Hg thread
>>3329969
It's Xiate.
Learn my pronouns you fucking cis-scum dragon-kin
>>3329972
Russia
Hopefully I'm noticed this time...
>>3329979
I'm not a dragon-kin. I'm a natural dragon.
Morning, so what's up?
>>3329985
hello new soviet
>>3329976 (Spike)
Everyone's late every once in a while, he shouldn't have to miss out because he did something everyone does, besides I still had fun, you don't need much to please someone who's already happy...
>>3329987
You're also a natural faggot
>>3329996
What's got you so chipper?
>>3329985
Pretty sure nobody is asking for tributes dude
>>3329987
All the same, You guys don't have the right to be anything other than cis dragon scum.
>>3330000
At least I can make my mind up when it comes to who I love.
>>3330004
Yes, overlord. Sorry, overlord.
>>3330003
Well, that is my fault then. Apologies!
>>3329993
Hello, young one. Would you like some vodka?
>>3330014
Yeah that's right you little shit.
Now give me free stuff.
>>3330014
It's not that I can't make up my mind. It's that I love everyone a lot.... Don't think about it... or tell my 3 wives
>>3330021
Its cool, I'm sure it happens all the time.
>>3330023
>grabs balls
>>3329952
I am a wizard of the highest class! An arch-wizard!
>>3330001
I'm always like this, but I suppose I'm a little happier then usual, that's because I'm talking to people I don't normally get the chance to.
>>3330023
I don't have any stuff to give you.
>>3330024
Wait, who are the three?
There's Lord Dominator, you were a thing with the wrestler for a little while, but who was the third?
>>3330027
P-Please stop...
>>3330029
An Arch-wizard who can't even cast two spells?
>>3330031
I'm gonna call the patriarchy if you don't give me stuff.
>>3330030
You're always happy? How?
>>3330041
Go for it.
>>3330031
Princess Peach. My first love.
Then there was whatever I had with Gert. And of course all of my anon fans
>>3330041
>gives Izaya the fuck
>>3330025
Ah, it definitely does. Too bad this is my second time "playing", so to speak... Is America always this fluent with the Internet?
>>3330044
...I'm gonna go on my tumblr and write an angry blogpost about men.
>>3330051
>Cuts your dick off before you can do that
>>3330045
Don't think those count as marriages.
>>3330058
Hope you get a lot of reblogs.
>>3330041
Explosion magic is of the highest potency! It also requires the most potent doses of energy!
>>3330059
If they don't count as marriages then why do I keep having sex with them? Dummy.
>>3330044
How? Well everyone has they're own version of happiness, mine might be a little simple, I love talking to people, cheering them up, asking questions... Just normal everyday stuff I suppose, but... What makes you happy?
>>3330062
Ehh...Y-You too....
>>3330069
Alright, So are you able to do anything other than explosions that take all your energy?
>>3330054
Well, you kinda have to be in this day and age.
>>3330072
WHERE
IS
THE
DICK?
>>3330077
To be fair, I am one of the largest nations in the world, so I don't have enough time for a lot of things...
So, while people are catching up, who would like to hear an old-fashioned Soviet joke?
>>3330082
>Begins to slowly coil her tail around the sleeping Eruna.
>>3330072
I've never thought of sex as the be all and end all of relationships.
>>3330073
Uh... There's a few things that come to mind. A good ruby, a job well done
>Spike mumbles under his breath
..and you know, normal stuff like that.
>>3330076
Watch out for microaggressions.
>>3330083
It comes and goes. It's magical... it's kinda in my name
>>3330091
Sure, try it on me.
>>3330076
Of course! My covered eye holds the rest of my energy! What kind of energy, is classified!
>The Crimson Demon points to it's eyepatch.
>>3330101
Here we go:
A Soviet judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge. "I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"
>>3330092
>Jolts awake
>>3330103
...
>Takes off her eyepatch
Huh, Guess it does nothing.
>>3330097
I think I already know what, or more accurate who, that mumbling was about, I'm sorry, it's hard to not take notice to those kind of things, but if those things or people make you happy, pursue them with all you have.
>>3330097
Well isn't it the climax of any relationship?... No pun intended.
Our brains are hard wired to do three things. Make babies, eat, not fucking die. And one of those things come from doing the sex. Or maybe I'm just really tired and I'm talking out my ass
>>3330112
Heheheh.... Heh....
