Now this is truly a meme degree
Holy shit sign me up
I would unironically choose this degree if it was in my Uni.
>2020
>People will be asking for time stamped meme diplomas to prove who is the best memster
screenshot this
>>3301951
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3301951
>half the "memer" 9gag kids drop out after having to wade through /b/ shitposting for hours on end to write a paper.
Unlikely to happen, but hopefully they will actually do it right.
I have been on 4chan for 10 years. Am I qualified to teach there?
You mean I can be a PhD in memes?
I can attain the title of "Doctor" if I create some advice dog variations as my thesis?
>>3301951
>posting clickbait
>lying to spies
>>3301951
So what kind of job prospects do you have with a bachelor's of arts in meme studies?
>>3301960
Shill on /g/
>>3301961
Sign me up
>>3301954
>2020
>job applicants will be turned down for certain positions for not being meme certified
>>3301951
I literally want to die, memes are awful why would anyone unironically say the word "meme"
>Loughborough
Shithole anyway.
>>3301960
Journalism career.
![snapshot_13.26_[2015.12.23_23.04.47].png](https://i.imgur.com/uxkgwpF.jpg "snapshot_13.26_[2015.12.23_23.04.47].png")
>FB_IMG_1465189554889.jpg
remeber to report face book frogs
>>3301959
>clickbait
>BBC
>>3301968
it's fake.
>>3301966
no you have to sign up for the "10 reasons why YOU should impersonate journalists" course.
>>3301963
>2020
>people will get paid to meme up products on /g/
>>3301960
jobcentre+ queue
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A.edu+filetype%3Apdf+4chan
start studying m8s
>>3301951
>Tfw could complete the course material in minutes
It's actually incredibly interesting how far we've come. One can engage in entire conversations and arguments using only memes and image macros.
Inb4 PhD in memes.
>>3301951
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>>3301951
What if we're already experts on the subject?
>You will never recieve an Honorary degree in Memetic Imagery from a prestigious institution as recognition for your extended accomplishments in the field
Why even live?
This ain't funny. Too many useless degrees. We need classic education back. Force people to learn latin and algebra for christ's sake. We're breeding idiocy at its finest.
>alright class, for your assignment this week I will require you make at least 80 posts on 4chan's /tv/ board, 12 of them must be bait threads
>next week we will discuss just what the perfect formula is for making a bait thread that garners a great many replies
>>3301951
he fell for the meme meme
>>3301979
I was taught Latin in middle school, it's overrated desu but my teacher was cool
>>3301979
why the fuck would anyone need to learn latin
reminder that peak meme has already been reached.
meta-memery is the only thing left.
>>3301980
>Throwing them straight into the deep end
They would lose their mind in minutes
>>3301958
>not master
Meme master... or memester if you
will
>>3301983
because that word you like to use so much, fuck, has a latin origin, you ignorant baboon.
>>3301984
I blame reddit for all of it. Most modern memes are either forced or just shitposting under the guise of being a meme.
>>3301958
You could just go the Stallman route and pretend to be a Doctor without actually having gained a PhD
Probably have to write essays and shit
No me gusta!
>>3301990
>i see no inherent value in analyzing, or arranging my thoughts into coherent packages for others to consume so that i may convey meaningful information
>i'd rather just play league of legends and choke on my own drool
>>3301979
Quod Deus Vult perdere, prius dementat
>>3301991
>degree in epic maymays
>meaningful information that others may find valuable
Pick exactly one.
>>3301964e
m
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emememe
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m
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*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>3301951
Source?
>>3301993
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>3301997
Yeah, well I can't bluename anymore, but your post just got saged (that means downboated for you redditards).
