142nd Dark Side Games
Sorry people, there were some issues on the game, and i had to made it again, but it was on Day 2, so is not much of a problem
Now this IS bloodbath
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3385783
Will you be upset when Ezekiel tears his ACL while trying his hardest to block a lineman so your glass collarbone doesn't explode?
>>3385801
>>3385800
SEE JUST FINE!
>>3385801
I still got a bad feeling about this.
>>3385801
And I die immediately. Fuck.
>>3385772
It sounds like it was fun.
>>3385801
YOOOOOO JOE!
>>3385816
Don't you wish that evil on me, 'Dachi. He's going to stay healthy and break Adrian Peterson's rookie record. On top of making sure my brittle bones stay unbroken.
>>3385801
So this... Is the power... Of Kappa engineering...
Basedball is best sport
>>3385816
I lost it laughing at glass collarbone you bastard. This is why I need to stop drinking and just go to bed.
>>3385831
Looking through tumblr at all the art for hong kong and it's just annoying me how much of it is shit and how much of it is amazing. There's a ton of HongKong and Iceland shippings though. Some of them look nice too.
>>3385801
It's much easier to kill someone if they don't have a blaster to a light saber.
>>3385801
You have a laser gun and that's how you decide to end my life? I wonder what kind of idiot programmed your AI.
>>3385842
>break Peterson's record
>sharing the backfield with Darren McFadden and Alfred Morris
No
>>3385860
>>3385801
I feel RNGesus is doing something dumb about this, now there is more deaths and shit, compared to the previous one.
>>3385842
Hey Tony...do you think you can talk to jerry about letting me come to D town for a 1 year contract?
>>3385881
NOT MY TANK, ANYTHING BUT THE TAN-
>>3385842
It's going to happen, just like RG3 will break his knee.
>>3385860
Based Machado punking Ventura was glorious.
>>3385862
It's true though, his collarbone is made of glass.
>>3385870
Don't ruin his dreams, Wiggins.
>>3385867
>sulks
You don't have to rub it in.....
>>3385881
>hums
>>3385881
You go gather some logs so we can have firewood.
>>3385870
Sh-shut up...
2,000+ yards, 10+ TDs... B-Book it...
>>3385881
Ohohoho~, None of them even stood a chance against THE GREEEAAAT MICHELLE!
They tried their best, but their best just wasn't enough.
>>3385893
>implying I'm that basketball-American
I haven't posted here in months, figured I'd lurk a little bit tbhf.
>>3385881
...I hate this. I want to die.
>>3385873
Yeah yeah laugh it up. There is no better sport to go see and bond with your mates.
>>3385801
THIS IS MY GAME NOW
>>3385881
Fuck
>>3385905
Are you a dude or a chick? I can't tell
>>3385908
I told that nigga like 5 times I don't follow other sports too.
>>3385900
Sounds like your stats right before you break your collarbone :^)
>>3385881
>>3385881
Fucking Arena Time right here
>>3385893
And my sides are made of helium.
>>3385893
It's a certainty.
>>3385887
Dude... You fucked up so bad not even Jerruh is gonna give you a shot. You're done, kiddo. Ever think of trying Arena League? Or maybe the CFL?
>>3385918
>Laughs it up
>>3385932
But muh number 1 O-line and fresh stable of RBs...!!
>>3385881
>>3385925
...I'm a dude, dude, I know I'm fabulous, but that should've been obvious...
>>3385895
I'll rub it in as much times as I want, now go and try to get yourself alive out of this mess and pay a visit to your manufacturer..
>>3385940
What even are those things. Whatever I'll just set the area around my on fire and smoke then out!
>>3385940
I guess I'll just stay here then...
They can't even sting me...
>>3385940
Well it was fun strangling people while it lasted.
>>3385842
>a human man
>beating Adrian Peterson
That fucker could have played in the NFL in high school
>>3385957
It was more confusion from your name, man, sorry about that
>>3385932
>implying
It'll be 1200 yards and 5 touchdowns.
>>3385944
He is so fragile that he should wear a body cast during each game.
>>3385951
Still don't understand why he's a QB, we all know most nigs aren't smart enough to play QB.
I want to fuck that robot
>>3385940
SORRY NOT SORRY, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND ALL THAAAT
>>3385978
...I knew that.
>>3385940
Welcome to America, where we knock people out and use them as bait! Truly, an American Hero!
>>3385983
Me too
>>3385940
Good thing this guy can eat almost anything, including tracker jackers!
>>3385992
Can he eat Dee's nuts?
>>3385983
Leave those poor machines alone.
