HG thread
>end my suffering has returned
>if singles I'll take a nap
I want to violently rape Mufeft
>>3403852
Wha-
>Chokes
>>3403868
>Mufeft
you tried
>>3403868
fuck
>>3403885
rip best pokemon
Guess we're usin this one.
HEY ENZO, DON'T LOOK TO THE LEFT.
You looked to the left.
https://youtu.be/oF4V8jF53_4
>>3403925
Jesus! You're so goddamn cold!
>>3403925
A fair match!? YOU HAD A GUN, SCREW THAT
>>3403940
>Hoshi linking actually decent music
>>3403940
>kissu
>>3403941
Well, I'm a hee-snowman, dumbie! Hee-ho!
>>3403925
It is an sad excuse for a creature. The world would benefit from it's removal.
>>3403940
>Kissu
>>3403925
Eggman-kun, always ruining my performances. But I won't let you win this time.
>>3403961
Get off me 'fore I freeze to death!
>>3403925
Ha!
>He jumps over the car
>>3403901
>actually forgot to play music, so thanks for being psychic. Now I just with I knew what the song was about...
>>3403914 (A Certain Little Time Traveler)
It isn't? You mean this isn't the first time you've come back in time, or the first time you've done something unprepared?
>>3403890
W-Well, it's possible if I'm caught off-guard...
>>3403901
Maybe next time, anon-kun...
>>3403940
>sways to beat
>>3403990
Hee-well, that's the plan, ho!
Hee-ho ho!
>>3403938
I would rather not say.
>>3403925
H-Hey, don't look at me like that! John Cena's my idol!
Wait what the fu-
Shut up and take Barbie me, you've got a party to survive.
O-ok.
>>3404023
>>3403958
>50s later
Fucking liar
>>3403958
>>3403960
>>3403984
>>3404010
https://youtu.be/1nCLBTmjJBY
>>3404023
...Never trust a red man. Knew his thirst hold no bounds.
>>3403901
>>3404004
>>3403940
>mislink, it should be obvious what was to who
>>3404023
One of the has to fall.
>>3404008
>Nope. Haven't posted Carlton in a while.
>>3404023
I'll come back from that and then I'll knock you out. Permanently.
>>3404045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
AND AFTER ALL
YOU'RE MY WONDER WAAAAALL
>>3404023
I heard that King Dedede keeps a photo of Kirby in his locker, so I decided to check!
It's true. All of it.
>>3404023
>>3404012
>She throws him off her.
Buzz off!
>>3404004
The first.
>>3404023
>>3404038
>>3404023
>>3404067
>He hits his head on the ground.
>-20!
Ow.
zzz....fuzzy....z...techincal wrestling specialist...zzz....
Lenny.
The chosen of the Emerald Dragon calls out to you for your gift.
>>3404068
Yea? I take it the other attempts didn't work out too well?
>>3404064
>this is fucking catchy
>>3404095
>>3404083
Serves you right, ya little perv!
>>3404095
>She sighs.
This is the liiiife...
>>3404095
I must be losing my mind, sleeping with a penguin of all things.
>tfw you're in love with an avafag
>>3404122
That's pretty fuckin gay famo.
>>3404103
Correct.
>>3404122
Keep your Pervert Power low.
>>3404095
You can do better than that, Spike...o.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PlD84j7DcJU
>>3404122
I know that feel
>>3404115
Hee-what, ho? I was trying to hee-kill you, ho!
>He spins around, as he is still on the ground.
>>3404122
>LF
>>3404122
who?
>>3404122
Oh really! Who is it? Be honest now.
![[Screamsinternally].png](https://i.imgur.com/dmjxgIM.png "[Screamsinternally].png")
>>3404122
Ha, who does tha-
Shit.
>>3404122
why
>>3404140
>LF
>>3404122
Idiot
>>3404154
>LF
>>3404122
That's great and all anon, but you know, you shouldn't get attached to someone over the internet.
>>3404155
gay
>>3404122
H-How idiotic of you...
>>3404128
... Well, I've said before, if you figure something out, I might be able to help you... Otherwise, good luck
>>3404155
You have it easy.
>>3404122
>Tricky?
>>3404135
Snugglin' up with me! Mr. J's gonna have your head on a silver platter!
>>3404095
I do not understand.
>>3404155
I want yandere-chan to stab me.
>>3404122
>Ocelot
>>3404155
Y-yuno?
>>3404122
May god forgive me for my sins.
>>3404160
>finn
>>3404169
>kissu
QUINTUPLE POWERBOMB BITCH.
>>3404140
Yeah naw mate.
>>3404127
This is me however.
