/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Purple Cute Edition
Previous thread: >>3367948
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
That's a cute gem right there OP.
No, she isn't cute
She is the worst gem
>>3372398
I'd hit that ass so hard. Hot damn is Sapphire cute in a sexy way.
If only James didn't have the woolie gene
Just want to let you know that some day, it WILL happen.
A Dewey never accepts defeat.
>>3372420
If only
>>3372418
I'm glad she's got great legs.
>>3372420
Cutting Jasper's hair should be a death sentence.
>>3372451
You have the shittest taste imaginable.
To.that anon asking me how my Dust play through went
I escaped via The Divide after I nope'd the fuck out at the Strip. NCR can eat a big dick. They're just sore losers.
>>3372451
GOD DAMN IT WOOLIE
BACK TO YOUR HOLE
>>3372467
I'm sorry, short hair is simply better than long hair. This is why gems like Sapphire are ugly.
poil
>>3372478
Now I know you're shitposting. Have your last (You)
what would a Ruby-Lapis fusion look like?
Man I'm always taking a break from /sug/ whenever the last /co/ thread happens. I have never been in a final pre-hiatus /sug/. I guess the correlation between me being sick of it and it getting banned makes sense
>>3372313
>and a pacifist
>No he's not. In the very first episode he electrocutes a giant monster with a mini fridge.
>He pushed an eldrich abomination possessing his breakfast into a pool of lava.
>He sliced a murderous clone of Pearl in half with a mop.
>He smashed Peridot in the face with his shield.
He fights back when there's no other option but if he thinks there's literally any way to not hurt something he won't
He's a pacifist, that's what's great about him and this show
>>3372380
We have returned, infant!
>>3372478
no shes ugly cause she got one eye
Steven > Rose.
>>3372451
>>3372478
you've gone too far this time, you need to be stopped.
>>3372507
Have a Lapis/Garnet.
Why is /trash/ sug so different from /co/ sug?
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
People with shit opinions, pack your shit up and LEAVE
>>3372538
/co/ is cancerous and the people that stayed here were in remission.
>>3372529
Kill it with fire
>>3372523
That's true, it's fucking disgusting
>>3372558
That wouldn't work.
>>3372472
I don't know how the hell you're supposed to go through the strip.
It's possible to go through the divide, but the strip? Too fucking hard.
>>3372549
Bye
>>3372472
Also, one more thing, did you have to eat and drink to survive?
>>3372595
Have one for the road, bon voyage
Hope you'll find a land where people will accept you and your shitty opinions
far, far away from here
>>3372529
wow, someone actually spend his/her time making this.
>>3372611
*xe/xer
>>3372611
So?
>>3372641
Why would i leave?
Could I make Pearl in Fable 3?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uJ7ss2H.png "latest[1].png")
What are hot dogs a metaphor for?
>>3372650
You probably could if you wanted to play a shit game.
I want an IRL Peridot.
I will not be happy in life until I get one.
What if you took a bite at a gem and they were actually as soft as marshmallows
>>3372650
I don't think so.
But try it.
>>3372650
No, nobody plays Fable 3
>>3372605
Considering I've never turned off Hardcore modez you bet.
>>3372661
They are pretty cheap to buy, its not a valuable jewel.
>>3372661
Well I want an IRL Pearl.
![greg_and_rose_photo___steven_universe_by_c077335-d8me8u7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VnMThDE.png "greg_and_rose_photo___steven_universe_by_c077335-d8me8u7[1].png")
>>3372657
It's a metaphor for Steven and how him being an imperfect porkchop makes him a perfect hot dog.
>>3372607
>it was all a ruse, i'm still here
>>3372673
Cool.
You took a lot less time to complete it than I did.
But, then again, I was never good at videogames anyway.
I hope FROST will be good, it would finally give me a reason to play Fallout 4.
Why are everyone here so hostile in regards to subjective opinions?
