/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Slutty Lips Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
Tree dick
>>3354045
flower pussy
>>3354045
tree pussy
For you, thread
>>3354874
Fuck am I lookin at?
>>3355001
Star of Bethlehem.
This is dendrogeneral, right?
hi everyone
>>3355310
>That Todo list
>Gorgun
Ooh my.
This is a real nice piece for abuse lovers.
>>3355310
>Trying to be edge
>>3355310
>>3355310
Why did you made this? I wonder
>>3355310
Now that's edgy
TFW you will never encounter a hungry plant that feeds off your sperm.
>>3355489
half of them won't be posted on here, I'll just have them in storage in case they get brought up in a thread
>>3355310
lol, it's pretty funny. I like it.
here is some lilligant I threw together
>>3355310
>>3357612
and another one that I abandoned like halfway through
>>3357612
Taken so far to ball Sack with her on the new portion?
florges has them curves
Got into snow age not so long ago
Shit is pretty easy so far
>>3360669
>Fairy type fag
>>3361439
Same guy as last time? Beach is THE hardest and always will be.
Even if you use the Wasabi Whips.
>>3361439
I guess I'll give in and try out PvZ, I'm not sure which version everyone on this thread usually plays. Is there a PC version or can I only use it on android or iOS?
>>3362013
PvZ 1 has PC, Console, and Phone releases.
PvZ 2 is Phones only.
Garden Warfare 1 is Consoles and PC.
Garden Warfare 2 is Consoles and PC.
Missed the last stretches of the last thread. Anything interesting posted?
>>3362353
eh, not really
>>3362138
okay so same guy and I tried to get the game on my Kindle, it's not there. I need to do some long, ridiculous process to get the game on Kindle. I try to get it on my iPhone, then it tells me the phone is incompatible because the app requires a front facing camera...which my phone has....so what the hell is going on. I just want to properly enjoy the porn for PvZ :c
>>3362701
I'd like to see, please post.
>>3361439
>wasabi whip
>electric blueberry
>pointless sapfling
it doesn't get hard with those premium money only plants. the flame peashooter and other premium diamonds plants are aight though, I still get forced to use the power abilities or lose a lawnmower with them on occassion.
>>3362812
okay. but surprise surprise, it's abuse.
>>3362945
That's a pretty strange and particular way to be an asshole to someone
>>3362945
Ok edge Lord go somewhere else
>>3363164
well right on time, thats the last plant related sketch I have in mind, unless you people have any requests that tickle my fancy.
>>3362945
Did somebody piss on your lunch again?
>>3363722
nope, I've sketched cute, I've sketched lewds, and now I've sketched gore and abuse. out of those gore and abuse have gotten substantially more attention, despite being mixed reactions. that's what I've through
Is this a good enough plantgrill
>>3365337
yes, would cuddle
>>3365337
I'd facefuck her
I wanna impregnate a Cacturne!
>>3365623
what's she saying there?
>>3366110
Not him, pretty sure it's something like "Need some water?"
>>3366154
Yeah, that's the icon for the in game item "Fresh Water."
Found this on /h/.
>>3366382
We need porn of this immediately
>>3366561
>Plant men that on death experience massive, powerful orgasms, sending their seed absolutely fucking everywhere
Due to my last experiment not being understood as well as I would have hoped,
I've reckoned a more "hands-on" approach to be of necessity.
That is how I arrived at the idea of cunnilingus practiced with a carnivorous
plant, and through a series of more or less coincidental events discovered
that there practically exists an
entire cult dedicated to
this activity, just well enough hidden from the scrutinizing eyes of society.
This activity goes by the unofficial name of Phytotelmata Cunnilingus. I was instantly intrigued, and
after asking
around for a while, I've decided to put together the essence of the information I've gathered,
in a guide which will hopefully
prove to be informative to all of you.
Not all psychological and moral reasons are covered in this brief guide due
to aesthetic concerns, but what you have here is a valuable source of information nevertheless.
This is really underground stuff that you probably won't find anywhere else
unless you know exactly where to look.
With that being said, let's begin.
>>3367047
The intriguing fact about carnivorous plants,
and probably the reason of their notoriety among these groups,
is that they come in lots of variations, which can obviously lead to new and exciting
pathways of sexuality to explore.