>>3404181
I'm in love with myself, that's enough
>>3404186
>cody
>>3404175
Hee-ho ho! I wouldn't dare, ho!
>>3404191
WAIT, W-
>zzz
>>3404191
I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake. Triple D, get up. Please.
>>3404184
>nah
>>3404180
>stabs
>>3404122
>tfw
>>3404169
Not unblocking you.
>>3404191
No such thing as overkill.
>>3404191
Here I come!
>Runs at her in full speeds, and stabs her.
>>3404155
>you will never be yandere-chans sempai
>>3404191
>>3404122
>tfw he doesn't love you back
>>3404191
We Americans are known for our strength, fortunately!
>>3404211
Sorry, but I REALLY needed it!
>>3404191
Hey, watch where you're driving, dirtba-
>A sickening crunch is heard.
>>3404211
Well maybe ya should've thought about that before makin' a pact with Satan to tap this ass! Have fun getting your spine broke.
>>3404235
My life explained.
>>3404242
Air strength.
>>3404212
>Is dead
>>3404172
Thanks.
Little did they know, I actually wanted them to throw food so that I could eat it.
Wait is that a beer bottl-
>Crack
>>3404213
>bleeds profusely
th-thanks...
>>3404122
(Link is right, even if you do have those feelings, being friends for the time being is for the best.)
>>3404214
>kissu
>>3404231
>you don't really want that lmao
>>3404242
Hee-liar, ho!
>>3404251
Oh, that's the hee-funny part, ho! I don't have one of those, ho.
>>3404260
Hee-ho!
>>3404220
W-Why must you play with my heart?
>>3404260
>>3404256
Who gives wrestlers real hammers?
>>3404260
I'm confiscating this stuff until I'm sure it's safe.
>>3404260
You did that on purpose, Souda. I hate you!
we're all secretly gay tbqh
>>3404272
C-Come on, no hard feelings, right? Right?
>>3404286
You broke my only rule.
>>3404189
Cease! Unless you wish to taste the wrath of a Crimson Demon!
>tfw I just added an event where the player breaks into the Keebler elf tree and steals their cookies; then burning the tree afterwards
I blame listening to Vegeta's Super Saiyan theme while I think up events.
>>3404260
*stirs awake*
Hmm? What happened to me?
>>3404272
Ya know what I mean, shortstack.
Anyway, now that I have my guts smeared across the parkin' lot, I'm gonna to bed. Save me some cake from the party!
>She's already sneaking out half the cake.
Hey, can I get a ride to KFC?
No? Okay, fuck you too.
>>3404260
All of you sick anyway!
>>3404300
I-I apologized profusely for it, y-you left me all alone, f-fool!
>>3404325
m-my spotlight
>>3404256
>zulf plays a song as sermon, whilst he buries you wwe style taking DDD'S King sized coffin backstage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
>>3404304
Hee-how do you like your death, ho? Blood loss, or suffocation, ho?
>>3404324
Uh, hee-sure, clown girl?
>>3404325
HEE-HO.
>>3404300
Oh, we know. France is probably the most gay out of all of us.
>>3404325
Wait, wha--
>>3404292
Don't ask me, I'm just a corpse now.
Good evening
>>3404270
...
>kissu
>>3404313
You're not actually a demon are you?
>>3404333
>>3404310
>>3404325
Did you guys know? This man is a closet pedophile.
>>3404356
>kissu
>>3404325
Need a little help ya big dragon. Two against one isn't really fair in my book...
>>3404325
Thanks for the save. Lord knows how badly that could've gone.
>>3404347
Well you wouldn't have been if people were more responsible.
>>3404325
Controlling this thing will be harder than I thought.
You went to the feast didn't you?
>Goodnight HG. It's been a fun night.
>>3404316
>Kek.
>>3404361
What part of Crimson Demon entered your skull and exited it as quickly as it came?
>>3404363
You weren't sincere.
>>3404384
Good night
>>3404270
>implying
>we are taking about "shoulder stabber" blade here.
>>3404365
Did you just? That is revolting.
>>3404377
My spot wasn't lucky at all...
>>3404377
Wrestle THIS dragon!
>>3404384
Sleep tight.
>>3404356
Evening.
>>3404344
Until attacks happened. I saw him asking if his Napoleon coat still fits.
>>3404377
Vietnam teachings me these tactics
>>3404377
Of course, with my leadership, we were always bound for success!
>>3404384
See ya
FAT
>>3404377
No, I didn't.
>>3404316
What games are these?
What's up my nig nogs?
>>3404377
Eat shit you blond bastard!
>>3404377
Sustained massive damage to the head. I can not continue.
EL SPIKO, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR HIGH FLYING MOVES INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND BEAT ME?
