Hunger Games Thread
First 48 tributes accepted, provide name, image, and gender (if unclear). No duplicate entries.
Yukkuri Reimu
Mikan Tsumiki
Kurumi
Nymph
Klopp
>>3339813
Kaguya Houraisan
Joshua Graham
Lord Dimple
>>3339807
Exactly.
Dan the Man
Juri Han
Sunset
Matsuda
Joel Matip
Ash Crimson
Abomination
>>3339813
Madoka
Number 6
A faggot
>>3339813
Ramlethal Valentine
HTML Artist
Benny Goodman
>>3339813
Spike
Corrin
Tatsuta
Miriel
Premier Soviet
The United Kingdom
The 399th mobile infantry
Marko Grujic
Lord Beerus
Valentine
Nasty Gengar
>>3339813
Russia
I'm back, with more political jokes this time!
>>3339813
Nepgear
the glowing man
sleepy maria-chan
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Eggman-kun
Kuroneko
>>3339813
Empress
Zen Skelly
Alex Mason
>>3339813
Fujiwara no Mokou
Prince Bubblegum
>>3339813
Specter
Gilver
Iceberg-chan
Julion Alvarez
FFDP
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM
Haise Sasaki
>>3339813
King Kaito
The Player
Shalashaska
>>3339884
Oй блять
The Crimson Demon
American Man
>>3339873
>literally picking worst Awakening girl
>Shit nigga what you doing?!
>>3339878
oh shit he bout to do it
D.Va
Sol Badguy
Baki Hanma
>>3339918
Ah? Do I know you?
>>3339930
Jin
>>3339872
Holy fucking shit if you are going to defend such shit code you should kill yourself
Both sides are shit, man code is shit in that picture because no comments on explaining what it does, and woman's code is shit because the code is far too long, and far too many unneccesary comments
>>3339884
Oh thank the heavens! I was looking forward to more since you left!
>>3339835
How did you die? If you don't mind me asking.
Who here is the best at image editing?
>>3339931
I want to see bane edit that says Sol Bigguy
>>3339926
>Worst
That isn't Flavia though? Seriously, I don't have any problem with anyone in Awakening. Except maybe Gangrel and Aversa.
>>3339937
No. I am Soviet. Successor of Russian Empire.
>>3339888
WAKE UP
>>3339953
depends on what you want and if im not feeling lazy
Check for errors. Swaps are allowed for exactly 5 minutes. Swaps cannot be denied, the first person to request swapping in a tribute will be swapped, no exceptions. If I think you're not a legit swap, I won't make it, this is up to my own discretion.
>>3339956
>Oh..right. Aversa exists. Carry on then, Anon.
>>3339950
To be honest, I don't even remember. I've been a spirit for a long time.
>>3339953
Either one of these : Aikawa/Matsuda/Maria/Ririchiyo/Spike/Mokou.
>>3339960
A corpse should be left well alone!
>>3339965
>>3339950
Well, I am back with even better jokes!
What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.
Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.
>>3339958
But I am Soviet... Are you mocking me?
>>3339976
Hey dude it's bedtime man
>>3339973
Swap him in, and tell him to be faster. Please.
>>3339867
>>3339917
So can we form a group to shit on maria?
>>3339973
Let's go comrades.
>>3339986
Then my real name is Dimitri. Soviet is codename of sorts.
>laughs nervously
(Better not be the Stalinist Russia)
>>3339973
Just like old times, Soviet?
>>3339973
Yo, give my spot>>3339844
To this guy>>3339934
Not like I need it anyway.
>>3339832
Reposting for your review and approval.
>>3340000
T-thank you Spike, I'll try to be quicker next time
>>3339984
why is she sitting on shinji's fucking robot?
>>3339990
>Only 2:15 am. I'd sleep for two hours already if NXT Takeover wasn't on :^)
>>3339973
Looks good.
Let's go District 2.
>>3339973
Got to say,I like my district.
>>3340017
Just like old times old chap
>>3340026
If he won't get in it, I will!
>>3340022
I worry about you. Hate to think you were slowing down as you got older.
>>3340021
>What were these again?
>>3340037
>>3339973
At the same second. Is there any time left?
>>3339860
>>3339913
>>3340039
пeдик eбaть!!! Stealing my th-...THUNDER!
>>3340013
Ah! Now that I know your name, I want to welcome you to Soviet Russia!
