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ERP - Too much food edition
Stale bread: >>3421663
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first for paternal skeleton love
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I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
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Someone last thread asked for cards.
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I LOVE RIBBON!
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>>3426948
Sure ya do~

>>3426974
Very soon
idk really

>>3426993
Well I'll just have to fuck you harder then~!
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Everyone's seen my card by now lets be real I post it like a whore
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>>3427050
Dva
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>>3426974
That's okay Miss Yugioh. I'm the one you just pinned down. I need to be leaving myself soon anyways so I'm fine with stopping. Sorry!
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>>3427012
MAD BANTS
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>>3427026
>>3427050
I need more sableye pics really
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>>3426974 (Best 2hu)
Haha, you can be cute after al-
>The male had gained a little control then, hearing her cute, girlish cry thanks to his handling of her horn, but that control was quickly lose when she went to have her vengeance with making her titfuck even more savage.
Nghhhhaaaah s-sorry Iwon'ttouchitagaingod!
>He says it all in a rush, her cleavage coupled with her mouth drawing him in, making his hips lift from the ground and stay there. After a few more moments of this, his hips hit the ground again and a new round of thrusting came with it, losing a bit more of his mind with the next stage of this encounter she went to.
Y-Yuugi, p.... haaah... I'm gonna... pl... plea...
>Words left him as he entered that primeval state all men do when an orgasm comes close, panting hotly, eyes closing and hand clutching the back of her head as he got closer and closer.
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(I need to apologize to the anons that I was erping. It's really hard to keep track and I am exhausted right now. I am really sorry. I know I am shit,
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>>3427026
Who's that on the far right?
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>>3427115
(Awww. Have a good day!)

>>3427177
>Yuugi's eyes glimmer in satisfaction as she hears your strangled cry, and she lets go of your plump, overfull nuts and grabs her breasts with both hands, shoving them together and dipping her head down into her cleavage, all but motorboating herself as she crams your burning hot, pre-steaming cock into her mouth and sucks it with a mere fraction of her strength. It's more than enough to feel like you're being milked by something supernaturally made for sucking cock, as if the tits around your dick weren't already divine. She looks up at you and smirks, waiting for the thick, rich, creamy cum to fill her mouth and feed her.

>>3427211
(Baiyo~)
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>>3427243
(I'll be lurking. Shout my name if you want something.)
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For the anon who wanted cards. It seems like I'm making a new one every week or so
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PAAAAARRRRRRRSEEEEEEE
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>no one will ever want to erp with padme if i played her
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>>3427300
What?
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>>3427313
>tfw no one rps with you at all
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>>3427334
Hi.
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>>3427323
Remind me to bone that Gilda sometime
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>>3427313
I wouldn't cuck the Chosen One, man.
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(Just out of curiosity; would /erp/ a Togame?)
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>>3427323
Any chance of Chryssie tonight?
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>>3427346
.......
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>>3427313
You never know. There could be some hardcore Star Wars fanboy with a hard on out there. I'm not him though.
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>>3427348
Opinion on Diego leaving?
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>game tries to make it an emotional thing losing your horse
>hated that bitchy horse all game

Good riddance. What are my children up to this evening?
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>>3427379
When did this happen and why?
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>>3427385
>you hated Agro
(Ainz, I'm going to break every one of your bones.)
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>>3427364
>no one will ever play dark/overpossessive Anakin à là season 6 of clone wars
Sadder_jinx.png
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>>3427313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9-Anpo8AvY
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>>3427385
>hating on Aggro
You belong in hell.
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>>3427385
Lurking, touching myself.
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>>3427243
>He manages to open his eyes and look towards her long enough just to see her eyes - those red eyes, that powerful, intimidating, beautiful smirk. A fresh reminder of why this was the woman he'd devoted himself and his cock to. That vision only lasts so long before he closes his eyes tight, as if wincing in pain, and finally lets go. His dick spasms and twitches, the meaty length throbbing between those fat glands and the plump tip squirting the first of its release right in to the Oni's hungry maw. Each squish of her tongue or suck of her mouth, even each soft motion of her breasts urges out a new bit of goop between her voracious lips. As he rides his orgasm to its conclusion he's mewling like a babe, panting for air, spent of his cum and his energy, like he is every time he's with this vision of beauty and power.
Y... Yuuu.... nnng...
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>>3427044
Awesome, hope it's strong enough for you~
>Reaching over, he did have to take the chance to feel up the fish's firm abs.
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>>3427348
"If you can keep behaving, sure."

