HG thread
Inform me when you are ready
>>3383225
Demons don't have plastic horns, they have ACTUAL horns.
>>3383200
I only said someone else was going to be taking the roster up, I just like watching~. Besides, you couldn't touch me even if you tried, silly.
>>3383220
Feel free to give my spot away to the next in line. I changed my mind about giving some peasant the chance to ruin my dress in the Arena.
>>3383129
Query: Who are you.
>>3383132
Response: Engi, our, emotions are incapable of hampering our rationality and decision making. Non-Engi emotions have been observed to block rational thought of other sentient life, resulting in poor choices and even termination.
>>3383171
Query: Is there a reason for that?
>>3383220
Statement: District is acceptable. Proceed.
>>3383220
Alright, let's get this show on the road.
>>3383220
Looks good.
>>3383220
Looks good Rammy!
>>3383181
Alright, I wish for...
You to lose all your 'powers'.
>>3383220
>>3383167
Quick, give her my spot
>>3383220
Looks lovely, lets get a move on.
>>3383201
How much did Ben teach you about the Force?
>>3383226
I understand. So how are you doing this evening comrade? Are you going to host tomorrow later?
>>3383220
Ready, Ready!
>>3383220
Kuku... a demon is always ready.
>>3383243
These are my horns!!!
>>3383259
Kukuku... but are you able to pay something of equal value?
>>3383220
And were back folks time for another example of why Cena shouldn't be in these matches, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the first one eliminated.
>Stop being so negative JB, you need to have more support in one of the faces of WWE! I bet he'll win this one just you watch.
>>3383220
>my joke trib insulting the b8 host got in
Based. But, can you give the spot to someone else? I already have a trib in
>>3383254
Hmh. Talk about handy, there.
>>3383220
Hm
>>3383204
I'm not going to trust some raggy looking kid to look at my eyes, or brain for that matter. Putting my life in your hands out be a big mistake.
>>3383244
You...you're mocking me. I can tell in your voice...who do you think you are, little girl?
>>3383259
That was pretty rude, demanding it like that, but it is fine!
I don't like German food. It's just the wurst!
>>3383254
Soviet. Leader and soldier of the USSR
>>3383254
Sister thinks i'm too dangerous for people... so I used to be in the basement. But now i'm here! And it's so much fun in this place, since nothing breaks here!
>>3383274
No, they're something you bought in a garage sale.
>>3383247
>spits on your dress
There. It's an improvement.
>>3383273
Oh, now I kinda feel stupid lmao. It makes so much sense.
>>3383286
>>3383247
Done. Your spots went to Ririvchiyo and Wario.
>>3383262
Done.
The match will begin soon.
>>3383302
>Dammit wrong image
>>3383298
I don't take much seriously, is all. I'm Kurumi, a vampire~.
>>3383284
I already have a headache Cole, don't make me give you one too.
>>3383332
WAHAHA WARIO TIME
>>3383320
>She starts crying.
D-d-deeze weren'd cheep!
There is a battle to be won. Duel !. Start fighting.
>>3383220
Looks like I was a little late. Atleast I won't disappoint you this time so thanks for hosting Ram.
>>3383346
What was so ~ worthy in that sentence?
>>3383346
Come towards me for a minute, Kurumi. I have something I want to do to you...
>>3383364
I have ten fingers...
>>3383360
Dios mio, are you actually crying?U-Uh, I'm sure they weren't, I'm suuure they cost quite the pretty penny...
>>3383364
>Pained and terrified screaming
>>3383302
Ah, hello fellow Soviet!
Кaк пpoшeл твoй дeнь?
>>3383224
Who're you calling ugly, punk? Do you like pain? I fucking hope you do.
>>3383226
>Despues de este juego si estare, si le das host despues de este juego yo le entro.
>>3383364
Eб твoю мaть
>>3383364
Y-You got it all wrong, I just wanted to wish her good luck...
>>3383364
Hmmm... that person makes me feel weird... I'll let him have the toy.
>>3383389
I-I weally am a demon!!
