First 24 to fight for my amusement.
Lord Beerus
>>3433884
Quicksilver
>>3433884
Ririchiyo
Pit
Captain Luna
Brownie
>>3433884
Kaito of the secret police
Kneesocks
Maria and Harusame
Vito Scaletta
Kanbara Akihito
>>3433884
Rika
>>3433855
There's multiple kinds of daggers, knives for various cooking, hunting, purely display, actually fighting....A cleaver isn't a poniard isn't a butter knife.
The Player
Paladin
Lilith
>>3433884
Haqua Du Lot Herminium
Or Haqua in short. Remember that!
Kangaroo
Iwanko
Filia
Akane-chan
Jean Pierre Polnareff
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UDGYTEN.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
>>3433874
Butter knives were named such as propaganda against actual combat knives so that militaries would abdandon using them because of their fabricated public reputation for being weak. They were just too powerful, they are better than all, even the truth. The truth that nothing beats a good sharp knife that just happens to spread butter and other condiments from a jar.
THE CRIMSON DEMON
This gif
>>3433879
>>3433903
Allow me to demonstrate
>>3433869
>>3433915
>Shoots you several times
>>3433875
Well you seem to be letting of an electrical pulse so... Robot?
Penguzaya
Knight
Sliver Queen
>>3433923
Are there people that actually find this attractive?
>>3433923
>>3433869
It seems like you're just bluffing, honestly
![COOLEDITION[066].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXMgnGK.jpg "COOLEDITION[066].jpg")
>>3433906
I can still stick one in your neck and you would die. You should be afraid the more types of knives there are because I can pick up any kind of knife at any time and carve a nice ham out of your little fat bottom.
>>3433926
Hmm.. Do all demons have the ability to sense stuff like that?
>>3433835
Ohh, so you're an immortal like Miss Mokou. (Miss Fujiwara? I can never tell) Something I've wanted to ask, since your time is basically infinite, what do you fill it with? Not to be rude, but there are only so many experiences in the world, you know?
>>3433855
But there are a lot of types of knives! Kukris, Ballistics, Daggers, Bowies etc.
>>3433935
Guess that answers my question
Very late Il Dottore
>>3433940
Sharks do
Check this roster and make requests.
>>3433944
Only that gif. The rest are comedy gold. Well, so is that one.
>>3433951
Give my spot to Izaya
>>3433928
>>3433907
![COOLEDITION[005].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YC8eFeP.jpg "COOLEDITION[005].jpg")
>>3433941
How about I put each kind in your back one by one and see which makes you scream the loudest?
>>3433878
As if I would bother myself to go out of my way to swat this miserable insect from the air.
I am not a being that takes pride in beating on weaker creatures, but if I am attacked however...
>>3433879
It is of no consequence to me. I neither gain or lose nothing whether you believe my word or not.
The only one able to lose is yourself.
>>3433924
>The bullets vanish from existence mere moments before they would have penetrated the girl's body.
>She doesn't even pay you any mind.
>>3433936
I do not strike down beings that are weaker than myself. There is no sport in it.
However, if you wish to attack me in order to try and prove your claims, you're welcome to. I will defend myself if need be.
KNEEEEERSOOOOOOOOOCKS
>>3433938
I'm not that fat at all. Hell, if anything, I'm scrawny. And that would imply I'd even let you get close enough from my beautiful Flower Tank.
>>3433951
No complaints here, let's get this show on the road.
>>3433941
....
I cure.
It's what I do.
>>3433961
Thank you mane
>>3433951
Yay!
>>3433951
Swap
>>3433904
For
>>3433947
>>3433973
No problem, hit 'em hard.
>>3433948
Like... Stingrays?
>>3433951
Looks good from here.
![LOVEEDITION[080034].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yeQboxs.jpg "LOVEEDITION[080034].jpg")
>>3433969
Drones are the future. Your tank will leave you like the boyfriend you never had.
We begin with The Player swapping out for Izaya.
>>3433984
Yes, actually
>>3433951
Heh! I am pretty sure you guys will be easier than hunting runaway spirits!