>>3427367
"It's far too late for me to be having some fun tonight, Anon. I'm only stopping by to say hello."
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>>3427365
I would even if I don't know anything about her
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>>3427398
(He stopped when coming up to a gentle incline and veered off course like a spastic. He served his purpose, I thank him for that at least.)

>>3427416
I'm already dead my child. Nowhere to go but further irrelevancy.

>>3427419
Fun stuff. I hope you enjoy yourself.
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>>3427412
>I'm prettier than her
My opinion still reigns, disregarded her almost immediately
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>>3427469
(Agro was a good horse and he dindu nuffin!)
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>>3427454
Will the meta-teasing where I want to play with you but don't get end soon? And then we can have real teasing?
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>well lookit all these chucklenuts
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>>3427467
(Strong willed, highly intelligent, kinda clumsy. She's also a negotiator, and has a really nice butt. I'm considering trying to pick her up.)
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>>3427469
Fuck you Argo is the best.
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>>3427397
Happened just a few hours ago.
A bunch of jealous anons went batshit crazy when Diego said how goodlooking he is IRL and then they meme'd at him by quoting him over and over until he deleted his folder and left.
(I mean, those anons already hated Diego because he was popular with the other ERPers, but when they heard that it's the same for him IRL, they just went full on ragemode).
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>>3427469
#Justice4Aggro2016
#AinzEatsDick
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>>3427504
(Exactly, If I wanted to go down a light hill or over a small ledge that's exactly what he did, NUFFIN)
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>>3427526
Do it.
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>>3426977
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>>3427526
10/10 would lewd
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>>3427513
"All I did was show up! It's not my fault that you can't help but get excited when you see me."
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>>3427526
You got me at the butt. Sure!
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>>3427526
Don't forget that she's literally a traitor.
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>>3427539
>fell to the pressure of anon and deleted his folder
What a pussy. You can't take anons seriously. They'll eat you alive.
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>>3427551
(Ah, fuggoff. My favorite Colossus is Avion. What's yours?)
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>>3427539
>Implying the dude was actually a fuckign casanove who just DECIDED nver to fuck women.
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>>3427564
>somewhere in an undisclosed location a young anon gets a chubby while staring at the candy
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>>3427557
>>3427573
>>3427586
(Well, if you folks are keen on it, I'll see if I can't start building up a folder.)

>>3427588
(Well SOMEBODY watched the show!)
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>>3427539
Aren't you supposed to be gone, DIo?
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>>3427229
Main protag from They Bleed Pixels. I apparently also got a HG variant. I'm Susie, they're Clawdia.
Want to RP someone else next, so for now, here's a meme about how a character looks and what type of people betray such. Here's a hint: On the site, you "Reblog" and "Like".
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>>3427593
#Don'tFuckWithAnons
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>>3427582
Fuck, you're so teasing. I love it. And the more I love it, the more it feeds you and makes you tease me more. I can't win. Every time I see your gossamer wings, your chitinous carapace, your jagged horn, I can't help but want you. It gets my hopes up every time I see your picture.
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>>3427640
>implying he could leave
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>>3427539
>My poor dio too good looking and popular and he can't take the pressure of all the pussy he gets in real life.
Same dude who like yesterday was asking some anon to teach him how he got to fuck some cosplayer.
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>>3427600
The last one is my favorite.
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>>3427624
Don't forget about the Magic cards
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>>3427654
Right? Motherfucker clearly has no life outside of this, he's here all day every day. If he really does go to college like he says he must ERP during class.
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>>3427532
I see I'm fighting a losing battle.

Kinda like Agro did climbing that last section of the bridge.
>>3427545
That's kallen's, nevan's, solution's, alice's and now ruby's job.
(though i still wonder why they get so much more lesbian action than anything else.)

>>3427600
Well I'm just running up to the last one. I'd say it's a tough call between Gaius and Phalanx.

