ERP Thread
6/9 Edition
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>>3344784
>>3349165
Holy shit your OP images are always so good.
>>3349165
I'd really like it if someone could sit on my face please.
Nth for spiders.
>>3349233
That's just so cruel!
Someone needs to stand up to you!
69'ing the deadhours away edition?
>>3349250
Thats a pretty spider.
>>3349250
xth for why do you hate me?
>>3349255
What you going to do? Get unraped?
>>3349192
>Tsurugi felt his pants sliding down and panicked. In his attempt to stop her from exposing his rear he grabbed his pants and shook his hips which probably didn't help him in his situation. He tensed up when he felt her finger press against his entrance and winced as she pushed in, making him moan. Making such a noise from her teasing only made him more flustered as he laid helpless on the floor.
St-...Stop, please.
>>3349250
Nth for spider needs to post at night when I'm in a lewd mood and not in mornings so I can rape them.
>>3349265
>Lays in her lap
>>3349280
Get better
>>3349257
Thank you, random citizen
>>3349258
But I love you. You know like a brother.
>>3349280
But rape is bad
>>3349265
No, we need to take a stand and not let ourselves be abused, no matter how.. tempting it is..
>>3349294
Parsee!
>>3349302
>Pets the spider
>>3349294
Get better at what?
I don't have a 24/7 libido like most of you perverts.
>>3349302
Rape is only bad if you don't enjoy it.
And I most certainly will.
>>3349275
Hmm.. No~
>She says in a springy voice as she removes her finger from your hole, letting you rest for a moment before you feel something warm press on your tight little hole. Something much bigger than the finger she just removed from your hole. As you looks back in curiosity you see it's her thick, fat cock, prodding your virgin hole
Ahh~ I'll stop when you stop loving it~
>>3349285
>Pets the nazi friend
Hiya~
>>3349304
Oh? I guess I can't tease and bully your cute little boy body then...
>>3349309
Anon! The spider is a real spider!!! Run away!'
>>3349315
No you won't! I'm not going to fall prey to your selfish whims, not like the others!
>>3349302
Oh... like a brother? I can live with this~
>Pets the spider then pokes her tummy while making spider jokes.
>>3349315
>Shudders happily
H-hey
>>3349326
Oh no!
>grabs her hand and runs with her
>>3349334
Okay.
>She brings the book up over her face, casually reading
If you don't want it I wont give it~
>>3349337
How you doing sweetie?~
>Pecks the masked nazi's cheek with a kiss
>>3349315
>Tsurugi gasped as he glanced back and saw the large member pressing against his tiny hole. He looked up at her with his wide eyes as he pleaded and squirmed beneath her.
W-Wait a minute... I thought you were a woman...
>>3349348
Why are you holding my hand?
>Still running with the anon white her face is red.
>>3349349
I wo- Eh? You're just going to leave me?
>He seems to deflate a little over how anticlimatic her words were
I mean I don't want you bullying and manipulating other boys either.. It's wrong
>>3349349
>His MASSIVE one inch cock explodes his pants and undies off
Well as you can see from my massive raging boner that I am now horny and ready for the sex
>Passes out as sustaining a boner this large takes a toll on his psyche
>>3349312
>Pets the youkai back.
>>3349313
I wont though, and im gonna make it as unenjoyable for you as i can.
>>3349337
>Giggling spider noises.
>>3349381
Because I don't want you to get caught by the spider!
>He looks back at her and smiles.
You're too cute to be food!
>>3349358
Magic is a great thing~
>She springs before she bucks her hips, popping her thick, fat cock deep into his boyish hole, filling him with a single trust of her hips, gripping at his bottom, feeling him all over
You like it~ I can tell <3
>>3349385
Fine. I wont. Never again will I touch the happy dancing little boys.
>She says half heartedly as she flips through the pages of her book
Haha... Buccellati. You're so awesome...
>>3349405
>Gazing at her friend passed out in her lap she looks more confused then anything, blinking once she shakes her head.
... Why do I talk to you people...
>>3349431
>He shrinks back a little more, not sure where to go from here. He got everything he wanted, but he's still hanging around like a lost puppy
That.. Really? You're not just saying that, right?
>>3349456
Yeah yeah sure whatever.
>She raises her hand over her book, shooing you away until she finishes the page and looks up
Oh? OH! Wait. no. No I'm going to rape and bully all the boys. Sorry. i wasn't listening to you.
