/tf2g/ - trash & furries 2 general
ant meat's meat edition
another gay thread
>>>/vg/144755351
I'm going to regret this but I don't care.
What is the actual point of these threads?
i like boys >//<
i like radiohead
i like car seat headrest
lol iunno
it's just like plain shitposting and sometimes we talk about some topic not related to tf2 like dotsy being autistic or dota 2 or ant meat's cock but it's not like you can't already do that on the main threads
i've said that i'll stop making these whenever one 404's before reaching post limit, as a way of putting a deadline (because these really have to stop at some point) but people just keep pointlessly bumping them and preventing them from dying
and even then i know someone else will make new ones
i guess people just like it here because it's somewhat more "private" and well, like everyone calls this whole board, "comfy"
i also like boys and radiohead
I love Kanye West
is that you viva
>>3321457
Yessir. Just dropping by before the degeneracy starts kicking in the thread
i also like kanye west
i like [spoiler]metallica[/spoiler]
i like so many artists
@.@
I also like having both my parents alive and proud of me, not dead and looking at me with disappointment for being a degenerate in the after life
i like my tf2gfu
ouch someone is being mean to me again
i like viva
he's pretty neat if you assume 80% of what he says is ironic and he doesn't actually mean it
he's the best shitposter
>>3321958
That's too bad since I mean about 95% of what I say
dam
>not 100%
hmmm
since when has been human posting in tf2g
*randomly jerks you off*
http://tf2r.com/kj08o96.html
f-fuck
can you at least answer my..
m-my..
*loud moan*
...question? >//<
tfw you'll never help your bf reach an orgasm through belly rubs
is that even humanly possible
i hope
the navel is an erogenous zone connected to the same stuff your benis and prostate and nipples are
i like ow because at the end of the match you can cum on someone, or maybe the whole team and the other team cums on you
it's already hard to reach a prostate orgasm, i imagine that if it's even possible to reach a belly rub orgasm it's probably really REALLY difficult
you'd need some serious belly-rubbing skills
but follow your dreams
what
what are you talking about
i don't think you can do thst in overwatch dude
i want to be able to eat out my fantasy bf's belly button and make him jizz really hard
man i'm into some weird shit
its impossible to reach the prostate with belly rubs
unless you shank the nigger with a machete tf2-medic-style and do it
sometimes I really question why I even come here
I don't even play tf2
are you the guy that doesn't even have steam
no I have Steam but hell if I go on it
I have like Terraria because I was trying it with a friend, Facerig because I funded it a zillion years ago, and Undertale that I still haven't played
I'm like the loser version of a furry
for this probably
i wonder if that go-player tf2g still is around
>i'm shit at it
tf2 is ez
don't worry about being bad just play for fun
pyro and soldier are the easiest classes btw
post cute
>>3323015
i don't worry about being good, i'm just saying i'm shit at it
as in most of the time i'd just play scout on shitty trade servers with kiddies who got assblasted over the chat
it was oddly satisfying
how do erp without feeling autistic and wanting to die every time you say something
play a developed character
avoid emoticons
my cat scratched my leg and its bleeding
stupid mother fucker cat
that's rude
the poor thing probably didn't mean to harm you
yeah he was playing around and he jumped on my leg
stupid mother fucker cat
post your cat
and stop being rude to him ffs
cat
same
kt
dumb cade
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427710
what about my kitty cat
i will miss ;(
>i want to fuck the cat
STOP THAT'S WRONG
what happened to your kitty
better picture of cat 3
gib votes pls
joke options make polls irrelevant
there were two people that might have voted your cat but we'll never know the actual votes because there was a joke option
she always wanted to run away and when one time we left the door open for more than 2 seconds she just sprinted away as quickly as possible
we found her in someones garage and brought her home but that didn't stop the dumb thing from trying to always escape
i guess she just wasn't a house cat
we had many toys for her and she even had 2 older dogs that she liked tease and play with
we just ended up giving her to someone
i hope she's happy there
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427785
new poll with no joke option
>>3325079
there's five kates you nincompoop
yeah it's five kitties
make a new new poll
>>3325110
fug
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427812
is this cade 4 or no
>>3325149
that's orange #2
ayy lmbo
theyre all cute desu
what about their names though
>>3325167
lyssa
>>3325167
grey kt (not black reeee desu) is lenny
orangey two is charlie and he's retarded
>>3325193
i wish i had a retarded cat
they must be so easy to care for
>>3325167
siamese one is Nina
>>3325214
he's not literally retarded he just kinda is
he's old and very skittish and doesn't stay inside very often
>>3325167
orange #1 is rubius
it's pronounced like ruby-oos
he's named after some spanish youtuber
it's complicated
>>3325242
your cat is cute
didn't you have him as a profile pic for some time?
i cant decide these are all cute
>>3325298
vote on mine then
>>3325311
(=^・・^=)
>>3325288
yup
i also used my other cat some time
she's jacky
>>3325298
no vote mine he's in my underwear drawer being fucking stupid
>>3325331
>he's in my underwear drawer
>//<
>>3325378
he's sending me mixed messages
>tfw no bf to pet me in the head
What is the meaning of life, brothers?
