Welcome, my children, to the third Gielinor Games Intermission. I am your host, Armadyl, and today I shall take 24 of you to the world of RuneScape. Good luck, and may justice ever have a place in your hearts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-Ycv4H9hY
>>3413330
Maria and Harusame
>Tfw banned
Lord Beerus
>>3413330
Metallia and The Hundred Knight
>Female
If it doesn't all fit just make it Metallia. The little shit here doesn't know what's going on anyways.
>>3413330
Ross
Finally got a time to join.
Paladin
Clawdia
Eggman-kun
Quicksilver
ClownPiece
>>3413339
What happened?
The Crimson Demon
Yukari
Knight
>>3413330
Ririchiyo
>>3413330
Behold, Satan!
>Entry
>>3413330
Rika
Lilith
Iwanko
Dazai
Wendy
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3413330
WAIT
>entry
Okada
Yukkuri Reimu
Koyomi Araragi
>>3413355
Literally an old ban that I had received for something I didn't do, got it lifted a while ago and now it's back again.
These boxes
>>3413339
Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>3413369
>kissu
>>3413380
It's your Dynamic IP. I usually get that too.
>>3413389
announcing reports is reportable too
>>3413380
How bizarre.
And here we are. District 5 is looking very eye-centric.
Hi
>>3413416
Hello, my child.
>>3413414
Looks nice!
>>3413416
Hello!
>>3413414
Thank you host, let's begin.
>>3413434
No trouble at all.
>>3413414
A hunger for power, from her? Colour me unsurprised.
You know what you did Beerus. Meanwhile, you denizens of hell have to stick together.
>>3413414
Looks fine. Go ahead and start this shit.
Ban Maria from all games
>>3413414
Looks good.
>>3413414
This should be a marvellous experience~
>>3413441
I prefer tactical retreat!
>>3413441
Give this game a shot Clowny, it's fuuuun.
>>3413441
I won the last game I played, shouldn't be difficult to do it again.
>>3413446
ok deal
>>3413441
Oh how nice. I'll get to see how deep I can embed these in someones chest.
>>3413456
Patchouli, is it you?
>>3413464
I look like Patchouli to you?
>>3413393
Well, I never know how to feel about these.
Why am I being singled out?
>>3413448
Just like you <3
>>3413474
You just dyed your hair, right?
>>3413443
Now, now, no need to swear.
>>3413446
I hardly see why I should.
>>3413456
Try it again, from level 1s across the board. Well, aside from Constitution, of course.
>>3413441
Though, it does seem you're managing quite well.
Again, always the Camel God and mild racism.
>>3413452
Seems like a bad idea, but I was never one known for making good choices, so sure why not.
>>3413482
GO MY BATTLETOAD...Wait I mean battle turtle, it still works.
We will arrive in battle once everyone is dead, it's the perfect defense.
>>3413482
Atleast it's not a rocktail.
>>3413482
I'll swear when I wanna swear,
>>3413474
>>3413464
>>3413482
That's clearly not Patchouli's forte of magic.
>>3413480
I'm sure your grave will look even better.
>>3413482
I don't think I'll need any kind of magic if I already mastered the use of firearms.
>>3413481
No, I'm Yukari.
>>3413482
I don't think I need to exert myself for this, you guys handle it.
>>3413497
kek
>>3413511
A what?
>>3413514
O-oh. Then why do you wear the same hat and dress and chest?
>>3413482
Come back! I just want to be friends!
>>3413486
That's the spirit!
The fallen of the Bloodbath and Day 1:
Wendy
Lillith
Paladin
Ririchiyo
Knight
>>3413505
But still, using them so often makes them lose their impact.
>>3413497
Well, sharks do have very rough skin.
>>3413482
Watch out for that tree-
>SMACK
...Anyways, I hardly think that the engineer hides those feelings, but him, on the other hand...what are you doing, Beerus?
Now, isn't that cheating, Yukari? You and I both know that's no mere cat.
>>3413514
Hmpf, lazy youkai.
>>3413535
It's not her style.
>>3413541
...
Talking about graves.
...
>>3413541
Well I just happen to stumble onto something everytime dont I?
>>3413541
Coward, afraid of being clawed?
>>3413535
Just because our clothes or similar in appearance doesn't mean-...my chest?
>>3413541
Perhaps next competition will be more favorable for you all
>>3413548
But I had faith in their abilities, they did fine without me
>>3413541
Its LiLith, sir. Single l inbetween.
