First 24 of the Dear Anon games.
Lumberjack
Kagetane Hiruko
>>3293594
Spike
Bruce Shrimpy, Grand Wizard of Australia
Clank the B1
>>3293594
Muh dick
The Crimson Demon
>>3293586
What is this mockery? Are you lowering yourself to appease me? It shall not work.
>>3293587
Keep running your mouth and you shall feel my wrath.
Link
>>3293594
Maria and Harusame
>>3293594
Ririchiyo
>>3293594
Jasper
>Female
>>3293609
I thought that was Fagit at first. I'm relieved.
Izaya Orihara
>>3293610
A-Are you sure?
I think I'm pretty cute in a dress...It might work.
Yukine
SpIIdr and Peni
Shiragami Youko
Kept you wading huh?
>entry
Wendy
>>3293594
Meira
>>3293627
>?
You do know the simulator won't use that, right?
>>3293610
Oh, you can try, but I doubt you could do much to my tank.
Zombieman
>>3293621
>you can feel your windpipe closing as the anon clenches his fist.
I find your lack of memes...disturbing.
Hanamizuki
>>3293638
Choke me daddy~
Lord Beerus
Mine Turtle
>>3293620
No, get out!
>>3293636
Oh, a coward that hides behind structures. You are not worthy of my presence.
>>3293638
here's a meme now fuck off
>>3293643
>Force pushes Izaya away.
No, fuck off and make me some cookies.
>>3293634
Then remove it
>>3293653
I made this thing with my bare hands, every inch of it a marvel of technology. It's better than you; you just rely on magic.
Armin Van Buuren
>>3293660
I'll remove you fuckboy
>>3293653
But I'm comfy here.
>>3293657
P-Please choke me?
We ready?
Sliver Queen
>>3293665
I have no need to talk to a coward that hides. Cower in your machine.
>>3293681
Then yap to someone else already! Like this old lady I am talking to! You two would be good company for ewch other!
>>3293682
Looks good.
True Gentleman
>>3293682
Give my spot to the snek, please.
>>3293601
>>3293684
>>3293688
These are some next level memes...
>>3293700
Uh... Thanks...
>>3293700
I'll cut down the Deku tree for this!
>>3293693
Why?
>>3293700
You have no place in this world.
>>3293700
>>3293710
Screw you, buddy!
>holds head underwater.
Not so tough without a zora tunic, huh?
>>3293700
There you are, you crazy samurai, it's been years....
>>3293685
Says that coward that relies on their magic above all else.
>>3293700
>>3293714
Do I need a reason why?
>>3293722
But, I'm a robot... I can't do magic...
>>3293722
Where is it? We could be rich!
>>3293697
The memes have evolved, get used to it
>>3293715
Uh...wrong? Lumber floats.
>>3293722
Ok...so area under the curve, right?
>>3293722
Yeah, fine, just take it.
>>3293722
>>3293732
Fuck'd if I know, You take me for a wizard that can read?
>>3293724
All things do.
>>3293726
A construct is capable of using magic as much as a biologic lifeform.
>>3293720
Magic is an extension of my being, unlike your eyesore.
>>3293722
>>3293722
Here, I found a chest full of this stuff. Take one.
>>3293730
I'm not ready for it! I feel like an old man who's been left in the past. These new memes are just too much for my old and senile mind.
>>3293732
Not if you hold it underwater!
>>3293744
You fucking dick!
>>3293739
Maybe I just wanted to.
>>3293744
I might as well conserve my battery life...
>>3293744
Well I mean,if you die tomorrow it's your fault.
>Jasper
>>3293744
This is a whole new level of autism.
>>3293736
I thought you fucks had to read like, at least 4 different languages.
>>3293744
Fuck are you looking at that finished wood frame for? That's craftsmanship!
>>3293747
>He pulls you in with him
You done fucked up now.
>>3293744
>he might die tomorrow
So you're male are you?
>>3293744
So that's your game, first showing me the gold, then trying to get rid of me. I'll know better next time.
>>3293740
I know full well how you see it all. And what would you be without that magic?
>>3293744
Do you mind?
>>3293744
You're still not upset, are you?
>>3293753
You do not have a way to recharge?
>>3293761
You know you're the 5th guy who's told me that but so long a I can spam magic missiles she'll be right.
>>3293761
>forgets to equip zora tunic
>just fucking dies
>>3293767
Like asking someone what they would be without their organs: magic is a part of me!
