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ERP thread
Bootylicious booties edition.
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>>3426977
god bless
new thread theme idea
we all play loli/shota versions of our avas
>>3432143
I think that would be nice.
>>3432172
>hugs you
>>3432180
>Returns with a hug of their own
>>3432186
>embraces warmly
this is a nice hug
>>3432194
Yes it certainly is
>>3432207
>lets go
that was a nice hug
thanks
have a good day
>>3432261
I wish to stick my dick in your pussy.
This place is as dead as I am inside
>>3432327
That is a very strange act.
>>3432388
Wait no, I wish to be a cute magical girl.
With a dick to stick inside your pussy.
>>3432388
I would a QB-girl
>>3432414
You wish to become a magical girl? That's great!... But with this sudden change of form I am unable to determine how I can perform the contract.
>>3432432
What does that mean? Humans have such a strange way of speaking.
>>3432443
Wait, you're actually a boy aren't you.
What if you stuck your dick in my pussy to write a contract?
>>3432462
That is such a typical idea from a human... But could it possibly work?
>>3432514
M-maybe...
B-but not right now QB! I have to go do stuff now!
...M-maybe we could form a contract later...?
>>3432537
We will look into the idea and see if it can substitute as a new way of forming contracts.
Hah, this is deader than Michiru's original haircolor. Don't ya all need some sleep, huh?
WAKE UP
>>3432618
Anon-kun ya shouldn't scream, they might just be needin' that sleep ya know?
>>3432563
Fucking pothead
Lurkers reveal yourselves
>>3432663
>>3432663
>>3432663
>>3432663
>>3432655
Hey! That's not nice ya know? I'm just tryin' to tell ya to keep it down as everyone is tryin' to gather up on their rest Anon-kun.
>>3432663
Ahoy and tally-ho!
>>3432714
Different anon
>If you read this, I have already slapped your ass
>>3432716
>Ahoy and tally-ho
What did he mean by this?
>>3432733
Such strange acts we have been given upon arrival.
>>3432733
>>3432744
>Pets the QB
>>3432720
Well ya know Anon-kun, I can't even be tellin' th' difference anymore. I might be goin' to follow my own advice. Just be sure to not scream and be the cause of wakin' others up. They might be gettin' mad at ya.
>>3432759
>Closes their eyes and presses their head into the hand purring like a kitten
>farts on drake
>>3432762
WHAT!?
>>3432778
*farts*
>>3432777
>There is nothing there as Kyubey has no gender
>>3432786
This is my fetish
>>3432792
Your fetish? Humans are incredibly strange creatures.
Roleplay sounds fun, but, uh, what does the E stand for?
>>3432800
Electronic
>>3432800
EXTREME
*Cums erotically giving you a bukkake*
>>3432833
That is a absurdly large reproductive organ.
>>3432833
Oh my god.
Do you need some assistance with that slab of meat?
>>3432810
Oh... [spoiler]how bout the P?[/spoiler]
>>3432851
go away, homer
you're ruining the fun >:c
>>3432833
>>3432663
>>3432880
Ok, can I assist with THIS pile of cockmeat?
>>3432885
>Hands you a pack of batteries
>>3432886
no because i only have a few images
>>3432888
I'm leaving.
>>3432891
I don't need images. I don't give a flying fuck about images.
>>3432898
You just love cockmeat in general, don't you?
>>3432901
It's been far too long since I've worshipped a gigantic, pulsing shaft. I need it.
>>3432904
Why don't you ask Trixie or Sponty?
Guys, I just shit my pants. Like, literally.
I've had bad diarrhea all day, but I didn't think it'd actually shit myself like this. Nothing really felt like it'd come out, but then I stood up and my bowels loosened
I know its not really ERP, but I'm freaking out and this is the place I feel comfortable to say it.
>>3432904
Gigantic you say?
>>3432890
>confusion
>tfw partners even over e-mail compare you against Iowa
>>3432918
I never understood this fetish. Its physically impossible to be penetrated by her, unless you want to be killed immediately. Even her fingers are way too big to funstuffs
>>3432954
I guess it's an exaggeration of wanting to be handled by a bigger girl, or something.
