First 24
>>3394036
Lenny
Asakura Ryoko
Marcus Holloway
Link
Corvo Attano
Kurumi
Lord Beerus
Beatrix
Rize Kamishiro
Jack Frost
>>3394036
Overlord Laharl
>>3394036
Gengar
The Crimson Demon
>>3393999
>k
>nice trips tho
>>3394004
What's a spark? I run a fuel cell.
>>3394029
Wh-what?
>>3394036
Clank the B1
>>3394036
Gunboots.
X7-10
Kuga the Sealed One
Kuroyukihime
>>3394036
The Birthday Boy
>>3394036
Elly
Sanya
>>3394036
Chikane Himeyama
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3394071
Happy birthday you cocksucker. Start showing up more often.
Eggman-kun
>>3394072
>kissu
Wendy
Vic Viper
Fug
>>3394030
Yet you stand there, shaking while laughter leaves your mouth and drop of tears are getting ready to fall from your face.
Just let it all out and stop hiding it behind laugther, child. There is nothing wrong about crying...for a human.
>>3394071
Happy birthday Deano. I'll still get you a cake.
>>3394085
Sir, please.
>>3394030
>>3394058
No. But I do love her beyond any other...
>>3394097
Hide while you can. People are becoming youkai racists.
>>3394083
cancer
>>3394082
>>3394094
What if I blow out the candles to the cake and wish to be gone forever?
>>3394071
The day of one's birth is truly a big thing in the eyes of the dark gods! Tell me the name of your
summon and their power level, so I can ask them for their blessing!
>>3394109
That's nothing new to me.
>>3394036
Damn i missed this!
Nevermind, i have sushi.
>>3394030
Perfect signature of a kid.
>>3394061
You aren't a transformer than?
>>3394115
No deal.
>>3394110
>Yin
>>3394071
>plays a Dean Ambrose dating simulator to celebrate your birthday
>>3394110
Yee
Who are the good and shitty 2hu avas?
>>3394120
Be careful my dear.
>>3394123
No, I'm a B1 battle droid, former property of the C.I.S
>>3394092
Your eyes must be faulty. I can put another scar on your face to see if it helps your eye sight. I'm not scared at all you idiot. You're just a human and even at that your an incredibly weak human!
>>3394103
Hm..
>>3394115
>Have birthday nerd
>>3394123
I'll just beat you into the ground you fool! Not to mention you missed the entry. Who's the real coward here!
>>3394134
Depends on your opinion
>>3394134
>good 2hu avas
Mine
>bad 2hu avas
Others
>>3394147
What? Is something wrong?
>>3394115
then you'd never get to see HER again
Okay, I just added events involving ropers in my Hunger Games
>>3394115
I doubt that's how it works, sir.
>>3394167
uh oh
>>3394147
>>3394030
>she wraps her claws around the boy, pulling him closer
Cooooome on, I'm sure they'll understand if the overlord asked them.
>>3394169
Niiice
>>3394142
But you are an autonom right?
>>3394147
>laughs
Show me your power than! Prove it by winning the arena!
>>3393971
Ohhh? But I don't see any decaying body at all, no wrinkles or white hair...time works quite odd on you.
>>3393998
Of course! Let this be my treat, unless you insist otherwise, anon.
>>3394001
Well you see Tanaka-kun, when a lucky guy gets to spend intimate time with me they don't really survive to see the sun rise the next morning, while satisfying my hunger your life would indeed come to an end, unfortunately.
>>3394028
What gave you such impression Gengar? I'm sure I look like any other human you've seen around here.
>>3394134
None
All
>>3394134
Elly is likeable.
Suwako is too tense.
Cirno doesn't exist.
Sanae is a good girl.
Wriggle is niggle
Haven't seen Mokou for a while so no idea.
Rika is good.
I'm probably forgetting countless others.
>>3394147
Incredibly weak? Now you are just mocking me and trying to waste my precious time.
You just proved this very moment that you are incapable of reading one's power level!
I am not sure if your mind will be able to comprehend this information but I don't care.
You are talking to none other than the Supreme Overlord of Ice, the Master of the Dark Arts, the Ultimate Breeder...The Forbidden One himself, Tanaka...
>>3394175
It looks horrible.
>>3394165
Since she isn't here you should definitely just respect me as the Overlord!
>>3394176
>His scarf wrapped around him and pushes her away
NO! Just go cut up some pathetic little human!
>>3394179
I already said this arena has no merit to it you fool! You wanted to challenge me under those idiotic restrictions though.
