/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #69
Post lewd reptiles and discuss their bits, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, kobolds, snakes, sharks, and reptile folk on top of other scaly things are welcome. If there's a particular edge case you're unsure about, just ask.
Please do try to avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, keep it fresh and post other content.
You may enjoy a collection of scaly-related writings (as well as other non-smut contributions) here, which you are free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? Catch the previous thread here:
>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3338525
Today's featured image is some 69'ing fit for the 69th thread.
Topic of the thread: Which color do you prefer on your scalies?
>ToTT
Orange is da best. Other colors are good too.
Green!
I really have no color preference.
>>3388137
>tott
Pink as hell
>>3388137
hay do we have a skype group or somethign?
>>3388294
absolutely not.
>>3388306
oh jeez sorry dude didnt think we had fucking hitler here in the fucking thread dude calm down
>>3388294
fuck off with forcing this shit every time
>>3388351
forcing what you stupid cunt this is the first time ive seen anyone ask this it was just a simple question you mentally deficient trogdolyte
>>3388294
No. They are not beneficial to anonymous communities, from personal experience.
>>3388342
>hitler
>>3388363
>mentally deficient trogdolyte
calm down
>>3388386
how will you know if you dont try retard
>>3388415
im not mad faggot, you're the salty one here you queer
>>3388416
>>3388430
Calm down~
>>3388416
>from personal experience
Are you literally retarded? Fuck off faggot.
SUmmer is here, /scaly/~
>>3388294
>Hey guys let's divide one stream of discussion and content into two when most here are only going to give a shit about one
>>3388451
>>3388443
Shhh
take a deep breath
and exhale
>>3388496
Just relax...
and stop fretting...
We have a problem! It's summer out there!
>>3388496
>As I said how will you know if you dont fucking try you autist
Because you can learn from the other generals? Not just those on /trash/, but also elsewhere.
In structure, /scaly/ is fine as it is.
>>3388496
>how will you don't know if you don't try
>said I tried it
>said it sucked
You have some mental deficiencies. Contact a medical practitioner for advice, but I recommend a consummate lobotomy.
>>3388523
Never argued with you, just telling you there's no reason to be mad, anon!
>>3388565
How do those (You)'s taste anon?
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM
>>3388565\
>NEO-NAZI VEGETABLE
(You) give yourself away so easily
>>3388294
>>3388342
>>3388363
>>3388416
>>3388430
>>3388451
>>3388496
>>3388523
>>3388565
I open the thread and I see this stupid namefagging bullshit. This is chanology-tier shit all over again.
No, nobody wants to join a skype call so they can hear you mumble about dragons and listen to your nasally voice stutter memes. The first post that replied to this was simply, "absolutely not" and you threw a tantrum and called that anon "fucking hitler" because they told you no.
Maybe people don't want to talk to you? They don't -have- to talk to you, deal with it. I'll give you a big hint here, acting like a needy, screaming child is not going to make people want to associate with you in a positive way.
If you want a goddamn skype group post your screenname on here and see if anyone calls you, otherwise shut the fuck up you big fucking baby.
>>3388599
There is no Skype group. Fuck off.
Doctor! I need lizard tats now!
>>3388630
You know dude saying it wont convince me, just give me the invite. I know that you guys are just trying to trick me
>>3388642
My favorite milfy dragon.
>>3388645
Alright, there is one
but before we can invite you, you need to post some scalies first
>>3388645
If you so desperately need to talk to someone with the same fetish as you, I recommend fucking back off to FurAffinity. There is no Skype. Fuck off.
>>3388645
I have a skype group that's full of scalies and we post here sometimes.
You're not getting invited because you're cancer, unanimous no vote. Euroscalies are laughing at you though, I said you probably have dragon posters all over your walls and hang out at Wal-Mart.
>>3388642
>>3388681
>Europoors
>laughing at anyone
>>3388686
>>3388642
big fat dragon tats
>>3388702
>h-heh s-sticks and s-stones... um... I'm rubber and y-you're glue...
