LLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
48 SUPERSTARS STEP INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE IN ORDER TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP, IN SATURDAY NIGHT'S HUNGER GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-1fTlSDF0
Colonel Sanders
>>3402887
El Spiko
Kneesocks
Kuroyukihime
>>3402887
Natsuki Subaru
Paladin
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE, AND I AM A CERTIFIED G AND A BONAFIED STUD AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
BADABOOM
REALIST GUY IN THE ROOM
HOW YOU DOIN?
Mikan Tsumiki
Sin Kiske
Ichimatsu
The Squad
Kurumi
>>3402887
Clawdia
This girl
Number 6
Shalashaska
Shinsuke Nakamura
Eggman-kun
Fyxe
Harley Quinn
Osamu Dazai
>>3402887
Alice Margatroid
Arikawa Hime
>>3402887
Clank the B1
Kazuichi Souda!
Furry porn
Marcus Holloway
Miku
Moonlight butterfly
UNUSED CHARACTER
King Dedede
Beowulf
LEMME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
Jack Frost
>>3402887
Gengar
Mami Tomoe
>>3402887
Madoka
Premier Soviet
>>3402887
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3402887
Chikane Himeyama
Link
The Birthday Boy
DRAGON WRESTLER NITO
Pancake-chan
Alfred Jones
>>3402886
So... if you aren't human, mind if I ask what you are?
>>3402891
So if you are talking about what happens in the future, is that the time you came here from?
Lilith
The Flashing Buttoner
>>3402897
Removing the Charismatic Pervert II from history will prevent this.
>>3402926
>Backflips away from the attack.
Nanashi.
>>3402900
>We're in the same boat.
Nanashi
>>3402887
Maria and Harusame
Utsutsu
>>3402983
I'm not really sure myself...sorry...
>>3402976
Let me eat you.
Big Cass
Late Kuroneko
>>3402747
Even when embodied with light...this corrupted creature was enough to be the vanquisher of Kamineko for today...
>>3402786
The word communist never came out of my mouth, Soldier.
>>3402776
Then go and complete your task dragon tamer, however...I asure you my life will reach further than the limit you have said I had. 50 years...
>>3402792
I was not lazy! I decided to throw it at you because I wanted! You could've reacted fast enough, but you didn't.
>>3402831
.....M-My energy depleted faster than I expected. If it wasn't for this infernal heat I'd...
Canada
>>3402838
Isupport your fight.
>>3402858
I am now unstoppable. I am bullet proof, my heart barely beats so I am snipe targets from miles away. Thanks comrade
Endo
>>3402906
>>3402937
You're welcome
>>3402987
Nice dodge... for someone with a punchable face. What is it?
>>3402987
WELL? WHERE IS THE LITTLE BASTARD?
>>3402973
Looking good, birthday boy.
>>3402973
Another year closer to death. Have a good one.
>>3403006
You just said it. CommieNeko.
>>3403015
Should I make you hee-colder, ho? Hee-well, at least you seem better, ho!
>>3403010
Hello Canada
>>3403010
Oh, heya Canada! How's it going?
>>3403006
Really? It wasn't that warm, Miss. Maybe you shouldn't wear multiple layers of clothing next time...
Beatrix
oh shit i missed a superslam. time to kill myself
>>3402998
I think Akemi-san had something to do with this...
...I don't see how else something like that would be possible, sir.
>>3403003
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG CASS, AND HE'S 7 FOOT TALL, AND YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT
BADABOOM
REALIST GUYS IN THE ROOM
HOW YOU DOIN?
>>3402983
50 years in the future.
>>3403006
>>3403006
You do not last 50 years.
You fall before that.
>>3403015
Good.
>>3403028
You join the Resistance.
>>3403030
I am looking for them.
>>3402973
Happy birthday?
>>3402973
Happy Birthday.
>>3403069
isn't it you cant teach that?
>>3403038
Russians and cold are inseparable. Remember WWII?
>>3403069
>beat
>>3403003
Cass I think I'm going sawft
>>3403061
No need for that mister faceless person, just let someone swap you
>>3402973
Have a happy birthday.
>>3402973
Another year and you're closer to eternal damnation, Happy Birthday, Dean.
>>3402973
Oh? Best wishes from Miku!
>>3402973
Happy birthday.