>>3349431
What do you mean ma- A-Ahhh!
>Tsurugi mumbled before crying out as such a large thing was shoved inside him for the first time. Tears welling up in his eyes as he trembled on the floor in a mixture of pain and pleasure. His tight hole being stretched by her rigid member while his walls hugged her girth tightly. His member twitching and drooling pre onto the ground while he bit down on his lip.
>>3349474
Remove this rule breaking image!
>>3349474
>Reaching forward she presses his head tot he ground hard, adjusting herself to get the best angle. still pushing her fat cock into his virgin hole. opening him up bit by bit. Letting out a huff she pushes another few inches into him, spanking his little rump with a hard smack
There we go~ You like that slut?~
>>3349472
>He squirms in place, still totally off guard. He glances down to her legs, watching them cross and uncross
Th-that's so horrible..
>>3349524
Eeeeeeyyyup..
>She says with a casual breath, uncrossing her legs and kicking off her boot.
Come give me a foot rub now. Or you'll be my next victim~
>>3349431
<3
>He turns over nuzzling her lap
>>3349412
>Makes jokes about cobwebs, and all your ex's stuck in them
>>3349499
>
>>3349510
>Tsurugi let out another whimperish moan as she thruster in more of her thick length into him while pushing his plump bottom forward as well. He whined while she bled his head down as he started to pant.
>>3349571
>held his*
>>3349571
>Gripping hard onto the boy's bottom she begins to push her hips hard, Pumping herself in and out of you rapidly, filling your tight little hole again and again, rutting the little boy's hole again and again, opening him up from the inside for her fat cock
>>3349545
>He gives a childish pout and crouches down, taking her foot into his hands
I'm not.. doing this because I want to, you know? Bully..
>He carefully rubs her sweaty feet, still pouting and keeping his eyes away from her skirt
Can one of you rp my dad and beat me to death?
>>3349618
Ive rp'd as someones brother because she missed having sex with them
>>3349598
>As he pouts she pushes her soft sole into his face, mushing it into his nose as she giggles lightly
Oh come on. Don't lie. You want to be bullied
>She says all the while not looking up from her book
>>3349618
Only if you stay dead and not post anymore
>>3349628
Thats kinda fucked up anon.
>>3349637
Damn, Someone doesn't seem to like me.
Did I hurt your feelings sometime or something?
>>3349618
I'd rather beat your mom
>>3349554
>Starts rolling on the floor, laughing too hard to breath.
>>3349634
N-No I don't! It's cruel, and you're just stringing them along with your.. p-p.. down there..
>He squeaks when her sole squashes against his face, still keeping his fingers in position to massage her foot
>>3349660
Oh would you rather me be a qt anime girl with a giant cock for you?
I know some of you erp degenerates are pretty fucked in the head but damn.
Lowkey tho calm that thirst mang.
>>3349593
>Tsurugi started to moan aloud without restraint as he couldn't stop himself anymore. The feeling of such a large thing stretching him out as if he she was making him her personally cocksleeve made him shiver in delight. His hand reaching down and grabbing his twitching member that dribbled pre before he started to stroke it.
>>3349660
We saw that anon, your sense of masculinity is more fragile then glass isnt it?
>>3349675
Also the ohrihara twins would be a welcome addition here or fem izaya
>>3349680
...My sisters aren't for sexual.
>>3349672
>She wiggles her toes about as your fingers run along her feet, a giggle and a smile escaping her as you speak
My what?~ Come on. Say it right~
>>3349678
>Reaching around the small boy her hand slaps away his, gripping around his leaking bouncing cock she pumps it in time with the pounding she's giving to his tight little rear, slamming into him again and again as she rubs his sensitive little cock all over
>>3349690
Mahiru talks about being sexualized and the other one is built for it, if they had images and i had someone to play the other one i would totally pick up Mahiru
>>3349680
Yes!
>>3349703
My sisters are pure.
>>3349711
Idunno man. I've seen them do some pretty fucked up stuff online.
>>3349711
Your sisters are perverts that dont know the line between sibling affection and incest
>>3349717
PURE!
>>3349727
...Yeah...
>>3349702
P-pussy..
>He pushes his face harder against her foot, like he's trying to hide his burning red face behind it
And I'm just doing this because.. b-because I don't want to be attacked by some shotacon witch..
I want HG to leave
Has annnnyone seen...
Nowaaaaaaru?