>>3432951
Wat
>>3432960
regular sized is much cuter desu
>>3432951
>tfw your friends and family compare you against Iowa
>>3432954
I don't even know where to begin with this.
>>3432973
>IOWA
Is PhanPhan still here by chance?
>>3432954
Don't forget about vore, too.
>>3432989
WAKE UP
Who's Iowa
>>3432993
i l-like the being touched everywhere part of your picture, though
>>3433005
I'm literally having sex with Iowa while the 37 other contiguous states watch
>>3433033
>Being cucked by Donald trump
>>3432954
I like the idea of desperately trying to get someone off by grinding your entire body against their dick and feeling every twitch like a huge vibration.
Welcome home, dear hunter.
What is it you desire?
>>3433053
This.
>>3433056
A hug
>>3433067
Imagine how warm it would be with so much blood pumping through it. You'd probably be able to feel their heartbeat as you wrap yourself around the huge shaft.
Anyone seen Jun?
#slaythegay
>>3433084
He's having trouble with 4chan last time they were here
>butt thread
WAIT FOR IT
>>3433077
Any word on who the rape crew is targeting?
>>3433056
Catharsis.
Um.
>>3433107
Flutterbutt.
>>3433118
Thanks fellow citizen
>>3433118
Literally who?
>>3433126
Sorry senpai but I'm lost as shit
This is the worst place to air shit out but I got a cryptic as fuck e-mail a few minutes ago and I hope the sender is reading this and sends me another that explains what is going on.
>>3433117
>Pets
>>3433105
Then when you finally succeed in getting her off you can feel her massive dick pulsating against your entire body over and over as she shoots out literally gallons of cum.
>>3433131
Whats it say?
>>3433131
>It's literally a what did he mean by this episode
>>3433127
Fluttershy.
>>3433137
It was just a 'Bye' from someone here and when I tried to reply with a 'what's up?' the e-mail address was gone...
I'm extremely confused and worried.
>>3433141
You have no idea how right you are bud
>>3433131
Uh oh. You have my best wishes, and remember, no matter how bad it might seem with your situation, none of this matters in the end.
>>3433131
Subscribed
>>3433150
I'm seriously not trying to blog but I just know if there's any other way the person'll see me talking it's through this thread and how it all transpired just got me worried, dude.
I was just chilling watching chinese cartoons and shit goes topsy turvy.
>>3433149
I guess you're right. I'll try to chill out.
>>3433157
Could just be them leaving.
>>3433157
>I'm seriously not trying to blog
>>3433157
Who was it.
>>3433167
I guess. They don't owe me anything, after all.
In that case I wish them the best then.
>>3433171
Sorry Paul Allen, I'll go back to my corner.
>>3433157
Any ideas who it might be?
>>3433173
>>3433182
I'd rather not say in case this is just some Dio-tier kneejerk and they're having a bad day and doing something dumb and they regret it in a few days.
>>3433421
Got a Skype, Mechanon?
>>3433421
Based on what I've seen of the people who play by emails from here, they'll be back in a week acting like nothing happened.
Speaking of which, someone tell that fucking Alice poster to read their emails too.
>>3433426
I have one, though I rarely use it. Why ya ask? If this is related I can hop on.
>>3433439
They played in the threads, and outright deleted the only e-mail of theirs I know about... so I dunno. We'll see I guess.
>>3433439
We're fucking here forever
>>3433444
Would be a good way to talk without getting the blogposting posters are killing ERP post every time.
Hey guys <3
>>3433461
Well alright; just be warned I rarely sign on, but I'm on for now.
asuhamboone
>>3433462
It's a cockademon!
Where the fuck is DOOMGAY!?
Anyone role playing?
>>3433444
Realized that the ambiguity might have made it seem serious. I'm just going. It's no big deal. Sorry if I worried you. Just stuff snapped, not really anything kneejerk. No big deal anyway and its not as if my absence will go noticed.
>>3433554
I see...
Well thank you for the clarification. Me and the other person actually talked about you tonight, wondering if you were okay. Well, be well and I hope thing go well for you in the future.