>>3325321
she looks like she has a dog nose
>>3325464
she looks kinda weird but she's so lovely
any time i lay down on my bed she jumps on top of me and kinda sits there until i get up
>>3325456
>tfw no bf to pet me in the everywhere
the meaning of life is eating your own shit btw
>>3325517
aw that is so cute
i wish my kitty was this calm
instead i got a DUMB CRAZY one that always wanted OUT
>>3325543
well id like a bf to pet in the everywhere but he shouldnt eat his own shit ever if possible
>tfw no bf to own me as his pet and treat me like such
the meaning of life is anime
did anyone here ever really have a bf
neither a bf or a gf
>shave my legs
>being smooth feels amazing, I rub my calves against each other constantly
>get ingrown hairs that make it torturous to wear pants
>still have red marks several months later
What do I do? Is this common?
i wish i had a yandere gf
i realize its a bit absurd but i wouldn't mind it
kittee
i shaved my legs once
it was pretty painful for a week or two and im never doing it again
i need to shave my everything
hey you
i will be your slave because i don't know what to do with my life
just warning you im gay
i think i never had an ingrown hair
you get used to shaved legs/butt
now that were on the topic of shaving, how do you shave the hair in between your butt cheeks?
should that hair even be shaven or no?
tfw ingrown head
>>3325846
i nair it off
>tfw ingrown dick
>>3325819
post your dick
>>3325710
I have the same exact thing and it's absolutely insane. I hate anything irregular on my body, and it just makes me feel like an ugly piece of shit after a day of feeling nice.
Sadly, I have no solution other than to prick out all the ingrowns, rub on lotion each day, and keep shaving so your legs get used to it.
why is Odd supposedly cute
>>3325948
>keep shaving so your legs get used to it
does this actually happen?
>>3325949
probably bi
somewhat feminine figure
[spoiler]because I had anime profile pics in the past[/spoiler]
>>3325846
Take one cheek and pull it to the side. Use the other hand to shave outwards from your buttcrack with the razor parallel to your crack. Then repeat on other side. To check if you still have hair, reach your hand back there, grab for something, and then pull. If you feel hair or yank, you ain't done yet.
>>3326003
>somewhat feminine figure
post pics
>>3326020
>>3326039
Well of course, none of us did. Girls had to go through that unruly process back then, but we get to suffer now.
>>3326041
pls senpai
i shaved my legs and over a month ago
im still letting my legs recover from the ingrown hairs and there are still ones left :(
>>3326113
maybe tomorrow, lad
sleep is now
>>3326156
wait another five months or so, they'll go away
>>3326241
thats a long time :(
>>3326172
cant wait <3
>>3326276
sorry man, I hate it too
>>3325897
ok
>>3326073
I never really got into the habit of shaving was my point. If I meet a guy [spoiler]or girl[/spoiler] that I like, maybe I'll shave for them.
>>3326334
might be good to get them looking nice now with practice so they dont look a mess when you do shave
>>3326331
the blur returns once again
>>3326331
edge for an hour to apologize for having such a blurry dick
im sorry
i hope you get the gist of it
hehe... more like jizzt of it... hehe
i shaved my butt and now my farts are way louder and they seem to smell more
kinky
>>3326331
i like it
it gave me blurry eyes
yeah i kind of like it
i wish i had a fart smelling bf
i wanna smell a dick
im a dick
how big
6'0"
seen bigger
im a dick too
im adickted to you
nice bort
tfw still no qt bf
im your qt bf
>didn't win the raffle that only 2 people weren't gonna win
oh well at least i won a weapon yesterday
that's pretty
cool
i guess
>>3329611
I'm sorry.
is it iodized salt?
those are some tiny balls
>>3329622
it's ok i don't really care tbhhhh
also have you always been here?
anyways
http://tf2r.com/knxmfq0.html
just for u guys
making it long because i want all of you to join it
sorry that it's shit but lol it's all i have
>>3329695
No.
http://tf2r.com/ksmn8rs.html
i feel like we're losing the real essence of these threads
we need more gfur
the essence is unironically funposting friendo
we do need more gfur tho, but not much
also kinkier shit, we /trash/ now
i dont think its good for you to look at porn so much
>>3329943
This.
i do what i want B)
>kinkier shit
this is the kinkiest shit i have
i think i'm gonna get more sometime later
you just wait
i don't think its bad for somebody to look at porn so much desu
i mean obviously some people get an addiction or some shit but looking at a lot of porn in itself isn't a bad thing imo
>>3329970
>mfw this doesn't even register as kinky for me at all
i have ascended
im sleep
*uses your butt as pillow*
mfw i'm no sleep
it's too late for me to go to bed so i'm just not gonna sleep
that's unhealthy
what if you died
>>3330479
no im sleep
hello sleep
i'm Anonymous
watching my younger sibling grow up is the most relatable anime i've seen in a while
watching paint dry is the most relatable anime i've seen in my life
i won a raffle
human is your steel participant medal from roster riding or did you actually play
i played
i think
kinkyish inbound
So how much of this thread is actually about tf2?
i love team fortress 2!!!!!!
