HG Thread
Didn't see the image limit at first.
Reposting slide.
>>3331012
Then why does it take you so long ?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3331016
From a guy called Wolnir. And I forgot to tell you.
He's still alive. Goodluck handling him.
>>3331022
Sometimes you have to wait for the right moment to get the most out of something, there's no reason to be rushing things
>>3331029
Hehehehe
>yfw Elly is in ERP >>3330967
>>3330981 (Vraeth)
Shapeshifting? I see i am not the only one capable of that. But maybe your secrets shall be revealed soo- Hmm?
>A small light blooms up as we converse
>"Howl, you shouldn't speak with this person. I feel dark energies sparkling from her"
>>3331000
>>3331013
If thats what you wish for, i shall not hesitate.
>He casts a ball of fire straight towards the creature
>>3331029
I better stay hidden from this one.
>>3331036
This sounds like an excuse to your slowness
>>3331029
I'll just cook some food and put it out before it attracts a bear.
>>3331029
Guess I didn't need that, anyways.
>>3331038
Seems like another ava to shitpost
>>3331045
Well, it's not
>>3331003
Fema....Izaya? You are crazier than you was....
>inhales
...i like it...
>>3331039
Why should i tell you my...secrets?
>notices the light
Does that person knows me?
You made me curious....
>>3331055
I enjoy raiding...
>tfw I want to pick up an ava but know I won't be able to do him justice
>>3331055
Ewww
>>3331061
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
>>3331029
>>3331013
W-We really didn't get along.
>>3331068
If you won't, who will?
I think everyone thinks like this.
Just do it mate
>>3331068
>I dropped Kotori for the same fucking reason.
>>3330958
Does this look like a hammer? It is a fine tool! It is not meant for direct blows!
>>3331068
So? No one does. Pick whoever you want.
>>3331070
Ditto
>>3331088
Don't worry, I wont charge for this, but I can't promise it would be the best treatment you can get.
>>3331055
I have told you before. I have no interest of loving a person of the same gender.
>>3331063
>The small light flies up and looks straight at you cautiously
Oh him? This is Calcifer, a demon i saved many years ago from dying out. He can sense the magic of other beings.
kero kero~
>>3331088
Go away, this is mine !
>>3331096
I thought you would be mad because I used your favorite sentence
>>3331104
>cums in
>>3331106
Why would anyone get upset over that?
>>3331063
Fuck off you speccy cunt.
>>3331085
You never know what it'd do in terms of damage, Here try it on me. Hit me in the head and I'll tell you how much it hurts.
>>3331124
Where is he, damn it?
>>3331124
What do skeletons have for breakfast?
>>3331124
You should be dead by now
>>3331126
I would be if someone used my favorite line.
>>3331124
>>3331128
>shouts
You are talking too LOUD!!!
>>3331101
A demon you say? Huh..a servant a better word for it...
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>doesn't really know how to do the dinosaur
>>3331134
>>3331139
>>3331139
Well, I sure hope nobody uses it then
>>3331128
No! It is a delicate tool! You wouldn't use your finest kitchenware to pick up seawater, this also applies to this! My staff has one use, and one use only: Being an opening to release my magic prowess!
>>3331149
>/hga/
>It feels so old
>>3331154
It's been awhile since I used it myself
>>3331157
That was pretty easy
>>3331149
>>3331155
Sounds like someones scared.
I'm sure it's a strong staff that can take a simple hit.
And if you don't try then you can't judge what it'd do to that other girl.
>>3331157
Fucking cunt
>>3331149
>>3331173
>>3331176
Had to save it down, it was verry funny.
>>3331124
>>3331139
>He groans painfully as the loses his limbs
I am not, but i'll have to find a strong spell for these to grow out again.
>>3331141
He's a friend, not a servant as you claim.
>The demon sticks a tongue out provoked from being called a servant
>"Hey there miss glowy.You better be careful with those words"
>>3331157
>He waves with his arms. But instead of a sparkling light, a gas is being formed instead.
Oh whoops!
>>3331189
That cat is very dangerous, someone has to take care of him.
>>3331189
Winner next slide.
>>3331213
...
That was yogurt, I swear
>>3331213
I saw that, you freak, I'm not taking anything from there.
>>3331213
Congrats!