>>3372666
I wouldn't want to take a bite out of one, Satan. But I would give love bites.
>>3372697
>they can't have fucked it that badly
Oh boy
>>3372697
You have *NO IDEA* how badly they fucked it up
People have FORGOTTEN about Fable 3
Those who remember still, it burns them
It's "Design Burden 101"
>>3372711
Sorry, but long hair being better than short is objective.
>>3372666
That could be possible.
![tumblr_n8oiyqmEwr1tak128o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wyCuu9g.png "tumblr_n8oiyqmEwr1tak128o1_1280[1].png")
>>3372691
>Humans are Porkchops
>Greg put his Porkchop between Rose's buns
>It made Steven
What does the Dog Nut mean then?
>>3372726
I like long hair too, but you don't have to be hostile toward those that don't.
>>3372726
Nah. All the gems that people objectively find the most attractive have....guess it...short hair.
I'm talking Pearl and Lapis. Long hair is a meme. Like seriously who would want to fuck Jasper or Rose there'd be way too much damn hair everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2-9HwHlpw
So, what do you think?
>>3372726
I agree with this guy, long hair is simply divine.
Why do you think God is depicted with long hair of the face all the time?
>>3372735
If Rose's vagina is like that, it's no wonder she caught so many guys over the years.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>3372735
>What does the Dog Nut mean then?Garnet/Amethyst/Pearl/Steven fusion
>>3372735
>if every hotdog were perfect then we wouldn't have porkchops
yfw Rose was talking about Greg's penis
>>3372750
Because it looks sagacious, but it's outdated as fuck.
You ever see business-men or important people with long hair? Of fucking course not, because it looks like you're a goddamn caveman. Fuck beards too.
>>3372761
Why would she
>>3372761
She would.
>>3372772
Hey, hair is one thing, if you dislike it, fine, but don't talk shit about beards.
>>3372767
What if Rose was referring to Vaginas as porkchops and to Dicks as hot dogs. And with "If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs." she actually meant that men are just disfigured women.
>>3372792
You're an idiot.
>>3372772
You ever see a business man who doesn't look like a massive cunt?
Of fucking course not, because clean without a single thing people could find offensive is the "in" look for those people.
>>3372761
she doesn't even notice when it hurts anymore
>>3372798
Why? You know that Rebecca is an SJW.
>>3372813
I see you're still under the influence of /co/. Don't worry, it'll fade if you stay away.
>>3372472
I wouldnt call your playthrough complete yet, waifu. You need to visit the lake and say hello to the courier.
>>3372806
Exactly. When I see long hair I see unkempt, homeless, scraggly. When I see a clean cut man I think "he probably doesn't use THC every day, and I'd be okay with him marrying my daughter".
Would you let some mane-having long bearded fuck marry your daughter? Think on that, seriously.
>>3372829
If he's actually a decent person, yeah.
Why not?
>>3372841
You can't reason with long-hair haters.
>>3372829
Oh come on anon, you know the only person a daughter should marry is her own father.
>>3372829
>Letting some slimy business man who would dump your daughter into a fire if it meant getting five bucks more on his million dollar salary marry the most precious thing in the world, your daughter
>>3372772
>beards are bad
Beards have been proven to give you an edge in interpersonal interactions though.
Another fun cheat is to refer to people by their name when you dont have to. In addition to making them more attentive it makes them feel like you care about them
>>3372761
>>3372865
>Another fun cheat is to refer to people by their name when you dont have to. In addition to making them more attentive it makes them feel like you care about them
really? It just feels patronizing when people do that. It's like talk to me like a fucking normal person.
Kill all the short hair heretics
>>3372881
But I like both short and long hair.
>>3372745
they're not being hostile you muffin
they're being like the opposite of hostile, they're playful
>power-puff girls and Adventure time likely to be in lego dimensions
If they did Steven universe would it tempt you?
