HG thread.
First 36
Cucking soviet edition.
>>3353735
Fujiwara no Mokou
Benny Goodman
Yukkuri Reimu
Devil Blyat
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Bikko
Emil Castagnier
Male
Utsutsu
The United Kingdom
Lord Beerus
Furry porn
Ammy
Female
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Vic Viper
Sen
Brad Carbunkle
Chi
Kurumi
>>3353769
I meant Debil Blyat. Autocorrect is annoying
Julion Alvarez
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Snek girl
The Wolf Brigade
>>3353735
Ichimatsu
>>3353699
Aren't you supposed to be a man? Men don't go around hiding behind other people. You're a disgrace to your own gender.
>>3353704
See, this is why I don't like being happy. It makes me even scarier than normal.
>>3353712
>>3353723
I'm going to kill each and every one of you when you finally decide to show your faces. I'll rip out your tongue and forcefeed it to you, and then I'll rip off all your limbs and forcefeed those to you as well. Then I'll kill your family right before your very eyes.
Matsuda
>>3353735
Wriggle Nightbug
>>3353764
>forgot pic
Suwako Moriya
Colonel Sanders
Wiz
>>3353759
Enjoy your ribbons
Nigger
>>3353813
I think you would like Kleptocats.
Pony Ass
Akatsuki
Liquid Ocelot
Siegward of Catarina
>>3353827
Are you a wizard comrade?
>>3353813
I told you, didn't I? I'm trying to stop that and find the courage to face my problems head on.
The Crimson Demon
>>3353709
D-Don't you have any friends you can live with or something?
*irritated growling*
>He crosses his arms in disappointment.
>>3353685
*angry growling*
>He cracks his knuckles. It looks like a bad idea to get on his bad side.
>>3353686
>He points to each individual lette, then to his mask.
*understanding growling*
>>3353699
>He nods.
*excited growling*
>>3353815
>>3353789
No, I don't.
Corvo Attano
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Baki the Grappler
>>3353829
Thanks again
Zombieman
>>3353832
I like all kinds of cats, so I probably will.
>>3353833
Don't pull her ears. You might hurt her.
>>3353735
Rika
There's a lapse of attention for you.
New progress, automatic season loading works. I might really make this a new tool then instead of just using it myself.
Eggman-kun
>>3353845
>She is startled and drops a teacup.
Ah! Y-yes, yes I am!
>>3353875
You're welcome.
check
Sliver Queen
>>3353693
... Well, you're not afraid I'm going to try to eat you right? I mean you can always just shoot me if I do something that stupid
>>3353699
Nice too meet you too then, Emil
>>3353704
... You're talking to a purple half-ghost half little monster thing
>chuckles
It's not weird at all, it's kind of cute how your so bashful about it though
>>3353865
>Chi points at the mask.
Inky.
Ooga Booga
>>3353847
Try all you want, but you'll always be the weak man that you were from birth. People aren't meant to change. We're not good at it. We'll try and try and much as we can, but in the end our fate was set from birth.
>>3353865
Finally. I thought you wouldn't understand human, because you were doing some stupid shit back there.
>>3353912
I probably always will be.
>>3353905
Looks good.
>>3353905
Looking good.
>>3353905
Looks good.
>>3353870
Well... you could live in my tree if you want. If you don't mind bugs I mean.
>>3353896
Sorry for startling you. So what kind of magic are you good at?
>>3353905
Hm.
>>3353813
Remind me to never ask you to stop being bitter again...
>>3353905
Looks fine.
>>3353912
Touché. Good luck in the arena.
(And I'm not cute...)
>>3353844
>Squidward of Katana
>>3353905
You're rigging it for me to win, right juden?
>>3353886
>slaps her ass
>>3353905
Looks splendid! Shall we begin?
>>3353865
Heh, well have fun, I guess...
>>3353905
It looks okay to me.
>>3353912
So Gengar, you said that people from your world tame monsters too? How?
>>3353929
I don't believe you, I've seen people change with my own eyes, and I've come a long way from the coward I used to be.
>>3353905
Pretty good, let's begin !
>>3353905
Let's begin
>>3353949
kek
>>3353905
Forward comrades
>>3353905
Fair enough.
>>3353919
>He shakes his head.
*disappointed growling*
>>3353929
>He starts to walk over.