Let's Go!
>>3433940
Well it's really a simple form of magic to detect certain energies that are emitted by creatures to see their magical capabilities and it kind of shows the electric flow through you.
>>3433951
Looks good.
>>3433988
N... Nevermind. It's simply.... a miscalculation.
>>3433988
>>3433985
A drone isn't a knife, girly. Besides, no outside world weapons could hope to damage it!
>>3433988
Let's make this a good one.
>>3433951
Looks good from here! Also, it's nice to be working with you again, Captain.
>>3433962
That seems a bit..um...unnecessary. I think cognitive knowledge is just as useful as experience, wouldn't you?
>>3433971
Ah, right. Plague doctor. I should have put that together.
>>3433983
Will do, you can trust me.
>>3433988
I'm gonna peng-win!
>>3433988
This is stuff I normally do, the upper brass are tough on us.
>>3433990
Let's talk about rays! Tell me what you know!
>>3433995
If a demon couldn't do this would they be considered weak? Or does it not matter?
>>3433963
You really don't seem that tough, especially compared to the Gods
>>3434019
Dammit!
I could have saved him.
>>3434013
It's assuring to see how easily you allow yourself to be fooled by my appearance. Both you and your gods are simply dirt under my feet.
>>3434019
Alright on the ground you're under arrest!
... Time to run.
>>3434019
I hate training like this...
>>3434024
Yeah, you're definitely just a crazy mortal, that confirms it
>>3434009
Not at all, magic isn't something you are locked into doing based off of what you're born as but some creatures have a high affinity to certain categories of magic and tend to focus on learning them.
>>3434019
This is surprisingly good.
>>3434009
They are closely related to the shark. No bone, only cartilage, able to sense electricity like the sort involved with a muscle contraction. Manta rays can have a wingspan of 30 feet. Vinegar is a good treatment for a stingray sting.
>>3434019
Hmmm, I bet I could use this for a temporary base.
>>3434029
I invite you to the opportunity again.
Care to test your theory?
>>3434019
![COOLEDITION[096].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GvorGwu.jpg "COOLEDITION[096].jpg")
>>3434002
Of course. It's a piece of indestructable metal that somehow was put together in tank form.
Are you indestructable? If you're as simple as your tank, you wouldn't need to worry about pain at all.
>>3434004
Nothing is better than a handson experience. A wise girl once said history written in ink may fade but one written in blood exists forever.
>>3434039
Well... if you really want... I'm gonna hold back, though. I don't really want to hurt you
>>3434040
It's dark, we should stick close to each other.
>>3434053
It doesn't matter to me either way.
Hit me with all you desire.
>>3434041
I love you
>>3434040
I have the strangest feeling I'm being watched.
>>3434041
I never said indestructible. Well, maybe by outside world standards. I'm a perfectly normal, squishy human, aside from my tanks and a halted aging process.
>>3434040
Good shit mate.
>>3434040
Oh sprockets, where did I drop that bolt?
...
Well, that just happened.
>>3434041
But there are plenty of bloody conflicts that no one remembers.
>>3434062
>fires a large energy blast from the cannon
>>3434071
You're a bigger baka then the size of your breasts.
>>3434032
Hmm... Then maybe that weird girl demon that shows up with the crows isn't weak? Honestly she'd be pretty bearable if it weren't for the whole demon act she has going..
>>3434036
Other than the size, what's the difference between Stingrays and Manta rays? Because I never understood it myself..
>>3434040
As if a specialist like me would be caught dead doing something like that.
>>3434071
Ugh.. I'm used to herding criminals, not sheep!
>>3434071
>The boy finds a spot to sit and awkwardly checks his phone.
>>3434071
Woof woof~
>>3434071
Well... this is embarrassing
>>3434082
>As the energy dissipates, the demon can be seen enjoying a candy bar.
Well? I'm waiting for your attack.
>>3434087
Stingrays can sting. They have a barbed tail that can lodge in your skin.
