/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Crushed Clit Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats SpongeBob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
A naked Lana is a happy Lana!
A happy Luna is something something
>>3431777
Oh my fucking god, I swear to god if you guys keep shitposting like this I am going to leave this fucking thread
someone please kill me
>>3431777
Dude you suck and this is literally coming from like another Lenifag.
>>3431799
Who are you?
Cute uncut shota dick.
Fixed Lynn
Here's Luan
heres that request from a few threads ago btw.
>>3431777
Fucking on point as per usual. I'm impressed with your dedication and ability to be the first post in almost every thread.
>>3431817
A lot more important than you'll ever be, fuckhead. are you fucking retarded or something??
>>3431796
I want to lick Luna's sweaty stubbly armpits.
>>3431835
This is pretty damn good. Are you uploading these to the booru?
>>3431850
Ah, a nobody.
Got it.
>>3431861
Thanks. Once I get all of them done and approved by you guys, I'll make a single collage pic with all sisters.
>>3431796
Working on fics is hard.
I'm trying to make the Comfy/Lewd Luna fic that I mentioned a few days back, but the way I'm writing it it might just end up being a sad fic instead.
Fuck. Writing is harder that I thought it would be.
>>3431861
dude fuck you you stupid cunt
Just remember, folks:
>>3431829
Woops, misuploaded the wrong one.
Doing Lucy next.
>>3431883
Calm down troid
>>3431871
I feel ya dude I just finished my first one.
>>3431769
>>3431930
Lynn is one fucked up kid
>that episode where Lincoln broke Lisa's grill
>>3431983
>that episode where Lynn had Lola set on fire and thrown off a cliff
Jeez, the stuff they can get away with on kids shows these days
which loud sibling do you think is the most liked? or the most disliked? amongst the other siblings of course.
>>3431983
>that episode where Lisa cloned Leni and pimped her clone out
The worst part of the episode was that she didn't even need the money.
She did that just because she COULD
>>3431795
Sand in Lana's kitty.
>>3432027
Most liked?
Lily
Most disliked?
Luna
>>3431777
Theres nothing more pathetic in this thread than this post
>>3432027
I imagine Lincoln is the most disliked since he always has schemes that tend to blow up in his face. The sisters probably get annoyed by it, as for most liked it's Lily there was a whole episode about it.
>>3432027
>tfw even the baby would be happy if you were gone
Being Luna is suffering
>>3432044
It that a challenge Anon?
Cause this thread has yet to begin.
>>3432044
Well, there WAS nothing more than it.
>>3432072
I became a Lunafag out of fucking pity.
Holy shit, girl deserves a fucking break.
>>3432044
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wDuEhmVZY
Why can't Lucy just cheer the fuck up?
>>3432027
>Liked
Baby
>Disliked
Lamp
>>3432091
Same
I just want to be there for her give her a hug
>>3432107
She isn't sad, she's just going through a phase.
Or she's suffering from clinical depression. One of the two.
>>3432091
i was a #lolaskate, then bros about to rock happened, and I became a #lunatic, but now i'm convinced, and am officially a #lanalauncher
>>3432120
>Savino said Luna was the sister closest to Lincoln
>this scene comes up
DON'T TOY WITH ME CHRIS
>>3431835
> nothing for Mr. Coconuts
also why farfetch'd
>>3432091
I'm slowly becoming a Lorifag
they'll get along well
>>3432150
You fool you set up a punchline!
>>3432159
End yourself Clyde
>>3432077
No, this is literally the most retarded post other posters are either tryhard edgefags or summerfags shitposting but this one is clearly posted by some literal autist
>>3432159
>Clyde realizes that Lori is unattainable
>Goes for his back up plan: Lynn
>Lynn is no the wiser that she's his silver trophy
>>3432033
WHEN?!
>>3431822
Lincoln's cute uncut shota dick.
>>3432234
Cute shota butt
>>3432234
Lincoln's cute uncut shota cockpussy.