Thank goodness you weren't mocking me, because we don't want children who don't play nice, дa?
>>3339954
>It doesn't exist.
Friendly reminder that everything written on the internet is true, and that you should't think for yourself and don't question anything
>>3339978
That's good I suppose, I think that's something you'd want to forget..
>>3339986
These are amazing... Why did that one guy not like them?!
>>3340057
Rammy.... Why, please no...
>>3340046
T-that's not the reason !
>>3340021
>diplomat
>>3340011
Them waking up every day and having to be Mariafag is probably punishment enough. Just be grateful you'll never be that ignorant or cancerous.
>>3340065
I live in Soviet Russia блять. We try play nice. But in CS:GO, it's different story.
>>3340073
Maybe i should have said i wish for a bane edit.
Am I a boogeyman?
>>3340080
Sure it isn't. Have fun out there. Keep an eye on our favourite girls for me, would ya?
>>3340075
I'd rather forget about some of the things I happened not too long ago. Like when I lost most of my power for example.
>>3340096
(You)
>>3340096
You're a faggyman tbqh
>>3340096
You can be anything you want, little guy. Just keep believing in that.
>>3340074
let your country control your soul
>>3340096
of course not
>>3340096
Nope. Thats hoshi
>>3339992
You're a lfie saviour, Anon!
>>3340102
I'll make sure they make it to the end
>>3340096
You're a lovelyman <3
>>3340090
CS:GO? Is that an American game? Forgive me if I am wrong, but I don't spend to much time on the Internet...
>>3340075
It is nice to hear that someone likes my jokes!
A kindergarten group is on a walk in a park, and they see a baby hare. These are city kids who have never seen a hare. "Do you know who this is?" asks the teacher. No one knows. "Come on, kids", says the teacher, "He's a character in many of the stories, songs and poems we are always reading." Finally one kid works out the answer, pats the hare and says reverently, "So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"
>>3340036
Thanks...whatever you are.
>>3340091
>Maybe someday, anon.
>>3340037
The thought's appreciated. It's a step up from murdering me.
>>3340018
Oh? Thank you.
>>3340075
It is fine. My sister is there to take any place I would have and do better.
>>3340138
If you say so. I just wanted to see you get murdered.
>>3340126
Just don't forget to look out for yourself as well, alright? I'll be out here rootin' for ya.
>>3340134
Yes... You're jokes are good too but your are a bit out of touch.
>>3339953
I'm p good at it. Especially at removing watermarks.
>46 UIDS
HGA IS SAVED
>>3340144
Yeah, whatever, Knock 'em dead, kiddo.
>>3340155
I'll be fine as always, thank you again Spike
>>3340165
To be fair, I AM the biggest country, so I don't have time for things like these.
>>3340175
>>3340103
You've lost power? You can still be invisible and go through walls right? What did you uses to be like?
>>3340134
It took me a second, but that got me as soon as I figured it out I.... Jesus why are these getting me so much?!
>>3340148
I really am rubbing off on you aren't I...?
Hoshi is a ninny.
Fuck (You) guys, I wanted to be an HG boogeyman.
>>3340192
>>3340192
You in the wrong neighborhood pretty girl
>>3340185
You're very welcome.
>>3340200
>kissu
>>3340148
Cheerful today, aren't you?
>>3339973
Let's get down to business.
>>3340191
Ok. Keep doing what you are doing papa.
>>3340192
Remove
>>3340197
It is our Soviet humor, my friend. We are rivialling America in jokes, among many other things.
A secretary is standing outside the Kremlin as Marshal Zhukov leaves a meeting with Stalin, and she hears him muttering under his breath, "Murderous moustache!". She runs in to see Stalin and breathlessly reports, "I just heard Zhukov say 'Murderous moustache'!" Stalin dismisses the secretary and sends for Zhukov, who comes back in. "Who did you have in mind with 'Murderous moustache'?" asks Stalin. "Why, Iosef Vissarionovich, Hitler, of course!" Stalin thanks him, dismisses him, and calls the secretary back. "And who did you think he was talking about?"
>>3340200
You already are with you being Booker and all
>>3340197
Like a tumor.
>>3340230
I may be happier than usual. I can not tell.
>>3340236
14/10
BLOODBATH, LET'S GET IT KICKING.
We're going to get a lot of complaints about the arguing coming from that room, aren't we?
