Erp communism edition
Last thread >>3292144
Hyuck hyuck
These threads need more rape.
>>3297222
Would you like to fix that?
>>3297115
Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying life, nothing much to expand on.
>>3297137
Katyusha approves this thread!
>>3297137
This thread is russian backed cancer and must be deleted!!
>>3297231
Gotcha. I'm in finals week and I needed a fap break.
The stress is getting to me, ya know?
>>3297222
Rape is one of the best fetishes.
>>3297164
>With the feeling of the shipboy's hand on his head and the thrust of their hips encouraging him, he pressed down further as he took their full length down his throat with little struggle, pressing his nose into the boy's crotch as their mass filled his throat. He held it for a long moment before sliding their slippery cock out of his mouth with a gasp to catch his breath. He was quickly back at it as he kissed and licked the head of Tenryuu's dick before taking it in his needy mouth again. His hand rolling the swollen orbs over in his palm while his other hand gripped the boy's bottom.
>>3297249
I'll purge you!
Still waiting for that special female avatar who will rape and mind break me (and is actually on when I am awake)
>>3297230
I don't think people like super heroes that rape villians
>>3297287
You think you could even get your hands on me, arachnid?
I'd like to see you try.
>>3297253
It happens at least you try to relax when it's needed.
>>3297287
It's good for you that I'm no hero then isn't it?
>>3297265
Oh? Is that a challenge?
>>3297137
URAAA!! For the motherland!
>>3297335
There's no challenge in purging scum like you.
I just found out about the FFXII Remaster and I could literally cum right now.
>>3297264
>Did this male even deserve a warning? Either way he could feel his churning balls were beginning to tense, his cock throbbing with anticipation as it neared that edge ever closer with each action the man performed on his cock. The shipboy moved his hips a little more, and the long moment of being in his throat garnered more girlish sighs. He wanted to surprise the male, but he couldn't, that submissive nature deep inside making him pant out the words.
I'm... almost gonna... ahhh...~
>>3297327
Do you by chance have time to lend a hand?
>>3297337
Go to sleep.
>>3297287
I wouldnt mind being webbed up and raped by spider gwen.
>>3297366
The girl on the left has some of the worst-drawn tits I have ever seen in an anime what the fuck
>>3297256
Who left this turd in the shower? Come on guys, what the fuck.
>>3297299
Don't test me, I eat dinos for dinner.
Your dinos in fact.
>>3297377
It's no time for sleep when there's work to be done for the good of the people!
>>3297439
that's not a suplex that's stretching!
>>3297424
Go ahead. In fact, I'll pay you one thousand dollars if you manage to lay a single finger on me in the next thirty seconds.
>>3297337
Fur der vaderland!!
>>3297366
>He picks up the cute tiny russian scum
And how are you going to do that?
>>3297376
How could I help...?
>>3297449
>Lays his fingers on your dino dick
>>3297335
It's also good for me that I'm no villian.
>>3297385
I was going to call you a freak, but that would make you normal by new York standards.
>>3297449
Hold on don't I get time to prepare atleast.
>>3297471
>Suddenly disappears and reappears 5 feet away before he can be touched.
>>3297496
Of course you do. Take as much time to prepare as you'd like, just tell me when you'd like to start our gambit.
I expect something out of you if you lose. Surely if you're confident, that shouldn't be a problem, right?
>>3297373
>All the sweet reactions from the boy drove him on as he increased his efforts in his attempt the drain their swollen balls. He quickened the pace of his bobbing up and down the shipboy's large member as the blowjob became sloppier. His hand giving their sack a small squeeze before burying their length down his throat one more time to finish off such an effeminate boy he enjoyed playing with.
>>3297458
>Nonna picks Katyusha back on her shoulders and glares ice coldly, like the death itself.
Do not touch our commander and supreme leader Katyusha-sama with your dirty fascist hands or I'll have to make pirozhki of you with the help of IS-2.