Gotta give it to Gaius. It had all the feeling of a truly iconic battle.

Once I'm finished this I'm probably going to finally catch up on and finish Bayo 2. It's been sitting idle for far too long.
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Two titfucks in one day, this robot is famished.
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>>3427707
How's Yuruposter doing?
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>>3427705
Low blow. Low blow.
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And now back to blogposting hours and more of this forced thread father meme.
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>>3427622
>>3427640
>>3427672
>H..h-he's a loser just like all of us! I.. I'm not popular with women... s-so why should he! I-impossible!
Stay delusional, anons.
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>ayy, anyone interested in a Touko session
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>>3427723
Real Rolling In The Pussy Hours?
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>>3427719
Fine, I guess.
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>>3427650
"Aww, you are melting my cold, black heart, Anon! I didn't expect someone here to be so infatuated with me. Truly, you will make such an exceptional feeder tied down in my hive."
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>>3427738
Post with your ava, Diego. Quit being such a delusional faggot.
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>>3427723
This thread spawned from HGA, what else could it be but OOCposting over stupid shit
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>>3427738
You're either him or you're whiteknighting some random guy on the internet you've never met.
Either option is hilarious.
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>>3427744
Next theme?
>shrugs
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>>3427738
Literally his reaction to some dude talking about fucking some cosplayer.
But sure, try not no choke on some autists dick.
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>>3427764
>HGA
>A
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>>3427625
I watched the show. I'll keep the sword she wants on the side.
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>Frisk heard that people are implying this is real nigga hours. He has come to tell you we ain't done yet.
...Hi.
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>>3427677
Never got into Magic.
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>>3427783
HOLY SHIT, he went from that to "I just don't feel like going out to fuck the women that already want me"?
That's amazing.
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>>3427719
Yuru-ing probably, I dunno m8

>>3427723
>it's an 'anons complain instead of trying to make the thread a better place' episode
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>>3427783
>>3427738
Your "popular with women".
"IT NEVER WILL THOUGH" - About sex.

>we're delusional.
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>>3427811
I am making the thread a better place. I'm pointing out how dumb this thread father thing is.
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>>3427804
Truly a superman that can please throngs of women with one hand and ERP on his iphone with the other, all day long.
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>>3427797
Hello there Frisk.
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>(Berserk musou confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UutjlpMf04

Welcome aboard the hype train, I will be your conductor as we go full steam ahead straight into Hell)
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>>3427707
Try a double blowjob.
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>>3427811
What point is there? Four or five people in the 'clique' get responses, the rest are ignored over shitposting.
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>>3427830
>Truly a superman that can please throngs of woman with one and ERP on his iphone with the other, all day long
What did he mean by this?
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>>3427757
I love watching you rip that in half. I want you love you with all my heart, and for you to take me for granted. I can't wait to be tied down in your hive.
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>>3427863
>Koei Tecmo
Of fucking course. They gon' fuck it up.
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>>3427723
>implying rolling in pussy meme wasn't forced so hard it killed the day


That's a forced may may anon. I don't know when the whole thread family thing started but it's closer to background noise than anything.
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>>3427871
This.
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>>3427738
Dude can be autistic or he can be a total bitch who can't be called out over lying and talking like he's the shit, but not both.
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>>3427863
>3D
That better fucking be just for the promo. It better not be CGI.
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>>3427797
>is this implying that the discord started the shitposting?
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>>3427863
GRIFFITH AVA WHEN?
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>>3427871
Serves about as much of a point as sitting there bemoaning it.
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>>3427880
>What did he mean by this?
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>>3427853

>>3427797
>(He
>(Pretend that was a she.
>A woman of few words. Hopefully the anon didn't mind much talking on her part.
Mhm.
>She waits a second or two, looks around once, twice, then tilts her head over to somewhere more... private.
>>3427909
>(Nigga, I ain't Virra, though she says hi.
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>>3427871
Anonymity is the counterweight to avatar circlejerking. Things were leaning a bit too far in that direction thus the anon immune system was activated.
This all is as it should be.
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>>3427871
>>3427903
Who here actually ignores people (I assume you mean anons) in favor of others?
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>>3427886
"Most men go insane after relentless edging, you know. They kick and scream at my babies when they just want to do their job and force them to remain stiff. You won't do that, right? You'll happily let them touch you without any complaints?"
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>>3427970
I ignore most avas. I barely talk to anyone. I don't know who most of them are anyway. I haven't seen what they're from.
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>>3427897
(At the very least it'd be a fun game to turn one's brain off to.)