>>3331227
Good job, Shinka.
>>3331225
>>3331227
Liar! I wanted some of that food!
>smites
>>3331233
Thanks for playing, y'all.
>>3331233
Congratulations to the winner.
And thanks for giving us this game.
>>3331233
>>3331227
I'll get you on day...
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting !
>>3331233
Congratulations, miss. And thank for for having us, sir.
>>3331238
thanks for hosting
>>3331225
Ewwww.
>>3331198
Well...how a demon managed to get so deep to be in need a mortal helping hand?
>>3331238
Congratz for the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>3331233
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting.
>>3331240
>>3331243
Thank you all.
>>3331192
kys
>>3331233
>>3331238
Thank you for hosting.
>>3331238
Thanks for hosting mate.
First 24
>>3331271
Shalashaska
>>3331173
What line?
''I like dick a lot''?
Fuck you cunts I'm going to sleep.
Give me attention so I can have good dreams.
>>3331251
He fell from the sky and his life was about to burn out. I felt bad for him so i offered my heart to him.
>>3331271
Howl
>>3331271
Joshua Graham
>>3331271
Komori Hinako
>>3331271
Shinka Nibutani
>>3331279
I hope you get murdered in your sleep.
>>3331279
Rest well mister.
>>3331271
Gravelord Nito
>>3331276
Yeah, that one
>>3331279
Good (You), (You) well, Have a (You) night, Don't let the (You)s bites you
>>3331271
Number 6
>>3331279
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>3331271
Elly
Keep 'em coming. This isn't b8.
>>3331279
Touhou Remover Hitler
>>3331271
COOLPHISTO
>>3331302
The Player
>>3331271
Sliver Queen
>>3331271
Furry porn
>>3331271
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3331271
Eggman-kun
>>3331271
Mr bones
>>3331271
Braeth
>>3331302
Bushi
>>3331271
Lord Beerus
>>3331271
Vraeth
>>3331281
His heart?
>>3331317
>>3331323
Need 5 more
>>3331271
Ice Poseidon
>>3331317
Am i turning into a meme?
I would like to...avoid it...I have to tell she looks pretty cool.
>>3331271
Izuru Kamukura
>>3331330
Prince Bubblegum
>>3331334
kys yosugay
1 more
>>3331330
Leni Loud
>>3331323
No my heart. He has been bound with me for a very long time now.
>>3331333
>>3331317
OH GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYINGMING
Check 'em
>>3331330
Misato
>>3331271
Ross
The Crimson Demon
>>3331355
Looks good, I think.
>>3331355
I think it'll be fine.
>>3331355
>>3331360
Give her my spot, I will leave soon anyway
>>3331355
Looks like i am paired with the soldier this time.
Good luck to everyone.
guys when is prom
>>3331355
I *suppose* it will do.
>>3331370
thank god
>>3331355
If you don't mind swapping me
>>3331342
With
>>3331367
>>3331378
What have I done this time ?
>>3331381
this bitch is breathing
>>3331355
Ready, sir.
>>3331373
Haven't you heard? Prom's Cancelled.
>>3331373
it's cancelled
>>3331382
What ?
Swaps were made.
We begin.
>>3331379
Your sacrifice is noted.
>>3331395
AGAIN!?
>>3331395
Why are we running from an unavoidable eventuality? We might as well give up now.
>>3331395
Why did I take any of these? N-Now if anyone sees me they'll think I'm some weirdo!
>>3331402
Yeah. This game is designed to be Anti-Youkai.
>>3331395
>He shooks his head while giggling
You are a strange fella.
>>3331402
This game is youkai racist
>>3331410
thirsty
>>3331418
60% of the current populi is female. Literally me trying to open up a conversation will brand me as thirsty.
>>3331427
I'll just leave you guys, I don't want to get into trouble now.
...
W-Wait, you guys did what?
>>3331427
Someone must think they're hilarious.
>>3331427
I don't need any of you to train. With any luck, you'll all be dead from some freak accident so I won't need to deal with you.
>>3331437
Hunt.
>>3331427
>He groans once again as his limbs is cut off
The spell i tried last time worked fine. It shall do so again.
>>3331410
>>3331417
Clearly. I'll simply have to surpass such harsh limitations.
>>3331183
>>3331312
Good luck, Eila.
