HG Thread
You may now shower me with praise for making an actually appropriate thread.
kys dramaqueen
>>3405249
thanks, sweetcheeks.
>slaps your ass on the way in
>>3405249
Yeah, you're a real fucking darling, now can we get a game, please?
Fuck you because of your ego, and thank you for making a thread that's relevant.
>>3405249
You're hat's face is cuter than yours...
Ah, I'm kidding, thank you.
we're here
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405315
>Your.
I think I'm still a little tired..
>>3405249
I guess if it's so impotant to you.
Thank you.
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405214
>>3405214
Boop
>>3413525
fucker
Bump,
b u m p
Bomp
niggers
>>3437575 (Rika)
>shrugs
Kind of wasn't expecting you to sleep in the tank, though in hindsight that would make the most sense... do you somehow cook in here too?
>>3405249
Thank you mage. you wont hear me say those words often.
A moments peace, and surprisingly Yugi is the one that isnt playing or talking about card games.
>Bumping a dead thread
For what purpose? So you can take a screenshot and bitch about how we have too many active threads?
>>3405249
I do not even remember making this.
>>3437624
Don't bother thanking her, she made it yesterday.
>>3437621
Naturally. I've all the facilities I need.
>>3437631
this isnt the only thread, he's doing it to all of our threads which dont hit bump limit, which is why i reccomend reusing threads and shit now because of that retard
>>3437480
The name sounds nice, don't you think? I didn't join that faction as a profession, I just wanted an excuse to spread bloodshed! Are you a hired assassin allied to them?
>>3437501
You allowed a bunch of bandits to continue living? That's no good, you had to end their lives right there lady. People like that won't change so easily even during imprisonment.
>>3437519
I fear tentacles raped me to death sempai
Is this place of combat... or am I still lost.
>>3437649
Whoops
Fixed it
>>3437594
>>3437661
W-Well... These guys are just petty bandits... I expect the people here can handle them theirselves at this point...
>>3437661
She shakes her head 'no,' scrawling down a few more lines at the bottom of the notepad.
"I respect anyone with the strength to do what I do."
She doesn't elaborate any more on the subject, simply staring at the man fiercely.
This feast, All the factions agree to form an alliance after realizing just how powerful the King of Games would be in these lands. A king murdered, Thunder strikes and an Agent drowns.
>>3437624
Gotta rest the heart of the cards a bit, you know
>>3437506
I'll summon peace unto this world with your sacrifice, thanks
>>3437672
Loving it, thank you very much!
>>3437670
Hello again, Chikane, this is the place you're looking for I think, though no arena is active at the moment...
>>3437646
Even a bathroom? How does water and plumbing even work in this thing?
>Starts meandering around the tank
>>3437681
>>3437670
Nope, you'd be right, there.
>>3437700
That's for me to know, and for you to not find out. Can you get out, now?
>>3437662
Oh...well, still not a bad way to go~
>>3437700
Good. It was a pain running about looking for you guys...
>>3437710
Good.
>>3437714
It isn't, indeed.
>>3437710
There it is!
>sigh
but it is nice and cozy in here...
>>3437726
Sorry, we kind of bounce around a lot sometimes... Also, sorry about last night, I think I fell asleep
Don't worry luvs <3
cavalry's 'ere
A Rat King meets a Lizard Elder, A God meets a Mute and one man meets his maker.
Hey, I'm stopping in just for a bit. How are we doing?
>>3437765
I would have no idea
>>3437726
...Not much of a talker, are you?
>>3437749
>>3437759
...Kay?
>We already have a Tracer.
>>3437745
It's only not cramped because neither of us are exactly large. Again, vamoose.
Hey everyone what's go-
>>3437765
Does the world seriously feel like it needs to torment me?
>>3437765
Trickery shall emerge
>A wooden doll sits in the middle of the room. Had it gone unnoticed, or had it just appeared? Upon seeing it, you feel oddly compelled to touch it.
>>3437795
>cums on doll
>>3437795
>fugs
>>3437745
It's was quite nervewracking... but it wasn't a problem. And no, I don't fault you for going to sleep.
>>3437779
Fine.
>>3437781
Not much...
>>3437795
>Runs up to the doll and snatches it in mouth
>>3437788
No but The gods are equal opportunity tormentors I find.
>skipping peace.
>>3437781
>sigh
Ok, ok
>drops through the floor of the tank, and pops back up from it's shadow outside.