>>3402999
That's fine... I'm not completely sure what i am either~
You don't have any special powers or anything do you?
>>3402956
Awwoooooooo~
>>3403071
Interesting... I wonder what the world would be like in 50 years...
>>3403071
this is some g-o-o-d RP damn
>>3402973
Dude. I got the ladders
>>3403071
>She groans.
Does the bugger have a name besides that Charismatic Perv bullshit?
>>3403071
Why should I join the Resistance? And what the hell is the Resistance anyway!?
>>3402973
Happy birthday you crazy bastard.
>>3402887
Zulf
>>3402973
Happy birthday, fa.m
>>3402973
H-Happy birthday, mister!
>>3403071
>>3403037
>>3403056
>I need a break for dinner, see you later.
>>3402973
Happy birthday!
>>3402973
Happy birthday, Akem-...
..I mean, mister Ambrose.
>>3402973
Happy birthday to ya.
>>3402973
Happy Birthday Sn-DEAN, I mean Dean
>>3403087
Ah, hee-yes, THAT giant war you hee-humans got yourself into, ho. Yes, I know, ho!
>tfw nobody wished you happy birthday when it was your birthday
>>3402973
Kehe! Happy one year closer to death day human!
>>3402973
Happy Birthday man.
>>3402973
Have a nice day, Birthday Boy!
>>3402973
Happy Birthday, dude!
>>3403156
You too!
>>3403089
S, HOW YOU DOING?
A, HOW YOU DOING?
W, HOW YOU DOING?
F, HOW YOU DOING?
T, HOW YOU DOING?
>>3403156
I took it in stride... don't complain.
>>3403071
Pff only 50 years?
Wait, that means we were born roughly in the same decade.
>>3403156
>tfw you didn't even tell anybody it was your birthday
Big whoop, another year, who cares?
>>3403156
That is impossible. Unless you did not tell anyone.
>>3403106
Chaos.
>>3403117
It is unknown.
>>3403123
The Resistance.
It fights against the Charismatic Pervert II.
They rule the world in 50 years.
>>3402973
One year closer to non-existence.
49 to go, Dean.
>>3403111
kek savage. come on lay off a bit bro
Thanks, I mean it.
BUT NOW AIN'T THE TIME FOR GOING SAWFT, WE ALL GOT A BELT TO WIN.
INTRODUCING YOUR ROSTER. CHECK IT. SWAP IT.
>>3403156
Never too late, have- or I hope you had a good one.
>>3403156
>tfw people do wish you happy birthday on your birthday
It's a weird feeling when you feel like you don't deserve it. It actually kind of hurt in a way.
>>3403156
>tfw people told you to stop attentionwhoring when it was your birthday
>>3402973
Happy birthday Dean!
>>3403152
>(Player1) does the truffle shuffle. (Player2) explodes.
Why is this so funny?
>>3403188
You...
I do not recognize you.
We do not meet.
>>3403203
Good.
>>3403203
I'm at your side Kaname-chan.
Together we can make it through this, I promise.
Both of us will get there, just trust me, alright?
>>3403203
Looks fine, lets proceed.
>>3403203
Looks god, as per usual deny the swap.
>>3403196
I'll just kick their ass before that even happens. Simple as all get out.
>>3403203
It's been awhile since i've said this... but let's kick some ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5DZ9UyOsQ
>>3403203
Looks good, hee-host!
>>3403203
You can swap me out, I have really bad luck anyways.
>>3403019
>>3402951
>>3403207
I will wish you a happy birthday again when we both get a year older.
>>3403196
Well, you're helpful. Guess I'll start lookin'.
>>3403203
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBLEEEEEEE!
>>3403106
AWOOOOOOO!
>>3403203
It's time!
>>3403203
>>3403255
She just hosted, she deserves to play
>>3403203
>parachutes into thread
ALL BEWARE OF THE RED SCARE
>>3402973
Happy birthday man
>>3403186
>>3403204
Hey, I can do that too, if I figured out how it works~ In my world that ability is called pain split... well, I guess it only divides the damage, doesn't really heal it...
>>3403196
Chaos? Why is that? What happens?
>>3403203
Good luck district 9
>>3403203
Looks well. Proceed.
>>3403203
d-ding ding
>>3402973
Happy xth Mr Ambrose!
