HG Thread
>>3449870
FIRST FOR LET'S INVADE ERP!
>>3449870
First for needles
>>3449747
Well it must be pretty sad that this "Idiot" makes more and looks better than you right? Jesus just look at your clothes! Where do you shop? The thrift store? You reek of shit too.
>>3449794
Thanks pal
>snorts a full gram
*sniff*wooo!
so whats your name anyway?
>>3449823
E-Easy anon... that's my soft spot.
>>3449851
Nothing I can think of at the moment. You're a sweetie.
>>3449892
ha ha what the fuck
>>3449889
xth for it's past your bed time
>tfw no Parker to PAAAAAAAAARKER with
>>3449747
You have to pay attention when people like us "die" you know? Of course I understand you were trained to deal with mortals instead, another reason you cannot defeat me yet.
>>3449756
Good! That's exactly what I want you to try! Even better if you both team up against me
>>3449738
Glad you asked!
>Satou pulls out a long sheet listing his wide collection of videogames, you can notice most of them are shooting and war related games.
Take your choice!
>>3449921
And razor blades
Today was a fun day, but I gotta get some shut eye
Night <3
>>3449894
You can call me Subaru. I'm basically a shut-in with no life. It's nice to meet you, Mr...?
>>3449810(Dedede)
Again, you sound more like this kingdom's mascot more than anything else. Hopefully they pay you well enough for this, or I'd get out and do something else if I were you.
>>3449816(Rin)
Let's see now...about two months ago. No matter how many times I "die", I never quite get used to it.
>>3449831(Diplo)
I see!
Hey, let me borrow some of it too! I need to punch someone really hard!
I want to tenderly love Muffet.
>>3449756 (Subaru)
If you think that way you'll be able to get closer to me, so you could try to assassinate me, I've some bad news for you. It won't work! W-Wait, what?
>>3449894
...
It's a school uniform, and my family is quite wealthy, so I don't really feel anything about you earning more than I do.
>>3449917
>Continues right on the ear
>One full thread without a game and i'm sitting here starting to make events because i'm bored.
>Definitely not ready to host just yet, but i'll get there eventually.
>>3449917
Just give a shout if you need anything then!
>>3449937
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3449936
Oh, uh..
I don't really know how.
'Sides, I only have the arms.
>>3449906
Tbqhwy, I never even went to /mu/.
>>3449815
I see. I'll stay away from there then.
>>3449936
I've been at it quite a bit longer, but I don't wish to think that far back.
>>3449889
>>3449892
I don't like either of these.
>>3449929
>Rin leans forwards and browses the list.
Hmm. Plenty of foreign games here.
I think I could still beat you at them though.
Is this readable?
Does it look nice?
>>3449935
>Pets right above the tail
>>3449929
Nah, I'll let you two have your bonding moments. I'll go drink with Rin, or try to find Sho-tan. She's been missing for quite some time now.
>>3449935
Good night bae
>>3449929
That sounds like a wild assumption, because in the arena even you two can be eliminated. That makes your statement wrong.
>>3449936
What!? I'M the one lookin' over the kingdom, ain't nobody pays me for this job.
>>3449977
Yeee, looks tight.
>>3449936
Bateman.Patrick Bateman
Heres my card. Looks nice right? Give me a call and I can invite you to Dorsia.
>>3449946
Doesnt explain the smell. Why dont you get a job?
![[Literally Me]15.png](https://i.imgur.com/vxXulO8.png "[Literally Me]15.png")
>>3449977
Perfecto.
>>3449977
Text itsels is good to go
Since you use white text, I'd add a little textshadow.
The title color is a bad choice though,dark brown on black is hard to read.
>>3449948
This... This is getting too far. There are people here, you know
>>3449977
>Very nice. Maybe change the title text to something more brighter.
>>3450003
I already have a profession. I just prefer not to practice it at the moment.
...
Because of various reasons.
>>3449977
Change the title text
>>3450018
Because young Sarah-tan is in love with Subaru-kun, right?