*irritated growling*
>>3353962
>He nods.
*happy growling*
>>3353905
Since I don't support swapping, I added a couple more of you.
Let us begin.
>>3353949
Everytime
>>3353948
That's kind of mean, don't you think? Wishing someone to be unhappy makes you look like a bitch...
>>3353958
You really want to die today, don't you? Why don't you ask me instead of doing that kind of stuff to an innocent cat girl? I'd be more than happy to help you with your suicidal outcry.
>>3353962
Has it ever occurred to you that they're faking it? Even I can fake being happy. It's not that hard to do.
>>3353945
>She goes about picking up the shattered pieces of the teacup.
I may not look it, but I am an arch-wizard. I am able to cast all sorts of magic.
>>3353992
Why didn't you save Armored King in time? :(
>>3353993
R-Really? I couldn't even get into the game?
...
>>3353993
I don't know who this Moot guy is, but I hope he can help me win.
>>3354005
Well, I know for a fact that I've changed at least.
>>3353993
I just really needed that candy bar OK?
>>3353992
Yeah, that' right. I said you're stupid. Let's see you do something about it.
>>3353993
All this gasoline is going to go to good use.
>>3353993
I just can't seem to find a comfortable position! I wonder if I...
>he falls asleep
>>3354011
Can you cast magic that makes my waifu love me?
>>3353992
>Chi shakes her head as well.
Chiiiiii.
>>3353993
Chi!
>>3353932
>sigh
You know, I could always be afraid of you shooting me, but I'm not
>>3353948
I'm not in this arena actually, I was kind of late
Good luck to you though, if you made it in
>>3353962
Well, I imagine it's the same as everyone, except they can also use pokeballs to contain us, though it's difficult to use them if the pokemon tries to break free of it...
>>3354019
Prove it to me. If you think you're so "manly" now, then show me what your change has done for you.
>>3353949
>>3354030
Sorry, so sorry, no. I don't sell any love potions either.
Surely though, there are other ways to achieve that goal?
>>3353993
An almost peaceful follow up after the notorious bloodbath.
>>3354031
Chiii? Sheesh you robots are pretty dense.
>>3354011
>helps clean up
I am soldier. So I may understand to a point. What is your name?
>>3354020
>tosses hand grenade with pin inside
>>3353993
Already out...?
>>3354005
Maybe. But if you don't find joy in being bitter then why do you do it?
>>3354037
Ah...I'm already dead. M-Maybe next time...
>>3353941
I sleep with occasional roaches and rats so bugs don't bother me. I'll have to turn that offer down though, don't want to ruin whatever you got with my bad influence. I need to go on and get out of here so see you around kid
>>3353993
That's what you get for being a loud mouth. Thanks for hosting in advance.
>>3353993
You made me drop my cigarette.
>>3353993
Hohoho! Nice!
>>3354037
Probably because it wouldn't do you in permanently.
>>3354053
OH COME ON!
>>3354049
Can you use magic to make me less useless and happier?
>>3354053
Please leave a good tip, sir.
>>3354053
Stay away from me!
>>3354049
Oh, well that's all right...
Can you cast magic that can make me happy?
>>3354046
PLEASE add the Sophisto Katana?
>>3354053
Chi!
>>3354056
Hello.
>>3354053
Whoa... Just look at this thing!
>>3354057
Oh uh, thanks soldier!
>salutes
>>3354058
I have to do it. It was decided when I could be happy. Why try forcing yourself to be happy when it's useless? I've tried so hard...but I got nowhere. You have to accept who you are eventually.
>>3354037
They trap you in those pokeball things? That doesn't sound very nice..
>>3354042
Right now, the old me would have just gave in and accepted everything you said, but there's no way the me now's going to do that.
>>3354053
Th-that hurt... A lot.
>>3354053
What an odd...what I can only assume to be a battering ram. I wonder what it is doing far out here
>>3354013
...
>He looks at his feet, in a solemn sort of way.
>>3354021
>He glares.
*angry hissing*
>He walks off. It probably was a warning.
>>3354031
>He ruffles her hair again.
*sad growling*
>>3354053
My nose should have healed by now.
>>3353886
This is my cat, 0110001101110101011101000110010100100000011001100111010101100011011010110110010101110010. He's a prototype of a hypoallergenic pet. Isn't he cute?