>Be respected journalist
>become professor of something called memetics, dean said it was a new type of communication
>teaching first class, for some reason it involved a lot of cartoon frogs
>oh well, it must just be to ease these kids in
>marking first papers
>HOL UP smacks lips What youse tryin' to say is rolls up sleeves What you white bois is saying breathes heavily through gaped teeth That we niggas can pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline That we can like get sum snorts loudly through huge nostrils Get sum of that you saying that holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice Some finna eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank Hol up so u be sayin is licks teeth and grins That this little white gurl hurr
>AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOsmacks lips profusely SO HOL UP HOL UP steals SO U BE SAYIN gets jiggy wit it SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN eats a skittle AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN checks for nearest KFC U BE SAYIN collects welfare HOL UP HOL UP licks teeth and smacks lips AYYYOO U BE SAYIN does the crip walk SO U BE SAYIN opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer WE GON BE dindu.nuffins FINNA WE GON BE sucks air through teeth AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE pulls up sagging pants SO WE GON BE instinctively looks around for police SO U SAYIN WE GON BE faints and then gets up repeatedly SOM FINNA scopes dem titties SO WE GON BE shouts at movie theater screen SOM FINNA chucks spear AYYYOO SOM FINA sets down cotton bale HOL UP strokes welfare check pensively WE GON BE throws gang sign SOM FINNA swings from basketball hoop WE GON BE grabs dick and shuffles left and right SOM FINNA participates in a drive-by shooting HOL UP MUH NIGGUH converts to Islam U SAYING WE GON BE repeated World Star yelling in the background SOM FINNA sells crack That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING Rolls a blunt AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>>3301998
>sage equals downvote
How's it going, Reddit?
>>3301951
>the cia makes memes inspired by egyptian mythology.
lord kek
>>3301995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQ0iXnlR5K
itt: pizza hut degree on memeology
will this look good on my janitor application?
>mfw
http://www.lboro.ac.uk/departments/meme/
>>3301951
Here is my sign up form
>>3301985
this was a sharp witted post
>>3301987
>because that word you like to use so much, fuck, has a latin origin, you ignorant baboon.
I don't give a fuck where it came from
>>3301987
i studied latin for years beside with many europian languanges, its just a meme
>>3301999
I'm crying tears of joy.
Praise to you, Lord kek
why would I need a meme degree when I'm already the meme lord
>>3301951
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>3301951
What has become of you, Pepe
90% of unis in great pakistania are horseshit anyway, as are 90% of the people doing them
source: been there done that
>>3302009
What if you want to be the meme professor
>>3302013
i'm the meme lord
>>3302013
>meme professor teaching a meme class for meme degree students
If only the university was a meme too.
>>3302014
Shitlord, more like
> Implied Memetics is the thinking man degree.
>not graduating at the top of your school with a 9001 GPA in memeology
>>3301951
>This may well seem as an unusual, even controversial topic for a degree, but memes offer an insight into the modern human condition
What condition? Humanity is dying from meme induced cancer?
>>3302017
But Applied Memetics is the useful degree.
>>3302016
>he can't into memelord
>>3302020
>applying you even get his meme joke
>>3301958
But Dr. Memes has a nice ring to it.
>>3301960
LGBT activist
>>3301951
Will it be taught by Dr Pavel?
I want meme-magic to die, it's getting way too dangerous.
>>3302027
Has anyone died from overexposure to memes or in any other way been meme'd to death?
>>3301951
Hello I'm Doctor Anonymous I got my Ph.D in Memeology.
>>3302028
Yes
>allegedly
>>3302030
Who?
If I google "meme'd to death" the only hits I get are Trayvon Martin memes.
>>3302028
Yeah, the people on the germanwings flight
>>3302028
lemmy
>>3301995
Underrated response
>>3302024
Creative use if meme arrows there, A-
>>3301979
Fuck Latin.
I don't know of a single person that learned Latin in middle or high school that has used it to their benefit or even remembers a fraction of it.
>>3302032
>tfw you'll never die of a meme overdose
Memes are not technology
They are sociology
>>3301960
you could probably go into advertising/'creative' marketing (aka viral marketing) or become a teacher in memes
>it's real
>>3302040
>>3301979
>Too many useless degrees.
>Force people to learn latin
i know all about memes because i visit redchannit
>>3302044
isn't that Ben "unload a nine on the welfare line" Garrison's book?
>>3301995
I read this in Christopher Walkens voice. Glorious kek
YOU ARE NOW THE PROFESSOR OF THIS COURSE
What is the final exam you set for the meme students?
>>3302047
They must trigger a celebrity on Twitter.
>>3302047
Create the next Bane.
>>3301951
>mfw even a literal meme degree is meaningful to learn than woman's studies
>>3301951
>FB_IMG_1465189554889.jpg
So degrees and certificates are technology? Is that why this trite is allowed on /g/?
>>3301951
Epic quality memster-kun.
>>3302036
Derideo Te
>>3301989
Stallman not PhD. Is this true? because that would be fraud.
