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Erp Glorious motherland edition

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>>3311542

Come comrades, join me in singing our national anthem.

Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь!
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв
Eдиный, мoгyчий Coвeтcкий Coюз!
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>>3318508
Cyкa Блять!
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>>3318508
Katyusha approves this socialist thread!

Za Pravdu!
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FOR THE GLORY OF THE MOTHERLAND
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>yells
RUSSIA A SHIT
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>>3318508
Btw isn't that a imperialist nip, not a socialist one?
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>>3318599
>Performs a Final Atomic Buster on you
Shut the fuck up.
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>>3318599
>snipes from ten miles away
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>>3318636
>Nukes you
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>>3318638
BANE?
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>>3318679
ᴬʸᵉ⋅
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Soo, are you two still open?
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>>3318748
unfortunately not right now but I wanted to let you know how much I want to fuck your tiny pussy
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>>3318599
>Throws hit borscht

Fuck off iowa.
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>>3318748
>>3318775
Actually, it's the same for me. I wouldn't have said anything if I knew that other anon couldn't lewd either. I thought it wouldn't be a problem if at least they pleasure you.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCK THE SMALL RIBBON FAIRY IN HER ASSHOLE!
>>3318748 THIS ONE.
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>>3318473 (Megumi)
Ooh, Ooh!
>Hops in place while waving her hands around to get your attention.
You're biggest bowl of pork ramen, please!

>>3318545 (Young Anon)
What are you talking about? Of course you can help me! Heck, just your words alone make me feel like the luckiest girl around! You might be small now, but you've got SO much potential, I know it!

>>3318553 (Fan Anon)
>All she can do for the most part is stand there in awe. Her warm smile fades as her jaw slowly drops open as the man pours his heart out to her. With each word spoken just as ganging and earnest as the last, the young woman just stands there, dumbfounded at this form of confession. No fan of hers has ever admitted nor told her things quite like this. At this point, she can almost feel the pulse of her blood running though her entire cardiovascular system, but too in shock to make a move. Finally, drops of tears begin to well up in her eyes as she watches him turn away. Snapping out of her trance, she chases him before he can get out of her sights. Grabbing him from behind, she embraces him, hoping ti delay his departure.
*Sniff*... Thank you... I mean it. N-no one's ever told me anything like that... And knew that you meant it... So really, thank you so much...
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>slaps your ass
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>>3318889
How do I express this potential though? I'm not popular like you or anything...
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>>3318889
>Watching the blonde shake and bounce while trying to grab her attention, she blushes.
A-alright! I can do that for you miss...?
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>>3318839
I mean you, of course! The threads have been blessed with your presence!
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>>3318828
Yes!
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>>3319038
(We can get some ice cream in like ~20 minutes if you'd like)
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>>3319091
I'm very interested in that!
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(BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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>>3318889
>He jumps in surprise at the unexpected feeling of Pochaco's arms around him. He didn't expect this at all. Surely Pochaco would have just said "Thanks for being a fan!" and went about her day. But now here she was hugging him.
H-Huh?
>His heart felt like it was going to explode.
Um, well, I was just saying how I felt. I find it hard to believe that you, Pochaco, hasn't heard this like a million times already. I'm sure I'm like the hundredth person to say that.
>He nervously laughed, still unsure of how to react to her arms around him.
But... You're welcome. It, um...
>He scratches his head for a moment as he attempts to formulate all the happy feelings inside of him into words. He turns his head to look at Pochaco over his shoulder, a nervous but joyous smile across his face.
It's kinda embarrassing actually, but it makes me really happy that my words mean something to you. B-But, um, shouldn't you be going somewhere? I'm just a random fan, I don't want to take up all you-
>He pauses as he notices her tears. His face shifts from happy to concerned.
H-Hey, are you alright? What happened?
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This thread needs more homosex
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>>3319029
Hardly dear Nia. I haven't done anything here in ages now pretty much, except post as lesser characters whom I don't even use for erping and it makes me feel bad.
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>>3319155
Do you still love me mom

