RWBYgt Trash General #83: Mr. Cuddleshell Edition
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>>3408174
Truly this might be the work of Polnareff.
First Polnareff heading the stuffed turtles all across the Quests as the persident of LIST, now Silver Chariot makes an appearance.
Just what is going on?
alright guys i got off my ass and made a pastebin
with the entire GQ so far.
Sorry it took so long
http://pastebin.com/NJ2NYxXZ
>>3408174
He's beautiful. But when did he get that hat?
>>3408996
Pottery
>>3408996
>Leroy speaks french and has a French last name.
>This weird guy looks like Silver Chariot
>Silver Chariot is Polnareff's stand.
>Polnareff is French
Leroy is the Silver Knight confirmed.
So, since Dryden has yet to draw Alban's sister, place your bets on what she looks like now.
I'm guessing she's a recolored Araragi Karen.
>>3414785
>inverted color Karen
>Mayo is Karen with the real color scheme
>Alban's sister x Mayo when?
>>3413629
I'll just say this.
The focus of MQ II will be less about "what's behind the mask?", and more "what are you going to do about it?"
>>3415119
Punch them in their stupid faces?
>>3415119
>Snu Snu
>>3416153
>Making Laurel watch as Marigold takes Krieger's robocock.
>>3416890
The Krieger cock carousel?
>>3416890
The Krieger Robocock for all.
>tfw Cinder meets Jasper
>tfw Cinder leaves him because of the ultra spaghetti
>>3418044
>Excuse me ma'm, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the flying spaghetti monster?
>>3418135
>that delicious brown tho
so wait.
we got the Todd cock
the robo cock
and then we got the knot.
whats the fuck is next?
>>3419128
Wendell's sperm packet.
>>3419128
Jasper's /massive load/
>>3419162
>Wendell having a sperm packet
I need some context.
>>3419349
Wendell's a dragonfly faunus
>>3419191
>evolution
>bro
>>3419487
Jasper x Wendell x Murasa
"Evolutionary Spitroast"
I want to lewd the legal loli
>>3419549
Which one? Soo, Gumi, Laurel, or Selena?
>>3419587
THE legal loli
>>3419587
I don't think Gumi is legal, and I don't think Laurel or Selena are lolis.
>>3419621
Gumi is at least 17, possibly 18.
>>3419621
>I don't think Laurel or Selena are lolis.
Define "loli".
>>3419549
>So you were just expecting some sexy girl?
>O-oh
>It's just me, Snails
>Sorry
>>3419890
prepubescent girls
And while Snails definitely fits that bill, Laurel or Selena definitely don't.
Well, RQ-Selena doesn't. RASScal Selena does. But that would NOT be legal...
>>3419162
>Wendell gives all the CYOA waifus the packet
>>3420094
>prepubescent girls
I'm fairly certain those aren't legal to fornicate with.
And the countries in which that happens to be legal...
Well, even if you're a pedophile with no reigns to hold you back, I'd suppose most others wouldn't be too jealous of you if you did go to one of those countries.
>>3420625
of course lolis aren't legal, which is why we call Snails "legal loli" since she looks and acts like a prepubescent girl but she's still over 18.
>>3420667
Then...
Ah you know what, I'm not going to argue with a pedophile on a mongolian tapestry image board.
Ja na.
>>3420967
I'm not into lolis, just explaining the situation and why Selena and Laurel aren't lolis.
>>3420667
>tfw your waifu is worst JQ
>Milking Wendell for sperm packets
>>3420667
I think for most people, how they act isn't really a factor. As long as they're small, petite and have a flat chest they'll fit the bill.
hey guys. want me to run GQ?
>>3421923
Sure, we got time.
>>3421923
Yiss
last time
>We found the two hunters ruby and weiss.
>After stalking them a bit (with harvery being autistic).
>You arrived at the body field of the yellow hunter.
>The hunters now stare at shock at the carnage.
Ruby begins to shake, her tears would not stop, she clutched the arm tightly, then her head whips backwards into the sky and begins to wail.
Weiss picks up the black ribbon on the ground and just stares at it for a moment, horror clear on her face. She shudders, and walks slowly back to the crying hunter.
She stops and puts her hands out, hesitating for only a moment before hugging the red hunter.
Ruby not missing a beat, turns towards her and cries on her shoulder.
You smile, this is making it almost too easy to attack them. You lick your lips, this emotion is filling you up indeed. You feel satisfaction.
And yet
You feel a small tug on your soul, an emotion foreign to you. It scratches the back of your head.
Is this what they call, pity?
Hmmm
Now is not the time to think about it.
What do?
>Attack (stats next post)
>wait
>make noise and move around, make them more scared.
>write in
STATUS: Jefe
Aura:10
HP: 30
STR: 5 + 2 (Schadenfreude)
DEX: 1
DEF: 3
SPD: 3 + 2 (Schadenfreude)
AP: 20
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Smell: see enemy stats (3AP)
Claw swipe basic attack deals 5DMG (no modifier)
Wolf howl: increases STR by 2 points to you and any allies (5AP)
Pounce: Jumps nearby enemies pinning them while you attack does 5DMG every turn (warning risky move, will be vulnerable for 2 turns) (STR added to damage) (7AP)
RIP AND TEAR: go into a berserk rage all attacks deal 2x DMG, but cannot run or evade enemy attacks. Lasts 2 turn (7AP)
Semblance: Schadenfreude: the more your opponent fears you (or any other negative emotion) the stronger you get. (this has 3 tiers, going from weak, strong and full panic) every level adds +1 to STR and SPD. (passive)
Comet punch: a strong punch filled with malice deals 5DMG (STR modifier)
STATUS: David
HP: 20
STR: 2
DEX: 4
DEF: 2
SPD: 3
AP: 30
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Constrict: can hold a single enemy in coils for 3 turns causing 10 damage every turn. Vulnerable to outside attacks. (DEX) 7AP
Heat sense: can see enemies behind walls and can be used to see other enemies statuses.
