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>>3387875
Maria and Harusame
>>3387875
Kazuichi Souda
>>3387830
I'll wait for you, my love!
>>3387841
What nation am I?
>>3387849
Uh...no. She's fat, remember? You're skinny enough to make it alright.
>>3387860
You were hitting me after I told you my dad hit me for not going to school because I got bullied.
Cappy
>Female
Alfred Jones
Jack Spicer
>>3387875
Brad Carbunkle
>>3387815
Didn't know there were monsters that looked like little girls.
...And knew machinery......
Well, you learn something new everyday.
>>3387819
I do, but I'm not supposed to fire at civilians... Skyway Patrol code dictates that.
>>3387821
Then what's the problem?
Gintoki
The Marine
>>3387875
Rika
>>3387849 (Urotsuki)
Nope.... We all failed, disastrously.
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Some girl
>>3387875
Ramlethal
>>3387844
I have yet to consume a person yet.
>>3387849
I only found it mildly intriguing so I will not go out looking for it. I have three sisters in total. Valentine who passed away. The aforementioned Elphelt. And the rarely seen Jack-O. Do you have any family?
Dean Ambrose
>>3387894
Nice hair.
>>3387875
King Kaito
>>3387816
I thought seeing all your sisters would make you happy, you are all quite different from each other...
But clones? What does that have to do with you?
>>3387821
Trust me you'll like this one! At least I hope...
https://youtu.be/v2IamuVT25A
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Nitori
>>3387875
Urotsuki
Zone-tan
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I AM A CERTIFIED G AND A BONAFIED STUD AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
Napsuda
Whiffed it
Mikan Tsumiki
The Player
Homika
>>3387891
Probably... England, you both swear a lot, and have questionable taste in cooking!
King Kek
>>3387895
The problem is that it got blown up in the first place!
Shiro
>>3387911
Not a bad style yourself either
>>3387913
It is mostly because I am torn if I should act like the orginal. I had thought I had told you we are clones of someone.
>>3387922
BADABOOM
realist GUY in the room
how you doin?
>>3387895
There are lots of types of monsters with lots of variety. I could sell you a book on all sorts of them if you're interested.
Lumberjack
>>3387895
You're gonna have to. Either he dies, or I die. You have to make this choice, Brent.
>>3387955
Yeah.
>>3387932
What the hell do you mean I have questionable taste in cooking!? I haven't even eaten anything since I've gotten here!
>>3387955
Al-Alright, lets go...
>>3387922
IT'S SOFT YOU FUCKING RAT FOR HAIR.
S
O
F
T
SOFT.
>>3387908
Y-yet?
Where the fuck did I drop my chainsaw?
>>3387891
Wow, you let your dad hit you? you shoulda talked to somone about it.
Chikane Himeyama
>>3387955
Proceed.
>>3387955
Let's get this going!
>>3387908
That must be nice. ... Apart from losing one sister.
...None that mattered to me. My brother was the one my parents cared about more...And after he died, they cared even less about me. It's the reason I live alone in this big house of mine... They left.
>>3387891
Do I just stomp on you or something?
>>3387955
Nitori, hm? ...Okay.
>>3387955
Looks good.
>>3387940
Who blew it up?
>>3387950
Thanks dude, like those goggles too.
>>3387955
Looking good.
Let's ride.
>>3387957
Nah, not really my thing, but thanks for the offer.
>>3387964
I dunno man....
....And it's Brad.
>>3387964
Vanilla Coke isn't good, dude. Hey, I noticed you didn't say anything about me calling you rude...
>>3387955
Late again... damn.
>>3387970
No Cass told me it was only s o f t for tacos
Sawft is when someone is floppy, you know?
how you doin?
>>3387903
...Well, that sucks.
At least you're not dead. I'm glad for that.
>>3387955
Give the girly my spot.
>>3387994
>>3387958
>>3387955
I'm ready for action.
>>3387984
That's a real shame, sworn friend.
>>3387970
No, I didn't. I'd never let him hit me. What kind of psycho are you?
>>3387978
You can if you want to, so long as you're naked.
>>3387984
Sure thing Brent. Just kill him already.
