Best gote thread.
We will never die edition.
i bring you this
I've been gone a month, what'd I miss?
Is there any new goatfeet yet
morning gote lovers
>>3388525
mornin
>it died overnight
heck
>tumblrtale
You guys have shit taste.
>>3390947
Shh. Let semilewd goat cuddles melt your stress away
Do you guys think we will be able to last until the end of the year?
>>3391926
The /trash/ threads?
Or /utg/?
>>3392035
the /trash/ threads
>>3392077
I doubt that we will die anytime soon, especially since if im not mistake the translation for the Japs is on its way.
That will keep this place filled with lewds of all kinds for awhile.
>>3392130
>the japs are getting a translation
my day has been improved
>ded overnight
dang..........
link to old >>3319873
Tenno goat
>>3393472
Mega Goat
>3390947
(You)
>>3393147
Blame the hunger games faggots making a new thread every 15 minutes
>>3393491
Asriel Prime
Be honest with this one, do you prefer kid gote or adult gote?
>>3397206
smol gote for cherish and protect
big gote for romance and love
>>3397206
Smol.
>>3397206
shota
>>3397206
shotegote
>>3397206
same >>3397249
God is ded
>>3397206
i take no pride in my preferences
Bump
So, how is everyone doing? All of my friends are busy, so feel free to chat
>>3400786
Doing fine here.
>>3400786
that is a fine goat
>>3400786
its hot im dead
patiently waiting for grand finals of dota major 2nite
>you will never play videogames with the gote
>you will never see him ragequit because you win all the time
>you will never pretend to lose for him
>you will never see his smile of satisfaction when he 'wins'
>you will never make the gote happy
>>3402198
>ywn make really lewd bets like holding hands or kisses on the cheek and intentionally lose
>>3402298
>ywn pretend to lose a lot for the gote
>ywn make the lewd bet that if you win you must share a bed toghether
>ywn see his reaction when you win
>ywn share a bed with him
>ywn make the gote feel weird
>>3401330
It's 10pm and 70F here, it's normally in the upper 80s during the daytime. Welcome to the club
>snuggling with the goat during the summer because you want to show you see him as more than a living blanket
I actually kinda wanna see a comic/single of that actually
>>3404692
i am a sensitive baby, summer is hell
would definitely still snug tho,
>>3404692
that sounds freakin' adorable
>>3393491
>opticor
great taste
http://d.facdn.net/art/chromefox/1465705557/1465705368.chromefox_asriel_wip.swf
"How amusing, human...your determination is proving to be an...entertaining display."
>>3397206
edgegote
>>3397206
Both, with a slight lean towards shotagoat because of Mejic.
>you will never just cuddle up with the gote and just sleep serenely all day.
>>3410516
That butt's gonna give me a heart attack.
![bnhadaq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BEkGUMI.jpg "bnhadaq[1].jpg")
>>3410516
Every time I see that I gotta jerk my bacon
>>3407938
Thanks
Daily reminder to worship the gote butt
>>3414851
I prefer the feet, but whatever floats your boat man
>>3414888
well next time I'll say: 'Daily reminder to worship whatever gote body part you prefer the most.'
>you will never throat two feet of gote dick
why live
I wanna be this Chara
>>3416828
>>3416964
I like nice-guy asriel, but overbearing/dom asriel is best
>>3418585
clearly the main lesson of Undertale is that you will never find happiness until you throw yourself down a mountain
>>3420236
We can always choose to believe in an afterlife
did the board just explode
>>3423231
Most of 4chan exploded for a moment.
>>3416828
>wanting to be a homocidal psychopathic 10 year old
>ever
>>3426675
better than a 20-something NEET trash autist
pls post happy gotes i feel like shit rn
>>3427344
happy shota or edge? I gotchu anon
>>3427485
either is fine, thank
>>3427344
>>3427344
>>3427344
>>3427344
since it looks like everyone's gonna post shote
>>3427344
>>3427718
hehe, that's just me. I have happy edge, promise!
thx 4 the fluff
>>3427344
Happy.
>>3393491
Not gonna lie, when I saw the thumbnail, I thought the flap on his armor was something else
>>3430342
Please don't post that goat
It looks more like a mouse honestly, and he made the mistake of not drawing any visible fur
It just kind of looks like a skintight bodysuit or something
boomp
Bump
morning
>>3434058
Yes, your goat ass.
>>3434058
No I said your goat feet.
New-Semester bumpo.
>tfw no wizard gote taking classes in the summer to make friends with
>you would never try to impress him by taking a swim class
>he will never begin to notice your build slowly gaining muscle overtime
>gote will never begin to question himself
>>3426675
>Only becomes psychopathic when a /v/irgin teaches their now soulless ass that killing everyone for the lulz if cool
>>3434449
>mornings with a gote
>waking up to his smiling face
>rays of sunlight peeking through the curtains, making him glow
>he was watching you sleep, your slow, short breaths and cute snores
>good morning kisses and a healthy breakfast
>>3435411
dont forget the SQUATZ
>get big butt
>catch handsome college gote checking out your HUGE ASS AND TONED BODY
>>3436190
>good morning kisses and a healthy breakfast
>healthy breakfast
You mean two slim-jims and a coke?