>>3383377
>I just like some sort of lighthearted singsongy tone.
>>3383387
Hmmmm?
>Leans closer
>>3383370
Greetings El. You did not disappoint me last time.
>>3383254
>my laptop's internet just died for some reason... I couldn't post..
Ok.... I guess you can scan me...
>>3383411
Ye-Yeah, I'm sure you are...now stop crying.
>>3383398
Хopoшo, cпacибo.
>I am US. Learning Russian is still novice.
>>3383364
>>3383401
I'm calling you ugly, butch. Why don't you smash your face against some rocks a few times to fix up your facial deformity?
>>3383423
>he gets you in a headlock
I want to hear you plead for your life...
How many custom codes are public?
Evens and games get updated
Odds and you suffer
Dubs and I make a new themed game
>>3383364
Towns are claimed, fighters are complimented, some of you have been cursed or blessed.
>>3383274
You don't have much power, so probably?
>>3383301
I'm sorry... But I knew who's song that was right away, and your jokes are really good..
>>3383370
El I have some questions for you, if it's not too much trouble!
>>3383364
Ah... this is nice. .
>>3383287
Response: It has allowed us to expand our domain and become ever more advanced than our counterparts, such as the Mantis.
>>3383302
>>3383339
Response: Engi to not recognize the term "USSR".
Query: Are you a separate faction from the Federation of Rebellion?
>>3383304
Comment: "Nothing".
Query: Clarify.
>>3383436
>Everyone was down, it wasn't just you.
Request: Stand still
>Engi takes out scanning device
>>3383455
>butch
Holy shit this kid is using heavy words.
>>3383298
You think someone deemed as the ultimate neurologist would screw up your brain? Unless I'd have bad intentions I would, but luckily enough for you I'd fix the several screws that are loose.
>>3383470
Great, I'd recommend you to try again when I'm not stuck in a block of ice.
>>3383470
Hey Laharl you sort of look like these runts...
>>3383476
Is this Rebellion against the Empire?
>>3383470
...
>>3383481
And the sight of you is making me want to vomit.
>>3383271
Possibly today. but i still have to prepare if i will be able to do after this one
>>3383446
>She sniffles.
I-I need du go for a bid...
>>3383474
KUKUKUKU!!!
How wrong you are!
...But! It is demon's code to go through with wishes. I shall converse with my demon master, and return with a fair price...
>>3383476
People! They don't break here.
>>3383499
Now need to wait u til acids make you vomit blood.
>>3383500
So how is evening Lord Vader?
>>3383488
I doubt you could cure server depression and anxiety.
>>3383476
Alright...
>I didn't know, was moot's replacement dicking around again?
>>3383504
Yeah...you uh, you take care...
>>3383474
I'll try to answer the best I can.
>>3383432
Feels that way though.
>>3383455
Rocks would turn into emeralds the moment they touch my face, you sack of shit- Same with everything my knuckles touch!
>Punches your face
But somehow it doesn't work on you.
>Punches again
Nope
>Punches
You just get uglier with each hit.
>>3383455
>She begins to kick and flail, oversized wings smacking against him repeatedly
Hey, that's cheating, that's cheating!
>>3383470
What a terrible statue.
>>3383449
>Don't worry, I am learning Russian too.
So, what was that I heard about you being a leader of the USSR?
>>3383474
It is fine, comrade. It's nice to know people like my jokes! America told me this one the other day!
>Dude, my wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff, yo. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
>>3383504
Ah, actually I change my mind, I'm thinking of something else now... What kind of payment do you take though? Because I don't have a soul.
>>3383531
Thank you! But first, how has your day been? I want to know before I bother you.
>>3383500
I've noticed the light saber on you, perhaps some sort of new combat droid?
>>3383517
>pukes all over Soviet
>>3383476
...Let me guess, bug people?
>>3383531
You were taken down by sheer luck. Not combat so I can not be upset at you for that. You also managed to remove some people unlike the other two.
>>3383551
....I hate you.