>>3372841
he has either no job or a very shitty job and probably uses drug/alcohol regularly for a start
for two he's probably a fucking slacker or something with no sense of hard work
So what games is /sug/ playing
Who is the sexiest Quartz, and why is it Amethyst?
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never know the soothing feeling of their own hair draped across their back while they rest
>>3372907
But what if that's not the case?
>>3372893
That's fine, short hair can be cute.
As long as you don't try to pretend it's better than long hair.
>>3372913
Anon she is the sexiest gem period.
>>3372924
Not better
But it can be just as good.
>>3372920
then why the fuck would he have long hair
you can't get anywhere respectable looking like a fucking bum or a hippie
>>3372792
>If women were perfect and could reproduce on their own, we wouldn't have men
>>3372932
Ayy
>>3372933
Are you stupid?
>>3372929
Long hair on a girl will forever be better than short hair. Anyone who thinks other wises is secretly gay.
>>3372932
>then why the fuck would he have long hair
>you can't get anywhere respectable looking like a fucking bum or a hippie
Programming.
>>3372941
reminder that feminists want to replace men with transgenders
>>3372949
That is your opinion and I respect it, but I don't share it.
>>3372956
Can we replace all women with futas instead?
This entire thread is triggered
Its time post the sexies gems you have
>>3372941
Wouldn't the same be applied for men?
>>3372913
she just is
>>3372941
But they can already. They take bone marrow and make a baby that way. I'm nor surprised it was forgotten about. Even that one baby being born with aids, they stuck him with something and Jr cured him.
>>3373007
Oh man, I totally forgot about that one.
I need to play it when it comes out.
>>3372913
But Amethyst is ugly. Short, fat, purple hair, DSLs, do you realize what this translates to IRL?
>>3372829
My dad used to be a long haired weed smoker when he first married my mom, and he still has a beard, but he's the absolute ideal of a hard-working family man and good husband so pbbbt
With his hair people used to say he looked like jesus (he's even a carpenter) and if that's not a good image to have than I dunno
>>3372992
I have a scar fetish, shut up.
>>3373047
I'm riddled with scars. I even have a scar over my eyeball. Like. On my actual eyeball.
>>3373007
I cant remember any of the notes, that ive found anyways, being worth dusts hell to go find.
Aside from the courier anyways. But thats because the enviroment tells as much of a tale as the notes do.
>>3372992
> post the sexiest gems you have
> not posting Amethyst
I see you chosen the wrong image, but I forgive you.
>>3373041
she isn't fat, she's a gem with top tier shapeshifting powers and is the strongest single gem on the team right now
>>3373072
P-Pics?
>>3373047
I have a Pearl fetish so..
>>3373047
I don't have a fetish, but they can be sexy.
>>3373101
Let's not.
>>3373072
>I even have a scar over my eyeball.
You can't just say shit like that without posting an image.
>>3373041
>Amethyst
>ugly
That's not how you describe the sexiest and strongest single gem on the team.
>>3373121
No they can not, so stop lying faggot.
Connie the semen demon spicy curry edition when?
>>3373047
To me, scars only look good on 2D
I have to wonder if, being as big a fan of Invader Zim as Sugar is, if the gems are going to be the crafted soldiers of another, older, possibly dead race. Just like the Irkans.
Another day, another thread
So many things have been said
Countless tears have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Agony for those who are still not dead
How long until time heal and make one feel not so sad
>>3373077
The sewers have some pretty good notes, maybe you've missed some of them.
Good luck with all the fucking shit trying to kill you though.
>>3372829
>so what you're really saying here is that your into corporate fascist robots
fuckin neato....
>>3373077
Call me a perfectionist, then.
It's funny, I remember passing by Lake Mead and looking into it, seeing it dried up, thinking "that's spooky". I didn't wanna go check out what horrors lay down there, and I wanted to see if there was anything of worth in Camp Golf before I set out for Freeside.
>>3373146
both Connie and her mom end up pregnant with half gem babies when?
