Post your dick with timestamp, a way to contact you, and a game you want on Steam. After four hours I will pick the ones (max 3) I like the most and buy any game for you
Gonna dump some lewd, feel free to jerk off to it
Big, small, cut, uncut, it doesn't matter how it is.
I just love cocks and have a lot of spare money, so test your luck
You're a weird one, Anon.
And to be honest, your generosity is too much for me to handle.
Thank you for being so kind, though.
Sorry, we're not falling for this blackmail
>post your most private, intimate parts and then your contact information I promise I'll give you free stuff XDDDD
>>3381418
It's a weird (and potentially financially dangerous) fetish, but hopefully I have the funds to keep it going.
By the way if people are worried about privacy a throwaway email will work, and I could always just give you the game key if possible for that title.
>>3380755
I don't really want anything, just tell me what you'd do to my tiny dick
>>3381477
Contact info would only be a throwaway email, which I would then be able to send you a steam card code or whatever.
dick pics aren't even that intimate, at least to me. I guess i'm just desensitized
I've got plenty of money and no games I want, so just tell me if I would have won, and what you think in general. No timestamp so I don't have to take another picture.
>>3381629
Yeah, it is quite cute I think
and of course feel free to post pics of your cocks even if you don't want stuff. I will gladly judge them, not like it means anything though
>>3381655
I love how chubby you are, it just makes your tiny dick even more cute.
>>3381629
It's actually decently larger than average, but I'm overweight so some of it is hidden. Shame, really. Just another reason to get in shape.
>>3381707
I do tend to lock it up a lot, not like it's getting any use
>>3381745
Full-on virgin?
>>3381722
It's pretty thick too, and I love how big the tip is.
>>3381776
I mean I've been fucked before, but I've never fucked anyone if that makes sense
>>3381800
I've gotten that comment about the tip a fair amount. I wonder if that had anything to do with why I had to be circumcised when I was 10. Would be uncut right now if it hadn't started to hurt like hell after I used the bathroom.
>>3381927
Having it done later probably helped with the precision I'd imagine. Actually put me under for the procedure.
>>3381927
A 'solid' 5.5 inches
>>3382107
That is, in fact, average. A half inch either way isn't much of a difference either.
See this one here >>3381542
That's 7", well above average, and honestly starting to become a bit inconvenient for some women. Since this isn't a thread about size fetish, might as well be honest. Bigger isn't necessarily better, especially when it comes to women.
>>3382207
Angles are everything.
>>3382249
Yep. Taking a decent dick pic is fairly tough. I remember the first time trying, it kept taking so long to get it displayed correctly that I'd start going soft before I could snap a picture.
>>3382297
Soft dicks are fun to look at too (for me at least)
I don't want anything, I just want someone to look at my cock and type about it for a minute.
>>3382826
best so far
>>3382826
Yeah that looks great, is it fully hard?
Can I get another picture at a different angle?
>>3383066
Not really fully hard, let me try to get it there and take a picture from the side. Give me a few minutes.
>>3383066
Here you go, friend.
>>3383097
Looks really nice, but the curve seems like it would be awkward.
Totally would suck tho
You guys do know that if you just want to post and talk about your dicks, there are multiple threads on /soc/ specifically for that, right?
>>>/soc/23903120
>>>/soc/23905097
>>>/soc/23886544
>>>/soc/23909194
Not that there's anything wrong with posting here, but it kind of makes more sense to post where you actually have an audience to comment on your dick.
>>3383350
Yeah, I've had the curve since I was a kid, not sure what's up with it. I have actually gotten one compliment on it though, they said it was great for doggy style, but if they were laying on their back it kind of hurt.
>>3383375
yeah, but we don't want to see normie dick.
we want smelly chubby misshapen cute NEET hikki /trash/ dick
>>3383439
This x10
Eh, let's give it a shot. I like commentary, but I also like games. I'd like Invisible, Inc if I wind up a winner.
Disposable email at [email protected]
>>3383723
Nice cock, but too big for my personal taste.
anyone else here like smaller dicks in a non-degrading way?
>>3383756
I do, they're adorable.
>>3383756
post it so I can degrade it you sissy faggot
>>3383723
Looks nice, can I see it without your hand?
>>3383940
Here you go.
>>3384181
cute little thing
>>3384181
Looks yummy as fuck
>>3381491
poor dude.
Post more smelly NEET cocks
>>3380755
I think I'm too late to win anything, but here's my dick anyway. If you're cool with me being an hour late, I'll whip up a temp e-mail and a timestamped pic or something as proof.
>>3386365
OP here, no one really posted, so I don't really know what to do with the prize.
I'll extend it until this Sunday, how does that sound? I really love seeing dicks, so again, even if you don't want anything please post your cocks if you want!
What if I want the Old Hunters DLC for bloodborne?
>>3386522
PSN card
>>3386609
Yeah, what if I want that? Would you? Would you kindly?
This is a few years old but oh well. There's a number of pictures of my dick floating around the 4chan aether after I started documenting my circumcision. I can post an "after" picture with an actual timestamp if needed.