Bite: normal attack deals 5 damage. (STR) 0AP
Poison spit: deals 3 damage every turn (DEX) 4AP (does not stack)
Iron skin: reduces damage by how much your DEF is, lasts 5 turns
Spring coil: curls up into a coil and launches himself towards an enemy. 2DMG penetrates aura (SPD+STR) 5AP
Evade: basic move
REVENGE MODE: All damage given to david is reduced by 90% and the full damage is reflected to the enemy. Lasts 4 turns.
ARTIC DEATH: (super mode only) icy breath, used 2 times freezes enemies solid giving 2x DMG (each breath does 8 DMG)
Shock and awe: can grab an enemy and paralyze them with your venom. (5AP)
>HARVEY IS SUPPORTING: I will roll for harvey's attacks and if he hit. (Happens every other turn.)
>>3422120
>Make them fear you
>>3422120
>attack
>pounce (since they're hugging: can we pounce both at the same time? if not: pounce Weiss)
&
>poison spit (Ruby)
closing in ten
toddlercon
>>3422595
Valentine go home
>>3422595
>sputtering intensifies
Todd and Mari swap places and have to live the other's life.
What happens? What changes? What doesn't change?
>>3423136
>Mari inherits Todd's harem
Oh jeez.
>>3423136
>swap places
Well, Laurel would never be in a relationship with Todd. Todd would get that harem though. Ticking with Ty. Swordfighting with Alban.
Hell, Todd might even get teen Rufus out of his "sex is a nuisance" attitude and make him a little slut like he did with Chloe.
On the other hand, I think Mari would be able to keep all of Todd's girls entertained. She's got experience with girls after all.
>>3423193
>implying Todd wouldn't help Rufus get laid
>>3423136
Todd wouldn't earn Beth's ire by getting too close to Leroy, so they'll probably be buddy buddy, not to mention he can handle the bantz. Todd might be a bit too lewd for Maya though.
>>3423345
>too lewd for the girl fondling her own breats regularly
btw, Dry, if you read this:
Is there a reason why Maya does/did that?
>>3423345
Todd would get Maya.
>Todd uses Maya's wand on her as a sex toy.
>>3423398
That's what we have the TC9000 for.
Most girls would be okay with that.
sorry this took to long. I thought watching jojo as background noise would help me. It did not
This is your chance!
ALL OUT ATTACK!
You jump from the tree line with unnatural speed, you barely feel the ground beneath your feet.
The two hunters jump, at the sound of you barreling out of the forest, eyes widening as your almost upon them.
Weiss, realizing their position pushes ruby out of the way.
You, pounce on the white one, and start tearing into her. Her aura protects her, but you are whittleing it down little by little.
Aura remaining: 28
Jefe AP: 12
Ruby is on her feet in a instant her weapon in hand, she pulls back to slice you off.
When poison is spit into her face, by david causing her to jump backwards, to try and get it off her eyes.
AURA: 12 (-3 every turn for 2 turns)
Ap: 26
Ruby grits her teeth, her aura flickering.
Ability revealed: Extreme speed (dodges grapple moves and can attack twice, evading does the same as dodge and cannot completely evade damage.)
What david do?
>attack
>defend
>write in
Jefe is stuck in pounce
>Harvey attacks this turn!
>>3423428
David continues his attack on ruby with a spring coil
closing in 5
>>3423426
>Mari in a world where the TC 9000 exists but she'll never encounter the real thing
That's Beesting levels of suffering right there.
>>3423686
She'll have her chance when LIST activates their master plan and ports all of the MCs into the same universe.
>>3423398
I think Mari would probably lose at least Izzy and Ciel. She'd probably keep Deery around with a TC, but she probably wouldn't be as interested without the real thing. Valentine seems to prefer dicks, but she still disciplined Jill, she's probably open to anyone so ling as they're interesting enough
21 AP remains
David does not relent, he immediately curls up, each muscle becoming taunt with energy.
He release and is sent flying into the stomach of ruby.
A loud crack is heard, and she is thrown backwards into a tree.
9 aura remains.
18HP left
She gets back up, her eye become steely, and she readies her weapon.
But you feel her fear rising
Ruby: Schadenfreude lvl 2
STR+1
SPD+1
It invigorates you and you tear into Weiss some more cracking her aura
Aura:15
Her aura lights up, an unknown force pushing you off. You fall on your back a yard away, but are on your feet in moments.
You look at Weiss and a glowing circle is in front of her.
She jumps away and regroups with ruby.
Both point their weapons at you. Ready for anything
ABILITY REVEALED GLYPH: Piercing moves no longer work on either her or her teammates. Her speed and dex are raised by 2 and each of her attacks drain AP.
HARVEY ROLLS: NATURAL 1
You look back, at Harvey wondering where the bird may be.
You see him on the ground digging into the dirt, it seems he found something.
THAT WONT HELP YOU THOUGH.
Harvey is out of battle for 3 turns.
Ruby dashes forward at you Scythe at hand, she is right in front of you and you prepare yourself to block it.
Then she slides.
You don’t expect it, she goes right between your legs and flips back onto her feet. She strikes from behind.
Meanwhile Weiss, runs in zig zags confusing both heads of david. A glyph appears on the ground, it launches her up into the sky.
She dives straight towards David, weapon ready to plunge into one of his heads.
What Jefe do?
>counter attack (get hit for full DMG but use basic attack against enemy)
>dodge: try and move out of the way, reduces DMG by ½
>Evade: Completely evade attack (2AP)
What David do?
>counter attack
>dodge:
>Evade: (2AP)
>>3424231
Jefe
>counter attack
David
>evade
closing in 5
>>3424231
Jefe: Dodge
David: Dodge
>>3424012
Y'know, sometimes I forget about Deery. I wonder how she's doing anyway, aside from being in prison and not getting any.