Happy now?
>>3437805
Well, most would find it rude, in the middle of a conversation... Either way, how was the rest of your night? I heard you won a game?
>>3437795
>sheepishly pokes
>>3437795
>rapes doll
>>3437827
>>3437827
Why was there a Chiru in your god damn game?!
>>3437781
On top of the fact that l haven't seen a Tracer
I'm just posting cute
>>3437805
Good, I'm Yuubari. I used to come around more often, but I've been doing other things. Did you come here recently?
>>3437679
So you're indeed an assassin! I do have certain respect for those who are fierce enough to carry such a dangerous profession on their shoulders. And don't look at me like that, I had no intentions to disrespect what you do for a living, I just carry out assassination for different reasons. No need to be angry!
>>3437673
I can see you like the pacifist path, I hope you're ready when the time to apply death as your only choice to survive arrives.
>>3437795
.....
>Slowly moves her hand, and touches the doll's head.
>>3437830
I won a game, and befriended a mute. It was quite night.
>>3437795
>*pats doll's head*
>>3437848
>I'm just posting cute
We don't care. Do that in erp if you want (You)s.
>>3437871
Why should l?
You're giving me plenty of them
>>3437812
>The doll begins transforming into.. A dog? It soon becomes too large for the canine to carry, and squirms away. It looks oddly familiar.
>>3437840
>>3437859
>>3437860
>By the time she'd reached the doll, it had already been touched and transformed. It took the form of a dog, the first thing to touch it.
Hey remember that gigantic horrible kraken we all hated? wouldent it be a shame i-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
>>3437847
she entered, she died.
>>3437779
As misfortunate as ever, though at least it's not as chaotic right now.
>>3437795
>She stares at the thing for a moment, before shaking her head violently and taking a few steps away
>>3437805
Preference or lack of familiarity?
>>3437830
>She once again pops back up on the top half
I'm not a very happy person in general, actually.
>>3437848
>It's Chen/Suika that does it
>>3437886
>*Pats its head anyway*
Heads up, two people are taking requests in the hg drawthread
>>3437123
>>3437893
So wait, she was here?! You're fucking with me.
>>3437788
Just dealin' with the usual ya know and watchin' Michiru deal with all the problems she manages to find and well ya know uh... uhm... I wanna say deal with but she ain' really dealin' with them.
>>3437312
Why do ya keep callin' me fat? That's not really appropriate to do ya know?
>>3437893
Wait ya didn't give Michiru my place, mister? I didn't even know I was in there ya know... It seems I defeated all meanies with the help of one lil' fluffy animal.
>>3437859
The*
>Sighs
Mornings are just... wonderful.
>>3437857
I'm Chikane Himemiya. It's a pleasure to meet you Yuubari. Tell me, what are these other things you do?
>>3437886
Hm!?
>She jumps away from the doll that has just transform into a dog.
....
>>3437897
Both really.
>>3437886
...?
>She cocks her head in confusion, more so because of her wooden chew toy going missing then of the fact that a clone has appeared, she starts to curiously sniff around the 2nd canine.
>>3437918
I Am not boy.
THE WINNER IS
>>3437859
>grin widens for a moment
was that pun intentded?
>>3437897
Well, that's not a very good way to live your life, there must be something that makes you happy... something you strive for?
>>3437897
That's okay, l'm out of cute anyway
>>3437945
Congratulation little girl
>>3437923
>He grabs the girl by her shoulders
Who are you and how do you know Michiru?
>>3437945
W-what does that have to do with anything? Forget it, congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3437945
But I totally got her place and she's my mini-servant, so that makes me the winner!
Yay for me!
>>3437928
I've been developing a few things and working on a rocket, but for the most part I've been doing maintenance and fixing broken appliances all over the place. There was this one crappy toaster that was a real pain..
>She trails off talking about all the things she had to fix.
>>3437951
...No, it wasn't. Just waking up, is obviously putting a damper on how I talk.
>>3437945
Thank you.
>>3437902
>It presses its head back up into the pets, just like a normal dog.
>>3437928
>It looks up and walks towards you, trying to get a sense of your scent. It seemed like it was a normal enough dog, if you didn't know any better.
>>3437944
>It pads around to the other dog's butt and takes a few sniffs to get a scent, acting as if it were a real dog.
>>3437928
Can't say it doesn't sound problematic, myself. How long've you been about here, anyhow?