>>3380755
Only if you're a girl.
>>3386993
I dress up in girly stuff, is that good enough?
forgot to give opinions, so here we go.
>>3386365
On the small side, but nice. Nothing too special, but that's not always a downside. Why the glove though?
>>3386718
Looks yummy, foreskin is great. I'm curious to see what it looks like fully hard, it already looks pretty big while soft/semi
>>3386641
If you post your dick and it's good enough (timestamp too)
>>3386718
>documenting my circumcision
wut
>>3387068
I'll say that I do wish I still had my foreskin. Was fun to have. Masturbation and sex is more boring without it. I've only got one or two more pics from back then, haven't gotten around to trying to take nice photos of it now.
>>3387150
tl;dr Developed BXO, effectively giving me sudden phimosis, only cure was circumcision.
acircumcisionstory.tumblr.com
Don't follow that link if the idea of stitches in your dick makes you cringe, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
>>3386365
>>3386473
Here's a timestamp, or I guess a poststamp, since I didn't actually write the time.
Random garbage e-mail:
[email protected]
And I guess just a steam card code is good if I win. I'm not too keen on giving out my steam name with my dick pics.
>>3387068
>Why the glove though?
Glove fetish, latex fetish. It also keeps lube from getting all over your hands so cleanup is easier.
>>3386365
Mmm, I love your pulsing cock ;)
>>3387285
>I’ll stop myself here from getting too deep into that mess but the short of it is: I am morally and ideologically opposed to circumcision. I also greatly enjoy my foreskin, on the basis of fun. It’s one more thing to “play” with during sex. The only reason I would ever consider a circumcision as an appropriate action to take for anyone would be for some sort of direct, concrete, medical reason (ie not some abstract “this will totally prevent you from getting AIDS maybe not really”). Of course, that’s exactly what happened.
I like you. Sorry about what had happened. Ever consider restoring?
>>3387423
I have, and I plan on doing so, at least enough to allow my penis some more motion like I was so used to. As-is I was given a "tight" circumcision, meaning absolutely zero loose skin when erect. I'm not particularly happy about it. I've got a post I plan on putting up on that blog in the next couple days detailing how sex, masturbation, and hygiene have changed since the circumcision.
That'll likely be the final post until I start restoring.
This pic actually shows the BXO development and was taken only a couple weeks before surgery. You see how near the end of my foreskin the skin turns pale white? That's the BXO. If I didn't get the circumcision it would slowly thicken, harden, spread, etc. There is a small chance of BXO clearing up on its own but that can take years, even decades, and can always come back even if it did clear up.
>>3387537
Sorry that they cut tight. I thought you were going to ask your doc to be as loose as possible?
I was cut at birth and have started restoring (mostly for visual reason), but it's taking forever. I've gotten to the point that I have coverage most of the time, as long as I'm not doing a lot of movement. It's jarring how I use to run around with the head exposed, but if I do that now it feels like my underwear is made of sandpaper.
OP here, gonna go get some rest.
Hopefully a lot more /trash/ cocks get posted while i'm asleep!
>>3387605
I absolutely asked for loose. I never got a straight answer afterwards whether he gave it tight as a precaution (ie get rid of as much as possible to prevent accidentally leaving some BXO behind that could redevelop) or if he was just an ass.
And yeah, as far as I've read restoring can take years, which makes it seem incredibly daunting. I will say that luckily I'm very much a "grower", so despite the circumcision I still have enough to cover me almost entirely when not aroused, which I think has helped prevent a lot of that sensitivity discomfort that would have come after getting cut. It's also kept my head looking really nice and smooth when erect, much to my own and my girlfriend's pleasure.
>>3387839
>I absolutely asked for loose. I never got a straight answer afterwards whether he gave it tight as a precaution (ie get rid of as much as possible to prevent accidentally leaving some BXO behind that could redevelop) or if he was just an ass.
I know this is a bad /pol/ stereotype, but was he jewish?
>And yeah, as far as I've read restoring can take years, which makes it seem incredibly daunting.
Yeah, I've been bad at habit and I get into months where I do it and months were I don't. I hear if you are persistent you can do it in 12 to 24 months. I've taken much longer due to lack of effort.
>Really want this game on Steam
>would post dick but I know I won't win
>suffer and look at empty wallet.
>>3394376
Give it a try! There aren't many people entered anyway
>be me
>be broke and jobless (due to family issues)
>see thread
>want to post dick, not because I care about any guys who like it, I'm not gay, but because I have an exhibitionism fetish. Not my target crowd, but still.
>Also, free game would be damn nice. I'd play the fuck out of Enter the Gungeon.
>Posting steam name AND dick in the same place is a bit of a breach in my moral code though, because I keep these parts of my life—the sexually depraved and the social—separate.
Fuck. I don't want to whore myself out for a game, but I really want that game, and I wouldn't mind doing it were it not for the steam thing...