>>3373155
Faggot
>>3373174
Dude, no. Priyanka's too old for a baby bump.
I don't know why I find this so hilarious. I guess it's the concept of them all sitting around in their fusions just to have tea together and make Peridot feel left out
>>3373126
You can't really see it unless you put it under an intense light. I was told it was 4 millimeters long, vertical, at the doctors office.
>>3373189
Why is Garnet the smallest?
>>3373187
oh please she is like 35
Rose was like 10,000
>>3373152
Wait what? Irkens were made by another race? Are you talking about those brain things in the unfinished episode they showed a bit of at a con?
>>3373166
Its fucking terrible in there, quite possibly the biggest shithole in the entire mod. Worse than the strip.
>>3373157
Sewers spooked my guts out, anon. The labyrinth of dark hallways is foreboding as fuck. It doesnt even have the decency to be constantly shitting on you like lake mead. It makes you WAIT and anticipate that shit.
>>3373200
Show your scars please, I'd love to see them.
Someone made that request last thread
>Steven and Pearl watching tv
>>3373202
This reminds me of something I realized -
Stevonnie's gonna get huge as Steven and Connie grow up won't they?
>>3373148
They only look good if they're faint and white
Like the couple I have on my wrist I got from my cats when I was a kid for being a little shit. They look cool and it's a nice reminder for me not be careless with things I love
>>3373212
Jhonen Vasquez confirmed that the Irkans and those brain things were both created to be the war arm for a now-extinct race. It plays into the nihilism of the show, where they have an expressly stated, in-crafted purpose, to expand their empire, but it is now pointless because the original architects are long gone.
>>3373233
> Steven you watch fucking garbage
>if you weren't kind of my son I would beat you with this t.v.
>>3373222
That's exactly why I liked them, they were really spooky.
They can also be fucking bullshit though.
The divide is really cool too.
>>3373211
Med school. 12 year old daughter. She's 42 atleast.
>>3373222
Not to mention The Kings becoming what they did. At least i had an excuse to shoot them then.
>>3373239
Maybe, if a fusion's height really is determined by the combined height of the fusion components then yes Stevonnie will age along with Steven and Connie.
Or maybe since they are a half human/gem and full human fusion, their fusion might be different to full gem fusions.
Do you think we'll get news sometime this weekend, or sometime next week?
There's no way they'd hold off on announcing new episodes that much longer, right?
Right?
>>3373124
Let's do.
>>3373267
that's still young enough in most cases
>>3373282
>The Kings becoming what they did
I think I need to go play this mods again.
I fucking hate freeside though.
>>3373313
For a moment there I thought they were covered in blood.
>>3373306
Either the 23rd or 30th kd this month. Not even that long. Summer starts in abnbrt a week anyway.
>Inb4 summer of steven is just all the episodes taking place primarily on the beach
>friend in Socal hasn't espoused to any of my messages
I just want them to be okay. Fuck you America, stop having earthquakes!
I'm five minutes away from breaking down if they still don't respond.
>>3373368
He's dead, Pearl.
>>3372761
She knows what she craves.
Neat and organized, calm and orderly.
She knows what she loves.
Chaos, fury, sadness, extremes, kisses presented lovingly.
Choices, choices.
Throw away peace and quiet, give her justice and romance.
>>3373368
Who the fuck cares. If they die, they die. Don't live near earthquakes.
>>3373366
>summer of Steven is one huge beach arc taking place throughout a single day with all the humans and gems
I'm okay with this.
>>3373368
Maybe those idiots shouldn't have built a fucking city near the San Andreas fault line.
Also I hope he responds soon.
>>3373394
Don't live in meme states either.
>>3372829
I'd let my daughter marry whomever the fuck she wants, as I'm not the master of her fate, she is. The moment the person does her serious wrong that she can't take care of on her own, I'd be willing to step in. Fuck you and your controlling, stereotyping, uber-dominant mindset.