...I don't get it.
>>3330112
I love this guy already.
>>3330117
>her
fgt
>>3330132
>>3330124
...Perhaps that is for the best. Oh! Another Political joke!
Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it true that conditions in our labor camps are excellent?" Armenian Radio answers: "It is true. Five years ago a listener of ours raised the same question and was sent to one, reportedly to investigate the issue. He hasn't returned yet; we are told that he liked it there."
>>3330119
Trust me, I'm giving it my all.
You keep pursuing your happiness too, Mr...?
>>3330121
Well, you could say it's that, but I'd say the greater satisfaction comes from finding someone who you connect with on a level you never though possible. Someone who covers your every weakness, and in turn you cover there.
Your other half, so to speak.
Something more intimate than just sex.
>>3330116
Shh~ go back to sleep darling.
>Her tail continues to wrap around her.
>>3330142
I'm loving these more than I should be...
>>3330148
Not happening!
Why don't you go fuck Lithisto?
>>3330138
N-No you.
>>3330142
Ha!
That one got me good!
So good in fact; that you should NEVER EVER say it again, because if I hear it one more time, I might just die of laughter.
>>3330151
Hey babe.
>>3330156
Because I want the puss puss.
>>3330144
Ah, sorry! My name is Kaito, I already know yours, but could I still ask for it anyways?
>>3330117
>The Crimson Demon grabs you as you attempt to remove it's eyepatch.
H-Hey! Cut it out! Cut it out!
>>3330164
You can't have it!
>>3330144
And how do you top giving someone your mind? Letting someone know your weaknesses to cover? You give them your body. I guess it's a "Chicken or the egg" kind of thing to see which comes first and which is more important.
Okay now I KNOW I'm thinking to hard into this
>>3330167
>Keeps pulling on the eyepatch
So what was that about classified energy?
Because I'm not seeing any.
>>3330179
I don't think I like comedy at all anymore.
>>3330166
If you already know it, I don't know why you'd need to ask. But, okay. Spike. Lovely to formally meet you, Kaito.
>>3330172
I think it all comes down to what you value most as a person and what you perceive to be the most important things. Obviously if you're just chasing pleasure, you're not going to find much enjoyment out of anything that doesn't immediately give you that.
>>3330179
Any jokes would be amazing, you haven't told a bad one yet.
>>3330171
>Pulls you close and then places you to the side, walks over to where you were lying down and picks up a kitten.
There we go~
>>3330181
S-Stop! Please let go of it slowly!
>>3330203
You're going to fuck a cat?
>>3330204
Huh? What'd you say?
>Lets go of it quickly
>>3330200
Because if I didn't act at least slightly formal the King part of my entries would be weird... And it's lovely to meet you officially as well!
>>3330211
I love this, today has been a great day, and you my friend have just made it better.
>>3330211
Thank goodness for that then.
>>3330220
YA-
>
OW!
>>3330219
What do you take me for? Some disgusting monster!?
>She glares towards the girl whilst petting the cat in her arms.
No, cats are for petting and taking care of non-sexually.
>>3330222
Aw, yuo of beings modest. Luckily for yuo, I have... Too many jokes.
What's the difference between a capitalist fairy tale and a Marxist fairy tale?
A capitalist fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was....". A Marxist fairy tale begins, "Some day, there will be...."
>>3330219
>not wanting to fuck a cat
>>3330230
So wheres this magical power that comes from it?
Or was that just a big lie?
>>3330200
>Obviously if you're just chasing pleasure, you're not going to find much enjoyment out of anything that doesn't immediately give you that.
I have to disagree with you in that regard. Even a sex addict can love even if not getting the immediate pleasure they're looking for. Of course someone seeking one thing like sex can overlook something that'd give them more long term enjoyment like love or a relationship due to their need for lust. But to make a blanket statement that someone chasing one thing cannot enjoy something that doesn't give them that thing they're seeking is just wrong.
TL;DR: Yeah a nigga can pump and dump sluts everyday of the week and overlook a wife, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy a relationship
>>3330236
No image, a sign I need sleep.
>>3330236
Yes, actually.
>>3330244
I'm just a deviant
>>3330230
is this any good? might watch it and pick up an ava
>>3330239
Why would anyone dislike these jokes! These are gold, my sides...