>>3385983
You stop that.
>>3385962
I don't really want to... They'll kill me for deserting...
>>3385983
>>3385991
What....
>>3385951
O-oh yeah? Your just mad that we have bigger contracts than you!
>>3385981
You got me the first time. Falling pretty flat now like my soda.
>>3385940
1st wave of death, also a new personal record on death (31 was my limit) pay respects for them
Pray for the other 16 participants
>>3385976
EZEKIEL IS THE FUTURE.
I SAID BOOK IT, DAMN YOU.
>>3385981
They got the mobility, my man. You don't need to play smart when you can keep a play alive forever by running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
>>3386009
Fuck... You're right...
>>3386013
I'm never flat, baby.
>>3385628
Who am I then?
>>3385976
Too bad he is wasting his prime in Minnesota. I tell you what he is going the same route as barry sanders
>>3386020
Beautiful. 10/10, so much suspense.
>>3386035
I can fap to this
>>3386035
Do we have to go back to counseling, son?
>>3386020
Fucking embarrassing on my part. I think I'm just gonna leave... Boba out.
>>3386055
Bye! See you next time!
>>3386035
I'd hate fuck Female Souder pep.
>>3386003
I don't see any nuts anywhere, and I have my eyes wide open even if it doesn't look like that.
>>3386020
I'll just...I can fix my tank up...again. It'll be better, you'll all see, you'll ALL see!
>>3386035
Nah. You're just the basic generic knock off brand.
>>3386013
Flatter than Romo on a hospital bed getting his glass collarbone patched together with gorilla glue?
>>3386024
The only good black QB in the NFL is Russel Wilson, and he's doesn't act like a nigga.
Rugby a shit
/sp/ hg is best hg
>>3386055
Cya around.
>>3386073
Stay still for me...
>>3386020
And of course, THE obligatory peaceful moment of the game after some big massacre.
>>3386055
Good luck there
>>3386020
FFFFFFF
FF
FFFFF
FF
FF
>>3386050
Fuck off Bolin.
>>3386054
Why would we need to go back there? I'm all better now!
>>3386066
I'd hate the fuck outta you too, dickhead.
>>3386071
Please, I've vanilla coke, the best kind of soft drink. You wouldn't know that because all you have in Hong Kong is bootleg sodas.
>>3386070
I think it's bed time little sis, you're a little cranky...
>>3386007
Get over here sexy
>>3386074
I really hope people don't unironically believe this
>>3386072
Glass collarbone getting replaced with high grade metal and riveted into his body.
>>3386091
Hey, Britain imports some of the good soda over here too.
>>3386085
....
>>3386085
Mmm mm mm mmm mm mmmm
>>3386091
Awww, right back at you, you worthless little shit yooou~.
>>3386091
>Vanilla
>Best
Shit taste. And this is coming from America!
>>3386091
uguu so kawaii(≧∇≦)
>>3386072
Yeah, that ring of his makes that pretty undeniable. Can you believe Scam Newton almost won it last year? I nearly fell out of my gurney.
>>3386111
I don't wanna...
>backs off nervously
>>3386129
kys
>>3386085
Another one?
>>3386091
...If you say so.
>>3386097
SHUT UP! They blew it up, damn it!
>>3386125
>>3386091
Got to agree with him. Vanilla is pretty shit pre-teen taste.
>>3386091
>throws rocks at you
>>3386119
Like what, Pepsi?
>>3386124
I'm serious. I'll kill you with your pillow if I ever get the chance to.
>>3386125
You kidding me? The only other option here is RC Cola.
>>3386129
>>3386138
Rolling for this.
>>3386119
It wouldn't keep shattering if that was the case.
>>3386131
We all know that game was fixed beyond belief. There was no way they were letting the third greatest QB ever to go out on a Super Bowl loss.
>>3386147
Awww, it's alright, you have fun rebuilding it right?
>>3386144
But kid, you're from one of those RPG games one of my acquaintances spends his time with. Do you plan to get killed yourself as well?
>>3386162
I'd like to see you try, you don't have the balls, Pepsi.
>>3386144
You were lucky Kolo, unlike another guy...
>>3386162
Like non-vanilla coke and fanta. What are you going to do about it pepsi man.
>>3386167
I guess.
>>3386146
This is all your fault. If you weren't busy trying to save humanity maybe I'd have turned out better.
>>3386151
I-It takes a pre-teen to know what a pre-teen likes!
>>3386157
You're only adding insult to injury here.