>>3387955
I hope I don't do too badly...
>>3387955
School?? Aw, crap.
>>3387984
Some jackass with stupid blue hair.
>>3388002
She didn't kill any of the three humans in the endeavor. Marisa, she overlooked, Meira played dead and ran like hell while she was distracted, and I...fled the first fight, and self-destructed my tank the second. It's not all sunshine and roses, either.
>>3388004
Too late now, sorry
>>3388004
Thank you.
>>3387970
How should I know. Besides, there is no chance i will ever eat a human.
>>3387978
You live alone? You have been discarded...
>>3387901
The queen. It seems like more of you are finding yourselves here.
>>3387998
The fuck you mean by flo-
I'm gonna beat the english into your head Enzo, and thats a favor by the way.
SHIELD.
>>3388010
But you just said he hit you.
Wait, you mean to say he hit ON you?
>>3388025
It's 5AM, which means it's nap time. See you guys whenever I stop sleeping.
>>3388038
>>3388041
I can not be late.
>>3388041
Like I'd walk with anyone
>>3388006
That's a big missle
>>3388041
A piece of toast? I'm suprised it wasn't a burger...
>>3388049
G'night!
>>3388035
Hey you ever been to ahh, you know?
Jarsey
>>3388041
I guess I can make do here for now. Let's make this little club my base of operation.
>>3388006
Little quick on the whole friend thing, but hey, it's better than being an enemy, so I'll take it.
>>3388010
Sorry dude, I don't want to get in trouble....
>>3388024
....Was she a robot by any chance?
>>3388041
Right wing?
Well, it's called "right", so surely it's the best wing!
>>3388049
Night.
>>3388010
Does a swimsuit work?
>>3388033
...
>nod
It's for the better... I hate them now.
>>3388041
They all look like.
>>3388024
..Hm. Lots of fighting in your life. And fighting with something on the line.
>>3388049
Goodnight, Kazuichi Souda.
>>3388049
Farewell.
>>3387954
I just remember you telling me about your mother, who're you cloned from?
>>3388049
Later dude.
>>3388069
I-Q am sad for you.
>>3388033
Ramlethal?
If you're here, then where are your sisters?
>>3388041
I don't even own a Bi-cycle.
>>3388058
You should expect nothing less from a kappa!
>>3388062
Why do you say that? Us Kappa are sworn friends to the human race.
>>3388089
Same slide bud.
>>3388089
You posted Bloodbath again.
>>3388049
NIght Loser, you better wake up less weird.
>>3388089
>>3388089
Bloodbath again
>>3388079
This woman who became the ultimate weapon. Mother clone all of us from her. It is why we are seen as tools.
>>3388091
They are elsewhere. Does the king know of your arrival here?
>>3388089
I am experiencing Deja VU
>>3388093
Don't really know very many "monsters" that haven't tried to destroy the world, either intensionally or by shear accident.
>>3388110
Oh come on! No way am I able to eat this all by myself!
I'm trying to watch my weight!
>>3388060
What the hells a Jarsey? Is it like a jar, but for the letter Z? Jar-Z?
>>3388110
Question 1.
Define Jarsey.
>>3388110
...Please don't break any of my tables...or me...
>>3388110
Fine, fine, I'll pay
>>3388110
I should make a map of this place... It could save a lot of trouble.
>>3388110
Only I am allowed to have this set of teeth.
>>3388110
...Can Highschoolers get the death penalty?
>>3388110
I'm not even in school!
What the heck is happening?
>>3388122
I haven't seen Ky, no.
Have you seen him around here? There's so many unfamiliar faces...
>>3388085
...I cried for many months.
It's...There's nothing else I can do about it.
>>3388141
It is most useful location to learn.
>>3388144
I have not. In fact, he is one of the few I am surprised to have never seen here.
>>3388141
It's blank
>>3388110
>>3388125
Wait what did we do wrong?
>>3388127
Just listen to how to sounds
Jarzey
Jersey
>>3388141
school so boring I ain't wakin up in the morning
how you doin?
>>3388141
Question 2, Is Sawft spelled correctly.