>>3437951
To beat the shrine maiden with one of my tanks, naturally.
>>3437945
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3437945
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3437852
>Fucks the nigger
>A boby wearing tattered, paled white robes washes up after the Kraken's second appearance.
>He looks unresponsive.
>>3437997
Damn, it was funny too...
Congratulations on the game though~
>>3438004
Shrine Maiden?
>>3437977
>She stares him in the eyes, visibly shocked by the movement.
...Michiru is a sorta friend I go to school with ya know and well she kinda is around here. Now can you let me go or somethin'?
>>3437992
I am not your mini-servant Michiru, ya didn't even end up gettin' my place and well ya kinda well lost. You should stop eatin' them candies and just pay attention or it'll end up in an alluva pain ya know.
>>3437945
Good job, Makina.
Thanks for hosting, Baron.
>>3438002
...!
>In spite of it's appearance, she's able to sniff out the scent of carved wood from the clone, and proceeds to take another bite at the copy.
>>3438035
SHE'S AROUND HERE?!
>He frees the girl from his grip and starts looking around frantically
>>3437992
>
>>3438035
But you're my servant, and you're tiny! So that makes you my mini-servant! Sheesh, you're so dumb!
>>3437945
Another young spirit makes it out alive! Congratulations!
>>3437945
Congratulations
and thanks for hosting
>>3438026
>She sighs slightly
An extremely powerful fighter and practically the antithesis of what I stand for.
>>3438024
>She stares at the person for a moment, before shaking her head and reluctantly clambering out her tank, prodding him
>>3437996
So you just fix things, and build? That is a nice profession to have really. But I have to say one thing, why a rocket?
>>3438002
....
>She pets the dog on it's head.
What are you? I know you're not a dog... maybe some divine being that can transform?
>>3438004
This is my third day here.
>>3438026
Thank you. It was not a problem.
>>3438052
>
>>3438024
Hang on. I got this.
>
>>3437945
Thanks for hosting, and congratulations!
>>3438068
>He immediately sputters, coughing up a fairly large amount of saltwater.
>He tries to speak, but only groans.
>>3438052
Yeah I told ya, ya silly boy. She's around here ya know and she thinks I'm here servant or somethin'... I don't think she knows what that means.
>>3438054
I am not your servant ya know!
>She tugs on Michiru's twintails.
I'm not that tiny and I can still bully ya so ya better watch out 'Chiru!
>>3438024
>>3438073
...Was that necessary? Just check for his vital, breathing rate and heartbeat.
>>3438051
>It jumps back, bearing its fangs and barking. Before it got away, she'd be able to discern that the dog was still made of wood, despite looking normal.
>>3438070
>Its head would feel like smooth wood, even its fur feeling like it was made of wood. It nods its head, though doesn't seem to be able to speak in its current form.
>>3438072
Not real, nope. Not falling for it again.
>>3438097
Haha, nice prank you god damn loli. Now tell me who you paid to pretend to be Chiru.
>>3438070
And from what I can tell you've gone and surpassed all the wins I've gotten so far, at that....
>>3438093
>She flinches slightly
Easy, now.
>>3438100
Of course it was necessary. He was basically sleeping.
>>3438070
I'm developing a rocket that can be launched via railgun so I can go to Mercury and back within the next couple years. If I can achieve such a feat, the world will have to respect us.
>>3438073
>He falls back onto his hands and knees before coughing some more.
>>3438100
>He doesn't respond to the remark.
>>3438121
>He tries to stand, bringing up a concrete sword from the sand. He collapses onto one knee, dropping the sword.
>>3438068
Huh. I guess that would naturally make you enemies then... If there is a way I can help you reach that goal, just let me know~
>>3438070
You say that now, but you'll soon realize how hard it is to win these games sometimes...
>>3438112
...
>tries to poke the screw in it's head
>>3438115
Why would I be payin' for someone to be Chiru... I don't know anyone who would ever pay for that and she just kinda appeared like right after I showed up ya know?
>>3438093
(He's up. Just let him talk to the tank girl. She'll figure something out.)
>Walks away.
>>3438112
So you're a shapeshifter... tch. This isn't a manga... but whatever.
>She let's go of the things head.
Chikane Himemiya. That's who I am.
>>3438121
It's not that hard. It's plenty easy... just focus.
>>3438143
You're looking for the world's respect? For what purpose?
>>3438149
Is it really that hard?