You move as fast as you can to try and dodge the massive blade.
She much to fast however and slices your side
-5 aura
In that same moment the spins and slices your other side.
-5 aura
AURA SHATTERED!
Before she can strike again, you jump out of harm’s way.
Breathing heavier than before.
Meanwhile david, looking for Weiss sees a shadow, it gets bigger and bigger, before realizing she was above him.
Her blade pierces.
Into the ground, right next to righty’s head.
19AP remains
David jumps at Weiss fangs at ready, but is pushed back by the glyph. He lands next to you.
Both of you look at each other and nod.
Sorry guy done for the night. will run tomorrow.
What did you guys think of the fight?
Any tips on how I can make it better?
>>3424792
Next time we play TQ (if ever), we could give Ciel a quick text.
Mari x Yulia
"Amazon 4 lyfe"
>>3424803
It was alright, every RWBY CYOA needs their fight scenes somewhere.
>>3425875
Yulia x Stefen x Morrie
Educational
>>3425875
Valentine x Keppel
Dr. Feelgood
>>3426002
what would
>Cuddleshell x Snugglesnapper x Prettyscales x Gumi's Turtle
be?
>>3423136
Swapping Mari in TQ seems hard, like harem wise it's really hard due to their taste.
[spoiler]To make it interesting have Gumi switch roles as Soo "Snails" and vice versa[/spoiler]
>>3426118
Bring me four teens with attitude!
Hey I'm the anon that made the little hivemind Jaune from a thread ago
anyone want me too continue?
>>3426258
Sure
>>3426258
I'd be interested, however I really need to go to sleep. I might be around only for the first vote, maybe the second also.
>>3426258
yes continue
>>3426258
Sure, would love to see Jaune spilling alot of spaghetti
>Last time
>We woke up to the sounds of sergeant pepper and Geoff whispering in our ears like forbidden lovers
>We poke Nora, acting like cool kids and going to sleep once again
>Got woken up by Pyrrha,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDgn4OTnjU&index=1&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA
You put on your normal clothes, looking at the business suit that your mother packed in for you and dismissing it
-WOOP WOOP LOOKS LIKE /FA/GGOTS ARE RUINING THIS PLACE
MY JAUNE IS A PURE BOY, HE DOESNT NEED TO BE RUINED BY YOU SHITHEADS-
Okay, why are you thinking these toughts?! are you going crazy?
"Jaune" Pyrrha says, pointing at the clock in the room "Class? Remember?"
>[anon answer] I'm Coming! Calm down!
>[/fa/ answer] EXCUSE ME?! Do you know how hard it is for me to look like this, I need at least 10 minutes, MINIMUM!
>[Jaune answer] R-right! I'm so sorry! I don't know what happed!
>>3426479
[x] anon answer
>>3426479
>[/fa/ answer]
>>3426479
>/fa/ [spoiler]fa fa[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtGlWOIec40
>>3426479
Full /fa/
>>3426479
>[anon answer}
>>3426479
Something inside you explodes as you talk back to Pyrrha
"EXCUSE ME?!" You shout at Pyrrha making her recoil somewhat, Nora and Ren looking at you for a while
"Do you even know how hard it is for me to look like this? Do you?! news flash! that pony tail with that hair? tells me you don't" A complete silence overwashes the room, you're not even controlling what you said "So I need at least 10 minutes.....Minimum!"
Pyrrha just looks at you a little before leaving "I thought you looked nicer when I met you"
Being nice is not a good excuse for not being FABULOUS
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtGlWOIec40
Ten minutes later (5 which were you looking at yourself in the mirror) You step out of the room, walking in such a way that only shows your SEXIEST side, gaining more looks from the girls than ever before
you've never been like this! what's happening to you today? it just feels so right to do this stuff all of a sudden
-THAT'S GOOD FORM, HIT IT LIKE A BLACK CHILD WITH DRUGS-
-C'MON KID SHOW THOSE GLUTES-
>Cont
FUCKING /fa/ RUINING EVERYTHING
>>3426724
You open the door to the classroom, looking absolutely FABULOUS
A girl with brown hair and a purse looks at you while raising an eyebrow, eyeing you up with a smile on her face
even Pyrrha stays looking at you more that she would want to
"Jaune Arc, first class and already late" The -HOT MILF- teacher says as she looks at you with a glare that stays on you for too long "Take a seat"
>[anon answer]Sit beside (Specify)
>[Jaune answer] Sit next to Pyrrha, and feel the urge to apologize
>[anon answer] Specify
>>3426838
[x] Jaune answer
>>3426838
>[Jaune answer] Sit next to Pyrrha, and feel the urge to apologize
>>3426838
Lets be in character for once.
>Jaune Answer
>>3426838
>[anon answer] Sit beside Coco
>>3426838
You sit next to your team, not needing to pose at all to sit, since your FABULOUS meter is pretty much full
-WHO THE FUCK WANTS ARKOS TO SUCCEED-
-EY MAN FUCK YOU, YOU LANCASTER FUCK-
-LET'S BE IN CHARACTER FOR ONCE YOU FUCKS-
-/FA/ RUINS EVERYTHING YET AGAIN-
Your thoughts are creeping you out, but you dont feel the need to worry, I'ts almost like they were with you this whole time
You still can't shake the feeling that this is something wrong, it feels wrong
"Don't you need your beauty sleep?" Pyrrha says as she scoffs at you "go and take your butt somewhere else"
So she was looking at your butt!
>[Anon answer] "Look for the sake of Arkos, I need to apologize right now"
>[Jaune answer] "L-look Pyrrha I'm sorry I yelled at you, It was uncalled for, I'm just very jumpy today"
>[anon answer] Specify
Guess we gonna call this AnonArcQuest?