>>3395224
how about you stop posting your life story and start posting your fucking dick
>>3395224
OP here, throwaway email also works. I am fine with sending PSN code/Steam Wallet. This ends in 16 hours so start posting those cocks
>>3395451
Oh heck im late
[email protected]
id like Dead By Daylight pls
>>3396047
I like all the foreskin you have, really curious how it looks when soft. Is it fully hard in that picture? Doesn't look like it is.
So far only
>>3383723 (really would prefer timestamp)
>>3386365
>>3396047
have entered, it would be nice if we could get a lot more before the time runs out.
I should of added more info to the OP, but it's my first time doing something like this, next time (probably next weekend) I will add more info and make the time limit longer.
Probably going to get a tripcode next time I post, so look out for that.
OP here first try using a tripcode so if I fucked up oh well
Post more cocks!
>>3396795
Well shit, maybe this will work.
>>3396921
I'm retarded
Anyone else addicted to smelly smeg covered cock?
>tfw black
>tfw no stereotypical black dick
>tfw it's the same size as >>3381491
Fuck.
>>3397539
POST
>>3397539
Please post!
Seriously we need more dicks in this thread, no holding out boys
bump4dix
>>3399799
Cmon guys, show them cocks
Bumping for dicks
honkhonk
dont want no games, just cock
>>3400179
Looks nice, and your balls look huge, though that might just be the angle.
Can you take a pic at a better angle? I wanna see more!
>>3400224
certainly. might just be the angle though.
Token black penis. The rest of my dick is hidden behind fudgy pudge. lol
I want Enter the Gungeon, m8.
Just because you asked so nicely. The picture might be rotated 180 accidentally.
Email: [email protected]
As for a game, surprise me
>>3400272
Would love to lick your balls and shaft, very nice dick! 7/10
>>3400403
Looks yummy and thick, would totally suck it.
8/10
>>3400739
Very big, geez, and I love how your tip looks. If only it was a bit thicker, but still pretty amazing regardless! 8.5/10
Seeing all of these cocks is great, really love all of them, keep posting guys!
>>3401159
>Very big, geez, and I love how your tip looks. If only it was a bit thicker, but still pretty amazing regardless! 8.5/10
Thanks anon. One of the best complements I've even gotten.
Bumping for cocks
More NEET dicks pls
8 hours remain
>>3381491
get you an orchiectomy and make it a clit
[email protected]
Devil daggers or deadbolt pls
Or whatever, enjoy the penis
>>3408056
Nice penis, would suck for sure.
5 hours remain!
>>3408823
no it isn't
Don't Starve, if I win anything.
Oh. And the email is [email protected]
>>3408891
fuck off my penis is nice
show yours fag
not the biggest, but i think its something
[email protected]
as for the game, idk, i kinda just want something in dota but w/e
OP here, any dicks with timestamp posted after 3 hours from this post won't be counted. I'll be going to sleep now, and once I wake up I'll announce the winner and send out the games. Not much time left, so get posting If you want a chance!
also people who didn't post a game will get a $20 Steam card code
>>3410361
tfw didn't get a personal comment
>>3410398
I'm pretty tired, sorry! It's nothing personal, and it's not like my comments mean much anyway
>>3410439
gnite
I will say that both of the cocks posted above look great, and I would totally love to give you guys a double blowjob.
>>3387285
that was a good read
>>3387960
how does restoration even work, anyway?
-uncutfag
>>3412507
Skin expansion using 1 or more methods
>Skin expansion is a common surgical procedure to grow extra skin through controlled mechanical overstretch. It creates skin that matches the color, texture, and thickness of the surrounding tissue. When skin is stretched beyond its physiological limit, mechanotransduction pathways are activated. This leads to cell growth as well as to the formation of new cells.
Right now I use a device called a DTR. It's not painful, nor invasive. You roll existing shaft skin over the bell, the a silicon gripper holds it in place. Pressure is then applied (either air pressure or a pushing "plate") to hold the skin taut. (see pic). Doing this causes skin expansion.
If you look here:
>>3400739
You might be able to see my circumcision scar, but this photo may be harder to see. Its the bottom (towards my body) of the dark line around 2/3 or 3/4 the way up the shaft. The reset of the dark part was the existing skin that was between the circumcision scar and the head. Normally this dark spot was stretched 2 or 3 times the length before I started restoring. Now the lighter patch of skin beyond the dark part is the skin I've restored over time, and the dark part is no longer taut.
bamp
penis
OP fleed with all your dick pics
alternatively, he never woke up
>>3431731
Fapped himself to death.
fukken scammer op
my glorious penis pics went to waste
b u m p
>>3439436
>implying they went to waste
>implying we haven't been pleasuring ourselves to your dicks
>>3440697
at least someone is
>>3451253
it's over man
>>3452295
aw...
>second-last thread on the board
so some fag baited everyone under false pretenses into posting timestamped dick pics?
how sad. people can be fags like that sometimes. sucks real bad
>>3460789
Eh, some people like to post their dick regardless. I doubt anyone who posted actually thought they would get anything but hopefully a compliment.