>>3386162
Unf UR so hot
>>3386162
Wow. I, uh, genuinely don't know what to say. Obviously Frozen Cokes are the best.
>>3386188
ME? LOSING? I'M AMERICA!
>>3386169
Not as much fun as it is NOT HAVING IT BLOW UP! And how many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?
>>3386205
Alright.
>throws bigger rocks
>>3386125
Actually.. While I've got the thought. Why am I building this folder?
>>3386205
It takes a producer to know what the consumers shit taste are.
>>3386205
Ur so cute <3
>>3386184
I think we both know I have the balls to do many things, and killing you is one of them.
>>3386199
Fanta's horrible. Only someone like you would enjoy that artificial crap.
>>3386208
I know I'm hot. That's pretty much "HG 101".
>>3386210
How the hell is frozen coke good when it explodes in the freezer before you can get to it?
>>3386188
Look, feast
Down to 10 now
>tfw the character i was rooting the most in this game died here
>tfw no face
>>3386188
Alright, you're gonna catch me at mi signal...now!
>Satou headjumps down the tree, breaking his neck after stumbling with several branches on the way to the ghost's arms
>Revives a few seconds later
...Perfect.
>>3386205
>kissu
>>3386235
Damn it
>>3386219
>it smacks him on the noggin
Wasn't taking my statue punishment enough?
>>3386229
I'm not cute! I'm handsome!
>>3386220
Because you want to become one of us!
...one of us... ...one of us... ...one of us...
>>3386232
...What? Are we talking about the same type of Frozen Coke here?
>>3386245
Cute ^_^
>>3386240
ERP's that way, buddy.
>>3386248
Yeah, the stuff in a can, right?
>>3386232
Yeah, cause both of us know how scared I am of you.
You're honestly not very scary, Souder.
>>3386232
But it is shit. I even said as flat as my soda, implying I haven't finished it.
>>3386245
>socks you in the jaw
Yes.
>>3386245
>///< kawaii
>>3386215
You might as well stop because I'm going to call you that anyway, besides don't you think it would be boring to have it never blow up?
>>3386123
Mmmm mmm mm mm~
>>3386261
N-No! Who sells Coke in a fucking can?
>>3386248
Okay.
>>3386254
This isn't the face of a cute guy or girl, this is the face of a menacing mechanic, got it?
>>3386262
I swear to god I'll take you to pound town and finish you off in a matter of seconds.
>>3386268
Well shit, if it's that horrible why the hell are you drinking it in the first place? You're nothing more than a hypocrite!
Tell me a bedtime story HG.
>>3386277
No, it'd mean I'd be doing something right!
>>3386275
S-Since when were robots allowed to go against their creators?!
>>3386276
NO! Kawai!
>>3386293
That looks like someone pooped in a cup that says coca-cola.
>>3386244
>More peace
By the way anyone knows what was the shortest 48 tributes game ever?
>>3386300
We are all going to die someday.
>>3386300
There one was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died. The End
>>3386300
Once there was an anon, and one day he walked up to you and politely said "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
And so you did.
The end.
>>3386299
Cause it's better than your shit.
>>3386299
Pound Town huh? Jeez Souda, If you wanted to bang I could always move you towards my sister.
>>3386300
once upon a time there was a cancerous aitistc succubus who we all haated and wish would die
>>3386316
You aren't my creator. The C.I.S are...
HAHAHA FAT
>>3386278
What are you staring at?
>>3386340
Alma's been dead for a while.
>>3386327
My shit is better than your shit, and that's fact! I should know what kind of soft drink is good and which ones aren't! It's my favorite pastime besides fixing cars.
>>3386334
I said pound town, not sex town.
FATTY
>>3386320
>>3386322
>>3386323
You guys fucking suck at bedtime stories.
>>3386316
Too bad, because that shit's GOOD! (And it's from New Zealand, but who's counting?)
FAAAT
>>3386349
Uhh... your nice hair?
>>3386356
Show up more often, faggot.
>>3386318
2nd wave of deaths, pay them respects
>tfw I wanted Wales to win
FAT BITCH
>>3386351
Should get a better past time than being stuck as a pre-teen thinking vanilla everything is good. I bet you even tried to make oil vanilla scented before.
>>3386351
That's what Pound Town means, you daft moron.
>>3386356
You're damn right Deano. Come on, we got insomnia to deal with
>>3386318
>Technically, Jude had a 48-game that ended in the Bloodbath.
>>3386341
Yeah, me. That's what I said.
>>3386357
Shut up doos.
>>3386300
Alright, sit down, criss cross apple sauce.