>>3438112
>She gives chase, tracking the runaway doll by it's scent. A trail of flower petals being left behind by the wolf to conveniently separate the real from the fake.
>>3438147
Ah! You're alive after all. This is what happens when you party too much, boy.
>>3438140
I didn't know we were trying to wake him up. What do we do with this big guy?
>>3438149
>It tries to bite your hand the moment you touch it.
>>3438175
>It raises its paw and tries to pull your hand back down onto its head.
>>3438195
>The real Amaterasu would see the fake trying to get other people to touch it, particularly, a girl with blue hair. It'd seem as if it was trying to transform into something more useful.
>>3438147
Maybe I was too rough. It's time to get up Sol. Nice outfit.
>>3438196
I did this before. He should be fine.
>>3438175
Call me cynical, but I'm certain that without it someone will try to invade the little piece of the world we recently won for ourselves.
>>3438175
>nods
I've been here for a long while now, and I still can't manage to win too often, hell I haven't won a game since my last return...
>>3438218
>bite clamps on hand for a moment, before suddenly going through
Ow! Who knew wood hurts as bad as bone!?
>>3438220
So we have a medic on board! That's reassuring for the people who can't heal of themselves. Thanks for the good work.
>>3438151
You would! You're paying someone to be Chiru just to fuck with me! I know your god damn game! You're not the first to try this!
>>3438196
>He struggles to talk.
Shut up.
>>3438220
...
>He slowly stands up.
Who are you?
>>3438149
I'll handle it myself! I've managed things this long, after all.
>>3438175
Tch. Not so easy when you're just a normal, squishy human without your tank.
>>3438147
I think you've got bigger concerns than that slab you've got there. Some people are just plain lucky.
>>3438097
A-aaaaw aw aw aw! Don't tug on my hair! It's weak as it is because of the bleachi- I mean, it's naturally weak!
>>3438115
My hair colour IS very real!
>>3438218
>She let's the dog pull her hand. Now putting it back where it once was.
Are you this obesses with pets?
>>3438225
Little piece of the world? I don't remember such an event... what did you recently won Yuubari?
>>3438239
That is... bad. Maybe i'm just lucky... or skilled. What ever comes first.
>>3438264
That's excuse... a bad one at that. I'm a human, and I can do just fine.
>>3438264
>shrugs
Suit yourself, I just like helping people is all, not like I have much to do~
>>3438242
It is my duty to protect everything that calls this planet a home.
>>3438259
Very funny.
>>3438292
Well I guess I haven't seen what you can do, but the arenas have ways of stripping people of their abilities... and well, without those I'm kind of just a small purple monster thing, not really formidable...
>>3438218
>In a rush, The wolf makes us of her tail to paint a symbol. Once the symbol is drawn, time itself seems to slow to a crawl, if only for a few seconds. Still moving normally in the slowed time, she attempts to run up to the doll and bite at it's wooden tail, to pull it back from any bystanders.
>>3438292
For some bizarre reason, I doubt you're a normal human. Besides, youkai tend to outclass humans in every way....
>>3438295
I value my independence.
>>3438264
Ugh...
>He tries to stand again, this time leaving the sword on the ground.
>>3438314
>He groans as he sits on a nearby rock.
Whatever the joke is, I don't get it. Now, I'll ask again. Who are you?
>>3438279
>He shushes her
I know, just shut u- wow you're a really good look a like for Chiru. You have her features down pat.
>>3438259
And you're healthy enough to talk like that, that's a good sign! Call me Satou, what did you do to end like this?
>>3438314
That sounds like something a superhero would say. And with your...dressing style maybe you're one? What's your name?
>>3438115
>pushes back into the ocean
>>3438340
Don't go into comedy anytime soon, Badguy. I'll humor you, it's Garnet.
>>3438340
There you go, genius.
>>3438336
I guess that's where we differ... I like creating bonds with people, I've seen the power something as simple as that can hold for me...
>>3438255
I'm not I'm tellin' ya. She's right here and nobody even paid her. I don't think anyone would be payin' someone to be her though, it's really hard to be as special as 'Chiru ya know?
>>3438279
>She keeps on tugging Michiru's hair.
Your hair's droppin' out Michiru, there's a few strands in my hands... Eeeeeww!
>She lets go of her hair and drops it to the floor.
>>3438292
>Suddenly, it starts to transform again at your touch, growing to the size of a human and appearing oddly familiar.