>>3297496
Does that make you a heroine? If so then I have some terrible news for you, as breaking in heroines is a hobby of mine
>>3297519
>He gets a job as a mailman, then waits until you order something from amazon. He then delivers it to you in disguise. As he gives you the package her makes sure you touch his fingers.
>He goes home then masterbates with that same hand.
>Ohwait.jpg
>He goes back to your house then reveals himself to you.
Winrar~
>>3297496
Eh Rachnea hasnt filled my web bondage quota for the mont and the skin tight suit works for you and Im weak for blondes.
>>3297610
>Recognizes him because, obviously, he is very easy to recognize. He also does not touch his fingers, fuk u.
>>3297519
>Suddenly her spidey senses tingle.
Well I have like 20 dollars here, but I'm guessing you don't need money. What would you want from me?
>>3297666
>He smirks and takes a seat on his usual fancy couch, crossing his legs.
I want exactly what you think I want. I'd have you serve me with your body, just once.
If you decide that afterwards you'd like to return for more, then so be it.
If you're as confident as you act, these terms should be no problem for you.
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>3297737
I'M YOUR FOOL
>>3297641
>Changes his gender, height, race, weight and face. Learns a new languages to gain a new accent. She now works as a waiter, when she hands you the menu she places her hand on yours with a smile.
Take your time~
>>3297725
>Asking to rape her.
>>3297755
>His scent remains the same and he keeps track of it with his raptor senses, not touching the waitress.
Rekt
>>3297533
>Finally the shipboy could stand no more. His eye closed and his back arced a bit, his free hand running over his flat, toned chest, rubbing at one of his nipples through his clothing. He pushed his hips out, gasping for breath as his cock throbbed and he started to orgasm, his thick seed spilling out into the male's mouth with each suck and roll of the male's tongue urging out more of his heated sperm.
>>3297772
That's not what I'm asking at all. Learn to process words, you dolt.
Besides, it's not rape if she'll enjoy it, Anon.
>>3297774
>Uploads her consciousnesses into a robot, that robot takes on the form a sleek slender furry. She works in a new style restaurant that has girls of her type working there.
Hello mister I can seat you right over here~
>She giggles cutely then lightly places her hand on his shoulder to indicate him to follow her
>>3297805
>Implying you can't get raped even if you enjoy it.
yhok.
u wana fuq?
>>3297861
>Has a phobia of furries and instinctively runs away before he can be touched
>>3297879
Everyone knows rape doesn't exist, Anon. If you enjoy sex you want it and it's not rape.
Duh.
>>3297885
>Whips out dick.
>>3297784
>Shivering in delight, he slowly pulled away with his lips tightly wrapped around the boy's shaft as he didn't want a drop of their seed to spill. He sucked on the tip of the shipboy's cock as he released his grip on their bottom and brought his hand to stroke their shaft, milking them of every last drop. After a long moment, he removed his mouth from Tenryuu's serviced cock and swallowed his prize. Grinng up at the boy, he pat teir thigh and stood up.
Seems to me you're in perfect working condition.
(About time I got to suck your cock, damn it. Thanks for the fun robofag.)
>>3297890
>The robot girl takes off the suit, she uploads her consciousness onto the internet, slowly infecting every device until he can't even touch a razor.
>Even if he does touch them at this point it doens't even matter for they have evolved beyond petty human squabbles
>>3297610
Hm, might i suggest taking up a different hobby? Like knitting or showering?
>>3297629
That seems like something you should go to a professional for.
>>3297725
When you say serve you mean like give you a massage right? 'cause i could totally be a maid for a day.
>>3297890
>Rape doesn't exist.
>That sentence just raped me
>>3297951
Oh so i have no chance with the spider Gwen? ehh win some and lose some i guess.
>>3297951
I can assure you that I am quite clean. But knitting? Surly you jest. I have a myriad of skills but knitting isn't one of them.
