Zootopia Thread: Gid Kek Edition
http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Foxe
Beep boop.
>>3393430
translation of this one please?
knots
They are the cutest
Need more pics
>>3393439
>Honestly it wouldn't have been anything to write home about if it was bunnies-only.
That's because bunnies are the only group that even needs bounce houses. Any other species is just whoring themselves.
It's fucking disgusting on all counts.
>>3393513
Sounds like we have a wizard in the thread
>>3393523
>tfw actually approaching wizardom
mcfucking kill me
>>3393481
>Japanese comic where Nick and Judy are actually together instead of just flirting awkwardly and whispering to themselves about how they secretly love the other
well color me pleasantly surprised
email to lurkinganon at mail sent.
Dear hunter, what is it you desire?
>>3393508
Valiant deserved better, he gave the best years of his life to the department.
>>3393624
I'd like to be a bunny
>>3393637
Bore drew a lewd
Everyone loved it
So he drew more of the couple
No story other than Sunny is a subby bunny. He said he'd likely draw more in the future. Hopefully today.
>>3393632
>heart pupils
unf!
Does Nick seem like the kind of guy to send porn vids to Judy and say that they should try the position?
>>3393627
Mead
All this fanfic inspired art
I fucking can't, man
With how pumped this makes me I can only imagine how the fic author must feel
>>3393624
To have someone to love and love me back
>>3393661
Yes.
>>3393637
I remember there was one about a male rabbit and a female tiger.
Anyone got that one? I want to see it again.
>>3393481
that last panel reactions...
we need this translated
>>3393574
You and me both, brother
>>3393672
This picture kinda makes me want to kill myself a little
>>3393678
4u
>>3393676
So beautiful!
I want to kiss, hug, and scratch her behind the ears.
>>3393632
I wish bunnies were real.
>>3393624
To be able to live my life as I do whilst at the same time, having someone to live it with me
>>3393696
please tell me there is more?
>>3393703
>MY OWN CLONE
>>3393699
I want to be kissed and hugged and scratched behind the ears.
Funny how that works
>>3393725
your wish is granted
>>3393735
last one, I love these two tho
>>3393481
>>3393739
I'd fuck myself
>>3393761
I would fight myself.
>>3393632
Dear hunter...this I cannot grant. But take solace that I care for thee, whatever thy form.
>>3393672
>>3393734
Hunters have told me about the church. About WildeHopps, and their love. But...do the gods love their creations? I am a doll, created by you humans. Would you ever think to love me? Of course...I do love you. Isn't that how you've made me?
>>3393627
MOOSE DETECTIVE, HELL YES
>>3393774
>Dear hunter...this I cannot grant.
then can you give me a PS4 so I can play Bloodborne and understand what the heck you're on about?
I'm probably gonna finally buy this movie on Amazon and watch it tonight. Already fapped to Judy so many times since the movie's reveal.
>>3393805
>using dex weapons like filthy casuals
I thought I could trust you two, but then you pull some shit like this
>>3393810
I'd buy it on bluray if I had a player for my pc. But the dvd is fine.
>>3393773
I would fight myself THEN fuck myself
>>3393669
Just trying to show the content creators that they are loved. Fic writing is a time consuming and all too obscure job, artists get all the attention.
>>3393810
>fapping to the bun
Jude is not for Lewd, senpai.
The golden rule.
>>3393828
>expecting a fox and a bunny to use STR
Maybe a bear or something, but DEX makes sense for a bunny and a fox.
>>3393810
DO
NOT
LEWD
THE
JUDE
DUDE
>>3393873
Too late
>>3393848
I meant just general weapon choice, like their appearance there reflects their choices in-game.
I've got to run but if you'd like to dive deep into how Nick and Judy would fight/equip themselves if the Blood Moon descended over Zootopia, I'm game later tonight.
>>3393838
I'm gonna buy it digital. Lower bit rate than Blu-Ray because you can only stream from Amazon, not download, but whatever.
>>3393845
>>3393873
Fapped to her this morning and I'll do it again. Get fucked like Judy is being fucked here, lads.
>missed hook ups in DFW in the last thread
damn
>>3393873
Yeah I mean we'd never do a thing like tha-
oh shit
>>3393873
>>3393903
I could make an argument in Dark Souls terms, but I haven't play Bloodborne.
As I said.
In the post you directly replied to.