Ahh.. It's about time.
Being in that dog's form was dreadful.. It reminded me of a manga I read once.
>>3438239
My apologies. My name is Surface.
I was simply startled that you attempted to touch my screw, you see.
>>3438326
Too late, the doll had already begun to transform into the girl. It waves its hands at the dog, but she'd already grabbed the back of its dress and pulled it to the floor.
Ow! Hold on, I don't mean any harm!
>>3438292
It's a really long story so I'll put it as simply as I can. We won our home from the country that used us and was going to discard us after. It was won with political maneuvering though.
>>3438347
With the abilities one might have as well. The name's Garnet.
>>3438360
THIS IS NOT THE TIME AN-
>>3438379
CHIRU IS A GOD DAMN TREASURE AND I WON'T HAVE YOU STAIN HER NAME WITH YOUR DISRES- wait hold on. What's is Chiru's real hair color?
>>3438346
Oh? Eh... thanks! I don't know what you're saying, but I really try very hard to look like myself, because I'm a tsundere and I try to be as tsundere as possible!
>>3438379
Stop tugging iiiiiiit! You're going to ruin everything! Isn't Amane supposed to contain you? You're being an annoying little brat again!
>>3438322
>Clenches her fist.
So that's why I was able to go toe-to-toe with monsters, and strange beings... Thank you for telling me this Gengar. I'll use this new found information to the best of my ability.
>>3438336
What is there to doubt? I am human, and that's final. And youkai? You mean japanese monsters?
>>3438382
W-What!? Why my... you... ugh. This is just so crazy.
>Sighs.
Though, I should have expected this.
>>3438385
A battle won by politcs. Not my favorite when it comes to winning, but it is a win regardless.
>>3438347
Fought a Kraken and got dragged through the ocean for half an hour. My squadron made it farther than me, and that's what matters.
>>3438373
>His eyes narrow.
How'd you know that? Don't tell me she has those freaks doing espionage...
>>3438374
I'd like to see you go what I've been through and come out alive.
tsundere is worst dere
>>3438382
... Huh. Interesting. Two Chikanes...
You know, it would be very awkward should you transform into a narcissist...
>>3438440
U-Uhm... no problem... and just so you know, the same can happen to you as well... you could be master swordsman, and find yourself trumpped by a tree or something... Very strange things happen in the arena...
>>3438466
THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT
>>3438376
>She rolls her eyes
What a shame.
>>3438440
Monsters in general, yeah. And that doesn't necessarily mean you're a "normal" human.
>>3438443
>She scoffs
I mean, I've survived my tanks blowing up around me, like twice, and avoided being eaten multiple times.
>>3438466
Deredere is worst dere
>>3438382
>She's now in full alert mode. But listening to the newly formed doll's words, she cautiously let's go of the back of the dress. Slightly backing away while growling.
What's good HG ?
>>3438434
Wait, oh god this is just cruel. D-do you know who I am?
>>3438466
Anon, that's just rude.
>>3438480
We have a winner.
>>3438466
Yandere is worst dere
>>3438494
Lies and slander
>>3438440
A war had just ended, so people didn't want to have to fight another one so soon, especially over such a small piece of land.
>>3438476
You haven't seen it, so you wouldn't know! I just need to find a trainer once again, and then I can help even more...
>slowly begins getting wrapped up in thought
>>3438485
Welcome back, jungle cat
>The kraken is suddenly dragged down into the ocean screeching
>>3438512
>She awkwardly scratches the side of her head
>>3438512
That's not my name
>>3438523
Hope you enjoyed raping me... bastard.
>>3438440
You don't mind me using your appearance, do you?
My name is Surface.
>>3438470
I try to avoid it if at all possible.
I take on the personalities of the people I turn into, after all.
>>3438483
>It reaches out and tries to pet the dog's head.
I apologize for scaring you. My name is Surface. Copying people is my Stand ability.
>>3438470
Dying to a tree... would be the most strange way to go. I don't fancy myself as a master of the sword, only above average.
>>3438476
What makes you think i'm not "normal?"
>>3438511
>Nods
I understand. Though, why fight over a small piece of land? And who were even the combatants?
>>3438443
Most people here know who you are
>>3438476
>He grins at the mention of a tank.
Tch. Tanks. I'd love to watch you go up against a megadeath in a tank. It'll be a good story for the guys back home. Hell, even a humanoid could tear one of those to scrap in a good ten minutes.