>>3349733
You know you are only building my folder right now? I want to fuck that perverted megane
>>3349740
Don't be rude
>>3349743
Not since before LD and DMG's shit kicked off, i think Noire left for not getting enough Yuri
>>3349735
>With a huff she pushes her foot into his face, almost kicking him. As she grunts and pouts
Witch? You're pushing it.
>>3349756
Shh shh. It's over now. LD is gone. There there. You'll be okay...
>>3349743
Has anyone seen a Vert?
Anyone?
>Teleports in.
>Smacks someone's ass.
>Teleports out.
Mobile posting from couch
Feels good man
>>3349702
>Tsurugi writhed on the ground as he panted and moaned aloud. Barely able to contain himself, his mind slowly slipping away as pleasure clouded his judgement and thoughts. A warmth building up inside him as she stroked his twitching prick and her large cock dragged along his tight walls, driving him mad.
>>3349203
ok deal
>not cody
>>3349773
>He flinches away from her foot, making it just scrape against his cheek. He wisely decides to stay quiet and not use that word again. He plants a quick kiss on her big toe as a gesture of deference
>>3349799
>Leaning over his body she whispers in his ear, squeezing his cock hard in her tight grip and stopping her powerful pumping she lets a hot breath out
Cum for me~
>>3349808
>Huffing again she pokes the boy's cheek with her toe, nodding in reply before relaxing into her seat
Much better.
>>3349822
>As if on command, Tsurugi's member twitched and sprayed his cum onto the ground and on her hand. He shuddered as he moaned louder than he had before while his climax shook his body and his tight walls squeezed her thick length inside him. He panted, trying to catch his breath, on the ground as he rode the high of his orgasm.
>>3349888
>As the boy tightens up and cum the gripping hole milks her thick cock, shooting her creamy cum deep inside him as he's on his climax. With one more spank of him rump she slips out of him, leaking his hole leak with cum
Mhmm~ Fuck~
>>3349920
>Tsurugi collapsed to the floor while his body continued to slightly twitch on the ground as her cum dribbled out of him.
(Thanks for the fun and sorry for my slowness.)
>>3349756
Uwaa...
>>3349776
I haven't seen her here..
>>3349974
>She smiles widely and pecks the small boy's cheek
<3
(Oh don't worry. I had a lot of fun with it)
>>3349987
Maybe if you come around more often, she'll come back.
>>3349987
Go back to sleep, its far past your bed time kiddie.
Doesn't anyone wanna combat this despair...? Aw, heck, screw despair! Aren't you all bored?
>>3350109
Naw I can flirt with people if I ever get bored, but until then alcohol, youtube, and video games keep me company.
>>3350109
Ive got boredom into critical condition, care to help?
>>3350109
I'm bored!
I'm also lazy though.
>>3350109
Do you know how many hours of grinding it takes to get aura of despair?
>rattlingly turns it off
*removes dress and grins in a smug manner*
I am the banana Gardevoir
>>3350115
Oh, ok. At least I don't need to worry about you.
>>3350122
Hehe, "critical condition", huh? As horrible of an exaggeration that is, I can relate.
>>3350131
Being lazy definitely won't help your case at all! You gotta have a drive, you know?
>>3350211
Of course not since I only flirt with attractive people, which is safe to say. YOu are from from.
>>3350211
Its so boring here in the mornings, been meaning to flirt with the cutest hope for the dead hours for a bit~
>>3350229
>YOu are from from
>>3350229
Do you get off on being a bully?
>>3350211
I have drive!
It just doesn't kick in untill noon.
>>3350250
Fuck you don't judge my lack or articulate skills or spelling or any skills.
Of course not since I only flirt with attractive people, which is safe to say. you are far from***.
>>3350263
If you want to know the truth?
Yes
>>3350206
I don't know, but I can safely say that I'd prefer not too. You certainly seem passionate about it, though. In a weird, non hostile way.
>>3350230
O-oh, really? You've been looking for me..? T-thanks... But I wouldn't call myself the "cutest" hope... I still think that title goes to my adorable big bro..!
>>3350263
Oh! Well, I hear you there! On weekends I don't get out of bed until like, 1 o clock! ...I feel like I shouldn't be saying this...
>>3350307
You are the cutest hope for this place at these hours... and i doubt your bro is nearly as cute as you, girls with little ahoge's are adorable~
Hey guys what's up.
