/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Friendless edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
indexer copycat pictured in the op
so the general isn't allowed but a stealth one is?
>>>/co/83683850
nth for best butt
>>3427721
No one asked for it but
>>3428428
well done
>>3428428
10/10
>>3428415
No no no anon, that's not a general at all.
It's just the one thread that the mods allow in spite of outright saying that they would allow several of different topics, creating a scenario in which the one thread compensates for all possible topics, thus resulting in a general form of discussion.
As you can plainly see, t's totally different from a general. Totally.
>>3428356
>One friend
>Friendless
What definition of friendless are you using?
I know since Lars is best human that makes him a easy target for haters to hate on him
Pearlidot is a pretty cute ship
But is it as cute as *insert your ship here*?
>>3428508
But anon
Pearlidot IS my favorite ship
>>3428504
He sure is an easy target.
Another day, another thread and I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>3428529
Larsposter is definitely Raven
What's your opinion on Larsadie?
Do you ever feel alone, anon? Even when you're surrounded by people?
>>3428562
Congrats, you caught me.
>>3428562
hey, I post Lars too. Raven pls notice me
>>3428633
Man Lars sure is a lucky guy
>>3428526
these nerds can get pretty cute
Post townies
>>3428672
MORE
>>3428672
ok
>>3428460
I can only fucking imagine what the Homeworld gems would have looked like in the pilot style.
>>3428672
Yis
Gotta get into the mood for #towniebomb, it's next
>>3428672
you got it boss
>>3428672
Best townie right here
>>3428716
Blood as lube isn't a good idea.
>>3428672
If someone reverse searches this, the blog has separate versions of Sadie/Jamie/Steven IIRC
>>3428672
never
>>3428383
So that if I didn't give him the answer he seeked he'd have stopped asking, because it's too much effort for images on the internet
Drone on, worker ant, keep your mind stagnant
>>3428844
fuck lars
>>3428851
t. autist
>>3428872
Yeah, fuck him.
>>3428633
>protection
Thank god
>>3428895
fuck you
>>3428851
good autism right there
>>3428916
>Lars
>Not Suitcase Sam.
PLEB.
L
E
B
>>3428979
why not both?
I haven't seen Beach City Horror Club in a while. Nice shot
>There are people out there right now that like the townies more and hate the gems
>>3428979
How about for the bisexuals?
>>3429012
No, best human is only for worst gem.
>>3429030
There's no one like that
>>3429030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro-UeKK3v-E
>Townies
>Not giving the exception of Suitcase Sam, best character with best song.
>>3429030
Says who? Most threads are literally 99% gems
>>3428672
>>3429022
One of my favorite things about SU visually is how it experiments around with lighting a lot. It's kind of an overlooked thing in most Western animation.
>>3429051
>squidbiscuit
IM GONNA BE [spoiler]SICK[/spoiler]
>>3429038
>>3429022
I want to fuck Ronaldo until he dies
>>3429038
please don't sexualize my poil
>>3429051
ha oh yea, you'd think the fry shop would really lose customers after that incident
>>3429104
I got thirst
A thirst for Poil
Singles demand it
>>3429049
I didn't say threads, you mong.
>>3428891
Fuck lars
>>3429104
but poils are for sexual anon
>>3429256
poil is for hug not for fug
>>3429301
if you check your poil manual, page 3 specifies that poils are for fug
>>3429230
i want an ep where Lars hang himself in the big doughnut
>>3429194
dude
don't save images from ifunny
>>3429332
You fool, that's the last edition. The newest version came with this years Fall Collection. "How to Care for your Poil: A Primer". On page 35, subsection F, it specified they are not for fug unless specifically programmed to be.
>>3428642
>>3428633
>>3428529
>>3428504
>>3428356
>>3428716
>>3428752
>>3428761
>>3428844
>>3428872
>>3428891
>>3428945
>>3428991
>>3429012
>>3429022
>>3429033
>>3429038
>>3429082
>>3429230
All these Lars fags. You are litterally glorifying the worst character in the fucking show, and in all of television history. If you actually like Lars, please commit suicide. I can give you instructions if you need to know how
>>3429301
but what if there was no steven?
