Give to me 35 participants.
Starting with this
Butterfly
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Blinx
>>3406985
Maria and Harusame
Saki Minagawa
Eggman-kun
>>3406985
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3406985
Naoe Yamato
>>3406985
Machi
Colonel Sanders
Stocking Anarchy
Classy Raven
Shozo Endo
>>3406985
Ririchiyo
Sol Tiredguy
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/btrwUYM.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
Mei
Senator Kirino
Matsuda
>>3406955 (Jewmato the tsun-slayer)
I'm a neurologist, what could possibly go wrong when I deal with medicine?
Miku Hatsune
Link
>>3406985
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Luluco
Cappy
>Female
Okada
Arikawa Hime
Hibari
>>3406985
The 408th mobile infantry
Furry porn
The Marine
Jack Spicer
>>3406985
Madoka
>>3406985
Spike
Alfred Jones
Natsuki Subaru
Marcus Holloway
Yukine
Kuroyukihime
Box
Sleepy maria-chan
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3406985
Chikane Himeyama
>>3406978
>Just fuck your shit up... right? Also Hikaru from Magic Rayearth... do it.
>>3406985
Zulf~
>zulf comes back wasted with lipstick kisses on his cheeks
>>3407020
Christ, go to sleep. It's almost 1:00 AM in Syrupland.
>>3407067
>pokes
CRIMSON DEMON
>>3406975 (hosh-man)
Maybe I'm thinking of another code
it's all a blur now
there was some old game with some old jokes that I recognized but knew some wouldn't get
I can't tell
forgot to mention if I am confusing it I'm sorry, looking through the code right now
>>3407001
what does it mean?
>>3407081
>throws mud at
>>3406966
>He sighs
Alright anon, play matchmaker for me. Who should I be going after here?
>>3407030
>This fuckin guy
I dunno, suicides. But that's beside the point, have you decided to resurface because your one and only friend returned?
Wikstrom
>>3407091
Well whoever you want, it's your taste. Probably someone you actually want to die, given your track record.
>>3407067
A corpse...!
>>3407085
Allured by my sexiness already? I guess my Pervert Power is higher than it once was before!
>>3407067
>Punches
>>3407031
>>3406948
Thanks for that Miku, but at one point I was considered one by our creators, I've been past that for a while... And maybe I can't make her feel better, but I'm still going to try, I guess that's part of my programming, haha..
>>3407083
Might've been Shion's old code. Bunch of them were "lul random" kinds of events.
>>3407071
>My shit is most certainly fucked. My options are either to find 1.1 stages that fit the games, convert 1.0 stages to 1.1 (which I have 0 experience doing) or just using 1.0 with a lower resolution.
>>3407077
>>3407109
>>3407119
Corpse should be left well alone!
>>3407116
no, the finger. what does the finger mean?
>>3407091
>Love ya too bud.
I forgot I was an expert at assisting in suicides, the last one ended up with a special lemonade... Perhaps I did, it's hard making friends when half of them are both idiotic and can't seem to comprehend the smallest of insults, at least you're able to endure that.
![LOVEEDITION[130019].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bkz7IrT.jpg "LOVEEDITION[130019].jpg")
>>3407083
Looking at it myself. It's full of memories, isn't it >>3407150
This may be what you're looking for.
>>3407157
>A*
>A corpse..
>>3407157
>Punches again
>>3407162
I don't follow.
Are you sure it's not the sexiness?
>>3407129
That's the spirit, always on the bright side
>>3407156
>I'll just try to find 1.1 stages to be quite honest. That will help you greatly, instead of converting them.
>>3407185
>teleports behind u
>cuts u in half with blood swords that are on fire
Psh..
>>3407177
>pets
>>3407207
>>3407211
My compliments to the designer of this tool.
There will be no talking from me of the game, no mourning slides, and no days or nights of peace within this game.
Direct complaints here, not that I will actually listen to them of course.
>>3407194
>My stage scavenging abilities are probably much less than usual since it's almost Sunday. That'd be appreciated.
>>3407108
Jesus Christ anon. I'm not some weapon of love to be used at will.
>>3407163
T-thanks? Augh, I've given up on trying to figure out what is and isn't an insult with you. Anyway it's good to see you I guess.
>>3407237
Let's do this pink haired wonder and chicken chef. Good luck everyone.
>>3407200
>Survives with 1HP
>Takes a sippy
>Teleports behind you
teh legand nevar dyes
>Powers up bass canon
>one shots you
>>3407237
Looks great!
>>3407190
na. but seriously, what does it mean?