>>3383551
Great, now all we can do is to sit here for the next few hours.
>>3383548
>gives knife with design on blade
Here is a knife with special skin. Will help speed up process
>>3383561
Yes. You want spot Ivan?
>>3383572
>Altyn helmet blocks most of puke
Come on. That won't faze me
>>3383517
Kinda tired right now, but i should try still made a game
>>3383571
No, you are wrong
>>3383548
>lets the punches hit him every time
Keep it up and you might make this experience all the more heavenly~!
>>3383550
>he starts moaning at the attacks
Oh? What makes you think a guy like me cares about cheating?
>>3383551
I don't care enough about gold to risk my life for this. You guys are on your own.
>>3383551
Oh good, I'm glad you guys are alright!
>>3383561
That one is definitely one that's going to stick with me for a while! You haven't told a bad one yet!
>>3383571
If he wasn't sad he would have fucked you up like Hiroshima and Nagasaki in '45
>>3383614
You told me to puke, so I did. Blame yourself for being into that kind of stuff.
>>3383551
Today blades are effective of eliminating others.
>uta is back
>vader is back
Who's next?
>>3383621
Than what are you? You seem almost entirely robotic...
>>3383634
I have no idea what those are....
>>3383497
Response: Negative. The Rebellion is not against the Zoltan.
>>3383513
Comment: Interesting.
Conclusion: Termination in this region must be re-examined.
Query: You find this amusing?
>>3383523
>scan quickly finishes
Observation: Systems are not complex. Primitive compared to Engi.
Comment: Engi plan may now continue. Virus should be prepared soon.
>>3383575
Response: Affirmative. The most second most aggressive cataloged.
Comment: Only the Lanius are more "vicious"
>>3383621
Ok. Try to sleep if you want. An awake and alert host with time to make events is better than tired and rushed host. If you could have some be Star Wars related please.
>>3383624
Let go, let go! Someone, help, please!
>>3383568
Was ok I guess but you're not bothering me.
>>3383591
I'll try to do better then I guess.
>>3383658
Amusing? You mean like fun? Hmm... Yay! I find it really, really fun!
>>3383653
Good job, my fellow comrade! If we keep this up, we can rid this arena of all things evil, and possibly find some delicious pieces of chocolate!
>>3383658
Talk a bout a self-descriptive name.
>>3383653
F
>>3383658
Then I am neutral. Is new to me
>>3383655
Oh yes you new. Comrade this is Darth Vader. Replacement of Count "I can't teach you counting" Dooku and apprentice if Darth Sidious from what Boba history told me
>>3383518
I'm pretty sure that I could make you forget about both of those little things.
>>3383653
Her haircut was giving me a migraine. Might as well ensure that one of the several causes disappears.
>>3383662
I'd be glad to assist. On a condition a course. Least once a week, you gotta eat some KFC, don't matter what item you order.
Got a deal?
>>3383654
Kano
i hope....
>>3383654
Not Fordo
>>3383653
Looks like your sun has set...heh.
>>3383662
Nobody's going to help you...
>he tightens his grips
You're going to die here.
>>3383653
A few creatures would have died today.
>>3383712
Killing me won't make you look like the ultimate whatever you are.
>>3383653
Sorry... Oh boy Spike might get angry at me...
>>3383671
I'm glad to hear both of those...
But, I need help, I want to cheer up Haku!
Err... Well advice would be the help..
>>3383690
Sorry!
>>3383721
FIRE THE ROCKETS
>
>>3383658
Good, do you know how we could upload it? All I have is an unfinished satellite.
>>3383699
Dooku? You mean the old general who died? I didn't know he was an apprentice to someone...
>>3383614
Oh, thanks dude!
>Stabs Ichimatsu without trying to kill him
I bet that hurts like hell.
>>3383624
Damage beyond repair, into the trash it goes!
>Kicks the shit out of you, your body falls on a trash containter.
Touchdown!
>>3383660
I can't host in the morning, and many people were waiting so long, so i prefer host.