CAUSE YOU JUST DID.
FUCK.
>>3404397
u-u-uhh
>>3404409
YES
MOAR
>>3404387
None of it, and that's why I knew to ask you if you were really a demon... Just was curious if it was just a simple title, or you were actually a real demon...
>>3404377
I disappointed again.
>>3404397
It's not your fault.
>>3404384
Night
>>3404427
Now I win
>>3404389
I-I did not think it was that egregious of a crime! I-I did not think you would crush me under your foot for such a petty thing!
>>3404359
>goes back to stalking you from afar
>>3404393
>kinky
(Player1) farts really loud. (Player6) comes up and rapes (Player1) to death. XD. I fucking hate my dad
>>3404418
Kys or repent Chopper.
>>3404401
Hello soviet. How are you fairing this evening?
>>3404429
hm?
>>3404440
better luck next time anyways.
>>3404432
I don't have any more
>>3404342
Hm... Preferably neither. Why, are you looking for a fight?
>>3404377
Darn it, I thought I was gonna get him for sure...
>>3404418
Nothing much.
>>3404447
>I-I did not think it was that egregious of a crime!
>such a petty thing.
You don't even understand what you did.
>>3404432
Why are you encouraging such low level shitposting?
Stop it, bad anon, BAD!
>>3404454
hhahahahahah i miss you dad
>>3404427
I hear chicks dig the championship belt.
Sorry, Ambro.
>>3404460
a-autograph thank you please!
>>3404437
It appears my previous sentiment did not reach you at all, refer back to it and then say something actually worth my time!
>>3404456
>Chopper
Not anymore
>>3404462
neato
>>3404457
Good Britain. You?
>>3404452
>hears distant Cheeki Breeki
Bandits?
So uh, who wants punch? I think the punch has some laxatives in it actually, never mind.
WE'RE DOWN TO SIX.
HG burn book when
>>3404484
Oh come on, as if you two wouldn't be an adorable couple.
>>3404491
wat is?
>>3404427
My defeat was for the best. I have something to attend to. Thank you for the opportunity. I hope you enjoy the anniversary of your birth.
>>3404384
Farewell jester.
>>3404465
I-I do, I-I just did not think it was really that awful to warrant you doing such a deed...
>>3404499
RIP in peace, sweet prince
>>3404473
Oh! Sure thing! Really never know when you're gonna meet a fan.
>>3404484
You're joking right? you must be be, cause that's pathetic.
>>3404484
Using my future telling skills, I can safely deduce that Kneesocks is gonna win!
>>3404483
Swell. The big vote is coming up soon which has gotten me thinking a lot.
>>3404497
It won't work.
>>3404499
Here is cake. Madr by friend
>gives you Boris buterbrod cake
>>3404484
>>3404497
Are you blind? Me, going with that guy?
You probably would have gotten impaled on her horn anyways.
FIVE.
>>3404499
What.
>>3404460
I think this simulator just doesn't favor people who's names are made of four letters.
>>3404506
You're right.
I haven't punished you enough yet.
don't just stand there bust a nut
>>3404512
uhh t-t-thank you
>>3404518
>>3404519
I still ship it.
>>3404524
Yeah.. Wrestling moves.. let's go with that.
>>3404524
deanie is dead, we burnt his beanie.
>>3404516
Chose wisely. Don't be like US where we have bad candidates
>>3404524
Блять
>>3404504
A book (not necessarily physical) where you write stuff about others, like secrets and rumors.
>>3404524
The "Best" wouldn't have missed that, step up your game.
>>3404476
Well, looks like a little demon's got a bit of an attitude... I was just curious is all, I can leave you alone if you don't want me to waste your time, usually other people are rather approachable.
>>3404535
I THINK HE CALLS THIS MOVE, THE FALL OF THE SOVIET UNION.
FOUR.
>>3404543
But I'm right here.
>>3404524
Whoops.
>>3404529
B-Being ignored and neglected by you is punishment enough. I do not know what you could possibly do to top that.
>>3404528
Guess I need to start using my full name.
>>3404541
Of course!
>>3404542
You're insane. Any news with that girl you like?
>>3404569
How could we lose? We're so green.
>>3404578
We live together now.
>>3404545
To be frank, the choice is down to how I want to be screwed. Do I want to be screwed with the rest of the EU or do I want to be screwed alone.
>>3404546
but we do that every day
>>3404569
...For hells sake, you have to be kidding me.
>>3404569
Dammit Ambrose.
>tries to hold back laughter
>>3404587
I don't know. If EU tell them that Ukraine is muddle ground.
>>3404569
O-Okay, my future telling skills are shit. But nevertheless, I can tell that El Spiko will win!