Mr. Goodman chooses the other way to win, not to play at all. Bubblegum feels a little better about his odds
What a faggot, didn't even call the police when he saw a crime scene!
I'm not a strange woman, I'm a man.
Russia never has been the most forward thinking place on earth.
I don't think we would have let that....thing.....in anyways.
Don't tell the fire chief about this, alright guys? We'd get in a lot of trouble.
Marko surprisingly doesn't smell of sweat.
Nymph, dear, this isn't THAT sort of hotel. I believe you're looking for the motel down the road.
*ahem* sorry about the whispering, I lost my voice doing all this commentary
Kaguya, this is in fact not my own code. You've probably read about it many times.
Hey, long as you got money, you can stay. Doesn't matter if you're not sure how you got here.
Miriel, why are you outside? Why are walking away from the hotel? You dumbass, get back here!
>>3340057
Around a minute was left, fortunately for him.
>>3340192
>>3340240
Please don't tell me there are people who unironically believe Adachi was booker...
>>3340245
>>3340230
>I'd like you two to meet Asuka R. Kreuz.
>>3340021
It certainly looks nice, and while I am appreciative of your efforts... I have no way of knowing what exactly this is.
>>3340272
boi
>>3340197
"Stronger" is really the only word I can use to describe it. I can still do most of the normal things though. Invisibility, entering ethereal form, possession.
>>3340272
I don't have enough time to listen to all that, so I'm getting out of here!
>>3340236
Wait wait, before I die of laughter, my name is Kaito!
>>3340245
Aww, that's sweet of you Rammy, you want a hug?
>>3340272
Good luck everyone!
>>3340272
Word of advice buddy. Last time a woman invited me to her room i woke up tied up and my wallet gone. The CO was not pleased.
>>3340272
Off to the races!
>>3340272
T-thank you, strange voices
>>3340293
Kaito... Kaito... Yep, I will remember it! You will be laid in state, right next to dear Lenin!
An old crone had to wait for two hours to get on a bus. Bus after bus arrived full up with passengers, and she was unable to squeeze herself in as well. When she finally did manage to clamber aboard one of them, she wiped her forehead and exclaimed, "Finally, glory to God!" The driver said, "Mother, you must not say that. You must say 'Glory to comrade Stalin!'." "Excuse me, comrade," the woman replied. "I'm just a backward old woman. From now on I'll say what you told me to." After a while, she continued: "Excuse me, comrade, I am old and stupid. What shall I say if, God forbid, Stalin dies?" "Well, then you may say, 'Glory to God!'"
>>3340272
Let's go
>>3340272
I'm going to tear your throat out if you don't stop complaining about the programming.
>>3340284
...
That's a pretty fucking bold move, showing your sorry face around here.
>Wew lad
>>3340245
Well, I'm not dead. It's a start.
>>3340200
I honestly wonder why you still come here
>>3340319
Ukraine > Russia
:^)
>>3340272
Courting with demons? I'm a professional, not an incubus.
>>3340284
...
>I already know that (spoiler) dies but I don't remember reading about this.
>>3340293
...Unsure. Just focus on the match now.
>>3340323
Exactly. A start. It is far from being finished.
>>3340323
>>3340272
Why would you even watch this garbage?
>>3340332
She is a hot mother too... Блять I am not thinking straight...
>>3340292
If you ever want to posses me to make friends with people that can't see you that's fine, this body is just a puppet after all..
>>3340319
What is your name may I ask? While I'm holding my sides...
>>3340344
Yes Ma'am!
>>3340358
Ivan Braginsky, but my name is Russia!
>>3340358
I wouldn't do something like that to you.
Plus, you'd wind up with big red dots on your cheeks. You don't want that, do you?
>>3340344
Well, I hope it doesn't take too much time. I'm busy.
>>3340349
Shut up. Freddie is a great musician.
games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
Do it
>>3340272
Excuse me, sir? All the rooms here are non-smoking; you're lucky you didn't set off an alarm.
The spirit is being haunted. That's something else.
Yes, our casino is an attraction for miles around! Many people who aren't staying here use it.
Your doors lock automatically, don't be silly you two. Also, if another guest is being too rowdy, don't hesitate to call the front desk.
Though in the case of crying at night, maybe you shouldn't. Ever watched Barton Fink?
Strange, pets aren't allowed here. We'll have staff investigate.
