RWBY/RT Trash General #112: Banesaw Edition
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nigger
When the bitch don't let you eat cookies and strawberries
>>3310886
A pussy whipped emerald sitcom mitebgud
>MFW I was inspired, and finally started writing something after more than three weeks of not being able to write a damn thing.
>Past 2:30 in SoCal
sheeeiiiittttt
>>3311140
Keepin' the faith alive. Surprised we lost so many of out britbongs and auscucks in the transfer.
>>3311180
>freezerburn
What's with it with /trashRWBYg/ lately? All these Blakefags and trash shippers coming out of the woodwork. I almost miss the Lancaster spam.
>>3311509
[spoiler]Cause the only people who stick around in hiatus are people with shit taste[/spoiler]
Eh, my ship is pollination.
>>3311509
Nuts and Dolts isn't shit?
R-right?
>>3311565
>We'll never see seven Penny II's gattai into a mecha for rubes to pilot
>Juan will never show up and replace jaune only for nobody but his sisters to notice when one of them see RNJR in haven
Why even live?
I still want to wear Coco's sunglasses.
what's the edgest thing you can think of
>>3311816
Adam and Raven, especially Raven.
>>3310658
It finally happened.
>Also I have a question for who ever knows
Did that one anon who jokingly requested RWBY in a draw box at school ever update us the day after?
>>3311816
Why would I need to think of it when I have an picture of edge?
>>3311816
Jaune becoming edgy after losing Pyrrha
Maybe becoming an alcoholic
>>3311816
Ruby hurting small animals
>>3312021
and wrist scars that go "across the street"
>>3311816
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlXoXLG8JA
>>3311816
It will always be this. I love Kingdom Hearts but holy fucking shit is the fanbase autistic and edgy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
>What did you do with Kairi?!
>She's a part of the darkness now. She doesn't need the light.
>>3312073
>not linking the final mix version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc
>>3312073
Sweet Jesus, it's too early in the morning for this shit
>>3312043
>>3311816
>>3312088
Good lord. It's even more cringe with the music.
>>3312073
>>3312088
Wow the HD remake looks like shit.
>>3312092
>>3311816
Is it too early for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTvNCXTFt8Y
>>3312230
It's never too early.
What game is this?
>>3305173
>>3312261
Don't even vaguely know. You should probably ask them.
Everyone is asleep
Post all kinds of rubes!
>>3312284
Careful what you wish for.
>>3312303
>>3312308
>>3312314
>>3311816
>>3312092
>>3312230
2 for the price of 1 baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
I want to play video games with Ruby then cuddle afterwards and tickle her tummy.
>>3312322
>>3311509
>>3312284
Combining those two.
>>3312261
>filename is RWBY Subnautica.jpg
"Subnautica is an open world, underwater exploration and adventure game currently under construction at Unknown Worlds, the independent developer behind Natural Selection 2."
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264710
>>3312342
>>3312373
>>3312284
rube a lewd
>>3312368
Thanks anon, have a Penny salute in return.
>>3312386
>Solo masturbation.
Very few things arouse me more than a pretty girl being comfortable and pleasuring herself.
>>3312386
>>3312394
Why not the whole thing?
>>3312416
I didn't know there was a full thing, thanks anon.
>>3312408
Anyone have that image with Yang's model with lighting and without?
>>3312423
>>3312429
Yeah but there's no way I can find it. Google rwby chibi model lighting test or something.
>>3312441
>>3312445
>>3312465
And I'm out. Have a happy ruby tuesday
>>3312477
What's Ruby's favorite day of the week?
>>3312483
Any day yang can control herself.
Arguably Weissday as well.
Crackship
>>3312496
Also a faunus in hiding, an ex-terrorist, a psycho faunus ex-boyfriend, and another faunus with a crush on her. She even has amazing amounts of emotional baggage and a jackass-esque stubbornness to talk about her problems before they explode out of control.
Isn't it just the greatest?
>>3312477
>Ending on a solid dubs note
Many thanks good anon
May you find peace on this wild ride
>>3312535
Also they never talk to each other.