>>3350277
Looks like someone should teach you some manners.
Maybe I should be the one raping YOU.
>>3350307
See? Even the most energetic people can succumb to laziness.
>>3350324
M-my brother has one, too! And I just wanna provide some fun around here! ...But if you insist of saying stuff like that, t-then who am I to argue, right...?
>>3350332
Continuing the struggle against boredom!
>>3350352
Yes, yes, fair enough. Just make sure to kick it into gear extra hard later, for me!
>>3350332
Hey future wife.
I'm doing good, just watching youtube silly moments of video games. How are you doing today sexy?
>>3350352
You aren't on when I'm ready to rape you. Maybe I'll let you have consensual sex with me after I train you and get you to admit you love being raped like a good whore.
>>3350332
Passing dead hours and waiting for Liru's game to be released today, and yourself?
>>3350367
The stutter is just making you cuter but im sure you can think of something fun to do here~
>he dramatically removes his glasses with a wink, truly an over actor
>>3350375
Step on me, Onee-Sama
>>3350390
O-oh, wow... I feel myself getting light headed... But yeah, I'm trying my best. It's just hard when it's THIS quiet.
>Trying not get anymore flustered then she already was, she simply brushed his flirtatious wink with a chain of nervous laughter.
>>3350332
Fighting the forces of evil, as always.
>>3350367
I will, I'm going to work up an extra good sweat later.
>>3350375
I'm not a whore, i'm a good christian woman.
>>3350430
Why, footfags are weird?
I'm a hairfag myself so I can't say much but also thighs are really fucking great, so maybe I'll crushed your head between my thighs if you are lucky.
>>3350484
Would a good christian women really threaten someone to rape them? I feel as if you are a frequent liar. You will neither rape me, nor are you a good woman, NOR are you someone who doesn't like rape.
>>3350453
Well, you just have to go and make it loud and look, you already found a partner for the morning.
>He glides close to her and places a hand around her hip
So tell me what ideas are in that cute head of yours wont you?
>>3350484
Im break the law to fight for justice, do you consider me evil?
>>3350499
That works too honestly.
>>3350499
Maybe one of those is a lie, but that doesn't make me a liar. I prefer to think of them as half truths.
>>3350522
I guess that would depend on what laws you break, the police don't really like me either.
>>3350579
So half of its true what part, the fact you want to be raped or the fact you are a liar?
Either way that means you are far from pure and innocent.
>>3350575
Why am I not surprised? I feel as if with a pervert like yourself any interaction would be enough to satisfy you.
>>3349974
Hey, homie
>>3350607
I want to smoke some magical kush with Clownpiece.
I want to bully the DMG tenderly.
>>3350484
That's what I like to hear! Show 'em what you're made of, girl!
>>3350522
I-I wouldn't go as far st to say "loud"...
>The entire length of her spine stiffens up while accompanied by a strong chill in result of the dashing young man's touch.
I-Ideas..? I guess I didn't think that far ahead... What about you..?
>>3350607
Well, that, and I also like thighs.
So I have question, is someone willing or wanting to do a chub based RP? Or is it even allowed? Cause I heard that the last one shat the bed after one of the RPers freaked out of something.
>>3350579
I steal from the illuminati and other kinds of bad people, but I also save people, sometimes from themselves so kinda an anti hero thing going on. OH and its all in Tokyo so I havnt done any anti heroism in your turf~
>>3350637
My idea hmm, well I could see how good of a kisser you are, maybe explore your gentle form and let you do what comes naturally~
>He whispers it into her ear with a light giggle before kissing her neck
>>3350617
Last time I smoked weed was when I went to the beach and met a random guy who I bought beer for in exchange for weed. So February I think? Either way, drugs are bad don't do them. So just send them to me so I can properly dispose of them for you.
>>3350638
Well of course you like thighs, what kind of person doesn't? I'd not even be able to fathom someone who doesn't like thighs. Gay/Straight, Sub/Dom all of them should like it.
>>3350645
I've seen lots of Chub RPers come and go. If you care what other people say to you than the person you are replying to you are a bitch.
So go for it and just do it. You will find someone. Noting I hate fat people and fat in general more than anything, I'd rather fuck a guy before I fuck a fat bitch but that doesn't matter. You do what you want.
These threads were better when they were filled with horndogs, edging and begging for attention.
>>3350679
Well go on then, squeeze my head between your sexy thighs~
>>3350679
But Clown, this is MAGIC kush.