>>3394180
Time works differently in Netherworlds woman.
>>3394175
>
>>3394179
I don't think so, could you explain what they are?
>>3394175
Looks good.
>>3394197
>Cirno doesnt exist
I dont like this meme
>>3394180
Then it is a good thing that such event will never occur.
>>3394175
Go.
>>3394209
...Fine. If that's what you want.
>>3394175
Hee-good enough, ho!
>>3394071
>Happy birthday man.
>>3394119
Uh. Can I be my own summon?
>>3394125
>>3394167
>>3394170
Well fuck, I guess I'm stuck here still.
What if I blew out the candles and she came back to me?
>>3394175
Shield.
>>3394222
Trips confirm you don't like that meme.
>>3394209
But then they'll think I'm a monster.
Stacia
>>3394230
You don't have a proper companion?
>>3394175
>The Boy was ready for anything.
>>3394230
Try it
>Summons Dean Ambrose in attack mode
>Attacks
>Automatically wins the duel
>>3394230
Then you would get this instead.
>>3394230
I wouldn't know who "she" is, but perhaps. Good luck, sir.
>>3394175
Ready, sir!
>>3394197
>Thanks for that about Elly and Rika
>I should use Futo more often
>>3394243
They all leave me.
>>3394211
Beings, how would fleshlings call us, living robots? Feeling robots?!
Something like that?! It's clear that you aren't a cybertronian, but you work without a control device, am i right?
>>3394209
All the arenas are for prove your strengh, it doesn't mean what you say about them.
>laughs more
>>3394254
>flips over my facedown
>>3394180
I wouldn't mind to be the one that buys.
>Joins you by a table
How do you prefer it?
>>3394263
Hmm...I always thought trash tends to stick together.
>>3394175
Happy birthday, boy.
>>3394270
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
>>3394198
And a simple human who talks big and doesn't even have the power to go up against a mid-boss.
>>3394226
Good woman! Whenever you find that other girl you can do what you want as long as she also recognizes my power!
>>3394236
But you are!
>>3394266
It's a restriction of power you idiot. I can't use any of my magic or abilities. So claiming it's a test of strength is wrong and stupid.
>>3394230
it probably wouldn't work, tbphwyfam
>>3394254
>flips up trap card Matoi
>counters
I want to grab Kurumi's boobs, HARD!
>>3394287
I know...
>>3394284
Talk about tongue twisters
>>3394285
Just let me finish this manual about this jeep and we'll be all set.
>>3394285
...shield...
>>3394266
Sort of, I am programmed to follow commands from organics or a tactical droid, but I think I may have a glitch or something, as I've deserted.
>>3394285
>
>>3394255
>>3394230
How about this?
>>3394285
This is JUST my luck, isn't it?
...No matter, I'm tougher than this!
>>3394285
Good luck at failing the way you mortals do it every time!
GAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3394287
You do not understand it, boy. Heroes, villains, giants and even the gods themselves flee when they hear my name!
>>3394223
I'm still going to try~. One bite is all I need for one day! One today, one tomorrow...one the day after and so on!
>>3394209
Aww, but don't you want to grow taller and stronger? With that body you could break like a little thin stick!
>>3394277
Black without any sugar, thank you.
>Patiently awaits on her table.
>>3394299
Then why do you care so much?
>>3394285
... maybe literally, cause that'll just be one less enemy, but if you think I'm trying to win his love, you're wrong
>>3394293
How the hell did I get here?
>>3394287
Fine. Just don't try to hurt her...
>>3394285
Hide and seek is my favorite game!
>>3394257
>The boy does not adhere to your dank memes.
>>3394285
>Such a task would not be easy, well unless she had gems then its a piece of cake.
>>3394322
>>3394287
Unexperienced boy. That's the thing on them. Back in the pits of Kaon, it was the same, we were just gladiators it didn't matter where we've come from.
Try to win without your precious origin.
>>3394313
So you've rebelled againts them? Good.
What if i offer you a place at my side?
>>3394252
>>3394255
>>3394289
>>3394314
What the fuck is this cake even good for?
>>3394285
Let's roll.
>>3394254
>You have to attack the facedown monster
>It was this
>>3394322
Heart of the cards, m8.
>>3394318
Go and feed on trash that fits to touch your filthy tongue, worthless woman.
The only beings that will feast on my flesh are my Four Dark Devas of Destruction,
the day I lose my way and fall back to the place where I once was!