>>3449946
I want to kiss you, Sarah-tan! I'm not talking about on the cheek either, I'm talking about on the lips!
>>3449964
Hm. Does this stand of yours have a strong head?
>>3449971
I-It's going to to horrible, Rin. Everyone's going to die around us, and we're going to be the only ones left. I don't think I'm ready for this kind of future...
>>3450015
>Traces fingers on the edge of the big floppy ears
>>3450038
W-Well, I dunno.
Like I said, I only got the arms.
>>3450031
That has nothing to do with it!
...
Wait, no! It's n-not even that way!
>>3449812(Kaito)
...
>>3449971
Maybe Empire City is more your speed.
>>3450038
Denied.
>>3450038
I've lived to see it time and time again.
It is why I don't get too attached to others.
>>3450057
Oh?
>>3449997
Y-You mean you do it for free?!
>>3450003
>he picks the card up and looks over it
Huh, I thought this would have been flashy, but it's actually kind of boring.
>>3450055
You just admitted it, how cute to see a blush like that while denying your feelings Sarah-tan.
>>3450038
>>3450055
Good luck "Subaru-kun".
>>3450057
Haha, I'll try again, I'm sorry.
>>3450042
>*Moans*
>>3450074
>>3450082
Die.
>>3450018
Why? is it corporate espionage? Insider trading?
>Laughs obnoxiously
im kidding im kidding.
>>3450072
>starts sweating profusely
>starts shaking
W-what did you say?
>>3450048
What does this have to do with a serial petter?
>>3450015
>crops ears and tail with scissors
>>3450052
>he hands you his cellphone
Call your boss up and see if he'll allow me to take the head for a moment.
>>3450066
It's because I'm ugly, right?
Or...could it be? Have you found someone else?
>2016
>Still being cancer
Never change, HG.
>implying you could
>>3450072
Well... I guess they pay me in their tax money... But otherwise, I ain't got any higher ups, as I'm the king.
>>3449971
>Satou smirks lightly
Now now, don't get too ahead of yourself, one thing is real life warfire, but when it comes to gaming I'm more than a professional.
>>3449992
Oh I can be taken down! I'm as human as you are with exception of a couple of details. But your chances are rather low unless you give your all! Think of me as the target you've been ordered to kill.
>>3449983
Wait, don't leave me alone with her...I don't have a lot of experince with kids. And you're too young to drink!
>>3450109
>>3450106
>He holds the phone to his head, and immediately falls backwards, tossing the phone back to you.
No.
He said no.
Really loudly.
>>3450109
>the current year
>using cancer to describe things other than malignant malformations on a living body
Fucking Shingles
>>3450109
You could
>>3450104
>implying they can't regrow at will
>>3450069
As a friend described it, "What happens in Empire City never sleeps."
>>3450085
It's fine. It fits perfectly. I just didn't care for the song.
>>3450109
At least we'll never reach /v/ levels of cancer.
>>3450069
Ah, but you're okay with getting attached to me, right? You can count on me to mess things up for you any day of the week!
>>3450097
It's too white. There's nothing about it that catches the eye, you know? I don't think people are going to be impressed with this.
>>3450131
>Shingles
Now this I could get behind
>>3450143
>>3450137
>Implying mammals are capable of regrowing limbs as cold-blooded lizards are.
>>3450143
wew laddie
>>3450143
>pfffff!
>>3450137
>does this over and over
>repackages and sells the ears and tails to other furries for low price
>makes profit
> buys a boat
>>3450097
It wasn't funny. No, it just wasn't my choice for a career and other reasons stop me from doing it too. So you can continue talking about how rich you are if you want to. I don't care.
>>3450106
No. I don't think there's anyone here worth my time that way.
...
It's just something t-that I shouldn't do in public.
>>3450113
I don't have much passion left for my profession, so that won't mean much.
>>3450109
We are on 4chan. Everything that is posted here is cancer. But the people who point out what cancer is are aids.
>>3450143
110% accurate.
>>3450143
Oh, you.
>>3450143
This is actually entertaining.