>>3312523
>Jaune is going to spay her
>>3312544
Barely anybody talks to anyone cause this mongolian conga ballroom documentary not a slice of life school dram. It's also horribly short, poorly written, and has been plagued by production schedule fuckups.
It's such a shame to see how they started out so well with their talk in volume one only for it to degenerate into theft as well as physical and verbal abuse by the vol 3 hiatus rwby chibi. Blake's gonna have to work hard to get out of the pound.
>Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 trailer releasing tomorrow at 21:00 JST
R.I.P my interest in Grimm Eclipse.
>>3312544
>>3312585
Obligatory reminder that Ruby is a wifebeater as well.
>>3312585
>started out so well with their talk in volume one
>try and get quiet girl to talk to you
>talk about how you like books and you want to be a hero
>"you're naive lmao fuck off"
And characters do talk to each other, it's just 90% of the time it's with their partner, the character literally made for them to play off of and develop with.
Though it would be really great to see more interactions especially cross teams I think. (I don't like Velvet that much but I liked her talk with Ruby in V3 and it implied they were friends)
I bet Weiss listens to Yung Lean when she thinks she's alone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
![[Heavy breathing] Blake.png](https://i.imgur.com/s0ug5Da.png "[Heavy breathing] Blake.png")
>>3312619
Gotta lean into the subtext
>>3312631
"subtext", my favorite Bumblebee meme.
>>3312636
God, when that ship crashes and burns next season... It's gonna be nuts.
>>3312636
It's not subtext with Bumblebee though. Their relationship can literally go either way. That's why there's so much debate about it. If Yang was a boy there would be a Yang-Blake-Sun love triangle argument.
Bumblebee is one of those anime girl relationships where the potential for relationship is there and strong but they don't go for it for one reason or another.
In RT's case, they're not going for it because they don't want to offend anyone despite a large majority of people want and would be okay with Bumblebee.
>>3312663
This. I don't prefer Bumblebee or Eclipse either way, since Sun and Yang are just gender-flips of each other.
Also holy shit the anti-/u/ sentiment is going kinda crazy.
>>3312663
I love the shit out of the ship but yang's not going much further than her normal big sis attitude and what she'd do for any partner. She keeps reaching out only to constantly get pushed away, hurt, and for blake to constantly fumble the yang ball.
Like, I like it and all but, unless RT pulls another penny, theres just nothing really there for yang to stay for.
>>3312684
>She keeps reaching out only to constantly get pushed away, hurt, and for Blake to constantly fumble the yang ball.
I predict that's all gonna come to an end when Blake and Yang meet again. That's gonna be the deciding point and unfortunately I think RT are gonna go with Eclipse because it's the easier less offensive option and it doesn't require them to not be shitty writers.
>>3312284
Have a turbo lewd rube. No girl is safe from her magic hands
>>3312724
The biggest advantage that Bumblebeefags (and to this extent, White Rosefags) have in terms of hoping for their ships being canon is that they're in it for the absolute long run.
>>3312284
>>3312766
That's why I will always have faith in Bumblebee. I don't really care about White Rose but that's fine too.
>>3312766
I want White Rose to happen but only at the very end.
>>3312724
I guess at like season 18 or something definitely. Vols like 4-7 or something are gonna be full of yang's training montage and going after rubes after news of fighting reaches taiyang. Sooner or later Yang's gonna stumble into Blake when their paths cross after and Yang's gonna kick the shit out of her for not only not being their for her, meh, but not being there for rubes while she's fighting the bbeg and her henchment, unforgivable.
Blake's gonna go down like a bitch like she always does when her sugar momma isn't around to give her the thick, long hard rail of D-ust. If they've already got weiss back then Yang will tolerate her as a team member but it wont go back to like it was.
Sun will try to cheer up his waifu and will end up as an awkward pet blake takes advantage of in her moping until Sun dies fighting Adam.
They'll probably reconcile after the great war while yang own's a bar or something and she runs into a homeless war vet blake panhandling or shoplifting from schneemart (It's okay! I was a teammate to its heiress!) Yang on the other hand spends most of her time sitting around poorly coping with her phantom pains and memories of dead friends she wasn't there for or wasn't strong enough when one of her prosthetics broke/she lost yet another limb. It's gonna be some sad as fuck shit.