>>3330245
>
>>3330250
It was a blanket statement, but we're talking about a very broad topic. It's always going to vary from person to person, but I stand by my statement that someone whose driven by the pursuit of pleasure will more likely than not act in accordance to that drive and avoid things that deny it.
In the majority of cases, that is.
>>3330261
Quite rude, now I am going home and feeding this adorable little fuzzball.
>>3330278
>whose
Yeah, it's time for bed.
>>3330270
It is of seemings yuo are the only one who likes my jokes...
>Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union, just like in the USA?
In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.
>>3330281
Which means you'll let me go, right?
>>3330277
..Are you alright?
>>3330290
>Drags you with her for a bit before releasing you.
>>3330300
Don't play with my heart like that!
>>3330268
I enjoyed the antics of my underlings.
>>3330291
I-I am fine! M-My magic reserves are not visible to the eye, despite being held within my eye!
>>3330287
Maybe they just don't know enough about the world to get them? But these are hitting me just right, I might tell you to stop in a bit because I may actually die of laughter...
>>3330313
So when does it become visible?
Do you have to do something to activate it?
>>3330314
Ok, comrade. I need to go to bed soon, anyway. Before I leave, one last joke:
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" Silence. "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?" No answer. "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot too. "Well, who sneezed?" At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall, "It was me! Me!" Stalin says, "Bless you, Comrade!
Good morning everyone
>>3330333
...Check'd, comrade.
>>3330333
I'm about to go to bed, but I have to check those digits and wish you a good morning.
Checked.
Good morning.
>>3330333
Nice digits.
>>3330311
Play with your heart? Did you want to play hmm~?
>>3330340
Good night Spike !
>>3330339
>>3330342
Thank you, thank you
>>3330329
Goodnight, please let us meet again, these jokes need to be told, rest well comrade!
>>3330343
I want you to not touch me.
Post faggot
>>3330324
It's never visible! It is just there, like most magic, it cannot be seen!
>>3330390
I think I'm in love!
>>3330278
I guess speaking on very broad terms you're right. Person wants object A. They are offered B. They turn down the offer of B for A. and you're fully right when saying that it will forever vary from person to person. But my thoughts on the matter differ from there.
If we're only taking sex vs love then I'd say even the most sex craved addicts would still have the possibility of love and connecting with someone on a higher level than physical based on our western morals and social norms. If not then there would be at least a subconscious fight with ones self to either keep chasing lust or change ones actions to chase love. But like you said that's a very broad statement and it would change from person to person depending on ones self morals and their social environment. Not to mention the theory that one's personality changes every so often (from 5-10 years depending what study you read) so even if someone is chasing lust at one moment in due time that person could be a sensitive lovey dovey person. I'm not trying to say you're wrong. Or even that I'm right. more just sharing thoughts
>This has been one of the clearest conversations I've had on the internet let alone 4chan
>It's with a fucking dragon
pshh, nothing personell... kid...
*tips magician hat*
>>3330405
And I think we're on the same page.
G'night, DMG.
>>3330403
I love you.
>>3330390
...I saw you using that explosion magic.
>Grabs her eyepatch again
Don't lie to me. You're probably only wearing it to look cool or something.
>>3330419
>blows kiss
Another time dragon friend
>>3330418
Marisa, what the hell are you doing?
>>3330418
Let get this over with.
>>3330440
Master Spark!!
>Blast you away.
We mage hours?
Posting best mage.
>>3330453
everyone is more dead than they used to be
Last 2 digit decide how many events I have to write
>>3330453
>Dives back in to tank, closing the hatch as the tank is forced back some distance
What the hell, Marisa!? I'm on your side!
Greeting everyone.
>>3330454
(I think i can contribute with this one.)
>>3330467
Hello mister
>>3330472
A soldier? Hello to you.
>>3330483
I'm more than a simple soldier
>>3330333
Nice palindrome, cocksucker.
>>3330467
Your mage is a shit cunt to the lege that is Bruce Shrimpy.
>>3330490
Thank you my friend
>>3330486
An officer perhaps?
>>3330495
I won't deny that there exists far more powerful wizards than i.
>>3330506
I-I'm just more than a soldier, I'm a more-soldier
>>3330519
I see. What makes you better than other soldiers?
>>3330524
I'm a better tactician, gunslinger and I have a lot of other qualities that I don't really know about them
>>3330467
Hello...magician? Probably magician.