Man, I should do this teacher thing more.
>>3388125
We're not here to destroy the world... We're here to try and make it a better place by selling the technology we make to the people!
>>3388122
I don't understand why you'd feel bad about something like that, to me you seem like your own person, heh.. And you know I'm just an upgraded version of my 'original' self.
>>3388155
Ah, did you not like it? I thought it would suit you well... Maybe you'd like a different one?
>>3388141
I suppose I should try to make food here, since May isn't around.
>>3388156
Who else is here?
You say that like you've seen quite a few people!
>>3388173
spelled more correctly than your hair was done this morning
>>3388155
... I think it's good you're still around.
>>3388145
Am I crying? I have not realized.
*wipes some tears away*
I remember about month ago you wanted to help. My statement will mirror that one. Would you mind if I killed your parents?
>>3388155
Ok, thank goodness....
Worried Jenny messed something up again....
>>3388170
Not sure really, my old high school never had this rule.
>>3388176
Well that's good, but not all monsters I've seen haven't done that...
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3388141
Ah, of course I'll help, I love class.
>>3388196
W-what.. I thought the fact you were a teacher was a joke...
>>3388196
...Ohhhhh, I-I can't really say no to that...th-this is just a joke, right? you're going to dump some gravy on me, right?
>>3388170
Jeresy. JERSEY?
YOU JUST SAID IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON ANYWAYS.
Oh Enzo my boy, I will try to fix you, believe that.
>>3388193
2 seconds and some spit?
Wait, that doesn't sound right.
>>3388196
tick... lick... stick... di-
>>3388199
What rule? Is there a rule? What's this rule!?
>>3388196
What the hell?
>>3388196
I needed to learn Chinese for Diplomacy. Nothing else.
>>3388184
I was not supposed to live this long. That may be a factor in it as well.
>>3388190
That is correct. I have seen all of my sisters here. Along with Sol, your son and the witch.
>>3388184
Do you think I'm in a mood for much of this?
>>3388194
I'd much rather be around with my aging process unhampered. I've been stuck looking like...this, for years now, you know.
>>3388196
Fine, just don't blow my tank up...again.
>>3388199
Never heard of them. New I should've blown him to kingdom come when he said his hair was stylish....
>>3388199
Maybe it's because we just like to play with technology and make it better.
>>3388205
STOP THAT!
>>3388196
>>3388233
Thank you for your donation.
>>3388214
No I said it wrong
it's Jarzey
J e r s e y
>>3388197
Really...?
I wouldn't want you to do all the work... But I would like the help, once I leave.
...Thank you, Ram... I appreciate it.
>>3388240
>>3388241
Zzz...
>>3388215
I dunno, but I guess you can't share food with your classmates.
>>3388233
Hindsight will do that.
>>3388234
I don't even know very many monsters that deal with technology.
I know a few humans and robot aliens, but that's it really.
>>3388240
Nothing. Great
>>3388205
>>3388234
Wasn't me this time.
>>3388240
At least most of the internals are alright.
>>3388196
I guess I can practice some sparring...
I don't think anyone here besides Ram could match with me though.
>>3388225
Sol and Sin are here too?
How could I not notice you all were gone so long...?
>>3388240
Getting lost sounds about right.
>>3388240
Victory unobtainable.
>>3388221
I'm telling Tracksuit!
>>3388225
I suppose the longer you live the more problems accumulate, but remember you have friends that will help.
>>3388233
Everyone likes music, it's like a universal language, honestly why are you so cold...?
>>3388240
Why i have Yandere Simulator feeling?
>>3388241
>>3388214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI
>>3388252
Now I just wish he was still here so I could give him a piece of my mind.
>>3388265
Partly the mood right now.
>>3388257
>>3388260
THIS is that people wear in the 21st century?
And they say I'm CRAZY for demolishing all human culture....
>>3388240
I should just drop the mop
this floor is covered in gore
>>3388250
I need to catch some sleepies too
maybe then I can find Cass
night
>>3388252
Classmates? We're classmates? I need to sleep anyway
>>3388276
>
>>3388265
I have nothing to do with a soldier who can't even walk in his own armor and fell on me.