>>3393908
>>3393914
>>3393922
FUCKING HEATHENS SHE'S TOO PURE FOR LEWDS
YOU DON'T DESERVE HER
>>3393908
>>3393873
>>3393845
Despite being a straight man, I fap to Nick many times more than I do Judy. Foxes just turn me on so much more
>>3393838
I got a blurry rom drive for about 30 bucks. Use Leawo blu ray player
>>3393938
>Straight
>Fap to Nick
nah
>>3393873
>>3393908
Tush just makes some ludicrously lewd images
>>3393938
Well, I certainly can't blame you. He is quite literally perfect.
>>3393919
>I-i mean, J-Jude is not..not for.. um....
Oh, sorry Anon, I accidentally dropped my bondage Judy picture. Did it fluster you? It won't happen aga- oh fuck
>>3393848
Hmm... What would Judy and Nick be...
Nick would probably have plenty of stats in CHA and INT, and has a natural boost to DEX, so I'm guessing he'd be some sort of martial Beguiler.
Judy seems pure DEX, but with a surprising amount of STR and CON. I hesitate to say Rogue, though... Ranger?
>>3393933
Blood Souls is Dark Souls for casuals equipment/stats-wise. The gameplay is hard AF but there isn't any of the depth of Souls. I've beaten every game, Demon included, so we can shitpost in whatever game you want fmilama
>>3393938
Got some awkward news for you
>>3393919
>Holy fu-
>I-i mean, J-Jude is not..not for.. um....
You going full ComicAnon on us?
>>3393938
I'm fapping Nick a little more now along with Robin Hood. Both are hot.
Judy is still queen of rabbits.
>>3393952
>>3393957
Straight as in would fuck a guy in my fantasies, but not in reality. I probably rate a 2 on the kinsley scale
>>3393983
Alternatively: Full Bunanon
>>3393966
Scout. Judy would definitely be a Scout. Maybe multiclass with Ranger.
>>3393972
Bloodborne basically just takes one of the multiple styles of souls games and kicks it to 11.
You basically gotta want to play shieldless glass cannon. Because thats what you are gonna be doing
So yeah, theres less gameplay variety than souls, but it does what it does really well
Only real complaint I got is that vials cost way too much in NG, especially since thats where you are probably gonna be eating through vials the most.
>>3393966
Did we suddenly swap to DnD?
I'm losing track.
I bet Nick would be Ventrue, and Judy Tremere?
>>3393994
The popularity of her is pretty impressive honestly.
>>3394024
I prefer the cuddle greentext, honestly.
>>3394024
>>3394078
>not preferring the comfy cuddle fic
http://pastebin.com/zfRsq6MK
Plebs
>>3393912
maaybe next time
I'm off to get in some running. See you later.
>>3394102
Honestly I should probably just write a comfy cuddlefic for Bun and Red at this point.
I can't do much, but comfy is a thing I can manage.
>>3394124
cya faggot
>>3394112
I'm timing you schalke anon
>>3394124
eyyy, just about to go to the gym myself.
Get strong for the bun anon.
>>3393574
If I haven't had sex in almost 9 years, do I count again?
>>3393680
I don't need to speak moon to know that they dryhumped until their hips went numb and sore
>>3394301
:(
I want my v-card back.
>>3394312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
>>3393624
I want a human hostile takeover of Zootopia.
These filthy animals need to know who's on top of the food chain.
>>3394390
Punch him in the gut and force him to hand over his abnormally large lunch.
Then call him a fat faggot and spit on his head as he's doubled over in pain.
Kick him in the stomach while he's on the ground for good measure.
>>3393956
"Clean" lewds like this are so fucking good.
>>3394390
that's so gay
>>3394390
Clawhauser is for sexual bullying.
Make that nerd sniff your musky briefs.
>>3394462
Like this?
Did VRBun sex the Red?
![zootopia_nick_wilde_by_giuseppedirosso-d9ublj3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YSA7F6W.jpg "zootopia_nick_wilde_by_giuseppedirosso-d9ublj3[1].jpg")
Nick's tail is pretty bushy. You know what they say about guys with bushy tails, right?
>>3394547
I think you're confusing your various buns
and by various I mean there's literally like 4 recurring buns in this thread. Bunanon, VRBun, Cutie, and (obviously) Judy.
>>3394522
Yeah, situations you know are lewd but where the artwork isn't explicitly, uh...explicit.
>>3393481
DAMN, we need to decipher this!
>>3394563
that, they're gay?
>>3394563
>You know what they say about guys with bushy tails, right?
I genuinely don't.
>>3394564
Alright, rephrase question then. Did the bun who was wanting to sex Red sex Red?