>>3432140
Luna is neglected by her sisters to the point that she perceives Lincoln's abuse as a sign of affection.
>>3431822
I want to massage Lincoln's balls.
>>3432250
What a sick individual
>>3431538
Eh started good then it got pretty bad.
>>3432272
Oh well I guess I'll try and pace myself better next time thanks.
>>3432268
Do you think he has any hair down there yet?
Do you think it's also white?
>>3432306
If he has, I wanna tear it out from the root.
>>3432198
Why are you mad though
>>3432306
The real question is does the carpet match the drapes?
>>3432323
Maybe he's autistic.
Do you think the siblings are comfortable with being seen naked by the others?
Casual nudity WHEN?!
>>3432378
I wouldn't think the girls mind seeing each other naked but I'm sure they freak out if Lincoln saw them naked.
>>3432378
comfortable? Nope. Does it happen fairly often? Yeah
>>3432405
Older ones, maybe. But I doubt the younger ones would care.
>>3432425
Maybe. But I can't picture Lola or Lucy being fine with Lincoln seeing them butt-naked.
>>3432152
Is Lori into being a dom. Is there any pics of Lori in a dominatrix outfit
>>3432306
I want to draw Lincoln with a few strands of armpit hair
>>3432474
This is the closet thing as far as I'am aware sadly.
>>3432378
I think it's unavoidable in many cases. Lincoln would have a solid grasp on the concept of male/female anatomy difference, even if he might not understand sex.
>>3432152
I never understood the last panel of this comic, why is Lori saying that to Lincoln?
>>3432527
Because it wasn't an accident, she is a pervert she got off on that. She doesn't want her littler brother to think she's a sexual deviant.
>>3432447
Lola I can see, but why would Lucy care?
>>3432306
Do you think he cums yet, or do you think he's still shooting blanks?
>>3432577
Lincoln has an 8 inch penis and shoots buckets.
>>3432609
Lincoln has bowling balls for testicles
>>3432609
poor kid, that much cum in a house with so many girls, going to be hard to cover up that smell from their noses
>>3432447
Lola flashs Lincoln all the time.
Lucy doesn't care if he sees her mortal coil.
>>3432609
>only 8 inches
He must be the laughing stock of the school!
>>3432565
I dunno. I guess I get a modest vibe from her. I can barely even imagine Lucy in her underwear, let alone being seen naked by her brother.
>>3432642
What if it's 8 inches while soft?
>>3432425
Lana totally likes running around naked, we just don't see it in the show.
>>3432642
it doesn't matter if he can make women his cock slaves more than any other guy in school
>>3432647
Then he'd be over a foot long at full mast. Considering his proportions and size, he'd probably pass out and die if all the blood in his body rushed to his monster dick. Getting a boner would literally kill him. It would be a very undignified and embarrassing death too.
Good morning, /tlhg/.
>>3432699
Good morning
>>3432676
His tombstone would be great died from a boner never scored.
>>3432699
Morning anon, you hyped for the new episode?
>>3432642
I thought 4 was average. This is troubling news..
>>3432712
Yeah, I am.
>>3432712
We're not getting new episodes until July 11th
>>3432713
No average is 5 man above average is anywhere between 7 to 8 and 9 and higher is big.
>>3432743
That doesn't mean there's any less reason to not be hyped!
>>3432743
Source on that date?
>>3432743
That's funny I take a trip on the 28th and won't be home till the 11th.
>>3432755
From the thumbnail i thought Luna was wearing a weird hat
>>3432766
In a way, she IS wearing a weird hat
ded general
ded fandom
ded show
what went f*cking wrong?
>>3432824
/sug/ happened
>>3432824
Hiatus
>>3432824
It's 5 in the motherfucking morning in the civilized world.
Q U I C K
I need a pun in which Luan says something like "how foolish of me," while referencing boobs and/or bras.
