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if youre not in a drawings drawing youre pretty much a who

>>210981

shit, i think i messed up

whoa there..

*throws his jarate in your face*

>youre uninteresting and boring
yes
>you can only act cute and thats it
i don't try to act cute tho
do you find me cute
>totally bland person with a shit personality
:(
>work on that
how

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im going to marry human!!!!

am i cute?

yes i think youre annoyingly cute
i want to hate fuck your brains out you stupid faggot

>//<

cute blushing meme arrow

where are the 2 last frames

where am i

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that's all of it
they don't eggsist

*grabs hunan#

did videogames make this

no, he just stole his avatar from one of them.

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i wish i had friends

same t.b.h. f.a.m.

i was taking a shower
did you call me or post number 3341775 annoyingly cute

i wish i was bold and outgoing

what is the source of those yellow comics
i need it

super mega comics

they aren't good
they're just LE RANDUM comics
why do people like this

i'm the guy who posted them and sometimes the wording/phrasing he does is pretty absurd and amusing
it's very hit or miss though

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xDDD

yeah the early ones are ass
actually most of them are ass, it's just occasionally pretty good

please fuck and cuck me

screw another boy in front of me and then make him sit on my face and leak your cum into my mouth

i'm ok with just being fucked desu

i want my bf to mistreat me and make me cry and then hug me afterwards and tells me he cares about me

i want to be emotionally on his leash

thats why i have cuck fantasies

another lonely rainy night

stay safe /trash/

i wanna pound your butt so hard your limbs go slack and you just moan and drool onto the bed

all my nights are lonely and not even rainy s m h

rainy mights are the best and comfiest

i cant sleep

i meants nights not mights

what a silly mistake

sleep on THIS

*replaces your pillow with my butt*

btw you're sleeping on your belly tonight ;)

tfw not sleeping on a cute belly

the music in minecraft was so relaxing and beautiful
i wanna die listening to minecraft music

you can buy it on bandcamp you know
shame most of the guy's other stuff doesn't really compare
it sounds like a lot of bandcamp ambient tho

have you ever tried grindr?

a guy i know learned how to play some of the songs in piano back when we played it and he did it really well
i wish i could play piano
or have a cute bf that would play me cute songs in the piano

dating apps are scary

ah fuckkkkk
https://soundcloud.com/minecraftwizards/11-c418-mice-on-venus
i'm gonna cry

i wish i had someone to play minecraft with
just me an him being comfy

go ahead and cry

pussy

https://soundcloud.com/minecraftwizards/05-c418-living-mice

*cries*

tf2g memeycrafta cuteboi server when

never
minecraft is boring

i agree at this point desu
its soul died with beta 1.7
all the comfy feels just died imo

I gave up on Minecraft when my ten year old cousin kept asking to play it and talking about some guy named Steve. Who the h*ck is Steve?

if you're being serious it's the name of the default character
now there's a gril one too apparently

of course there is a girl

why are devs so turned on by fake equality these days?

why are fags so turned on by my butt these days?

they don't want to cum inside it, do they?

how did tf2g end up so gay?

the internet

Everywhere on the Internet is pretty gay now. Being gay is pretty mainstream. Also, it's the logical end result of realizing all women are material bitches only looking for some dick and some money.

>>3344111
:3

is dotsy cute

yes dotsy, yourre cute

i would grind your cute face into my butt

i shouldnt have bought flavored whey

i have a constant taste of artificial chocolate brownies in my mouth now

suck a lot of dick so your mouth tastes like dick instead

Try washing it out with a glass of milk.

>will never have a boyfriend to give a milk enema so i can drink from his bottom
he would have to be clean ofc

that but with whipped cream

>will never squirt whipped cream out of my butt into an anon's mouth
;_;

does anybody else fart more after anal play?

i hope
[spoiler]i've never done anal play[/spoiler]

why would you hope you fart... like... seriously now... thats weird...

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yep

>those ellipses
i thought you killed yourself

>666
satan waited for hours in australia just to be able to take a giant dump on ellipses anon
rekt

who are ellipses

[spoiler]and why is spoiler tags not working[/spoiler]

some guy that uses ellipses a lot
i think he was just browsing /trash/ and found this thread he prolly doesn't even know what tf2 is