As the closest thing to an Ura Priest here I anoint this celebration so that olak and roathus may give us the gift.
>puts on shades
THE GIFT OF PARTYING HARD!!
>>3403213
Damn.
Sorry dude.
Hope you still had a great one.
>>3403255
What Ocelot said.
But if you really insist then I will thankfully take your spot.
>>3403270
It's really no trouble.
>>3403299
Good luck!
>>3403249
You fail.
The Resistance saves you.
>>3403259
Good.
>>3403274
The Charismatic Pervert II rules the world.
>>3403309
I insist
>>3403239
Goodluck beautiful.
>>3403309
Thank you, Miku. Time for me to not be a disappointment this time.
>>3403255
DONE.
PULL OUT THE STREAMERS, WHIP OUT THE STEEL CHAIRS, AND HIT THE MUSIC. THIS PARTY'S STARTING NOW.
...
Anyone bring a stereo?
>>3403236
Its possible we are from different worlds, at firstbi thought it was bullshit, but wierdly thats very common here.
You ever heard of the Corporation wars?
>>3403314
I call bull... but you actually look serious. What's your deal.
>>3402973
wouldn't have thought this would come in handy but here
happy birthday
>>3403259
>Sol and I-No are used more.
>Harley, Saiyaman, Shinichi, and Ghidorah are used less.
The fuck goes on in your head?
>>3403341
WHY ARE YOU STICKING MY HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT!?!
>>3403341
I am already exceeding my last performance. I will make sure to get far.
Tfw you don't see the point anymore.
>>3403341
Hee-coward, ho!
Oh well, more for hee-me, ho!
>>3403341
It's not over, not yet
>>3403341
>Day one
>Furry porn and Fyxe killed
If this doesn't smell like conspiracy...
>>3403341
>>3403341
>Poses
Don't die on me!
>>3403314
Charismatic Pervert II? What the hell is that!?
>>3403341
Heheheh... been a while since I've gotten these
>>3403316
No worries Ocy, thank you though
>>3403333
Happy to
>>3403341
Thanks!
>>3403274
You could? Interesting...
Are abilities similar to mine something normal in your world?
>>3402913
>>3403341
>Oh fuck, didn't even notice there was a Sin in the roster.
ALRIGHT PIRATE BOY! LET'S GET SHAKIN'!
>>3403352
>Guilty Gear.
>>3403380
Sorry fluffernutter. Better luck next time.
Hey guys!
I'm back from watching the Jungle Book
>>3403371
What's the point in any of this, really
>>3403349
W-wait, It's not that kind of party.
>>3403349
Dean better clean up his mess when he finishes
>>3403177
I'm sorry Cass I need to go and think and get my rhythm back so I don't fall of the brink
>>3403371
Just let the silent death take you away from this place. I feel it happening to me as well.
>>3403417
It's nothing personal, really, but its every person for themselves.
>>3403409
that's great to hear anon, hope you enjoyed it
>>3403417
Law breaks you in Soviet Russia
>>3403417
This is probably the next best thing than an organic....
>>3403409
was it good?
>>3403417
What was I thinking, challenging a pro-wrestler with my wimpy arms?
>>3403407
>Hi Sol.
That'll be the perfect table for my dinner good job!
>>3403417
Comin in hotter than a breast right out the fryer, GERONIMO!
>>3403401
Well, there are monsters all equipped with different abilities... in fact, I still haven't encountered abilities here that I couldn't relate too... I don't even know of all the abilities in my world... nor all the pokemon I'd imagine...
>>3403417
Training with an arthropod and getting my stuff stolen. This could have been a better start.
>>3403417
My grandma can do a better finisher than you. Lay off would ya?
>>3403432
Question. What do I look like in the future?
>>3403421
>>3403417
>A set of explosive chattering teeth falls out of her pocket when she gets kicked in the leg.
Damn it! I was saving those too!
>>3403409
Damn, you late, nigga.
>>3403417
The popcorn there tasted nice!
>>3403417
I-I thought we were friends...
>>3403417
>>3403452
>>3402973
>eats birthday cake
I dunno about you guys, but this whole party thing is starting to rub off on me, so what if I just stole Adam Rose's gimmick and became the new party guy?
Adam Rose also got fired and got arrested for domestic abuse, so uh, never mind.