>>3331453
Hunt, of course! That explains everything!
...
No it doesn't! You guys just killed that dog!
>>3331463
I'l just rest here and forget about everything for now.
>>3331463
>>3331466
Thanks, Sanya!
>>3331463
Running was...pointless... Why didn't you finish me earlier...? Fool...
>>3331463
I really didn't need this. But i will see if i can find use for it sometime soon.
>>3331460
You can't surpass what is implemented in the system.
>>3331434
thirsty
>>3331468
A kill is the desired outcome of a hunt.
>>3331486
It can only be made so powerful, I simply need to overcome that!
>>3331434
>caring about being called names
>giving shitposters stuff to shitpost you about
>>3331463
It doesn't matter.....
>>3331490
Y-You had no reason to hunt on day one.
>>3331494
Thanks, I guess. I'm not sure if this'll be useful or not.
>>3331494
I don't believe we agreed to anything here.
So the wedding will not commence.
>>3331489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>3331492
Still. What were you talking yesterday? I fell asleep due to excess mana usage.
>>3331497
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>3331505
It is our reason for being here.
>>3331519
Everyone who posts a carrot nose smiley face is cancer by default
>>3331498
>>3331352
>In case you didn't see. Unless you didn't have anything else to add.
>>3331531
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
>>3331494
Wow..
>>3331510
I knew your taste is...strange..
>>3331530
So you're a hunter... bug?
>>3331531
:^)
>>3331519
>Linking the same video twice separately
Cancer.
>>3331531
Everyone who hates :^) is cancer by default.
>>3331551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
:^)
>>3331352
>>3331532
>i did not.
So you..gave your heart to a demon..so he can..bound with you?
>>3331551
>calling people cancer
Zeka virus.
>>3331541
Do NOT use the word!
>>3331547
Ahhhhhh! Where did these knives and blood c-come from?
>>3331561
It's Zika you jackalope
>>3331519
Hm...? I'm afraid I simply can't remember that, sir.
>>3331547
>laughs maniacly, then stares at Howl
Come back! I've more for you!!!
>>3331563
I-I'm sorry! I won't call you a bug again even if you look like one!
>>3331566
G-Gomenesai ;-;
>>3331567
Whatever this is about a job...
>>3331080
>wanting to pick up Kotori
Ur such an fgt Maoaoaodao
>>3331573
Appearances mean nothing. Do not forget this.
>>3331591
O-Okay. If I can't call you a bug, what should I call you then?
>>3331583
Oh! I was a gatekeeper, of course, for my mistress. Which reminds me, I simply can't stick around here, I have to return to Gensokyo at once!
>>3331540
I mentioned earlier that i don't have taste for the same gender. So i wonder how this became a thing.
>>3331560
Precisely. And he enhances my magic too which i find good.
>>3331572
>As he runs to prepare himself further, he looks back at you
You really wish to see what i am capable of?
>>3331575
Human papillomavirus
>>3331588
Go die LF.
>>3331607
Apologies, but i am not interested right now.
>>3331612
I'm working on it my man.
>>3331607
I should stop listening to strangers. These activities are really
...
disgusting.
>>3331591
I have to disagree...
Sometimes appearances can change things...like terrifying humans....
>>3331573
>giggles
>>3331599
>giggles more
>>3331609
Magic...how uncreative..
Capaable? Hah...i'm not in the mood for that..
>>3331626
>Capaable
>>3331606
No... something about a gatekeeper and a new mistress of yours in this place. I heard you're a gatekeeper of this place.
>>3331617
>>3331625
Don't worry, I am also working on it.
>>3331599
We are the Sliver.
>>3331621
>I can't get over these events we share, it's hilarious.
>>3331626
They can be employed in that way, the intent is still what matters.
>>3331628
Its like fuck the law...fuck the grammar, fuck capaable new meme
>>3331636
Hmmm.
>>3331633
Of...this place? Certainly not! Due to the very nature if it, I don't think I could ever hope to regulate this at all.
>>3331633
Sounds pretty damn good my man. Soon enough we'll all be ded at this pace.
>>3331626
W-What's so funny? Is something on my face?
>>3331630
I'll just warm myself up for now, maybe that way I'll forget everything that happened today.
>>3331636
W-We? Is that your family name?