>>3427055
I guess we could
>>3427042
>[anon answer] Specify "So you WERE looking at my butt!"
>>3427080
Seconding
>>3427042
>Apologize profusely, then slink off to a different empty seat like a kicked puppy
>>3427042
>"L-look Pyrrha I'm sorry I yelled at you, It was uncalled for, I'm just very jumpy today"
>>3427080
This
If Arkos is happening it won't be little bitch arkos
>>3427042
"So you were looking at my butt!" You answer almost instantly
"N-no I wasnt" Pyrrha aswers getting flustered, Nora getting a massive grin after hearing it
"Ohmygod! Pyrrha! Didnt know that side of you! so tell me! what's his butt like? tellme!"
"You saw his butt too!" Pyrrha forgets you and is now arguing with Nora about who saw what butt
"w-what! I didn't!"
"You did!"
"Nuh-huh!"
"Class!" The teacher shouts as Pyrrha and Nora remain quiet, "I assume you'll want to participate in the sparring session today, right?"
Your mind kinda goes numb the moment she said sparring
-TROUGH THE GATES OF HELL-
You're getting scared
-AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtGlWOIec40
>[/k/ answer] "PRIMO VICTORIA"
>[/asp/ answer] drop your weapons and just tape your fists, then jump into the arena
>[THERE IS NO JAUNE ANSWER]
>[Anon answer} specify
>>3427376
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
>>3427376
[x] /k/ answer
>>3427376
>>[/k/ answer] "PRIMO VICTORIA"
>>3427376
>[/k/ answer] "PRIMO VICTORIA"
I like me some fist fighting, but you sold me over with sabaton
>>3427376
>Making Jaune a /k/ommando
Going /k/
Something pure washes over you, filling you with excitement and joy
"PRIMO VICTORIA" You shout, not being able to control yourself, making Glynda flinch a little as she sees you
"To know such a language" Glynda says as she looks at you surprised "Well it seems you're eager enough"
Eager doesn't give it justice, as you don't even take the stairs, and just jump towards the center of the arena, taking out your sword and shield
"WHO WANTS SOME, AVE, GLYNDA, MORITURI TE SALUTANT" shouting in languages you didnt even know existed
Glynda just look at you like someone looks a crazed dog "Please don't"
"Looks like someone needs to be put a few pegs down" a guy with the form of a steryotipical jock says as he drops down to the arena, taunting you with his eyes.
-KILL CARDIN-
-DON'T KILL CARDIN-
-I WANT TO BE FUCKED BY CARDIN-
Soon the bell is rung and Cardin (How the hell do you know his name?) runs towards you
>[/k/ answer] Begin trashing about like a motherfucking knight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE
>[/asp/ answer] KRAV MAGA, CRUSH HIS BALLS, POKE HIS EYES, BITE HIS TOUNGE
>[Jaune answer] Regret everything
>>3427712
[x] /k/ answer
gotta commit
>>3427712
/k/, no brakes
>>3427712
>>[/k/ answer] Begin trashing about like a motherfucking knight
>>3427712
>[/k/ answer] Begin trashing about like a motherfucking knight
>>3427712
even tough, you see everyone else doing flashy stunts and jumping in the air 5 times as high as you, something deep within you is shouting at them, saying how impractical and stupid they look, today was the day to prove them.
You move very little, your eyes showing crazed blood lust in them, Cardin walking confidently towards you and throwing his axe in...
oh wow, once you get a hold of yourself, you see how fucking telegrphed his moves are, Jesus i'ts like he's screaming at you where he's going to hit
You stick to your shield, hardly moving at all, dodging his moves and blocking with ease, the as he throws one of his spinning axe moves or something like that, you step in and mash your shield to the front of his head, following with a slash of your sword directly to your head as well.
All this head concussion tells you that you should buy a helmet
even tough the aura took most of those hits, cardin still gets a little bit groggy "Don't thi-"
Whatever he said, it dosent really matter since he just received another shield to the face, followed by way to many hits with the pommel of your sword.
All to the head
He hits the floor after the 21th consecutive hit, all in all, you just moved about 5 meters and didn't jumped once.
the whole classroom stays silent as they see what looks like a complete psycopath leave the resident jock knocked out on the floor
"Interesting...technique..Mr. Arc" -CHRISTMAS CAKE- says as she lifts orders some people to take Cardin to the nurse "Was it self taught"
>[/k/ answer] "Just the way it's supposed to be sir"
>[Jaune answer] "I't just came to by itself, It felt like a blur"
>[anon answer] specify
>>3428125
[x] anon answer: "I learned everything I know from a video series on SchneeTube"
>>3428158
This
>>3428158
Thirded
>>3428125
Professor CHRISTMAS CAKE is mai waifu.
>>3428158
"I learned everything I know from a video series on Schneetube"
the girl in wh -WEISS- Weiss, just looks at you strangely, you can hear her saying "I thought nobody watched my channel..."
"Quite...amusing" Glynda hotcakes says as she looks at you, waiting for you to snap or something like that
thankfully (You don't even feel like you should say thankfully) it dosent happen, you take the stairs and sit next to your group
from behind you Nora grabs you by the shoulders "That was AWESOME, wow! I didn't know we had such a guy like you in our team! I didn't even know a guy like you existed! does that channel talk about hammers?! can you teach me how to be all gritty and cool?! pleasepleaseplease!"
"Uh sure" You say, controlling your physche once more.
Although you don't know for how long.
(I'm gonna stop for now today, any comments? they're appreciated.)
(Any shenanigans you want hivemind Jaune to get into?)
>>3428439
>shenanigans
Jaune walking in on naked Pyrrha? Jaune attempting stealth masturbation when Nora and Ren won't leave the room?