>>3383655
It's only my arm and most of my body, this happened after fighting with Obi Wan and i almost die on that fight.
>>3383551
Damn it
>>3383653
Rooting Klopp
>>3383733
I have no fears about running out of mana! ... But wraiths may frighten me a little.
>>3383733
I feel all nice and stuff. Thank you mister!
>>3383715
I don't know what that is!
>>3383721
No I'm not, no I'm not!
>She starts to try and pry the arm away with inhuman strength
>>3383733
Huh? What's a what now..? H-hey let go of me..!
Test
>>3383733
Carry me to safety.
>>3383738
>>3383769
>it hits him
>he lets go
...Ow.
>>3383744
I didn't expect you to take me home after a night of pleasure. You sure are a consider man~
>>3383753
Obi-wan? The Jedi who comes here now and again? Are you against the Republic and their guard dogs then?
>>3383733
More people hunt down others.
>>3383753
Thanks Vader!
>>3383678
Observation: Human potientially dangerous.
Conclusion: Proceed with caution.
>>3383685
Response: A different name is unnecessary and could be seen as an insult.
Comment: Insulting a Mantis is not a wise decision. Possibility of termination soon after is dangerously high.
>>3383699
Comment: Interesting.
Query: Do you posses FTL travel?
>>3383742
Response: Virus will spread via data sharing. Any communication between your slave race will spread infection.
Could anyone help me out and suggest a good literal who manga? If I enjoy it enough I may pick up a character from it. So first to get dubs I guess
>>3383753
Good luck
>>3383744
This isn't so bad. My emotional pain is much worse.
>flips from behind and pins down.
>>3383742
He died by beheading. Someone is a fan of ISIS.
>>3383805
Speed is a hell of a drug, isn't it Mokou?
>>3383790
>She immediately flies off, high in to the air, after backhanding him
>>3383671
That is all I can ask.
>>3383805
That was easy.. he must have been frightened to death.
>>3383813
No.
>>3383790
Now fuck off kid. Katyushas were mercy
>>3383614
No, I am fine. You see, I am the personification of Russia. I was asking because I haven't seen you before...
>>3383631
Can I ever say a bad one?
>Will there be KGB in communism?
As you know, under communism, the state will be abolished, together with its means of suppression. People will know how to self-arrest themselves.
>>3383820
Hinamatsuri
>>3383734
I wasn't planning on killing you. I was planning on ensuring that whatever you have ends. Simple, right? It's called a memory wipe.
>>3383805
Great, now I'll be able to enjoy my manga and you fools killing each other.
>>3383805
This may break a knight's honor... But I have to do it for the great justice of the Gelati empire.
>>3383805
>Breaks Pol's arm off, and punches him through the stomach
>>3383813
What does potientially mean?
>>3383813
Alright, I guess I could stowaway on Obi-wan's ship and then manage to get to a droid factory.
>>3383827
I'll kill you one of these days, you rotten kid...or maybe not. It's too much energy to do something like that again.
>>3383841
You're still bitter about Soviet x Ichimatsu, I see.
>>3383820
citrus :^)
>>3383820
Gokudo
>>3383813
Pah, like I've got anything to be afraid of.
>She pats her tank, grinning cockily
I'm just complaining about how unimaginitive it is.
>>3383867
>One off
AHHHHHHHH!!
>>3383820
Psyren
>>3383860
>Distant cry of "I'm older than you"
>>3383847
That won't do anything, and I highly doubt you'd be able to successfully do something like that.
>>3383820
>>3383846
>Reroll
>>3383822
Aren't you trained to kill without feelings and all that crap?
>>3383790
What can I say? When you hang out with Tenryuu you hang out with the best!
Yankee Doodle went to town on a little pony, he struck a feather on his hat and called a macaroni. Silly Yankee.
>>3383805
T-thank you! It was cold in there...
>>3383842
Apparently not, but don't start now! I love these more than you'll ever know...
>>3383896
Too late.
>>3383888
>>3383820
winrar
>>3383908
...
>>3383893
...I'm twenty three...