>>3293774
Not here... I have one back at Assua's camp.
>>3293744
>>3293759
At least I blow my autism and turn it so that others may enjoy.
Unlike you guys who just blow your autism and judge people for who they are.
>>3293782
Thanks... gold isn't worth that much in the Galactic Stock Market though...
>>3293776
That's what I fuckin thought, bitch!
>>3293775
Can't argue with that.
>>3293782
And....my axe!?
>>3293779
There's organs you can live without, and people don't need magic.
>>3293782
Hey y'all, come look at the crazy bug thing I caught!
>>3293782
I hate axes.
>>3293782
Can you say that again in English? You blow your autism?
>>3293782
Fine, take it, but I'm not the killer.
>>3293782
...Can I fuck it?
>>3293791
I also have this fully sick spell right?
It's where I get a bottle and smack some cunt over the head with it...Magic!
>>3293801
I am familiar with this sorcery!
>>3293792
Are you really this dense? It doesn't matter because magic is a part of me. That machine of yours isn't.
>>3293805
It's a fucking grouse thing ain't it cunt?
>>3293781
Utile.
>>3293782
We will escape. You will die.
>>3293821
Thanks?
>>3293810
You just won't get it. It may be part of you, but that neither means we have to nor should use it.
ded
>>3293859
Sorry cunt, I was just out on smokeo.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
>>3293834
You're not getting my point of using objects to defend yourself being cowardly instead of relying upon yourself, lady.
>>3293870
You don't truly rely on yourself, you rely upon a force that works off of simply "it just works" principles.
>>3293877
Magic is like a muscle, it's only as strong as you make it be, and comes from within. You can't say the same about your machine.
>>3293880
>She lets out a single humorless laugh
That's actually a new one. A fanciful one at that, to imply everyone could do such a thing. Some people just don't have the capacity, the "potential", simply because that's how magic works. Have you every heard of a muscle that could just not exist in someone else's body?
Are we all stuck in some sort of limbo?
I'm almost tempted to host a pity game for you fucks.
>>3293895
I don't care if you're so broken that you cannot wield magic. I am just telling you that it takes more courage to use your own abilities than to rely on contraptions.
>>3293897
You mean this place in general, or what? I think the host just gave up on us.
>>3293912
>hoshi
>>3293917
Dang, I was feeling good about this game too... How your argument with the magician?
>>3293922
Who else would be good enough to ease our suffering?
First 24.
>>3293937
Bruce Shrimpy
Just so every cunt's clear, It was obvious I won that last round.
>>3293937
Rika
>>3293937
Lumberjack Feat. Drake
>>3293937
Sp||dr
>>3293914
I never said I was. I and these are. I made these with my hands, I designed this thing from the smallest detail, I even invented the power source. If anything, it takes the greater degree of courage not to rely on something so easy as magic.
>>3293928
What of it?
>>3293937
Huey Emmerich
>>3293937
Going to Sleep Spike
>>3293937
>>3293631
Use this, dude.
>>3293937
Lord Beerus
>>3293937
HES TOO FAST
>>3293937
Koyomi Araragi
>>3293937
Ririchiyo
>>3293956
I was just wondering what was going on between you and the magician. I would think technology is superior to magic, but I'm just a biased droid.
>>3293937
Meira
>>3293937
Ash Crimson
>male
>>3293937
Bushi
>>3293937
David Bowie
>>3293978
And I'm a biased engineer, so you can see where this is going.
...Plus, things get personal when you insult my tanks.
>>3293937
Number 6
>>3293937
Jude Remover Hitler
>>3293937
Very fast turk running at incredible hihg speed
>>3293937
Coyote Starrk
>>3293937
X7-10
>>3293937
Mettaur
>>3293994
I can understand.
>>3294016
Hello there, It's nice to see another robot here.
>>3293937
Badass
>>3293937
Megumin
>>3293937
Zombieman
check
>>3294041
Give: >>3293987
To: >>3294040
>>3294041
Roger roger!
>>3294041
Looks good.
>>3294022
I suppose if I were more sensible I'd be more considerate, what with how hypocritical I can seem about it.
>>3294041
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3294041
It looks fine.
>>3293956
>>3294041
Ready. Steady. Cock.
>>3294047
Much obliged.
>>3294058
What clothes? He better have not taken my pompadour wig...