I will explain 4 major plant types, though there are many more variations.
The basic idea of Phytotelmata Cunnilingus is that the recreationist inserts his genital organs
into one or more plants to one extent or another, more specifically in it's trapping mechanism.
Some plants are
larger and allow the recreationist to insert his organ in it's entirety, some are smaller
and only allow for his penis. A few rare exceptions are so small as to only allow for
the scrotum.
The receptive recreationist immediately understands that the latter two
types can be used in combinations, further enhancing the already-thrilling sensations that condone
so many to join this unusual endeavour.
Most plants produce the most pleasure when freshly harvested, however intercourse
with dead plants is possible as well, and even preffered in some circles. It is a common habit to
sprinkle the plant periodically with water while engaging in sexual activity, to keep fresh.
Of course, the receptive recreationist immediately understands that the mucus secreted by the penis
during intercourse can be used as a moisturizer as well.
>>3367047
>Right as I am about to pass out
Fuck you, I'll read it in the morning.
>>3367063
The four basic types of plants:
1. Pitfall. The pitfall plant features a rolled leave in the shape of a cavity,
filled with mucus. The cavity is soft and very pleasureable at the penile touch,
however the exterior is slighly abbrasive, which produces a peculiar sensation
to the human vagina and/or rectum, which makes intercourse with the plant used as condom
a fun experience.
In such cases, slightly fat, middle-age females are usually preffered, as a symbol for the unconditional love
that these individuals have toward people of all ages, races and weights.
2. Flypaper. The flypaper plants use a sticky mucus to attract flies,
so it is best to disinfect this particular type before proceeding, as dead insects
often carry unpleasant diseases, which can be a distraction during intercourse.
After disinfection, however, flypapers can prove to be some of the most
trusty companions, as they withstand many re-uses. Also, the sensation they provide
is spectacular, not unlike epilating one's penis.
Personal note: I've heard that in some circles dead fly corpses are left on
the plant in order to further increase the feeling of pleasure. The horns of the dead flies
penetrate the outer layer of the penis skin, taking the experience to a whole
new level. It is risky indeed, but the diligent recreationist recognizes that all pleasure comes at a cost.
>>3367079
3. Snap traps. These plants move their leave rapidly in order to capture prey.
The clasping sensation that they produce is described by many recreationists
as simply breathtaking.
Since movement is a critical part of the experience in this case, it it understood that the
plants must not be collected while intercourse takes place, so that they can stay retain movement abilities.
Recreationists often gather up in small groups and head to isolated outdoor areas
in order to locate these plants. It is important that the plant selected is of appropiate size in accordance to one's penis,
otherwise there is risk of organ severing. Each recreationist finds his
own plant,
and finishes his
needs in it, which sometimes includes defecation and urination as well.
These are usually done
after intercourse, however in some circles, where coprophillia is treated more seriously,
it is done before, thus the fecals
act like a spongy material which reduces the width between the penis and the plant,
and the urine acts as a lubricant. Additionally, a peculiar "squack" sound
is produced when the leaves clasp against the fecal matter, which represents
a huge stimulant to many.
An aspect that requires clarification is that of the periods when weed is unavailable to the
coprophilliac recreationist. Simply put, in this case the coprophilliac will
cook his own feces in a pot and inhale the resulting smoke in hopes of some drug residue still remaining from
the previous high.
4. Bladder. The bladder plant functions on the principle of suction
force
(hence the term bladder). Most recreationists prefer this type, for obvious
reasons. An interesting feat of this plant is that is contains an array of
inward-pointing spikes which contract and release as the plant attempts to
ingest prey.
As is the case of the snap-trap, it is required that this plant is
kept alive in order to function. Smaller plants can be inserted via
anus and rectum as well.
>>3367097
It is preferrable that recreationists intercourse with their plants
while hungry, to further enhance motion action. For this reason, many
recreationists prefer homegrown plants.
In some circles, water-based lubricants
are applied to the plant before intercourse, with the plant being connected
to a dampened car battery to further enhance the sensation.
The modus operandi of these individuals is highly reminescent of the early 60s hippies.