>>3354061
Later.
>>3354057
My name is Wiz. Hello, Mr. Soviet.
Welcome to my store. Sorry for the mess.
>>3354069
>>3354072
That... depends on what makes you happy!
Maybe I could interest the two of you in some tea? Or coffee?
>>3354095
cute ft???
>>3354053
A typical night.... fires, assassinations, love, and spoopy stuff.
>>3354090
So you really are a coward after all. You can't even hurt an unarmed man that's taunting you. How pathetic.
>>3354093
Yeah, walk away. You wouldn't last one second against me.
>>3354095
H-He is cute. Can I h-hold him?
>>3354093
Chi. Bread.
>>3354119
Chi??
>>3354119
This doesn't even make sense...
>>3354066
Well, neither would me eating you, no one dies in this place...
>>3354058
Well, it's still probably better than I've been doing lately...
>>3354090
actaully, it's better than you'd imagine, though some don't like it, which good trainers would respect.
>>3354111
No, no. That's fine.
Can you cast magic that forms a noose?
>>3354080
Don't mention it. Should help you if you don't hold it too long.
>>3354111
How you know my name?
>>3354111
Do you have a rope and a stool?
>>3354119
Wait, why am I dea-
Ooooooh.
Oh.
>>3354141
Yeah, ha ha...
>>3354119
>>3354142
>hands neko doujins
>>3354123
I don't have to attack you to prove I'm not a coward.
>>3354133
Hmm, okay. I only asked in the first place since I'm kinda the only one in my world that can tame monsters.
>>3354158
What else did you expect from someone like me?
>>3354133
You never know. Personally, I wouldn't want to find out.
>>3354123
>Somehow, the mask rolls it's eyes as he walks away.
>>3354127
>He nods, and reaches into his pack.
>He gives Chi a piece of bread.
*concerned growling*
>>3354119
Now that I am ruler, I believe some changes are in order! First, douse those flames! They might just burn someone! Second, we need to learn some courtesy! These are our guests, we do not maim our guests!
>>3354174
>hands kitten
>>3354119
A new day dawns, and the killing resumes with renewed power.
>>3354085
I suppose you've got a point. Sorry if it seemed like I wanted to change your negative nature, you're free to ignore me and do whatever you want with your life.
>>3354140
>>3354142
I.... I'm sorry, I don't think I can or should help either of you with that.
>>3354141
Someone told me about you.
>>3354155
Is like CSGO. Pull pin, throw well and it explode.
>>3354172
>opens doujins
Is clean. Good choice
>>3354178
>Chi stares at the bread.
Chi?
>>3354172
>he takes it and walks off
I guess this'll do for now...
>>3354173
Then prove you're not a coward by taunting someone here. Show me you've finally become a man.
>>3354178
That's not even possible...
>>3354190
Ichimatsu Jr, I'm glad you've come to visit.
>he pulls out canned cat food from his pocket
I have some tuna for you...
>>3354191
>recieve
e before i
>>3354191
Great...
>>3354191
W-Why does everyone choke me...
>>3354205
Yeah, I know how to throw a grenade...
>>3354118
i-it was supposed to be "cute fucker"
>>3354123
go ahead, he likes being pet too
>>3354222
>fix'd
>checked
>>3354195
Telling me to do the obvious is really stupid of you, Grow some brains while you're at it.
>>3354202
Could you end my pain and suffering a different way, please?
>>3354191
Oh dear, I may have gotten a little carried away... My apologies.
>>3354251
>pic
>>3354202
Who was the Western Spy that told you?
>>3354231
Just checking is you have strength to.
>>3354237
>he picks him up and pets his robotic tummy
Does he purr?
>>3354191
Things slow down after the massacre.
>>3354242
Hey Ichimastu, you're being really nice today I see.
>>3354219
>He breaks off a small piece, then raises his mask high enough to eat some.
>He then hands the rest to Chi.
>>3354220
>He's already gone.
>>3354133
Really? Hm...you must have really bad luck.
>>3354220
Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that. I'm not here to make enemies out of people I've just met.
>>3354251
No, it's like this special ability that only I can use to communicate with them.
>4chan fucking up a little for anyone else?
>>3354251
I've noticed. I just won't take chances.
>>3354278
I'll get my empire back someday...