>>3438523
...
Christ. I wonder what could've done that.
>>3438493
I feel like I should... maybe we met somewhere at the market or something? I forget a lot of things, people usually call me ditzy and stuff but that's not true! I just don't pay that much attention to everything!
>>3438431
Geez... I thought ya would know that by now dumdum.
>She picks up a strand she just dropped on the floor and points at the black tip of the root.
Whaddya think her real hair color is? I can see it but if we let her know she'll be makin' the day alluva worse for us ya know.
>>3438434
I don't see Amane around ya know? There's no real restraint on me and you kept callin' me ya servant and I ain't really havin' that 'Chiru.
>>3438541
It's unsettling to say the least. As long you don't try to slander me... Surface, I will have no problems with you. If you must know, my name is Chikane Himemiya.
>>3438523
...Strange.
>>3438543
We fought for it because it was the only home we knew. Since they surrendered it to us without any shots being fired, there weren't any real combatants, but I'm sure most of us on the base would have been combatants if it came to it.
>>3438534
>blinks
Err... sorry, just thinking about stuff.
Anyways, what I'm talking about is if I can find a trainer, and create a strong enough bond with them, I can do something called mega-evolution. Basically I change shape and become stronger.
>>3438541
Well, at least you're picky... Do you take on their abilities as well?
>>3438543
Well, it was just an example... I've even seen people get killed by another version of themselves...
>>3438538
Oh, sorry Oaklot
>>3438565
>He pauses for a moment
Yeah, you do look familiar too. Well I may as well introduce myself. I'm Naoe Yamato. It's nice to meet you ditz.
>>3438575
I already know her real hair color I asked you as a test. Looks like you actually know Chiru. If you just arrived here yourself I'm assuming you don't know the history she has here.
LF is gay.
>>3438595
You're not funny. I don't do it on purpose, I just have troubles with names
>>3438485
Hey Oce.
>>3438541
...
>The growling slowly subsides as she walks up to the doll, craning her neck towards it's hand to be petted, all suspicions being eased.
>>3438611
Knowin' 'Chiru it's probably nothing good you know? She most likely caused lots a trouble or made people become a lil' bit dumber than they are. You one of her victims dumdum?
>>3438620
Hello there Sunny !
Who hosts nowadays?
>>3438555
What do you mean, "most people"? There's the mechanic and the android, that's all I know.
>>3438619
There is no way you're being serious about that, when you've said my name wrong directly after I corrected you
>>3438592
Just be glad it's over, and the small war can be put to rest.
>>3438595
>Shivers
Ugh... that's just a weird and creepy thought.
>>3438586
I'll be sure not to do anything that might harm your reputation.
Have you ever read Perman? I'm like that copy robot. I can copy you right down to your personality.
>>3438595
No, unfortunately, I don't.
I can control the people I turn into, however.
>>3438631
>It pets the dog happily.
What a relief.
Excuse me, dog, you haven't happened to see my User, Hazamada around here, have you?
>oops, i have something important to do, see ya later
>>3438543
Call it a funny feeling.
>>3438561
No clue what a megadeath is, but this was designed to fight youkai, it messes up anything magical damn well, not to mention what it does to the mundane stuff. Besides, even if they can destroy it in melee, only an idiot would stay stationary in a fight!
>>3438595
As if you really need that.
>>3438649
>I do on occasion.
>>3438645
You could say that I guess. Well, she was more of a victim of me than anything else. She doesn't seem to remember me at all though. Also, it's Yamato, not dumdum. Understand dumdum?
>>3438575
I'm gonna go hide in my room until she gets back, I don't feel safe around you...
>>3438611
I'm not a ditz! My name is Michiru Matsushima, and you better remember it, because I'm not saying it again! That's Michiru Matsushima!
>>3438668
I am glad it is over. So, what motivates you?
>>3438650
This is getting ridiculous. I mean many of us know who you are, bounty hunter.
>Mom found the tea fedoras
>>3438689
What the fuck!?
>>3438695
So you caused her to be this much of a dumdum? She kinda has that thing goin' on where she forgets a lotta things, dumdum. Now I know your name... but I'll still be callin' you dumdum, Yamato!
>>3438699
Awww.... I was about to give you one of these vitamin C enriched gummy wummies I bought at the store...
>>3438681
>Knowing precisely nothing about the stand's user, she shakes her head no before scratching her ears with her hind legs, absentmindedly.