>tfw you're screwed when you share birthdays with someone who isn't a literal who
>>3403458
Older.
>>3403494
At this time... this is when I was attacked.
>>3403494
Maybe you should invest in ear muffs, because I refuse to stop.
>>3403500
>tfw you don't tell anyone when you do and pretend their party is yours
>>3403494
Where's that middle aged man in a sailor fuku?
>>3403494
Your help is most appreciated, Beowulf.
>>3403455
Hmm...so what *are* your abilities? You've been pretty vague about it...
>>3403494
AH! Damn it! Ah.... that frigging hurt!
>>3403511
No shit! I mean do I have any details on my face or body. Come on, spit it out!
>>3403494
They will not leave me alone.
>>3403453
What? I thought we were throwing people into these tables!
>>3403494
Awesome!
>She wears it for the rest of the game.
>>3403500
>Bolin and I have the same birthday.
>>3403324
Huh? I don't see why you'd call me beautiful.
I'm just like any other normal girl...
...I appreciate your well wishing however, sir.
>>3403417
I don't think you should be stealing those supplies, miss.
We might need them soon and when you waste them all it might come back on you, I might even have to intervene.
>>3403500
Don't worry sir.
If you say it's your birthday and it's with someone who might be a bit more well known than you are I will still give both of you one of these adventures if you'd wish to have one!
>>3403494
Now the blin ring is mine!
>>3403516
Hey Kneesocks.
>>3403494
Only 9.99!
Seriously, that's cheeper than dying!
...
God why did I take this job
>>3403494
That was the best night ever! We talked about politics, apparently.
>>3403494
Is my car broken again? That bump spells trouble. Hope it's not the back axle.
>>3403475
You really look like an asian Mickey Rourke.
>>3403432
Well guess that theory is correct. My world was taken over by megacorps. I had a pretty cushty job as an executive until I learnt the hard way what life is like for the rejected and fired. A woman gave me a chance to fight back, and now I hit them so hard they wished they had never fired me.
So I guess Im a resistance fighter of some kind.
>he takes the time to smoke
Whats your tyrant kid?
>>3403500
>People have wished you death on your birthday here
Those uh, those don't look like birthday presents you 2, you can have em back.
>>3403500
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>>3403533
>>Bolin and I have the same birthday.
I genuinely feel bad for you now.
>>3403533
What's the point in that when you can use it for something more, are you going to break it anyway?
>>3403566
I always wish you happiness you silly baka.
>>3403566
As much of an asshole as you are, I guess that's pretty fucked up. Sorry dude.
>>3403536
>loli Mami
>>3403537
Greetings Soviet
>>3403573
...I knew robots were strong, but that was a bit excessive...
>>3403573
Count on me
>>3403530
Resistance members do not reveal their bodies.
>>3403552
My world is controlled by the Charismatic Pervert II.
90% of men are enslaved. 70% of women are enslaved.
I am of the Resistance. We fight back.
>>3403573
Cool.
https://youtu.be/VzVG1pUvjCs?t=1m40s
A nice recipe for you Dean.
>>3403573
FUCK THAT
>>3403573
Hey! Get your ass back here. I'm not done pummeling it!
>>3403573
We deserve these trophies.
>>3403573
>>3403573
I can't believe I'm doing this well in hand to hand combat...
>>3403573
Oh no, I wonder what the command is gonna be...
>>3403573
Carry me to the backroom rest area I need to make sure I can eat all that food!
>>3403573
Hee-hm hm.
'(Player1) builds a highly sophisticated catapult. First (he/she1) kidnaps (Player2) and (Player3), tying them up and placing them on the catapult. Then launching them into the sky. (Player2) and (Player3) die shortly after they land on a side of the mountain.
3
Player1
Player2, Player3'
^ An event I'm now adding to the Hikari Games
Thanks whoever made the EventManager!
>>3403566
>That's a bit much. Don't know when your birthday is, but I hope it's fun for you.
>>3403573
Whew...thanks lady. I'll pay ya back at some point!
>>3403587
>10/15. Don't worry about it, I'll manage. >>3403589
>The table is already broken.
Maybe.
>>3403601
>Give you nukes
Now here are instructions and you can destroy that man. Atomic fire us solution to many problems especially in Japan.
>>3403597
How are you doing?