>>3450167
>Implying I can't make up shit like I want because this character is so obscure nobody will know if I'm lying or not
>>3450172
I want to Fumi Fumi's Fumis
ODIN. I HAVE COME TO SEEK VENGEANCE
>>3450113
I'm sure I could adapt quickly enough, so long as you show me the ropes.
>>3450146
I do enjoy sleeping though.
Maybe that isn't the place for me either.
>>3450149
If you intend to live forever, I see no issue with become friends.
>>3450143
Kek.
>implying you aren't literally just as autistic though
>>3450131
A blotchy irritated skin patch that affects only oldfags
By god it's too accurate
>>3450212
We all do, anon. We all do. Even Fumi wants to.
>>3450215
They're still making God of War games?
>>3450190
Not everything posted on 4chan gets b& to the /trash/ dump. :^) We're a new disease.
>>3450228
>fumi
>>3450143
>HA!
>>3450143
Reminder that this only applies to ERP, HG actually has some handsomefags.
>>3450230
Yup. This one looks bretty good
>>3450111
Shouldn't their tax money be used for other things besides it going to you?
>>3450113
Eh, no one's too young for anything anymore. It's how the world is nowadays.
And besides, I think you two'll have fun together! You're both so similar that it's almost frightening.
>>3450128
What if I paid him for the minutes I use it? Surely he's a man of business, ehh?
>>3450143
>Thanks for making soda come out my nose, anon
>>3450173
Will you give me 30% of your profits?
Those are my ears after all
I can host my unfinished survival games if you reeeeally want.
>>3450230
Fucking this. Did nobody see the end of GoW3? Everything got pretty nicely wrapped up imo.
>>3450245
>3450143
I posted this here months ago and didn't get half the (You)s :(
>>3450245
>Jude is a good case on this.
>>3450272
for you
>>3450245
>this is what HG actually believes
>>3450250
No..
No, he, uh..
He said no really loud.
I don't wanna call him again. I'm just gonna go ahead and say no.
>>3450264
He didn't die. At the very end, you can see a blood trail from where he stabbed himself
And now he's up against the Norse mythos
>>3450272
Tonight is drama night
>>3450149
Well of course it supposed to be simple! Why would you make it flashy and obnoxious? Unless your a faggot. You just dont know how the business works.
>pulls out a J&B Straight.
You drink?
>>3450179
.....Say do you like Whitney Houston?
>>3450272
It's an edit of the normal image dumbass.
>>3450252
You get a single squeaky toy with a broken squeaker
If you want anything else
Take it up with the animal rights activists
>>3450250
Well I gotta pay fer my upkeep on the castle, don'tcha think?
>>3450179
I get it. You found someone better than me, huh? He's probably smarter, better looking, and stronger than I am too. I wish you both the best of luck...
>>3450216
Great! Where can I sleep then?
>>3450179
Huh? You're not feeling like being a hitman anymore? But why? You have what it takes to kill.
>>3450216
Well then it's decided! You shall join me and Subaru in our gaming evenings every weekend.
>>3450250
That might be true, but if I'm not trying to land a headshot on her I don't know what to do, she isn't the talkative type.
>>3450245
I am sexy, not handsome!
>>3450245
>tfw too autistic to post your face even though you're at least a 7/10
>>3450146
How about this?
https://youtu.be/Sji84tDzKaM
>>3450260
nobody wants your cancerous games faggot, we're waiting for a real host to come alone like hoshi
>>3450313
You're adorable and cuddly.
>>3450298
You're an edit
Last 2 digits decide how many events I have to write
>tfw I have Vino's face but I'm too nice to post it
>tfw he's actually not bad looking
>tfw I'd fuck him
>>3450172
Best girl.
>>3450293
Alright, now I have to youtube the ending to double check. Fuck, I was so proud that a company finally retired a franchise with some dignity.
>K-fed slays all the gawds
>releases Hope to the humans
>world is fucked and gets reset
I think my nostalgia glasses are a bit fogged...
>>3450313
I want Wiggins to fuck my boipusse no homo
Tell me if we need a host.