>>3394336
FUCK THIS CARD
>>3394180
You look like any other human, but you give off a strange vibe... not a human feel...
>>3394318
Alright then.
>Hooks up the nearest waiter
>Orders the black coffee and a latte
>Waiter comes back with two cups a little while after
There we go.
>>3394337
Screw the cards, send me back!
>>3394343
>>3394343
W-Wait! This is a misunderstanding! That letter was a challenge for a battle ot the death and not a love letter!
Y-You think I would ever look at trash like you that way? Don't make me laugh!
>>3394319
Because I don't want to be looked at as a monster.
>>3394317
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your name incites no fear fool! It just shows how stupid you are to believe having so many titles means anything if you can't prove it this instant. Summon up a blizzard!
>>3394318
Appearances and deceiving woman! I doubt you could even leave a scratch on me!
>>3394325
As long as she doesn't compete for my spot she's fine.
>>3394333
I've experience you idiot! What aren't you getting that I can't use my abilities here. I had to beat down ALL the competition to become Overlord!
>>3394343
>>3394363
The only thing about you even related to ice is how BIPOLAR you are fool!
>>3394333
I probably wouldn't accept, I was built to be cheap and just swarm, plus my armor was sabotaged and I pretty much die from any weapon...
>>3394343
A wielding tool and a screwdriver, could be useful.
>>3394343
Thinking? I plan to make it a reality.
>>3394345
>You attack the other facedown
>It's this
>>3394365
Then just don't be as bloody thirsty child.
>>3394343
O-Ow what the hell dude!? What made you think this would be easy to fix!? Fuck it, I got it
>>3394355
>>3394322
>Picks up
>Takes back home
I won't fuck up again, I swear.
>>3394343
Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to pull real hard, and you're going to bite down on your tongue real hard.
>>3394370
Really?!
>>3394369
Why do i waste my time talking to this annoying fleshling.
>>3394369
I have nothing to prove outside the Arena where I could destroy this entire realm by releasing even a little bit of my power,
but you will feel the wrath of my minions in there. There won't be need for any other kind of proof after your soul is consumed by them.
>>3394385
W-Where are we going?
I want to make Tanaka a tasty, home cooked meal.
>>3394392
It's only for entertainment and to train against water type beings! They are my only weakness...
...but still, I would never kill one of them in such way!
>>3394386
Because I'm the Overlord and for whatever stupid reason you have you won't accept that!
>>3394393
I can do the same thing with just a fraction of my power as well you idiot. So prove it!
>>3394392
>>3394392
>The boy's grateful for the free food.
>>3394404
M-Mother? Y-You came back to poison my soul even further with your meals..? I will eat any kind of poison...j-just stay here...for a litt.e
>>3394386
Yes...
>>3394392
Thank you, but I don't even have a smile...
>>3394385
>you take this home instead
>it claws the shit out of your couch
>>3394392
My camp! I just cleaned it!
>>3394378
>be me
>playing yugioh gameboy vidya
>have a card that lets me summon a fushion monster for 5000 LP
>use it for EZ PZ Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon summons
>attack once witg my fushion monster
>maneater bug
>>3394392
>>3394404
I want to make a tasty home cooked meal out of Tanaka
>>3394392
>
>>3394392
Hee-oh, there's my hee-drink, ho!
>>3394392
I mean, I would if you had a smile at all to protect clanke-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BACKGROUND?
>>3394400
So you know how normal people set up their houses with streamers and glitter and shit for their birthdays?
I don't have a house, so I dug up a 12 foot ditch and filled it with silly streamer. We're gonna party in there.
>>3394434
>Climbs out a window
>>3394425
Oh sweet, I have a couch now.
>>3394434
DON'T.
RUIN.
MY BIRTHDAY.
>Kick
>>3394424
Useless, and i tought he maybe can help with my communication problem.
It's time for Adachi to try to get dubs.
CHECK EM!
This one's for you Deano boy. Happy birthday phamo.
>>3394429
>>playing yugioh gameboy vidya
>Mfw playing World Championship 2006 at this very moment
Holy shit, are you me?
>>3394461
not even one off.
>>3394434
Thanks.
>>3394457
Sorry...
>>3394461
Amateur.
>>3394339
You want you rodents to consume your poisoned flesh instead? That's such a waste, witness nature follow its course and let the true predators play theyr role Tanaka-kun.
>>3394343
Only two of them? 4 more arms to go!
>>3394369
How could I? Is not wise to chase after prey who has yet to grow faster, larger and stronger!