[spoiler]spoiler tags don't work here because there's no reason to use them in this board[/spoiler]

so they named 4 new elements today

118 is named oganesson which pisses me off

all noble gasses have short names that end with -on and this one is like 4 letters longer for no reason

whats even worse is that its named after a person

no other noble gas is named after a person

why you gotta be a unique fucking snowflake and steal the name of a noble gas all for yourself

selfish bastards

maybe oganesson sexually identifies as a noble gas

if they named it after somebody they're probably either old or dead
so no

Fucking nerd lmbo

>wake up
>tf2gfu - last online: 3 minutes ago


does cutting really make you feel better

a) he's not dead
b) cutting does make you feel better, but you should still not do it

oh

i think i'll starve myself instead

thats also not a good idea

you should take to your tf2gfu's tf2gfu about it instead

what does that mean

i wish i was brave enough to hurt myself

i think he might have tried to say
>you should talk to your tf2gfu about it instead

maybe i think idk t b h

but he's offline

send him a message, he'll see it when he comes back online
that is, IF he comes back online
maybe he did die

rip

mfw i CRY

no woman dont cry..

why not

>woman
lol

dont waste your eyes............
ITS ONLY
A
TEEEEEEENAAAAAAAGE
WASTELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

STOP SCREAMING

>he
:x
>she
lol

why this

she is not me

im not talking about you
selfish bastard

oh

i want to post rafl
when is the most active time

now

no it isnt

yes it is

hahhah i lied it's actually like in 8 hours IDIOT

ill just repost the raffle then

hunt me

*hunts you down and EATS you*

mfw i am eaten
x.x

reposting since LEECHES entered

http://tf2r.com/kazaag1.html

s-sorry..

im tired

hi tired!

hello

wanna fuck? ^·^

why :r

why not? :L

the aspect ratio of this *********** episode feels off and my head hurts

>post calling human a tr*nny gets deleted
>human's off-topic blogpost doesn't
does human suck a mod's dick or something

:x

i'm gonna take that as a yes

nice job desu.

I took a personality test. I'm ISFP, apparently.

test where

http://similarminds.com/classic_jung.html

i think mine was isfp too

>all of these vague as fuck questions

what the fuck is "image is important" supposed to mean

what is "I possess an extremely detailed internal map of past memories"

what the fuck man

Those questions don't sound that vague to me.

woow those are a lot of big weird words
the only thing i could answer before giving up was that dislike i myself

what image is it talking about

i dont see any images

its just making things more complicated than they should be

image means how people see you. public image. im guessing.

i got infp.

>>3348666
ha... not really... i dont actually normally type like this... it was for comedic affect... kid

>I like to change, reinvent and experiment with the external world in order to find new and interesting combinations and patterns.
what

I think you should be taking an IQ test instead.

im a INTJ

>>3352763
he, bet youre pretty smart, FAGGOT. lets see you outsmart THIS

*slams your head against a wall and grinds my bone hard cock against your ass*

*makes you into my fuck slave*

haha, nerdy little fags like you are so easy

>based on your results your type is likely - unclear
alright
whatever

so are online iq tests reliable

>>3352801
im probably bigger than you lol

good

ill make your huge cock dangle around worthlessly as i pound your bum

it will just be something nice for me to look at

except thats not how the music goes at all, kiddo

Online IQ tests are mostly bullshit that tell everyone they're a genius, the only reliable IQ test you're going to get is the one your psychiatrist gives you. Probably the same with these personality type tests, but hey, they're a fun time waster. I remember in my psych class in high school our teacher had us take an IQ test and I just barely scored above average. I'd probably score even lower now, desu.

someone on reddit said iq tests arent reliable
even the professional ones

>above average
nerds get out of my board

mbti tests are not given by any reputable psychologists or psychiatrists. you will get a big five test which tells you how accomodating you are or how open to experiences you are, but it won't divide you neatly into personality profiles that make a bunch of generalizations that may apply to you.

also big dick intj will be my bitch

My score was like 105 or something, it wasn't that exceptional.

doom is hard

iq tests are fairly reliable but they make people mad because they say black people are dumb

but black people our dumb!

Black people are dumb, and I say this as a black person.

am i dumb

here ill administer an iq test

*slips finger up your butt*

do you think this is an iq test?

i do not think this is an iq test

""free-iqtest.net"" gave me a 112
i know it's not accurate but sure i'll take it

ok you arent THAT dumb at least

*works in another finger as your butt starts to make squelching sounds when i push in and out*

um

i dont know why youre still talking

i wonder if pinto posts here, since he joined hunt's raffle

i bet he's the one always rping (ie >>3352801 >>3353182 >>3353218)

no pinto joined it because his fuckbuddy sops linked it to it probably

im not pinto

sorry for being annoying

youre not annoying
you turn me on :~)

that makes me feel better

>>3353216
that's really fucking low lol

i already uninstalled OW

im stuck with you fags again

i wish all the tf2gs were naked in a room together and we all shared a bathroom with a shower that only turned on five minutes a day

also the bathroom wouldnt have a door so everybody could watch :3

>>3353429
wanna feel even better?