Of course the beds are comfortable, can't have people avoiding us because of something so essential!
Mikan, have you been stealing from the hospital?
Janus, the damages for that radio will be added to your bill. We will throw you out if it happens again.
I'm in the staff room. Hardly vanished.
Rate depends on the room!
Oh yes, I forgot to mention, a bunch of Eagles fans are staying here for a convention. Though Mr. Lebowski hates the Eagles, they seem to appreciate his garb.
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>>3340386
W-what's that noise?! Reveal yourself at once!
>>3340386
I'm going to have nightmares about this for awhile...
>>3340386
Well, if it's weaker then me I can just eat it.
It's really hard to focus on that spirit with all this noise though.
>>3340386
Knife making me move faster. Is first thing you learn
>>3340386
Christ on a bike, mate
>>3340386
Shhh, don't make any noise
>>3340386
I-wah? Wh-What the heck was that?!
>>3340386
It is probably just Mokou crying over being a failure.
We should do our best to take pity on them and ignore it.
>>3340386
Lets throw some sandbags on that door. Just to be safe.
>>3340367
So what would be better? Ivan or Russia?
>>3340370
I suppose the dots might be a problem, but if you ever feel the need go right ahead!
>>3340386
... I can't shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen..
>hotel code again
>>3340386
Stay behind me.
>>3340331
Because I have no life and work from the computer, you silly Anon.
>>3340437
host a different game then
go ahead anon. we'll wait
>>3340449
Fuck off, Rudolph, it's only June.
>>3340445
Is this really what you want anon?
>>3340428
No, really.
Plus, possessing computers isn't really something I've tried at this power level.
>>3340437
>mfw I like Hotel
>>3340449
Every time I see huge cow tits like this I get the urge to pop them with something sharp.
Anyone else? No? Just me? Okay...
>>3340386
Thank god. Give me the strongest you got.
>>3340344
>Also, Robo-Ky and Zappa are back, albeit NPC's as far as I know.
>>3340425
>>3340386
Never really cared in the first place.
>>3340465
Christmas in June, my man.
>>3340477
>Nigger Rei
Exterminate, now.
helo, it is i, Vraeths long lost cousin, Braeth
>>3340449
>No one will ever play Homura
>>3340466
n-no
>>3340386
Night 1
It seems Mikan isn't the only one with a psychotropic drug habit around here. I wasn't aware robots could feel the effects.
Why wouldn't you stay in your rooms during the night? That's the entire point of a hotel!
Hmm, probably just a guest dropped something in their room.
Fatigue can be the result of blood loss. Not surprising she's sleepy given that.
Fortunately for you two, utilities aren't added to the bill.
Well of course a footballer is going to run. It's his job. Doesn't mean you should do it too.
Kaguya, this behavior is absolutely unacceptable. The damages will be added to your bill, and we may be forced to ask you to leave. Security will be called if you do not comply.
Skelly, the door locks from the inside. You can still open it. There's even a thermostat in there, just turn it up!
Mikan is really tripping hard now.
Children honestly scare you, the burned man?
Yes, the floor is a large square. You need to take the stairs or the elevator to not run in circles.
The hotel is not responsible for stolen items.
>>3340496
delet this
>>3340508
who gives a shit?
>>3340386
well are you going to tell me or not?
>>3340500
Then shut the fuck up, I'll bitch like a fag if I want
>>3340506
I don't know what's worse. The scratching or the talking.
>>3340506
Just a mirage.
>>3340471
Well alright, but again if the need ever arises, I'm here.
>>3340506
W-why is there all this blood?! What do you mean you can't see it? Are cats color blind?
>>3340506
Janus, is that you purging demons again?
>>3340506
Where the fuck is my LP?
>>3340506
N-now is not the time to panic
>>3340546
Negative. That was not me.
>>3340506
Fucking kids...
>>3340513
no
>>3340506
I tried going out the Hotel's front door but it the handle was broken. As for the back door... it was blocked off by a pile of meat. For the "quality establishment" you claim to be you really do not do a good job of maintaining this dump. Now, I will be taking my leave, without paying for that window. Or this one.
>bust another window
>flies out the busted window
>>3340506
Day 2
The spirit continues to see spirits.
Oh yes, that window has always been a bother. If you'd like, we can have someone look at it while you're out.