>>3319188
I knew you were Kurisu
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>>3319203
(Of course I do~)
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>>3319203
HI DAD
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Evening, servants.
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>>3319249
o shit whaddup
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>>3319249
Evening, dino boy.
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>>3319249
Sup fag
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>>3319249
kys fucking ngigger I hope you hang yourself ebcause you ar eawaste of space tyukinc dinosaur piece os thi
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>>3318966
>Chuckling at his pure innocence, she contemplates what time say to the dear young thing.
Well... I think I know how you could become a bit more popular... Do you like girls? There's this one... activity that girls preticularly like, especially when their partner is really good at it...

>>3318974
Oh, really? Yay, thanks!
>Settling down, she sits her large rear down in a chair by a dining table, humming as she happily awaits her dish.

>>3319157
>With her face all scrunched up as snot runs from her nose, she nods in response, not bothering to talk right away, as her voice would surely Crack and studder. Breaking free from the hug, she quickly pulls a handkerchief from her shirt pocket to wipe her face... Certainly her fan wouldn't want to see her in such a sorry state. After briefly cleaning of her visage, she warmly embraces his front, resting her chin on his shoulder. Letting her nerves settle down, she waits for her breathing to regulate before continuing.
You might not get it... But it's BECAUSE I hear that sort of thing all the time, I know when they're just simple compliments. But what you said to me... I could tell you meant it with all your heart and that sentiment alone is enough to make me so, so happy.
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>>3319269
Hello cute.
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>>3319249
Hey mate what's good?
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>>3319188
Don't worry, I've been doing that as well and I also feel really bad. Every day I tell myself "Today is the day I'm going to RP" and every day I back out.
It's still nice seeing you post, though. I'm sure many others feel the same way
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>>3319263
You didn't even do it right, dickbrain.

>>3319269
And you, vampire girl.

>>3319276
Not much
Just slept for 12 hours woke up at 4:00

>>3319296
:(

>>3319319
Ur mums picco ayyyyy
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>>3319313
Oh, you're beautiful miss!
How exactly will this activity make me more popular, hm?
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>>3319212
<3

I felt odd most of yesterday and said some odd shit late last night, so uh, just checking.

Hope you're well.

>>3319219
son stop lurking in here and go get laid
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>>3319360
Why did you go to bed at 4AM no raptors for you this christmas, dumb cunt
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>>3319360
oh, sorry

o shit waddup!!
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>>3319342
As it is to nice see you, even if it's just one post at a time. I guess we've entered the limbo of some sort. I know Tenryuu likes me a lot still and Iowa I guess, haha.
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>>3319413
I was fucking bitches and discussing JoJo, that's why.

>>3319416
You're still fucking up the meme.
You say "here come dat boi" and I say "o shit waddup"
Fucking plebeian
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>>3319155
>Incoherent Marxist rattling
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>>3319313
A-alright! It'll be about 30 minutes!
>She ducks back into the kitchen. You can hear chopping and sizzling. The smell of cooking vegetables and broth start wafting through the kitchen's archway. The oven door can be heard opening before the smell of cooked pork joins into the mixture
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Dinosaurs are lame desu.
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>>3319490
>Takes a picture of the spider.
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>>3319313
>He stood stunned, as Pochaco hugged him. It's not as if he was unhappy. He just wasn't sure how to process this all at once. Hearing her words and looking upon her tear stained face, his heart felt warm yet it hurt. Not in a bad way. It was just throbbing so hard, he could feel it. He contemplated what to do for a few moments. Is this okay? He hesitantly goes to hug her back but stops himself.
I...
>Deciding to throw his caution to the wind and listen to his heart, he suddenly embraces Pochaco tightly, hugging her close to him and feeling her warmth. Even if this is something he shouldn't do, it's what he wants to do.
I'm glad! I'm really glad!
>He nuzzled his cheek against her soft hair. This is a once in a lifetime chance. He'd probably never see her again after this. He had to enjoy his time with Pochaco.
I'm... I'm really, really glad I could make you feel just an ounce of happiness, Pochaco! It means so much to me that you think that about my feelings. Thank you!
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>>3319490
Did you say something?
I thought you said spiders were underwhelming.
You shouldn't talk so poorly of yourself.
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>>3319490
Says the girl wearing both a mask and a hoodie.
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>>3319447
You never responded to all the ass eating jokes I made about you night before last either...
>Cute out
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>>3319269
Super cute feet.
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>>3319316
Why are you dressed in such a vulgar...