My inbox is always free to you if you ever come back. I had a lot of fun with you.
>>3433554
l8r betch
>>3433554
>>3433568
I'll add that your absence will definitely be noticed, but we'll be wishing you well regardless.
Guess I'll just wait around.
>>3433583
>gropes
>>3433577
Can we take this drama bs out of here and get back to erp plz? Thanks.
>>3433609
Yeah, I'm done. Sorry for that.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
>>3433612
Awesome.
succ
>>3433554
Who the FUCK are you?
>>3433660
My money is on Miku.
>>3433674
I can at least confirm this isn't the case, she loves her fans here and'll probably run a Monday show as usual, knowing her.
I haven't seen Jun for a long time now. Did he leave?
>>3432331
Are you still there?
>>3433756
Oh thank you.
>>3433757
(Just leaving now I'm sorry anon)
>>3433834
Fair enough. See you another time.
>>3433919
I'll play with you. <3
>>3433976
O-oh. I appreciate it but im on phone right now.
>>3434003
Let me play while you talk~ <3
>>3434033
I see someone is eager. I suppose i can't deny it then.
>>3434048
I know you can't! You're a horny anon just like me silly.
>>3434066
I do actually have a boner right now i admit.
>>3434077
Well there you go. Why don't I get you nice and wet and you can use my ass <3
SOMEBODY
>>3434156
Oh i would love to have my cock buried inside your ass.
>>3434183
Good boy <3
>>3434158
ONCE
>>3434195
Thank you <3
Hello there. Its very silent at the moment don't you think?
Prime time dead hours
>>3434256
Yes it seems a little Baron right now
>>3434275
Who knows. Maybe people will drop by later.
>>3434256
>slithers on the ground till I'm right behind you
>Cell with no remotely relevant picture
>>3434283
Hopefully because I want to see people having fun again in here soon
>>3434292
I always have fun here
I've been here for a while.
>>3434302
>that body
Rosalina is definitely the best girl
>>3434290
>He looks around not feeling the presence of the android
>>3434292
I'm sure people will wake up soon enough.
>>3434322
>pokes with tail
Hey~
>>3434322
Well anyway
>the woman plants her lips onto the boy's cheek
I suppose we can entertain ourselves until then~
>>3434332
God damn it Cell!
>>3434334
I'll entertain you.
>>3434349
And how do you plan to do that?
>>3433728
>Not Miku
Thank goodness! Though, I hope this other person is okay.
With that massive cock of course~
>>3434343
EAT A DICK I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
>>3434332
>He feel the tail poking and looks around and freezes
C-Cell!? W-what are you doing?
>>3434334
>He blushes as the woman kisses his cheek
W-well i suppose we can.
>>3434384
just saying hello
>still laying on the ground in a sexual manner
>>3434396
FUCK
>>3434384
Now what would you like to do?
I don't want to do something you wouldn't like~
>she places herself down next to the boy.
>>3434373
Who?
>>3434384
I honestly just wanna rub my cock between your ass cheeks.
>>3434396
>>3434398
Y-you didn't have to sneak up on me like that.
>He lets out a sigh
>>3434400
(I'm not sure if i have the time to continue, i need to leave soon. But if you're here later i would be glad to)
>>3434409
Y-you wanna do that to a little shrine maiden like me?
(Like i said before i don't have the time to do anything serious at the moment)
>>3434418
it's just fun messing with ya
>>3434418
Oh that's fine and yes I should be here later
>>3434425
So mean....
>>3434451
want a tailjo- er, handjob to make up for it?
>>3434467
N-no thank you... Atleast not now. I gotta go.
>>3434472
aw ok. see ya around stringbean.
>mosies on off
>>3434481
Um...Cell-senpai? You spelled moseys wrong.
>>3434510
>blows anon up
>>3434522
EEP!
>Is killed by the power of dubs.
>>3434522
Tell me, why does he wear the mask?
>tfw few people play Shima
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3434562
Seriously what did he expect by saying this?
>>3434562
>>3434568
Mad pussy, apparently.