>>3413541
Their impact doesn't matter as long as I think they've got impact you giant bird. Fuck that little girl.
>>3413535
Stop laughing at my misery!
>>3413541
Well, rocktails are surrounded by living rocks, I'm unsure if rocktail's skin is made up of stone as well.
>>3413548
Oh yeah.
>>3413561
Yes, and
And ribbons in the hair too.
And same hair length.
>>3413541
What a bloodthirtsy little pokemon.
Cabbages, really? Ultimately, a day of peace.
>>3413564
Oh, nevermind. It's not my own place.
>>3413562
Aaah, my apologies, it shan't happen again.
>>3413561
Yeah, I did.
>She puts stress on the "I"
Thanks for the cheerleading.
>>3413575
You really know how to run your mouth.
>>3413578
>gets distracted by creatures in the race
Can I have your blood? No? Fine, hey you there.
>>3413578
I obviously need the larger half of the dungeon cause I've got this little guy to level up as well.
Her bones have already been buried, but you could always bless her grave.
>>3413583
Run ym mouth? Mouths don't run.
>>3413567
You'd laugh too.
>>3413591
Rest in peace, really rude lady.
>>3413578
I will find my way out eventually! besides my partner is doing all the work i need done.
>>3413592
No I wouldn't, there's nothing funny about getting hit by a shark.
>>3413592
And you're bad with terms of speech, too.
>>3413575
Quite the memory you have there to remember such details with ease.
>>3413578
Not exactly the best meal...especially just by itself like that.
>>3413583
You're welcome, I would hate to leave you without my emotional support.
Aloha everyone
>>3413609
I've never met someone who liked cabbage other than those strange Brassican cultists.
>>3413578
A night of grinding, bossing, relaxation, and peace, sundered by a certain someone asserting their dominance.
I thought she hated magic?
>>3413609
That was sarcasm, you know.
>>3413633
. . . .
>>3413633
The sack of hammers needs to eat something, and I'm sure as hell not feeding it.
>>3413627
Hey Clawdia, how are you doing ?
>>3413608
Am not!
>>3413607
Yes there is.
It's a shark!
>>3413609
yep, I remember details because I was often close to her when she was around. So why are you so similar?
>>3413633
Our engineer tinkers.
More Camel God worship, and odd bits of reasoning, while someone sleeps, in the bitter cold.
>>3413633
>is kill
Bleg
>>3413633
Oh my, how did that blade get there.
Also I'm no cultist, really.
>>3413644
Likewise.
>>3413655
A lot of us wear similar outfits, I've never given it much thought to be honest.
>>3413659
Castle Wars? What are the rules?
>>3413633
Quickly move, before they scurry back to their nests!
>>3413655
I would love to see how you react if you were the one being hit.
>>3413667
What's your specialty and how old are you?
>>3413681
I would love to see how you react if you were the one being BIT.
>>3413667
I dont know but im sure the other person must, any chance to spend time with a beautiful woman is fine by me~
>>3413655
You pretty clearly are.
>>3413667
Urgh. At least you're not attacking me...right now.
>>3413691
Being bit by a shark? No, you've never done the before.
>>3413653
Oi senile old man.
>>3413667
Few people are Brassicans, for obvious reasons. It's mostly just crazy farmers. And read this;
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Castle_Wars#Game_mechanics
>>3413659
Yukari continues to be the mastermind, while our engineer gets physical, and a few sorry people have to string still more bows.
>>3413712
I'm not senile and I'm not an old man ! But hey.
>>3413718
Tata. Teleports here.
>>3413720
I was just... digging through some files that I have in my home. And guess what I found.
>>3413718
Whoo Hoo reward, I am a detective so of course i solved it~
>>3413696
Am pretty clearly not!
>>3413701
What?
>>3413682
So curious. Well lets see 11..., no, I'm over 1200 years old and I manipulate boundaries. You wouldn't happen to work for aya would you?
>>3413693
Such a wonderful compliment. You seem like good company.
>>3413696
You make sound so cruel.
>>3413718
Hm, I'll take a read of this while that old man handles things.
>>3413728
Tell me
>>3413718
These little guys can make me thousands of bows.
>>3413736
ughh, another grandma.
What aya, and what boundaries?
>>3413740
It's a shame your familiars can't do that for you in Gielinor. Get stringing.
>>3413736
>>3413718
You've overstepped your reach, you realize.