>>3427906
(What's your preferred art style? Cel-shaded in color or like the manga?)

>>3427912
(Don't you go giving me ideas, I've been pondering a more "human" avatar lately.)
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>>3427758
>>3427766
>>3427783
>>3427824
Why can't you just accept that Diego is way better with women than you probably ever will be? It would be way healthier to just accept that fact and admit to your jealousy instead of trying to project your own issues onto someone else and living in denial.
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>>3427797
HNNG

>>3427800
I tried, but it wasn't my type of game. Which is weird because I played a bit of yugioh
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>>3427930
>The anon raises an eyebrow at her tilting, looking where she was pointing at before looking back at her.
Want to go there? Sure let's go
>He said before extending his hand to lead her towards a more private corner
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>>3427917
>pointing out flaws in the system is bemoaning
You acknowledge that it's true, but rather than suggest any constructive action, you rebuke the one bringing up the point. How the fuck is anyone supposed to do anything but moan and go on if the prevalent attitude here is not to rock the boat?
I don't give two shits about an autist who thinks he's hot shit but isn't, I just want to fucking roleplay, let's roleplay
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>>3428002
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Who's in the wrong?
Diego or Anon?
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>>3427745
Hey baby.
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>>3428002
>Diego
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>slaps laptop around like a fine booty
...Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah.

Hey everyone.
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>>3427980
Hi Anon! I'm Jinx and I'm from Earth!
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>>3427975
I'll try my best for you, but I'm sure if I'm restrained properly they'll be safe. I'll only be able to strain against my bonds. It'll all be worth it to know my love is that much more nourishing to you from the frustration of my painfully blue balls. I love you so much!
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>>3428023
>i shitpost at you
>you like this
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>>3428027
Both. Diego needed to learn how to handle the bantz and anon needed to not shitpost so hard.
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>>3428040
I know you're from Teen Titans but I haven't seen much of that show, so all I know if you look like a troll doll. And that's fine, that's your business, that's your choice.
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>>3428002
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>>3427992
FUCKING DO IT, JIRO.
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>>3428029
Hi anon. Not to be rude, but I won't really be yuruposting much right now. Enjoy your night, though.
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Who wrote the theme last thread?
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>>3428027
Diego's post wasn't the funny part.
Anon's spam and shitpost wasn't the funny part.
Diego's asspained reaction to it all.
THAT was the funny part.
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>>3428004
>She proceeds to poke Chara's cheeks. Why is this demon here?
>>3428020
>She takes his hand gleefully and almost skips over. Of course, this cheerful demeanor seemed a little off for an adolescent Frisk.
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>>3428027
Anons were harsh, but that port was pretty autistic and his threshold was too low.
Plus posting that a day after going "I don't think I'll ever manage to pick a chick up" in thread.
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>>3428027
>>3428095
This.
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>>3428035
>Rhin's not dead
Hey, Rhin! You're not dead!
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>>3428027
Well this is why you should leave irl stuff out of here in general. Plus I think this whole thing started because he replied to a shitposter. That said, the anon was obviously wrong for posting the stupid meme.
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tfw no Lala
tfw no Tetoanon
tfw no Eliz
tfw not many Avas on right now in general
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>>3428067
And I'll still suck your dick! Begrudgingly!
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>>3428084
Oh that's alright, don't worry Yuru. But are you really alright? You said you're fine but I want to make sure it wasn't some sort of automatic response.
I want you to enjoy your night too.
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>>3428093
No idea, but I loved it. I was so ready to make an actual attempt with Yoshikage.
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>>3428041
"And I love you too, Feeder. Look forward to your new life; know full well that you will make an important contribution to keeping my hive healthy - not only in numbers but in nutrition as well. So long. The 'meta-teasing' will end soon."
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>>3428130
Daijoubu desu.
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>>3428116
Elizabeth just left, I think. She was playing Yuugi.
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>>3428078
(...tempted to get to work on that folder and take a refresher course on Griffith's character.)
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>>3428114
It really wasn't, it's the shit that he said and then backtracked out of after going from "how to I fuck women like anime guys" to "I'm all charisma".
That's the stupid part. The meme was him.
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>>3428126
Yeah, lots of avas will do that. What makes you special? I don't mean to sound confrontational, but you did talk to me unprompted. I ignore most avas cause there's nothing productive in saying "I don't know what you're from, explain to me why you're interesting." but since you started the conversation...
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>>3428147
I want to date Yuruposter!
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>>3428152
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>>3428096
>He chuckles at the cheerful skipping of the girl. They reach the distant corner, he looks around noticing they were alone.
Alright..is there anything you want to tell me or do?
>He askes with a smile while waiting her for a reaction or a gesture he could take as a reply
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>>3428141
>tfw you're too tired for a full rp
I guess I just fap to porn real quick...
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>>3428035
Alright, that made me laugh