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she broke free of homeworlds caste system
>eventually she just sits at the foot of the steven's bed staring at the empty bed
>garnet hasn't been out of her room the entire time and amethyst left the temple without saying anything to either of them shortly after they returned from the mission that created this situation.
>two more days pass with pearl not budging from the foot of stevens bed while she tears the inside of her mind apart with reasoning's and hypothetical's as to why the worst thing in her world could and did happen.
>every dark musing passes into her train of thought about her past while she stares blank faced at the mattress.
>maybe this was cosmic punishment
>maybe this was because of pearl upsetting the balance of homeworlds caste symmetry in unforeseen ways that lead to her not only losing one reason living but two and somehow the loss of steven hits her even harder than it does with rose.
>there isnt anything to replace steven in the same way that roses death was blunted by stevens birth. the realization of that makes her tremble uncontrollably to the point of clutching herself in a vein attempt to stop her form from falling apart seemingly.
>"now there isnt anything for me to exist for" she thinks to herself repeatedly,each time she comes to the thought of it burns her mind like a fire poker... bringing her to tears and ruin over and over again at the foot of steven's empty bed...in the empty temple house...
I've been gone for about 2 weeks. What have I missed, /sug/?
>>3429379
the standard poil comes only with the poil manual and the certificate. those mail only poils don't count
>>3429432
I have an old family recipe that's slow and painful.
I think they'd like it.
![Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4_snapshot_04.27_[2016.06.12_05.44.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/ObAgngW.png "Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4_snapshot_04.27_[2016.06.12_05.44.56].png")
>>3429443
Nothing. We're still on hiatus, and there's no news in sight.
>>3428725
Wonder how much sugar had planned out already when working on the pilot. I bet she had lapis on her mind first in terms of the HW trio, she cited a comic she was working on in 2009 that had "proto-Lapis", Margo in Bed.
Though it's still possible she thought to include the Jasper and Peri before her. It's not like the story is based around lapis, right.?
Episode 2 has what is likely a Jasper reference on the totem pole (of course they had the ideas for the whole season by that point but still.) I don't recall this totem pole in the pilot, not like it's in the first episode anyway though
>>3429447
FUCK YOU THEY DON'T COUNT
>>3429443
LLNK has decided to post less, [s4s]/sug/ had a good run but ultimately failed, and we're in a hiatus with no end in site.
>>3429432
welcome to /lg/, home of the lars fags
>>3429443
Besides the fact these /co/ faggots came crawling back to us. Nothing much have changed.
>>3429194
replace
>>3429496
I post regularly here. Just not newsposts. There's just not that much to report in the /traaaash/
>>3429518
>THIS IS AN EXTREME REPLACEMENT.
>>3429432
Honestly whats makes Lars a bad character?
>>3429518
based
>>3429506
Lel, gotta love them Janitors
>>3428725
>>3429486
Well do we have this Lapis concept from early Mirror Gem storyboards, which looks a bit like Greg's "Water Witch" art.
>>3429556
There's one more part to that comic.
>>3429529
I meant your news posts.
>>3429566
>she's making a scarier face than Jasper ever did
And this one too, even earlier
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/File:Tumblr_ncour3JsXV1rszotho1_1280.jpg
>>3429604
Oh, that's neat. Thanks
>>3429625
Literally Bloople in a sundress
>>3429625
It's Pearl 2.0
>>3429672
It really was
But man, it was great seeing it crash and burn that hard
Still the only crew art of Pearl and Lapis "interacting". By Amber last summer
>yfw it's symbolic of their dynamic
>>3429795
Who are the guys?
Lets get a better look at how /sug/ feels about gender
www.strawpoll.me/10471929
>Due to a clerical error, all your mail refers to you with incorrect gender (ie: Mr. Jane Smith; Mrs. John Smith).
>Fixing that is as easy as sending an email/making a phone call.
>Would you ask to have it changed?
>>3429820
Probably OCs or just art practice, not sure
>>3429820
Camp Pining Hearts members
>>3428633
>that sadie
w-wew lad
>>3429889
Don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>3429038
>best human
>best
>human
E N D Y O U R S E L F
>>3430035
Don't ever talk to ME or MY son again.
doodlin' best gem
>>3428356
:^(
>>3429538
Not that guy, but I gotta say, Lars isn't a bad character, he's a bad person.