>>3434087
Well if a demon is weak they would remain a lesser demon who follow the aura emitted of by stronger creatures and well... They really don't have a mind so if you meet a demon who can talk then they're most likely somewhat strong.
>>3434071
>>3434071
>>3434094
....
>>3434099
RIP Steve Irwin.
>>3434087
Hey don't feel bad about it.
It's a good ass.
![COOLEDITION[040].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/19Lu2Gk.jpg "COOLEDITION[040].jpg")
>>3434063
I love you too.
>>3434069
You must be a "blast" at parties. I wish to accompany you to the next tank enthusiast convention what will happen...
Oh wait, looks like they couldn't get enough people to attened.
>>3434075
Of course. Ink is written, blood is spilt. Someone died tonight and one of these days, it can be you. Isn't that enough of a reminder to be weary of knifes? Pieces of nail clippings from the bastard child of both gods of death and war?
>>3434098
Explain how she works for those of us who are unfamiliar with the source
>>3434098
Huh. You're not actually mortal. Still, that's nothing compared to Hades
>>3434112
>She's quite literally a god.
>There's only one being able to oppose her and they're not here.
ʎlәsıɔәɹԀ
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>>3434101
... I blame the French.
Someone should ava this bitch
>>3434117
Black hole work?
![LOVEEDITION[130038].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2apLuiv.jpg "LOVEEDITION[130038].jpg")
>>3434117
On a scale of 1 to 10 how god are you?
>>3434117
In her universe. Why shouldn't divine beings from other universes stack up?
>>3434110
>>3434101
Of course not, considering I'm one of the tiny handful of scientists in Gensokyo, and the only tank engineer, to boot. And I don't bother with things like that anyways.
...Why do we just HAVE to share a last name?
>>3434101
Hey thanks, I thought I was dead meat!
>>3434101
>>3434120
Blaming me for your death is fair
>>3434099
Oh, but manta rays don't? Huh... I never knew that, but they're like the venomous birds of the sea..
>>3434100
I don't get it then... She acts really weird for a strong demon, she cries a lot, I mean is it just an act to make people drop they're guard?
>>3434109
I doubt it...
>>3434101
Something bad is about to go down...
>>3434101
I don't need sleep. I am a big gi, a big g - zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>3434117
Someone call for a god killer?
>>3434114
I haven't even done anything, but your judgement does not bother me. You're only shooting yourself in the foot by underestimating me.
>>3434123
I would say 10, but I'm not that modest.
I'm beyond such scales.
>>3434122
>>3434125
>The only thing that has canonically been able to stop her is her own great great grandaughter.
![COOLEDITION[092].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SHY85Y2.jpg "COOLEDITION[092].jpg")
>>3434126
>>3434101
Shut up about tanks for one minute, we're supposed to be holding hands.
>>3434121
>Literally Kanzaki without any redeeming qualities except for somehow bigger tits
No.
>>3434117
>>3434137
>>3434110
To be fair, most anything in the world can kill you but that doesn't mean we should be afraid of all of it.
>>3434135
Smoke and explosions in the distance. That's a bad sign.
>>3434137
Miss Hakurei? When did you get here?
>>3434135
What are you doing? And why is that object making flashes? YOu are doing a poor job of trying to kill me if you are going to use that.
>>3434134
Well it could be an act or not, my master is one of the most powerful demons to exist yet she is just a typical school girl in her personality.
>>3434135
Yeah smoke normally isn't good.
>>3434144
>Well now only family is able to kill family? Where have I heard this before.
>>3434123
11
>>3434133
I don't blame just you.
I blame all the French.
>>3434134
You were the one looking.
How can you not think it's good?
>>3434135
That was quite foolish of me... But I'll recover.
>>3434144
Ok? Not like she's canonically encountered these other divine beings from different universes who boast similar power.
>>3434150
I've been here.
>>3434135
![COOLEDITION[102].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ItEDQXU.jpg "COOLEDITION[102].jpg")
>>3434144
I'm an 11. I can break my own puny God Scale after tricking you into confining yourself in my limits.