>>3438649
>I'm able to host, but it's rare.
>>3438684
Are you assuming they won't move? And that's just one. Any human sized gears come in packs. They're fast, vicious, and will tear your little toy to shreds.
>>3438689
>His teeth clench as he immediately tenses up.
Megadeath.
>>3438713
Bounty hunting? Heh, not yet. Kind of hard to catch criminals when everyone's dead. Until Justice is gone, I'm not stopping.
>>3438681
I see... well, in that case you shouldn't be too much to worry about... maybe a bit useful though...
>>3438668
>nods
whats worse is it can cause you do to all sorts of sinful things you'd never normally do...
>>3438684
I'd rather be capable of it, and never need it, than need it, but not be capable of it.
A good phrase to live by... I've seen dark beings too strong to handle alone, especially without being as strong as I could be...
>>3438681
I never even heard of Perman... but if you can copy right down to my personality... that's just unsettling.
>>3438684
A feeling I don't have very much of.
>>3438689
.....
>Takes out a bow and arrow
Come on... i'm ready.
>>3438707
My loved one. She is the reason why I fight.
>>3438699
Hmmmm, so it's Ditziru Ditzushima?
>>3438746
I...ah....I mean she was pretty dumb before but I still liked her. It was an endearing kind of dumb. A-anyway changing the subject, if you're not going to use my name at least tell me yours.
Good day.
>>3438767
That's a pretty good reason. Is she family or..?
>>3438689
... errr what the hell is going on over here!?
>>3438761
They'll realize I wouldn't do such things... people are smarter then that. At least, that's what I hope for.
>>3438790
Hello.
>>3438650
>>3438749
Engineer, thank you very much. And of course I'm assuming they won't, but unless they can run around 60 miles an hour, I doubt they could touch my Flower Tank. And don't you DARE call my works "toys"!
>>3438689
Oh, boy, here we go.
>>3438767
Well, for one...isn't that a shrine maiden's outfit?
>>3438761
...Fair enough, I suppose. I guess in most cases my stuff is a bit overkill, typically.
>>3438746
Gimme! I wanna become smarter, gimme the vitamin C!
>>3438784
You have a weird accent! Are you British or something?
>>3438649
>Last week had Junko, Okabe, Lambda, Maria, Wiggins, Spike, Link, Bill, Baron, ???, comfy host, Dean, Yuno, Megumin, Laharl and Miku hosting. I am probably forgetting some.
>>3438749
Not a bounty hunter. This may be a problem.
>>3438798
She thinks of me as family... but I think of her in a different light.
>>3438806
Yes. What of it?
>>3438790
(The British flag? That country shouldn't exist anymore...)
Hello.
>>3438806
Arrogance is a crutch that you've had for a while, I'm guessing. Oh well. Have fun.
>>3438814
What may be a problem? What's your deal anyway? Coming in here, claiming I'm some bounty hunter! Just what's going on?
>>3438806
>nods
You need all the power you can get to achieve your goals, and I want all the power I can get to help people do so...
>>3438802
Some but not everyone... however we all do know of the mind games the arena plays, so I don't think too many people would hold it against you...
>>3437672
I had to tweak it a little bit
>>3438747
You've never heard of Perman? Aren't you Japanese?
How have you not heard of Perman?
>>3438747
>It sighs, but keeps petting the dog.
Alright. I'll find him eventually.
>>3438761
I'm not here to cause trouble, really. I'm just looking for my User, Toshikazu Hazamada.
Have you seen him here?
>The beast leaps out of the seas onto the oceans, smiting nearby creatures with electricity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qZlcyFOgPJQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X05I-OgUPO8
>>3438814
>17 different hosts
and people think hg is dead. kek.
>>3438860
16, Junko isn't a host
>>3438860
>only 17
>>3438784
My name is Makina Irisu, dumdum. So... were you 'Chiru's boyfriend or something? Ya seem to be knowin' her real hair color so I assume you and her were a lil' bit close to each other.
>>3438807
>She hands Michiru an entire sack of Vitamin D fish oil capsules hidden in a candy bag.
They are the best ones I could find 'Chiru. I tasted them and they were real good ya know?
>>3438866
Despair games?
>>3438856
>>3438879
That's a meme, not a game.
zzz.....
>>3438814
You forgot Random games, Zombie games, Hikari, Hikki. I don't know if there's any more, but those are on the top of my head.