>>3297935
A-ahh, nnn...~!
>As the male sucked out his cum like his cock was a straw, the shipboy's knees grew weak and he could have almost fallen over if not for the wall supporting his back. He kept his posture as best he could as he rode his orgasm to the very end, emptied of every drop of his jizz.
To be able to get me to such a state... you're good, I'll praise you for that...
( Have her saying that for you in JP: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/1/13/Tenryuu-Major_Damage.ogg )
(Also, glad you liked. Sorry for the bit of sleep delay there.)
>>3297941
>Dies
>>3297951
It seems you're already preparing for failure, my dear. Is your confidence failing you?
>He sighs and rests his head in the palm of his hand, still smiling all the same.
No, not quite, though I will accept a massage as well if you would wish.
I'd give you the privilege of entering the bedroom of I, Dio, and indulging yourself for a night.
>>3297885
No, I want to scratch behind your ears though.
>>3298005
>Letting her touch you.
>inb4 she touches you, takes the money and leaves.
>>3298018
No...
Stop teasing my dick
>>3298018
(Morrigan?)
>>3298031
>tfw Ainz will never scratch behind my ears
>(Communism edition)
(Hey, whose the dead Red bastard who made this thread? Because you know. He's dead.)
>>3298067
Lurk more.
>>3298073
Does this mean Iowa yandere time? Please tell me this means Iowa yandere time.
>>3298001
My pleasure to service such a wonderful looking ship.
>>3298074
I'm pretty much on here all day, can't keep track of every little detail.
>>3298072
Ha, that's what you think!
>With a significant amount of skele-smug, the lumbering lich places his boney palm on your head, gently scratching behind your ears with the tips of his fingers
>>3298057
S-Stop judging me, anon.
I'm an adult now I do what I want.
Wryy.
>>3297992
Maybe if you catch me in a more adventurous mood, i will admit bondage is something i've wanted to try.
>>3297997
Yes i'm sure you do, i can see you've perfected the art of being a creep.
>>3298005
In your dreams lizard breath, i'll take your challenge.
>She crotches down, stretching her legs in preparation to run. She reaches towards the sky with her arms, and cracks her neck.
I hope you have the cash up front.
>>3298094
You idiot
>>3298073
AND YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
>>3298073
Shh, only red dreams now.
>>3298106
>He doesn't even uncross his legs, still simply lounging on his seat with his arms sprawled along the sides of the cushions. Instead, he reaches into his pocket, and retrieves a roll of $100 bills, holding it up for her to see.
Come on, then.
Let me see what you can do.
>>3298094
Lurk more.
>>3298106
Well we can something more standard if your just in A mood, I dont mind earning the bondage for later.~
The lurk more meme is getting pretty shitty desu.
>>3298177
Your point?
>>3298177
Lurk more.
>>3298177
Lurk less.
>>3298177
Lurk more.
>>3298177
Nigger, you don't get anywhere without observing shit.
>>3298094
So am I and Morrigan's file name style is real easy to spot.
>>3298177
Lurk moar has been a staple of 4chan since it's inception. Only lately have you babies complained when not given information on a silver spoon
>>3298226
I know it's usually the ".........." right?
>>3298245
Aye, with maybe some gibberish at the end
>>3298255
I just remember seeing that Miku was retiring the character for good, so I figured I'd ask. Didn't realize that was such a sore subject.
>>3298282
It's fine, I'm not going to flog you over it personally.
Being friends with Miku who met her initially by having Haruka sit on my face, I've missed Haruka since she retired her, but I'm glad the character will live on here somehow.
These are (Russian) lolis who load 88 lbs tank shells like your mother dicks nightly.
>>3298145
Well, this is gonna be the easiest money i've ever made.
>She extends her hand forward, doing her famous spidey hands pose, and a string of web comes flying out of her wrists and towards Dio.