>>3432839
and i can't wait for that anon to continue his lincoln x leni fic from last thread as soon as he wakes up
>>3432676
That reminds me of this story were a kid was in the hospital or something cuz he had a large dong being a single digit old.
>>3432824
>early as hell in the morning during a hiatus
gee anon I wonder why it's so dead
>>3432845
I guess that wasn't my BREAST idea.
>>3432824
Everyone's asleep bruh
>>3432837
It's not that dead man things have happened we got some fan art learned about people pity loving luna, ballbusting, the average penis size, pedo coconuts, and bad write fags. I think that's everything in this thread.
Just wondering
Did any of you fags created a /TLHG/ simulator video yet?
>>3432873
No, we don't need any more newfags here.
>>3432882
its gonna happen eventually
I bet on it
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK AND WHATCHA WANT
BABY YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUDAS AND IM YOUR PRIEST
"Welcome to the TLHG is JERHICO!"
>>3432894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
>>3432856
That sounds interesting...
I wonder what's the worst /tlhg/ can come up with...
>>3432923
>the sisters don't exist and Lincoln is an only child in a coma
give me a cookie faggot, no one's gonna top that shit
>>3432923
Baby Slut will be the standard
>>3432935
I hope that isn't because that's literally every cartoon theory ever and I like to think this general is better than that
>>3432923
Lincoln is suffering from an advanced form of schizophrenia, and the sisters are all part of his split personality. whenever he fights with them its just him Tyler Durden'ing himself
>>3432923
Well, I'm writing a fic where Lana's vagina gets infected and she implores Lincoln to help her "suck out" the putrid discharge.
Sadly, I don't think anybody in these threads shares my mysophilia.
>>3432948
My god that's a new kind of tumblr crazy someone who identifies as 10 different girls
>>3432956
does he at least perform the "scrape and lick"?
Guys I had this dream where Linc and Lynn were like a 50's couple and it was all lovey dovey and lewd,
I tried to draw it out to help explain my case
the lines are a bit pale but tell me if you can't see it correctly, so I can adjust it
>Lincoln grows up and shacks up with Ronnie Ann and has 11 kids with her
>Lincoln is secretly seeing Lynn however and they also have 11 kids together. The rest of the family doesn't know and think Lynn's children are from various relationships
>Lincoln is a top executive that has to travel for work and uses this as a pretense to either live with Lynn for periods at a time or take her and her family along with him on his trips
>His children with Ronnie Ann feel neglected, Ronnie Ann only cares that Lincoln stays with her and as long as she's the legal wife, doesn't mind that he fucks his sister and has children with her
>>3432975
If Lincoln was sucking her blood, he would most definitely be using the scrape and lick method.
>>3432931
going in the next "Top ten cartoon conspiracy theories" video on YouTube
>>3432956
Inspired by the "sand in her kitty" comment that sometimes get posted as a reply to seaside.png?
>>3432983
Golly!
>>3432983
Awesome as always
Naked apron wife cooking breakfast transcends all time periods though so i don't really see that 50s spirit but having Lynn kiss Lincoln before he goes to work helps. All you need is a pic of her vacuuming in a dress
>>3432983
> Release me!!!
pretty good anon
also it seems clear enough but are you implying that modern couples don't fuck in their aprons, because if so I want a damn refund
>>3432999
I can't wait for that and Channel Frederator's 107 Facts About The Loud House
>>3432983
>housewife Lynn
>sister is annoying/unhelpful/problem
>feels bad for calling out their shit
>sister is actually cool/helpful/solution to whatever
>Family blah blah blah
>literally formulaic as fuck writing
why does this shit show keep getting attention?
>>3433014
number #47, Lincoln is the only memeber of his family with white hair
>>3433019
it's comfy and I like it.
1v1 me faggit
>>3433004
Sort of. I was originally going to write a story about Lincoln digging sand out of Lana's vagina after a day at the beach. They'd be sitting in the back seat of the van on the ride home, Lincoln notices Lana is squirming in her seat and itching her crotch, and it goes from there. I'll probably just write that one instead.