Often sizeable groups of recreationists can be observed driving off together in their vans in
search of isolated fields populated with carnivorous plants. Once there they remain for a number of days
after which they give their blessing to the plants and drive away to another location.
The general atmosphere that
these people emanate is one of complete detachment and unconditional love toward one each other and
the plants.
While it is true that this may in fact be due mostly to the psychoactives used, a particular mindset
is, in fact, involved as well, one that allows these individuals to relate to the plants so deeply,
both on a psychological and sexual scale.
So there you have it, the complete guide to Phytotelmata Cunnilingus. You are wiser and know more of the unknown.
I hope you enjoyed it just as much as I enjoyed risking collecting and compiling the information! Cheers!
>>3366678
But what about the women
Raping plants!
Does anyone have any requests? I'll say something about it if it's good or there are any problems
>>3368113
Maybe you could make an orchid girl?
>>3368113
Rosemaster from Cucumber Quest?
>>3368685
Thanks a lot, you can look through a couple of pages here for more refs if needed: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-523/ (scene ends on page 530)
Do you guys find any IRL plants arousing?
>>3368784
I've masturbated to this more than once.
>>3368784
Watermelon plants. Think about it.
Vines that can coil you up, flowers that can suck your cock, fruit that looks like huge tits, and enough density of leaves & vines to hide the sex from view.
>>3368784
obligatory post
>>3368878
I'll never look at them the same way again. Very hot.
>>3368929
Also, due to the sheer size of watermelon fields, an entire orgy could be concealed within them.
Bunch of males make their way through them, get exposed to the plants' arousing pollen, and are pulled down into the vegetation to spend many hours fucking the plants.
>>3368975
Reading that did terrible things to me.
>>3368685
Hey, requester here, since you let me know you'd do mine, I'll let you know I'm going to sleep now, in case you post it before I wake up. I don't sleep much more than 6 hours. Thanks again!
>>3367047
>>3367063
>>3367079
>>3367097
>>3367117
>>3362890
>>3362048
Ok
Gonna do it on your rules
>>3369375
Here it is. I tried. I didn't know much about this character. I didn't bother to do so. Just put this one livestream going in the background and tackled it
>>3370125
that's nice. come back and talk about what happened. also, what are you using your coins on? Power abilities?
>>3370512
You mean Gold Bloom?
>>3371511
Yeah that's the name
>>3368572
>>3368706
i complied refs from that sequence and de-noised the panels
![[0]ダメでした・・・-1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1SjjmPe.jpg "[0]ダメでした・・・-1.jpg")
>>3371532
pumpkin head a cute robutt
>>3372080
Yo where is she from?
I'd like to see a Deku Baba from LoZ tongue-fucking one of the grils from Ocarina of Time (or Majora's Mask)
Preferably Deku Princess for double plant fuck. Look at dat tongue
>>3372667
I second this.
>>3370323
You did a great job in spite of that, thanks so much!
>>3371758
This will be wonderful for when I itch for more of her. The comic she's from isn't a big deal or anything, but it's widely respected in certain circles, and infamous on 4chan for being written by someone who pissed everyone off by starting this instead of continuing to make beloved video game meme comics that made them known to begin with, so you'd think she'd have SOME art. Oh well! Thank you.
>>3372679
Good taste anon.
>>3372752
Not him, the villification is a touchy subject with /v/ autists who know of her, and they make up a moderate portion of /co/ and /aco/. They loved her work, then instead of striking a balance with her new piece, she cast vidya comics aside entirely in favor of Cucumber, which pissed a bunch of people off.
As to art of Cucumber characters, it's not a widely known comic outside aforementioned circles and people generally prefer to make art of the main characters instead of the villains.
>>3355963
The Chomper from PvZ, the Pirahna Plant from Mario, the Babas from LoZ... They won't bite if you have your dick out. Instead they passionately suck and lick and pump until you feed them their precious vitamins and minerals...
>>3372800
She's also, admittedly, a rather unpleasant person in her online interactions, but maybe I could inspire her detractors to make plant porn for me by pointing out that she really hates CQ smut, if it comes to that.
>>3372855
i am fueled by the want to draw her being fucked by her giant husband, not out of spite
>>3370125
i fuckin love this worlds and dark ages music with the kazoos
>>3373204
That a Big ass hand.