>>3298149
Maaayyybe. Don't want to disappoint my fans after all.
(Hold on gotta do a thing real quick, be back in 20.)
>>3298308
Nina a best Pravda
>>3298305
So, was that initial poster just a troll then?
>>3298309
Well, I've been checking you out from afar since you showed up, had to see how playful you are and it has been as impressive as the rest of you.
>Anon flashes her a wink before getting lose in her blue eyes
>>3298330
It was probably Morrigan but shit like this usually turns them away, personally im hoping for more CC tonight
>>3298319
Yes! She needs more lines..
>>3298361
Shit like what? Just asking, the post didn't have the "..........". Am I supposed to study the way every ava names their files?
>>3298309
>The strand of web flies through the air towards the eccentric jockey, his eyes widening for a split second in mild surprise. Just as it was about to reach his face, he exclaims.
The World, time has stopped!
>And just like that, he disappears, only to reappear a few feet behind her in a cocky pose, arms up in the air.
A petty trick like that won't be enough to fool me, Dio.
Twenty seconds left!
>>3298374
Nah you just need more dick.
>>3298380
only nue and LD
>>3298380
Morrigan has a few naming conventions the '.....' is what most of them have but the rest are gibberish and it has happend before
>>3298406
Well excuse me for even bringing it up.
>>3298374
The spinoff manga gave her more screen time, but like most garupans, they're all lacking in screen time.
>>3298433
Me on bottom desu
>>3298430
>loves the mika
>>3298430
These faceless morons have stupid and meaningless habits.
I'd recommend you not pick up on any of them.
>>3298433
>3D
>>3298462
Wasn't planning on it, wasn't even planning on showing up. I just thought I saw a friend from my past.
>>3298484
I see.
I hope that you find that companion again.
It pains me to see such a beautiful woman in despair.
>>3298434
I need to get on the mangos at some point. Yeah, there's just so much characters. The main cast got barely any lines besides Miho during the movie.
>>3298512
I've moved on, haven't thought about her in forever. Guess I'm just a sucker for nostalgia.
>>3298433
Sauce to that would be nice.
>>3298524
Yes, often times it truly is best to just move on from your past.
It's something I've had to do quite a number of times.
I find it easier to just not have any companions at all.
>>3298526
http://www.xvideos.com/video10163343/penny_pax_-_the_sleep_over
>>3298516
And I need to go watch the movie. Manga gives lines to a bunch of characters, but it's mostly the commander and their friends of each school that get them.
>>3298545
Well that's just silly, I wouldn't be who I am with out the people I've met who helped me along the way. Like my partner Yamato and Master Zangief.
I'm sure you must have someone who is still there for you?
>>3298588
No one, and I don't need anyone.
My mother died of tetanus when I was 6, and I killed my father.
I've made it to where I am by myself, and I don't intend to change that.
>>3298466
Nobody cares about your opinion cunt
>>3298634
>By yourself
yeah. ok.
>>3298660
Are you saying I had assistance in my rise to power!?
I forged my road alone! I was dealt a poor hand by 'fate,' and I still won by my ability alone!
You know nothing, oaf!
>>3298655
B-but it's my blog...
>>3298061
But I love teasing your dick anon, its so fun ~
>>3298067
Yes?
>>3298348
Impressive huh? im glad someone recognizes my talent.
>She looks at the anon, he seemed like he was under hypnosis.
Hey are you alright buddy? Your not going to faint on me right?
>>3298382
>Gwen looks around confused as the man seemingly disappears from sight. Upon hearing him speak behind her, she turns on her heel and stretches out her arm to try and grab him.
Hey you didn't say you could teleport!
>>3298688
>Cough
Joestars
>>3298634
Heh, now would be where I get shocked at all the atrocities you've committed, but I think I'm used to that here. That friend I was mentioning... she was an evil scientist ninja. Had her own clan of other evil girls too.
>She then sighs, before making a fist and shooting it in thee air.