>>3428477
let me rephrase that
any HEALTHY AND PURE sheneanigans where I don't have to write porn
>>3428439
>Some shenanigans
Jaune being a dick to Neptune, being Coco's dress up doll, and possibly accidentally going face first into Yang's breasts.
>>3428578
Actually, I'm still sticking to Jaune being a full dick to Neptune for his affection of Weiss.
>>3428477
Jaune succeeding because baby dick.
Jaune cucked because baby dick.
Jaune becomes a serial killer because baby dick.
Actually I still have some time before I tune out completely.
anyone want more Jaune misadventures?
>>3428742
Yes
>>3428742
More AnonArcQuest? Eh why not?
>>3428742
Some days passes, you manage to get to known your team more than before, even tough they saw your stint before, you've haven't had any other "Incident" like last time (Apart from starting to calling Ruby in a strange and different way)
But honestly? You want it to happen once more.
You've become so COMPETENT and mostly everything you do while letting your "friends" take control, and they don't seem to bear any ill will either, they're just very...expressive.
You sit in the lunch table, Nora promised that she would bring the food, and effectively, she does. having 4 trays in her arms filled to the brim with different assortment of foods taken randomly
"Bon apetit!" Nora says as she drops a tray in front of you
>[/ck/ answer] "Excuse me? how the fuck am I gonna eat sweet with salty, and did you put ketchup on the steak? talking about the stake, did you somehow got the most burnt one?Jesus christ"
>[/fit/ answer] start eating like a fucking pig, then hit the gym, it's good for bulking muscle bro
>[/a/ answer] "Itadakimasu!"
>[Jaune answer] "Uuuh thanks...Nora"
>>3429160
[x] /a/ answer
>>3429160
>Jaune goes full weeb
/a/ desu
>>3429160
>[/fit/ answer] start eating like a fucking pig, then hit the gym, it's good for bulking muscle bro
Time for GAINS
>>3429160
>[/a/ answer]
"Itadakimasu!" you say in a singing voice before eating from the plate, it isn't about a minute later that nobody in your table is taking a bite, just looking at you eat. Nora specially about to crack the biggest grin ever
Which by the way you were eating with chopsticks
and soy sauce
and it is only until now that you register just what the hell you just said
>[anon answer] "i-it's a saying from where I come from"
>[anon answer] spill the spaghetti, spill it hard
>[Jaune answer] "U-uh I don't know why that happened"
>[anon answer] Specify
>>3429406
[x] "It's a phrase from my homeland. Roughly translated, it is 'Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub.'"
>>3429406
>[/a/ answer] "What's the matter filthy gaijin? Is superior nippon table etiquette a joke to you?"
okay it seems everyone went off for the night
I'll continue the quest some other day
So is CYOA dead? Seems like we haven't heard from him lately. Did his truck crash? Did Texas finally get their hands on him?
>>3430389
Yes
>>3430389
Blame the FCC. Apparently there is some law that says I MUST be throttled if I go over 23 GB on my phone data. Doesn't matter the carrier. It's plain the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
>>3430917
It takes about five minutes of trying to actually post anything so I stopped trying. Thank God I didn't get"unlimited" data. They told me it doesn't matter.
>>3429406
>Spill tze spaghetti, spill them hard
>>3431005
Dang, that sucks
>>3429477
This.
>Neon meets CYOA protagonists
>She goes full meta
Sleepy here, gonna resume WQ. Placing cameos left and right, how you anons doing?
>>3434091
Agent Maine Meta or LIST Meta?
>>3435204
I would prefer the ladder, but if she was secretly the agent of LIST. It would be beyond pottery.
So is Jasper from JQ supposed to look like Jasper from SU?
>>3435923
>brown
>yellow eyes
m8
>>3435950
technically, they're Amber.
but if skin- and eyecolor are enough to be supposed to look like someone, then I'm obviously supposed to look like Hitler.
any anons here?
Want to continue AnonDArc Quest?
>>3436835
Sure, was waiting for updates here. Go ahead. We need archive for AnonDArcQuest
im here
go ahead
>>3436835
sure, shoot
>>3436835
I'm only here for a few more minutes, but yes. I'm loving it so far.
Speaking of questing, possibly some slow going RASS tonight.
Last time
>We went Kommando
>We destroyed monty's vision of flashy fights by fighting like an actual fucking knight
>Pyrrha grew an innermost desire to caress our butt
>We went full weeb in front of ALL THE COOL KIDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx8SgHxgyg
"J-jaune?" Nora says at you, basically fighting her way to not burst out laughing "W-what was that you just said?"
"I-itarikamasu?" Pyrrha says as well, hardly controlling herself
meanwhile Ren just looks at you confused
Hell you yourself are confused as hell
-FILTHY GAIJINS-
-THIS IS NOT FUCKING ANIME, WHO THE FUCK TOUGHT THIS WAS FUCKING ANIME-
-WE THIS SHIT DOESNT BELONG IN /CO/ EITHER-
-EY MAN FUCK YOU-
>[Anon answer] "what? you haven't seen someone saying thank you? I'm just cultured as fuck"
>[Anon answer]Spill your fucking spaghetti
>[Jaune answer] "I-I'm sorry about that, Don't know where that came"
>>3437060
>"what? you haven't seen someone saying thank you? I'm just cultured as fuck"
>>3437060
>[Jaune answer] "I-I'm sorry about that, Don't know where that came"
>>3437060
>this far and none of Jaune's voices talked about harem yet
I am disappoint
>spaghetti time
>>3437094
changing mine to
>spaghetti
>>3437093
Seconding
>>3437176
Then again, changing to Spaghetti.
I wanna see Jaune spill so hard.