>>3330534
Worst engineer
What's the difference between Reimu and Sanae?
Reimu stops sucking after you have donated.
WORSHIP THE GIGANTIC MEAT
>>3330531
That does indeed make you far better soldier than others.
>>3330534
Greetings miss. You are right, i am a magician. Who might you be?
>>3330534
>>3330539
Giver her credit, that tank is pretty hard to hijack
>>3330543
Are you one of us ?
>>3330539
Quiet, you.
>>3330543
>She smacks her hand against her vehicle
Rika, a tank engineer!
>>3330546
That depends on what you mean.
>>3330551
Pleased to meet you Rika, i'm Howl. Its quite a vehicle you got there.
>>3330566
Are you a soldier or another fairy thing ?
>>3330454
No, I am the best wizard!
>>3330403
I do not care.
>>3330423
S-Stop! I-I swear it holds my magic pools!
>>3330566
Of course it is! More than capable of handling anything your kind can dish out to it!
>>3330572
Yeah nah cunt, I'm like the jesus of mages.
I can turn wine into air and shit watch.
>Pulls out a goonbag and starts chugging it down
>>3330569
I am not a soldier since i have no interests in war. But neither a fairy. I am a wizard.
>>3330576
Magic can be quite forceful to many things.
Perhaps your construction resistant to magic?
>>3330599
...I'm really disappointed
>>3330599
Specially treated that way, naturally.
>>3330541
>funny
>>3330593
That isn't magic, that's alcoholism.
>>3330609
>Kissu
>>3330614
You're a Native American, Harry
>>3330609
Is he telling the truth ?
>>3330605
You wouldn't be the first one to say that.
War is nothing else but trouble, and i wish to stay out of that.
>>3330608
Maybe we should put it to a test sometimes in a game.
What's the difference between Alma Elma and a mosquito?
>>3330572
...Fine I guess I'll believe you.
Places the eyepatch back over her eye.
Oh yeah, did you find your staff after that guy ran off with it?
>>3330631
None, they both suck you for a living
>>3330631
One sucks blood, on sucks semen
>>3330623
I am a Crimson Demon.
>>3330633
The brown wench retrieved it.
>>3330641
>>3330614
...That's not a school or magic?
You know. Abjuration, Conjuration, Divination, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy, Transmutation, Alcoholism.
>>3330651
And did you thank her?
>>3330627
>She harrumpfs
As if I'd lose to just some magician!
>>3330614
>>3330654
Alcoholism is a purely physical action, even someone who isn't even a novice should know that.
>>3330660
Fairly certain Alcoholism is a form of magic.
I've also got this magical spell for getting past the bouncer called 'Slipping him 20 buck'
>>3330662
Fuck you I think I know my magic.
I'm the Grand wizard of Australia cunt.
>>3330672
Yeah nah cunt, I bet you've nevah even wrestled a dropbear and a spoidah at the same time while batting off a bogan, fuckin pussy
First 24
>>3330609
>kissu
>>3330677
nigger
>>3330677
Shalashaska
>>3330677
Lord Beerus
>Achievement for filling all of Hiyoko's report card is called "It's Lolita Complicated"
Oy gevalt they're onto us
>>3330677
Bruce Shrimpy
>>3330675
Cunt I can summon dropbears to set up as traps.
It's been...too long.
>yawns
Hi everyone.
>>3330677
Vraeth
>>3330677
Eggman-kun
>>3330672
Rika
>>3330672
That's literally just bribery.
>>3330677
Meowingtons
>>3330677
Nymphs ass
>>3330685
Show us mate, bet you're a fucken liar
>>3330677
Jude-kun
>>3330677
Howl
>>3330660
We shall see.
>>3330689
Greetings.
>>3330689
What's up girl ?
>>3330677
Peeing Erica
>>3330656
No, she tried strangling me.
>>3330654
>>3330660
What the wrench said.
>>3330677
The Crimson Demon
Need 12 more
>>3330677
Izaya Orihara
>>3330689
Fuck off you speccy eyed twat
>>3330677
Gravelord Nito
>>3330622
>>3330678
>
>>3330624
It's not
>>3330677
Misato
>>3330677
Elly
>>3329950
>Thousand-yard stare
>>3330713
Sanae Kochiya
>>3330691
Nahh, It's magic and shit. I've seen Harry potter. I know magic when I see it.