>>3350629
N-no bully
>>3350710
I want to bully your tits with my dick.
>>3350679
Fair enough.
(Issue is I'm a guy and wants to be the one getting chubbed so double hatred)
>>3350607
I only lie for the greater good, it may not make me pure but im still innocent.
>>3350637
I will, i'm going to show life it can't fuck with Gwen!
>>3350666
Good, i wouldn't want to have to catch you in one of my webs.
>>3350666
...O-oh, my god...
>The sensation of his breath in her ear, couple with him gently pressing his lips against her neck, he forces an adorable reaction out of her. Closing her eyes, she till her neck back as he continues his unexpected foreplay.
>>3350734
Hell yeah! I'm getting pumped just listening to you!
(All this talk about chub and thighs~)
>>3350724
That's mean. Meaaaaan
>>3350734
And I wouldnt want to have to cut your webs, those are probably valuable and Arsenè wouldn't be happy for me to defend myself against such a pretty face~
>>3350757
Oh you can just call me Lupin though god is a nice title in these situations~
>His lips gently trail around her neck to the other side before pressing against hers
>>3350680
Do you have time right now, or what?
>>3350700
That just sounds like its filled with you put some sort of drug in it to make me more willing to follow your perverted demands.
>>3350691
The only time I lewd is at night. So if you ever catch me night posting that means I'll play with you. Otherwise morning is for me to drunk and shit post.
>>3350732
Aw request it a few times, I'm sure you will find someone anon, don't worry.
>>3350734
Well you are innocent for as long as you are here at the worst hours for me. Maybe I'll try and not be drunk in the morning once just for you if you show up. That way you'll no longer be able to claim such.
>>3350770
If only you didn't have pigtails I'd dick those thighs.
>>3350770
Now THOSE are some thighs i wouldn't mind getting crushed by.
>>3350770
THICC
>>3350781
But I never see you at night!
>>3350776
Mhm, now is a good time for me and everything.
>>3350775
>His comment bring her to shoot her eyes wide open with a thick layer of blush washing over her cheeks.
T-that was just a slip of the tongue, I swe-
>Her attempt to rationalize her embarrassing slip up was cut short by his imminent kiss.
>>3350757
Yeah! Talking about this is really getting my blood pumping!
>>3350775
Flattery will get you nowhere, mr.... what was your name again?
>>3350781
Maybe i'll just get on at night and show you that i wont be bullied by a dumb clown fairy.
>>3350782
(If I wasn't busy, I'd happily lock your head in between these tree trunks~)
>>3350792
(Only the THICCest.)
I want to sleep. But I just ate...
>>3350813
Just call my name if you want to lewd I'll show up. Normally I'm either playing games with friends or in the threads as anon lewding someone. I do ply as anon male for lots of lewding you know. Tonight might be bad though since I'm going to watch the Warcraft movie though.
>>3350845
Good you should, I mean like I said in the above post tonight is the one night that is bad, but I should be around most likely.
>>3350816
So I was thinking we could probably continue from the mansion, I kinda passed out before I could actually do anything. My bad
>>3350828
>He slowly pulls his lips from hers
I said do what ever you want, I bet your hands are very eager right now~
>And his lips return to hers with the help of his agile tongue, his hands keep up the assault on her senses by gently gliding just his one index finger around her form just enough for her to feel it
>>3350845
Call me Lupin, and I am a firm believer that overt flattery will get you everywhere you need to go which works as a thief~
>>3350874
Oh, that was you? Great. I was just thinking of that. Do you remember where we left off?
>>3350850
>Eat me
>tfw would rather be eaten by Pochaco
>>3350856
I'll catch you one of these nights..
>>3350845
Alriiight! That's what I'm talking about! Get yourself so fired up, that nothing can atop you!
>>3350886
Mmph...
>"Screw it. He's cute, so what's the damage?", she thought to herself as she closed in to continue their kiss. Letting her instinct take the wheel, she began rummaging her hands around his body, appreciating his masculine for as they locked lips.
>>3350367
>>3350375
>>3350390
>>3350484
I died.
Sorry about that.
>>3350926
As always the global count down to the time I have to leave these threads is slowly ticking away. So hopefully its sooner rather than later, I like playing with everyone in the threads anon or avatar at least once
>>3350951
Don't die! I heard there are lots of legalities that prevent me from marrying a dead person. So I need you to be alive for me hun.