>>3450216
Well that is all the suggestions I have.
>>3450321
>Hoshi
>Hosting
10/10. Made me laugh.
>>3450310
There's nowhere to sleep in my office, unless you're fond of chairs.
>>3450312
I tend to get busy on weekends.
Speaking of which, apologies for being gone so long. Something came up.
>>3450296
I wouldn't say I like her music particularly. I've different taste, but that's none of your business.
>>3450310
...
What are you talking about?
>>3450312
Because of various reasons. I won't explain personal things like that to just anyone.
>>3450328
Th-that too
>>3450347
Like I told LF, it's not gay. Everyone swings my way
>>3450318
>tfw you're black so you're an automatic -5/10.
>>3450321
Okay, I'll wait for someone else to come along and ... oh right there is no one else.
First 36
>>3450386
Doppio & Diavolo
>>3450292
Have you ever thought of standing up to your boss, because it kind of sounds like he abuses you.
>>3450296
Technically I'm not allowed, but I don't see why not. I normally drink with Rin, but she let's me die when I pass out.
>>3450306
I-I meant for their schooling and...whatever else animals need to keep their lives in check.
>>3450312
If I can do it, then so can you! I believe in you, old man!
>>3450386
Rin Asougi
>>3450348
I don't mind staying in my office.
>>3450386
Colonel Sanders
>>3450386
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3450386
Utsutsu
>>3450386
Rave Horse
>>3450318
>Same honestly, just don't want to end up on the wall of shame [spoiler]if you really wanted you could hunt it down[/spoiler]
>>3450386
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3450245
Update my pic, I want to be an edgy fuck
>aikawa
>>3450386
Jack Frost
>>3450386
Vic Viper
>>3450386
Garnet
>>3450320
This. This is something I could get behind.
>>3450386
Quicksilver
>>3450386
White Peak
>>3450375
>Implying black people can't be handsome
Straight from Congo, not even making that up. Handsome as fuck.
>>3450386
Shalashaska
>>3450386
Megas XLR
>>3450386
Kingsonnn Dededoo
>>3450386
Silver
>>3450386
The Crimson Demon
>>3450386
Fyxe
>>3450386
Patrick Bateman.
>>3450386
Matsuda
>>3450395
Abuses me? Where'd you get that idea?
Boss is real nice to me. He tells me he sees potential in me and that I can be strong.
Nobody else really's ever said that ta me before. 'Sides, I've known boss for as long as I can remember.
>>3450362
>
>>3450360
I understand you're a busy woamn. Just just give me call when you're free to get your ass kicked in videogames, Subaru needs a partner to cry with.
>>3450395
Don't make this harder than it already is. I just want to fight her, nothing else....
>>3450386
Kanbara Akihito
>>3450386
Monsoon
>>3450386
Chikane Himemiya
>>3450386
Boba Fett
>>3450386
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3450412
Hair's a little Bieber there, bro.
>>3450360
Let me sleep on your couch at home. I don't drool when I sleep, so you don't have to worry about me messing it up.
>>3450362
You've finally did it, Sarah-tan. You've defeated me. I guess you really are out of me league. I should have listened to Ten-tan and ditched you long ago, but you know how foolish I can be.
>>3450386
Natsuki Subaru
>>3450386
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3450445
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
>>3450473
Pic is old
>>3450386
Kneesocks
>>3450426
>I'll never look even half as good as this guy.
Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.
>>3450386
Dancin fox
>>3450484
I want you to know I appreciate you for picking up Sips
>The last guy that played Sips
>>3450386
The tired face of evil
>Or Luca Blight
>>3450475
This is the time where I come out of nowhere and laugh at you!
>>3450452
Not everyone has a unnatural need for killing like you do.
>>3450475
...
I didn't get anyone and I've no idea what you're talking about. I only need a single meat shield.
>>3450362
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. Why dont I treat you to a nice glass of champagne.
>>3450395
>Hands you a drink
There you go. So Suburu...What school did you go to? Yale? Princeton?
>>3450386
Osamu Dazai
>>3450452
Sounds like a good time.