But that's in the past! I'm here to make new memories!
>>3298694
It's okay Dank Mom Grill <3
>>3298700
This is great.
>>3298762
It's Mama DMG. Another slip up and you're grounded
>>3298760
You can always make new memories with me shower buddy
>>3298708
Oh no, fine on that account just didnt realize how captivating your eyes were until i was this close. Its easier to pinpoint your other fine details from afar.
>He tries to laugh off his distraction
>>3298801
Sorry, like I said, before, I had no plans of appearing today. That said you never can plan for life can you?
>She leaps away.
>>3298905
>Waves goodbye
>>3298708
>Being forced to lean back to avoid her grasp, he lets himself fall backwards to the floor. Before hitting the ground, he disappears again, and she'd hear a familiar voice pipe up at a distance behind her.
If I told you all of my secrets, that would be no fun, would it?
I'm sure you have something up your sleeve.
Oh, and, ten seconds left.
>>3298713
Don't mention them.
>O seven apples on a witch's tree.
>With seven seeds to plant inside of me.
What did she mean by this?
>>3298546
hey dood i never see you getting in on the sex™
you gay or something?
>>3298932
>I’m a little wolf inside a girl
LEEEEWD
>>3298933
If I'm here then I'm probably down for sex but.... few people wish to fuck a nazi
>tfw got called a creep
Feels bad
>>3298962
and your face looks like uncooked bacon!
>>3298971
More
more
more
more
>>3298962
>pats your back
i'd fuck a nazi :)
>>3299025
yis
>>3297137
Iowa's gonna be mad when she sees this....
>>3298831
>The compliment causes a smile to spread across her face, Gwen always wore a mask so she wasn't used to being praised like this. She pushes her hair behind her ear as she looks away.
Fine details? like what exactly?
>>3298931
>She grows increasingly frustrated as Dio toys with her. She turns around again, this time she leaps into the air. Flipping in the air, she starts throwing web balls at and around him in an effort to at least catch him in a sticky trap.
God, why do all you super villians have to be so annoying.
>>3298962
Cheer up, i'm sure you'll find someone with a creep fetish.
>>3298987
I didn’t know palutena was an anal slut.
Good to know.
>>3299074
Too late, >>3298073
>>3299096
Well now I'm seeing your face is beautiful up close and i already knew the rest of you was absolutely jaw dropping from afar and only gets better with less distance, you defiantly have a body that is built for form fitting suits like that.~
>>3297137
I endorse this thread. I hope you have a great evening in the name of mother russia.
>>3299096
You're adding flips this time? I'll give you style points, at least.
>Yet again, he'd appear several feet behind her, relaxed as ever and even sitting on the floor. His reptilian tail idly sways from side to side.
It's not speed, traps won't work. You see, It's much more than just that.
I have the power to freeze time for five seconds. This is the power of my The World.
Speaking of seconds..
You're out of them.
tinyurl.
com/z8zappr
Airplane! is on tonight if anyone wants to laugh.
>>3299224
Holy shit the vibrator makes this picture
>>3299224
As lazy as me then?
>>3299251
HOO HEI HOO HEI HOOOO!
>>3299096
Why must you mock me so?
>>3299046
I know I'm hideous
>>3299031
Thank you anon <3
>>3299316
>>3299141
>Gwen starts to blush as the man countinues to compliment her. She faces the man and smiles.
You're a pretty big fan i take it. So what do you want, an autograph?
>>3299215
Dang it! The flips always work.
>She turns around for the last time, seeing him sit smugly on the ground. Realizing that the 30 seconds had already passed, she tries to play it off.
Th-this is the part where you say you were just joking all along, right? You're not gonna try and and turn me into a spider-raptor are you?