>>3388245
It would be no trouble at all. Of course you could join. It would be fun.
>>3388257
It is easy to forget Sol. And Sin started showing up yesterday.
>some retard keeps bumping dead HG threads right before they get pruned
For What Purpose?
>>3388279
Can you guys fuck off, I already have my degrees
>>3388252
Would you say you have PROBLEMS with those robots, aliens, and humans?
>>3388255
I wasn't pointing fingers at anyone...
>>3388276
Shouldn't you be getting drugged tested right now?
>>3388279
HEY, ASK HIM IF HOW SAWFT THE HOSPITAL BED WAS.
>>3388281
Getting revenge won't solve anything you know, it's just gonna ignite the flames more.
>>3388292
Apparently so.
This place is weird....
>>3388281
What's the matter? Other than your tank.
>>3388295
Sure, nice excuse...
>>3388300
Probably a butthurt ERP'er/Hoshi.
>>3388308
Or better yet the guy hating on Maria
>>3388265
I suppose that is true. You have lived longer than me.
>>3388233
I think a lot of other humans would love to have that "problem", they would consider it being a great thing.
>>3388298
Indeed. And you could help me find out where they even went... I would have no clue where to begin.
>>3388303
I guess? Yeah.
>>3388300
To strengthen the trash is spammed with hg threads.
>>3388304
Shouldn't you be dead right now with your spine twisted in impossible angles? Time to fix that.
>>3388319
Or Hoshi
>>3388279
>Which high school code is this?
>>3388326
we need a paul heyman
>>3388285
I have other outfits, none of them are nearly as comfy though.
Or good for fighting.
>>3388298
I suppose you're right...
I'd be very disappointed with myself if I somehow didn't catch Sin being missing, so that's a relief.
>>3388302
Jack! Explain to me the reasoning behind all these female women in clothing unsuited for battle! What is the purpose of purposely showing your most vital areas!?
>>3388326
No fighty fight until the UFC brocky brock. Back to bed.
>Punches in the dick
>>3388300
I'm typically the only person that has a chilly opinion on your kind around here at these hours, thought I'd clear my name.
>>3388307
Pretty much just that, really.
>>3388322
I wouldn't mind as much if I looked any older than TEN.
>>3388324
I've done nothing but eat lately, it feels like....
>>3388323
What kind of problems plague your daily life, sworn friend?
I could potentially help.
>>3388344
Anything would be better than THAT!
How on earth is it more useful for combat?!
>>3388355
Silly silly Dean. I always wear a steel cup to protect against low blows like that.
>F5's
>>3388285
It is actually the 22nd century in my universe. This is just my outfit for fighting.
>>3388322
It may even help with your other problems.
>>3388344
Do not worry. Your son is alive and well. As well as he can get but he is fine.
>>3388307
I don't have any need for excuses. It's obvious I'd never touch any of you that way, and especially not a stranger.
>>3388320
Have I? I am pretty old for an android... I feel like if it weren't for upgrades I'd have been thrown out by now.
>>3388356
Are you being like this because I haven't given you a hug yet?
>>3388360
He-Here, you guys can have it...not like I'm hungry anyway...
>>3388361
The hardships of life.
...oh, and evil-doers.
>>3388360
Time for a good old fashioned lu-
>>3388369
>Is thrown into the lunch table
>>3388367
Free-er movement for kicks and the like, nothing for opponents to grab at, nothing to rip...
You'd be surprised how often I manage to rip clothing.
>>3388374
Have you seen him today? Do you know when he might be around?
>>3388356
Do you know how long that will last?
>>3388374
Another thing to look forward to...
>a smile appears to be creeping up on her face.
Yes.
>Smithing stuff in OSRS
>Person that'd been talking to me complains that RS3 sucks
>Respond I don't dislike either version
>"That's becuz ur young"
>>3388360
Urgh, fine, I didn't need any, anyways.
>>3388377
Don't you dare. You know I take my tank VERY seriously.
>>3388305
I am capable of being very petty.
>>3388356
>>3388303
>Whoops.