>>3394522
>>3394569
>lewd
>clean
anyways have some clean lewd
>>3394563
Their tails are better to cuddle than guys with non-bushy tails?
>>3394569
Yeah, it's pretty good.
>>3394581
We haven't had an update since she asked about sex.
>>3394581
Nah, she said it'd be down the line somewhere, and they might try a night dedicated to just foreplay first, to ease into things and calm her nerves.
>>3394569
>>3394569
How lewd can it get before it crosses over?
>>3394607
I dunno but I'm very willing to toe the line.
>>3394595
This one is my favorite
It's so goddamn cute
>>3393908
If you buy the physical bluray, it comes with a DVD and a digital copy from Disney's website and your choice of another streaming service like itunes or Google play. I chose the latter so I could stream it on YouTube or have it on my phone.
>>3394621
>mouth open
>saliva pooling beneath her mouth
yeah, I'm into it.
>>3394603
>>3394607
>>3394569
>>3394645
This is a good thread. I enjoy implied lewds.
>>3394615
Man, imagine the kinky stuff you could get up to with a bunny bf. Hidden blowjobs in public are a top-tier fetish.
>>3394607
I'd say about the time you show actual genitalia is the moment you cross over from cleanly lewd to totally lewd.
>>3394656
I need an animal that's big and predatory enough to fuck a bunny senseless, but small enough that all the bits will (barely) fit.
Hard mode: No canines or felines.
Whaddya got for me, /ztg/?
>>3394645
Knows someone the source?
>>3394701
Giant River Otter?
Fuckers go one on one with snakes and shit.
We /tasteful lewds/ now?
bun is easily startled
>>3394701
>Wolverine
You're welcome
>>3394725
>>3394743
Ooh, perfect, Anon. Especially since they're natural predators of rabbits.
>>3394637
If you get the Ultimate Collectors, it comes with a 3D Blu Ray too.
>>3394727
Well if you had giant fucking ears wouldn't you be?
>>3394759
Does this work?
I'd argue it's tasteful, even if it is pushing it a bit.
Seems Nick got a little excited from feeling up that fluffy sheep floof.
>>3394798
She wants the knot
>>3394771
Yeah, that's the one I got but if the anon doesn't have a bluray player I doubt they have a bluray 3D player.
>>3394739
das cute anon.
Hopefully it all works out for her.
Then we can write and draw lewd things about them without any feelings of guilt.
>>3394784
You can see Judy, er, leaking, so it's definitely pushing it.
>>3394736
Ok thanks
>>3394725
Yes.
Very yes.
>>3394769
Yup, these small, crazy fucktards fight with wolf packs, there are also reports of wolverines attempting to rob a fucking black bear (animal ten times wolverine size)!
They're fucking psychos of animal world.
>>3394812
This is /trash/ there is no guilt here
>>3394923
I swear like 4 different people have said they'll drawn Bunanon lewd and its never happened.
The closest we get is the lewd greentext or Weaver's implied lewd.
I'm waiting, drawfags.
>>3394942
Sssh. We're waiting until bunanon actually does the do before we do.
>>3394942
>>3394972
oh right, forgot that happened.
Didn't Weaver make a Rubyquest joke with Bunanon?
Courtesy of /co/
>>3394991
Yes, which is why Bunanon's author took to calling the fox Red.
>>3394991
No, I drew the RubyQuest protagonists in Zootopia style
Went to a Toy/anime/otaku/geek Convention earlier. There was next to zero Zootopia stuff. The only merch I saw were pic related.
>>3395049
Well from the sound of it, its mostly just japanese stuff right?
>>3395049
Oh god they killed his face
>>3395070
Nah, it's our country's equivalent to the ultimate geek convention, like the SDCC or similar. Toys, Disney stuff, video games, comics, etc.
>>3394775
You know who also had giant fucking ears?
Judy x Quark is my OTP.
>>3395049
What I find so weird is how stores like Hot Topic didn't market the fuck out of Zootopia towards the teen/adult market. They know about furries man, and furries have the money.
Not even Disney was up on it. Not a single adult sized t-shirt even. They dropped the fucking ball and I find it really really weird.
So, /trash/, I'm gonna write a quick little lewd for all you horny faggots.
Should I lewd the Jude or ravage the Savage?
>>3395125
Judy.
>>3395125
>Lewd the Jude
>Dick the Nick
>Do it Prick
>>3395125
Ravage the savage definitely
>>3395125
Which version of Savage?
>>3395125
Savage gets dicked by Nick while Judy plunders the foxhole with a strapon.