>>3434150
A lot of things can, it's a question of how much of it you can prevent. I'll stab you and spread jam on my toast right afterwards, I don't care!
>>3434154
This guy gets it.
>>3434153
Halloween.
>>3434144
Well, it's not like you're directly threatening me, only bragging, so that doesn't really matter to me
>Pit beats down and kills gods on a regular basis, he probably wouldn't have too much trouble if he took it seriously
>>3434163
Uh.. thanks?
![COOLEDITION[055].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BoOpURl.jpg "COOLEDITION[055].jpg")
>>3434160
Goku vs Superman vs Pink God
Make it happen.
>>3434163
An angel not caring about a demon touching them? You're weird.
>>3434166
Rhetorical question.
>>3434160
Yeah, it's like saying SSJ1 Goku couldn't kick Ragyo's ass because Ryuuko was the only one who beat her in her universe.
Bad example, I know, but it adds up.
>>3434153
So I should just think of her as a normal person? That could probably kill me easily...
>>3434154
Easy, I have an eye patch, you just didn't know where my one eye was looking....
>>3434163
My team will get you for this..!
>>3434163
>He uncomfortably shifts in place.
>>3434135
>>3434152
>Somehow, she seems startled that her giant red tank was spotted
Uh.
...It's called a photograph. And it doesn't kill people.
>>3434145
I don't like people touching me.
>>3434137
Not really, Reimu. Didn't you say Mima was back the last time I saw you?
>>3434154
I'd prefer if you just blamed me
>>3434172
That's the autism fest I wish to avoid
>>3434163
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... - huh? It seems you tripped down a stairs, little girl. Do i need to find you a healer?
>>3434179
Killed her.
>>3434179
What's a photograph? Is it like..
>she is withdrawn into thought
...a pretty painting? I do like paintings! Can i see it, pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
>>3434185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>3434176
Just be normal around them, don't get too close and keep an eye out for any form of trickery and that should be fine. Anyway I need to be off, farewell.
>>3434185
So this is live dummy practice. Can we do this again? It'sfun!
>>3434187
That's not important, you and I both know you can't keep her down. Chief thing is...you REMEMBER her?
>>3434188
Uuuuuh. Yeah. Sorta.
>She holds it out to her awkwardly
>>3434185
...Aw, screw it.
>>3434137
No.
>>3434164
I do not recall limiting myself.
In fact, I said exactly 'I'm beyond such scales'.
>>3434168
As long as this world continues to provide me with entertainment, you won't have anything to worry about.
>>3434153
>Now now, I didn't say kill. I only said stop.
>AFAIK, Akane is unkillable.
>>3434160
>Nor they Akane.
>Imaging this sort of fanfiction is difficult for a character who usually only appears for gags though.
>>3434163
Well, that's new. Does that mean we were Highlanders?
>>3434164
You might want to see someone about that mounting sociopathy of yours. It never goes well in the long run.
>>3434185
Aww, who's a good dragon?
>>3434185
Guess this is my end...
>>3434198
What if she gets below 250 hp and Axe uses his ult?
>>3434191
Haha, that's strange, I was about to say the same, farewell Maria!
>Goodnight everyone!
>>3434198
>Unkillable
>Someone call Simon, lets test out the Gurren Laggan on her.
>>3434196
You forget that things change. She's dead. Now piss off.
>>3434185
>>3434198
A word of advice if it comes up, take the fall. It might not feel right, but it's worth it. Avoid rp fights with her at all cost.
>>3434204
>F
>>3434206
>>3434212
>I purposefully avoid fights because of this.
![COOLEDITION[008].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T7FrbgP.jpg "COOLEDITION[008].jpg")
>Work again
>Must leave
>Wish me luck on the 16th hour of my shift and so on...
>>3434196
It must be a magic thing to be able to paint this fast! I almost look alive on canvas, it's so pretty...
>>3434211
Oh...I was wounded? Well, thank you miss. It saves me the trouble of finding a healer!
>>3434214
Do not die.
>>3434211
Miss? Can you please let me go?