>>3373382
i'm assuming giant bad guy is giant
![[3]ダメでした・・・.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/diHsRQu.jpg "[3]ダメでした・・・.jpg")
>>3372561
one of pochinkfu/pochinoff's robutt OCs
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=905061
pochincoff.tumblr.com
>>3373204
This is fantastic, 10/10
>>3373204
MY FETISHES
>>3373933
>you will never have a tiny flower waifu that aches for your touch
>you will never slowly train her to take your fingers, one by one
>you will never have her trying to fuck herself on your too-big tongue
why life
>>3374236
This yearning
So, some of you may or may not have known a CYOA thread (Choose Your Own Adventure) popped up the other day here on /trash/ and I considered making a new one for /trash/ Anons.
Well, I'm shit at designs, but I can write shit, so I borrowed the Template Beri uses from /tg/.
I'm gonna post around in a few various threads, but the reason I'm posting is cause I want your help.
Reply to this post with images you'd like to see appear in this chart, I'll write a description of what each "wish" is plus name based on the pictures I feel fit best.
I'll repost it in the huge boobs thread when I've finished compiling it later today.
do flower furries belong in this thread?
>>3374482
Don't think that format of CYOA is really something I'd be into, but that makes me think of doing my own CYOA. I'm not an amazing artist but I've been able to do cartoony stuff and people seem to like the facial expression I do. Might give it a try some time, maybe something plant based for this thread.
>>3374697
I'd say go for it. More content for people to enjoy is always a good thing.
>>3374482
I'll bump once, only place I didn't get any submissions from thus far.
Still 8 slots.
>>3374482
Just to ask, maybe from an assholish standpoint, are you going to be keeping this to it's own thread, or posting it here? if you are going to do a quest thing, it might be best to keep it to it's own individual thread.
>>3374482
>>3375931
thread is incredibly slow during the day
>>3374482
>>3374732
It probably won't be lewd as hell due to lacking in the anatomy artistry department, but yeah I could maybe give it a try and see. Not sure what to really make the CYOA of or where to post it...
>>3376666
Try the cyoa thread on /tg/, Satan+6.
>>3376666
satan-tan try the drawing exercises on /tg/
>>3376666
I've been hesitant on touching other areas besides /trash/ on 4chan. Most other places just seem to house a lot of assholes and /trash/ has treated me better. Also isn't there a dedicated place for quest kinda stuff around here?
I didn't know what the hell the satan-tan thing was about either until I saw those quads I got, damn son.
>>3366226
Worry not my dear anonymous friend!
I can assure you this fine refreshment is good for you!
>>3376962
blugh why do I keep calling it milk!?
it's cactus water
>>3377227
Coconut water is called coconut milk for some reason.
>>3377266
>Coconut water is indeed the liquid that is found within coconuts. Coconut milk and coconut cream are both made from grated coconut meat that is macerated (soaked) in a measured quantity of water. When the resulting liquid is squeezed out, the first squeezing produces coconut cream, which is thick like dairy cream.
>>3377359
this
>tfw you can make your peashooter a qt trap
>>3377440
Why is it sideways
>>3378081
because computers
>>3378140
are you on your phone
Cute lil pumpky
I wanna see a group of people cumming inside of him like a spunk bucket
>>3379455
no, i took the pic with my phone because origin is a piece of shit and doesn't let you take screenshots
>>3379822
her discomfort arouses me
>>3379822
HOT
LOL
>>3380043
oh, so that's where the slut is from
>>3380043
That's PvZ 2 I assume? I'm bad at telling the games apart.
>>3380398
Heroes.
Vertical lanes is Heroes.
Horizontal rows and low res is PvZ 1.
Horizontal rows and high res is PvZ 2.
3D is either Garden Warfare 1 or 2, they look pretty similar unless you know the characters and customizations and such well.
>>3380448
Wait...Heroes? I've heard of PvZ, PvZ 2, and the two Garden Warfare, but I didn't know of a game called Heroes. I assume thats the one where most of this porn is coming from?
>>3379822
OR here. Very nice thanks anon
>>3380484
Plants Vs. Zombies Heroes, it's a phone/pad game.