*lays you down on my bed*

*gently stokes your cock*

*cover my mouth with my hand, turn away a little, and start to moan*

>>3353484
>A score of 100 means that compared to these people in your general age group that you have basically an average intelligence. Most psychologists would say those scoring in a range of 95 to 105 are of a normal intelligence or have an average IQ.
ok

>so everybody could watch :3
im not so sure about this

i am
>getting to watch cute /tf2g/s try to overcome anxiety and pee

>>3353669
that's including 3rd worlders and blacks

120+ or your a retard sorry

aw, you're adorable

*licks your dick like it's a lollipop*

fuck off to >>>/pol/ with this bullcrap

>when you use first person present instead of third person present in your *action* and you regret it

*strokes your hair*

*wants to cum soon so i can pull your qt face up to my mouth and kiss you*

<3

>>3353842
uh
i am a 3rd worlder

>>3353942
explains your low score

*invades your country*

thats what you get for being poor

*valiantly fights you off*
and dont come back

dodge this...

*nukes*

*dickslaps the nuke off*
easy

nuke inside my ass

*cock explodes inside you, with my scalding hot seed filling your stomach*

guys this is pretty gomosexual

please stop

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i did a bunch of iq tests and my iq is around 130 according to them lol

20 minutes left
>>3350923

i am so angry and frustrated at everything
i wanna die

>>3353216
i got 145

is that smart

is this test even reliable

is iq even a good calculation of intelligence

what happened

i want to know

maybe i can help

>>3354825
i don't know
why do you ask me
i wouldn't know because my iq is 112

>>3354858
im asking you because you brought up iq


also are we doing the replying thing now

online IQ tests are not indicative of anything, real IQ tests are but they're expensive and not worth taking.

i did an iq test in the army and got better than average :o

isnt "better than average" just means you are increasing the average, which makes you closer to the average than before?

That's now how averages work.

how do i work

im guessing you got below average

you dont

haaaaaaaaaaaaa rekt

oh

if in a class of 10 students, the average is 75

and then another student joined and is getting 100

then he increased the class average by 2 percent

is fact

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this thread fucking sucks
post drawn homosexual anthropomorphic animal pornography

i won a raffle

can i add you

why

:x

oh ok nvm

*impales human*

xwx

why is jabroni so slow

accept the offer

Give him a break, he's just BR.

that's offensive

oh i didnt mean to be offensive

im sorry jabroni

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someone do this to me

dude wtf

what's wrong

being decapitated kills you

yeah
exactly

do you really want to die

yeah

>do that
>not that fun because you bleed and shit everywhere
>leave a ton of DNA evidence
>get apprehended by police
bad idea

just tell them i was into it they'll understand

i wanna get a suicidal bf and make him happy and dedicated to me

>>3353524
*takes his daily 3000kcal shit and shamelessly unleashes protein farts*

*begs to have you sit on my face while you fart*

dont you gain weight like that though?

wouldn't you get to experience more love from someone if you remained alive?

im bulking & lifting weights because i want to be the STRONGEST

*does squats on your face*

i dont like when people talk about my existance

*sees you benchlifting*
*approaches you*
*rests my bulge on your forehead*
hey bro.....

>"but youve got your demons

>and shes got her regrets"

what did he meant by this

i dont know who said this but i like punching demons in the face

these threads move fast now

its on the jabronies profile

39 pages m8

it is lyrics of a song
i think

you are absolutely right!
heres the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWs-lVa8Oc

tell me if you like it

>9 to one post to IP ratio
HOLY CR*P WHAT CANCER

>>3356374
im relieved that at least there's drums and guitars in that song

its a bit slow tho

Hello i am new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qao_fxw7ac

is my fav

>>3356488
*farts*
get used to the smell, i do that a lot (^;

Thats nasty

sounds good anon

yeah kind of

it turns me on but its a really divisive fetish

like that tf2g whos into tickling?

into tickling, are you?

*binds your hands, pulls them above your head, and starts darting my tongue over your armpits*

*slaps you in the back of your head*
cut that out faggot

did this nigger just slap you with his hands tied?

what did he slap you with?

you are not me

you're not me either

neither of you is me

*KILLS everyone and eats their flesh*

>Mord no longer uses mordecai as avatar
is he no longer a degenerate like us?

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girls r scary

i do not like mordx

do you like me

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if you have nothing nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all

so since there is an infinite amount of parallel universes, there is an unlimited amount of universes where i already don't exist anymore?

fuck you

there is a universe where that is currently happening