HG Thread
Would you drink horsecum?
>>3314093
I-I didn't need your permission!
>>3314070
J-J-Just leave me to own my devices already!
Greetings from Russia, everyone
>>3314233
Last is...last though, it can't be worse than that.
>>3314237
Maybe..
>>3314248
This isn't actually Jameson.
post avas and rate
>>3314219
Jesus christ shut the hell up. Too fucking loud.
>>3314229
8 PM. Wait... Where the fuck are you from? Moscow?!
>>3314258
You lose all hope when you're the first to die, but seeing the first person die gives you a glimmer of hope. It hurts even more getting that hope smashed into the ground the very next slide, you know what I mean?
>>3314251
I mean it, I'm sorry!
>>3314275
Timashevsk, actually.
>>3314273
>>3314258
>Hugs the boat
>>3314273
>>3314276
pro/10
>>3314273
I want to fuck actual spiders.
Also, first 36
>>3314273
>>3314248
It's good for you
>>3314273
There.
>Forgot to put in Aqua after everybody DEBUNKS AND INTERROGATES ME FOR INFORMATION
>>3314276
>You forgot to put yourself in Wigs.
>>3314299
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3314299
Nanami Aoyama
>>3314299
The Player
>>3314299
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3314299
Amazon queen Gogo
>>3314299
Klopp
>>3314299
Misato
>>3314299
cincinnati zoo kills fish because a kid fell in the aquarium
>entry
>>3314299
Aussa
>>3314299
Ross
>>3314287
2nd Russian poster now?
>>3314299
Wo-Class
>>3314281
I guess that makes sense. But I still don't like to be last.
>>3314289
>Sounds alarms
>>3314299
Arceked
>>3314299
Joel Matip
>>3314299
Vic Viper
>>3314299
Lord Beerus
>>3314299
Raiko Horikawa
>>3314299
Eggman-kun
>>3314299
Natsuki Subaru
>>3314299
Doorknob
>>3314299
Jack Frost
>>3314299
The Crimson Demon
>>3314299
Sturgill Simpson
>>3314299
Yui
>>3314299
Well Meme'ed lewandowski
>>3314299
Shiragami Youko
>>3314299
Doot Doot
>>3314322
None of us do, but someone's bound to suck the most out of us all. It just so happen to be you last game. Maybe this time you'll day midway through instead?
>>3314299
Alex Mason
>>3314299
Yuzuriha Inori
>>3314299
Zombieman
>>3314322
W-whats the matter?
>>3314299
KVIIIlyn
>>3314299
Corrin
>>3314299
Matsuda
>>3314321
As far as I know, Seiba and Lena were also here.
Need 4 more
>>3314299
Colonel Sanders
>>3314299
Elly
>>3314299
Koyomi Araragi
>>3314349
I prefer to win.
>>3314357
Being that close will lead to a collision.
>>3314370
gonzalo higuain
>>3314358
N-Nobody's that dumb, right?
>>3314306
I don't count me for whatever reason.
>>3314374
Lol Tigres-a-shit
>>3314367
Seiba?
Lena?
Seiba you mean Blue Saber? I thought Miku is American...
Who's Lena again?
Is it just me or they're more literally who than I am.
>>3314370
Alexis Sanchez
>>3314370
SUNSET
>>3314377
But no one got hurt. And it wasn't my intention to.
Check 'em
>>3314401
Checked
>>3314273
I only have time and strength to use these ones in the one or two hour free time I have.
>>3314248
You should ask Raven.
>>3314188
We thank you for the opportunity you have given us.
>>3314194
>>3314202
>>3314204
>>3314205
>>3314208
Thank you.
>>3314390
Fuck off, Kloppo.
>>3314377
We all do, but sometimes we're not good enough to win.
>>3314401
Looking good, host!
>>3314391
Actually, dunno. Saw each of them posting screens of hg at our 2ch/brg [system recognizes link as spam] and characters with exact names were at them.
Lena as character comes from russian visual novel Endless Summer.
>>3314417
Do I have to smack a squid?
>>3314401
..Hee-oh boy, ho.
>>3314408
Thanks boss.
>>3314401
Ready.
>>3314391
>I'm Canadian.
>>3314400
Very well then.
>>3314423
I am though.
>>3314417
>>3314401
Looks pretty fine, Host.
Come, my drummer from the outside world.
Awaken primal emotions with your soul's beat!
>>3314437
>canadian
That's even worse.
>>3314401
Ready, sir.
>>3314432
>peels the fuck out of here
>>3314420
>Losing to Monterrey
Lol ok. Have fun with
>Jewinho
and
>Lefrenchmemestriker
>>3314429
>>3314444
Elly-chaaaan~! Nice trips!
>>3314443
Sorry
>>3314437
Oh? If you think you are, then hit me with your best shot!