>>3433019
We want to kiss the girls, anon.
Does that confuse you?
[spoiler]also it's a good show[/spoiler]
>>3433019
does cartoon network still deposit money into your account when you make the same shitpost over multiple boards?
>>3433043
Man, I would love that story. Is Lana running around naked on the beach in that one?
>>3433043
Man, I would love that story. Is Lana running around naked on the beach in that story?
>>3433052
please don't bring up that wannabe anime drivel on this general.
>>3433064
>>3433054
Hmmm something fishy going on here...
>>3432910
Took some time but here it is:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/one-year-old-boy-develops-sexual-organs-of-a-grown-man-due-to-rare-hormonal-condition-a7057196.html
>>3433090
>when your one year old's dick is bigger than your husbands
>>3432983
I'd love to see a set of 50's lynncoln. Husband and house wife. Fucking each other's brains out while waiting for the Reds to drop the big one. Lincoln getting sent off to fight the commies and having one last goodbye kiss with his sister wife.
>>3433090
Jesus, he must pass out every time he gets an erection.
>>3433066
I second this. Just becuase Steven autism got banished to this board too doesn't mean it gets to be in out threads.
>>3433103
If anyone found out about their sinful relationship, they would just accuse them of being a communist
>>3431930
I remember that thread
So many you's
>>3433085
Sorry, it just didn't want to appear even when updating, so I thought something had gone wrong.
>wake up
>apparently autists from here spammed the /co/ thread for no reason
>only thread up is another one that's complaining about one thing or another because they think the only way to start a thread is to be negative, with the dumbass putting "The Loud House" in the name field
>mostly nothing but the same retarded shit in this thread
>but "hurr durr, what did you expect we're on /trash/ so we have to act retarded whether we have to or not"
Every time.
>>3433125
there's always the r/theloudhouse
>>3433120
reminder that catdog is /tlhg/'s newest meme
>>3433125
and you thought complaining about it would make it any better?
Maybe you should try to improve the thread by DRAWING SOMETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PyrBZfZkM
!!! Lorifags wassup !!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454603
>Leni in 1st
>Luan in 2nd
>Lola in 3rd
Guess that's it, then.
weell snce inactive thread,watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
>>3433165
im a lori and leni fag so thankyou!
>>3433165
o shit waddup
>>3433160
>>3433125
RUDY
>>3433125
Nice blog post
>>3433186
DAMMIT SNAP I ALREADY TOLD YOU
When is the hiatus over?
>>3433165
we need more moments like this
>>3433422
agree we need more lincoln as lori pics and fics.
also,id like a fic where lori acts like a little girl when lincoln is about to have sex with ehr
>>3433422
On it, I'll probably draw more of t tonight
What?
DRAWFAG is evolving!
Congratulations! Your DRAWFAG evolved into DRAWFRIEND!
>>3433451
lol thanks, I go by drawfriendsfriend on the booru
>>3433176
>Lola gets all the love
>Lana gets nothing
dumb /pol/ memes and GETs
Good morning!
>>3433473
hey
>>3433473
Good morning to you as well.
>>3432027
Is it weird that I think it's weird to have siblings who are old enough to be your parent?
>>3433473
get lost no 2
you will never be number 1 and everyone knows no 2 should be quiet and wait for no 1 to talk
Daily reminder that Mom is the best Loud.
>>3433460
Well, there are two episodes where Lola is heavily featured and she has the "ojousama" thing going on and writers can make a lot of jokes with it.
While on the other hand Lana doesn't have any and is the 3rd Loud tomboy.
>>3433473
Good morning, Luan. Sorry, did you ever answer my question about why your bed is pink even though everything else of yours is yellow?
>>3433507
I understand thinking that's weird - my sister is less than two years apart from me. But it does happen. Sometimes parents will have one kid, and then another over a decade later.