Is that chocolate?

>>3319360
How was your slumber? Not that I particularly care.

>>3319561
You can't even see my feet, you buffoon.
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>>3319557
I'm not sure how to respond really. I feel like making a cliche out of myself if I tremble up everytime to that, haha.
But trust me, I read every single reply.
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>>3319608
help pls we have a retarded host
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>>3319607
I don't need to see 'em to know that they're cute. I can just sense them. Like, they're calling out to me, telling me that it'd feel great if they stepped on me.
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>>3319607
Yes it is chocolate and it's called an apron. It's so I don't get chocolate on my dress.
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>>3319640
I gotta go to work in like ten minutes; lemme kiss that butt before I go.
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>>3319607
>>3319539
Rachel x Dio when?
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>>3319527
>Strikes a pose

>>3319539
Boy I knew you had bad eyesight but I didn't know you had bad hearing too. That's ok though, it's normal for your senses to diminish with old age.

>>3319540
Are you implying my costume is not stylish?
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>>3319131
(I'm back)
So then, what's the plan, Ribbon-chan?
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>>3319607
Why ask if you don't care? There must be some ounce of curiosity in you.
Perhaps you're jealous I'm spending my nights with other women?
Regardless, I slept well.
And you?

>>3319666
>shhhhhhhsoonhhhhhh

>>3319669
I'm only twenty. Just because I'm from the 1800's doesn't mean I'm any older.
Do I need to teach you another lesson of respect so soon?
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I wish _____ would show up.
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>>3319702
Rachnea to teach Gwen how great spider bondage is
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>>3319702
DIO so we could have sexy Dio x DIO yaoi
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>tfw no Alma from dead hours
Suffering
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>>3319669
Your costume could use a little improvement.

It's nicely formfitting, though.
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>>3319702
The Doll
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>>3319717
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>>3319702
some crazy woman
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>>3319702
Helen Parr.
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>>3319702
Dio's new mansion, so we can have another party!
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>>3319702
a reason to live
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>>3319662
(...Fine)
>The chocolate hair colored girl walked by the corridor with a broom resting on her shoulders, both hands gripping to it lightly as she cheerily made her way somewhere humming a tone. Her posterior presented well by the swaying of her hips as she walked and the candles lighting up the otherwise dark corridor.
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>>3319702
#bringbackgert
#DMGxGert4lyfe
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>>3319675
Food first, bed later. I wanna actually enjoy the ice cream. Do you got any at home or do we need to go to an ice cream shop?
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>>3319447
..And many more! I always consider maybe trying to strike up casual conversation with anons or something, but the atmosphere of /erp/ feels so different to me and I don't think it'd be welcomed. Ah well, enough moping for now!
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I present the Soviet Gardevoir.
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>>3319772
>With a needy gaze in her lone gold eye, there was little to no warning when the small Witch would feel warmth pressed in to her posterior, Tenryuu's face buried in to the soft supple-ness of the Witch's backside.
Mmmmwah~
>After getting her fill of burying her face in to Miyafuji's ass, Tenryuu delivered a warm, wet kiss to one of the cheeks, patting the Witch's hips in excited satisfaction.
(Thanks <3)
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>>3319702
Kallen
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>>3319812
But why
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>>3319155
I-Is ragyo back?
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>>3319750
Second!
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My job here is done.

Now I shall depart for work; I'll see all you guys come dead hours tonight. Peace.
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>>3319702

Morrigan.