>>3383896
The best is an overstatement. You're far from being the best. You're still dirt to me.
>>3383860
>flips around knife and stabs your throat
Kill confirmed.
>>3383842
Yeah. In a way I was first Russian here but is OK. I sometimes feel lonely being one if few Russians here. Filled with Japanese people and shit.
>>3383899
Yankee Doodle?
>>3383805
I apologize for the wait.
>>3383928
>Pulling from the google search
Psyren, literally meaning Siren and stylized as PSYЯEN, is a Japanese shōnen manga series by Toshiaki Iwashiro. Psyren follows Ageha Yoshina, a high school student who is chosen by Nemesis Q as a participant in the Psyren games.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psyren
>>3383820
Anorexia
Denki-gai no Honya-san
Komorebi no Kuni
Neko Musume
>>3383932
He went to the town. On a little pony.
It's a song or something.
>>3383794
You should have noticed the lightsaber color
>>3383822
Thanks, now my internet is having issues, so hopefully i can even start
>>3383896
Yes and no. The only emotions we can bring is joy and anger. Jiy for fighting with comrade ans anger like when you found out some мyдaк cyкa. Broke into your home and stole all vodka.
>>3383899
What were you trying to do with singing like that?
>>3383925
>he moans
O-Oh Soviet, I knew you still loved me~!
>>3383841
Observation: FTL travel is rare here.
Conclusion: Engi are the most technologically advanced.
>>3383854
Response: You enjoy termination of other beings.
>>3383855
Response: Negative.
Statement: We will instruct you on how to use it once it's created.
>>3383879
Response: Mantis claws can tear through starship hulls.
Assessment: War machine is unlikely to stop one.
>>3383939
>>3383939
Great, now I'm trapped in here with you freaks. Thanks Kneesocks.
>>3383953
>Denki-gai is the shit yo
>>3383904
I won't!
Three men are sitting in a cell in the Dzerzhinsky Square. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, who replies, "Because I criticized Karl Radek." The first man responds, "But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!" They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him why he is in jail. He answers, "I'm Karl Radek."
>>3383925
I know the feeling. It's a bit lonely without the others here.
>>3383924
>Further-distant shout about indeterminate centuries
>>3383963
I wanted to see if my singing is annoying or creepy.
>>3383976
That's assuming I'd even let them touch my baby in the first place.
>>3383955
No, I've only seen it sheathed...
>>3383976
Alright... Following orders is what I was programmed to do!
>>3383939
The ice shields continue to be a problem. Two creatures no one cares about have an ambiguous fate.
>>3383954
O-okay.
>>3383976
I don't know about that termination... but I like playing with them!
I have hollowed chest
>>3383994
Keep on telling yourself that, kid.
>>3383997
It's neither of those. If you want to be annoying or creepy, then you have to be like me.
>>3383963
>Иди нaхyй very fast.
>>3383988
Дa чyвaк.
>>3383976
That is true. What is FTL anyway?
>>3383955
I hope I can keep myself awake to participate in your game.
>takes chug of кoмпoт
>>3384003
>It's a pretty good read, and relatively long, but finished as well.
>>3384014
Hm. I'll just have to stab you again woman.
>>3383939
Ah well, this is fine, we call all wait here and talk!
>>3383988
How many years do you think you'd get for knowing all of these jokes?
>>3384014
But it's fun being in big groups!
>>3383895
Sounds incredibly easy to me. All it takes is putting you under influence of a certain machine and everything single deficit you have will be fixed.
>>3384018
Hm? why the stuttering? I didn't even ask for blood this time.
>>3384028
I don't want to be annoying or creepy, so I'd rather not mister.
>>3384014
I never had a chance to begin with.
>>3384030
>ejaculates
S-Soviet? I hope you take responsibility...
>>3384043
You know, why don't you kill me instead? That would make this all the more easier.
>>3384045
Suit yourself. It's actually kind of fun if you do it right.
>>3384045
Blood! You do stuff with blood too!?