>>3373406
Any state that speaks with an accent is a meme state.
Can Gems change the size of their gems?
>>3373366
I'm pretty rapidly losing hope for the 23rd, if they don't say anything by Saturday I'd just drop it.
The TTGxPPG ad said it'd be airing on the 30th at 6, which makes me think that they'll either air Steven Floats that night in an attempt to boost ratings, or wait until the next week so that they don't split the promotional hype between two events.
>>3373396
That sounded more optimistic then I meant.
I meant to say all the episodes already that took place on the beach, like Beach Party and the one with Sugulite.
>>3373416
they are le trolling
>>3373419
Everybody speaks with an accent everywhere.
>>3373428
Apparently yes
>>3373428
No.
>>3373437
No, not people in the mid-west. We speak with a normal fucking accent everyone else has a bastardization of english.
>>3373406
I assume Portland, Oregon is a meme state.
Just like I said, only youtubers. Gam Grips, and irrelevant celebrities live in cali-for-ni-yay.
So nothing of worth.
>>3373444
Her real Gem is embedded inside her, that's a fake.
>>3373429
>TTGXPPG
FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
>>3373455
>Heading out to Portland this weekend.
We'll pass by each other, and not even know it.
>>3373444
When is Amethyst gonna go full Jake and just stretch to solve everything?
>>3373394
Glad to see you're a sociopath, misanthrope, or some other such socially broken machine living in flesh.
>>3373483
>taking people seriously on 4chan
>>3373428
Amethyst and Garnet both can
although it seems you can't maintain and increase in size for too long
Can less skilled shapeshifters like Pearl or Peridot? maybe not
>>3373483
I'm not sure what I am. I really don't give a fuck what happens to people and actually I'm happy when chads and stacies die, but if you met me I'd be nice to you and go out of my way for you.
fuck it, they're probably fine. It's just a tiny earthquake I'm sure.
I'm going to sleep and in the morning there will be new messages telling me all about how they're fine. Good night /sug/!
>>3373477
Jake's stretching abilities is not limited.
Amethyst has stated that stretching your body for too long is really bad, probably because it takes a lot of energy.
>>3373515
I hope you don't go to /r9k/
>>3373476
Pfft, probably.
I fucking hate it here. All these beardy hipsters with coifed hair and striped shirts and black rimmed glasses and early receding hairlines. A good example of genteification gone horribly wrong
>>3373530
/automaton number letter/ needs to be smited.
>>3373530
I do.
>>3372650
make her on minecraft instead
>>3373575
The problem I have with /r9k/ is that, first, the posts there are really shitty.
Second, it's full of failed normalfags.
>>3373477
I feel like one of Amethyst's fusions is gonna end up being a bit of a Jake reference, either the one with Peridot or with Lapis is gonna end up using the shapeshifting to the degree that Jake does
Most likely the Lapis/Amethyst fusion, I feel like that fusion would have a body made completely out of water so they can combine both Amethyst's powers and Lapis's powers to have full ability to shape their form
>>3373583
>admitting to that
>ever
>>3373583
Well, you shouldn't.
It's a shit board.
>>3373597
The Amethyst/Lapis fusion is just gonna be a smaller version of Malachite.
>>3373608
>Not going there to laugh at people.
>>3373626
So you identify with failed normalfags?
>>3373626
Then please leave, your kind is not welcome here
>>3373630
That's just a waste of time.
Just ignore that board.
>>3373653
But it's funny.
>>3373639
>failed normalfag
lol wut
>>3373648
>Implying
>>3373639
>>3373626
>He identifies with unironic frogposters
Tell ya what mate, I'm gonna drop an egg up me asshole so I dinnae have to deal with this malarkey
Whew laddie.
>>3373656
Well, if you say so, I don't find it funny at all.