>>3433473
Morning dude
>>3433460
She's too boring to be the best
And too interesting to be forgotten
This is pretty sad
>>3433517
>implying Dad doesn't exist
>>3433176
How is this allowed?
>>3433176
>Lynn and Lucy tied
>>3433549
Another anon phrased it as "She's in everyone's top five, but she's nobody's favorite."
>>3432159
>he didn't watch the polish episode
>he still unironicallu posts this image and thinks it's pairing shit for Clyde
>>3433567
I would say she's probably Lola's favorite. Followed by Linc.
>>3433584
>responding to clydefags
>>3433584
>He actually thinks he ships Clyde and Lynn
>He doesn't know that he only does it piss off Lynncoln fags
And now for something not very different, PARODY.
https://youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q
>>3433635
>tfw watched it again those pass days
Always nice.
>>3433648
.... oh.
Looks like things are heating up.
Heh...
>>3431777
What a beautiful way to start the days, watching a happy Leni as a first post.
Please, ignore what the others say, you're doing a great job.
Also nice trips.
>>3431777
>>3433682
jusr a little longer till the contination of that lincoln x leni fic,i hope
>>3433716
Expecting it like yesterday, friend.
>>3431796
A happy Luna is the OTS!!!
>3430681
Lincoln and Lynn doing a Par Terre Wrestiling start with Lincoln questioning the position.
Lynn can be either oblivious for humour or enjoying messing with Lincoln for lewd.
What I imagine a 'Lincoln Louder' type episode to be:
>Lincoln is tired of Lori's shit
>wants to take charge
>Pleads Lisa to make serum to make him the oldest in the family
>it happens
>blah blah blah everybody is shocked, Lincoln takes charge, blah blah blah,responsibilities, blah blah blah.
>Lincoln realises that he is not ready
>Pleads Lisa to turn him back
>Episode ends, Lincoln learns lesson about some responsibility
This COULD be possible but I'm afraid there is already an episode similar to that, which is 'No Guts, No Glori'.
>>3433782
Fucked up the >>3430681
>>3433808
ALSO no lewds
>>3433782
Seconded
I just realized how much of a dick Lincoln is when you think about it. Always planning ways to either fuck over his sisters or get them to do something for him
>>3433865
Damn, Lynn's got that Peyton Manning head
>>3433865
So is the Beanhead thing a part of going though puberty, Does a Savinoian lose their perfectly round heads during maturity?
>>3433865
Wut
>>3433927
yes
boo
>>3433808
Didn't read it, but here it goes:
>Linc isn't taken seriously by his siblings
>Lisa shows up with some miracle solution, saying it's to help him, but it's actually for SCIENCE
>Ages up
>Now he's the responsible one
>Has to take care of the Loud house 24/7
>Can't play, read or have fun anymore
>Pleads Lisa to make something do make him a child again
>She feels guilty that she lied, and wanted to use the serum herself so people wouldn't see her as a kid anymore
>Linc comes back to normal
>They both go out to play with /trash/ and dirt
>Moral of story: You can't rush things, enjoy your time
>>3433949
AHHH
SPOOK
>>3433949
Oh shit.
Gotta cast me some Anti-Spook spells fast!
>>3433865
>it's a "Lynn becomes a white supremacist to scare Ronnie Anne and Bobby out of Royal Woods so she can have Lincoln to herself but Lincoln hates her now because of her horrific bean head" episode
>>3433960
Good stuff.
The only thing that concerns me is that there is already an episode with a similar plot, which is 'No Guts, No Glori'.
>>3433997
is that a picasso
>>3434017
Yeah, I saw that. But I was thinking more about FOP's first episode, Big Problem. No antagonist, plot devices, etc.
>>3434045
Also, Lisa needs another episode ASAP.
What's the most autistic thing you did in your life that even today makes you sleep deprived?