>>3438837
>Ha. Most of the world would agree with you.
Who are you exactly?
>>3438856
Fucking Christ! What sort of creature is that?!
>>3438889
Just because you're butthurt against junko doesn't me she's not a host. Stay mad.
>>3438841
Thankfully. Gengar, do you have any loved ones by chance?
>>3438855
I maybe Japanese, but I never heard, or touched this Perman.
>>3438856
This creature is... it's a lot larger than I expected!
>Dodges the electricity.
Tch!
>Shoots an arrow into one of it's eyes.
>>3438856
>He manages to get out of the way, somehow guarding the electricity.
So, you finally decided to rear your ugly head, huh? Let's get down to business, freak.
Post your favorite win screens
>>3438757
Never change anon~
>>3438807
>He flicks her forehead
Ah, it's been forever since I've done that. Don't be an idiot, I was making fun of you.
>>3438872
>He coughs
W-was it that obvious?
>>3438831
Oh, I see. I won't pry, that's between you two after all.
>>3438902
>implying I'm butthurt
Her games are literally meme tier, it's a fact.
>>3438831
In such a case, I'd assume you'd have just the same purpose as the shrine maiden I know and loathe.
>>3438837
I haven't lived as long as I have constantly on the run from a species of monsters that want to EAT ME while simultaneously being shunned by society as a whole without a reason!
>>3438841
>She sighs softly
Point taken, point taken.
>>3438856
>She immediately drops in to her tank, the hatch sealing, electricity being harmlessly dispersed as she begins to drive backwards, a brief indicating light coming from the barrel of her tank being followed immediately by a massive beam aimed at the center of mass
>>3438837
That's because you are. Or were. I am as confused as you are.
>>3438910
Not a lotta people know her real hair color so it was kinda obvious to me that you had takin' a liking towards her or her towards you or somethin' like that.
>>3438909
Third Billmageddon when?
>>3438855
>She licks the doll's hand in assurance. But she eventually loses interest in the doll and it's petting, and wanders off towards another area.
>>3438881
>>3438856
....
A-Awoo?
>>3438889
How is it a meme? She doesn't host her game too often but she's still a host.
>>3438891
zzzz...
>>3438923
No, meme games are Mr.Bones and the HEYAYAYA games.
>>3438930
Cute nipple
>>3438856
>slips into the earth, evading the electricity completely
>>3438903
Loved ones? The closest thing I've had to a loved one would be my last few trainers, other than that, just friends.
>>3438925
So, if our powers appear to be over the top, or excessive, that only just shows what kind of level we are playing on... And I imagine it's just a lot more fun having a bigger badder tank right?
FURRY GAME WHEN
>>3438948
Don't forget Jen Sneu
>>3438909
>I don't have many.
>>3438921
Thank you. It's weird... talking about that relationship.
>>3438925
What's the purpose of your shrine maiden, if I dare ask?
>>3438957
I see.
>>3438962
eus jeun sneu beutreuy neughtweutch ceustleu neu deul euk geu beut beutreuy neu euk wheute wuelker
>>3438909
>My very first win
>>3438872
Vitamin D? Does that come after C? Will it make me even smarter? I-is there a vitamin Z?!
>>3438910
D-don't flick my head... it hurts! Flick something else instead that doesn't hurt if you enjoy it that much!
>>3438896
>He stands up straight.
Sol Badguy. Member of The Holy Order Of Sacred Knights.
>He relaxes.
What is it?
>>3438925
Gears don't eat. Gears don't sleep. Hell, I don't even think they breath. They only kill. That's it. Some pile of scrap isn't going to stop them.
>>3438928
No, I'm not. Weren't you listening?
>>3438962
>FURRY GAME WHEN
Now we're talking
>>3438985
>having that sexy sumbitch on your winscreen
Lucky fucker.
>>3438856
Hmm?
>>3438903
It's a manga!
You know, the one with the copy robot.
You do read manga, don't you?
>>3438936
Oh, goodbye, dog.
>>3438909
>first one I've ever gotten
>>3438970
Why do you ask?
>>3438930
There was a mutual liking for a while. We dated for a short time, she disappeared, came back, broke up with me. I moved on, dated someone else, turns out she didn't move on, then.....uh....she disappeared indefinitely. Until now apparently.
>>3438987
Chiru, that's a really dangerous thing to say you know. People will take advantage of you if you say that kind of stuff.