Renaldo is a bad character, which is much worse.
>>3429439
>>3429945
That's it!!!!!!!!!!
Percy on the right, hottie capable Pierre on the left
>>3430035
Excuse me good sir, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior [spoiler]Sucrose Sucrose Sucrose[/spoiler]
>>3430061
good doodle dood
I have a popcorn cornal stuck in my teeth, post advice on how to remove it
>>3429439
Steven should keep a jar of spit so they can fix him if he brokens
>>3430188
floss
>>3429439
and then pearl develops a chronic smoking addiction
>>3430188
break the tooth
>>3430188
>cornal
>>3430188
Swish warm water in your mouth
>>3430188
Continuous assault by your tongue until it is vacated
I miss her limb enhancers, when is she gonna get new ones?
>>3430188
use this
>>3430250
i ruined the joke by forgetting the image
>>3430211
>>3430247
Maybe she'll get popped at some point and grow a taller body
>>3430247
The meme will bring in the green.
She will stay small forever.
>no more cluster monsters
>>3430247
I miss Peridot's limb enhancers too, but at the same time there is something endearing about the character she has become since then. I'm torn between Peridot, and Peritot
>>3430434
She'd still be the same Peri, only larger with fast fingers.
>>3430247
It will probably be her weapon one day.
Plus I don't see Peridot going on missions without some sort of weapon
Don't you guys find it interesting that Homeworld thinks same gem fusion is alright, but different gem fusion is not, and over here same gender relationships were considered wrong, and different gender relationships were fine?
>>3430598
You can also see it as an interracial relationship which is wrong on HW and here
>>3430598
I'm not sure there is that much to it, its closer to the Indian cast system then any trappings of orientation
>>3430643
I will google and learn about this.
What are you jamming to, guys and not guys?
>>3430188
leave a bit of water in your mouth and swish it around for a bit 5-10 min
>>3430691
A bit of Gang Starr right now
>>3430691
https://youtu.be/veD_Q9M79bM?t=2351
As of now this
>>3430598
Like the other anon said, it's closer to being symbolism about interracial couples instead of straight vs gay couples
>>3430691
Metal Slug X soundtrack while I farm shit on FFBE
>>3430691
Doughnut, At the Big Doughnut. They make the world round, a treat when you are down.
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIJuGgFkl4
gybe is the shit
Alright, which anon spilt the yogurt?
>>3430797
her husbando
>>3430434
I prefer her without them. I have a thing for smaller statured/petite chicks.
What does Peridot smell like?
>>3430832
like nearly any of (You)
How does Steven Universe fit it into the HyperCrisis?
>>3430797
Suggestive
So Lapis didn't need to be a cunt. Peri thought water would cool her nerves. not remind her of being raped for 3 months straight.
>>3430815
>I have a thing for smaller statured/petite chicks.
Anon why don't you have a seat right over there
>>3430247
>>3430832
probably like nothing since their just rocks
>>3430857
*fit into the
>>3430871
Fuck off and die
>>3430864
Who got raped for 3 months straight?
>>3430869
no I think I'll stay where I am thank you
>>3430874
all gems smell like rocks comfirmed
>>3430888
Lapis. From Jasper
When they were Malachite
>>3430888
not the same anon. Jasper got raped.
/co/ you are not entirely missed
>>3430598
I would say this applies much less to the more recent episodes, but ignoring those I'd say homeworld really isn't doing an individuality thing
There's only so many types of gems, and each gem is treated like every other of it's kind, they all know their place and live by that
Not sure if this was actually said in the show or in a thread, but ''same-gem fusion doesn't create a new gem, just a bigger version of the original'' So same rules apply, plus that's only temporary
Thing being that cross-gem fusion creates an all new being, without a predetermined rank or function, which is why homeworld spergs out of it
's what I think anyway
>>3430921
Pretty sure Jasper was doing the pounding with Lapis holding on for dear life.
>>3430916
he's an ass to people for no good reason, he also has severe autism
>>3430916
For one, he's running out the image limit. I suppose that doesn't matter on /trash/ though, since we can make a new thread at any time.
>>3430919
wasn't lapis the one raping jasper?