I'm bored. And horny. Boreny.
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>>3319750
>>3319830
STOP THIS AT ONCE
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>>3319846
You know you had fun. Until the fire nation attacked.
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>>3319792
I actually do have a bit in my freezer, but my tastes are plain so there's just some vanilla ice cream in there with the usual fixings. If you want something fancier than that, we'll have to hike it out. Up to you!
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>>3319750
Will the maids fuck this time?
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>>3319812
Cool helmet
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>>3319856
Oh yes, I had fun having my things broken, my furniture stained, my expensive foods eaten, and having to cater around and dress a drunken girl in my laundry room.
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>>3319864
Use chocolate syrup, mate
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>>3319879
Dio's become like thread dad.
Ragyo x Dio wedding when? This thread needs proper parents
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>>3319702
Yuugi or that one anon.
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>>3319702
Death.
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>>3319821
>Miyafuji, surprised by the sudden assailant butting in to her 'home town' turned to smack the person below her, but as soon she saw the familiar hair snugged into her she realized it was no other than Tenryuu-sama. She couldn't bear to make herself slap her, not that she would admit it but she was quite liking it actually as Tenryuu finished her meal by giving a kiss to her swimsuit covered butt.
Tenryuuuuuuuuu...
>She took the broom off her shoulders and began shooing her off with it.

>>3319797
I know what you mean, the atmosphere of this place changes in cycles all the time. Lately has been one of the worst I've known, but it won't last forever. One of these days we'll have our date too!
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>>3319890
Ainz is already thread dad
There's also Father

Diego is more like the rich uncle
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>>3319879
All that means is that you're the best host ever. Plus, who else has a mansion big enough for everyone?
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>>3319702
the warm embrace of death
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>>3319886
I'm a caramel guy, actually.
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>>3319864
I would say >>3319886 , but I like plain ice cream just as much as anyone else should. Two scoops in a large cup, right?
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>>3319892
Explanation on "that one anon" needed
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>>3319892
>that one anon
Enlighten.
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>>3319890
>>3319913
Kek
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>>3319698
Uh no sir, I'm just going to go back to shitposting.

>>3319710
Oh are you the same anon from yesterday? I would do it today but I have previous commitment.

>>3319730
You can send any suggestions to my inbox, I'll get around to reading it eventually.

Maybe.
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>>3319924
>>3319925
Definitely not you bozo's. Snrk
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>>3319892
>pets while raping
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>>3319655
Come find out then, you deviant.

>>3319656
I'm aware of what an apron is. I was referring to the fact that you weren't wearing any-

>sigh

Nevermind.

>>3319666
Never.

>>3319698
I care not what you do on your own time, simpleton.

I did not sleep.
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>>3319913
>Diego is more like the rich uncle

This actually fits a lot more than it has any right to
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>>3319923
Use my idea, you asshole
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>>3319927
Hey uncle dio, can i invite a few friends over?
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>>3319924
A while back I promised a anon to let him fuck the brains out of Ryona but it would appear he disappeared. Could be my fault since most the times when I came on the entire thread would be already in a shit storm and I decide to just not even attempt.
>>3319940
M-Mr. Bone?
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>>3319927
Uncle Dio! Can I ride on one of the raptors?
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>>3319923
I'm good with that if you are.

There was a Ribbon-flavored ice cream joke in there that we missed, though.
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>>3319879
But I had fun! You did too! Wahaha!
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>>3319923
>Image
>>3319955
RUDE.
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>>3319943
I was wearing an apron.
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>>3319812
Still cute
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>>3319931
Sounds like a plan f am

>>3319943
Oh, that's right. I forgot that immortal vampire overlords don't need sleep. It must get boring, being awake forever.

>>3319961
>>3319982
One, don't you people dare start calling me that.
Two, no.