I'm laughing at you too and I'm a red-blooded American. You're not getting invited, you can't even behave on an anonymous text platform I don't want some fucking faggot screaming in my ears.
Once more just so we're clear: no, you're not getting an invite.
last one
>>3388729
>implying I am him
skype is gay
discord is where it's at
All I need is /trash/
>>3388749
>discord is where it's at
Discord is a buggy piece of shit, but you get my point either way.
Begging for a skype group is a clear sign of being an insufferable brat.
>>3388774
Nigga, I don't care about any gay europoor scaly skype group, being anonymous is the best.
big boob dragon thread?
>>3388815
For now maybe
Gotta respect that DFC too
>>3388815
>big boobs
Fucking disgusting dude. Fuck off! Your kind is not welcome here.
>>3388827
hey man
I like DFC too
>>3388850
You know you wanna lick that washboard flat scaled chest, anon~
White scales are pretty great, though so are many others
So does the Hist hivemind constantly feel at least one orgasm going on at any given time?
And how does the whole hivemind thing work in regards to an Argonian's individuality anyway? Do they just live normal lives but can receive orders from the Hist at any given time, or are they all a giant, fabricated ruse in the grand scheme of things to fool other races into thinking they're just as sentient? Well, apart from the sleeping godhead part that is.
>>3389056
>Do they just live normal lives but can receive orders from the Hist at any given time,
Bingo,
In addition, Argonians will think they came up with the suggestion. The Hist is a one-way hivemind, and aside from invading the Black Marsh, it's pretty content to let argonians do whatever.
>>3389090
So they're pretty much unaware of what's truly going on in that regard, then. Sounds like the perfect sleeper agent, but I'd imagine somebody would have to fuck up hard to get the ire of the hist.
>>3389056
>>3389090
>>3389146
>all the lizard people are magically mind-controlled by some fucking trees
I wonder sometimes if Bethesda's hiring process consists of browsing FurAffinity and Fanfiction.net and then locking them in a basement to slave away and pump out stupid ideas. If there was any shred of decency in this world Bethesda would implode in 2017 and sell off their IP to a real company staffed by talented people.
>>3389341
A lot of TES lore would probably sound stupid to you, then. The Khajiit had a fucking space program that consisted of them stacking on top of each other to reach one of the moons.
Whatever happened to princess dragon?
>>3389480
What princess dragon? I'm intrigued.
>>3389500
A drawfag did a little cyoa involving a dragon turned kobold and a princess turned dragon(woman).
>>3389500
In one thread, we had to help a princess-turned-dragon and dragon-turned-kobold avoid Captain Cataracts.
>>3389450
I am well aware of how fucking retarded TES lore is so you don't need to elaborate.
1/4
2/4
3/4
4/4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UofMAhVpKU
>>3390099
Nice digits anon!
69
Gee Bill, two wieners?
Bit surprised no-one posted this gem yet, given the thread #.
>>3391152
>futa
fuck off nigger GO BACK TO AFRICA
>>3391152
Seems like sharks have fallen out of favor a bit as of late too. Thread hasn't been up for too long by /trash/ standards though, apart from image dumps so far there's been a bit of shitposting and that's it.
>>3388773
>Historic records suggest some dragons developed fatty masses on their chest
>Fact
But...dragons are fiction
>>3391189
Where do you see the second pair of tits? Hidden beneath the abs? It's clearly a girl on top of a guy.
I'm currently writing a sensual, gradually becoming lewd story between a male human and a female dragon.
Here's the catch: The dragon stems from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (see pic)
Should I still post it?
>>3391321
He probably quoted the wrong post. Doesn't really matter given the quality of his post, though.
>>3391335
>Should I still post it?
Yes.
>>3391374
http://pastebin.com/3JuDQcWF
>>3391335
MLP dragons are practically fair game. As long as they don't dominate the thread most here should be fine with it.
