/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Real Shitposting Edition
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>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
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Upcoming Episodes:
It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3361610
Where does this Leni come from?
Luna best loud
>>3361610
Shit, man. Blessed three threads in 10 minutes or so.
Leni must truly be some kind of /tlhg/'s angel.
>>3361733
WELL NOW WE KNOW THE YIN YANG OF /TLHG/, DO WE LENI POSTER?
Leni has been AIDS free for 9 minutes!
>>3363913
Was going to bump this, but well, thanks.
>>3361643
http://www.nick.com/games/loud-house-welcome-to-the-loud-house.html
>>3361505
:^)
bomp
We already have plenty of untapped threads you dinglebop
This is where the fun continues! Don't let any weenies tell you otherwise.
So
What's the plan for the hiatus?
>>3368749
We do what every general does when it enters a hiatus. Descend into complete degeneracy and total shitposting. Since we did that long ago it won't be much different than usual. We already had a two week hiatus recently as well so it's nothing. Everything's gonna be just fine anon.
>>3368839
Sounds like fun.
>>3368879
Yup, so much fun
>>3368839
Good
Thanks
Leni still has AIDS
remember /tlhg/
>>3368923
Fine Savino! Geez...
>>3368923
I've known this for years. Nothing can save me now.
>>3368930
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED HOLY SHIT
>>3368930
I won't be brainwashed this easy
make sure you don't step on my lynn
>>3368972
S-she's so tiny
>>3368972
here's another tiny Lynn
is savino a better cartoonist than hirsch?
>>3368991
>>3368999
How do I not step on her?
>>3368999
So is so small?
How does she dunk?
>>3369003
yes
>>3369020
i dont have a screencap but it involves Lynn in luchadore mask
>>3369013
fucking nice a perverted Lynn, did you make this?
>>3369003
Seeing how Chris has been at it longer than Alex, I would say yes
Cute uncut shota dick.
>>3369003
Fuck yes he is
>has worked on numerous cartoons starting from Ren and Stimpy
>contained any forced progressiveness into just one character
>knows exactly what we want
Not to mention you don't see him on twitter (yes i know his twitter is still down but still) tweeting nothing but LOL DRUMPF SUCKS LMAO like that fucking hack does.
Praise Savino, the Manlet Slayer
>>3369043
Yep
>>3369051
>>3369021
Hirsch didn't even have any work to his name before Gravity Falls.
He was a literal who who somehow got lucky with his one-hit wonder of a show that he couldn't even finish.
>>3369045
Shota dick is only of value when its being pumped into girls for hot /ss/ action.
>>3369064
can you do Lynn like pic related after seeing Lincoln in underwear
>>3369078
That's gay anon.
>>3369078
shota ass getting pumped is more like it
oh shit i found some cancer, don't go near this shit.
http://www.nick.com/games/loud-house-which-loud-house-character-are-you.html
>>3369107
Is that some buzz feed shit
>>3369107
its for kids you fucking autist
>>3369078
>not liking naked shotas just being cute
>>3369081
Sure, when I come home from work
>>3369107
the only thing cancerous around here is the fact you posted FF.
At the end of the day it's a kids show, that's the main demographic.
>>3369139
nice
>>3368778
赤ちゃんを食べたい!
>it was all a dream
>>3369198
いかがでしょう赤ちゃんはあなたを食べてみましょうか?
>>3369229
I used to read Word Up magazine!
>>3369229
>I used to read word up magazine
>>3369003
Hirsch is a rich kid you got everything handed to him and went to cal arts
Savino worked from the bottom and got a big break by asking for a job from a guy he saw on a bus with a nickolodeon hat. he's an inspiration
>>3369251
>>3369262
requesting pic of leni breast feeding lily cause she is curious how it feels
>>3369269
>Gets a job just by asking a guy for one on the bus
Jesus christ how easy was employment back then?
>>3369296
the economy wasn't always shit. At one point it really was that easy.
>>3369296
even today it's who you know that can get you the break. he was also sending off his profolio to artists.
podcast is really interesting if anyone is interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ai2-lslLlI
>>3369003
Hirsch will kill himself when Trump becomes oresident
Good morning, /tlhg/. How are you?
>>3369296
It wasn't that easy even then, Savino just got lucky that the man was willing to give him a shot.
People don't know this but there's no substitute for Get Up And Go. Anyone willing to go out there and put their name and work out there will eventually get the break they want.