>>3319993
Oh yes of course, I had plenty of fun playing dress up with a drunken toddler.
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>>3319980
>tfw you won't get to massage Parsee to sleep again
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>>3319702
That one anon I was talking to
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>>3320007
Hey, Uncle Diego, when you holding a party at your new mansion?
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>>3319943
I'd be honored if you'd step on me - I'd really love it, actually, but I don't think that makes me a deviant. It's an insult to your feet to think of me as a pervert for wanting to be stepped on.
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>>3320007
Awww! But Uncle Dio! Look!
>Points at a raptor with feathers taped to it
I already made it so he could fly!
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>>3319375
>Her playful giggles become more like nervous chuckles as she struggles to think of a subtle manner of explaining such a thing.
Um, well... If you're really good at it, then all kinds of girls would want to be your friend. That way, you'll be super popular, and always have someone to "play" with.

>>3319484
You got it!
>Patiently waiting as she listens to the beautiful tunes of a chef hard at work from the kitchen. As the delectable aroma invades Pochaco's nostrils, she almost finds herself mellow out at the smell. Drool starting to escape her now agape mouth, this rather short wait turns out to be a tad painful to her.

>>3319531
>Blissfully ignorant to the man's own confused thoughts, she wanted nothing more then to feel his touch as well. Judging by the warmth of his words, his embrace must be just as pleasant and endearing. Though she wanted it, her eyes still widened as her returned the hug, part of her fearing that she scared him off with her forward approach. Now absolutely joyous to be in his arms, she closes her eyes once more, feeling the strong beat of his heart pound out against her chest.
I'm... Really glad, too... Thank you for indulging this selfish idol...
>Having never met this man before, let alone what his name is, she already felt an unexplainable connection for between the two of them. Not wanting for this moment to end just yet, she stayed cuddled within his arms for a little while before pulling herself away.
You're welcome... But I should be thanking you... You've... Touched me in a way no fan has ever come close to...

(Really sorry to cut it here, but I need to get going for now... Let's do this again!)
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>>3320000
>(Shiny quads, I declare that you witness them.
>>3319992
Oooooh, that'd be fun! B-but... I don't make ice cream, only syrup... Hmmm...
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>>3320038
I like the cut of your gib, cousin.
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>>3320007
Oh come on its only a few people!
(read: all of /trash/)
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>>3319993
Suika a best 2hu!
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>>3320053
Arrrrrr!
Thanks, matey!
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>>3320049
fan anon here, i was really enjoying this
i'll save your reply for next time
see you!
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>>3320019
Never.
Stop calling me that.

>>3320038
>Stops time
>Takes feathers off
>Resumes time
Dinosaurs did not have feathers.
I'm not your uncle.
>Pets raptor

>>3320058
Wryyy.
I said no.
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>>3319993
>Not wanting to let her run around naked while laughing and drinking
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>tfw Uncle Diego will never put you in his will
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>>3320082
>Having two stands
So you're one of those eccentric uncles who don't get invited to holidays?
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will crazy miku come back tonight?
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>>3319826
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHAT NOT?
>>3319869
Thanks, it's called a Maska-1sch.
Have another.
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>>3320049
(Seeya!)
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>>3320068
Sorry to say but you got shit taste.
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>>3320104
It is one single Stand called Scary Monsters: The World, thank you very much.
And no, I don't want to be invited anywhere.
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>>3320082
>Tapes a feather to his expensive riding jacket
But how else will we get you to fly, Uncle Dio!?
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>>3320118
Judging by how the rest of you are portrayed in these threads, alone, I can say my taste is better than yours, parsee.
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>>3320079
(You do that! I look forward to it!)

>>3320112
(It was brief, but fun!)
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>>3320002
I noticed.

>>3320007
Not forever. Just this past 23 hours. I sleep when I so please.

>>3320022
Oh, it's you again. Whatever you say, deviant. Do you wish to be tread upon or not?
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>>3320049
See ya around
>shota anon
>>
I'm Pencil Head.
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>A disgusting Pinko Marxist sympathizer thread
Is Professor Iowa seriously going to have to take you all to remedial class and teach you on the dangers of Communism and it's Marxist ideology?