>>3395125
savage plox.
>>3395125
Why not get Judy to ravage the Savage while he lewds the Jude?
>>3395179
Wait. That shouldn't matter. I'm a guy and I write from Judy's pov. And [spoiler]Elsa's.[/spoiler]
>>3395125
Savage sandwiched between Nick and Judy?
>>3395125
We've gotten various lewds of Nick and Savage but nothing where Nick is legit fucking Savage to establish dominance. The closest thing is probably where they're banging on assignment and Judy calls, but it's also not quite there yet.
>>3395241
Yeah, nothing from start to finish
>>3395175
>>3395148
>>3395181
>>3395151
>>3395199
>>3395202
>>3395211
>>3395215
>>3395234
>>3395241
Five for Nick, six for Judy, and eight for Jack. The Savages have-age it. [spoilerhahano]oh god that was terrible pls kill me[/nope]
>>3395191
I'm thinking a bit of both. Skilled and suave enough to get his job done, but not nearly as much as he thinks he is.
>>3395049
Out of curiosity, did it happen to be Phoenix Comicon?
>Fic where a dirty cop tortured Finnick into confessing a crime he didn't commit
>When he gets caught, turns out years ago he was suspended for beating a innocent bystander into confessing to robbing a bank even though he just happened to be near by
How the fuck was he still on the force? Thats the kind of thing that gets you iced, not a suspension
>>3395349
And it was only a WEEK LONG suspension
>>3393430
Gideon is a gay homosexual fox who is gay married to his husband Travis.
>>3395379
Travis is Byron
Gideon is Byron's husband
>>3395285
I'm imagining a scenario where Nick is legitimately feeling threatened by Savage's presence. Whether Savage's flirtations with Judy are real or imagined, Nick gives Savage a rough dicking, telling him in no uncertain terms that Judy's off-limits.
>>3395434
>3395434
all male bunnies as Travis is watching sitting on the back off a naked bunny as if it was a throne
>>3395294
We await your smut, oh great writefag
>>3395450
Like rape?
I dont think Im down for that
>>3395450
> An otherwise well adjusted character with a decent moral compass and police academy graduate rapes someone over jealousy.
>>3395464
You may be awaiting a while. This turned out to be much longer than I'd intended; I'm a page and a half in and the dicks are just now coming out.
>>3395490
Page and a half in 13 minutes
hot damn, anon.
>>3395490
Longer is fine
Longer is good even
>>3393481
Okay, the first panel is really fuckin' chickenscratch, but I can tell you that literally everything that is being pointed at, the author is calling "cute!!!"
Examples being "Her tail is cute!"
"Inside Nick's ear is cute!"
Like, that's literally what they all say.
The only noteworthy one is the triple-arrow pointing at Nick's stomach says "Fan Service!!"
Anyway, onto the part that's actually worth translating, starting under the panel with a "1" over it.
>Panel 1:
"Look at this! Everyone at the ZPD got me this mini-carrot as a birthday present!"
"Who's it referring to when they call it, "mini"?"
>Panel 2
"Carrots.
"Hey.
"... Did she fall asleep?"
>Panel 3
SFX:
Tottoko (fiddling with buttons)
PIPI (camera beeping
>Panel 4
SFX: chu chu (raboot kissing noises)
biku (Nick twitching in response)
>Panel 5
"Hey Carrots
"Do you think you could put a bit more sex appeal into your kissing? I'm not some kid."
>Panel 6
"I'm sorry?
"I thought the stimulus was getting too strong so I let up a little bit..."
"I mean, your voice was starting to get really loud, so surely..."
SFX: suri (rubbing his chest)
>Panel 7
"After all, bunnies have
"really good ears."
"Should I really stop licking?"
>Panel 8
"You want me to be earnest?"
SFX: Gaba (tackle)
"AA, YES"
"Kyaa! My partner's eating me! I'm dyiiiing~"
>Panel 9
20 minutes later
Somehow, they finally stopped
(They don't understand)
(They don't want to go again)
Nick: "Sorry...
Carrots...
I think it'd probably be best if we stopped..."
"I feel like we were about do do something we mustn't..."
Judy: "No. I was the one acting silly, I'm sorry..."
SFX: Doki doki doki doki (heavy heartbeats)
Bottom: It's a wholesome picture
>>3395504
I write even faster when I'm not using my right hand to-
I mean, yeah, I'm pretty quick.
>>3395516
I don't get it.
Did they have sex?
>>3395516
So they regretted the heavy make out session?