I remember trying to reveal my giantess fetish subtly to my crush in 7th grade. That makes me cringe to this day
>>3434078
I don't need an excuse to be sleep deprived
>>3434078
What fetish do you have anon?
>>3434096
Sleep? What's that?
Watching Voltron. I think Pidge made me [spoilerswhen]straight[/spoilerswhen].
>>3434078
What does that have to do with anything?
>>3433103
>The Loud family was out on the lawn, all 8 years older.
>No one was prepared for this to happen.
>Everyone tried dodging the draft, but in modern times that is close to impossible.
>Lincoln stood strong, basic molded his muscles and gave him confidence he never had before.
>But that didn't stop the tears.
>Mrs. Loud held her boy, praying she wouldn't have to let go
>Mr. Loud shook his son's hand. With tears he told Lincoln he was proud of the man he has become.
>The girls were in despair.
>Their only brother being ripped away from, to fight for a cause he didn't support.
>After many heartfelt promises of late night jam sessions,football practices, over the top experiments, and many more Lincoln started his car made his way to be shipped out.
>>3434197
comes back from a war that was lost with his head in shame
actually now that i think about it,the us has not won any war since vietnam and have been a laughing stock ever since
>>3434216
but then again mohammad ali told them that he as not gonna go to vietnam right to their face
>mfw the mega files are being fucking shits and never downloading right
Is there somewhere online that they're posted because I'm tired of this fucking bullshit.
>>3434216
Americans make fun of the war with Vietnam a lot. If anything they're the reason they're laughing stocks
>>3434017
>>3433808
What about this, then:
>Lisa is tired of not being taken seriously
>Comes up with a serum that ages people up
>As usual, she tests it on her siblings, Lincoln in this case
>Woke up to find out he's a guy in a house full of chicks
>Complains about it with Lisa, she vows to find a cure, but he would have to deal with it for a while
>Fake identity, saying he's a distant cousin or some shit to not cause more issues
>Every Loud falls for him
>Later Lisa shows up with the cure and apologize
>Both go out to play
Inspired by Love at First Height.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2000
>>3434216
Vietnam was a slaughter, A war lost not on the battlefield, But on our own home-turf
We deserve to be made fun of, Our government was so inept they got defeated on the political front by tree-huggers.
>>3434260
Not counting that it's JPG, that image is just perfect. Just the right degree of on-modelness.
>>3434247
>Lisa uses the age acceleration serum on herself
>Transforms her body to that of a young teem, >Lisa finds herself dealing with conflicted emotions, Because she forgot to take puberty into account.
>The room is large and mostly unfurnished.
>There are plastic sheets covering the floor, and sparse logging from the ceiling.
>There is a boombox playing Hip to be Square by Huey Lewis and the News.
>Ronnie Anne sits backwards on a chair on top of the plastic sheeting.
>Her hands are tied with rope through the back of the chair. She has a black eye and has a black eye.
>Luan is dancing around her to the song, holding a baseball bat, dressed in a suit and wearing a fake mole on her cheek.
>"Well, Ronnie. I guess it's true what they say. You can get further with a kind word and ab bat than you can with just a kind word!"
>She starts swinging the bat to the beat.
>>3434216
>Lost Vietnam
Please shut up on things you know nothing about. The NVA and Vietcong had no successful offenses agaisnt us forces and america forced north vietnam to sign a peace treaty, which they broke once all us forces left. And don't even bother mentioning Iraq or Afghanistan when we essentially secured and replaced their governments
>>3434225
He got put in jail for that
>>3434247
how about when lisa gives him the potion to age up,he suddenly gets curious if he could make sexual advances on his sisters and get away with it.
but horribly fail when leni screams when he puts his hands on her crotch and runs away and telling mom and dad
followed by a serious talk with his parents and a stern warning.
also,mr and mrs loud don't let him alone with his sisters.
once he turns back to being a child,leni is still afraid of him and eventually she has a crush on him
>>3434313
Clyde's dads better watch out