Too many folks sit at hom and just hope for the best and that's why they continue to work at McDonalds
>>3369456
Pretty good
How about you?
>>3369432
or move to canada
>>3369456
going to wage cuckery. Will continue to post since I'm a security guard and don't have to do shit except look intimidating
>>3369468
he starts making shitty flash toons in canada like the fraud he is.
>>3369456
>tfw waking up in a world where your waifu doesn't exist.
>>3369468
They can keep him since they're cucks just like him/
>>3369456
Could be better.
I'm getting really bad carpal tunnel right now and it's preventing me from writing.
>>3369467
I'm doing alright. Currently working on the next part of my 'Delinquent Lincoln' fic and making fairly good progress on it so far.
Still haven't thought of a title for it, though.
>>3369483
Your waifu will always exist in your mind and if you kill yourself, you'll return to your personal fantasy forever.
![The.Loud.House.S01E03.Left.in.the.Dark-Get.the.Message.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_03.43_[2016.06.10_02.33.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qu9xvff.jpg "The.Loud.House.S01E03.Left.in.the.Dark-Get.the.Message.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_03.43_[2016.06.10_02.33.03].jpg")
>>3369512
And now, she slumbers.
>>3369494
That sucks.
Know what's worse? When your wrist locks up and even the smallest movement makes it hurt like a bitch.
>>3369500
But if I kill myself my brain, which contains my consciousness, my memories, and everything relating to my waifu would die as well. Staying alive is the closest you can ever hope to be to your waifu.
>>3369522
sleep tight pooper
>>3369523
Yeah that does sound worse, you have that?
>>3369538
Nah, but it's happened to me numerous times before. It sucks, let me tell you.
>>3369529
Are you a faggot? Don't listen to that science shit. You'll go to your personal fantasy FOREVER bro, The body is just a shell for the spirit.
allah snackbar
>>3369512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
>>3369543
I can imagine. Sucks to hear about that anon.
>>3369529
>But if I kill myself my brain, which contains my consciousness, my memories, and everything relating to my waifu would die as well.
as a scientist i can say its not true, an autistic waifufags only way out is indeed suicide
>>3369522
私は彼女の母親の前で赤ちゃんとセックスがしたいです。
>>3369551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlONStHIBUA
>>3369568
whatever makes ya happy mate
>>3369566
>>3369546
>Kills self to become one with my waifu
>Gets reincarnated as a Chinese peasant girl in 1487
>>3369568
>>3369590
as a monk i can tell you that reincarnation is not real
>>3369594
he says that he wants to have sex with the baby in front of her mother.
just use google translate
>>3369626
chin chong chin chong
>>3369626
Ok cool
>>3369590
>Become concubine of the emperor
>Live a life of luxury for the rest of your days
>>3369659
Or
>Born girl
>Parents leave you on a mountain to die
>Start again
>>3369634
actually japs go
bata gata bata sata gato
ching chong is how the chinese go
Christina episode when?
>>3369669
ola viva la taco
>>3369674
NEVER EVER
>>3369674
When hell freezes over cunt
>>3369674
>Ronnie Ann likes Lincoln
>Lincoln still only has a hard on for Christina
>Ronnie Ann goes Yandere
>>3369674
Christina is a reference to "little red haired girl" so maybe but she'll be unattainable
>>3369697
>Lynn and Christina make an alliance to take down Ronnie Ann
>Lynn will betray Christina once Ronnie Ann out of the picture
>>3369734
Original Ronnie Anne is best Ronnie Anne
>>3369788
She doesn't seem as...smug as her current counterpart.
do people hate ronnie because she is a beaner or because she gets in the way of their incest?
>>3369798
Most likely a bizarre combination of both.
>>3369798
both
plus smugness
>>3369812
Of course, we can't forget that.
>>3369798
she's gonna take our job
>>3369798
>Voiced by another kid
>More than one date themed episode with her
She's pretty much endgame, so yeah, I'd say both.
>>3369798
>incest
Lincoln is adopted
>>3369812
>>3369798
>she is a beaner
>>3369798
i hate ronnie because it means no more shota art for Lincoln
>>3369568
>>3369798
Lincoln should be an adopted bachelor who gets his dick wet with every man and woman he meets. Confining him to a single woman (and a spic one at that) is just...boring. Lincoln's penis deserves better.