>>3403527
well, I can form energy into an orb to use as a projectile... I can shoot the same kind of energy out from my eyes like a little beam... I can phase through objects, since I'm part ghostie, and I can use some psychic abilities that allow me to access dreams, and even confuse people... Those are just what I can do as of now, there are more things I could learn, though, like the pain split ability I was talking about earlier...
>>3403566
>Happy late/early birthday then~
>>3403432
I see... do you have any more info on them? Maybe I can help somehow?
>>3403573
Butter my biscuits, you're a fast one! Ah well, fer the best considerin the occasion.
Tell ya what, to honor the occasion, here's a special coupon. All you can eat the day you use it for free. Works at any KFC location!
>>3403601
Is it some kinda of dress code? Is that why?
If I just pretend that's Matoi trying to crawl up to me, I can probably sleep.
....
...Why is there purple?
>>3403638
I'm doing fine, nothing to really write home about.
>>3403667
It'll be a national hit, I can see it now!
>>3403667
Now that's something I prefer over fighting.
>>3403667
Who's Matoi, eh?
>>3403673
Won any games recently and you have someone for Homecoming?
>>3403667
Uh... Um... This is... Uh...
>>3403638
These are not useful.
>>3403639
No.
>>3403645
Correct.
>>3403667
T-the anomaly is at work...!
I would rather celebrate my birthday outside of this community
Is that a good thing?
>>3403595
Uhm... I don't really know what that's supposed to mean, sir...
>>3403644
Uh, can I have a lifetime of free chicken strips instead?
>>3403691
A ghost.
>>3403601
A literal sex slave world?
At least my world hasnt got that depeaved YET. Then again...eh who cares.
>he holds out his hand to shake
Names Decker kid.
>>3403709
But it destroy everything easy. Or you need more precise needs of removing him.
>>3403724
Find a Stalker in Chernobyl.
>>3403701
No, and I don't plan on going, I'm far to busy for something like that.
>>3403724
Wait, WAIT, we have to strike the Stardust Crusader Pose, WE HAVE TO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
>>3403667
The 2nd and the 6th...
I like it.
>>3403710
>Nope. The one reason I decided to spend it here because mine was so boring.
>>3403724
Always good to make sure the food dies first...
>>3403667
It gets cold in the jumpsuit, ok? Nothin' else.
>>3403710
>That's understandable. It's certainly not a bad thing, if that's what you're wondering.
>>3403724
We The People declare your ass kicked!
>>3403724
Watch out... watch out ! WATCH OU-
>>3403709
The anomaly isn't doing anything! I-It was just me fucking up. Okay, so what about them uniforms. Is it like yours?
>>3403724
Get away from me...
>>3403724
>>3403744
I do not follow. I will remove all that is there.
>>3403639
Wow...it sounds like you're a lot stronger than me. It would be fun to test our abilities against each other sometime, don't you think?
But for now...I've got to go. See you around, Gengar.
>>3403710
>only if people hate you and or you don't have any friends here
>>3403749
Well I gave found someone and I understand how busy people can be.
>>3403724
>A ghost.
O-Oh...
>>3403724
>
>>3403727
Kiryuun Rin.
>She does not shake hands. She only nods.
>>3403767
The body must be covered.
>>3403768
Then get me Rakja.
>>3403724
Well I don't see why not! Keep in mind there's a lotta restrictions they don't tell you about for those lifetime deals. Still want that instead?
Wait, what if it's all just a trick. This birthday phenomenon just a ploy by big time corporations in order to trick parents into buying toys for their kids?
...
Wait, I don't have parents, nevermind.
Oh shit HG this vicious wolf has got it's eye on you!
What do you do?
>>3403709
... That's kind of rough... Don't you think you jumped the gun a bit, coming back in time where this hasn't happened yet, without really knowing what you're looking for?
>>3403724
A ghostie? Interesting, I haven't gotten to meet other ghosties in a while.
>picks up sludgehammer
This doens't belong here... I wonder who left it behind?
>starts wonering through the hallways looking for it's owner
>>3403770
Sure, strength isn't measured on how much you can do, but how good you are at doing them... It'll be fun to compete a bit though, see ya later Utsutsu~
>>3403783
So your Matoi?
>>3403799
fuck off Hikari
>>3403799
Arrest it.