>>3299480
As much as the idea of you signing me is enticing how about you reward a loyal fan with something a bit more intimate? This is the placce for that after all and ive always wondered if you wear underwear under that suit~
>He was getting a powerful super heroine to blush and he had to make the move, his hand reaching around to her lower back and pulling her close
>>3299480
>He can't help but laugh, waving his hand dismissively and tossing her the rolled-up $1,000.
This is pocket change to me. Take it, for entertaining me.
No, I'm not going to transform you or anything of the sort. You're perfect as you are. I simply wish to see such an enticing woman to bed.
You'll allow me the pleasure, won't you?
>I want _____ to cuddle me through the night
>>3299731
overwhelming self loathing
>>3299731
the soft embrace of death
>>3298783
I want to rub my unwashed dick on DMGs face!
>>3299528
Someone's a little frisky.
But i like that~
>She puts a hand on his shoulder, pushing him back slightly. She takes her free hand and begins to run it down his chest, tracing her fingers along the contours of his body.
You're on mister, shall we find a place a little more private?
>>3299584
>She catches the money, thumbing through it to count the bills, before putting it in her pocket. Her heart started to pick up, it seemed her over confidence had gotten her into another predicament.
In bed? I don't think i would be any good to you, surely a guy as rich as you could get better looking woman.
>>3299731
Kurisu
What would you write on my cast?
>>3299731
Kenny
>>3299731
everyone
>>3299810
"Please hurt me more, I'm a masochist."
>>3299731
Anyone that wants to.
>>3299784
Its up to you, i dont mind a bit of publicity to our provocativity acts~
>As she pushes him back his hand just happens to slide to give a glancing feel of her ass in her suit and then around her hips, as her hand traces down his body his hand glides up hers
>>3299810
"Legs already open, cum right in"
>>3297137
(Democracy is non-negotiable.)
>>3299810
>This is actually an elaborate piniata, bats available upon request.
>>3299769
Second
>>3299784
>He stabilizes himself on his knees and stands with a long, drawn-out sigh. He turns and begins to walk towards the bedroom he'd mentioned, stopping before the entrance and leaning on the doorframe.
I likely could. Everyone has a breaking point, money can buy anything, you're right. The only issue is that there are not very many women as beautiful as yourself that exist in this world.
>>3299882
That's a really nice picture of me. I wonder who drew it.
>>3299810
"first"
>>3299750
Morrigan please...
I'm erect...
>>3299915
J. Scott Campbell!
>>3299916
>first
>is the fourth
>nobody would be able to tell anyway
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3299938
I'll have to thank him sometime.
>>3299940
HAHAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS COMPLETE
NOW NO ONE WILL KNOW
WE
>>3300030
WUZ
>>3300030
WUZ
>>3300033
>Palindrome get
>>3300030
BUILT
>>3300002
DIO THE DINO!
>>3299769
Oh anon~ I'm touched!
>>3300002
>Pets the Dio
>>3300065
>tfw you'll never touch Ainz
>>3300061
What do you want?
>>3300058
THIS CITY
>>3300064
SHIET
>>3300070
WRYY
Don't touch me, knave!
>>3300097
ROCK
>>3300002
What? Your plan to completely forget any and all punctuation there, caps lock?
>>3300104
AND ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3300071
Don't feel bad. There is still kallen, solution, nevan and Alice for you to get your hands on.
>>3300111
Gyro! B-Bakana! You're even trying to upstage my shitposting!?
Well, Zeppeli, I'll teach you that no one can defeat me in a shitposting battle!
I'll respond with a meme!
>>3300074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPMsHIPpkYY
>>3299841
"Follow me on Instagram"
>>3299855
Oh, what are you an exhibitionist?
>She giggles, putting a hand up to her mouth. She lets a free hand go, and with a 'thwip' sound she drags a far off mattress towards them. As they continue to feel each other up, Gwen pulls him in for a kiss, a peck on the lips really, then pushes him on to the mattress.
Well, if you want to see under my clothes, its only fair i see under yours.
>>3299890
Nice try, i bet you say that to every woman you come across.