>>3388360
>>3388379
R-Really? But this is your lunch-- wait, a burger? Please and thank you!
>>3388392
Yes yes, but what kind of hardships? And what do you mean by "evil-doers"?
I could help you if you were a bit specific.
>>3388401
Get me animal control, I need a beast that needs pinning.
What the fuck do you mean you dont work free for birthdays?
>>3388374
This would be the one time where I would be glad NOT to be in reign!
I don't think I would even think of such a stupid wardrobe!
>>3388404
But what about all that exposed skin!? Anyone could easily stab you at with a well-placed strike!
>>3388377
I am certain. I can not imagine living that long.
>>3388404
Seeing as he was only here yesterday, I am unable to determine any patterns of his. But he was here around this time.
>>3388433
I do not care for your feelings. It is useful for fighting in.
>>3388435
That's... Not fair...
>>3388435
Fuck this, I'm going back to teaching.
At least here no one will suplex me.
>>3388405
I can not believe it. I am glad I will be able to help out after all.
>>3388406
I can see that.
>>3388426
Like I said; evil robot aliens who want to rule the world, mutant metal-eating flies, sponge kaiju, you name it.
>>3388433
I fight with my hands and wings, I can't exactly wear plate armor, can I?
Most of the others I fight use some form of hand-to-hand as well, so it works out most of the time.
>>3388447
I see...
Thank you anyway, I guess we'll just have to see.
...Oh, I just realized how rude I've been! I didn't ask how you were doing!
>>3388376
Only Tracksuit? Haha, it's weird knowing you have a soft spot.
>>3388406
Honestly, the walls you've built around yourself are tougher than your tank.
>>3388447
It's not all bad, I meet a lot of people, and I've watched the family of us five grow to more the four times that... I feel old, but there are still things I want to do.
>>3388452
Better check your bed incase a Brock Lesnar is hiding there tonight, bucko.
>>3388405
Not the slightest, seeing as I haven't aged a day.
...Maybe ten's an overstatement, but I was always short anyways.
>>3388435
>Heavy panting
I...can't do this. At all.
>>3388461
If your pride and joy was blown up, wouldn't you be angry?
>>3388474
And I don't really mind that.
>>3388460
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>3388460
>Dean sleeps with a dakimaru of his waifu
So who is it? Matoi? Mitch? Roman Reigns?
>>3388447
I fail to see any reason why that would be as such.
>>3388469
I see, but it's still incredibly dangerous to be so ill-suited to the elements.
>>3388474
I said nothing like that.
>>3388461
If you're having trouble with invaders of all different shapes and sizes, I could sell you some heavy duty weaponry.
>>3388493
WHAT?! Oh, come on! This is ridiculous!
>>3388478
Do you consider me a friend?
>>3388497
You don't need to, but you're actually quite happy right?
>>3388478
Well, yeah, but punching their face in won't magically poof it back.
>>3388503
Well, uh, thanks, I'm sure Skyway Patrol would need it.
>>3388507
Happy? About what?
>>3388457
>she approaches you
And now I am less afraid of leaving.
It will happen for sure, now.
.... I need to rest now, but...
>before she can change her mind, she throws her arms around Valentine in a short, but close hug
Thank you, Ram. And goodnight.
>>3388489
All of the above
>>3388495
I'm part gear, cold and heat don't negatively affect me. It's only really because of this that I can go out without fear in my regular outfit.
>>3388489
>>3388514
Ryu ga wa teki go fuck yourself.
R-ryuko taught me that one.
>>3388469
Glad to be of service. Hm? I have been well. I did not think your group capturing me could result in something good.
>>3388474
I will not have to worry about growing. The other thing sound intriguing.
>>3388495
Opponents find it hard to grab me. It is easier to do kicks and some people find it distracting. Any edge in combat is important.
>>3388478
That's definitely different from how most humans work... Maybe you're not as human as you think?
In any case, I should get some rest.
Farewell, Rika.
>>3388509
Skyway Patrol?
>>3388514
>Grumbles to herself as she walks away from the office.
>>3388538
Night!
>>3388507
No answer.
>>3388509
So?