>>3428096
>She lightly slaps her hand away
Stop poking me, but why are you here?
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>>3428152
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. JUST DO IT
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>>3428145
>I love you too
You don't have to lie. I know I'm just food to you. But I accept that. I want to be used for my love and not be loved back. It's my fetish. I want to make you cum and then not get to cum.
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I get more ass than a toilet seat on the daily.
I am a god amongst men and queens and whores alike fall at my feet for the chance to blow me.
I'm in pussy getting school so you know I've got charisma coming out of every orifice.
But fuck actual sex, which is inferior to the gentleman's art of ERP.
My only weakness is that I'm so incredibly awesome at everything all the time.
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>MFW someone put the diego post in the /b cringe thread, but didn't use the original post it came from.
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>>3428147
I'm glad and I hope so!
Always remember to have fun!
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I don't get it. What the fuck happened with Diego, and what does everyone mean when they say he had some sort of meltdown? The guy didn't seem the type to do that.
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>>3428096
>>3428004
>Megalovania intensifies in the background over muffled rapping.
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>>3428152
Don't you fuck up a potentially great character like him, you homophobe. Griffith is for gay lewd not the weird shit you're in to.
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>>3428176
Aww... I will be around for a while today and tomorrow if you need someone to play with!
>smiling softly

>>3428187
Heh, glad I can entertain!
(Seriously though, been having to get used to Linux and it hurts my brain...)
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>>3428196
DrunkClownPiece_jpg
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>>3428219
And you're for nothing but the trash heap, anon, but everyone's too polite to point it out.
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>>3428209
He got called out on his bullshit and anons started shitposting him. He couldn't handle it and deleted his folder like a little bitch.
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>>3428245
>He got called out on his bullshit
Which was what, exactly? Playing a male avatar?
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>>3428196
>someone shitposting with the truth
You don't see that very often.
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Cawfee!
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>>3428187
>A prompt shrug from her. "You ask me!", she's basically saying.
>>3428174
>She dropped the more cheerful manner and started going for a more sensual one, gripping your shoulder lightly and opening her eyes out of her lazy squint, revealing striking brown eyes. This was all to give you a cute wink.
You know.
>She slowly moved to undo your belt. Any sharp movement would make her move back, waiting for your approval to continue.
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>>3428159
>I ignore most avas cause there's nothing productive in saying "I don't know what you're from, explain to me why you're interesting"
>there's nothing productive in the entire starting phase of a roleplay

That's like saying you skip the first few chapters of a book because there's nothing productive about a bit of expository narrative and character setup, even though the first few pages are the hook of the entire book

What the fuck do you DO here
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>>3428159
I'm not, probably. Not really trying to prove myself special or anything by talking to you. Just wanna talk. :>

I mean, I try to write with a lot of detail in an average-length post, but I don't know how I would rank myself compared to others here in terms of writing skill. We're all different!