Hell, your pic's a pretty solid end scene to the show.
>>3312843
>They'll probably reconcile after the great war while yang own's a bar or something and she runs into a homeless war vet blake panhandling or shoplifting from schneemart (It's okay! I was a teammate to its heiress!) Yang on the other hand spends most of her time sitting around poorly coping with her phantom pains and memories of dead friends she wasn't there for or wasn't strong enough when one of her prosthetics broke/she lost yet another limb. It's gonna be some sad as fuck shit.
It's not that deep, bro.
>>3312405
>>3312937
Dare to dream!
>>3312284
>>3312967
>That alternate Yang.
Aesthetically pleasing.
>>3312983
Imagine Yang's response to Blake mastering her semblance enough to create durable shadows with a decent amount of autonomy.
Imagine if she learns to change the appearance.
>>3313007
>Blake uses her new ability to distract Salem
I feel like posting some Merc.
>>3313109
>>3312652
>Is someone going to help Jaune and Ren?
>>3313119
>>3313124
>>3313132
>>3313139
>>3313150
>>3313157
>>3313183
>tmw you realize this warpick has more aesthetic detailing than most canon RWBY weapons.
>>3313228
That's not really fair because up until recently RWBY was made in shitty software from 1998 on a shitty budget.
>>3313240
Having said that I think the weapons got significantly less detailed as time went on.
Wow it's fucking nothing.
http://steamcommunity.com/stats/418340/achievements/
>>3313292
>Nora infiltrates Cinder's group
>Doesn't change her appearance or anything
>Just puts on a pair of sunglasses.
>It works
>Jaune's face when
>>3313292
>>3313250
Maybe at one point in time, the Main Character weapons were considered 'well detailed'
May will avoid getting booped on, if she achieve dubs.
>>3313331
Hell, sometimes having less detailing makes it better than the actual weapons in the show
>>3313331
Speaking of detailed models
>Person who bought the game rips into it and explains why the changes are awful.
>Devs don't respond.
As expected of RoosterTeeth.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GrimmEclipse/comments/4mxdlm/i_never_thought_rwby_would_drive_me_to_piracy/d3z6n5b
>>3313366
It finally happened.
>>3313366
Congratulations, May!
>>3313389
The new models look fine in game, imo.
>>3313366
>Double Dubs
>>3313366
>>3313228
>inb4 this is better looking than Raven's sword
>>3313366
Good work May! It only took you like 20 tries, but you got it!
>>3313026
>Blake saves remnant by sexing salem into submission with her harem of shadow men
It'd be amazing
YES
>>3313548
Blake looks pretty good with short hair
>>3313556
They pretty much all look good with alt hair cuts/styling
>>3313548
>Genderswap Blake
>Androgynous boy that's feminine enough to trap if he wants to.
Stop, Anon.
I don't want these feelings!
>>3313569
>>3313575
>Genderswap
Uh... I hate to break it to you but that blake's a faunus isn't the only thing he's hiding.
>>3313729
My opinion about Blake wouldn't change. I'd still like them the most.
>>3313731
>>3312284
>>3313729
Indeed. look at Blake's barbed cat penis.
>>3313731
Does that mean female Jaune? Jeanne?
...I don't think my heart could take it.
>>3313770
Blame Pixiv, bro.
>>3313772
And that's my entire genderswap folder.
>>3313777
I'd post that one Jeanne aquarium fic but I don't have it anymore.
>>3311816
>>3313750
Definitely Blake's worst feature.
>>3313777
>>3313838
>>3313838
>>3313868
Last I got
>>3313871
Mah Nigga.
>>3313793
Here you go, friendpai.
>>3313898
200Cute400Me
>>3311816
this guy
I think Velvet is the edgiest character, I love her song "I May Fall"! :)
>>3311816
the edgiest thing is my waifu of course
>>3313954
>>3313888
>>3312724
It can't come soon enough
>>3311816
Monty
What kind of breasts do you think your waifu has?