>>3407237
Be sure to set my charisma stat to the max!
>>3407237
>Direct complaints here
I don't like how quickly micro USB cables wear out!
>>3407237
Looks good.
>thers a kurumi in erp
I will not fall for temptation dammit.
>>3407241
>What stages you need?
>>3407194
Who is this?
>>3407237
Looks amazing, dude!
>>3407237
Looks good.
>>3407237
Let's get this started
Overly Late Overlord Laharl
>>3407237
Looks good, as per usual deny the swap.
>>3407237
Looks gucci, lets roll.
>>3407254
A finger is that position usually means "Shh"!
>>3407264
No, fall for temptation!
>Strikes a sexual pose!
Fall for me!
![LOVEEDITION[130074].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nYZh4ES.jpg "LOVEEDITION[130074].jpg")
>>3407237
You're all going to have a nice taste of the Blue Death.
>>3407249
Hey, you asked. You have tremendous power in your hands, Yamato.
>>3407237
It feels very classy in here.
>>3407237
Ready.
>>3407266
>Chikane Himeyama from Kannazuki no Miko. Or the person behind the ava, figure it out.
>>3407237
Systems all green!
>>3407264
Sily monkey brains.
>>3407193
Thanks Miku, talks like these are nice and put my mind at ease, ah but this has been the thing I have been obsessing over, it's just hard to see her beat herself up all the time, regardless of programming!
>>3407295
Seeing you in a suit got me worried, what would you say at a best man speech?
![LOVEEDITION[130051].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7LofH8e.jpg "LOVEEDITION[130051].jpg")
>>3407307
Oh, of course. If you mean those, then you must be talking about my Bloodbath Events. You'll be seeing some of them soon, I hope.
>>3407258
I do not know what that is, but I suggest bringing harm to whoever decided to sell to you faulty objects.
If there are no requests, we will begin soon.
>>3407295
Don't count your chickens. Stocking hasn't opened her mouth yet.
>>3407237
You're a real ray of sunshine, aren't you? I can tell.
>>3407281
Can you say anything else or is your mastery of the language only limited to those 8 words?
>>3407275
Id swap but were both late
>>3407291
Aint happening sweetcheeks. Besides what would that she if she was just another copy and not the real. But what if I rejected the real one? Dammit!!!
>>3407317
What now Demonette?
>>3407249
I guess I could say the same for the time being. I should probably clarify that most of what I say is meant as an insult, so just trust me on that.
>>3407307
Yeah those events were found in an older version of Hoshi's code. I remember one of them going along the lines of : (Player1) cannot find a pink dildo and has to settle for a green one.
>>3407347
*would that imply
>>3407346
That's a little harsh, don't you think?
>>3407347
For once cotton ball it's fine. It's completely my bad for being late here too.
We begin.
>>3407347
Not her, me! Behold my Pervert Power!
>Changes poses!
>>3407329
Uhh... this really needs a lot of time to prepare. I couldn't imrpovise a speech.
Now why does worry you seeing me in a suit?
>>3407339
I don't really expect that much classiness from her. You can tell just by looking at her.
>>3407329
Just got a tough it out, you never know what can happen.
>>3407265
>Let me test something first, I think I know why they aren't working now.
>>3407369
Parrots are animals and thus do not comprehend things such as "harsh".
>>3407294
Got an enemy, just fuck em to death. I mean there are some pretty hot antagonists in games. I guess it can't be all bad. I'm sure there's a plot to an H-game in this shitty power somewhere.
>>3407357
Fair enough, can't have you going soft on the world now can we. Any interesting patients lately?
>>3407346
Well yes I certainly can speak more, but why waste having to say more on such an idiotic act?
>>3407347
Oh nothing, just talking to a beast who's trying to fight his carnal instincts.
![LOVEEDITION[120015].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NSWrCXF.jpg "LOVEEDITION[120015].jpg")
>>3407380
People have always complimented me for my near perfect stamina!
>>3407386
>Alright.
>>3407380
You, haven't, paid!
>Punch
Why, there we go! No thievin goin down while I'm around.
>>3407380
Let's finish this quickly, before it gets too annoying to be around these people.
>>3407397
...Do succubi count as animals?
>>3407380
You guys can have all my stuff, I'm gonna win anyway!
>>3407380
I will seduce you into giving me the bag!
>>3407426
Ye-- NO!
>>3407380
Damn it. Dead in the bloodbath
>>3407380
Fucking hell man, why'd ya have to go and do that?
>>3407401
Still exactly the same morons pondering in this place so I can't say I've seen any interesting patients. The worst one is most likely still that pink haired moron.