>Jaune going full /b/tard
Oh god
>>3437060
A wave of insecuredness fils you over as the world speeds itself up, forcing you to act
"Hehe...uh...nice joke right guys? I-I was just talking in different languages and all of-"
The grip you had with your chopsticks loosens, and the spaghetti you had in your them spills all over your tray
"O-oh jeez. Haha guess the spaghetti found it funny too guys! look at him...just...falling on the floo-tray and laughing" you make a weird smile as you try to pick it up, but it's to hard picking it up the individual strands
So you just grab it with your hands and put it in the plate again without really thinking it
the faces that were about to laugh now just look at you pitifully, going back to eat by themselves
-REAL FUCKING SMOOTH THERE-
It wasnt me! It was you guys!
-NO I MEAN, THAT WAS ACTUALLY SMOOTH, YOUR HAREM IS BUILDING SLOWLY, THIS IS ANIME 101 FOR FUCKS SAKE-
-IT'S NOT ANIME REEEEEE-
-HAREM ENDING, HAREM ENDING, HAREM ENDING-
Guys what are you even talking about
-FUCK YOU, LANCASTER IS THE WAY TO GO!-
and then your head fills with silence....
>Cont
>>3437407
suddenly THOUSANDS of voices start shouting in your head, all of them saying stuff like "Lancaster, Arkos, and Whiteknight" among other criptical phrases
it was never this bad!
it hurts...a lot!
"Guys I'm gonna excuse myself for a minute" You say almost whimpering in pain, making a grimace as you leave the cafeteria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii98e_zDBuU&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA&index=23
your head is beating, screaming, shouting and dancing. the voices becoming more monstruous.
about a minute of this, you start running in pure deseperation, hoping to find something to ease the pain
you smash your head in a wall quite repeatedly, just to calm yourself, the moment you draw blood the voices stop suddenly
-Jaune? Jaune. it's okay-
-Yeah, relax-
-We just wan't your input in one simple choice-
-Yeah-
just one decision?
-yup-
-what word do you find more appealing?-
-White knight? Lancaster? or Arkos?-
>"White knight? I guess?"
>"Lancaster sounds okay"
>"Arkos?"
>Say nothing
>Specify
>>3437518
>Noah's Ark
>>3437518
>Suicide.
>>3437518
Noah's Arc
If possible to go full /y/, Lie and Cheat
>>3437518
>arkos?
>>3437560
the fuck is noah's ark?
>>3437518
>arkos
best ship
even if it will never come true.
>>3437616
>Noah's Arc
It's Jaune and Nora.
>Noah's Ark
or
>Arkos
Choose wisely
>>3437687
lancaster
>>3437693
Sorry, my knowledge of shipping is shit.
Changing >>3437591 to Arkos.
Okay then Arkos it is
writing now
I'm sorry Lancasters, I'll consider an heroing now.
"Arkos I guess? It sounds nice" You say outloud, thankfuly you were in an empty area so nobody woud see you act like a madman
-OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING ARKOS-
-DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE DIES?-
-I DIDNT KNOW SOMEONE LIKED NECROPHILIA-
What are you guys even talking about?! Who's gonna die?!
"Jaune?" Pyrrha says as she peeks her head trough the a corner of the wall"Are you okay?" it is wen she notices your head bleeding that she decides you're not okay
"Oh my god! Jaune! what happened?!" Pyrrha says as she take a piece of cloth and presses it on your forehead "Are you okay?!"
"Yeah I'm okay" You answer defeated, today was NOT a good day "Look I'm sorry I acted like an idiot"
"Like the first day of class?" Pyrrha says laughing a little
"Y-yeah, like the first day of class" You say laughing alongside her, altough more akwardly
-FUCK THE CORPSE-
-GUYS, SPOILERS-
-FUCK THE CORPSE-
-TECHNICALLY YOU HAVE TO FUCK THE ASHES-
What are you guys even talking about?!
-FUCK THE ASHES-
You put your hand on your head, feeling the voices grow wilder again
"Jaune? I think you should go to the nurse" Pyrrha says in -THAT FUCKING GRATING VOICE OF HERS-
.....
Okay so what the fuck is happening?!
-Jaune don't mind them, they're just salty you're not fucking an UNDERAGED GIRL-
-OR FUCKING A UPPITY RICH BITCH-
-Or fucking neptune?-
-Or killing neptune? FIFY-
Pyrrha looks at you as you struggle to open your eyes from all the voices arguing, she decides to grab you and heads straight to the nurse
>[anon answer] Push her away and walk towards your room
>[anon answer] grab her even tighte, secretly hoping to sneak in a feel
>[Jaune answer] let her take you to the nurse
>>3438047
>let her take you to the nurse
Pyrrha's not into us yet, let's wait before we make a move
>not fucking an UNDERAGED GIRL
I'm pretty sure Pyrrha is underage too, like all first-year students
>>3438047
>[Jaune answer] let her take you to the nurse
>>3438047
[x] Jaune Answer
>>3438047
>>[Jaune answer] let her take you to the nurse
Well, if we're going the Arkos route, then just being Jaune should have her ready to jump dick in a week.
>>3438116
Well you're not exactly going for Arkos route, you just said that Arkos as a word sounds nice.
Everything can happen m8
>>3438169
>The only chance to take Pyrrha to Fade To Black Land and people want Jaune to cock Ruby.
Jeez, guys.
>>3438095
>I'm pretty sure Pyrrha is underage too, like all first-year students
They're 17, which is legal in a fair few countries. I doubt they'll bring up something like the AoC in RWBY anyway.
You let Pyrrha take you to the nurse, not letting anything happen on the way there
to yourself of course
you're left in the nurse office for the day, some small stitches later and your given a day to rest.
I'ts almost surprising that nobody asked why you had your forehead busted open, maybe they knew you would snap again sonner or later
the next day you wake up late, knowing that you were give a leave to rest your wounds
you take 7 minutes to prepare yourself, you had already made yourself an habit of getting as fabulous as possible, tough it was hard without the help of the voices
Once you're prepared you breathe in the outside air from the window
>[anon answer] "time to masturbate all day and watch anime!"