Once upon a time there was a little tired faceless one, he was so tired he couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard he tried. So one night he decided to ask for help and for someone to tell him a story, the story was so boring that the little tired anon fell asleep by the time he figured out how terrible the story was. The end.
>>3386356
Do not come to a Soviet for a bedtime story.
>>3386366
Sounds like you just made that up then and there.
>>3386369
Fucking peace, i hate RNGesus is always giving me false hopes.
>>3386381
Who won that one? Sounds extremely weird
>>3386374
I'm not even a pre-teen! I'm in my 20's or some shit!
>>3386377
No, no. You don't get it. Pound town is where you take people to get beaten up. I've done it a few times before.
>>3386382
I am going to enjoy melting down that statue of yours...
>Vader is back
Neat
>>3386382
Hm... Nah, sounds like work.
>>3386399
No no, it really is... great!
>>3386406
>Squid Girl, with 47 kills.
>>3386409
Your taste are that of a pre-teen.
>>3386409
Nooo, Pound Town is where you take a chick home, fuck her brains out, then brag about it to your frieeends, c'mon Souda, this is some entry level shit.
>>3386420
You sound like you're just trying to please me on purpose. What are you really up to?
>>3386406
Thank God the peace stopped
>>3386427
Damn, i wish i would be there to see that
>>3386417
I was here since Thursday, but i just began to host today
>>3386313
You are, but there's no such thing as perfect, all you can try for is better than you are now.
>>3386441
No no, I just want to please you without purpose.
>>3386446
>thursday
So new avatar or am I blind?
>>3386367
I've been here, no one just managed to find me in the ditch I dug myself into and I had to spend 3 days and a lunch time crawling out.
>>3386378
Oh I didn't say anything about going to sleep, you guys just tell bad stories.
>>3386397
Not even any stories of drinking vodka and then sitting in the winter for 43 years?
>>3386451
Don't you spew your inspirational crap at me!
>>3386446
>I'm pretty sure Squid Girl still has it saved
>>3386413
If you don't do it soon I'll take it back.
>>3386418
I thought American's loved working on their farms?
>>3386432
And you look like a pre-teen.
>>3386434
I think you're just stupid, because having sex is nothing like pounding someone.
>>3386458
Blind, he was here yesterday i.e. still Thursday
>>3386446
There's not many left; this shouldn't be too difficult.
>>3386453
Right.. why don't I believe you?
>>3386356
I am not good with stories because I never heard of any of them. Maybe this will be effective.
The creature who disobeys Mother will die.
>>3386446
RIP Mokou and Atsushi, again
>More fucking peace
>>3386458
No, i just comeback that day, had some troubles about money here.
>>3386465
I don't even think you could...
>>3386459
...Sure. Hey, we have this one about an experiment!
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment
>>3386465
Souda...I knew you were retarded but, this is incredible...
>>3386465
Yes, but shutting up is WAY too much work.
>>3386462
Ah, but I'm your big brother that's what I'm supposed to do!
>>3386465
And I'm at least 170.
>>3386477
I don't know. You tell me.
>>3386459
You aren't wrong
>>3386485
Finally, a kill, i would wish for more
>>3386488
Oh, watch me. I'll do it, and I'll take your guns too.
>>3386495
You're the one that can't stop thinking about sex. It must be all that pent up sexual frustration from Hajime turning gay so he wouldn't have to deal with you.
>>3386502
...It takes no work at all. Just close your mouth and don't move it.
>>3386508
You look like you're about ten. You might want to fix that if you wanna be taken seriously.
>>3386506
My family begins and ends with my SISTER!
>>3386515
rooting for Asuka
>>3386524
But being a hero means I have no time for shutting up! Who else is gonna argue with England?
>>3386524
And you look like your still only 17. Try working on that too, and your shit taste if you ever want to be taken seriously. I'm going off though. Can't let your shit taste infest my country.
>>3386515
RIP Wendy
>All this peace
Why is nobody dying? This game was supposed to end quicker.
>>3386477
>fondles lower horns
>>3386509
Maybe you're simply not trust worthy.
>>3386515
What a strange creature... a wizard dog.
>>3386524
Yes, because an organic with the brains of a sand-person, could take out a B1 with superior technology and lift a large, gold statue...
>>3386530
Oh... I'm actually a terrible big brother right? And everyone just kind of puts up with me?
>>3386524
No, I mean, come the fuck on Souda, They call it Pound town for a reason, Its cause you pound away on the person...sexually of course, how the fuck don't you know this, are you actually retarded?
and don't you dare bring Hajiy into this, I will cut your fucking dick off.