>>3350951
You had me concerned there, friend I've just met!
>>3350968
Oh? You'd even lower yourself to play with a weirdo footfag like me~?
>>3350936
>She can feel him smirk through the kiss as his tongue starts to invade her mouth, and she can feel his finger turn into a full hand to cup her chest...Soft... not a push up bra
Impressive...
>>3350951
We are all dead, on the inside atleast
>>3350951
Next time Father comes around you should pretend you are Shego. You look a little like her. Might be funny.
>>3350907
(I could start us off here, I guess)
Why the hell you sitting over there?
>He grabbed you by the arm, effectively pulling you over to him
There, much better
>He put his arm over your shoulders as he took a sip from the drink you brought him
>>3350969
I bet you do lewd things to that mic just so everyone can hear.
>>3350980
I've played with furries before, I will play with everyone just to say I have.
I've done 2 foot or maybe even 3 foot scenes as clown so far. I do what must be done.
>>3350968
Okay okay, I won't die.
I'll do my best to stay alive for ya.
>>3350969
Don't despair over me!
>>3350984
I'm dead on the outside.
>>3351005
If you've done it more than once it can't be that bad, you big baby!
Tell me though, how would a hair fetish ERP even go?
>>3351005
Please piss on me clown.
>>3351016
>gives kyoko some pocky
>>3351034
Thanks anon, you're alright!
>>3351016
Oh my other wife finally shows up out of the wood works. Oh I have no position to it. I just like to over exaggerate it to bully people. I honestly couldn't give a fuck less what other people like when it comes to fetishes, I have my fair share of weird ones like hair myself.
Two, similar to a hand job but the hair is wrapped around the schlong.
mentioning of what smell the hair may have and what it feels like.
>>3351014
Good good, we still haven't lewded at least once yet. So at the very least you have to let that happen before you die.
>>3351027
Thats one of the weirder ones I don't think I'll ever partake in.
Watersports/diapers/scat
Are pretty hard limits.
>>3350984
>With his hand greeting her chest with a gentle squeeze, she moans directly onto his tongue, not really expecting him to make that move quite yet. But instead of fighting it, she went with the flow, choosing to run her hands down to his thighs, caressing them in hope of returning the gesture.
>>3351000
Ah..? N-no, absolutely not! I've never tried anything like that! ...Yet.
>>3351014
You're right, it wasn't fair of me to give up hope!
>>3351045
I'm always lurking, CP-chan, don't think you can hide.
But, that seems like it would chaff like a motherfucker.
>>3351014
You are alive now cute froggy girl person and thats what counts!
>>3351050
Sensitive huh?~
>His hand starts a more intimate grope of her chest while the other Mimic's her hand on him, his tongue dominating the inside of her mouth
>>3351050
Yet?
>anon starts to run his hands up her small frame
Sounds like you want to dont you~
How do we bring the life back into ERP?
>>3351056
I've had both 1 footjob and 1 hairjob in real life. I can safely say I enjoyed the hair and the foot was fucking painful that I had to ask her to stop. So sure some things are best left to fantasy, but when you meet a girl with super silky and nice kept hair, it's fucking heaven. Nothing else I'll wash it and take care of it for them so it becomes so.
>>3350992
I tried looking but mobile is hell)
>Tsurugi squeaked as the male pulled him closer to them. His cheeks glowing red while he twiddled his thumbs in his lap before glancing up at them.
You could have just asked me to move closer...
>>3351067
1: Footjobs are awful don't do that
2: That's really cute~ I'd let CP chan wash my hair.
>>3350886
Don't go trying to steal any of my stuff.
Not like i have anything valuable though.
>>3350936
I will! No one is going to stand in my way today.
>>3350951
What was heaven like?
>>3350051
I hope maaaaybe.
>>3350070
But it's afternoon...
>>3351075
I'd wash it for you anyways, thats a huge enjoyment I get right there alone. I love brushing and taking care of others hair. Making sure it looks nice and perfect.
>>3351102
That seems like a really easy fetish to satisfy.
>>3351045
Ooooh, you silly clown. Whay if it doesn't happen?
>>3351050
Glad you realize it!
>>3351059
I am alive and well, this is true.
>>3351100
I don't give a shit, go post pictures of your hair for me already. I bet you won't coward.
Too bad I don't have gayguy added still to just ask him what it was like.
>>3351113
Well it is and it isn't.