Prayers, who bothers with them, anyways?
>>3413736
I do my best to return the compliment of your beautiful presence in my company~
>>3413733
You said you would like to see how I were to react if I were to be bitten by something. I assume you meant a shark as well.
>>3413748
May you all be more fortunate in the future.
>>3413733
...You're not worth the effort.
>>3413736
I might not know who you are, but call it a gut feeling.
>>3413748
Its good that you think their familiars. They've got minds of their own, basic, but still minds.
>>3413737
Uhh... This. I don't know how I got it but I should just give it to you instead.
>Ross
>>3413770
H-how did you got this ?!
>>3413765
As do summoning familiars. It matters little to Gielinor's system of working.
>>3413748
>>3413753
You'll get that 99 eventually, Eggman-kun.
Beerus was hungry.
>>3413770
Goddamnit Ross
>>3413667
>srs yukari ava
>mfw
>>3413621
Did you enjoy England getting rekt yesterday as much as i did, cocksucker?
>>3413784
You filthy fucking cat, I'll beat your shit for stealing my chocolate bread, soup, crackers, and cheese!
>>3413777
Well you got more explaining to do! What the hell were you thinking!
>>3413785
Don't damn me! I got it in files some how!
>>3413753
Damn... Oh well. Well played. I did not expect a mage to pierce through a level 1 armor.
>>3413784
The crimson demon may have trained her cat more but im just lucky~
>>3413795
>They deserved better than a 1-1, watching Croatia atm, I'm surprised this Euro is good, I'm used to shitty Euros
>>3413803
Shut up, it's a private file, I have nothing to explain
>>3413748
Ugh, I'll bring some cat food next time to keep him occupied.
>>3413746
Aya, the reporter. Your memory is good but your knowledge on things is...poor. Boundaries such as day and night to put it simply.
>>3413750
I look forward to it.
>>3413763
I guess I can't fault your caution.
>>3413787
>I can't tell if that's happy or not
>>3413802
You should think twice before directing such threats at a god of destruction.
>>3413813
Try cup ramen instead, actually.
>>3413784
Aaah, war tortoises, always popular. Perhaps I should stage an event centered around them.
>>3413808
Oh, really?
>>3413809
Well everyone knows about it now.
>>3413816
That can't be good for a cat can it?
>>3413813
Since I'd just ruin the character, feel free to continue.
>>3413822
Your fault
>>3413813
Call it paranoia. There's an oddly large amount of you "peaceful" youkai in the "modern" Gensokyo, aren't there?
>>3413816
And that stupid fucking cat should think twice before stealing the Greatest Witches chocolate. Hell hath no fury.
>>3413813
>>3413816
Seems ill never repay your beauty with my kindness... if only I could have died in the embrace of a beautiful woman~
>>3413809
They can't win if they don't score. I mean, England had plenty of shots at the 1-0 in the first half
Also RIP the England fan that got pushed infront of a train.
>>3413829
Why is it my fault. I found it in my files. It's practically your fault for misplacing your private files.
>>3413834
His hobby is blowing up planets, you know.
>>3413816
A night of peace, if you count getting knocked out. Run, little mage, RUN!
>>3413825
He's a god, it doesn't really affect him, either way.
Speaking of food, anyone hungry?
>>3413841
Really ? I didn't heard about that guy
>>3413843
You took it from my computer
>>3413846
Eggman-kun has awful table manners.
>>3413846
Mines trying to turn the world into a swamp. Your point?
>>3413830
You say that almost like it's a bad thing, one would naturally prefer things at peace wouldn't they?
>>3413836
Maybe next time I can assist you in that.
>>3413846
Oh a god cat? How rude of me, he must taking my cat food comment as an insult.
>>3413828
>Thanks anon, I also didn't realize someone else wanted to ava her...sorry about that.
>>3413857
Objection! Why do I have the time and place to take it from your computer? That is stupid!
>>3413828
Do Keine
>>3413763
I am, I am!
>>3413813
I don't think I know her.
If there was a boundary between day and night, then what is dawn?
>>3413752
Of course.
>>3413860
Huh. So that's what that thing does.
>>3413865
Nah, have fun m80. I have plenty more ava ideas.
My regards and, hopefully, your own, to the fallen;
Lord Beerus
Clawdia
Rika
>>3413860
I'm somewhat surprised that she's the voice of reason, here.