How would a scaly person show embarrassment? Blushing?
>>3388774
You know I don't care about any of this but I find it downright hilarious you shoot downdiscord for being buggy garbage but use skype. Like I laughed for a good 10 seconds.
>>3388969
Given how it controls their other aspects, and can even turn them into towering monstrosities, that's definitely possible.
>>3389056
I think the hist has more control of them the closer they are to it.
>ToT
Can't say that I have a preference for a specific color, but a do lean more towards cool colors (blues, greens) or neutrals (browns, grays). However, all scalies are beautiful.
>>3391597
Either that or playing with their tail.
>>3391597
People use body language too, and aren't necessarily embarrassed when they blush.
>>3391597
A typical reptile head in real life is a bit more restrictive when it comes to emotions, so it would be tougher to tell with that alone. Body language including the tail would be the next best set of tells.
>>3391597
I don't think it would be possible for a cold blooded creature to blush, but there's still body language. Facial expressions, fiddling with their tail, and they can pull back their ears or crest should they have any.
>>3391387
this is a nice read.
>>3392573
love the idea
needs like 3x the frames though
>>3392788
I like that it's a dragon paw holding the tiny one.
>>3392573
If this was posted in every thread I wouldn't even mind.
>>3388681
So that has nothing to do with the thread though right?
I guess there's quite a few random scale-inclined skype etc. groups of random furfags.
>>3389056
>It's awesome! There's a good boy <3
>(It's not quite convincing....)
What a silly translation
Hey guys are you ready to show me the le ebin secret skyrpe group? :^)
>>3391617
>implying I implied that Skype isn't buggy
Shut the fuck up, your "new chat program" is just as shit as the old one. At least Skype's ad horseshit can be disabled and fucked with, Discord has had a persistent memory leak for me and two of my friends.
I guess AMD chipsets are hard or something.
>>3393465
>Discord has had a persistent memory leak for me and two of my friends.
maybe don't shit out your information so easily then
>>3393465
I don't use discord madboy, but Skype is something you couldn't pay me to put on my PC though, it's horrifying. There are alternatives.
>>3393549
>not the wet version
>>3393549
Actually, I'm not sure if egg-laying is all that popular here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457250
>>3393580
It's popular enough.
>>3393495
>maybe don't shit out your information so easily then
I don't even know what you're trying to communicate, but whatever it is it's probably stupid.
>>3393543
>PC though, it's horrifying
Hyperbole much? I don't care what you use or why you won't use some particular thing. I truly don't. I said Discord sucks (it does) and that's apparently hurt people's sensitive feelings, so they're oh-so-quick to defend garbage because apparently Skype is horrifying.
If you want to keep going with this shit I'm game, but everyone else will probably start crying. I don't care, it wouldn't be the first /scaly/ thread I tanked.
>>3393659
I think you have far bigger issues than anything related to Skype or Discord.
>>3393580
>>3393630
As with everything else, as long as it's not spammed I don't think most people have a problem with it.
>>3393560
Have some vaguely lesbian action as well, anon.
>>3393659
>I don't care, it wouldn't be the first /scaly/ thread I tanked.
Why would you insist on shitposting and ruining such a comfy thread
What is there to gain from being a bad poster like that?
>>3393704
>I think you have far bigger issues than anything related to Skype or Discord.
Let's see, I'm in a thread for anthropomorphic lizard porn... what do you think?
Got anything else to say? Make this entertaining, I've got time to kill.
>>3393751
>Why would you insist on shitposting and ruining such a comfy thread
It's not comfy? I said something and it triggered Skype PTSD and now I'm seeing how far that can go. I don't even particularly like Skype, aside from the weekend group chats I don't use it.
>What is there to gain from being a bad poster like that?
I'm a sadist, you tell me.
>>3393791
>Let's see, I'm in a thread for anthropomorphic lizard porn... what do you think?
That's quite telling. Not the fact you're here but the fact you said this.