>filthy frank
kys
filthy frank is pretty ok but like everything that's popular his fanbase is shit
I've only ever seen two videos of his but it looked kinda overdone
but what can I say I watch dunk and critikal so
the guy that WAS my tf2gfu really adores filthy frank
>>3332660
>leafy
pic related
who WAS your tf2gfu
a tf2g who was known as a hacker, now he is known as a ponyfag
my tf2gfu hasnt been online in over a day
im gonna cry
>tfw no cute bf will eat marshmallows out of my butt and shove their tongue up my sugary poopshoot
huh maybe it's not such a good idea to try and hold a relationship through a gaming ptaform after all
don't you even have his phone number or something
do you ONLY talk with each other on steam
we spoke on skype multiple times
almost everyday
im not very good at spoken english
me neither
i get really anxious
but when it was with my tf2gfu it was really nice
he wasnt mean to me
>people want bfs
>go to an international community of thirty people where it's almost certain nobody will be close to you and whine about it
>occasionally post your butt or dicc
>think this will change anything
lmao u dumb fags
who is whining though
i want a bf but i kinda suck so i can't get one
i wish i was interesting and had a cool personality
lamo you fool
multiple poeple
in real life i wouldnt even tolerate that dumb stuff, i would just kiss you and start tickling you until you were on the ground and then i would straddle you and get my cock out and wipe my precum on your shirt
i want to k*ss my tf2gfu
>>3334814
your gonna k*ss my butthole, slut
>tfw can't get a real life bf because i suck even more irl
whatever most people i know are lame anyways
>>3334879
but you poop from there
thats gross
suck on THIS
*whips out popsicle*
*sucks on that*
>>3334912
shut up BITCH
i wipe it
god damnit now i'm sad and it's all your fucking fault
>no cute tf2g will ever make a video where they eat a popsicle
are you talking to me? i dont even know what i did
no i mean that talking about not having a bf made me remember that i really suck and i'll never have a cute happy relationship with a guy because i'm a fucking autist
~ sorry for being such a sad fag please feel free to ignore that and continue shitposting ~
>autist
autism is cute, so is shyness and awkwardness. besides you don't need to talk when im sitting on your face ^-^
am i a fucking autist
>>3335142
>Autism is cute
Does this mean that Dotsy is cute?
lets find out
*squeezes your dick while making eye contact with you to see if you break it*
um
i have never seen or talked to dotsy
maybe
*kisses you deeply*
um what? do you have something to say?
*shifts hand on dick to your butt and pulls your crotch onto mine*
*cums a little*
you are not me
emily you dont have to play. you are not her and he is not me
what i said about christmas trees has led me to think there are two of me and one of them would have said "hanna" way before now
what does that mean
is it a cool reference to something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkoTUkz9M2k
band, album, song
sad cum
what does that wmna
*looks at the tf2g here*
pretty cool
am i pretty
you wanted kinky shit
here's your kinky shit
do you like this legit
i was asked for kinky shit and i will deliver kinky shit
That's more edgy than anything.
im edgy
*edges*
>people post geel gifs all the time
>i post a geel gif
>3 day ban
?
#rekt
im not that worried since i can post from a different place but still
and i mean theres 50 humanposts there so whats the excuse ?
i bet the jews are behind this
I've actually been banned for humanposting before, if it helps. The moderation on /vg/ is just really erratic, desu.
ive seen people get away with posting porn on vg too.
whats the deal
>posting gifs about geel is off-topic
>posting about mountain dew is not
>>>>>>>>?
the thread's really weird today
there are a fuck ton of deleted posts and everything else is still off-topic
whas happenin
Seems about right for /vg/.
is this kinky enough
i
suck
big
AUROTH
i want to fall asleep with a dick in my mouth
that would probably be uncomfortable
what if you bite it while asleep
what if you choke to death
I don't like guys but i like girly penis.
Is it O.K. if I post a bit of futa?
>I don't like guys
>i like penis
alright
also yeah sure no problem
i'm pretty sure a couple people here are into that
im watch
kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/The-Venture-Bros-Season-05/Episode-002
The problem is that guys are always smelly and hairy
And girls always smell nice and are cute and smooth
But there is no penis
So the solution is girl with penis
At least that's how I justify it to myself
Guys that are dressed like girls are cute too.
i used to watch cartoons with my tf2gfu
>guys are always smelly and hairy
>always
that's where you're wrong
why don't you do it anymore
because my tf2gfu isnt my tf2gfu anymore
Well, girly guys are kind of okay but manly men from man-land is a big no-no.
oh
that's a shame
i was referring to post number 3340789 btw
not replying gets confusing sometimes
^use arrows like i did once or twice
Oh yeah. I suppose it is.
would you use double arrows like ^^ to reply 2 posts above you?
only when needed
>>3340909
Or you could just do this.
^^^^
what if somebody posted just a second before you post
^^ lmao
^^ here
>meant for ^^^^^
im meant for my tf2gfu
>not liking manly men too
lmaoing at ur life
^ here
shit, i meant it was meant for ^^^^^^^ (now ^^^^^^^^^)