>[/trash/ answer] "Boy I would like to see some fresh OC!"
>[/fit/ answer] "Time to bulk up some muscle bro"
>[Jaune answer] "I'll just walk around and see the sights"
>[anon answer] specify
>>3438452
Man, that first one sounds entirely like me.
>>3438452
>>[Jaune answer] "I'll just walk around and see the sights"
>>3438447
AoC and "underage" are two different things.
>>3438452
>[/trash/ answer] "Boy I would like to see some fresh OC!"
We should try to communicate with the voices. Like, "hey anons, we're anons too. But we're in control, fuck you!"
>>3438525
Not terribly so. AoC is what a lot of people refer to for 'underage'
Since we're talking about fucking and not smoking or drinking, they're effectively the same thing.
>>3438452
/trash/
Looks like we're going META
>>3438571
>Jaune makes an OC that has the pure confidence he doesn't
>He's a doctor like mama Arc wanted him to be
>He's got manageable hair
>Does stripping on the side to work that Charisma stat
>Jayne's OC is Todd.
"Boy I would like to see some fresh OC!" you splurt out loud, not even knowing what the hell you just said
[hey anons, we're anons too. But we're in control, fuck you!]
-THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE-
-*INCEPTION NOISES*-
-*DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES*-
Okay today is just weirder than before!
before you can argue with your voices once again, you hear a shout from behind the door, you carefully open the door and peek at what's happening, only to see
>Okay /trash/ flex those creative muscles! give me a pic alongside
>NAME
>WEAPON
>FAVORITE COLOR
>PERSONALITY
>BACKGROUND
I'll choose the best one. Ridiculous shit will be ignored so try and keep it civil.
>>3438742
no semblance for the OC?
>>3438839
shit right
>NAME
>WEAPON
>FAVORITE COLOR
>PERSONALITY
>BACKGROUND
>SEMBLANCE
fixed
>>3438742
Todd Colorful.
Knife.
Cyan.
Todd.
Med student turned stripper brought from another world to Remnant.
>>3438742
>>3438742
>NAME
Felicia Brown (Also known as CINT)
>WEAPON
Whirligig Saw/Tommy Gun.
>FAVORITE COLOR
Green.
>PERSONALITY
Best Girl.
>BACKGROUND
Worked as support for Hunters. Now a Huntress herself.
>SEMBLANCE
Leaves behind body doubles to fake death (see Deadringer from TF2).
>>3438931
Aw that's a sick sembl-
>CINT isn't dead
Ooooooooooooooo
>>3438931
dude if you say "best girl" then I'll just write her as Ruby
>>3438742
>NAME
Carmen Rider
>WEAPON
Chain whip (that uses dust to put fire, lightning etc on the whip)
>COLOR
Dark blue
>PERSONALITY
has a easygoing attitude, but gets angry real easily.
>BACKGROUND
is the first person in her family to become a hunter, wants to put her family name into history.
>SEMBLANCE
able to harden any surface on her body or touching it. Including her weapon turning it into a club.
>>3438742
>NAME
Cosmo Quintus
>WEAPON
Just a little, but sharp, paper knife
>FAVORITE COLOR
greenish-yellow
>PERSONALITY
Pretty arrogant when combat and fights are concerned, but outside of the battlefield he's okay. A good cook, a terrible dancer, knows his ways arounds both sexes and spends a lot of his free doing nothing, just creepily staring at the ceiling. He's egoistic, but as long as you find a way to convince him helping you will help him in the long run, he'll do anything for you.
On the other hand, if he helps someone "just like that", you can be sure he considers this person a valuable asset.
He also knows a lot about flowers because...
>BACKGROUND
His parents are divorced but still live and run a flower shop together. He always bullied his little brother to prepare him for "harsh reality", and his parents were always too busy with running the shop or arguing to bother about their oldest son being a little shit.
>SEMBLANCE
"Lambda" - fucking spacetime control man. Contract, expand, rotate, bulge, distort, whatever man. Even cut spacetime in half.
Imagine: Just dismember your enemy but not cutting his limbs off, just offset spacetime.
That's why he doesn't need more than a paper knife to fucking win, man.
Looks like Kimihito because imagination is for people with imagination.
>>3438931
>Leaves behind body doubles to fake death
>>3438978
As you look trough the door you see a girl with jet black hair and a dark blueish armor talking quite sternly to a bandaged Cardin
That and a crying Velvet sitting in the floor
-THEY'RE BULLYING THE BUNNY-
-DON'T YOU KNOW THE BUNNY IS FOR BULLYING?-
-I WANNA FUCK THE BUNNY-
-I WANNA FUCK THE OC-
-I WANNA HAVE CARDIN'S KIDS-
Do you guys ever had sex?
Suddenly the voices go extremely quiet, none of them demanding anything for a while, letting you FOR ONCE do something your way
which you honestly don't know what to do
>Interrupt the discussion
>Keep watching
>Sneak in and help Velvet get up
>>3439251
Help the bun. It will make future bullying more effective.
>>3439251
>Sneak in and help Velvet get up
Finally a CYOA where I can sexually bully the bun.
>Do you guys ever had sex?
How about you, Jaune?
>>3439283
Seconding.
>>3439251
help the bun
>Do you guys ever had sex?
having kids is a nightmare man.
so, read any good fanfics/greentexts recently?
But... I have had sex...
>>3439380
nah mate. everytime we talk about those its usually NO FUN ALLOWED, on the other one.
Here we just kinda are stuck on Cyoa's
>>3439427
There's no one to impress anon.
>>3439251
sneaking like a fox, you slink right past the black haired girl and kneel towards Velvet
"Need help girl?" You say, offering a hand to the Bunny
She nods as she wipes the tears from her face
[what about you Jaune?]
Huh?