>>3430949
Yes
Look at this shit
Is it weird that I have a Lapis tulpa as my only friend?
>>3430940
I'm pretty sure Lapis was the one exhausting all her energy to keep Jasper imprisoned and Jasper was just trying to unfuse
Anon, what do you think the next (new) fusion will be? Name fusing gems and the outcome gem
>>3430964
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa just in case.
>>3430949
Yes, Lapis was the rapist in their relationship. Jasper wanted to leave the fusion, and Lapis wouldn't let her.
>>3430964
TULPA GENERAL GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>3430964
no, just don't rape it
>>3430980
>Emerald/Jade
Lapis x Peridot
>Bigger Amethyst
Regular Amy x the foreshadowed secon overcook'd Amy
>>3430996
but tulpas are for fug
>>3430869
>implying pedo
children don't have curves, anon. I crave the curves
>>3430864
>Raped
Jasper just wanted to smash the gems then defuse and call for pickup while looking for Peridot and dealing with rose quartz(Steven). Jasper could've easily pulled a few strings to help lapis out once they got back home. Lapis was the one who decided to make a living coffin with the biggest meanie in the room because she couldn't trust the people she was surrounded with.
It wasn't rape. it was her getting fucked over by her own stupid decision
>>3430996
the last time someone raped his tulpa, he ended up with a creepy amputee peridot tulpa
>>3431029
can you draw Lapis?
>>3431029
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>3431050
does anyone actually believe any of the stories about this bullshit or is it just a really persistent meme for some reason
>>3431029
Hnnnnngg
I hope towel, indexer, and lady of the sea anon all fug
>>3431039
So yeah. Lapis needed to not be a cunt about Peri giving her a personal lake.
It's not like Peri was being an insensitive bitch on purpose.
>>3431092
Lady-of-the-sea anon is pure, anon. Not for fug, for hug.
>>3431029
peri is like at least 500 years old, right? if anything, you're a granny fucker
Pizza pasta
>>3431079
it's a very old story from our general anon, from the times where Ashton was a thing, and theories run wild, when chaaps-loving centipeetles where redeemed by people and everyone shitposted with >WE.
>>3431068
If you're gonna overmeme it this much every dude who done fucked an ugly chick should get charged with bestiality
So Lapis stops being a cunt and becomes a gem right?
>>3431143
Nope.
>>3431143
I doubt Lapis is gonna go with the gems on missions unless its serious.
She just wants a cozy life.
>>3430980
Amedot = Topaz/Fluorite/Emerald/Citrine
Lapidot = Turquoise/Azurite/Jade/Aquamarine
Lapearl = Moonstone/Coral/Labradorite
Lapithyst = tanzanite, aventurine
Jaspearl = Amber, Amazonite, Agate
Amethyst+Jasper = Tiger's eye, carnelian, ametrine
Peridot+Jasper = tigers eye, cat's eye, sunstone
Garnet+Jasper = Obsidian, Smoky Quartz, Bloodstone
will dick anon ever write stevonnie?
>>3431093
Sorry I got off track but yeah lapis is a cunt. She barely cared when she told Peridot to leave from the place she consider her home. I honestly don't like her overall outside of hit the diamond.
>>3431093
peri wasn't insensitive. the exact opposite (she was trying)
>>3430980
I am absolutely certain that Lapidot will be Turquoise
>>3431219
you won't want that kind of shit anon, believe me, back in november/december we had a "vaginaposter" in /ffg/ who described nearly every main/secondary female from the series, shit had such detail that, far from creepy turned gross
So I'm gonna need the link to the hit the diamond R34 gangbang
Cause you know... space rocks love to fuc-sion
>>3431219
He/She doesn't deserves one
>>3431275
I don't think you are worthy of it anon
>>3430986
But what's gonna save him from the Jackie Chan tulpa?
>>3431315
a Chuck Norris Tulpa
>>3431296
YES SAPPHIRE
GO FUCK THE ROCKS
SHOW THEM THE POWER OF LOVE.