>>3314102
>Implying those aren't all nice tits.
It's okay to be gay.
>>3313731
>male Weiss is ashamed to have the smallest penis by far
>>3313820
What the fuck am I reading
>>3314069
What does 'wibbly' even supposed to mean?
>>3314128
About Blake's barbed catdick
>>3314164
>Barbed cat dick
I hate you people.
>>3314162
No idea but I'd suck them and that's all that matters.
>>3314216
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT4nr2UmRg
Are you saying Blake could have a dick without it being possessed by the spirit of barb's homolust?
Can Penny cry? Could you make her cry?
>>3313947
Bait harder next time
>>3314512
Yes, she's made to simulate a real grille
I don't think she's mentally or emotionally developed enough to outside of debug diagnostics.
Would you let fairy neo in?
dont you trust her?, shes a fairy.
>>3312590
Can't wait
>>3314548
I'd let her in. I'll just put her in a jar or something if she tries anything.
>>3314548
Fucking fairy's. Why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to trust such small little shits.
>>3314548
>>3314548
Not that fairy, she'd end the world if I let her in
>>3314531
>>3314591
>Rubes is shit and has to stay at beacon during winter break for remedial classes
>Yang, Weiss, and Blake "leave" to go to their homes
>Actually spend the whole break at the Valeton hotel and heading into beacon to spook rubes
6 episode special when?
>>3314617
>implying weiss wouldn't use it as an excuse to dodge going home and instead help rube get gud as her study buddy
>>3314651
and then they fuck?
>>3314651
>"Have I ever told you my family motto, Ruby?"
>"Uh, no?"
>"Git gud."
>"What?"
>"It's ancient Atlesian and means 'Strive for Perfection.'"
>>3314685
Only if Rube gets full marks on the tests Weiss creates for her.
reese should just drop out
>>3314651
Why is totally gay but actually platonic white rose so gosh darn comf?
>>3314718
if you keep bullying reese i can't be held responsible for my actions
>>3314702
>Comfy and happy Weiss in a cute simple dress.
>>3314723
>>3314739
>>3314723
Because they are best. Premier comf comes along with that title.
>>3314723
It's time for comfy yuri?
>>3314724
it's the only way she'll improve
>>3314771
It always is
>>3314771
Lets just post comf in general, wouldn't want to make the anti-/u/ fags feel threatened.
>>3314736
Please arrange for paramedics to rescue your nutbladder. This trip is gonna be a doozy.
http://breakfastbooty.tumblr.com/tagged/rwby
>>3314796
>>3314804
>anti-/u/
Quit making things up.
>>3314804
That's fine but I don't have any hetero pics.
>>3314812
BreakfastBooty da god.
>>3314772
reese is already a top fighter the blake mishap was just a mistake okay
>>3314820
Actually yeah it seems like most of them haven't stuck around this late into the hiatus.
>>3314837
In all honesty I only had that one.
best ship coming through
>>3314854
>>3314871
Platonic pollination is better but yeah Enabler is great.
>>3314871
I wouldn't call this comfy but it makes me feel warm in a special way.
also I wish there was more Emerald x Arslan art.
>>3314871
>>3314897
>Ruby's tiny socked feet.
Cute!
>>3314871
That's not Stuffed Rabbit.
>>3314917
>>3314895
Can you, in fact, justify this pairing?
I can think of a passable justification, but I want to see if you can do it for yourself.
>>3314924
>>3314930
Double. Chocolate.
>>3314930
I can't come up with anything off the time of my head. I just really like brown girls and brown girls kissing brown girls makes me happy.
>>3314924
>>3314930
they're both brown and cute who cares
>>3314930
Choco fetish.
>>3314939
I suppose that works for a less discerning audience... But a more advanced reason would be to use the fact that Emerald was a parent-less street rat, and Arslan is often characterised as a mother figure.
>>3314548
Smash it with a hammer
>>3314976
Wouldn't get past her aura.
>>3314953
>>3314871
Coming through
>>3314997
Then keep swinging till it breaks
>>3315004
>>3315004
>>3314702
I WANNA FUCK THAT WEISS
>>3315058
>>3315046
Rube gets all the bitches
Whats with all the filth ?