Where are the tried and true, red white and blue Patriots who should have stood up to this propaganda? Trying to infiltrate our society with their dirty scoundrel tactics, rob you of your wealth, then shoot you in the head for not being loyal enough to the party.
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>>3320082
uncle dio is the roof supposed to be on fire?
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>>3320143
And I'm son of Pencil Head!
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>>3320141
yo why are you such a bitch?
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>>3320051
We can always make you the ice cream, Ribbon-chan. I've got whipped cream, some syrup, and even a cherry on top. So instead of food first, bed later, we'll just do both at once. How's that sound?
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>>3320153
T-this is not real right?
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>>3320132
No it's not. My taste may not be the best but it's better than you.
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>>3320144

Hey, wait a minute, aren't you from that Kantai game?
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>>3320144
Hey, Marxist communism isn't such a bad thing, BB-61. The problem is in the people, not the ideals!
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>>3320144
I'm sure they mean no harm.
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>>3320185
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3311542/#3312211
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>>3320007
Hey, I'm much older than you, ya know! Respect yer elders!

>>3320068
Thanks! Anon a best anon! Ahahah~!

>>3320089
I know right?! The nerve of some of these people...
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>>3320141
You were about to say I was naked though, but I was wearing something.
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>>3320153
This gif does maddening things to my undergarments...
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>>3320143
>>3320152
SOME
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>>3320206
>Sweating intensifies
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>>3320141
I'm honored you remembered me. I still think you're misunderstanding me, but, I think the ends justify the means here. If you'd be so kind to adorn my face with your feet, it'd make me very happy.
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I don't know which personality of mine is real
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>>3320153
Is running away a good option?
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>>3320213
It's like they don't even know how to have a good time! What are they teaching people these days?! You ought to show them how it's done!
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>>3320112
(I wish I had more time to talk to Megumi. I probably wouldn't even lewd her)
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>>3320153
Can't I fight back?
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>>3320235

>>3320243
No but I won't be here much longer and thought I may as well be a little tease before leaving.
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>>3320249
(It's alright anon, I was just trying her out, to be fair. I'm usually here around the same time. If not, there's always the weekend!)
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>>3320271
D-damn it Alma!
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>>3320286
>Smooches the Parsee
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>>3320144
Gotta calm down there, Iowa. We're all friends here.

If it makes you feel any better, all these poor girls were sunk or scrapped and you're still floating it up in LA, living the dream.
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>>3320294
>Accepts the smooch willingly.
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>>3320206
>This was actually happening
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>>3320127
>Swats the hand away
I have no interest in flight.
I have all the powers I need already.

>>3320141
Interesting.
Tell me, how much money would I have to pay you for you to turn me into whatever you are?

>>3320148
No.
Put it out.

>>3320213
You don't act like it nor look like it.
In this situation, age is simply a number.
The day I decide to respect someone like you is the day this world falls to ruin.
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>>3320196
USS Iowa, at your service, sir!

>>3320201
That's absolutely and unequivocally false. The problem with Communism is that it always requires the use of force against the unwilling participants to rob them of their wealth and redistribute it to those somebody-a human actor who has his own sense of judgments and morals-judges needy. Unless we are talking about a utopia where every single countryman wants to do nothing but the ultimate good and sacrifice for the person next to him, in reality the only way to tell a man to work his hardest for equal compensation as that same person next to him is by force or incentive. In a Communist regime, it has to be at the barrel of a gun because 'incentives' means 'unequal' and thus against the ideology because it acknowledges somebody is worth more than another. Unlike in free market trading where transactions naturally happen through participation and willing agreements where a person with drive and skill is rewarded instead of stifled leading to immense growth. Philosophical communism is flowery on paper, deadly in reality.

>>3320203
Certainly the men at the top do who are promoting this garbage. Don't listen to them, Sugar.

>>3320315
We're all friends here, yes. However, somebody is clearly operating as an infiltrator to disguise themselves as an ally of mine. I shall not stand for it!