>>3394352
Thank you very much.
>Rize takes a sip from her cup
It has been a while since someone invited me to drink coffee like this!
>>3394410
Unlike you I am no fool, so I will not go around destroying something that I still need for my future plans.
>>3394434
>>3394452
>Gundam kicks the worthless woman back to the room
Stay in your filthy mortal shelter, trash.
>>3394464
>are you me
No you fag
Bte I was playing " The eternal Dualist Soul".
Pretty cool timekiller
>>3394476
I was just warming up.
>>3394476
>one off
This is the real Adachi.
>>3394429
And then there's this asshole.
Oh, happy birthday Dean.
>smiles
DUBS FOR YOU!
>>3394351
I wonder what is flying in your mind right now. I'm just a humble stranger enjoying the bloodbath.
>>3394434
There, there.
>>3394476
>>3394490
Fake Adachis. I am the original
>>3394497
>hums
>>3394481
>>3394511
>dubs
Impostor.
>>3394497
No it's not, It's like if someone but my face through a meat grinder then tried to put it back together with duct tape.
>>3394479
Is that so? When was the last time?
>Takes a sip of my own cup
>>3394479
That is one thing that I do day after day, but I am far from being anyone's prey.
The Apex Predator has no hunters, woman.
>>3394497
I refuse to play around with you, mortals. It's just a waste of time if you refuse to learn the chants properly!
>>3394513
Good. Act like proper trash and just stay on the ground, right where you belong.
>>3394479
I'm a demon woman. Regardless of my size I can tell you this. I'm much stronger than you still.
>>3394481
Needing this worthless shit hole of a planet! HAHAHA! You really are stupid then.
>So right now I'm watching the cut scenes from the game I beat the other day. There's a character who reminds me of Tanaka yelling about Majins sealed in his arms, his dark force, and his obsidian wings. His names Garungun
>>3394490
>>3394494
>>3394511
I'm the real one!
>
>>3394497
>>3394525
Isn't that how your face always looks?
>>3394565
This is usually the other way around...
>>3394565
You best be grateful, ma'am.
>>3394565
Huh. You little girl. You don't know how to actually cook do you?
>>3394546
There is potential in every being, land and weapon. You just have to let the proper hands guide, train or use it!
I don't expect something like you to understand it. Your eyes can't see what is before them, not even if you want to see.
>>3394565
...This is just a ritual of course, to make my journey to the land of dreams less dangerous.
>>3394565
>>3394583
Tch... thank you.
>>3394565
Real, real funny guy.
Now shut up and let me draw hearts in peace.
>>3394541
Once you break free from that shell of yours, that is. I recognize food when I see it and my nose never fails!
>>3394527
Many months ago, I'm cursed with relationships that won't last for long. It's sooo hard being myself sometimes...
>>3394546
Oh no! Finds out the boy is not human after all?
>Invades your personal space
>Sniffs
Hmmm...I could chew this.
>>3394593
I may think that the earth is stupid and useless, but you're right. It does serve a purpose of providing us demons with Fear energy. Regardless I doubt you could live through my wrath, and that already puts you below being a mid-boss.
>>3394608
>Pushes you away
I've already said it multiple times woman! Open your damn ears!
>>3394608
Thats strange. You like a really kind person
>Anon takes another sip
>>3394629
Seem*
>>3394441
Sounds more like wallowing in filth to me. Can't you get a T.V. special?
>>3394626
I don't know how to do this!
>shocks the ever living crap out of her for 5 minutes
>>3394626
Himeko... Himeko is the only one for me... no one will have her... she's my one true angel.
>>3394608
Calm down my wicked arm, your time will come...Now this it the time I should state that there is no way you could do such thing.
Just as I mentioned countless time my shell is a trap for my eternal soul, it was created, so even if it breaks the being who accomplished that feat will fall the same time!
>>3394619
I already lived through the wrath of the old gods and 11 of the 12 demon hunters.
There is nothing that could disturb my being here anymore.
>>3394626
This is how you defend yourself from emotional trauma...you need it.
>>3394647
Hey Ryuko
You are my waifu
You boner, you lose.
>>3394664
countless times*
>>3394664
Your just a human. Dealing with other humans doesn't make you any stronger idiot.
>>3394626
W-Why did you do that? I-I could have stopped it myself! A-Are you okay?
>>3394674
>3D booty
>>3394626
That wasn't for you, come and take your bullets.
>>3394674
First one coulda got me if they didn't overlotion it
>>3394647
I don't have a TV.