Swap was made
We begin.
>>3314453
>Trips
I believe that is actually a sequence of four equal numbers, Anon.
>>3314437
Good luck. I'll root for you.
>>3314426
>A-Ah.... O-Ok... Never knew about that. Seems like someone is spreading HG.
>>3314437
>heads falls to the ground as if it's like a rock
>2 New Characters!?
>>3314453
Those are quads...
>>3314462
...That was fast.
>>3314462
The fish is dead, what the hell is it going to do?
>>3314453
Anon-chaaaan~! Nice eyes!
>>3314465
>>3314453
I'm afraid he's right, sir.
>>3314462
Yo Sanders, pass the chicken. All this illegal stuff is making me hungry.
>youkao racism intensifies
>>3314459
We might cross paths in the arena, I won't hold back though.
>>3314466
Thank you.
>>3314469
>wo isn't new, and Seiba isn't me, I didn't finish my Saber folder in time and I think someone else is avaing her now.
>>3314488
Oh no, please forgive me Elly-chan!
>>3314469
2ch
domen is .hk
/brg
That's where we are. Since the whole thing is in english, we have not to only post screens, but also to translate a bit.
>>3314462
>>3314476
>25 episodes
Kek. Fuck that, it would take all day to finish.
>>3314506
It's...quite fine, sir. An honest mistake.
>>3314502
Sir, please....
>>3314462
I have a bad feeling about this.
>>3314284
I-I already commanded you to leave me to my own devices a-already fiend...
>>3314523
We shall disrupt the enemy supply line.
>>3314528
No, no! It's not right, I hafta make this up 'ta you!
>>3314504
So I'm not good enough for you to kill, huh? This wouldn't be the first time I wasn't good enough for someone.
>>3314523
I'm not trying to kill you, I'm trying to help you! We're friends ever since we've escaped from that prison!
>>3314523
Wait a second, something is not right, shouldn't an amazon queen be stronger than this?
>>3314462
Be grateful you ungrateful witch.
>>3314504
>A-Ah... So you brought back 2 old avas?
>Because I never knew you're Wo or Matoi.
>>3314517
>Good to know anon. Thanks.
>>3314523
It's High Noon mate.
>blasts the train tracks with dynamite
>>3314462
Ah, yes...
The spectacle already begun, this will be fun.
>>3314503
>Ah, yes.
>I already saved it, but i couldn't thank the host because I had to leave before.
>Sorry about that.
>>3314502
My, my.
>>3314568
>>3314523
I knew it, I just knew it!
>tfw no thicc girl to fugg
>>3314549
Charging in without knowing your enemy would be reckless...
>>3314558
>Yup. Can't let Miku have all the fun.
>>3314568
Defeated...
>>3314568
Come on, you only have a few days to get better.
>>3314579
Life is unfair Anon.
>>3314568
Relax Subaru, nothing bad is going to happen. The cartel isn't even here, so they won't do anything to you. Just relax and have a nice time with everyone...
>>3314580
My name's Natsuki Subaru, and I'm a shut-in.
So now that you know me, you're able to strike me down!
>>3314587
You will do
>>3314586
Post the image where you are smiling with your tongue out.
>>3314547
I-If I tell you it's alright, will you leave me alone?
>>3314588
That's not much to go on.
>>3314599
It's a fake gun. You guys can stop playing dead now.
>>3314580
>>Can't let Miku Have all the fun
>Damn now I feel guilty for always using Ross
>>3314568
>humming
Hmm Hmm Hmm hm hm....
(Lillium Theme)
>>3314599
Why.
>>3314593
W-What? Why do you need that?
>>3314599
S-Subaru... You idiot...
>>3314592
>Throws cigar at you
You want to fill a coffin this badly? Get lost.
>>3314616
b-but
>>3314599
Wonder how everyone's doin' back at camp.
>>3314602
Not if it's just 'ta make me go.
>>3314628
It's alright. Now go away.
>>3314622
But nothing, you can't just drag women away like that. Go earn their hearts the hard way.
>>3314612
>Yeah, gotta let the others shine!
>>3314523
I'll need to tone down this noise.
>>3314568
You can sleep all you want, I'm guarding over this area.
>>3314599
Thank you for this lesson, Dear Magicians.
Mastering this tool and their source is enough for survive during the day.
>>3314603
I don't know what else you want to know about me in order for us to spar. That's pretty much everything you need to know about me.
>>3314641
I can't tell if that was a dream or not...
>>3314648
Your loss.
>>3314640
You're sayin' that just 'ta make me go.
>>3314648
How do you go about winning the heart of a woman that hates you?
>>3314660
u suck
>>3314641
Do I have the look of an Amanojaku?