The porn is all over the place, honestly.
>>3380550
Hopefully Heroes is on Kindle, because I tried to figure out how to get PvZ 2 on my Kindle and I basically had to build speed for 12 hours and sync my de facto speed properly and align my QPUs for that shit.
Post nude plants
ok
i heard that you guys are into mushrooms
>>3381097
>The crawler in the back
Oh my~
>>3380949
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
muh dick
Hey, i finished it if any of you Anons want to see it.
>>3380830
>>3381174
you guys are into zombies too right?
there are a lot of posts about pvz here...
>>3382595
Some of us "put up with it."
I like them, though.
Swine Princes is more of a "rotting corpse demon" than a zombie, though.
Skeleton Lords of whatever the ones that hit you for like 25 Stress at a time with their Goblet, are still worse than Swine Prince any day.
>>3382595
SOME zombies are ok
>>3382691
In Garden Warfare 2 when.
>>3382751
I hope that she's gonna be the extra zombie playable character
>>3382787
Well, it's her or Neptuna. Both of which are acceptable.
>>3382595
I like skull-headed girls.
You can imagine my disappointment that the game Skullgirls doesn't have any.
FAT
>>3384941
HOME-GROWN
THICC
>>3382595
Some zombie porn is cool I guess. Left 4 Head is the only one I've seen, the acting was a bit bad but it was funny.
I'm mainly into the plants part of PvZ as far as sexual goes. Otherwise it's just a great tower defense game that happens to be about zombies
>>3386802
Please tell me this is just a meme
>>3387462
EA made this for fun,
>>3385105
Quite, you.
anyone got requests?
>>3391426
something with this?
How would you repay the Giving Tree, /trash/?
>>3391648
>Anal vore
>>3391426
Something with Deku Princess? We really don't have enough smut of her.
>>3391648
>human butt plug
Sexually, apparently.
>>3391648
I would lick her giant pussy until she squirts delicious maple sap which I would drink in front of her and enjoy it
>>3391648
Plenty of water, fertilizer, love, and affection!
Also, she could stuff me in as many of her "knot holes" as she likes.
>>3392159
>kissing her cute sour apple
>lapping up her sweet sap
mi amigo
>>3391426
something with the OCs of the general would be cool
i am probably missing some of the OCs tho
does anyone have a reference pic?
>>3392737
>>3393012
oh! Tami's there! is her inclusion recent? or did I miss it before?
>>3393012
Wait what about Green shadow, is she not part of this, look around In the background.
>>3393310
It's an old rough sketch someone did, they included a bunch, can't expect perfection.
>>3391648
NOT by chopping her up and making a house out of her.
>>3393348
Ah ok, i will Like to know who made this.
>>3394215
A sexy house
>>3391765
Anal/vaginal vore is pretty hot Tbh
>>3394302
A sexy TREE house!
Much better!
Plus you could actually have a relationship with her.
You can't even have a conversation with your average condo.
>>3391648
>>3392461
We need more sexy trees.
>female treant lying on her back
>>3394474
>DR.BUG
>>3394951
The one with the mushroom hat was the one that i made when i started to get into this general
The pumpkin head was made by a dude on the OC threads from /aco/ and the tentacle girl was madr by a guy with a web comic
The two seems to have some art and other stuff
I would request something with the one that i made but i am a huge pussy
You should make one in my opinion, making characters is pretty fun and more OC is allways good
>>3395198
>More OC is always good
>The Melon Creeper
>>3394897
CAN'T UNSEE
>>3394633
Sexy, sexy trees.
>>3395361
Anyone got stuff with Spriggans from Skyrim? Them are some sexy trees.
That or the Flame Atronach, also from Skyrim. She's pretty sexy as well
>>3395404
I was JUST about to post this.
>>3395258
>melon creeper
>inplying he is not a cute shota
One day i will make something lewd of him
i wonder if Mystical/Plant Penetrator will ever finish the boob simulator he was doing for his Roserade OC? it looked pretty cool.
>tfw can't run Zbrush on Linux Mint via Wine
>>3395416
Nice!
>>3395573
Will he ever finish that Prea dating game?
How about some cactus treants?
>>3396316
I'm just going to be a huge fag here and say they ruined some otherwise cute designs with some way too human faces.