>>3331626
Some magic is far from uncreative when using it correctly.
>He says as crow-like wings bursts out from his back
>>3331630
I must apologize, for i have no time to waste as i must head on.
>>3331648
>chitters
In a way.
>>3331646
I don't know you seem to mention that sometime yesterday. It seems I must have misheard it somehow. Oh yeah, Yesterday ends up in Youkai Racism and you tried to use Human Racism on me.
>>3331647
Nothing's better than dying.
>>3331647
>>3331633
Let's all share a gallon of bleach together while we write down our last will.
winkie face
>>3331681
OwO
>>3331670
Its time to resupply.
>He goes around to search for various fruits and berries
Its high noon
>>3331668
I see. It's been a long time since I had to introduce myself to an entire family. My name is Komori Hinako. N-Nice to meet you.
>>3331670
W-Wait! It feels like I'm being carried like a prince-
...
D-Did I just die?
>>3331676
I don't remember that at all.
>>3331681
'u'
>>3331688
>>3331670
I-I thought it was a mummy, I got scared...
>>3331703
>>3331668
This will be quite complicated. Unless you have some form of insertion.
>>3331691
I compared you with Subaru.
>>3331703
So I got conquered to death? That sounds painful.
>>3331703
I-I do not require sleep!
>>3331726
Oh! That! I'm afraid you simply managed to...bother me, sir. And as a general fact, a youkai is stronger than a human.
>>3331730
I am taking my leave from this party. The abomination will be my new companion.
>>3331730
I-I don't need help! It's just a small cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy6C1Gm4ALA
>>3331730
>>3331707
Sit still. This shouldn't take long time.
>He moves his hand over your wounds to heal them
>>3331744
I am just joking you know. But then again. You said that I am a human. How can you be so sure?
>>3331761
I have my own ways of making myself pretty. But i thank you anyway.
>>3331756
Stay back! I can handle something like this myself.
>>3331761
You can bone eachother if you want, I'll be waiting outside.
>>3331690
Likewise?
>>3331714
Several, you have free choice.
>throws knife
>>3331791
It's good, isn't it? Do you want some more?
>>3331802
>blocks with brick
>>3331789
So when can I meet your family? They must be close by if you said "we".
>>3331806
Not bad.
>>3331802
HEY ANON, WANNA WATCH PAINT DRY WITH ME?
>>3331760
>She shrugs briefly
Most in Gensokyo don't have much issues at all in discerning between humans and others. It's...not really something I could explain, I'm afraid, sir.
>>3331802
>Intercepts by throwing scythe
>>3331782
If you say so.
>He backs away from her
>>3331789
Well let me see for a moment then.
>He looks around to find one
>>3331791
Enough with these silly shenanigans!
>>3331802
>He watches as the knife flies past him
I believe you dropped something.
>>3331816
Very well then. I can make my own if needed.
>>3331828
Now, if you really want to help me, get me a band-aid.
What up.
>>3331843
OH, NOT MUCH, JUST THIS BONER THAT POPPED UP AS SOON AS I SAW YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
>>3331802
>the knife deflects itself back to anon after reaching 5 meters away from Ross
>>3331825
Hmm. I never said that I am not human, and neither have I said that I am human. I am just confused on how you are sure that I am human.
>>3331857
Oh tricky you haven't changed a bit.
>>3331842
Band-aids is out of my reach for now. I use magic for wounds like that.
>>3331852
Lets move on shall we?
>blizzard is LITERALLY trying to push this ezmode game as an esport
>>3331828
Ah it was nothing but a spare.
>>3331823
No.
>>3331825
Ah, the littlest reaper.
>>3331843
Not much. yourself?
>>3331858
>He casually sidesteps it
I wonder how that knive can clone intself 5 times, that was a wierd anomaly
>>3331843
The sky, birds, and several other things I imagine.
>>3331869
AWWW, YOU SAVED MY DRAWING? HOW THOUGHTFUL!
>>3331878
O-OH, IT'S YOU. WHATEVER, I WOULD'VE SAID NEVERMIND, ANYWAYS.
>>3331878
You carry around many of these perhaps?
>>3331885
>He sits down in deep thoughts as he hums
>>3331843
Hey! Nothing, probably it's just another boring day.
>>3331882
...
I don't think he meant it that way.