More and more people these days are getting medium or short hair cuts and its icky. You need to have long hair to satisfy me.
>>3351114
But it will happen, I know you are a pervert who wants us to lewd, you don't have to deny it.
>>3351081
There are a lot of gays.
And dogs.
>>3351074
(Tell me about it)
Well, you were being too damn nervous
>He took another sip from his drink, but he quickly realized he was out. Without a second thought he tossed the drink away, not caring where it landed
You could be a real homie and sneak me into the kitchen, right?
>He asked as he placed a hand on your leg, trying to make you less nervous
>>3351081
I was hoping I could steal your heart~
>He flashes her a wink and and offers her his hand with his other planted over his own heart and his trade mark smirk crossing his face
>>3351114
That is great to hear frog lady
>>3351059
Mmm...
>She fully relaxes her posture, thoroughly enjoying his steadfast groping. Not sure if she should go for it just yet, she cautiously eases her hands closer to his crotch, just barely rubbing the outside of his groin.
>>3351060
H-hey, don't read to much into it- ah~
>Her entire body flinched at his touch, resisting slightly, but mostly as a result of nerves.
>>3351081
Perfect! I'm glad I was able to get your blood boiling!
>>3351125
Clown-Chan~ Wanna come feel my hair? I used that vanilla shampoo you like so much!
>>3351166
(GAH)
>Pisses on clown's hair
>>3351167
I know you are my wife but that doesn't mean you should be so lewd so early in the morning!
I'm gonna go take a shower and not be a lewd...(I probably will) you go be a pervert at night on my time.
>>3351196
>Kills anon
Have you guys seen my goodra?
I went to a party last night and left her at home but she's gone.
>>3351140
S-Sorry.
>Tsurugi shifted slightly and moved a bit closer to them while the hand they placed on his leg didn't help him calm down in the slightest.
I guess I could try.
>>3351203
Don't fall in the shower.
>>3351203
>is not kill and continues pissing
>>3351125
Maybe no, considering you have a wife.
>>3351166
>And his hand moves closer to her crotch, under her skirt, rubbing the same place as she rubs him but his other hand is now moving to slowly trace under her shirt while his tongue dominates hers
>>3351215
Alright sweet, let's go!
>He hopped off the couch with too much enthusiasm
You coming? Come on man, hurry up
>He grabbed your hand and easily pulled you off the couch
Show me the way, little homie
>He gave your butt a light slap as he waited for you to show the way
>>3351233
>Surprise hugs the cute frog girl
>>3351218
I didn't hun but I'm glad you showed appreciation and concern for me.
I just needed to quickly wash my hair and any sweat I had on me.
>>3351233
But I need two wives, plus kyoko a slut who is busy at other mens houses 99% of the time.
>>3351277
Ah...
>Tsurugi was quickly pulled onto his feet and off the couch before he could really say anything. The smack on his butt making him jump and glare back at them before turning with a huff and leading them down the hallway. Before long he stopped at one of the entrances along the wall and pointed inside.
We're here.
>>3351246
>The activity with their mouths begin to escalate just as quickly as their hands, with he trying to keep up. While dealing with his tongue intruding on her mouth, she inches her hands over so slowly to his bulges, now mere centimeters away from feeling it from above the fabric.
(I hate to cut it here, I gotta head off now. But thanks so much to everyone who humored me! I'll see you all again soon!)
>>3351335
Hmmmmmm.
>>3351335
Don't be talkin shit.
>>3351367
You shouldn't question me hun, you are far cuter, plus you are where it's hoppening at.
>>3351378
Its not shit if its true. I bet at least 3 other people can contact you faster than me, what kind of wife are you?
A true wife would go with me, to /hg/ post together in a game, and make fun of everyone.
>>3351397
That pun.
I will hurt you clown, don't do that.
>>3351397
Three is a massive understatement~
But I'd just be a nuisance if I added you.
Can we just change the name of the threads to something more appropriate? Or perhaps move them to a shitter board, like the thousands of avatarfagging ones on cripplechan.
>>3351411
But puns are >>3351419
one of my favorite forms of humor, you don't like them?
>>3351419
How'd you be a nuisance to the whole 0 people I talk to from here in private? I have so much free time these days its not even funny.
>tfw cucked by 4chan server resets
>>3351441
I have no idea what you are trying to say
>>3351445
I dunnoooo... what's your steam?