>>3354282
Don't you have other people's lives to ruin?
>>3354294
Apologize afterwards.
>>3354219
Why if it isn't my little companion, chii! Hello.
>>3354242
I-I don't know, sorry...
>>3354270
Oh, no, it wasn't someone who specifically told me...
I just heard your name among the crowd. You're quite popular.
>>3354286
>Chi holds it.
Chi?
>>3354312
Hello!
>>3354278
Someone claims 3 lives even after death.... or was it someone else? Nobody will ever know.
FINAL THREE!
>>3354322
You people never stop being useless, I guess. Whatever. Have a nice life.
>>3354322
I guess that happens if you stay around long enough. I am also leader of country.
>>3354337
Great...
>>3354307
I think that's just going to leave people with a really bad impression of me...
>>3354278
Hmmm, this magic is quite stupendous and all, but a cup of Siegbräu can do everything it can but more efficiently!
>>3354337
Careful now, we don't want to set off any-
>>3354307
I don't think I ruin people's lives.
>>3354336
B-R-E-A-D!!!
>>3354336
>He mimics eating the bread.
*happy growling*
>>3354290
>nods
My luck isn't the greatest, but luckily it doesn't affect anyone around me, just likes to jab at me every once in a while...
Anyways, what kind of world are you form?
>>3354294
Oh... I see... that's kind of weird, are the monsters were your from all hostile or something?
>>3354299
Well, I can't blame you I guess
>>3354337
DARKNE- ....
..
..
>>3354340
Oh... You too.
C-come again some time.
>>3354349
So I've heard.
>>3354394
I'll wait...
>>3354358
Can't be any worse than the impression you've already given us. You're bland and have no positive qualities. You might want to rethink your life choices.
>>3354373
You're ruining mine by trying to be nice to me.
>>3354394
>>3354387
Considering I've already had to make sure I didn't get eaten, I'm pretty content with my eternal suspicion.
>>3354385
Bread.
>Chi goes to pet the man's head.
Chii.
>>3354386
>Chi holds the bread in her mouth.
>>3354399
If I do it'll be with malicious intents. I can guarantee you won't be alive after my next visit. Enjoy the cooling heat in hell.
>>3354399
Anything else the crowd as said about me. I know some in the crowd hates me more than any Nazi ever will and I am OK with that.
>>3354394
It's time to end this.... later.
>>3354387
Yeah, they usually attack anyone that gets near them. Some even set traps to catch people in.
>>3354424
Jeez, are you like this with everyone you meet?
>>3354464
FUCKING CHRIST
>>3354464
Almost there.
>>3354448
>Smacks your hand
Don't you dare lay a finger on my bread.
>>3354481
Revenge!
>>3354387
...This one, assuming this place is on earth.
>>3354424
I'm not being nice, I'm being myself.
Why does everyone want Mokou's balls?
>>3354455
E-eh?! Please don't do that!
Whatever I did, I'm sorry! So sorry!
>>3354460
Don't worry so much about it. Everything is fine.
>>3354500
They have warm and sweet liquid in them.
>>3354493
"United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"
Try letting that heal...
>>3354476
Like what with everyone I meet?
>>3354499
Try being someone else instead.
>>3354500
I didn't realize she was a boy.
>>3354500
wat
>>3354490
Chi?
>>3354432
What tried to eat you?
>>3354476
Huh, so sounds like some of them are rather clever then... Do they fight with each other?
>>3354496
To be honest, I have no idea where this world is...
>shrugs
>>3354500
Mokou makes the best meatballs in the entire universe
>>3354493
This is getting ridicolous.
>>3354505
Beg for it. Beg for me to let you live, and I might just leave you alone for good.
>>3354505
Ok. I guess you world doesn't really use guns because of magic yes?
>>3354514
I know what not to fuck with.
post screens
>>3354448
>He nods.
*excited growling*
>>3354490
>He smacks the star-thing.
*angry growling.
>>3354500
It's a different sort of ball from what you're thinking. They're magic, for one.
>>3354526
Something at looked like a human, but absolutely wasn't.
>>3354520
>Sticks you to a magnet
There you go. safe and away from my food.
>>3354542
>Locks you in a cage
Now I can start my own zoo!
>>3354515
Being mean and telling them stuff like 'you're the worst' or 'you'll never amount to anything'.