>he was watching you sleep
hnnng yes please
>>3436254
>every breath you take
>every move you make
>>3437737
They get to see you while at your most vulnerable, and its kind of an attention thing as well, at least for me
gote butt
Asses, goat asses.
I want to see some /ss/ between this two.
>>3441123
thats degenerate as HECK
>>3442191
There is nothing wrong with true love
>>3442288
>>3444146
source?
>>3444229
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56908196
>>3444326
Thanks a lot.
>>3444463
Any time
>>3410509
Hnnngh!!' So hawt!!
>>3444326
I want to see how this ends...
>>3445086
These images?
>>3445279
Well I meant in the link to pixiv (the story about Asriel and Toriel) it was getting hot. Turns out it's only 5 pages including the cover. It was getting good
>>3445431
Yeah the artist hasn't put any more on pixiv unfortunately.
>>3445086
>>3445431
>>3445747
I don't think we are getting an ending...
>>3446180
Imma cry
>>3446304
Life is full of ups and downs, however in moments like this we must remain calm and learn to carry on, and forget those burdens of the past.
>>3446355
Well said, friend.
>>3446355
Can someone post moar sexy adult gotes to cheer me up?
>>3446576
Don't worry bro, I GOAT your back
>>3446576
maybe
>>3446576
Have this till I find more
Anyone know if there's a finished version of this WIP?
>>3430904
Agreed, ears look weird, but loOK AT THE THIGHS
>>3446860
Not that I know of. Haven't checked, though.
>>3447080
>>3447095
we posting fugging?
>>3447222
yes
>>3447302
Nice
>>3447462
>>3447493
>>3447511
>Female Frisk and gote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MD48_-NUBE
keep it bumoed
Can I have a goat to fall asleep with like this? I kind of need it
Good morning gote.
>4:34am
I want to see Asriel wearing Nier costumes.
I need big gote feet to rub.
>>3442191
How degenerate would you say /ss /with alphys would be?
>>3447080
>>3447095
>>3447222
>>3447462
>>3447493
>>3447511
>>3457340
>Crybleat stopped doing lewds
Feels bad man.
>>3459938
frisk looks unsettling as a gote
>>3455650
Very degenerate.
homolove is pure
>>3460821
you mean adorable
I want to see this two fug so bad.
>>3459938
So there's gote Frisk. What about humen Asriel?
>>3462188
>Turning gotes into non-gotes
Heresy.
>>3462188
>saw this and looked up humantale tag on tumblr
>NO ONE IS WHITE
why'd I look
>>3462356
Honestly, did you really expected something good?
>>3462356
>Everyone is literally like 10 retarded "gender minorities" stacked on top of one another
>Asgore and Toriel are homosexual trans + some other bullshit that somehow ended up togheter and had a child
How is this shit not a parody?
>>3462450
the humantale alphyne stuff was good but everything else. im fucking triggered
>>3462495
Because the world isn't that kind.
>>3462641
I had already heard of it a good while ago, but any excuse is good for posting suprised Asgore.
>>3462641
Speaking about Undertale cringe, has anyone seen those real life Undertale battles?
>>3463070
no, they sound awful
link please
>>3458584
not like I've done anything worth sharing
Chara and Frisk as Gote
>>3464344
needs more sfw
smol gote is precious
>>3464344
>>3464344
Asriel in a can
>>3462608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ctxTzCbx8&feature=youtu.be
Please don't die
give me all of your asriel fics because i'm a living trashcan
>>3465454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0NLxQJ55Y
Are you the trash man?
>>3401330
>pic
>mfw highs are gonna reach 100 on Monday
I just want to bury myself underneath four blankets and pretend I'm cuddling with gote without burning up. Is that too much to ask?
>>3465454
Is it weird that I haven't found any 'bad' Undertale fanfics? Have I not digged enough?
>>3461402
Have you seen Love or be Loved?
>>3466517
read one of the trillion sans x female mary sue reaader insert fics
or worse, fontcest
>>3466427
F
>>3467061
Yes but I didn't like it that much
>>3467085
jfk i checked the new queue on AO3
13 of 20 were sans x reader/oc
kill me
>>3463601
We would have to be judges of that though, artists are always overly critical of their own stuff.
>>3463601
Post one photo
I ((((double)))) (dog)™ daRe you]]]]
>>3471976
Butt on face
Paws on face
Let's make it happen
>>3472015
while Frisk watches?
>>3472044
If they really want to, I guess, but I'd prefer something a little more intimate desu
Somewhere there is a lewd of a nude or mostly nude adult Asriel looking down on you with his cock out pointing down to you and basically saying something like "suck it" or maybe that is what my brain put there.