>>3434211
Because I died early... I'll just hope Iwanko wins this!
>>3434210
elly sliced somebody in half yesterday, you should go catch her
>>3434210
Don't take that attitude with me, I've been avoiding flooding your shrine with spirits and explosions. You sounded awfully concerned when you flagged Sanae down. I think I deserve to know what happened. And how evidently you're the only person from the modern era with a recollection of anything.
>>3434177
>>3434163
I don't like this, myself....
>>3434218
>Her response is immediate and snappy
It's pure science! It's just more or less an exact copy of what you take a picture of. Some cultures think they steal your soul.
>>3434211
BOOOOSS! MARISAAA! MEIIRA! Anyone!?
>>3434205
>Have a good one.
>>3434214
>Yeesh. Good luck.
>>3434211
>>3434198
Less threats to humanity as a whole are always fine by me
>>3434239
Whatever you say.
>>3434231
>yee
>If there's one thing I'm good at, it's asspulls like that.
Aβ⊂DξFGHไĴK£MИΘPQЯSTЦปฟжУζ
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>>3434237
Let's just...not.
>>3434258
Hmm? Isn't that New Hell Language? How did you learn that?
>>3434237
Iwanko chance of winning is getting higher!
>>3434259
WHAT?! Where the hell did I go?
>>3434259
>>3434272
Tнεяε'ร αท αρρ ƒ๑я тнαт
>>3434259
I think that might have been a little TOO overkill, everyone.
>>3434277
No no wait, I swear I didn't!
>>3434276
>>3434277
There is a winner next.
>>3434306
I guess I decided not to go into oblivion.
...Not like I've been having any luck lately, anyways, no hard feelings.
>>3434307
Iwanko's Chance of winning is increasing by the second!
>>3434280
A-Ah. Technology. I. I see. I never knew technology could reproduce New Hell Language..
Post friends
>>3434307
I'm not proud of this...
>>3434319
Fr-Friends? Who needs friends when you have yourself.
Hahaha-...hahaha...
>>3434317
Tεςнท๑l๑gïς
Tεςнท๑l๑gïς
>>3434319
"Duplicate file exists here"
>>3434319
>>3434327
Is that little animal holding a bow?!
>>3434307
>>3434321
Don't feel sad. If you feel sad, then so will i...And the last time I felt sadness, I obliterated an entire village. And we can't let that happen, sir.
>>3434235
...Nooonononono there can't be another me. The results would be catastrophic! Or..was it figurative speach?
>>3434327
I won? Yey!
Thank you for hosting!
>>3434319
>>3434327
Hah! I knew! Everyone who got my support always wins!
>Thanks for hosting.
>>3434326
Yeah, Technology. That's what I said.
>>3434327
Congrats to Iwanko and big thanks to the host!
>>3434353
>>3434327
Is that a dog?
>>3434337
>She sighs
Really, it's just a copy of how a certain area looks at a certain time. You know how you look at things? It's kind of like if you were to take what you were looking at and copy it down perfectly, or...something like. It's really hard to describe.
>>3434353
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3434327
Congratulations, Iwanko
>>3434359
Thanks for hosting
>>3434337
Obliterate a village? But you look so innocent, miss, and you're clearly caring for others
>>3434353
Congratulations!
>>3434359
G-Geh.... I-I thought I was somewhere far! Not last place!
A-Anyway there must be someone below me! I do not accept I am the last one. I am pretty sure they're just too cowardly to show themselves!
>>3434359
thanks for hosting
>>3434353
>>3434340
How wonderful, a cute little doggie won. This makes me happy.
Congratulations, cutie. And thank you for hosting...sir?
>>3434364
..So it's really me? Wow.
>she stares at the picture, utterly amazed
I never knew I had amber coloured eyes...
>>3434369
My..father made me do terrible things and I obeyed his commands in the hope of him finally loving me as his daughter
...When i ran away from home, I swore that I would never hurt a living soul again. Willingly that is.
Sorry mister, but I don't like to talk about it. Just thinking about it makes me very upset.