>>3413863
That he is much, much more powerful than you could possibly hope to circumvent. A mere prodding of his fingers could tear this world asunder if he wished it.
>>3413865
I don't think he's even paying attention, as it were.
>>3413875
Someone already called dibs on Keine Ahnung.
>>3413874
This file was on my private computer, there is no other way to find it.
>>3413879
Then I don't understand your confusion. May I suggest that you get bitten instead?
>>3413879
You're not, you're not!
>>3413865
It leaves me confused, after living a life constantly in fear of being eaten.
>>3413875
>Someone said a few days ago they'd do Keine
>>3413883
Oh go on, tell me more about how he could destroy a world I'm already destroying myself. He stole my chocolate, and so he's going to pay. Thats all there is to it you giant sack of bird shit.
>>3413865
Some people desire money or power, i only wish to die with a beautiful woman~
>>3413367
wan wan
>>3413897
Refused!
>>3413899
I am, I am!
>>3413809
>mfw the turkish family who lives across the street is already pissed as fuck
>>3413903
I'm only stating facts, my child. Go ahead, give him your best shot next time you see him.
>>3413883
I think you forgot to give him his golden helmet.
>>3413910
And you seemed so happy about me getting hit by a shark before. You should do your part to spread the joy.
Ah, yes, and; winner next slide.
Shall it be the disembodied head, the destructive mage, or the woman with her own personal army?
>>3413925
The Crimson Demon, of course!
>>3413925
The Crimson Demon shall win
>>3413879
The opposite of dusk, no? A boundary exist between them as well.
>>3413881
>thanks anon.
>>3413883
Sure sounds like a god indeed.
>>3413899
If it helps any you really don't look all that appetizing.
>>3413905
Such a strange desire, you don't want to live along side a beautiful woman instead?
>>3413914
>>3413935
>>3413945
The answer may surprise you.
>>3413947
I've been told I'd taste good with thyme.
>>3413949
Her sheer hatred made her an ideal candidate for Zamorak's favor, I do believe.
>>3413949
>>3413945
Revenge in a manner of speaking.
>>3413967
And your statistics. Congratulations.
>>3413949
Congratulations, Metallia
>>3413979
Thanks for hosting
>>3413979
Placements. Close enough.
>>3413949
>>3413967
Impressive archery, well done on your victory here today.
>>3413961
I hope you don't allow anyone to actually eat you. That would be disappointing.
>>3413979
I thank you for your time Host, it was quite fun.
>>3413979
Thank you for hosting anyways bird shit.
>>3413984
Thanks.
>>3413924
The joy is for me, not you.
>>3413947
What's the opposite of dusk? I'm pretty sure they're the same.
>>3413979
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3413979
Thank you for the thing, boss.
>>3413997
It was all the bows those little guys strung up for me.
>>3413949
>>3413997
I don't even like people touching me and I spend 90% of my time inside my tank, when it's not destroyed. Take a wild guess.
>>3413910
>She makes that mocking talking motion with her hand as you speak
>>3414005
You're so selfish. Everybody needs joy in their lives.
>>3414019
If it's any consolation, both I and the god of destruction viewed you favorably.
>>3413984
>>3413997
>>3413998
>>3414011
>>3414013
It was my pleasure, my children.
>>3414019
Haha
>>3414019
Team pincushion?
>>3414020
>grabs hand
>stares
>>3414024
I have joy.
>>3414055
But you should give the chance for others to experience it as well.
>>3414019
>>3414005
Are you sure my little curious friend?
>>3414006
Some people find that worth it.
>>3414015
They crafted them well then but it was you who fired them wonderfully.
>>3414020
That doesn't sound very healthy. Outside isn't all dangers you know.
>>3414065
>>3414036
Children? If I remember well my father had a more... magnetic personality than yours.
>>3414068
kero kero
>>3414063
You could get joy if you stopped being... boring!
>>3414067
Yes, yes!
>>3414055
>She immediately squirms away, covering her hand
Don't you touch me!
>>3414067
It's a bit worse when you're also considered a heretic. And you're paranoid. And technically don't exist. Plus, the thing's practically my house.
>>3414067
Well of course. I am the greatest witch after all.
>>3414072
Kero kero~
>>3414094
Ohh?
>reaches for hand again
>>3414085
Well, I apologize if I'm not as immature and impulsive as you, but unlike you I have a name to uphold.
>>3414110
You mean Miss Boring?
>>3414103
>pets
>>3414096
And your reward.