>>3404549
You made the mistake of thinking I was a person.
>>3404617
I feel the jinx already.
>>3404586
Damn, you move fast.
>>3404569
Teaming up with a dragon is not what I do often. But screw it! Let's go!
>>3404574
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WHO'S GONNA BE TAKING HOME THE BIRTHDAY BELT?
>>3404617
>cough
>>3404524
& happy birthday, while its still today
>>3404569
shhhh deano it's okay you're dead now go home to momma
>>3404377
....perhaps its time to retire...
>>3404615
The Ukrainians would beg to differ.
if dubs i do the thing
if single i maybe do it anyway
>>3404597
But wouldn't it be nice to have a database of sorts?
>>3404635
What do you mean?
>>3404639
This tag team ends tonight.
>>3404631
I know. The suspense is amazing, right?>>3404639
Just you wait!
>>3404627
... I never exactly made that mistake, I asked if you were actually a demon in order to avoid that mistake... as for me saying "people are usually approchable", I refer to everyone here as "people"... a person doesn't mean human...
>>3404639
Alright you dragon. I know you're the crowd favorite around these parts, but i'm going to win this shit.
>>3404639
I believe I've lost to the best. My work units are on El Spiko.
>>3404660
now you donut doit
>>3404505
Okay okay! I'm sorry!.
>I passed out twice, I'm I okay now?
>>3404577
Hey Miku can I have an autograph?
>>3404670
I've always wanted to win a Superslam. Gonna suck to lose again.
>>3404673
I think you've got me confused with someone else.
>>3404663
You're literally asking for a catalyst of drama, you really think HG needs that?
>>3404639
ЧEPT!
>>3404658
I wish I couldn't care about Ukraine joining the Fourth Rei- I mean EU. Just that your friends might have other ideas to get me first strike and shit.
>>3404637
YOU FUCKING NOW YOU GOT IT IN MY HEAD
>>3404637
I-I love you.
>>3404695
Wha? but you're an idol too, you should be giving autographs as well!
>>3404697
There's always next time, right?
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
>>3404667
I mean ya living with the girl you like. That's moving pretty damn quick if you ask me.
>>3404697
What do you mean?
>>3404718
Yeah suure.
>>3404733
...Oh shi--
>>3404718
>crimson demon-chan will never profess her love to you
kill me
>>3404733
>>3404724
I blame you.
Congratulationns, Nanashi.
Thanks for hosting a great game, Dean.
>>3404734
Well, she sleeps better with me, and with her sleep schedule, she needs all the rest she can get.
Congrats.
>>3404733
GG spike you did your best to be the runner up.
Congrats Nanashi, and thanks for the game host.
>>3404698
I just want this place to finally die.
>>3404733
Oh shit
>>3404733
Yeah! That's what i'm talking about!
>>3404702
It's called the "Merkel Reich". Just keep the fuel coming and the territorial expansion down and I doubt they'll gave a problem.
>>3404733
Oh dear.
>>3404733
Hee-ho!
Congrats, ho!
>>3404733
Thanks for the game, Dean~
Congrats weird haircut dude
>>3404671
I do not care for your explanations. Begone with you.
>>3404722
Haha, I know, but idols can be fans of other idols... Oh! I just got an idea!
Gimmie ideas for events, and I can maybe work on them and add 'em.
>>3404762
I got ut
THE WINNER OF THIS BIRTHDAY BASH.
AND NEW.
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3UvYG8yhOk
>>3404733
My congratulations to the winner. Killing a dragon in hand to hand combat is quite the achievement.
>>3404718
nice rp you fucking autist
>puts out cigarette on your arm, burning a hole in your dress
>pulls eyepatch and lets it come back and smack you in the face
>spits on you
>rips your cape off
>sprays you with a hose and pushes you into a mud puddle
>stomps on the back of your head
>whips you with the hose
>chucks your hat into the distance like a Frisbee
fucking bitch
>>3404733
>>3404795
Super congrats Nanashi!
>>3404787
Idea?
>>3404733
Well shit.
Thanks for hosting for us Deano. Grats to the winner as well.
>>3404757
>T-Thanks, friend.
>>3404733
Thanks for hosting, and congrats to Nanashi!
>>3404752
H-Heh... No hard feelings, right!
>>3404752
Alright, alright. I gotcha. And thanks.
>>3404754
>>3404771
Thanks!
>>3404772
And my hair ain't weird.
>>3404795
I'll take that!
>>3404733
Congratulations, Nanashi. Thank you for hosting, birthday kid.
>>3404795
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3404790
you should make some about vidya, anime, tv shows, current events, etc. Add some spicy death events to that too. :^)
>>3404760
Was this your revenge plan?