>>3407409
>I was wrong. Anyway, it's Armageddon (Bible/Ruins), Foxhound (MGS), and Dreamland Games (Kirby) that aren't working. I'll be looking on my end.
>>3407381
I see nothing but a cu- human in a silly outfit!
>>3407402
How can a demon mock me for instinctz! You know what its telling me?!
>>3407380
>Cappy
>Izaya
oh
>>3407426
Less than animals.
>>3407383
That's why is would worry me, wait do you have experience as a best man? I would be scared for the kind of jokes you would make..
>>3407385
So are you looking forward to homecoming? It's in like a week right?
Someone link me that event dickfuckery, I'm feeling horribly creative.
>>3407440
You kind of look like a small animal to me. Like a fragile little monkey!
>>3407476
I didn't even get to do anything this game. Thanks a lot, Raven.
>>3407476
Oh shit.
>>3407462
>She staggers back as if she received a gut-punch.
>>3407476
Fallen for my charms!! Now bleed! Nosebleed!!!
>>3407476
Your punishment is death, a painful one.
>>3407476
That's right folks, KFC caters special events! Contact your local franchise today!
>>3407383
You never know, though. She's been known to surprise before. Imagine the look on my face when I discovered Souda was her boy-toy.
>>3407476
You two look so cute together. You can share a coffin.
>>3407500
You got to die. Isn't that enough?
>>3407447
Pink haired moron. Uh....is she the forgetful one? I can't recall her name off the top of my head.
>>3407476
Yeah.....not looking to burn to death today sorry.
>>3407461
>On it
>>3407529
Good man.
>>3407492
>why it would worry me.
ugh.. I'm making a lot of mistakes lately
>>3407500
A sexy monkey!
>>3407502
This is the part where you have a nosebleed!
>>3407476
Not gonna stop me from escaping.
>>3407492
Yup, should be pretty fun.
>>3407491
Now what makes you think that? Is it because they have to have sex to survive, or is it because they're generally gross creatures?
>>3407514
It's actually a scary thing. Dying's not all sunshine and dandelions.
>>3407476
Magic? Thats for pussies!
>>3407529
>>3407535
I meant the actual helper dealie thing, but I'll probably dick around in this thread too.
>>3407541
There's no such thing as a sexy monkey.
>>3407476
>>3407503
Dont cry like that for gods sake woman. I meant youre good for human standards.
>>3407476
You better run, I'm in a bad mood and you're only making it all the much worse. So stay out of my way or the scalpel might just hit the back of your head.
>>3407519
No, she has red hair. She wanted to get married and that happened but she forgot so let's just be happy that that worrysome fiasco is over with. I was talking about the idiotic mechanic.
>>3407558
http://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>3407553
Listen, compared to the real world, dying here 'is' sunshine and dandelions.
>>3407576
I'll take the all night shift. You two can stay up and keep watch.
>>3407576
Not like I'd tell you anything about my body anyway.
>>3407576
This reminds me of when it was World War II, and we had to set up camp in the Pacific!
Dark times.
>>3407576
Not entirely convinced offerin fire grilled chicken is a great idea anymore, specially if that's the askin price.
>>3407545
I regret not being able to go, it sounds fun.
>>3407476
What kind of bet did I lose to end up here?
>>3407492
I haven't been a best man yet. None of my close friends has married. And I definitely wouldn't make cruel jokes at a wedding. That's not the right place.
>>3407576
It's not murder if we are both dogs.
>>3407573
Think again!
>Strikes one of her "sexy" poses!
>>3407576
You need to work on your Pervert Powerlevel. It's iffy.
>>3407581
>Her face whips back like she had just been punched.
>>3407576
Come on the cat slept through the past 3 shifts!
>>3407553
Both.
>>3407596
Atta boy.
>>3407576
Hm, nothing in the mailbox today.
>>3407610
These events tend to happen now and then, you should be able to catch the next one
>>3407613
Look youre cute alright, but we arnt even the same species you baka!
>>3407657
Baron, you require rest
>>3407612
I wasn't thinking cruel, I was thinking embarrassing, isn't that what the jokes are usually like?
>>3407637
I'd also have to work up the courage to ask someone, you're big brother is actually really timid.. haha, just kidding.
>>3407586
Ah, Souda. Yeah he's an idiot. He's hard to like but he's even harder to hate.
>>3407557
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
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>Here you go bb
>>3407599
That doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. I wish you were a little more gentle when it comes to killing, because I felt like I was dying when you were killing me.
>>3407613
...Shouldn't you be in school right now?