>>3351364
I think I'll do the honours!
>He pushed both of the doors open, revealing the large kitchen. Luckily enough, none of the other maids were in at the time
I'm sure Dio won't mind at all
>He walked straight over to the large fridge, opening it and revealing all sorts of food and beverages
Did you want anything from here?
>He looked back at you, holding a soda he grabbed for himself.
>>3351475
steamcommunity.com/id/Iliketheruski
>>3351445
I don't mind puns, but I hear so many frog puns AAAAALL the time.
>>3351457
It's alright uncle Dio
>>3351541
It's not alright
Stop calling me that
>>3351481
No thank you, I'm fine.
>Tsurugi waved his hand as he gave a small smile at the gesture. He quietly stood behind the male rummaging about in the fridge with his hands held behind his back.
>>3351481
HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>3351457
And she doesnt get back on till like 11pm EST, she has been active in the discord chat though
>>3351563
I would try to make it better, but I'm at work so I can't gather things to help you out.
>>3351575
Well I mean
I had fun at least
Sorry about that unfortunate timing
>>3351586
Fuck your Discord bullshit
>>3351589
How could you, a stupid human, help me, Dio?
>>3351529
I guess to each their own, I wouldn't mind clown puns 24/7 personally but just my form of humor.
What way would you best want me to esporesso myself?
>>3351204
Does she have a big cock?
>>3351613
By putting a spell on you?
>>3351658
You know why.
>>3351715
Are you..
Are you messing with me again or is this real?
>>3351586
Im right here senpai :)
>>3351593
I just assumed you fell asleep desu
>>3351732
Not messing, might take me a day or so though.
>>3351740
Oh my god i forgot about that stupid word filter >:(
>>3351740
I did eventually, but I waited an hour for the servers to come back up and they never did, so by the time 5AM rolled around I just gave up. Desu.
>>3351750
You're a god
>>3351755
Pay for that.
>>3351764
It's only stupid if you forget about it fa/malam.
>>3351740
Huh, you never join the thread this early?
>>3351788
She's got a ladyboner for Diego
>>3351788
>>3351799
...>_> i have nothing to do shut up
And i cant stop listening to hey ya by outkast
>>3351785
Hahaha, they were always up for me bb ;>
>>3351785
Don't you put that curse on me. That's some serious pressure
>>3351755
Of course.
>Tsurugi nodded as he watched them come closer. He shuddered as he felt their hand on his shoulder while he nervously glanced away with his cheeks growing red.
And how might I be able to serve you?
>>3351637
The biggest, it's very feminine but the size of your arm at least
>>3351833
You suuuck
>Also Hey Ya
Great taste, but you don't have god tier taste until you have a playlist of JoJo namesakes
>>3351833
I assume you are here for Diego exclusively then?
>>3351833
So in other words you have a ladyboner for Diego
>>3351876
I'm eating and watching netflix rn so i'm not here for anyone necessarily :) but maybe later
>>3351867
No, I never got to suck, remember? ;>
>>3351883
I dont have a ladyboner for anything rn except this blueberry pineapple drink thing so
>>3351897
I'm taking that as a request.
>Tfw internet is being a shitter.
Sorry lupin.
>>3351916
Its fine, happy you apologized to me out of everyone though, reading through your things with Diego and Tag I know you kind of just vanish sometimes due to your network.
>>3351785
I ain't paying for shit
>>3351851
You could start off by turning around for me, wait I'll just do it for you
>He put his other hand on your right shoulder before easily turning your small body around
I'm sure you won't mind if I do this
>He lifted up your skirt as he looked at your pink frilly panties
Nice choice, I guess
>>3351916
Huh?
>>3351954
Pay for it or I will turn you and your family into dinosaurs.
>>3351913
W-what
>>3351974
What? Oh, nothing.
Just planning ahead.
>>3351945
>Im going to be known for my shitty internet.
Kill me.
>>3352001
Planning ahead when we never even finished what we were doing before?
>>3351954
W-Wait.
>Before Tsurugi could really protest, he was manhandled again and easily turned around. His face flushed as he realized what the male was doing before he quickly turned around and pulled his skirt down to hide the embarrassing undergarment.
Noooo! You didn't see anything!
>>3352019
Oi
Don't hold that against me
That wasn't my fault ok
>>3352004
It happens to all of us sometimes, if anything you are going to be known for always finishing what you started regardless of the hurdles in your way!