Anyone have it? I love dominant Asriel.
>>3472523
I have a feeling it's something else, but there's this?
What makes Asriel so pure and sweet?
>>3447080
>>3447095
>>3447222
>>3447462
>>3447493
>>3447493
>>3447511
>>3447678
>>3456992
Guys, I need help. I'm considered to be the biggest hardass in every social group I'm a part of, I'm a colossal dick, I fap to some of the most horrifying and amoral shit a human being can feel attracted towards; despite all of this, straight Friskriel does things to both my heart and my dick that I can't even begin to describe or understand. I don't get what the fuck it is, the gay stuff is some aight porn, sure, but it doesn't give me a sensation where you can just... I don't even fucking know, feel the passion? I know that sounds like chick shit, even by homo standards, but my god, that's the only way I can put it. When mere months ago I was pointing and laughing at half-assed fancomics that grasp at straws to give these two the happy ending they deserve, I'm now seriously considering writing shitty fanfic of my own.
What the fuck has this ship done to me?
WHAT DO I DO?
why would you want to fuck a goat
>>3473965
Don't worry anon, you're not the only one.
>>3473965
Write your shitty fanfic
>>3473988
>not wanting to fuck any of the gotes
>not wanting to fuck perfection
>>3473988
why would you not want to fuck the goat
>>3473965
welcome to the trash can
I want to be in the loving relationship with both Asriel and Asgore!
Servicing both of their cocks like a good little slut, too
>>3473697
The fact that he exists.
I want to be inside Asriel
>>3479691
what a little slut
>>3473988
D A D D Y
>>3483116
Imagine how passionate this cute gote must be in bed
>>3484368
Yeah, he'd totally snuggle you to death
:^)
>>3480113
How "inside" are we talking?
>>3485095
Until our souls fuse together
>>3484812
>his white fluffy fur will never reek of Downy fabric softener
>he will never pitch a tent in his pants as you rub your face all over his chest, taking large moaning whiffs of his gote scent
>>3485185
>goat smelling like shampoo/detergent
My man, everyone goes on about musk, but this is where it's really at
>>3485250
Of course I do want his feet to smell like feet but other than that, fluffy fur that smells like detergent is the shit.
like a living heated pillow
>>3486487
>You will never share a bed with the gote
>You will never cuddle with him
I heard that the helium method is the most painless way to commit suicide.
>>3486755
what a coincidence, i did too. it was only like a couple days ago
>>3484812
My reward for being determined
>>3486832
Lets commit suicide together
: ^ )
>>3487033
the suicide pact begins
someone shop this with gote
>>3487091
But if we are going to commit suicide, lets not be pussies and do it the Undertale style, throwing yourself off a mountain.
>>3487184
i can see the headlines now
"Pile of corpses found at bottom of ravine in world's most autistic suicide pact"
>>3412469
>kyrio
God, HHD is so lore-breaking and stupid, but I love Kyrio's art so fucking much.
Look at this adorable goatcest, hnnnnngh
still looking for any + all gote fics
tol or smol
even meme fics
>>3491124
Most all of its in the /utg/ pastebin really, outside that one muscleanon x shotagoat fic.
>>3492374
preasu rinku
>>3492505
Which one? You can find the pastebin in the OP of every /utg/ thread. As for the muscleanon x shotagoat fic, im at work so i dont have the link, will try to rummage and find it when im back home (if thats the one you wanted a link to).
>>3487184
I want in but there's no mountains where I live
>>3496203
and the template, if you guys want it for other purposes
This thread needs more hips. Would post but my computer is fucked up so I have to use a mobile.
>>3489372
The public should not know about this, imagine the huge shitstorm that would happen if they found out that we killed ourselves because of a videogame.
>>3493335
In what kind of deserted wasteland do you live?
>>3496537
I wouldn't exactly call the 3rd highest population density country deserted but it's terrible here
Goat cuddles are dah best.
Though I'd prefer those cute Goat feets to get some much deserved tickles. This does not happen nearly enough in my humble opinion.
>>3496833
Why the fuck would you want to off yourselves when VR is becoming a thing?
>>3402198
>your closet homo bff with lots of issues will never gain phenomenal cosmic powers
>he will never share it with you
>you will never become gods playing around with new universes for eternity, only you and him forever
Why can't sanzo do Gote love?
So, why exactly do you fags wanna kill yourself?
Id assume the goat wouldnt want you to do something retarded as that, and you cant appreciate gotebutts when you are dead.
>>3498892
It shouldn't really surprise you that really super suicidal on a site like this.
>>3500970
that people are*
>>3498400
Somone who can speak the moonrunes commission him please. I really wanna see this now
>>3498892
because angst
>>3498892
You can't have goatbutts when you're alive unless you're willing to break the law and/or have a very vivid imagination
>>3502702
You can at least look at gotebutts while you are alive and appreciate them, cant do that while you are dead.
>>3496231
Stinky gote paws