I'll see what I can do.
>>3450475
I'm not taking anyone home with me.
>>3450534
I don't drink.
5 more.
>>3450498
Almost none of us will. I mean, look at him! Just to ensure he's better than us, he's also a wildly successful athlete that speaks 5 languages. And he's confirmed got a huge dick.
>>3450408
just found it. yukine is kinda cute too
part of me wants to be on it for the (You)'s and another part of me is smarter than that desu
![[Literally Me]0.png](https://i.imgur.com/iBWfy9z.png "[Literally Me]0.png")
>>3450386
Literally Me
>>3450546
>>3450498
>>3450545
Tenryuu
>>3450545
Broly
>>3450545
Boobies
>>3450545
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3450545
TJ Henry Yoshi
>>3450449
That's him sugarcoating this. Nobody should get yelled at over the phone when they're trying to do something for-
>he accidentally steps on his phone that's still on the ground
...
>>3450452
You could be her substitute grandfather as well! Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?!
>>3450530
Go ahead, you deserve to. I was foolish for not trusting you, master.
>>3450531
No, no, it's fine. You don't have to hide your feelings anymore. You can tell me how worthless I am now. I'm ready for it.
>>3450534
I dropped out in high school. I live alone in the city. pretty horrible, isn't it?
>>3450541
Not even someone as cute as me~?
>>3450545
King Kaito
>>3450600
Could you stop acting like a drama queen for a second?
>>3450548
>Yep, that sounds about right.
>>3450592
fite me
>>3450600
Yeah?
When they're tryin' to do somethin' for..?
You were sayin'?
I loaded my other code on accident Oh well. Check, check!
>>3450624
Looks fine.
>>3450620
It was a joke directed at Tenryuu
>>3450487
How about some Peanut butter soup with smoked duck at Barcadia? New York magazine said it was one of the best dishes out there.
>>3450600
Jesus you are such a loser! Lucky for you. You have a friend like me. Im going to take you to the top Suburu
>>3450624
Looks good.
>>3450420
I figured, but there are others if you're willing to listen.
>>3450600
All you have done so far is vomit on me, die in my office, drop me on the floor and call me heavy. That's hardly cute, don't you think?
>>3450624
Let's begin.
>>3450624
Go.
>>3450624
Good luck to you all!
>>3450396
If you are comfortable with your schedule, keep to it. Good luck with that and the game.
>>3450624
Swap me>>3450420
for >>3450608
>>3450649
I'm good.
>>3450624
We're good.
>>3450624
Ready to dance!
>>3450624
ok deal i won lose again you me side but won lose betray city jail poson ok go won
>cody
>>3450624
Hee-time to have some fun, ho!
>>3450624
Let's keep this clean distict 8
>>3450662
To you as well, Garnet.
>>3450615
You're free to kill me now. I don't really have a reason to live, I guess.
>>3450623
M-My phone...I-I had that pizza guy's number on it...
>>3450624
Looks delicious.
>>3450642
You don't have to do that for me. I'd end up messing it up for the both of us. We'll be homeless in...I'd give it two months.
>>3450655
But it made me happy, and happiness is cute, isn't it?
>>3450531
Well, I guess a kid has her right to enjoy a decent way of living even with so much potential going to waste.
>>3450600
I think she already has a father, besides, I still have to take care of you. Although I'd enjoy having another gaming partner.
>>3450541
You will not regret it. And just in case don't let my grandson drink from your reserve of alcohol no matter how much he begs you. You're a responsible adult after all.
>>3450697
You can't die and now you're just accepting your delusions as reality. You finally lost it?
>>3450713
Let's get this ride going!
>>3450697
>He picks up the scraps of the phone and holds them to his ear.
Hmm.. Torururu!
Nope, it's still workin'!
>>3450709
What part of any of that made you happy?
>>3450716
I fear he has already sampled my wares.
>>3450713
Let's go.
>>3450713
I'll take the middle road, everyone else... do what you please.
>>3450386
Suwako Moriya
>>3450713
Just let's end this as fast as possible.