>>3330708
Fuck you it's magic
>>3330717
you're a good girl
>>3330677
Furry porn
>>3330704
I'm fine, i missed this place.
>smiles
You?
>>3330703
I didn't see you here....hello.
Who are you supposed to be?
>>3330714
Look who is here, Izaya!
Aw, you naughty, how are you?
4 more
>>3330736
The Cereal Man
>>3330708
Is that just your default insult for everyone?
>>3330726
Harry what?
>>3330717
What about Reimu ?
>>3330727
How dare you come here...
>>3330734
I'm doing good, it's good to see old friends coming back
>>3330728
>>3330736
Angyr pupper
>>3330708
But she still went out of her way to find it for you, You should thank her for it.
>>3330734
Oh you know, Being a top cunt. The usual.
>>3330743
Wrench?
>>3330744
The same applies to her as well
>>3330736
Komori Hinako
2 more
>>3330736
Shinka Nibutani
>>3330748
>pets the Sanae
>>3330759
This fucking thing
>>3330756
Oh, I'm disappointed by your answer. I thought you girls were in war to declare who has the best Shrine
>>3330744
M-Me...? Y-You're the killer! Why, you should be l-locked up...!
>>3330755
Yeah, "wench". It's awfully repetitive and in most cases not at all accurate.
>>3330759
Youkai racism
>>3330734
>He gives a small chuckle
I am quite new to this place too.
My name is Howl. And you are?
>>3330760
TELL ME ABOUT THE HAIRCLIP. WHY DOES SHE WEAR IT?
>>3330743
You know, That little magic cunt with the spells and shit.
Had a wand and a owl and all that.
>>3330744
Old friend? Getting emotional there old man?
Right, i'll do it for you.
>tries to smile
I'm....glad...
>>3330752
Top cunt?!
>laughs and slaps your back
Yes you are!
>>3330689
Kill yourself
>>3330752
>punts the cunt
>>3330774
Never heard of them. Sounds stereotypical.
Sliver Queen
>>3330766
How did you get out ?
>>3330769
>donates
>>3330777
I-I'm not old...
>>3330772
...
>>3330777
>Grabs her balls
So, We shipping or what?
>>3330782
Hey! Stop that...
>>3330778
Ohoh, after you, Anon.
>>3330770
Hmm, i heard couple of new people tries to prove their strengh here....Well.
Welcome.
Me? Well, the living here...gave me many names, i hear Vraeth the most often.
>>3330788
One thing's sure, you are younger than me.
>giggles
>>3330689
OW THE EDGE
Check 'em
>>3330764
Reimu and I kind of are in the same business, but we get along very well
>>3330752
She fetched her pet to find it.
>>3330768
No, I said wrench.
>>3330788
I...don't have to answer to you! What should I expect, but to find someone like...like you here, of all places!
>>3330811
...Oh. Now I feel like an idiot. Stupid plays on words....
>>3330801
You're still scary as I see
>>3330808
Pretty good, let's go
>>3330809
I heard she dissed you and your shrine in her last mixtape
>>3330813
You don't need to, we'll have a good old conversation when I'll capture you again
>>3330808
Looking good m8.
>>3330811
You should still be kinder to her.
After all she could have done nothing.
>>3330822
Sounds like a request for a really weird fetish.
>>3330827
A mixtape?
Reimu doesn't have one of those
>>3330808
Ready, sir.
Swap was made.
We begin.
>>3330798
>pushes away
You are too cunt for that...and what did you try to grab there?
>>3330827
Thanks, i take that as a compliment, we shall meet at the Arena..
>>3330833
Maybe you don't have a local music store. I can buy you one of hers if you want to but you're not gonna like it
>>3330801
The need of proving my strenght is not something i have.
I am simply here out of curiosity.
Pleased to meet you Vraeth.
>>3330808
This looks fine to me.
>>3330824
Now lets see what you can do with your vehicle. I wish you good luck.
>>3330836
>He looks back as he runs away
Lets go.
>>3330827
>Whimpers
>>3330836
I'm not like them! I'm not a killer...
>>3330836
Not ready enough!
>>3330836
Out of the way!
>>3330836
Gonna snipe a cunt with this shit.
>>3330842
Y-Your balls?
>>3330847
>>3330836
EVERYONE will see.
>>3330836
>
>>3330843
She doesn't have the equipment to make one of them.
And she can't sing very well.