>Although she was acting dismisive, being called beautiful by such a handsome man was actually making her face turn slightly red. She takes a few steps forward.
Fine, i'll indulge you, so i can find out your weakness for next time.
>>3299731
Chocolate
>>3299731
Nue
>>3300130
>Pets Ainz anyway
>>3299731
Kawai
>>3299731
Anubis!
>>3300146
Well i assumed we would both be getting naked, i enjoy that kind of fair~
>He pulls her into the mattress to join him as his hands explore her suit both to feel up her body and find out how to start getting it off her
>>3299731
Elphelt
>>3300146
>"Follow me on Instagram"
Ooh, that was bitchy and cute. I like that.
What else might you scribble on me?
>>3299806
>Kurisu tackles the anon and forcefully snuggles them through the night.
>>3299731
(Iowa, regardless of whether or not I had an avatar.)
>>3300138
What is this.. Infestation in my ears?
Get rid of this horrid sound at once.
>>3300146
>He smiles and takes her hand, leading her into the bedroom and lightly shutting the door. His bed suited his personality perfectly, being much too large and grandiose for a single person. He sits down on the foot of the bed, motioning for her to join him.
Next time, you say?
And here I thought it would take more 'convincing.'
>>3300134
>That pic
https://youtu.be/lEldnO4H6w8
>>3300134
Tch! And I should've remembered 'that' lesson. The one I never even taught Johnny.
Lesson 6: Don't get memed on.
>>3299731
No one.
>>3299731
Chara
>>3300279
A girl is no one
>>3300263
Ayy that's a pretty good meme
>>3300272
And now for the final meme, Gyro Zeppeli! Wryy!
>>3300173
I want to pet mercy.
I also want to pet demon mercy. With one is better to pet?
>>3300173
...
>Secretly enjoys the holy element pets
>>3300309
I said no one.
I don't sleep well with others in the room.
>>3300326
Dio is Dio's own man, man. He does what he wants.
>>3300318
(Regular Mercy is for pets. Demon Mercy is for heavy petting.)
>>3300320
>zaps you with the staff and buffs your damage
>>3300326
I don't enjoy cuddling, Anon.
I will take great pleasure in fucking her magnificent body.
But I draw the line at cuddling.
Wryy.
>>3300312
Shit. I lose soundly this time, you scalie son of a bitch, but just remember that you can't exactly run all of New York with just a meme folder.
(Fuck, that's a good one though. I needed the laugh.)
>>3300358
Wouldn't you snuggle a dino plushie, Dio?
>>3300284
>Cuddles
>>3300358
I want to cuddle you
>>3300382
...kitten Char-bar is literally the most adorable thing ever.
>>3300353
>[loud tyre sounds in the distance}
>>3299731
Pretty much everyone here
>>3300372
Says you, Zeppeli.
I will be the first man in existence to run a town solely based around memes.
My memes will overrun the world!
They will truly be remembered as the spiciest memes in history!
>>3300380
.....
That is not information for you to know.
>>3300382
Is that all?
>>3300353
Well then I’m peting normal mercy. She needs to be told that she is the best healer and thanked for her job.
>>3300435
Whatever helps you sleep at night, fella...
...there's no shame in snuggling plushies while you do so, either.
>>3300489
Of course I, the great Dio, do not snuggle a dinosaur plush in my sleep.
That's absurd.
>>3300402
I scratch and bite! I also stab
>>3300435
Yes!
>>3300544
I'm not really seeing anything that outweighs the pros column. Those are all pretty status quo for you anyways.
>>3300544
Then no.
The great Dio does not simply 'cuddle.'
>tfw no one will pick up this literal semen demon
>>3300382
This is the face of a natural born killer.
>>3300353
>He feels absolutely energized until he accidently breaks a few everyday items and thousands in work equipment
>Still gives the commendation vote because bastion shouldn't have gotten potg