>>3354526
If they do, I've never seen it. They almost always fight in groups of at least 3 or more.
>>3354535
Seems like an arena is in order to decide the winner,
AND HIS NAME IS...
>>3354565
GREAT BRITAIN! Congratulations!
>>3354536
>She lowers herself to the ground, face-down.
P-please don't kill me!
>>3354537
Not me, no. I sell very few of them at my shop for adventurers though.
>>3354579
Well done! Thank you for hosting.
>>3354565
FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE OF PURENESS ALL WILL BE WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS UK
>>3354561
>Sticks my star-shaped cock up your starhole
>You like this
>>3354565
>>3354579
I'm not even sure what to that of this game...
Thank you for hosting.
>>3354565
>Damn it Slaanesh
>>3354579
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3354563
That's how I am because that's reality. Most people don't understand this, and they lie to themselves every single day that they'll finally amount to something.
>>3354579
What a shitty winner.
Thanks anyways, Jew.
>>3354580
>>3354542
Chi?
>The bread drops when she speaks.
>>3354561
>>3354580
>Falls over.
>>3354579
And the placements.
Wincards coming in the not so near future.
>>3354563
Huh... your world has some weird monsters then...
>>3354559
a vampire? a ghoul? a zombie? a youkai?
I guess those are all the ones I've seen around here... did it have a name?
>>3354582
Is this hentai?
>>3354582
So assault rifles are a new idea right?
>>3354592
Good Job Britannia
>>3354608
Better not br
>>3354582
>>3354608
Looks like it
>>3354580
Don't make me stick your ass in the toaster again.
>>3354590
>My starthole is filled with star points
>They pierce your star-shaped dick one after another
>You like this
>>3354602
>Sticks more magnets on
Are you ok? Is this fixing you or not?
>>3354513
>>3354515
>>3354519
>>3354527
>>3354559
>>3354582
That's not good enough.
Say something like "Please Ichimatsu-sama, I'll do ANYTHING you want, just please don't end my pathetic life!"
>>3354608
>>3354622
N-no!
>>3354610
Hm? I've never heard of those before, sorry.
>>3354541
>>3354582
>>3354592
>>3354595
>>3354597
Anytime.
>>3354622
>stomps on
>>3354579
>>3354603
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3354526
It's probably better that we don't think about it too much...anyway, I should get going. See you around, Gengar.
>>3354626
Out of context
>>3354602
>>3354561
>He breaks through the poorly made cage and rushes to Chi.
*concerned growling*
>>3354630
P-please Ichimatsu-sama!! I'll do ANYTHING you want!
J-just please don't end my pathetic life! Please!!
>>3354597
...Just what exactly makes you think like this?
>>3354603
Thank you for hosting!
>>3354605
Yeah, even one's from entirely different families will team up against humans.
>>3354603
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3354625
>>3354652
>Chi is sleeping.
>>3354625
Toasting me will only make me stronger, you fool. I'm wealthier, handsome, and better than you in every way. Take note of this...Bread.
>>3354632
Why do I have an erection right now?
>>3354632
Well this is an assault rifle
>raises AK
It's called the AK-74. For your terms it can launch small pieces of metal at the enemy. This is also impossible to jam which is why I love this thing
>>3354605
Some sort of youkai, considering all three of the former are classifications of the latter. I think it was called Saya. Long, dark hair, plain white sleeveless dress.
>>3354626
That's a kappa. Water tends to be pretty important to them.
>>3354664
>He sighs in relief, and removes the magnets.
>>3354641
See ya, Utsutsu
>>3354658
sounds rough... kind of glad I'm not human, things just seem to hate you guys...
>>3354622
Cyкa иди нaхyй пoжaлyйcтa
>>3354656
Roll around on the floor and bark like a dog.
>>3354658
Isn't it obvious? I've experienced this myself. I've tried exactly what you're trying to do, and I've failed each and every time. You're only prolonging your inevitable failure.
>>3354610
I'm still not sure what that last match came down to.
>>3354515
But didn't you just get upset from someone trying to change you a bit ago?
>>3354650
>>3354687
She wants the balls
>>3354706
That's just 'cause you suck. He's probably a hundred times better at it than you.
>>3354625
>Screams
>Star-shaped dick fucks the points
>You like this