Are any of the following here?
Akiyama Mio
Yin
M60 MBT
>>3414103
What's kero kero ?
>>3414107
>She rapidly backpedals away
>>3414151
Ribbit
>>3414085
I guess I have no choice but to believe you don't I.
>>3414094
You really have a lot on your plate don't you. All that stress must be awful.
>>3414096
The greatest? A bold claim.
>>3414151
It's frog noises.
>>3414119
I mean Shirakiin! How would people react if the daughter of such a prestigious and wealthy name behave like a 5 year old? No wait, it's not like you would understand any of it.
Fist me daddy
when are we going to finally round up the youkai and nuke them?
>>3414146
Thanks for the win card.
>>3414159
Of course.
>>3414164
Did I ask you something? No, so shut up and fix your tank
>>3414176
>lubes up
>fists
>used shit stained hand to beat Izaya into a coma
>>3414176
>fists your urethra
>>3414180
youkais did orlando
>>3414180
Some of them are cool
>>3414159
I manage. I'll kick that shrine maiden's ass one day....
>>3414180
Oh, just shut up. There's plenty that could endure it anyways.
>>3414189
Oh, so you're going to ignore the other person who answers just to insult me?
>>3414181
>pukes on tum
>>3414199
His answer was satisfying
>>3414176
>inserts fist into mouth
>reaches down to your liver
>tear it out, remove hand
>sell it like a good jew
>you enjoy this
Youkai racism games?
>>3414213
They are cute when they act seriously
>>3414209
And mine wasn't?
>>3414213
I don't like them, but frankly there's just too many to be bothered with.
>>3414200
I'll rip your finger off if you make me deal with this bullshit.
>>3414181
You at least have the confidence to back it.
>>3414199
Fights usually end up one sided with her. It's a tough goal you're reaching for.
>>3414237
No, ribbit
>>3414238
its all yours friend
>>3414155
>follows
>>3414159
What, why? I do!
>>3414165
You could behave like a 5 year old behind closed doors with me. Nobody would know,
HAHA FAT
>>3414244
Evil Eye Sigma was only a hair away from beating her back then. Just a hair. My only mistake was ever so slightly underestimating the power of those yin-yang balls.
>>3414227
Sure, why not.
THICC
>>3414244
I am one of the only and few Great Witches left any ways. So I might as well be the Greatest.
>>3414247
How about I just take your whole body, grind it up and ground it into my swamp as fertilizer.
SO THICC
>>3414256
>>3414265
Chiii...?
Fat? Thick?
THIIC
>>3414252
Information like that would always get out. Infact, you could be the person to spread it; I don't trust you.
>>3414271
i want to die so yes do it
>pukes everywhere
Fuck off Hikari
>>3414282
Don't worry, nobody will know.
>closes door
>silence
>>3414287
How about I just string you up in a tree then Ichimatsu?
>>3414252
>She pulls some strange-looking pistol out and points it at him
>>3414291
There might be cameras, or people might be peeking.
>>3414301
Don't kill me!
I have no context to any of this so im just going to watch it intently!
>>3414297
not ichimatsu but yeah string me around the fucking neck
>>3414252
Seems I caught you off guard.
>>3414262
That's always the weakness of most that choose to fight her I'm afraid.
>>3414271
Nothing wrong in seizing an opportunity.
>>3414310
Chi?
>>3414262
...Did i heard that right?
You aren't still capable of beating her?
Try to use some "tricks" against her.
>>3414305
>shuts curtains
>checks for cameras
>>3414322
Hmm?
>>3414312
Your gonna have to find a rope and tree on your own if you wanna die right now then. I'm going to bed.
>>3414316
Not at all. I'm tired now though and since I got my chocolate back I can sleep.
>>3414333
Chi. Hello.
>>3414342
Pleasant dreams.
>>3414342
>crawls into your bed
>>3414329
You're no security expert, you could easily miss a few well placed cameras. Besides, people could always try to listen from the outside.
>>3414358
Dont whore yourself just yet, I'm not leaving forever stupid bitch.
>>3414307
Then don't TOUCH me!
>>3414310
...You had to announce that?
>>3414316
When I finish rebuilding, I'll be ready. I don't care what version of her it is, I'll be ready.
>>3414326
That was years ago, it'll be different next time.
>>3414316
No, I really want to know!
>>3414361
You couldn't even act like a 5 year old if you tried, Miss Boring.
>>3414371
Why?
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