>>3369901
>Lincoln's penis deserves better.
dont forget his cute boipussy
>>3369827
she's gunna take err jerbs
Well, it's been fun but I need to get some sleep. Later, anons.
>>3370009
Sleep tight
>>3370009
do porn when you wake up
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1684
>>3370059
noice
>>3370059
Hey there, Gara. What's good?
Pretty nice.
>>3370059
>tfw you miss a ride on the Lincoln Log
>>3370059
did Lincoln fuck Gara too?
>>3370059
Great job Gara. Stay based compa.
>>3370112
>>3370084
>calling speedy "gara"
Let's just say there's some sort of "patreon leak" site that I've found. However, it's on 2x4ch's furry board.
>>3370120
It's still great, even if just a leaked sketch.
>>3370120
Damn furries
>>3370059
>even Lisa is there
>no Luan
wew
>>3370155
I knew that something was off, damn it.
She's making America great again, that's for sure.
>>3370180
That or she was getting fucked one of her dummies.
>>3369262
>next episode this is still a thing and it's canon
>>3370059
>That Lucy
CUTE
>>3370198
but anon
>it was all a dream
>>3370213
>HE USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
>>3370213
Tell that Clyde as he's giving Lori a taste of his dark meat.
>>3370189
what part of cartoon gag dont you understand Clyde?
>>3370223
>he actually got her in the end
FUCKING MADMAN
>>3369073
He had fish hooks and other stuff he worked on.
It was all a meme
>>3369798
Lincoln = Abraham Lincoln
Ronnie Anne = Cleopatra
Sisters/ProtoRonnieAnne = Joan d'Arc
>>3370189
>>3370223
>>3370239
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLYDE YOU FAGGOT! FUCKING SKINNY BUTT MUNCHING FAGGOT! I HATE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? I REALLY DO CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING PRANCE AROUND SCHOOL TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTY FAIRY FATHERS.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FATHERS AND HOW THEIR ASSHOLES WORK ALRIGHT? IT MAKES ME SICK AND I FUCKING HOPE THEY FUCKING DIE OF FAG'S DISEASE!
>>3370120
What did he mean by this
>>3369659
>tfw you will never be the Khan's concubine
>>3370287
I don't know but Ying Yang Yo was a pretty good show
>>3370309
The Khans were no longer in power by then
>>3369456
Doing alright and you Anon?
>>3370330
I-I dont care!
>>3370276
This is the best analogy out there
>>3370276
who is jfk?
Lucy will now perform some dark incantations to bring this thread back from the grave.
this is now a dubs thread
>>3370487
You suck Luan
>>3370487
I have failed you all
killing myself right now
>>3370487
Oh, look! It's The queen of the off by one! <3
>>3370487
>>3370487
EVERY TIME ITS OFF BY ONE
WE'VE BEEN SHUNNED BY KEK FOR THOSE LOLA GETS
Leni is an incestuous pedophile and the experimental medication she takes to suppress her urges for Lincoln make her act mentally retarded
Rise and shine everyone! How's it going for you today?
And remember: waking up with Leni means the greatest of the days ahead!
>>3370543
I like this post
Finally decided to make a Pastebin of those edgy fic ideas. Feel free to suggest more now:
http://pastebin.com/4hBDvwq2
>story of Lincoln going throughout his day having very quick flashes of hallucinations
>wakes up, hears and sees Lynn on top of him, bouncing on him naked. He blinks, then shes gone and his bedroom is normal again, treats as just a bizarre half awake screwed up dream.
>goes into kitchen, says good morning to Leni, Lori, Luna and Lynn who are eating at the table
>Then he sees a quick 1 to 3 seconds of them moaning and pouring syrup and milk on each other naked, Luna is atop the table spreading her legs while Leni is fingering and licking, Lori is holding up Leni in the air while Lynn below is sliding into herself and Leni two large plastic mixing spoons. Lincoln screams as the vision goes back to normal, but flickers again several times in a second. He runs out to the Living Room.
>You think it'd be possible to make a horror scenario out of benign incestual hallucinations? Like nothing violent or scary just....mundane events and suddenly Lincoln sees his family all fucking Lily on the couch, and as soon as he sees it, they're all clothed sitting on the couch, wondering why he's freaking out. Lynn walks towards him, worried, and Lincoln sees flickers of a nude Lynn fingering herself as she walks to him.
>>3370544
I wanna wake up to a Nazi Lola standing on top of me ready to trample me with her barefeet
hey /tlhg/, I've been asleep for about 11 hours. What'd I miss?