War against a greater enemy makes for strange alliances but don't think for a second I shall allow any corruption on my watch.
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>>3320325
>Slaps ass then flies away
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>>3320003
>Pets
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>>3320328
When will you give me another massage?
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>Summons a Mccarthy tulpa and lets it loose on this thread
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>>3320343

Isn't the goal of that game to fight a bunch of demons who are not-so-subtly implied to represent the US Navy?
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>>3320144
The people are rising up!

We will no longer be oppressed by your bourgeois fat cats!
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I CAME HERE WHEN I HEARD ALMO EMNO WAS HERE

AND BY COME I MEAN BY WALKING HERE SO DONT THINK PERVERTED THOUGHTS EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONE TO POINT IT OUT
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>>3320271
So you just come here to tease us? That’s mean.
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>>3320342
u-uh
the fire got bigger..?
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>>3320351
Um... Massage? I'm not sure i follow.
>>3320344
>Godspeed to whoever that might be behind this
>>3320361
No. Get out!
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>>3320344
>Blushes as I cuddle a yes pillow.
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>>3320358
No, they've switched gears, the early abyssals had some subtle references to USN ships/equipment but now they're fallen shipgirls. The new bosses are like evil shipgirls and when you beat them their voice thanks you for saving them.
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>>3320390
It's Maria matey, I got drunk last night and so that happened.
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>>3320358
Um...I am part of the US Navy sir, and we fight against the Abyssal scum. That's the first I've heard of it anyways.
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>>3320398

Hm. Probably backpedaled when it started getting US fans.
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>>3320343
>Stares dreamily from behind his desk, chin resting on his palm, as Iowa gives her lesson.
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>>3320206
>Succubus queen

Errr...
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>>3320343
Will everything be okay?
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>>3320403
>Oh dear.
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>>3320390
A massage.
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>>3320412
Hard to say, could be a bunch of reasons. It'd be weird to add USN girls when the abyssals reference 'em. The anime was the first time it was obvious that that was the direction they were going in, so that could have something to do with it too.
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>>3320157
Why are you such a halfwit?

>>3320220
It isn't that you were wearing an apron, it's that you were wearing nothing BUT an apron.

>>3320239
>Rachel briefly sighs.

Very well.

>She slips out of her tall boot in one smooth motion, exposing her dainty foot wearing a frilly white sock.

Come here.

>>3320342
You'd never have enough, even in 20 of your lifetimes. I refuse.
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>>3320417
Ahaha~ Hello there, eager student! I see you're paying attention rather well!

>>3320429
Everything will always be okay, Sugar. No matter what they're always destined to fail. But that's neither now nor later, so please, let's take our mind off of that! Are you doing well today?
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>Walks into the thread
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>>3320442
I don't know. When was the first time i did this?
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>>3320390
O-OKAY DAD :(
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>>3320459
Oh? Yuugi told me that's how you're suppose to wear the apron. Is she wrong?
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Tell me where the Reds are.
>Cocks his shotgun
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>>3320459
Thats you f@m
>He began to laugh at the vampire
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>Signs
Anon stop poking your cock against my cheek. I am trying to watch the news.
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>>3320343
I will gladly give you that in practice, communism has never worked due to the reason you have presented. However, as a counter-point, that's what makes it a great philosophy. Yes, ideals are almost always flowery. Practice will always contort ideals into a mass of personal interest and subterfuge. The same thing could be said of democracy, to that effect! On paper, it's great for everyone to have a say, but in reality, the say of the US was only in the hands of the few to begin with. It brought similar horrible problems and patriotism. Just look at Manifest Destiny as that gleaming example, something that murdered, bartered people away, and destroyed families, not to mention the lawlessness of the new frontier! Every coin has two sides, and while the Russian communism may have destroyed the souls of the people, it set up such great capital for the future and provided a further industrialization of a people that may have toiled on the backs for what looked like nothing, but now amounts to a better place for their children and grandchildren!
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>>3320506
Nothing is happening in the news today anyway but something is about to happen in your mouth
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>>3320487
Its alright. But show some manners while you're not in the arena. But when you are i won't stop your shenanigans.
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>>3320464
I am doing well, I guess.
Did you enjoy last night's film as much as I did?
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>>3320492
Red you say?
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>>3320459
What a shame. You're saying power like that can be bought with money? And here I had high hopes that you'd say it was 'priceless' or 'invaluable.' What a disappointment.
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>>3320343
Typical American propaganda.