>>3431273
no idea what are you talking about. but that guy did already the gems and the HW trio, i like him
>>3431143
she was turned into a fucking /mirror/ and tossed off
any'yall who honest to god think her reaction to that is any less than reasonable should go see a psychiatrist
That ain't something you bounce back from in a few weeks
>>3431093
Just because it wasn't intentional doesn't mean it can't hurt her. You throw a cat into the face of someone who's deathly allergic and see if ''whups sozzy i'int kno'' is gonna cut it
And that implies a complete lack of information, one could to at least some extent figure she might have a less-than-positive response to water after having been trapped on the bottom of the ocean for that time
>>3431278
anon i need this
>>3431336
Not either of those people, but I think Lapis was being completely reasonable up until the point where she broke the tape recorder. Peridot described how important it was to her and she just destroyed it.
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi8lA7nnJUc
Oh I'm jamming alright.
>>3431219
these are all written by Lady of the Sea anon btw, whose other fics can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/Half-A-Prayer
>>3431218
Confirmed rock fag
I bet you even know what pyrite is, clod
>>3430691
Listening to Forget and not slow down Album by Relient K
>>3430691
Wicked's Original Cast Soundtrack, Dancing Through Life right now
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq65-A_b0F0
SAPPHIRE
6 RUBY
GANGBANG
WHERE
>>3429439
And then she wakes up from her nightmare, to find Steven in her arms.
>>3431219
Moron
>>3431497
Define 'story', anon
>>3431262
Turquoise would be great.
>good for controlling mood swings
Lapis could sure use that
>associated with the BLUE sky and GREEN earth
Traces back to HW trio sky/land/sun or earth (dirt, mountains)
>"The name turquoise, from the French expression Pierre torques..."
Peridot is a CPHfag and would like the name reference to her fav character
>one of the two zodiac signs it represents is Scorpio and Pisces
Zuke assigned Lapis and Peridot these signs a few weeks back.
https://crystal-cure.com/turquoise.html
http://www.healing-crystals-for-you.com/turquoise-stones.html
1/20
It's time for some storytelling my dear anons,
let us begin!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnRdrxRN5k
>>3431562
W-what is happening
It must suck to be a fusion, having your existence being toyed with like that.
I kinda understand Sugilite, she just wants to exist, but can't.
2/20
Gemstones came in diferent shapes, colors and textures, and all of them can be used for different stuff, but what are gemstones?
>>3431577
Get tucked in anon. It's a /sug/ classic.
>>3431577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLr8rYQx98
>>3431588
Imagine how she feels
>>3431543
It just makes so much sense that I can't see any reason they wouldn't use it, there's no semi-precious stone/gem that works better.
>>3431607
>Lapis didn't just take Jasper prisoner
>she took malachite too.
>>3431607
I just want Malachite to be happy
>>3431501
stevonnie has a dick. canon
What is the best episode so far and why?
>>3431413
HAP is lady of the sea and dick anon? wew. did he ever write the opal one?
>>3431588
Never thought of it like that before, its even sadder when the fusions have their own personality.
But Sardonyx didn't seem to mind though
>>3431481
bless you anon
Where's the story?
>>3431645
>did he ever write the opal one?
Don't think so.
>>3431588
I imagine a lot of fusions actually don't want to be a fusion, and just want to be their own Gem.
>>3431588
What was the take home message of the Sugilite incident?
>sorry (not really), you're not allowed to exist! sucks to be a fusion, but that's life
Unless your fusion components don't fall into some hokey romance your existence is /limited/
>>3431629
And malachite? Is she better off now, not existing? Or would she want Jasper and Lapis to be okay with each other, to get to know what being happy feels like? My god this is so sad
So Steven is Gohan
>>3431598
3/20
Rocks and gems are formed by a wide variety of minerals that gives them their color, and general properties...
>>3431600
>>3431605
glad someone still remembers my storytelling, now get comfy, also, sorry if I take some time between posts but my signal is giving me some troubles
>>3431674
That's definitely what Sugilite wanted.
>>3431686
It's okay thank you for posting them
>>3431686
4/20
Corodium forms some of the most valuable gemstones, like Rubies and Sapphires, and it alsoforms the most rare gemstone in the world: the Blood Ruby
>>3431710
5/20
The Quartz came in a wide variety of colors, and the most valuable of them all is the Amethyst.
>>3431710
oh shit sapphire and ruby are actually the same stuff
that explains things desu