>>3393814
>That's quite telling. Not the fact you're here but the fact you said this.
You are aware this fetish isn't normal, right? This is not at all something about your personality that you should introduce to your friends and family.
If you have a story about this though, feel free to share!
>>3393791
>It's not comfy?
It's comfy for everyone, though.
>>3388415
>>3388438
>>3388471
>>3388511
>>3388554
>Got anything else to say? Make this entertaining, I've got time to kill.
>now I'm seeing how far that can go.
>I'm a sadist, you tell me.
I honestly don't think this general is for you if you just want to get into meaningless shitposting fights and drive down the quality of threads, especially if you're serious about tanking other threads.
>>3393862
Interesting.
>>3393891
>It's comfy for everyone, though.
So? What does that have to do with -my- comfort? Just because it's comfortable for other people doesn't mean it's comfortable for me.
>I honestly don't think this general is for you if you just want to get into meaningless shitposting fights and drive down the quality of threads
I don't start anything but if it's there I will participate, I'm mean but I'm not an asshole. After a few posts they stop and then we can resume our regularly scheduled rrerr, but until then? I'm going to have my fun.
>especially if you're serious about tanking other threads
I don't even remember what the argument was about, but yeah, I helped drive the thread into the ground. I can admit when I do bad things, that's part of being an adult.
Here, since you're being a good boy and you do have a point I'll stop arguing for now and I'll even throw in a cute pic related just for you. Happy?
>>3394026
While I agree that both skype and discord is shit, if it isn't comfy for you then you might wanna leave.
>>3394063
>if it isn't comfy for you then you might wanna leave.
I'm making lemonade out of these lemons, don't you worry.
>>3394026
>Happy?
Sure, if you mean it.
And if things aren't comfortable for you, you can always ignore and hide posts that bother you.
>>3388815
Would you pop her cherry?
>>3394168
>And if things aren't comfortable for you, you can always ignore and hide posts that bother you.
That is not very fun. You know, that goes the same for people bothered by my posts too.
>ToTT
Fucking motherfucking Yellow!
>>3388868
That Reni expression.
>...perhaps we should keep this relationship non-physical, Captain.
>>3394305
Meanwhile, Nora wants to be included in Trace's harem.
>>3394330
I really gotta get myself to start reading this schlock again. I remember vague obviously-fetishy bits but the worst of all is that it failed to make any sort of impression. I'm pretty sure fucking nothing happened in it for the few years of content I read.
>>3394349
If you just want dragons, read Tom's The Dragon Masquerade.
If you're looking for more general Human/Nonhuman, I suggest Freefall.
>>3392573
On the off-chance that anyone here plays Flight Rising, here's a neat script I made that lets you use the keyboard to play Coliseum:
http://pastebin.com/25EFy5s7
You still have to use the mouse to target allies, but aside from that, once you start grinding you should be good to go.
>>3394330
In the panel shuffle thread, Nora succeeds.
I just realized I have like 8 TwoKinds edits, and only 5 or so xkcd ones.
>>3394448
I've got a [lolspoiler]transformation[/lolspoiler] comic I just picked up that I need to finish first. Also I read the dragon masquerade already, was okay I guess.
Tom is such an obviously kinky fucker it's unreal though why does he pretend?
>>3394959
>IIRC, he did some lewds a long time ago, but he's been trying to keep up appearances as a wholesome furry artist or whatever. Plus, his brother Markiplier might tease him or something, I dunno.
I know all about those, but even before I saw them it's so obvious. People read the comic because he has several fetishes and you can pick them up in the comic. It's quite mediocre otherwise.
>>3394517
nice resolution fagtron, at least I don't have to look at the cringey comic
Huh, I only have 3 edits with a dragon in them. I should fix that at some point.
>>3395374
I downsized the comic panels rather than upsizing the middle panel-sketch. Honestly, I should've done the reverse.