>>3396316
Here are those same treants kinkshaming an angel.
>>3395198
I could give it a try, I just haven't gotten inspiration to make a specific plant, fruit, or vegetable in the style of a character yet. If I would make one, I might make a shortstack due to that OC group picture kinda missing one.
>>3394997
Ok real talk
I posted this just to be a memer but Dr.Bug is one of the few japs that make his stuff uncensored
It may not be the most high quality but he is a cool guy
>>3396787
Yeah I really love his stuff, even though some of it can get even more fetishy than even I'd like. Mainly the amount of cum he does is to my liking. I don't find too many people that do it like that or like Aikega.
>Hot Tip: Never cheat on a dryad.
>>3391426
How about something with this juicy lady?
>>3397192
She's based on this flower
>>3368985
Glad you liked it. Hope others have been awakened to the sexy that is watermelons.
>>3397138
At least she got some sweet earrings out of it!
>>3396653
Short stacks are pretty top tier
You can also make a more monster kind of plant like >>3395416
Anyway just wait for the inspiration dude, forcing yourself to make something is not cool
>>3395573
>mystical
The guy who made pic related?
I not sure if he will ever show up here, he said on his tumblr that he is 16 years old.
>>3377440
You need the red hair
>>3397494
>pumpkin
An underappreciated plant!
We need more of both sexy trees and sexy pumpkins!
>>3397669
MORE, I SAY
>>3397494
I'm more of a cartoonist so thats probably why shortstack felt more like something I could SOMEWHAT draw. Monster style ain't too much of my thing either, I like cute gals.
I've been tempted to make a girl based off a gourd. Those things are ridiculously curvy in the first place. They are just a bit too plain in their looks for a good design, though...
>>3397791
>The Gourd Sisters
>Come in a variety of sizes
>All pretty plain, but they have varying interests nonetheless
>>3397669
>>3397695
>get nabbed by pumpkin witch and stuffed up her butt
>taken back to her house and dumped on her bed
>she apologizes for being so forward, but she's been lonely and horny for so long
>offers apology sex and a place to spend the night
>fuck her witchy brains out all night long
>morning rolls around and she turns into a pumpkin
>fuck her pumpkin brains out all day long
I dare anyone to make Cactus from Gw.
anyone got more treants/dryads?
>>3398960
Yes.
>>3398339
>spend your nights curled up and cozy in her belly
>wake up with your dick in a tight, little pumpkin hole
The best life!
>>3398243
Damn, would be a nice idea but then I'd be designing three characters instead of one. I have enough issues getting inspiration for just one character.
>>3368878
I do wish watermelons had more erotic flowers, i.e soft and bell-shaped (ideal for cocksucking).
Big tree waifu is good.
But how about tiny twig waifu?
I am ashamed of entering this thread, but I must request more piranha plants sucking dick
th-those lips...
>>3400248
>>3400475
>>3400484
>>3400492
and that's it
hope you like it anon
>>3400475
>>3400484
>>3400492
>>3400509
Those are posted all the time.
Many more if you look
Piranha plant lips were made to vaccume out every last drop of semen from cocks
>that feeling when a moonflower tightens it's flower on your dick as you spill your seed, trying to milk your hard cock dry and get properly bred despite the relationship wouldn't work
>>3400738
Damn it, got me lusting for those fuckin piranha plants now, dem lips, damn.
>>3400756
>tightens it's flower on your dick as you spill your seed
Hoo boy...
>>3397561
this guy
plantpenetrator.tumblr.com
>>3381097
I am afraid of all mushrooms that aren't fictional and cute. Legit micophobia. Mushrooms creep me the fuck out. The same goes with mold, especially when they start releasing spores.. God, it's so horrible...
>>3393012
I feel like there's one plant oc from this thread that is missing
don't remember who
Do you think dryads have to work hard to look humanoid?
>>3395258
please don't bully my homegrown cancer
this is all just an elaborate prank right?
you wouldn't really fuck a plant?
>>3403976
>he needs to ask
>>3403976
Nah, of course I wouldn't fuck a real plant. Now cute humanized plants, on the other hand...
>>3404854
>Not posting the results
That's gay bro