>>3434577
You have to have absolutely no self awareness to be able to type that up and say "Yeah this seems like a good thing to say"
>>3434592
>Self-awareness
>Think he's gonna get a ton of women but is only on ERP EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY because he's too lazy to.
Clearly the guy's got some autistic level delusions.
>>3434614
He has charismatic bants tho :^)
>the boy lays on his back as their ass is being spread with every insertion of their dildo letting out small moans as his prostate is prodded.
>>3434634
>massages your feet
>>3434643
W-what!?
>they quickly pull out the large toy with an audible pop.
Where the hell am I? And why do you touch my feet!?
>>3434666
>shits on you
>>3434671
Oh dear Lord... That hand!
>>3434730
W-what is wrong with you!?
I'm just trying to pleasure myself and you come along to ruin it!
Who wants some of this handsome devil?
>>3434777
>injects your nutsack with nitro
>slaps your balls
>they explode
>>3434807
>>3434562
Also a crutch is something that helps you, not hampers you. Dude clearly didn't even know that.
Anyone up for a quickie?
>>3434891
>slaps her ass and gives it a quick squeeze.
Well I think I could help
Is the discord still a thing? I miss Anzu anon. ;_;
>>3434932
Anzu has their own discord that just has like them, peach, and tobii
>>3434952
>>3434634
Just look at what we have here ~
>>3434967
Ahh W-what is it miss?
>the boy shaking still from the act he had done unaware of an audience
>>3435006
MAH BOI
>>3435006
And I think this should be enough to reveal who I am
Is Kurisu kill?
>>3434986
Don't mind me, keep going, why you stop? ~
>She looks at the boy lying on the floor and smiles, crossing her arms beneath her bosom
>>3435084
W-what!?
I um... Don't know if I can.
>his cheeks begin to glow a flush red as their hands cover his face, the dildo still being held is pressed against the lips causing him to poke their tongue out and begin to lick it subconsciously
Hey
>>3435166
I wanna use that ass as a pillow
Might try to play Blaze and/or D.Va today. Not sure yet
>>3435166
Good morning grey skinned and lovely
>>3435166
I wanna cuddle jinx.
Until she's begging me to stop.
>>3435130
My my, it looks like you are having fun ~
>She sits on the floor aside from the boy and moves her right hand on his butt, rubbing his tight entrance with her index finger
I can help you and make you feel better ~
>>3435194
Overmeme
>>3435183
>>3435197
Now that's just inappropriate!
>>3435195
Morning~ I get to call out of work today so I'll be around today (once I finish that poster that I was supposed to do like two days ago)
>>3435219
But it looks so soft!
>>3435219
Finish the poster before you get caught up in us jinx, because you know anons are needy
I'm here for a bit~
>>3435219
JInx, do your work already, or I'll eat you out under the table so you can't.
>>3435246
Link?
>Blake
>>3435208
Ah~! R-really? I um don't know what to do but I think...
>he gulps down as he tries to bring the words up.
I would love y-your assistance!
>>3435211
Hmm, ya think? I might try to multiava today
>>3435249
I-I'm going!
>>3435240
Needy sure but not really for me :p
>>3435227
And I can confirm that it is! But that doesn't make it not lewd!
>>3435293
You want me to use that dildo again? in this tight little hole you have? ~
>She gently pushes the tip of her finger inside his asshole and rubs it inside
I bet that dildo is even better than my finger and besides... If you do.. I can fully concentrate on this...
>She grabs the shaft of your dick with her left hand and she gives it a few slow strokes looking at the boy's face
Greetings lovely people of the 'erp'.
>>3435345
>Blows a hot load on your face
>>3435345
>massages your feet
>>3435321
Soft....
<3
>>3435325
>he let's out a small gasp bringing his hands to his side with their mouth agape and tongue sticking out as they enjoy the slight stimulation.
Y-yes use it~
>the boy's shaky hand lifts up the dildo and begins to move it towards her slowly
>>3435321
Good girl-
>>3435291
Well, if there is another Link I am not him.
I just wanted to ava little toon Link~