>>3395422
Why is Nora so much better than all the basic fur bitches in the comic?
Found a fourth.
>>3395466
She's a dragon who properly knows how awesome and sexy she is.
>>3395466
What is the bondage bit from? It's not the comic is it?
>>3395529
Any more?
>>3395607
One off comic, not in the story.
>>3395607
He occasionally puts sketches on http://twokinds.deviantart.com/ (sometimes people edit it to give Nora genitalia, which is nice).
>>3395625
Last one with scales. I've got a few with fuzzbutts, including one I like very much, but this is /scaly/.
...I should do more.
>>3395677
>one I like very much
dubs say post that one.
>>3395720
Crossing over between xkcd and TwoKinds is fun, when I can manage it. Group B has a cozy atmosphere in some scenes that went really well with http://xkcd.com/1322/
>>3388496
Is there any recent;y released stuff I can indulge my scaly fetish in
The fact it's a water dragon hides the latex pretty well.
>>3397732
>Out walking, spot two dragons
>"Oh my, I seem to have fallen over!"
>"Careful, dearie, let me help you up"
>"Wait, let me get into a less compromising position first"
>"On no! Somehow I fell down too, right on top of you! How clumsy of me"
>"Good heavens, now we're both in compromising positions! Whatever will we do?"
>>3398003
>dragons want to try bagging a human to mate with because it sounds exotic to them
>they awkward cave recluses so they don't know what to do
>come up with that totally unbelievable scenario
it's 1 step away from "oops I tripped my penis fell into your vagina over and over"
love it
>>3397126
gal?
>>3400185
Use you imagination anon. It's whatever you want.
would the Abomination from darkest dungeon count as a scaly?
>>3400284
Looks sorta like a hairless werewolf.
>>3400284
Looks more like a mutant Alf.
>>3400185
It has a cloaca, it's good wither way.
>>3400284
Doesn't look like it to me, I'm thinking it is more along the lines of a demon/goat creature
>>3400525
>wither
Speaking of, the withers is the area where the neck/shoulders meet on a four-legged creature.
I learned that today.
>people still making shitty skyrim dragon sfm porn
>NOBODY has ripped or done anything interesting with any of the saurians, dragons, or griffins from Dragon's Dogma, even though its on pc now
kobolds r dum
>>3402308
Dragon's dogma doesn't lend itself to modding like skyrim does.
>>3403471
no kobolds are smart and clever and they make the best traps! stupid human!
>>3403471
no u r dum
>>3403636
>>3403680
DON'T YOU ARGUE
>>3403863
>wark
>not kweh
>>3403863
Kobold princess is just drawn in very wildly different artstyles all the time.
i installed a shitload of sex mods in my skyrim and somehow the shit isnt crashing
i am BAFFLED
it's not really worth it unfortunately, and I still can't find a female nude body replacer that isnt ugly as sin
>>3403762
Het
>>3403863
Don't you dare insult KP
>>3403996
?
>>3403996
>the comic that started it
Kobold princess isn't from a comic, she's originally from that Tower Princess CYOA thing.
>>3403554
Just ripping the model and using it in SFM shouldn't be any harder than Skyrim, and the dragons are way cooler.
>>3404178
??
>>3404178
>Which was started by what.
A template on /v/. Wish foolz archive still existed then I could point to the thread where the drawfag actually drew out the template and the princesses to go with it. Didn't start with comics, any comics came after the Tower Princess CYOA had been floating around 4chan for a while.
>>3404534
That's not fucking Tower Princess, dumbass.
>>3404678
>That's not fucking Tower Princess, dumbass.
No shit Shirley, read again. I said that's r34 of the comic that -started- it all, meaning it inspired Tower Princess. That template on /v/ was not the origins, that was the result of a thread that's long gone by now.
Does that clear things up? I was there when it happened.
>>3404776
>it inspired Tower Princess
"no"
>>3404678
What that dude is getting at is that Tower Girls was inspired by the /v/ template, which was inspired by a Guoh comic in which a knight saves the kobold princess.