I miss spooky hours
>>3386547
Hmph whatever. Don't you dare try and stab me in the back.
>>3386538
RIP Asuka.
>>3386482
But my mom's dead.
>>3386494
It's 2 in the mornin, I ain't got time to read shit.
What kind of story teller just makes the other guy read the damn story anyhow.
>>3386510
So you gonna fetch me a better story or nah? Cause I've got very important shit to do. Like dig holes, or make treehouses out of ladders. Ladderhouses.
>>3386567
>>3386567
>What were spooky hours?
>>3386547
Why is this game so slow at the end?
>>3386567
Me too... The skelebros were funny...
>>3386553
Of course I am! How can I prove it?
>>3386539
France? Wasn't the 100 year war between those two or something?
>>3386544
Whaaaat? My face is perfect, and chicks dig my looks! You're too set in your old ways, old man!
>>3386554
Yep, sounds about right to me!
>>3386561
How does it feel knowing Hajime will never take you to sex town, Stocking?
>>3386580
Not gonna lie, a ladder house sounds pretty cool
>>3386580
A Soviet.
>>3386551
>kills
>>3386600
By not breathing for 20 minutes.
>>3386594
W-Woah there! That's playing a bit to close to the line isn't it!?
>Fries Captcha
>Suddenly remember Vader Fries was an HG Meme
>>3386586
Skeletons. Lots of skeletons
>>3386612
YOU SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I MAKE YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!
>>3386619
>holds breath
>>3386560
I just don't care for people calling me that.
>>3386586
>Tons of skeleton posters/avas.
>>3386612
I'm not sure weather or not your too stupid to even be classified as non-sapient creature or not...
>>3386612
...There was? I wasn't around back then...
>>3386580
As I stated, I would be terrible at stories. So I made one up based on my experiences.
>>3386594
RIP Ririchiyo
Someone end with my suffering, this peace is so bad.
>>3386622
I think it still is, or at least something related to fries
>>3386628
THAT'S RIGHT STOCKING, TAKE ME TO POUND TOWN!
>>3386636
Or the worlds best mechanic? Obviously the latter.
>>3386630
4 seconds... 5 seconds...
>>3386661
...
>>3386642
that is one raped m14
>>3386633
I don't know though, I don't think I can call you anything other than little sis now.
>>3386660
Yep, even a rancor could outsmart you...
>>3386660
...Please stop saying pound town like that, its making my will to kick your ass falter like a mother fucker.
>>3386647
I'm not really in the best of situations. I'm sure I'm going to die soon actually.
>Didn't we try and get a cooking with Vader thing going
>>3386642
Open up a history book every once in a blue moon and you'll understand what life was like back in the good ol days.
>>3386671
'Cept I'd be the one to fix the rancor when it breaks down.
>>3386665
7.... 8....
>>3386647
Finally someone understands me
>>3386670
How about MY NAME?
>>3386676
It's a beast you moronic excuse of a mechanic...
>>3386619
>is dead
>fondles lower horns while being a zombie
>>3386682
No.
>>3386613
Ya see, this is what I'm talking about, the important shit. Nos do we get 537 ladders to stack on top of each other?
>>3386614
Good answer, your fired. Now get me something only a russian could get me good. Communism, wait no not that, vodka.
>>3386645
Oh, right, this one's about you.
Come on, tell the story, did you do what mommy said or is this the plot twist where you were dead the whole time?
>>3386678
I see a food demon with a sandwich
>>3386679
W-What? What wounds woman? Get away from me!
>>3386571
see, she survived a little bit
>>3386676
Reading's for nerds, though... And I have no time for reading when I'm a hero!
>>3386673
No, i wish i wouldn't have many money problems.
>>3386679
RIP Asuka
Come the fuck on
>>3386678
>sneakily breathes through nose
>>3386690
You're just...just the worst.
>>3386672
Like you'd be able to lift your leg far enough off the ground to kick it, lardass.
>>3386688
Yeah, you know the quote "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man". That applies to me here.
>>3386697
Can I tell you jokes instead?
>>3386705
>>3386689
>kills the zombie
>>3386699
You see correctly.
>>3386708
9.... 10..... 4.... 5....
>>3386705
>Doesn't everyone.
Heh. I can take out the rest of the competition with this.
>>3386710
Am I?.. I guess.
>>3386705
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>3386721
Very accurate
>>3386704
Heroes are well educated, and you don't seem like you're that smart.
>>3386712
...
>Gut punches Souda Fuckingly
Eat shit, you fucking asslord.
>>3386724