>>3388538
>She twitches
...I've considered that it may have...changed me, on some fundamental level. Thanks for bringing that little..."thought" back up. Be seeing you.
>>3388538
G'night!
>>3388515
Just in general I suppose.
>>3388534
What do you mean? You don't age either right? But which part are you interested in?
>>3388553
A-ah... Well that's alright I suppose..
>>3388531
I'm sorry, part "gear"?
>>3388534
But it is also important that you have protection from the outside world.
>>3388517
I have rarely been on the other side of that. And enjoyed it
*she quickly returns it*
I am glad I was able to help. Until next time, Urotsuki.
>>3388538
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3388559
I don't see a reason for that to be true.
>>3388547
Yeah, it's this organization that protects people against intergalactic crime.
>>3388553
I'm saying you're not going to get anything out of it.
>>3388575
Satisfaction.
>>3388559
>She simply shrugs
>>3388562
You made it this far, youkai, you better win it, too.
>>3388562
Appreciated anyways, sworn friend.
>>3388534
I wish you wouldn't use the word "capture", it makes us sound so malicious...
>>3388563
Yup!
Basically a living weapon. Ram here is a Valentine, which is a different type, but she's not quite human either.
>>3388580
But is that REALLY worth it?
>>3388586
Y-Yo... RIP Nitori, you were too pure for this world.
>>3388586
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3388601
Absolutely.
>>3388586
The ONE time I bet against the human.
>>3388575
Sounds like they could use my help.
>>3388586
O-Oh...
>>3388586
Thank you for hosting.
>>3388571
You have someone special, and I never see you sad really.
>>3388580
Heh, is it because I bug you everyday?
>>3388586
Congratulations Alfred!
Thanks for hosting, these events were pretty fun!
>>3388595
A living weapon you say?
Well, this changes everything....
>>3388559
Indeed. This is the body I will have forever. The part about other people is interesting.
>>3388563
I have yet to be harmed from weather changes and the sort if that is what you mean.
>>3388595
It is what happened. Why censor it? Especially when I said it resulted in what I believe is a good thing happening to me.
>>3388619
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3388604
>>3388619
Congrats anyways, sworn friend. And thanks for having us too.
>>3388610
No, it really isn't.
>>3388612
Yep, it's hard.
>>3388619
Congratulations dude, and thanks for having us host.
>>3388614
Someone special? Could you just stop talking like an idiot and just state what you mean?
>>3388619
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3388632
It is to me.
>>3388614
>She rolls her eyes
>>3388619
Hmpf. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3388618
Don't get any funny ideas. I don't try to pick fights, but I won't hesitate to defend myself.
>>3388625
Capture makes us sound like some sort of villains! I'm glad that you see it as a good thing, though.
>>3388619
Congratulation, stranger!
>>3388632
If I could see what kind of things they have, I could very well improve what they got ten-fold.
We Kappa are just that good.
>>3388625
I don't think I will outlast anyone, I'll probably be thrown out by then.
>>3388635
I am stating what I mean, you must be happy because you have someone special, meaning tracksuit, what's so hard to understand?
>>3388639
>Sighs and continues to smile as usual.
>>3388625
But that does not mean you never will....
>>3388652
Yes yes, I understand....
>>3388639
You'll see.
>>3388662
We'll talk about it another time.
For now I gotta go.
See you both later....
>>3388666
...
That isn't a proper reason for happiness.
>>3388667
I don't know if you do.
If you fight me, you will die. I don't want to kill anyone, but I'll do what's necessary.
>>3388683
See you later, dude!
Never ending cycle
>>3388684
But you don't deny it! I am surprised by this development.
>>3388666
>She begins to slip in to the inside of her tank's wreckage
>>3388683
Vengeance has driven me this far, at least in part. be seeing you...whoever you are.
>>3388683
See you, sworn friend. Just give a shout out if you need some help.
>a strange protal opens
>>3388703
>throws brick
>>3388703
fuck off vraeth we don't want your shitty games
>>3388687
When did I ever imply that I wanted to battle with you?
And besides, I am a ghost, so I cannot hurt you and you cannot hurt me.
>>3388703
What!?