Would you frot with a higher being for survival?
>>3404899
What an awkward term. And probably. Certainly with snek if it's for survival.
>>3404899
>male snayyk
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>>3404678
>>3404776
>>3404808
Actually that's not the whole story, I'm leaving something out. When the comic was posted it inspired the whole "PRINCESS, I'VE COME FOR YOU!" reaction image, and after many iterations of people filling in shit what we know as Towergirls slowly took form. Pic related if you're still somehow fuzzy on all of this.
>fucking summer is here
>>3404948
>summer is here
>as though this only happened now
I mean yeah, /v/ got summer a month or so ago, so by now they've probably heard of /trash/ and are looking to spread their dank reaction memes all over the place.
Still, probably 80% of this thread if not more is here year-round, or nearly.
>>3404947
>going to neo-/v/ in 2016
irredeemable shithole. Not even gonna visit for E3
>>3405020
>>3405020
>>3405096
>>3405096
DELETE THIS
>>3405017
>Still, probably 80% of this thread if not more is here year-round, or nearly.
Well I know that anon hasn't been on /v/ for long, but I remember it being in /tg/ for some reason. I don't know. Either way this guy: >>3404839 is right, it was a guoh comic (I didn't want to say it was guoh since I didn't know for sure) and as I said that inspired the "princess, I've come for you!" thing which spanned a whole thread and that inspired a template, then another, then a gorillion more, and then it started to turn into a game I guess.
I stopped going there long before that, I left just as the princess memes began to spread.
>>3405020
It was a shit DLC all around. The concept of boss aliens is great, the way they did it was shit.
>>3405213
git gud, beagle
>>3404899
I've been waiting for this...!
>>3405157
Oh, Towergirls is definitely /tg/, but /v/ is usually the one that sends their furries here - /tg/ is happy to keep theirs so long as they keep it /tg/-related.
>>3404948
Man these were fun
>>3405282
Last I heard they refused to come here actually, because it didn't let them attention whore enough.
>>3405261
>>3405296
>>3405329
/v/'s furfags -specifically the bara/gay ones- are purest cancer and the more they don't post here, the better.
>>3405334
Thank you.
>>3403944
surprisingly well made/hot animations on some of these
honestly i installed this shit just to see what it's like
in my opinion it's too much work to get all the prereqs and various different model and animation packs to make it fairly complete, and even then you need even more mods for interfacing properly with dialogues to try to get things to happen
it's also some of them are kinda creepy
>>3405449
Kinda why I didn't do it. SFM doesn't do much for me either.
>>3405229
I'm sorry but I don't understand.
Fish boys representing
>>3405511
>>3405511
>>3405531
I'd go full gay for Slark.
>>3405511
>cutie slarkbutt
>remember he'd probably rather just shank you
I'd still go for it
>>3404178
The original drawing of the lizard princess didn't have tits, not sure why that one does.
I've actually never seen her officially added, though
>>3405296
vore pls go
I do like the idea of a dragon kidnapping a princess for ransom money or something. As in, he's all professional and stuff if negotiating, but knights and other rescuers get swiftly eaten.
So does the princess, after some time. No use in keeping her if her kingdom won't pay up, after all.
>>3405808
>Bones + crown visible
>Vore
She just got eaten m8 not devoured whole
If a dragon isn't starving I'd imagine squeezing money out of the country is what they would do
>>3405296
>>3406216
It's not /scaly/-related, but that one gets me every time
I want to ride a dragon!
>>3407475
I want to be ridden as a dragon.
>>3407475
I want to stroke a lizard.
>>3407546
>>3407652
Man, I'd hate having sand enter my not mouth unwillingly
>>3407652
Looks comfy
I'm bored
What is /scaly/ up to?
>>3407857
Playing KH Phonegame
Watching Vinesauce
Maybe going to play Digimon: Cyber Sleuth