>>3407616
I felt that insult all the way from here. You shouldn't say that too loud. They might hear you.
>>3407657
Baka? Have you found a cute face you like looking at?
>>3407670
Don't know why I need a slingshot, but I guess I'll keep it in case of an emergency...
>>3407670
Nurse Miku on the job!
>>3407679
Nothing wrong with that.
>>3407670
D-Don't expect me to eat or t-to touch that thing! J-Just take it away and b-burn it!
>>3407670
I knew it. Not classy.
>>3407670
thanks <3
>>3407670
And I love your undyin dedication to poultry, peach, but them two gotta pair up soonah or lateuh, know what I mean? Like gravy N mashed potatahs.
>>3407670
Im not much of an artist,but I know a guy in my squad who can draw you two!
>>3407685
Oh I heard them, I'm setting up a little... I guess you could call it re-education center for them~
>>3407682
I'm pretty sure I'm doing a fine job at still hating him. Not as much as most of the other goons that wander this place, but that's beyond obvious. There's a bit too much idiocy all around this place.
>>3407670
Well this almost feels like it's going near a stab in my side... Ugh...
>>3407679
It depends on the situation, I guess. If someone wants to roast someone else, he really shouldn't do it on a wedding. Lighthearted jokes are okay, but nothing that could change the mood.
>>3407685
*scoffs* You're killing me with this conversation. Do you want me to give you anesthesia before I kill you next time?
>>3407698
See what I said about her opening her mouth?
>>3407673
Why do you keep calling me Baron? Im Specter!
>>3407688
S-shut up! Im just getting too many thoughts at once! Cant tell if I want to kill someone or kiss them right now! Or both!
>>3407708
or butter n biscuits Colonel!
>>3407670
>shit was one off
>>3407749
Moving around as a unit in this situation was a mistake.
>>3407728
You're talking about a brothel, right?
>>3407731
Sleeping or laughing gas would work fine with me. I don't really care as long as I don't feel it coming!
>>3407749
Pffftt, fucking easy as cake~.
>>3407749
Not a problem for someone who can manipulate time.
>>3407749
awww shiiiiiiiiit
>>3407749
I SO HATE MAGIIIIIIIC!
>>3407685
It matters not to me. I will probably be gone soon once I finish this event.
>>3407704
Think nothing of it, mistakes are meant to be fixed.
>>3407657
I'm not cute, I'm sexy!
>>3407685
>She falls to her knees.
Urgh...
You're relentless...
>>3407729
That's what makes it fun man. If everyone was a super genius then this place would just be filled with so much self confidence and disdain that I would get bored and die.
>>3407731
Well, who would have thought that her words would be that deadly?
>>3407741
There you go, boy! Hit me with anothah one!
>>3407749
What in the dickens is that commotion? Anothah grease fire?
>>3407749
>>3407770
Yes, yes I am... Maybe if I can't get it I'll throw them into LF's brothel.
>>3407690
I-I was kidding though, but I do get a little scatter brained around the person I like.. But that's normal right?
>>3407730
I suppose I don't actually know all that much about weddings then, only what I hear about from others.
>>3407799
Mac N Cheese too!
>>3407735
Okay, I'll help you out. When you're looking at somebody's face with your tongue hanging out, you probably want to kiss them.
>>3407749
And so it comes to an end with this group of tributes...at least it was quick.
>>3407770
Yeah, because I always carry around a tank of laughing gas with me in the arena. I ought to have one next time that I can use to throw at you.
>>3407797
Her attitude is inversely proportional to the amount of sweets she eats. She must have had a cake or two before talking to you.
>>3407795
Perhaps you're right for once, who would've thought. If only I'd be dealing with some more clever beings as yourself and not the usual brain-ridden abominations of nature I'd probably have a somewhat easier time.
>>3407804
If you don't watch out, I'll be throwing you into that wretched place, child.
>>3407805
You'll run into stuff with your head buzzing around like that
>>3407834
No one's going to lay a hand on my sweeper.
>>3407835
And I would have a lovely time chatting with the people~
>>3407834
You can keep it.
>>3407788
So be it, but that won't stop them from getting you some other day. You sealed your fate with that comment.
>>3407794
Sorry, but you don't do it for me. Maybe when you're older, or maybe when you're less ugly.
>>3407804
Any brothel would do since they're all disgusting places that're crawling with STDs.
>>3407820
The best thing to do is to think of others before you kill them, It's important to make sure they're comfortable with the situation before you act on your animal instinct.