Well, it's getting pretty late here so good night everyone
>>3384006
Response: Interesting scenario.
>Engi stands still for a moment
Conclusion: Vehicle would have 66% chance of success in stopping Mantis from a distance. Close range attacks result in an 80% chance of Mantis victory.
>>3384011
Response: Affirmative. We will contact you once the virus is completed.
>>3384018
Response: Hence why you could pose a danger.
>>3384030
Response: Abbreviation. Faster-Than-Light.
>>3384014
The nights continue to be uneventful.
>>3384070
>Night, I'll probably be off soon too.
>>3384040
Maybe... Fourty, perhaps. Mostly because of the people who died of laughter!
During the famine of the civil war, a delegation of starving peasants comes to the Smolny, wanting to file a petition. "We have even started eating grass like horses," says one peasant. "Soon we will start neighing like horses!" "Come now! Don't worry!" says Lenin reassuringly. "We are drinking tea with honey here, and we're not buzzing like bees, are we?"
>>3384070
Good night.
>>3384071
Oh that is just dream in my land.
>>3384058
I am not grill though
>>3384058
It is?
>she sits down to listen to the boy
Explain.
>>3384066
I make my portal with blood, so yeah I do, and blood is fun, so there's that too.
>she smiles
You seem happy to hear about blood.
>>3384077
Drats. I knew I should have hidden it better.
>>3384070
Goodnight.
>>3384071
>
>>3384070
Nighty!
>>3384071
Oh... so that's why my sis did that.'
>>3384094
It's what comes out of bodies... and it's what comes out of my playthings!
>>3384070
Sleep tight.
>>3384070
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, мoлoдoй oдин!
>>3384077
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
>>3384077
The days are not any better.
>>3384077
Too much work for little reward.
>>3384091
And? Are you homophobic?
>>3384094
You can get up close and personal with people, and sometimes you get to touch them. Doesn't that sound like a nice time?
>>3384071
It's not like I have to sit still. Hell, you haven't even seen me fire this thing.
>>3384058
Now what would I gain out of that besides the police trying to catch up to me, worm?
>>3383924
What trash like you thinks doesn't matter. Step aside and let war heroes take the spotlight instead.
>>3383960
Well I'd be pissed too if someone just steals all my booze. But people die every day man, no point to be sad after so long.
>>3384091
From what I can tell, you are his 'bitch'.
>>3384077
You're not selling what I want..
>>3384083
You'll end up killing me that's for sure! These are just like, constantly hitting my funny bone...
>>3384118
T-that's not very nice... I'm just learning...
>>3384118
I don't know why I should care...
Post waifu/friendo charts.
>>3384106
Sweet, can I have some of the blood?
>>3384123
Hm..
>she stands up and gets close to the boy and begins poking him with her claws
Like this?
>>3384149
ok deal
>>3384149
They will never know who I am...
>>3384011
Oh, then yes, i'm a Sith, technically a Sith lord.
>>3384030
Me too, especially with no troubles this night like no internet or not electricity
>>3384149
>tfw I only have like 1.5 friends and can't fill the chart
>>3384118
>>3384123
Ice cream would be easier to kill.
>>3384149
deal
>>3384091
Query: Have you gone to space using primitive propulsion methods yet?
>>3384106
Response: Noted.
Comment: Likely for good reason.
>>3384125
Response: Affirmative.
Statement: A demonstration would be unnecessary. We've scanned your vehicle and are aware of its capabilities.
>>3384123
Depends. If people like you yes I would have you shot on spot. But if they don't bother me they can live.
>>3384130
It's fine. I can get though it.
>>3384133
Cyкa блять
>>3384159
Hmmm... I'll have to break something first.
>>3384171
I've heard that from Obi-wan. Could you please explain what that is?
>>3384140
Do you think that if I told them to anyone else, they would like them?
At the 1980 Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech. "O!"—applause. "O!"—an ovation. "O!!!"—the whole audience stands up and applauds. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, "Leonid Ilyich, those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"
>>3384126
Discarding trash the right way. This should be obvious to someone like you.