>>3434389
...Never looked in a mirror? Or, like, your reflection in the water?
>>3434319
>>3434386
Can we get married? :3
>>3434389
It's quite alright, miss... I understand how it is to be controlled like that... to do things you're not proud of... things that I'm not proud of
>>3434394
Maybe...No? Yes? I often forget things when I travel between dimensions. It's really annoying.
>>3434408
Do not worry, please. Atleast we are both free now..so that means we can be happy for ourselves and others, yes?
>>3434414
And you do that a lot, I suppose? First time I've ever heard of memory loss like that....
>>3434403
M-Married!? Wh-Whaa!? Who are you! I cannot see you!
>>3434414
Right!
>>3434424
Are you saying that memory loss isn't supposed to happen when creatures travel through time, space and dimensions? Oh dear...I wonder what other things I forgot in my lifetime.
>>3434437
That's the spirit, sir! if you can't be happy for yourself, atleast make others happy and give them joy in their lives!
>>3434443
As it were, I'm one of the few people that remember the previous timeline of where I'm from due to exactly that sort of circumstances, actually.
I'll give someone a kissu if someone avas her
>>3434453
You didn't say if the had to be IC. Now you gonna deal with that.
>>3434443
And I will still be one to protect those who need it. Make sure that the sacrifices of my friends weren't in vain
>>3434453
Is it time?
>>3434452
That would be nice. Not being worried to forget stuff. And you get to play with all kinds of wonderful things. Like that magic paint box. Or that giant metal cart!
>>3434462
Friends....?
>Her eyes open widely in amazement
I remember! I am looking for a friend. But...I don't know how he..or she even looks like. All I know is that this person is important to me.
Thank you for making me remember, mister!
kamina
>>3434474
What
>>3434401
>>3434319
Who needs people, am I right? Haha...ha...ha.
>>3434473
Camera. And THIS-
>She pats the tank
Is a tank. A war machine of sorts. In some ways, though, it can be a pain being one of the only people that remember.
>>3434484
Kys
>>3434473
No trouble, miss. Oh, where are my manners. My name is Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3434484
be my sempai
>>3434488
no deal
>kamina
>>3434494
Not 'till you fix your grammar
>>3434504
Anything over the Lich in terms of bust size is just disgusting.
>muh Ultimate Luck
>>3434515
Flat
>>3434486
Tank...Taaaaank. A really short name for something that big. And why the colour red? A poor choice if you want to take more pho..photographs of people while hiding.
>>3434493
And my name is...uhm.
>once again, she is withdrawn into her thoughts.
Lilith. Yes, i am pretty sure it's Lilith.
>>3434518
>Junko
>baits Kamina
>>3434520
>>3434502
Hello there, horsefucker :^) Also:
>using an image of Face Sheamus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3434525
There's bigger, by the way, and why red? I just liked it. Photos for short. And I don't really bother with sneaking, typically.
>>3434530
Nah. I just don't like that shitty cop-out. His plan was fine already, it didn't need the luck, it made the whole trial worse.
>>3434531
Don't post anything from that trash of a parallel work
>>3434539
The fuck is a Face Sheamus?
>>3434547
face = a wrestler that's generally a good guy
heel = a wrestler that's generally a bad guy
>>3434531
>those physics
>>3434544
i hate you
>>3434553
LIVE AND LEARN
>>3434549
So?
>>3434564
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
>>3434549
But Roman isn't a good guy, he isn't a bad guy, he's...
>>3434570
LIVE AND LEARN
>>3434525
A pleasure, Lilith
>Captcha load reeeee
>>3434559
host please kamina senpai
>>3434572
a guy
>>3434540
But uhm...Evne then, wouldn't it be better to give it forrest like colours? Or snow...Yes, I like snow.
>>3434580
I keep telling you fucks I'm not Kamina
Stupid ass niggas
>>3434589
You're a stupid ass nigga if you think anyone actually believes that.
Reminder to ignore Kamina's pathetic attention whoring.
Watcha listening to HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVC-95fnVYs