>>3407835
The world's not fair Matsuda. If we got everything we wanted then there wouldn't be hard workers. Without hard workers smart people wouldn't be able to benefit from their hard work. Anyway, I'm gonna turn in for the night. See you.
Night everybody~
>>3407805
Weddings are too important to ruin them with bad jokes. Believe me, pull that off and not only won't you be the best man again, you might also lose a lot of friendships.
>>3407820
And yet her body is way too perfect for her to eat that much. Guess it will all come to her when she turns into an old hag.
>>3407860
More for me.
Is it safe to come in here?
>>3407866
>She collapses face-first to the ground.
>>3407834
Using my future telling powers that are totes legit, I can deduce that Stocking's gonna win!
>>3407834
ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR HOSTESS SPEAKING. WE WILL BE HAVING A VICTOR WITHIN THE NEXT DAY.
>>3407816
I know you got bettah than that, c'mon now! Coleslaw N barbeque, shrimp N grits, Lord have mercy!
>>3407888
>>3407870
Night!
>>3407883
Hey now, it's not your fault you look like a librarian. The best thing you can do is let your hair down and find glasses that don't look like they belong to your grandma.
>>3407866
Nonsense, you seem not to know who I am. Allow me to educate you. I am an arch-wizard, the Crimson Demon! I am a master of explosive magic, so should that thing attempt to touch me I will combust it into oblivion.
>>3407890
...Yo, are you Colonel Sanders? I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOU!
>>3407859
Yeah... "chatting" I'm almost believing it. I'm more than certain that you'd have a more interesting time exploring the reproduction organs and lactation glands that are most likely going to be exposed in every last inch in a vile and wretched place like that. Don't worry though, they'll most likely return you that favor and deal with yours as well, it's but logical after all.
>>3407870
You're right, I'll be seeing you some other time, trash. At least this somewhat managed to lighten up the mood. I guess you could really consider this to be somewhat of an acquaintance. Make sure the sleep isn't eternal, I'd rather not lose one of the few I can actually stand.
>>3407890
Colonel,please! your gonna make my mouth water!
>>3407820
Grrr!!!
>sparks rapidly fly from his helmet causing small fires, youve experinced this psychic hatred before and crushed it down time and time again. Specter does not have that fortune.
Im being serious for once! Do you WANT me to kill you is that it?!!
>>3407888
AND AS PROMISED, HERE IT IS.
>>3407888
Time is truly a treasure. So glad I can wield it. Now come on, I'm almost there! The time sweep is almost complete!
Any breaking news, HG?
>>3407914
You got that right, boy! Always good to meet a fan! What's your name, son?
>>3407917
If I haven't already, then God himself oughta strike me down on the spot!
>>3407521
>Alright, so far I've found 2 ruins stages (one doesn't work, the other one is still loading on my shit connection), and a Whispy Woods for Dreamland (also not tested). No luck with MGS.
Let's get cooking, HG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7lftiqrwLM
>>3407936
I want to pipe piper
>>3407933
BEHOLD YOUR WINNER.
>>3407933
Well shit.
>>3407936
Who the fuck are you?
>>3407847
That's okay though, accidents happen! Plus it might make someones day seeing that.
>>3407872
E-Endo your serious talks are scary sometimes, I'll make sure not to make bad jokes at weddings...
>>3407946
>>3407955
HA HA, YES!
MY FIRST WIN IN AGES!
>>3407936
HATE NEWSPAPER
>>3407913
Does that happen to everyone that touch you, or only succubi?
>>3407936
Not that I'm aware of, but I always miss all the action that happens here.
>>3407955
Now.
GET OUT.
>>3407955
Thank you for hosting.
>>3407933
>>3407955
Congrats!!
>>3407973
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3407973
Thanks for hosting!
>>3407967
Congratulations, Socks!
>>3407973
>leaves
>>3407955
Hold on, I gotta say. That's bullshit, Stocking isn't allowed to win. Ok now goodnight.
>>3407973
Congrats, Stocking!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3407971
Anybody who does not have my explicit permission to. Succubi just all happen to fall under that category.
>>3407866
*dripping with sarcasm* Oh, I'm sorry. I was under the impression that we were in a fight to the death and nobody else was in the business of giving the same courtesy. What a big mistake I've made! Clearly this is a giant kindergarten class.
>>3407872
Deals with the devil tend to work out like that...she'll get hers.
>>3407932
*smirk* Hey, I'm just trying to help you find love. It's not every day you have that opportunity. Heaven only knows when your next one will arrive...
>>3407973
Adequately done, player and host.
>>3407973
I'm actually disappointed that I didn't win this one.
Oh well, thanks for hosting anyways.