>>3384130
You're not a war hero. You're too twink-ish to be a war hero. Get a few scars and then we'll talk.
>>3384159
>he breathes in her face
No, like this.
>>3384168
It's a work of art, anon. Like something I'd see at a hipster show.
>>3384149
Okay
>>3384149
Still hasn't changed since last time
>>3384193
Then you shouldn't be viewing it so lowly.
>>3384149
>>3384171
Great! I can't wair
>>3384193
Yes. In fact beat my rival many times in space. Except moon
Friendly reminder
>>3384208
It's not really worth the effects that counter it now, is it?
>>3384193
Kay, kay. Um... i'm going to jump back into my hole.
>>3384185
I did pay much attention to this one.
>>3384170
>first time in a chart, neat.
>>3384197
Oh, well you know anything to break?
>>3384208
>she breathes in his face
Okay?
>she gets closer and breathes again
am I doing it right?
>>3384230
Nor will she ever. I already know this
>Still waiting to see myself on any of the charts
>>3384230
I know lready
>>3384170
>>3384226
>kurumi
>>3384185
Thank you for the assistance!
>>3384204
It depends on the person, but these are gold to me.
>>3384185
Th-that's not ice cream...
>>3384196
So you're okay with us dating?
>>3384230
I'll fucking murk you
>>3384235
It is. Trust me. Killing is the best thing to do in this case.
>>3384201
The emperor offered me power convicing me to go to the Dark Side, and i accepted, then i had a fight with Obiwan, which i lost and i almost died, until the Stormtroopers rescued me, good ol' Order 66.
>>3384257
>not having kurumi
>tfw forgot to add sexy nxt asuka
>>3384230
>Implying
>>3384245
I'll try to get us out of this one, Mr. Cena! But if I don't make it, just remember the good times we had, if very little!
>>3384254
NEVER EVER
>>3384245
I'd rather play magic.
>>3384249
Did you brush your teeth this morning?
>>3384156
Accurate observations are amusing.
>>3384196
"Have a nice day". My translator must be wrong or you are indeed what I called you.
>>3384249
Just break the people! It's easy. Okay now, i'm going back to the hole!
>>3384269
Then how about I assist you in suiciding, it should help a lot and it won't give me any problems if I just stand there while you open the sink cabinet or when I watch you run into traffic.
>>3384267
Thank you for the compliments!
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!" After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. The crowd begin to ask if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev. "No, I got to the Kremlin all right, but the line to kill Gorbachev was even longer than here!".
>>3384245
Something interesting happens not at the bottom but at the top.
>>3384254
>tfw you know you would end up on DMGs chart and puke in your mouth at the thought of it
>>3384208
Take a look, kid.
>Shows a picture of her previous scar
Nasty right? That's what I get for making this world a better place.
>>3384196
You sure? Moving on ain't easy but it isn't impossible.
>>3384274
>>3384225
Response: Perhaps. Calculations can be proven wrong.
Comment: We doubt it will ever go across a Mantis.
>>3384228
Comment: "Moon"?
Query: Which moon?
CENA GIB THUGANOMICS
>>3384272
Emperor? Stormtroopers? I'm afraid I don't know about any of that. I really only know about the Republic...
>>3384289
I can't hold those teethbrushs, so nope.
>>3384299
But I don't wanna drive out possible friends and buddies, oh bye!
>>3384306
I'll do it if you get the noose and stool for me.
>>3384315
I knew I didn't have what it takes to win.
>>3384333
>>3384226
I'm way too lewd to be in the middle of your chart.
>>3384294
>gravs translator
>says "CS:GO Russian translator"
Yes that's correct.
>>3384269
No. Internationale is better
>>3384346
Sounds like a deal. Make sure we do it in a place where someone we both can't stand takes the blame. Take your pick and I'll bring it to their room and we pull the act off there.
>>3384315
You people are getting back on track.
>>3383186
>skulls = edgy
you do realize there are roughly 108.2 billion skulls on earth right?