The walls here aren't particularly thick. Most likely the Eagles convention I mentioned earlier
We employ a top of the line culinary staff here, and the restaurant is, of course, open to non-guests.
Ok, so we don't allow windows to be opened at all. Causes a lot of various issues, but the real issue is you two breaking into all the other rooms.
Klopp, you aren't a player anymore, stop this.
Awful rude of you, Eggman-kun.
Kaito is having a bad trip, man.
Our staff also includes a renowned mixologist tending bar. His sudden appearance is most likely due to your lack of peripheral vision.
>>3340513
Lithisto kill me pls, save me.
>>3340506
We're screwed, no matter what we do.
>>3340578
yes
*reaches for nodachi*
or else.....
>>3340563
This place is creeping me and my men out.Cant you call some of your buddies for a extraction and glass this hotel? My comms aint working for some reason.
>>3340591
*smashes a mug over your head and you die*
May you rest in piece.
*sips spilled coffee of your head*
>>3340538
No, really, I insist that you don't even offer it.
>>3340589
Well, they're not any stronger than me so far. That's good.
>>3340589
...Just listen.
>>3340589
Only if you pull your weight. One team one fight.
>>3340589
THAT FUCKING HURTS!
we
>>3340619
thunks bru
>>3340589
Ohhhh...n-no way out, we're trapped her, like mice in a maze!
>>3340636
like
>>3340589
Fuck, it's warmer than the Sudan in here
>>3340589
I-I'm sorry to impose, I'd just feel safer with the army with me...
>>3340627
Why's that? But alright, if you insist...
>>3340478
>I knew about Zappa but I had no idea about Robo-Ky. I'll have to check out the story sometime.
>>3340358
I will cheer for you along my sister. Go Kaito
Dont give this (You)'s
>>3340638
np
>>3340589
No, I don't but if you keep asking me then you'll be the source of theem
<<3340649
ok
>>3340602
I am not scared, but I can feel something heretical about this place. My comm are not working either and I ca-
>you witness the events of >>3340589
>>3340649
Day be sum tig ole bitties.
>Smooch.
>>3340589
Night 2
I think he would have been able to catch it, but your own strength is quite impressive
Deepest apologies Mr. Mason. This night is on the house. We'll have a plumber look into the issue as soon as is convenient for you.
The outdoor pool closes at 11:00 PM sharp, miss.
That's not a mirror, sir.
Mr. Kaito, if you plan on staying for such an extended period, please do make a reservation now, for yourself and your empress.
Oh yes, Manny the mannequin! He, "takes coats," for the guests. A coat rack if I'm being too obtuse, Mr. Six.
It's probably already on the team bus, correct?
Read the instructions on the telephone, Mr. Skelly.
>3340649
>buries face in
>>3340645
Alright, I might as well be honest with you.
I'm looking for a strong body to possess. Preferably one to keep.
Someone tried to exorcise me not too long back and I ended up losing my physical body as well as most of my powers.
>>3340687
Nasty.
>>3340687
I swear, I'll never come back in this hotel
>>3340646
>This is what I found. There's another one with his head carrying away Venom somewhere.
<>3340649
>>3340687
PTSD GO AWAY
>>3340687
He's lost his mind.
>>3340706
Das one messy room mane.
>>3340665
JANUS NOOO!
YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE GONNA PAY!
>>3340687
I cant take this anymore! I need back up! Someone just killed my best mate Janus!
>>3340646
Oh so you don't want to test your strength against your older sister? Thanks for the confidence booster though!
>>3340687
E-empress? Oh my.. I wish to call someone that eventually..
>>3340698
Oh hey! Couldn't you just posses a comatose person? I think no one would mind..
>wake up
>want to die
>take 4 hours to convince myself to get out of bed
>kill me
>go to work
>hate myself
>come home
>go to bed
>pray l don't wake up
>repeat
>>3340687
>He throws him into the wall, and holds his sword to his neck.
Next time, you won't be so lucky.
>>3340725
>It isn't mine.
>>3340687
Day 3
I hope you enjoyed your stay Mr. Hanma. A token of our appreciation.
Yes, it isn't open 24/7, Mr. Crimson. You aren't allowed back there either, health code.
Well, you did request that particular room. It isn't unusual for friends of the same gender to share a budget room to save money. There is a couch!
>>3340703
Sir, please reconsider! We apologize deeply for this, and will reduce your bill by half.