>>3394664
>>3394626
But how am I supposed to beat people up if I don't get irrationally angry?
>>3394674
Lost
>>3394677
Your eyes...they won't open. No matter what I say it will stay that way. You are destined to see this world in it's fake form.
Truly pathetic and laughable.
>>3394683
There is no home for me to return to. Not anymore...
>>3394683
Feeling, sleeping. What will you do to me after I fall asleep? Dress me up just like you?
>>3394683
What are you doing?!
>looks at link
Hello...
>>3394682
>>3394666
Hey.
I don't give a shit.
>>3394694
No like one of those wrestling events for your birthday? Don't they do that?
>>3394694
Use one of the hundred incantations of the dark gods...I thought that was obvious.
>>3394699
A simple idiotic human acting as if he's something more than he really is. >>3394694 This man here alone could knock you out with a single punch I bet you pathetic weakling.
Did you fall in love with an avafag?
>>3394698
That pic is horrifying.
>>3394683
>Inb4 Dean wins
>>3394720
Sure
>>3394720
Yes
>>3394720
Yee
>>3394728
Thanks for the band aid....
>>3394728
Get better quickly so I can practice my one hit kill move with you.
>>3394720
Now that is just silly.
>>3394720
No, I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM
>>3394740
Avafag, you dumbass
>>3394720
Only once, but i lost interest after a while.
>>3394719
Keep going. Let those foolish words leave your mouth. Maybe one day when look back at your failures,
those words will comfort you. Just like the thought of a mere mortal striking me down.
Hopefully it will make it easier for you to sleep at night.
>>3394728
This is for the last time...but now it was your time to be trampled for the sake of life!
>>3394720
I want to fuck Ringabel and Hikigaya Hachiman in a good ol threesome
I want to fuck that robot
>>3394728
I am not cute! I am ferocious! FEROCIOUS!
>>3394619
My ears are clear to your words, but you surelly don't expect me to fear someone such as you. Life is too short to live scared.
>>3394629
I do? Such rushed conclusions after just talking for the first time, but you're not wrong! Thank you.
>>3394664
Then let my body burst into ashes the moment I feast on your forbidden body, Gundam Tanaka! All of that inside the arena of course, I might be quite the savage but even I have certain degree of decency...sometimes.
>>3394720
I love all the healthy grown up boys around here.
>>3394708
Of course not.
Last time it was my birthday I got locked in a cage match.
>>3394728
Speaking of locked.
Hey, len, can I use your head as a battering ram?
>>3394715
>>3394719
Hey man, there was that one time he threw a hamster at me and I almost got my arm bit off.
>>3394765
I want to fuck Yu and Ringabel
>>3394790
You'll regret downing one bottle too much when you're around me. I demand decency and respect from my company. Begone.
>>3394790
I don't see any...
>>3394781
D-Did you win?
>>3394791
>>3394778
G-Good. At least you have a functioning brain in that wrteched skull of yours.
>>3394781
Good times...San-D can be quite the fighter if he tries.
>>3394790
...of course she chose to slay me. Even the biggest fools would take the opportunity to slay the one who is the biggest threat in here.
>>3394763
Fine. Then show me this. Do what a lowly demon can. Knock a star out of the sky you idiot.
>>3394778
HAHAHA! Good ideology woman. Regardless bow to your Overlord!
>>3394781
Just a simple hamster. You need to step it up human.
>>3394802
Wasted with power if anything woman!
Thank god you have an autism containment board
>>3394827
Yeah. It's called /hga/
>>3394827
But this isn't /jp/
>>3394778
Well its not the first time i've stumbled upon you. Just didn't knew when to speak with you.
>>3394840
Ha, jokes on you. I'm the only one on it.
>>3394790
That being said, He never paid me back for the hamster soooo.
Powerbomb him.
>>3394816
Yeah, about that. I may or may not have lost consciousness near the end. I woke up in an alley the next day with a missing pant leg and a half eaten portillos hot dog.
>>3394847
Only autism that really needs to be contained. <3
>>3394847
Exactly
I wonder what percentage of you are NEETs or underaged pieces of shit with no irl friends or dreams
>>3394790
D E A N
E
A
N
>Youkai racism intensifies
>>3394847
There is something I always wanted to know. What does the NONCAN mean in your filenames?
>>3394861
YOU'RE GONNA JINX ME HOST, STOP.
>>3394861
L I N K
I
N
K
>>3394864
Sir, please.