Why don't you approach avas? Just not in the mood?
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>>3428171
(World's Angriest Man)

>>3428190
(But I have to think about what I'm going to do. Bad things happen if I listen to my heart and follow through on it. Well.. not ALL the time but still)

>>3428219
>you homophobe

(Hmm? Oh, no I don't hate gay people. I just have personal reasons for not taking it. But, you're right, anonymous. Fret not. I'll look elsewhere for a more human avatar. I kind of want him to be vanilla anyway.)
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>>3428211
I'M FINE, UNCLE SANS!
>>3428266
>Yes.
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>>3428257
Posting this >>3427783
then the next day going for this one >>3427012
which is meme levels of autistic cringe and deleting his folder and leaving after like 4 people reposted that.
NOt to mention the one where he says he's just too busy with college when he's in ERP every waking moment.
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>>3428257
He claimed he was Mr.Suave IRL. Anons called bullshit and he had a mental breakdown like a preteen schoolgirl getting her first period.
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>>3428194
"Oh, you're smart. I didn't expect that kind of response from someone so drunk on love. If you want me to be truthful, then I'll be truthful: You -are- just food. All this time flirting with you, all I was really thinking about was how full my stomach and womb were going to be after several months of denial. Maybe even a year. I don't care if you come to your senses after your cheap thrill. Once you are in the hive, you won't be leaving."
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>>3428266
pls more
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>>3428267
>He looks at her brown eyes and hears her words. A little sigh escapes from his lips when her hands went to his belt. He smiles a little before nodding at her.
Yeah..keep going..
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>>3428211
(Goddamit, Luffy)

>>3428220
Wait, you don't know what I'm talking about? My bad, I guess I was too vague

>>3428267
Well I'm just here to collect souls, but that's a slow process right now
>She quickly digs into her pocket and pulls out a chocolate bar, she took off the wrapping and took a bite out of it
Want a bite?
>She offered as she handed you the chocolate bar
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>>3428318
Hottest post yet. How are you so perfect. 11/10 would be a slave to the one true queen.
I am drunk with love, but it doesn't mean I'm not aware of the choice I'm making. You're just worth it, you're worth the sacrifice, the pain, the denial, the suffering, the ache in my balls for...wait...a year?
>Anon bites lip.
That's...that a really long time...
>Anon isn't saying "no."
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>>3428299
sorry, sorry...
just uh, didn't expect to see both you and the other one here at the same time...
welp; better than finding tori and papy here...
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>>3428350
>tilts my head
Hmm? Sorry, I am kinda slow today!
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>>3428350
>Sprays with water bottle.
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>>3428390
Remember? God, that was funny as hell
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>>3428301
Dude, he'll be back like tomorrow, clearly he ain't got anything besides this thread. Give it literally a day.
also, "deleted his folder", like "what is recovering a file from the thrash".
He'll probably just pick up some other equally wish-fulfillment kind of "rich and cool and all I wanna be with a tragic backstory and refined adn FUCKING SUPERPOWERS" and be back. It'll be obvious its him again.
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Who's the Todd Howard of /ERP/?
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>>3428280
I talk to avas that are from shows/games I know. I know Batman TAS better than Teen Titans. If you played Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn I'd be really eager to talk to you, but I don't really know Jinx. I'm not asking you to change for me, I'm just being me, and you can be you. If you want to change, that's fine too, you do what you want, I'll be fine either way.
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>>3428432
OH BOY I REMEMBER.
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>>3428433
This. should have realized the dude was maximum autist when he picked the most cringey >I wanna be him and have the fucking mansion and shit< character possible
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>>3428433
who fuvkign cares oh my god ignore the Dio faggot and move on with your fucking lives
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>>3428440
I am. What's something you've been anticipating more than anything in the world?
I'll give you a card game about that thing instead.
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>>3428375
"Yes, a year. I know I said weeks previously, but you are just so full of love that a few weeks just won't cut it! No. A year will do. A year of teasing. A year of denial. A year of being glued against the wall with your cock being constantly stimulated by my darlings. After the year is up, I'll make the decision of draining you or not. Depends on the numbers of the swarm. You're not getting regrets, are you?"
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>>3428483
Welcome back Dio
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>>3428350
>... She reaches out and takes off a piece to nibble on. Chara, you monster! It's a Hershey's! You don't just take a bite out of a Hershey's!
>>3428379
...Seen the third goat. He ran.
>>3428338
>She hummed and simply leaned into him as she undid the belt, lightly pushing the pants down to reveal his underwear. But first, she leaned in a bit more to give his lips a soft kiss, staying in place for a few seconds, holding the kiss, then letting go.
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>>3428433
>Dio
>cool
>tragic backstory

I'm ambivalent on this whole topic but anyone taking Dio seriously to summarize him to that point knows shit about Jojo

That's like calling Kira edgy, he's a fucking goofball
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>>3428513
What a BEAUTIFUL

DUWAAANG.