>>3370544
Any streaming options for The Butterfly Effect? My internet is crap where I'm at right now and all the streaming sites are only uploading the episodes in pairs.
>>3370520
>Bobby gets his brains blown out by a sniper
>Turns out Clyde snapped and killed him
>>3370555
Someone needs to take this fic request, even the trips demands it.
So yesterday someone asked this. Im new at digital so this took like 2 hours. What the fuck.
>>3370571
some niggas go crazy for that pussy game
>>3370557
A sad fic called Lincoln Loud 2: the Fall of Lincoln Loud.
Waking Up from the American Dream
>>3370571
Gandhi wouldn't shoot someone.
>>3370576
Oh God yes! OR here, thank you so much! <3
>>3370557
Shitposting hours
The best kind of hours
>>3370576
This is fantastic
THEREFORE I ENCOURAGE MORE WORK
>>3370582
Who was the second shooter?
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
>>3370544
>>3370565
Try and view it on Nickelodeon or Google drive. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B7UWbWdFjWjmNjVya0ZrUl9oTmc&usp=sharing
>>3370583
Really glad you liked it m8.
>>3370596
Get really spookd
>>3370602
Can't on Nickelodeon. I wasn't aware of the Google drive folder.
Thank you very much! Thank you
>>3370596
die from going into cardiac-arrest
>>3370596
This moment genuinely spooked me
>>3370626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxoEpVDGvPE
>>3370596
AH
>>3370626
>>3370602
wtf does that 25¢ button do?
>>3370626
she got her revenge after all
>>3370582
Of course Gandhi wouldn't shoot. He would nuke the hell out of said someone.
>tfw Luan will never make you dick wooden
>this is the last DRAMA update before the fic ends, i promise
Adult Swim - http://pastebin.com/MXfGvWAQ
Bobby looked at her crushed. Dejected. But he wasn't going to take this lying down.
"What the FUCK is your problem Lori? I'm sorry. I'm sooo fucking sorry that my dick doesn't do it for you. But have you considered that I CAN'T DO A GOD DAMNED THING ABOUT IT?" Bobby was shouting Lori down at this point. His voice was dripping with so much resentment and frustration that Lori couldn't do anything but take it. "We've talked about this literally EVERY time we get intimate. Do you know how frustrating that can get?! If you cared about me, you would understand how inadequate you make me feel. How fucking impotent I must be." Bobby started to walk away, but he wasn't quite done.
"And you know what? While we're being honest with each other, I got something I want to get off my chest. Remember Carol Pingrey from English class? Homecoming queen? She saw me bawling my eyes out the other day because of you. She was so sweet, so receptive to hearing what I had to say. She took me home. She fucked me Lori. She fucked me and she came from the COCK THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT." Lori was speechless. Her heart was fractured. "You and me. We're done." Bobby turned and walked off. Lori was stuck in place, her feet nailed to the floor.
It took all of the effort within her being to lift up her right leg and bring it toward the pool chair. Then the left. Then the right and the left and the right until finally she found herself back where she was. Where 10 minutes ago she still had a boyfriend. Lori couldn't even cry at this point. Bobby's confession was too shocking and revealed too quickly to have an immediate reaction. But this was gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
>>3370680
>PUSH START TO RICH
>>3370626
SAVINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3370730
Dan Vs. Acknowledging his Choices in Life.
>>3370716
>http://pastebin.com/MXfGvWAQ
jeesz...fuck you Lori.
>>3370730
Dan Vs Loud Family.
>tfw I just found out I failed my 3rd year at Uni
>tfw I realise I'm retarded just like Leni
Savino what have you done to me.
>>3370716
Thank you so much. :)
>>3370800
if your'e serious about failing that sucks man
>>3370800
Nice to see your family's money is being put to good use
No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever want to crash.
>>3370800
goddamn.
>>3370810
Too real.
>>3370814
I'm British, I pay in debt.
>>3370800
join your waifu now
>>3370820
that was beautiful.
>>3370826
I'll consider it.
I'm noticing a lack of balls in this thread.