[Sex]
....I don't think it's the time fo-
[having kids is a nightmare man]
the voices seem different this time, more calm, more methodical, still spouting insanity, but they seem more powerful this time
you start to retreat alongside Velvet, putting her arm over your shoulders and lifting her up
"What happened?" you say as you start leaving the scene
"That Cardin" she sniffes as she walks alongside you "e' wouln't stop pulling ma' ears"
-LIKE EVERY MAN SHOULD-
Shut up guys
"Is that bad?" You ask Velvet, away from the people so she can have a time to rest
"of cor'se i'ts bad! Ma' ears are very sensitive!" She says in that accent of hers
-Jaune? Jaune-
-Sexually assault the bunny-
Wait what?!
"Thank's Jaune...you're *sniff* a nice guy" Velvet says as she looks at you with a smile, turning her back at you but not moving away.
>[anon answer] "Say Velvet, just how do your ears exactly work?" while starting to hug her
>[anon answer] sligtly bite her ears
>[Jaune answer] Back the fuck out before your brain gets anymore stupid ideas
>>3439601
damn, I've been off any rwbyg sincce the end of march, don't CYOAs have their own board now though? why not do this there?
>>3439669
This is there.
You got lost on the way to RWBY/RTg didn't you?
>>3439633
Check if she has people ears too.
>>3439633
>>[anon answer] "Say Velvet, just how do your ears exactly work?" while starting to hug her
you know there was a greentext i read long ago about a team called AAAA
and it was just 4 anons, who would argue all day, fuck up but somehow survive any encounter.
Why hasnt anyone made a story of that yet. It was hilarious.
>>3439727
Seconding plus hug
>>3439778
the greatest rwbyg team
alongside SLAM
>>3439829
I liked all the exta stuff that just sprung out of it
> worship of Glorious Glynd
>random vehicles hdden in the best locations
> the camraderie with SLAM
[spoiler] i may also be biased because I ws the one who wrote the inclusion of the doof wagon [/spoiler]
something primal within you take over your body, as you close the distance between Velvet and you
"Say Velvet, just how do your ears exactly work?" you say as your arms slink towards Velvet's waist and remain there
"H-huh? T-they ju' work like r-regular ears" Velvet says while stuttering "J-jus' more sensitive"
"really? Sensitive in what kind of way" You say, trying to fight talking anymore, this is not who you are, but gaining some form of twisted pleasure from it. the same like the first day of school, it just comes of naturally
"J-jus' sensitive" Velvet says as her face becomes red, your crotch pushing against her, as a raging boner pokes her pants "J-Jaune p-please stop"
>[anon answer] "You sure" as you lightly bit her ear
>[anon answer] let her go, you've had your fun
>[Jaune answer] Regain control and nope the fuck out of there
>>3439981
>>[anon answer] let her go, you've had your fun
>apologize, something along the lines of "Sorry, you're just so pretty, I don't know what got into me."
I want her to like us.
But even if you terrible guys want to bully her, you will want her to like us.
>[anon answer] let her go, you've had your fun
also play it off like it was an accident.
>>3440035
Second
>>3440035
Thirding
>>3439981
WOAH jeez. This is [Glass him] levels of misinterpreted.
I just wanted to see if she had human ears, not sexually assault her in the hallway.
>>3440035
You let go of Velvet, exuding confidence that you never thought you would have
"Sorry Velvet, I just don't know what got into me...." you say, never dropping the smile that you have
[play it off like an accident]
"It was an accident really" You say confidently, Velvet just blushes profusely and leaves without saying anything
-ALPHA-
-THIS IS THE JAUNE WE WANT-
You relax against the wall, surprised at how much confidence you had
After a while the same girl you saw fighting with Cardin before appears before you, breathing heavily "Mr..Have you seen....a faunus...with rabbit ears?"
>[anon answer] "No"
>[anon answer] "What for?"
>[Jaune answer] "Um yeah she just went that way"
>[anon answer] specify
>>3440297
[Anon answer] comes with a high level of contextual risk.
>>3440408
>>[anon answer] "What for?"
I WILL LEWD MY OWN OC SO HELP ME.
>>3440297
your interpretation was overshadowed by a bunch of horny anons
besides, the bunny was literally designed for assaulting, sexually is just a subcategory, she probably left there with her pants creamed
>>3440449
Seconded!
Let's give 'self-insert' a new meaning..
>>3440449
Seconding.
"What for?" You ask her, giving your most confident look
[I will lewd my own OC so help me god]
wait what?
"I'm just looking for her, I found her getting treated badly by that asshole Cardin, so I stepped in, but the moment I turn my back, she;s gone!" [Carmen] says as she looks around "What if someone else got her, and is doing awful stuff to her?"
ayup, awful, horrible stuff
>[anon answer] "Well I don't know where she is, sorry love"
>[anon answer] "Nothing happened to her, just go"
>[Jaune answer] "I saw her leaving there don't know if that helps"
>>3440669
>[anon answer] i was just talking to her, she seemed fine, her face a little red but fine. She's long gone by now.
>>3440669
[I helped her along.]
[Then I might have rubbed my boner on her ass.]
God this is just reminding me of when I insisted on my cousin sitting on my lap then popping the HARDEST BONER of my life.
>>3440831
For clarification: you ever get the weird cat boner?
It's about a million times worse.
okay it seems there's no activity right now
Gonna continue it later.
Also anyone wanna do me a solid and archive this? don't really know how too
>>3440819
Seconding this, but the author would be busy until tomorrow.
well anyone up for grimm quest?
(will start if theres at least 3 or more people. Kinda tired of flipping coins)
>>3441285
Sure, don't know how long I can stick around for though.
Hey, kinda too sleepy to MQ, but I'll take requests for characters. CYOAs or otherwise, just provide references or descriptions.
>>3441285
Do eet.