I'll have you know that you will rarely hear a word of complaint coming from our citizens. Everyone here is happy to give what they can for the motherland.
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>>3320534
>Signs while looking angry.
You're really starting to piss me off. I am trying to see if Roman committed any crimes that may be broadcasting.
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>>3320421

Mm, thats MY queen...
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>>3320177
Hehe, that sounds like a plan to me!
>She already seemed rather... prepared, but that was her normal clothing anyway. All she had to do was simply get into position, laying on the floor with her legs up in the air, the fairy curling up as she held her legs up, preventing them from going down.
We need to mix in the milk, first, though!
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>sits in a corner
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>>3320546
Yes, filthy Communist scum. Bring it on!
>>3320553
>Sneaks up behind you and snaps your neck, killing you in the process
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>>3320581
>pets
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>>3320564
You think Roman would do something like that without you? and why dont you look it up on your scroll?
>He keeps poking her
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>>3320581
>Also sits in the corner
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>>3320590
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>>3320594
>Blushes
>>3320611
>Gets nervous
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>>3320590
>Neck breaks, but stays alive because true soviet does not die.
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>>3320581
>Takes hat
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>>3320636
Wait a sec...is that a boy?
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>>3320459
>He scrambles to the vampire's exposed foot, with a look of awe on his face as he studies it.
Ahhh, I knew it, it's as cute as I thought it would be. It's small and delicate, its purity complemented by the natural white sock. Even through the cloth I can see it's perfectly defined shape; taut muscles that can make a soft appendage like this one into a strong tool of obedience. I can only imagine how soft and perfect your skin must be under this cruel cotton prison...! But I'll restrain myself.
>He kneels in front of the girl, sticking his neck out slightly, closing his eyes, with an expectant look on his face.
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>>3320636
>continues petting
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>>3320636
>Gets even more nervous and starts to sweat
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>>3320642
Give it back!
>>3320654
>...
>>3320664
>Blushes and makes a muffled moaning sigh
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>3320666
Satan please.
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>>3320683
Oh hey it's a bridget looks like him anyway
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>>3320703
>correct.
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>>3320245
Yeaaah! I know, right?? Yer my kinda person, guy!

>>3320342
The day you respect me is the day ya dress me! Oh wait! Wahaha~!
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>>3320464
>Her words seemingly linger through the air for a few moments before entering the distant student's head, his eyes widening some almost as if he was broken out of a trance.
Oh, yes ma'am. I could sit here in class all day and listen you talk about our country. You certainly have quite a flair for it.
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>>3320693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>3320610
>She places the remote down then faces the anon. She then opens her mouth and uses her index finger to stretch her cheeks, allowing the anon to see inside her mouth.
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>>3320721
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh?!?!?!
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Post 'em!
Lurking or not.
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>>3320724
Much better.
>He grins and slowly pushes his cock into her warm mouth, testing her with a few thrusts into her mouth
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>>3320713
I lent you an outfit simply because I can't have such indecency in my mansion. If it were anywhere else I wouldn't have given a second thought to letting you make a mockery of yourself.
You're mistaking pity for my respect.

>>3320735
>
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>>3320713
>Passes a flask
And you seem like some fun yourself, little oni!
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>>3320735
>Low rez
eww
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>>3320735
I tried to make that Corrin folder but Male Kamui is impossible to find images for
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>>3320735
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>>3320735
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>>3320735
Why should I?
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>>3320666
>Gets even more boners and starts to cum
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>>3320735
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