>>3370858
>>3370820
damn
>>3370800
my exams were cancelled yesterday so i don't have to do em right now.
oh and they said that the next dates undecided until further notice,so im stress free for the whole month plus more
>>3370820
L-lucy ;_;
You know that one nick game about basketball? I tried making a gif of Lincoln's Mega Dunk but it was simply too large and cropping it wouldn't help so I uploaded it to imgur. http://imgur.com/nzmtEja
Lynn also has a mega dunk but I couldn't get that her ai is kinda random guess i'm gonna have to unlock her.
>>3370858
That's bullshit. I remember someone setting up a straw poll and there was only one girl here.
>>3370866
thanks doc
>okay i lied, here's a little more drama
Lori sank down onto the pool chair. Before she could have a moment alone to process everything, Lincoln came walking out of the bathroom. "Hey Lori, is everything okay? I think I heard you and Bobby yelling at each other and you look a little shell shocked."
"Yeah," Lori sniffled, wiping her nose with her arm. "It's been a rough few days, is all." Lincoln looked at her with concern and plopped down next to her.
"I'm sorry. I kinda feel like this is all my fault. If I hadn't walked in on you doing...what you were doing...then none of this would have happened." With each word, Lincoln sank a little lower and lower as he piled the burden on top of himself. "I did this."
"No. No! Don't do that Lincoln. You're smarter than that. Bobby and I have had problems for a while now. I think we were heading for a break long before you happened to open the wrong door at the wrong time." Lincoln looked up at her and slowly nodded. "Don't beat yourself up, that's my job." Lori threw in that quick little jab at Lincoln just to make sure he was paying attention, and then to seal the deal, she started tickling him. As her hands darted this way and that all over his body, Lincoln's laughter was frantic and infectious. Lori knew she should probably stop, but she really loved hearing him laugh. She needed that laugh. She would keep going.
>>3370883
>i'm gonna have to unlock her.
just 5 games man, its fucking easy
>>3370883
Whew, I was getting worried there for a sec
>>3370820
Pretty sweet. Where are you going with this you mad man?
>>3370800
>tfw I failed out of college in my first year
>tfw I'm Leni too
It's ok anon, you aren't alone, and my life is on track at least a little bit now
>>3370814
Also I at least had no help with money from my family, all the money I saved up plus the scholarships I had gotten from high school covered me
>now we can get back to lewd
"Hahahah Lori stop! You gotta stop! I'm gonna pee myself! Hahahahh!" Lincoln was laughing hysterically at this point, thrashing this way and that trying to get Lori to stop. Somehow in the tornado of limbs and fingers, Lori and Lincoln ended up in very VERY close proximity, facing each other with their legs interlocked. They looked down and back up to gauge the situation and Lincoln blushed a very deep shade of crimson before untangling himself and relocating to the other side of the chair.
Gears started turning in Lori's head, and again her brain was put on autopilot. Her destination, the white haired boy right in front of her. "Oh Lincoln, sometimes I feel like you're the only guy I can depend on." She sidled over to him. "You're so kind, so dependable, and you can make me laugh like nobody else." Lori wrapped her arms around his waist. You have everything I want." She started to nuzzle his hair.
>>3370883
>there was only one girl here.
i sexually identify as gender pirate you bigot
How do I get Savino's blessing and stop jacking off? I finally think I went too far. I just jacked it to a video on mless of a girl talking about her drug addiction while topless and shooting heroin. It wasn't even really sexual
>>3370912
Yeah, I'm only studying a history degree, and after a month of looking for jobs for it I found out its actually a fucking useless degree. The NEET lifestyle beckons me.
>>3370933
>>3370933
whats a hasbian?
>>3370912
maybe you should stop watching kids cartoons and focus on your studies
>>3370820
I like it.
Can't wait for more.
>>3370820
>She's crying because she's gonna tell Lincoln about the murder and all hell's gonna break loose.
Jesus...
>>3370953
you can literally google it you lazy fuck
>>3370953
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hasbian
>>3370933
>mommy's boi
>mommy's boy
What's the difference
>>3370933
>>3370977
From porn searching, boi is gay and boy isn't
>>3370977
boi is a fuckboy
>>3370820
>>3370988
Turn off that light!
>>3370974
History degree made for interesting lectures that were worth going to, but its so fucking limiting for employment, really not worth it. At least I got some independent living skills out of it.
>>3370715
>you get the chance to fuck Luan
>she insists on having Coconuts watch
>she starts talking in Coconuts' voice
>"Yeah fuck that slut. She's a dirty fucking whore."
>>3370948
>>3370953
>>3370974
>>3370977
>>3370979
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqAkUXKT5Y