>>54943588
You mean the feels good man frog
>>3302055
He got his doctorate for free
>>3302056
problem, officer?
>>3302059
Milk don't go in tea period wtf
>>3302059
>putting milk in your tea at all
>>3302062
I just never heard of putting milk in tea.
Sounds like something retarded Japanese would do
>>3302002
Aim high and apply to be an adjunct professor of feminist maymayology instead.
>“I can’t tell you how many students have come up to me and asked,‘Assistant Dean Linsenmeier, why you no have Internet Memeology major?’” Linsenmeier said to reporters. “Well, I’m here to say that, Northwestern students, you can has a degree in Meme Studies.”
>>3301951
Just another example of universities desperate college kids loose change and justify the hiring of more liberal college professors.
Will this make my CS degree worthless?
>>3301951
>You can finally be a professional memester with a degree
Will I need a BA in memery to post on 4chan in the future?
>>3301954
>tfw 2020 is 4 years away
>>3301958
all those hundreds of Pepes I saved, holy shit
>>3301951
>It's a Professor Wilson guest lecture
>tfw I'm already meme certified and I didn't go to school for it
>>3301998
>sage is downvote
>he thinks in terms of upvotes and downvotes
>he doesn't know what sage is
>not getting a BSc in meme engineering/ memetics to develop military grade memes for the government, or a meme historian to be a talking head on major news networks
>not getting a phd from 4chan university
So now if someone asks "To what degrees will you go with your memes...", now we know.
>>3301973
>how to play faproulette
>>3302029
You must have second major in time travel given the courses haven't started.
I really liked that senior design class at start of freshman year. Big test worth 90% of your grade the first day, then the rest of the semester you can take your time building the time machine and studying for the big test.
>>3301951
>not realising it's a shoop.
Garbage degrees are truly a sign of the end-times. If you can't find a useful degree that interests you, you should probably not be going to university.
Of course thanks to Blair and his goons, every poor sod thinks that they must go to university so they can be middle class with their friends.
What is the point of this? How will a degree in memes help you in a professional enviroment?
>>3301951
so in 2021 we will have our first wave of Masters of Meme graduates let loose on the net
god help us
But this is not new.
Any non-STEM degree is a meme degree.
>>3301951
Will still make you more employable than CS graduates.
>>3302055
He has honorary PhDs.
What are the career prospects? Professional shit poster?
>>3301994M E M E
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>>3302028
/mu/ killed Lemmy and Bowie
THE ARTICLE IS FAKE YOU RETARDS YOU CAN STOP POSTING ITT NOW
>>3302084
>lawyer
>>3301951
End it all, I want the end of the world to happen and for society to break down
>>3302092
Meme degree.
>>3302084
>>3301997
is this a pasta?
>>3302015
source on that pic?
>>3302078
What a time to be dead
>>3302059
Comparing BBC News to BBC Three articles......
>>3302147
Bad post ,':^)
>>3301984
I feel like the dates for these is all wrong.
>>3301958
>I can attain the title of "Doctor" if I create some advice dog variations as my thesis?
>>3302030
> [Linux] Anomynous
I can't think of a more worthless degree what employment could this degree possibly get you.
and you guys got sent to /trash/
Kekked hard to this whole thread,
can't wait to be a certified memer
>>3301951
There was a college that offered a course in "Super Smash Brothers Melee Theory":
http://www.oberlin.edu/stuorg/exco/students/oldcourses/spring06.htm
It doesn't mention it on this page, but they charged a fee for "controller wear." Schools will sometimes put out bullshit courses that dumb people will take just for some easy cash.
>>3301951
I don't need a meme degree. I've always been on the frontier of memes. I grew up with the memes.
Not surprising since western academia has been taken over by the lib arts.
>>3301951
Haven't gender studies degrees been handed or for years now? There are thousands of people running around with meme degrees.
>>3301951
I understand a class but a fucking DEGREE? The funding for this university needs to be pulled immediately
>>3301951
Reminds me of the /fit/izen that wrote a thesis on /fit/ board culture.
>>3340998
>drunked meme bump time
b u m p
where do I go for the dank meme degree?
Well congratulations! You got yourself a degree. Now what's the next step in your master's program?
>>3302045
Yes
>>3358328
Crashing the education system, with no survivors.
Bump,
>>3382288
nice dubs !
>>3382288
wasted