>chew
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>>3428495
Don't mistake yourself, I have no sympathy for the fucker and wish fulfillment bullshit, and I'm kind of glad he's gone. Less cringey shit to sift through when opening the thread.
But how the fuck can I enjoy him being gone if you all keep bringing him up
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>>3428433
The Marty Stu ava is never a good idea.
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>>3428535
>Wish fulfillment
Aren't all the avatars doing wish fulfillment in a sense? Aren't you if you fap to them?
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>>3428433
>>3428469
>>3428469
>Haha yeah as if Diego was actually cool IRL...... r-right guys..? I mean I'm sure he's a.. v-virgin.. right? ..RIGHT?
The delusion gets real!
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>>3428513
>Literally how the dude played him
there was a whole thing of him explaining his sad childhood with his father and how he must make his mother proud and he's now the high class of sophisticaiton.
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>>3428535
Because he's not gone. We know he's not gone. He knows he's not gone.
That's why it's still funny, dumbass.
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>>3428565
Hi diego.
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>>3428490
>Anon is hesitant, but the longer he stares into those beautiful green eyes, the more his resistance crumbles.
A-and after a whole year...it's not even a guarantee? You might decide to deny me longer?
>Anon sweats loudly.
It's...it's...So fucking hot that you'd have the power to make that decision and not me! I'm absolutely dreading how frustrating it will be, but I can't help but have a deep desire to submit to you so completely. I want to beg you for mercy and hear your laugher ringing in my ears as you deny my pleas.
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What if Diego shitposted himself to start drama?
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>>3428452
Shrug, was thinking of playing Harley but apparently there's "unwritten rules" about playing an ava someone else plays. (Which I still am unafraid to say is totally stupid)

So, regrettably, I cannot play Harley Quinn unless I wanna risk getting shit upon by whomever. Nice to meet you!
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>>3428548
>tfw this isn't literally me

feels bad

Anyway gonna go watch some chinese cartoons Yuugi wiped me out; remember to like and subscribe.

>>3428568
Well I guess that's the problem with playing Part 7 avas, Araki tried to be a little more deep than usual that go-around.

I loved it myself, and Dio actually played his character well. My only problem with him was he had the thinnest skin I've seen on the internet.
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>>3428565
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>>3428610
That's DMG though, she might be cool with that kind of stuff, especially when there's multiple versions of harley.
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>>3428501
>He sighs as she pushes the pants down revealing his boxers. He open his mouth to say something just to shut down by her kiss, he sighs as he melts by the gently touch of her lips before one of his hand went towards her chest to squeeze gently her breast until she pulls back. His rod slowly getting stiff and raising a tent
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>>3428610
Well, DMG plays Suicide Squad Harley.
You could play original Harley.
DMG's cool, she'd probably even give you permission as long as you kept it to TAS Harley and not Suicide Squad Harley.
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>>3428617
>>3428589
This is fucking beautiful, it's the thread equivalent of a lynch mob on the troll.
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>>3428416
I swear to fuck, you're going to be the next spider I stab

>>3428465
I'm not really sure what came over me that night, but man was it funny. And props to the Walt as well.

>>3428501
Hey, don't look at me like that! I'm just being nice for once
>She pats Frisk on the head before she takes the chocolate back
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>>3428610
There's been a Batman TAS Harley and a Suicide Squad Harley played by DMG. I don't think anyone actually cares.
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>>3428610
What other shows/games/movies/etc. are you familiar enough with to play someone from? We could vote on new character.
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>>3428612
>Touches before you go away
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>>3428667
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>>3428659
Honestly, that was fun! Nice to have a funny RP now and then, I enjoyed it!
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>>3428610
>not liking jinx.
But she's the cutest!
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>>3427342
I know this feel.
>>3428390
>>3428220
Hey rhin, also who is this?
Also why don't you come round more?
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>>3428659
I wish Chara's demonic little murder smiley face wasn't so fucking adorable
>pats the killer before handing her a chocolate bar before running off to finish off the last colossi
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>>3428659
Is stabbing spiders a hobby for you?