How would you bring her smile back?
Hard Mode - No lewd allowed.
>>3315082
>>3315089
Does anyone have that picture of Weiss on the phone with Ruby saying she'll give her a hug if she gets here in a minute or something like that.
I thought I was in the general, not in the fucking /u/.
>>3315082
THE RUBE MUST REMAIN PURE, CUTE AND PERFECT.
PURE, CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>3315089
Get Merc to do it instead
>>3315080
>>3315126
>>3315113
Hell yeah I do.
>>3315046
ruby doesn't deserve penny
>>3314871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMV5u9uIsk0
>>3315141
>>3315137
>>3315089
Nothing you could do would work.
>>3315158
>>3315089
Abuse the shit out of Rube's is out there in the world without her team so you need to gitgud
Lie like a motherfucker as much as it takes to get her back together and a prosthetic on.
Put up with her being a monumental faggot over everything.
Protip, Yang gets:
>Abandoned by her mother
>Her step mother up and dies on her
>Her father breaks down after losing a second wife and Yang finds out her "mom" actually isn't her mom
>Her alcoholic uncle is an alcoholic spook that's gone all the time on "missions"
>Yang loses her childhood to having to grow up rapidly to be the "mom" for the sake of the Rubooty and Rubelly
>Is involved with criminal scum enough to know where to go for what she needs. *Hint**hint*
>Probably has a pretty large rap sheet at the patch P.D.
>After spending much of the school year opening up her partner Blake with physical and emotional support Blake continues to run out on her over and over.
>Ironwood getting sassy when she says Mercury attacked her. In a world with fucking teleporters, ORAORAORAORAORA, shadow clones, summoning, telekineses, maidens, and shit and the literally half iron man is giving her sass like she's a confused pre-teen who played doctor with uncle instead of a huntress in-training at one of the best hunter schools in remnant after graduating from Signal.
>Her own partner she's bonded with over the school year over all their problems and her fucking uncle who was pretty much the half-papa with her all those years after taiyang broke don't believe her
>Even if the smug thugs get curb stomped down the road and Rubes/Velvet who figured it out as well as anyone in the Haven RNJR arc try to corroborate the ruse, with the CCT down she'll already be convicted in the court of public opinion for far too long (Think OJ Simpson/Michael Jackson, etc.). Likely only able to eke out a meager living at frontier towns too busy trying to not get overrun by grimm to know who she is.
cont
>>3315082
>>3315166
Faunua did you reverse a Yang I made?
>>3315215
>On dorm-arrest when the attack on beacon starts. Can't reach Ruby cause Merc already irk'd Ruby's scroll. Has to bear with not being able to be there for her little sister in this major crisis.
>Loses her arm trying to save Blake
>Blake runs when they reach Vale instead of supporting her now maimed partner who got maimed trying to see, I dunno, save he from her ex-partner who just stabbed her in the gut.
>Rubes in a coma.
>Weiss abandons her when her father takes her away to Atlas.
>Rubes recovers only to run away soon after.
>Yang is a hand to hand brawler who's just lost her arm. Even if she gets a decent prosthetic for combat she sill has to re-train half-way to account for the differences it brings
>Remember when they were on the field trip to mountain glenn and Oobleck asked about why they wanted to become hunters, Yang wanted adventures where she didn't know what the next day would bring and helping people was a nice bonus. Beacon is toast for the forseeable future, she'd need a likely expensive prosthetic and a lot of money to fight her way through grimm to another kingdom's hunter academy only to face the public perception fallout of Emerald tricking her into attacking mercury. Her future is essentially in tatters
>Yang's need to recover and the fallout of recent events incl. Qrow fucking off yet again will likely lead to whatever info Raven let slip to qrow be useless by the time she hears about it let alone can do anything with it. Teasing her yet again with a trail gone cold.
>>3315157
>Someone commissioned this.
>still can't decide if this was money well spent or not.
>>3315231
Of course I did. Yang doesn't deserve to be happy.
>>3315150
Thanks