I think not, this bounty and anyone who tries to get it is futile.
>>3314682
I-I'm trying my best!
>>3314668
And nothing of value as lost!
>>3314671
You make her stop hating you, not an easy task but not impossible either.
>>3314682
I want Subaru to give me the succ.
>>3314657
>music puns
>>3314691
don't hate me
>>3314671
You can't.
You have to fix your problems first. Jeez have I taught you nothing Subaru?
>>3314655
>Perhaps. Some other time.
>>3314517
>opens 2ch
>sees a webm. of the Hunger games
>Fuck man, you guys are more hardcore than we are.
>You guys have your own webm.
>>3314660
I don't know if your human or not, if you use a weapon, or any of your fighting tactics
i want tricky to bash my skull in
>>3314691
But how! I need to know the specifics before I can start being likeable!
>>3314693
You need a nerf.
>>3314694
Sorry anon, but I don't even know who you are.
>>3314693
I can do better....
>>3314695
>Well, she is a drum. And pretty much all her spell cards are puns, at that.
>>3314708
You've taught me that you're a psycho that likes hurting other people. That's something, right?
>>3314709
I'm human as human can be, and I'm weaponless. You can pat me down if you don't believe me.
>>3314714
Well uhm...why does she hates you in the first place?
>>3314708
Yeah, it's Lena who does this stuff.
>>3314701
I don't even know who you are so I won't.
>>3314743
Why not?
>>3314729
Surprise!
>>3314712
WHY?
>>3314735
Probably because I'm so cool. Too cool for someone as dangerous as her. I'm also not good at dying, if you know what I mean. I guess that one's a huge negative.
>>3314670
Nearly being strangled will give off that mindset.
>sneak sneak
>>3314746
Because why I would hate you if I don't know who you are? Don't be a silly goose anon.
>>3314760
Nah I don't know what you mean. Depends of what kind of "dangerous". If she likes fighting more than boys you gotta beat her up first.
>>3314731
Jesus christ. If you want to make the person that hate you to like you, you have to neutralize the hate first. You can't have to remove all possibilities of hate. And then proceed to increasing social points with them.
>>3314738
>Awesome. It's all Russian though. So I can read Jack Shit.
>>3314693
>>3314768
I'll need to stay prepared for any outcome.
>>3314729
My, My.
How unexpected...
At least you can live freely.
>>3314695
>Don't blame me, Also this
>>3314715
>Almost all her spell cards are puns.
>>3314773
>ignores
>>3314773
>grabs him/her by the collar
Watch where you are going.
>>3314768
Why is this a thing?
>>3314777
You're condoning boy on girl violence...?
>>3314782
The only way I can do that is by ignoring her though. Do you honestly think that's good enough to work?
>>3314786
But I can't even see your face, Anon. I declined your offer because I don't know you, but I don't hate you either.
Remember that all muslims and hedgehogs are fasting
>>3314811
Who's offer would you accept?
>>3314803
Nnn...beef...fries...LORD ALMIGHTY!
Thank my lucky stars, chicken ain't gone extinct at all.
>>3314767
Actually, I was gonna just throw ya back 'ta the ground....And while that's not excusable, neither're your OWN threats!
>>3314729
>>3314787
What's so unexpected 'bout it?
>>3314768
...I probably deserve this.
>>3314797
>Flips Ross to the ground.
Watch wwhat you're doing.
>>3314813
>mfw
>>3314803
Skipped a bit of peace.
>>3314731
So you're just...an ordinary human?
>>3314810
Fuck yeah! If she's a hard nut to crack may as well resort to fist instead of words.
>>3314823
Hmm...I don't think about that much. Oh yeah, that girl that healed my wound, Patchouli! And my sister maybe?
>>3314842
No god forsaken flock of vengeful birds gonna get me up here.
>>3314855
Are you a lesbian?
If Sakuya is here, I found this picture for you
>>3314858
Patchouli is basically the only ava they've had a meaningful interaction with.
I know my male avas are terrified of approaching.
Fork over your shit.
>>3314858
Only for that magician. If a boy proves to be worthy I'd go with him. But that hasn't happened in more than a century!
>>3314852
That's right! I'm an ordinary human, just like most people here! There's nothing special about me at all!
>>3314855
>he takes a battle stance
Alright, let me practice on you. I doubt I'll be able to crack your nut, but you're a good target to start with.
>>3314874
TOo bad.
>>3314810
Ignoring won't do anything. But unless you're trying to reset the status right now it might work.
>>3314832
>Uses a judo move to toss Decker to the other side
It's a reaction move!
>>3314867
Sorry Soccer guy. I only pick for one team. Dortmund.
>>3314831
>
>>3314867
Remembuh, don't listen to their deceitful words. They a crafty one, lie about me, my goals. Wanna twist em all up in your head, set us against each other.