You shouldn't be cruel to animals, you know.
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>>3428666
Teen titans, scooby doo (Was thinking of picking up Thorn so that's why I'm listing it), ummm... Justice League, Static Shock... Fucking Sonic lol. Overmeme, Star Wars, Pokemon to name some. I wanna pick up avas that people wanna see, so I've test posted a few (Like Asajj Ventress last night), just to see how people react.
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>>3428713
Ah, hey there! Not sure who you're referring to, but I have been under some stress as well as my laptop did a shit, so now that I am feeling better and my laptop is cooperating with me I am back.
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>>3428617
Always with this bait meme when being confronted with the truth. That's alright anons, I'm sure that one girl you asked out also baited you when she turned you down.
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>>3428772
Anything else on the list? Sometimes it's more obscure things that have a niche character that people would be excited for.
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>>3428595
"Hmm... Dedication. Loyalty. Love. You'll be my best feeder, Anon, I can tell. I'm going soon. Before your new life begins, I want you climaxing several times a day. I want you to remember what an orgasm feels like; I want it burned into your brain. Use as many toys as you'd like, or people. Every night, those nuts need to be drained until you are completely dry. Do this until I make my next appearance, okay? Then I'll snatch you up and we can begin."
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>>3428783
>I just realized this cringey guy I turned down was totally the 4chan type
Oh god how am I not dead in a ditch by now
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>>3428783
>truth
>It was just some faggot's heresay
Good b8, I replied.
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>>3428595
>>Anon sweats loudly.
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>>3428783
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>>3428809
Ok. I'll do this. But...won't cumming so often increase the rate of my semen production, making a year of blue balls all the more unbearable?
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>>3428777
The both look like the same character. And it looks nice, that sucks and I'm glad you're feeling better, I hope you're going to be around more now though
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>>3428837
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>>3428772
>Static shock and justice league
Gooood shit. Who did you have in mind?
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>>3428837
>Shitposting a fellow anon.
Poor form, mate.
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>>3428804
I would need some examples. Unfortunately, I'm actually not really into anime/manga so I haven't seen or heard of a lot of what anons want. The most recent thing I started watching was Osumatsu, which was months ago. Most of what I watch is like... Reverse-harem dubcon-y shit because I'm that kinda gal, so it doesnt have big followings/a niche. If you name some I'll be glad to try!
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>>3428809
How many orgasms do you think you'll have during the year I get none?
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>>3428783
You moutherfuckers call every male ava cringey.
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>>3428823
Be careful! You know they are legion!
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>>3428910
Lurk more.
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>>3428914
I was hoping you could play someone from Archer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0JBs8c_Ad4
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>>3428910
>shitposts loudly
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>>3428907
I have admittedly shittaste. I like Talin from Staric Shock, and Hawk Girl from Justice League. ...everyone hates shayera ;;
>>3428940
I think im only alive because he had a moped and not a real car
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Im finally free! Im officially a NEET now
wasting my time doing nothing in my house will be awesome
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>>3428659
>She breaks another piece off before giving the bar back on request, huffing when patted on the head. At least she appreciated the effort from someone like Chara.
>>3428646
>She was so sweet and soft in her own touch, just like how soft she was physically too. A bit pudgy, there. She was clothed, so it wasn't as much as if he gripped it bare, but the grope was enough to give her a shiver, her hand, which was finished with his pants, reached to pull away the underwear to reveal his shaft, her other hand still holding his right shoulder.
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>>3428949
No u
We're having a nice anon brotherhood night.
>>3428960
NIGHT RUINED
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>>3428885
I plan on it and the character I found, not sure the name though, but I have a ton of art.
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>>3428914
Jinx can you please suck me.
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Meanwhile in bizarro erp
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>>3428937
Not the Ava. The dude.

I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
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