>>3373628
nah, Amethyst and Jasper are similar things, but that doesn't mean they will mix the same with other gems
Jasper hasn't shown anything close to Amethyst's shapeshifting powers and I think a fusion is shaped equally by its components personalities as what gems they are and Jasper and Amethyst are nothing a like, at least from what we have seen of Jasper so far
>>3373628
That would be cute. A nice little malachite (that might be purple)
>>3373626
>the only group of people i can identify with is a bunch of anons you're likely to never see in meatspace, and even likely not to have recurrent interactions with them at all
>feelsbadman.png
>>3373675
>a muave malachite thats aggressively tsundere
It writes itself.
>>3373660
A failed normalfag is someone that desperately wants to be a normalfag, but they just fail, and instead of accepting his situation, he just keeps trying and failing.
It's pathetic.
>>3373693
Ive nwver thought about it, but what exactly constitutes a normalfag?
>>3373693
>tfw failed normalfag
At least I'm better than a robot, right? at least I tried..
>>3373693
Oh? Guess I was one then... I am just a failure now hahahaha
>>3373628
Do you think they freaky deformed aspects come from lapis?
>>3373693
Wouldn't that mean they're the pinnacle shitposter? The Peak Superhuman of Shitposting?
>an /r9k/iddy is more of a 1+1+1+1channer than you'll ever be.
>>3373746
I also want to add, that not being "normal" doesn't mean you are a failure.
Trying to be normal while it's clear that you can't makes you a failure though.
>>3373746
b-but I went to college...I completed the thing that robots fail to do.
But why the fuck am I a NEET again. God damn.
>>3373766
Because the baby boomers ruined our generation
someone please spam images and put this thread out of its misery
>>3373766
You went to college, that doesn't mean you are trying your hardest to become a normalfag.
>>3373146
D E L E TE THIS
>>3373778
They really did.
I went to the grocery store yesterday and there was a 60 year old woman working the register. I couldn't help but think that if she wasn't there, a younger person who needs the money would have gotten the job instead.
>>3373800
So then what the hell am I?
>isolate myself, all I do is fap, play videogames, sleep all day
>still living with mommy and daddy, they still do all the chores like clean clothes and mow the lawn
>went to college for 4 years with a bullshit major and drained almost 40k and now have nothing to show for it
>have been NEET since the second I graduated
>never held a real job
I fucking thought that college would fix all this shit, not make it fucking worse.
>>3373791
We're not even at the 100 mark, bucko
>>3373829
I don't think you understand what failed normalfag means.
I guess you could be called a loser.
>>3373829
I think you should just go mental with job applications, apply for 20+ jobs at once, even if they're shit jobs. Some to do with your degree, and jobs that like retail or some shit.
jesus christ guys when did /sug/ turn into /r9k/ i mean like fuck srsly
>>3373829
See what you are actually is a waste of space, find work friend and you will find yourself happier
>>3373829
Do you even know what NEET means?
You went to college, so you're not exactly a neet. You're just someone who
>mom and dad do all the chores
Holy shit at least show some appreciation to them and pick up half the work you lazy bastard.
>>3373864
Welcome to hiatus /sug/
>>3373864
Because this general has a short attention span, it'll pass
>>3373864
Fuck all the normalfaggots who infest /trash/. This general belongs to robots, not DUDES WHO BANG THEIR GFS BRA AND LIKE MY GF LIKE LIKES THIS SHOW BRO AND SHE LIKE LOOKS LIKE BRUH LIKE MY WAIFU TOO ARENT U FUCKIN JELLY U FUCKIN VERGIN
No I'm not fucking jealous at all. Fucking kill yourself.
>>3373864
It happens from time to time specially in /trash/sug
did the faggot /co/ mods delete /sug/ again? aren't we're getting new episodes later this month?
>>3373870
>find work friend and you will find yourself happier
t. government
mom pearl
best pearl
>>3373523
There was an episode though, back in season 1 of that show where Jake nearly died from stretching too far
>>3373894
We should be but nothing has been announced, frustrating.