>>3314782
Of cource it is.
>let's play spy mode
>are you fucking insane?
>but there are interesting events
>we'll play shool mode
At that moment he was kinda enraged about that long and deathless school mode.
>>3314872
I'm pretty attached 'ta my belongings, actually. Sooo...nah.
>>3314889
...Did you just pass out on me?
Things like swatters are the reason i want the law system to reform alongside most of our principles of civilisation. (This is almost like what the nazis wanted,but my changes are way different)
Track more stuff that could lead to stuff like this. Eventually this will be really useless once a certain policy starts working.
Any offense will be met with much stronger punishment.
Law Enforcement are tracked so they stay loyal and dont break the law themselves.
Any counts of racism are met with charges of prison. The most of an asshole you are,the bigger the sentence. Death Penality for those that basically injure someone because of racism.
Track how good and loyal you are to know if you are "Worthy" or not.
Prevent people with low IQs and low loyality from breeding and force abortions on law breakers.
At this point,most useful law enforcement is actually just vigilantes.
>>3314882
That's...underwhelming.
>>3314901
course*
>>3314818
Actually, sure! Tell me what you want.
>>3314882
Wait a second boy, I'm a sword fighther not a boxer. Can you wield a blade?
>>3314884
I guess I'm also quite unlucky in that aspect...
>>3314869
Well she healed my nasty scar back then, that's good enough for me to try and be her friend!
>>3314891
>>3314907
tl;dr. Sorry buddy.
>>3314907
Ok man, naise arpee
>>3314885
Not bad, kid.
Your move.
>before anyone shitposts, that aint me
>>3314907
>>3314907
Either you are clinically insane or 12.
>>3314885
I think you're onto something here, Ross-rin. You know what they say: "Ignoring is bliss".
>>3314908
So you're not opposed to fighting me, or are you too scared~?
>>3314921
>he strikes her with a right jab before she can complete her sentence
How's that for a fight?
>>3314903
Don't got any problems with blastin' ya then.
>Shoots at.
>>3314921
I really should try saying hi with an ava, but I don't feel comfortable doing so with any of mine. They aren't the types.
>HG imitating real life
I like penis
>>3314938
>launches Dive Bombers at you
>>3314959
I like Booce's penis
>>3314943
Quit being a coward and grow a pair.
>>3314972
And does Booce like your penis?
>>3314901
What? What the hell are you talking about? What? I am seriously confused right now.
>>3314926
I am done moving.
>throws another can of orange juice
On me mate.
>>3314938
Ross-rin what? That's not even an honorific! Ignorance will lead to destruction don't forget about that saying too.
>>3314922
Bang Bang
I shot you down
Bang Bang
You hit the ground
Bang Bang
That Awful sound
Bang Bang
I shot you in the back.
>>3314972
Ok man, naise arpee
>>3314978
Well, the problem is that the interaction, if I'm honest about intentions, would basically be asking them out for a casual meetup sometime. Get to know each other better, like coffee or lunch.
>>3314941
>There is promptly a wall of glimmering crystals in the way, which absorbs the attack with ease
...Come 'ta think of it, haven't we been over this before?
>>3314982
AM I A MORMON NOW!?
>>3314943
It's easy
>>3314921
...nevermind, it's not
Ooga booga where da white bitches at?
>>3314964
>he let's the bombs his him dead on
>>3314992
No, I think you're right. It's the best thing someone like me can do. I'm not exactly the best at doing anything else anyways.
>>3314984
Probably.
>>3314993
thx
>>3315003
I want to take my penis and put into the vagina of __________.
>>3315002
We have a winner
>>3315020
YOUR MOTHER
>>3314992
Central's paying you to do this isn't she?
>a quick catch and an even quicker drinker.
>>3315002
Fuck this.
How the hell did he notice me first..
>>3315006
Are you seriously going to be everyone's bitch all the time?
>>3315020
you
>>3314998
Why does everyone around here have some kind of fuckin' magic powers?
>>3315020
Sarah-tan
>>3315024
Congrats, you stupid ass kid
>>3315020
>>3315027
this
>>3314913
Draw lapise
>>3314943
>I know that feel boyo, that's why I mostly resort to game slides to interact with people which sadly doesn't work sometimes.
>>3314938
...
>Plants fist on your face with abnormal shipgirl strength
I was not fucking ready dammit! Listen to your master!
>Punches again.
>>3315001
Oi.
>>3315006
I may have overdone it a bit
>>3315020
Aussa
Tenryuu
Izaya
Tricky
>>3315038
If it makes you feel better, I don't
>>3315045
Thanks for playing, y'all!
>>3315028
Who the hell's central. Never heard that name before mate.
>>3315045
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3315048
So uh
great movie night huh
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