How sad
>>3395550
Stopped before they actually did
>>3395597
I don't think they regretted the make-out sesh, I just think they weren't ready to lewd the Jude yet. It's good to have boundaries.
>>3395515
I can't really see it happening without Savage basically power-bottom mind-gaming Nick into ravishing him.
Which could be fun, but doesn't really fit the original prompt.
>>3395597
Here, have some happy.
Look at these two, they're having a great time.
>>3395330
Nah. Toycon Philippines
Back from my run. My legs are sore.
>>3395516
>They kissed each other silly and got carried away with it until they exhausted themselves
That's too fucking cute.
>>3395557
>Nick watching TV, lounging on the couch
>Judy busts down the door from their bedroom, storms to him, stomping her feet along the way
>"Uh, something wrong, Fluff?"
>She has no words, only seething rage on her face and lips pursed so hard he can see the wrinkles beneath her fur
>She holds up the PlayBunny magazine
>Nick's heart stops
>His mind starts racing at a mile a minute trying to think up an excuse
>all the while his face doesn't change; can't let her see gears grinding and whirring in his mind
>Thinks of the standard excuses: I was bored, curious, holding it for a friend. None of them sounded too good
>Suddenly, stroke of genius
>"Oh, you found that huh? I got bored of it right away. Should've thrown it out. None of them looked like you."
>The red in her ears and face disappates, but her face is still slightly scrunched in anger
>"Carrots?"
>"Shush. I'm still trying to decide if that was romantic or the slickest save in history."
>>3395294
Remember he has a tiny, tiny bunnyboy cock.
>>3395698
Oh, Savage isn't the top, no sir.
>>3395691
That was cute but the whole 'woman gets angry at her partner because they have porn' shtick should have died with the 50s.
>>3395753
maybe if the animals in the magazine are all bunnies
>>3395771
What's wrong with Nick being into bunnies?
Requesting lewd crossdressing Nick.
>>3395753
Maybe it should have but women still get riled up as fuck about it
>>3395787
Maybe make Judy into it too...
>>3395784
she is jealous that he is looking at bunnies that aren't her
>>3393508
>>3393625
>>3393660
>When a couple that you helped name is beloved
This feels so fuckin' nice.
>fic where Nick and Judy find a 5 year old fox crying on a bench in tundra town
>Lost his parents
>Judy wants to call it in because it sounds like they got separated while shopping
>Nick doesn't want to because hes already jumped to worst conclusions and feels the system is gonna fail the kid and hes gonna be all alone like Nick was
Okay, that just went from zero to 60 like instantly
slick getting a prick
>>3395753
>women
>>3395820
link?
So, um, I hear that there are actually a few bisexual males that are cute and submissive here that are from Texas and feeling in need of affection... is that true?
>>3395842
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11978356/2/II-Leaving-the-Past
What annoys me most is Nick is being completely difficult. He won't call it in and he won't tell Judy why hes being like he is.
I hate it when authors write him like this. He may be unwilling to reveal history about himself, but I doubt hes gonna be this difficult about things. Hes not gonna keep Judy in the dark while forcing her to go along with his plans.
>>3395691
Just wait until Nick finds her bottom drawer is full of knotted dildos.
>>3395865
Well, I dunno about cute but maybe
No bdsm shit tho
>>3395823
>>3395865
Gulf area here. A little chubby in the tummy and in need of a shave but I'm open to anything practically.
>>3393938
>>3395894
Incest is best.
>>3395894
>"Daddy am I a big girl now?"
>>3395899
The part with Nick eating cake was cute.
>>3395923
UU
UU
>>3395668
Ah too bad. It'd be neat to hang out with someone from the thread.
>>3395915
I think that's Judy's mom and dad.
>>3395934
I don't wanna hang out with those degenerates
I wanna hang out with you degenerates
But ur right
>>3395946
>Judy's dad
Yes
>Judy's mom
No
>>3395947
rest in peace.
Any ETA on when you'll be back from work to finish lewds?
>>3395934
These threads are half soc anyways, m8. It's part of the comfy.
Reposting for day crowd.
I drew this last night. Think I drew his hand too big. Hope you guys still like it!
>>3395981
You did, but we do. Top notch, anon!
>>3395797
*UMF*
>>3395891
But are you needy and submissive though? Just wondering.
>>3395981
Adorable! Judy may be a bit too small though...
>>3396025
Perhaps
>>3395975
Three, four hours? I might be able to get a little planning done at work, actually.
>>3395903
Heh, how is it where you live?
>>3396071
oh, cool.