>>3450716
I've other dreams, so my potential won't go to waste. I don't intend to be useless.
![[Literally Dead].png](https://i.imgur.com/dHDpaZr.png "[Literally Dead].png")
>>3450713
Wowza! What a way to start off with me dying and all!
>>3450697
Hold on a sec
>dials phone
Yes id like to schedule an appointment for two. Yes its his first time....ok thank you.
You hear that Suburu? Im taking you to a tailor! Im going to get you a nice Jean paul Gautier suit.
>>3450713
I've seen that look many times before, and it still hurts.
>>3450718
I've lost it long ago, Sarah...
>>3450716
Did I send that zombie girl to you? She told me she loved video games.
>>3450724
It didn't even ring! That sound came straight from your damn mouth!
>>3450730
Being near someone like you, of course!
>>3450750
>>3450662
I figured you'd say that, I suppose I'll annoy someone else with my songs, haha....
But I wish you didn't do that.. next three games you can't swap out. I FORBID IT!
>>3450713
As much as I love music.. I-I can't...
>>3450750
Flowers are sweet! Whoever did this, thanks.
>>3450756
Huh? No idea what you're talkin' about, man. It's- torurururu!- ringin' right now.
>>3450756
So what's this about?
>>3450730
So I was too late? Being a parent is harder than I thought...
>>3450738
Your potential as a killer I should've said. Did you at least diposed of your original target here?
>>3450756
Oh, the girl with green skin? Honeyspooks was it? I didn't know she was into gaming.
>>3450750
They're already dead...
>>3450748
I have no clue what that is, and it sounds way too good for me to wear. What if I accidentally get blood on it? You'd be pissed, wouldn't you?
>>3450756
I suppose that's cute in its own way, but I'm not too big on cute.
>>3450750
Why is the hair on the back of my neck standing up..?
>>3450750
>Gone to seed?
>>3450785
...
They never showed up.
>>3450750
Fuck...
>>3450774
...Then answer it and see who it is. I'm curious to see how a broken phone works.
>>3450775
I've given up. You've won. I don't want to play these games anymore.
>>3450798
>Zzzz
>>3450802
It's a saying.
>>3450768
I am much older than you. I don't have to listen.
>>3450798
The flowers are pretty, I suppose.
>tfw haven't ate in nealy 3 days
>>3450821
Wait, what?
>>3450827
>Oh, what does it mean?
>>3450798
Now where is that sneaky cybo-
>>3450798
Ah... such a peaceful night, don't you think?
>>3450821
>He holds the pieces of the phone to his head.
Oh, hi boss.
...Really?
..Well, alright. If you say so.
...Okay boss, talk to you later.
>He puts the phone down.
Works fine ta me!
>>3450839
>haven't ate
>>3450785
Uh...Rottytops was her name. She told me she really liked playing video games, and I thought you both would have hit it off, seeing as how she's dead.
>>3450788
You like scary? I can be scary! Here, check this out!
>
>>3450798
M-Mr. bateman...?
>>3450798
I always have loved you, you know th-wait just a cotton-picking minute! You ain't chicken breasts! You're normal breasts!
>>3450786
Blood? BLOOD!
>Laughs uncontrollably
oh my god Subaru you really are quite joker arent you? Im going to give you all the tricks of the trade. at the end of the month. You'll have 50 of these suits. And then we can hangout and murder peo-errr i mean murder the Dance clubs yeah!
>>3450802
Oh, sorry. A lot of my events are play on words and sayings so you might not get some of them if you aren't a native speaker. This might help.
http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/cat/24.html
http://www.learn-english-today.com/idioms/idiom-categories/plants-flowers/plants1.html
I used both these pages when writing events so this should cover most of the idiom events.
>>3450798
>>3450839
>I know that pain man
>>3450785
So it seems. I wouldn't have any experience on the subject myself.
>>3450865
>Rin lightly flicks Subaru's nose.
Now you're just being strange.
>>3450880
Hee-ah, ho! Everything is so nice, hee-ho!