>>3294058
>whispers to himself
This is gonna be hilarious!
...hopefully he doesn't get too pissy about it.
>>3293956
You talkin shit about magecraft?
I have half a mind to fucking glass you, you fucking cunt.
>>3294058
Yeah get fucked you silly cunt.
>>3294058
Never said being first meant winning the game! Don't worry, I'm sure lots of people will make the mistake of showing their backs to me.
>>3294056
>>3294058
...Arguments aside, this is just embarrassing on both of our parts.
>>3294058
For the road.
>>3294058
>>3294079
>>3294058
W-Wha...? No...it's not my fault! I'm innocent! Murderers! You're all crazy, psycopathic killers!
>>3294085
Why would you give me such a primitive weapon? At least it functions...
>>3294077
>>3294058
>>3294076
I always forget that speed isn't everything.
>>3294085
Hey, look at this! I caught dinner!
>trips and falls, sending the fish flying into Ririchiyo's face
Uhh, oops. My bad.
>>3294085
Midgets are little fucking bitches with enough magic missiles and glass in them
>>3294085
Do that again and I'll stick a hole in your neck.
>>3294091
>She reaches inside her tank and tosses an empty can of soda at the woman
Get up, you sorry excuse of a magician.
>>3294103
You can always try running backwards. Then you can keep an eye on us and still be first.
>>3294085
Hoshi? Is that some dead guy?
>>3294103
Yeah maybe you should tell that to damo, Fucking cunts always pissing chicks off with how fast he is.
>>3294119
OH DEAR!!!
>>3294119
Whoops, was that your fire? It's gone to fire heaven now. Don't worry about it. My fires will take good care of it up there.
>>3294119
This doesn't sound good at all, it's just banging noises. I don't think this was a good idea after all.
>>3294058
Wait, "he"? Not again....
>>3294125
The name is new to me.
>>3294122
No. No, I simply need composure.
>>3294119
At least the fact it took a zombie, a mech, a ghost, another robot, and a magician to kill me makes it a bit better.
>>3294116
...you have a deathwish, hurling things at a powerful wizard.
My house caught on fire.
I was just dousing the fire before it spreads. Sorry about that. I'll continue the Salt Blowing right after this host.
>>3294149
Appreciated.
>>3294158
Too bad you weren't caught in the fire
>>3294148
Damo? Aww he's this funny cunt I know...Had the strange thing with touching kangaroos...
>>3294149
Fucking cunt!
>>3294158
Sorry to hear that, at least you got it under control...
>>3294158
>my house caught on fire
At least you didn't OD. That's usually the second step.
>>3294154
>Throws rocks at
>>3294154
I've worked with scarier. You slept through your own death.
>>3294179
kek
>>3294183
There's something wrong about doing this, but at least it'll look nice.
>>3294154
>takes hat and runs off
>>3294158
Welcome back.
>>3294174
Kanga-whats?
>>3293796
Let me say it in plain English.
At least people will enjoy my autism. While you use your autism to be an autistic bitch who can only whine.
>>3294179
It's a short circuit.
>>3294196
Yeah I am back.
>>3294178
Yeah. Thank god it worked out.
>>3294172
Too bad you did not die 12 years ago. Senile old man.
>>3294158
This is your butt
>>3294196
You know, Those fucking hoppin cunts.
I think one of them was a boxer or some shit.
>>3294148
What ever helps you chill, Asian dude. Try drinking more tea or something.
>>3294215
Oww, shit! I guess karma's a bitch...
>>3294209
Getting pretty fuckin' salty there, bud. I'm not even the same guy from earlier. R8 my b8.
>>3294184
Yeah yeah wh-
>>3294180
CUT IT OUT!
>>3294195
>The demon points her staff at the metal man.
HALT! OR BE VANQUISHED! THIS IS YOUR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO RETURN MY HAT OR PERISH!
>>3294213
Yeah I am ass blasted right now. So I would agree to that. It is a monthly thing that I am experiencing.
>>3294228
>jumps off a cliff
NEVER!
>launches parachute
>>3294216
What, some sort of monster?
>>3294221
Do I LOOK like a man?
>>3294222
>tharja
dont bring these feels man
>>3294209
Yeah, too bad.
>>3294228
>>3294233
Aaaand he's gone.
...Well. All that just happened.
>>3294223
720/1080
Pretty high definition bait.
>>3294229
I'm just saying not to be butthurt about what an anon said to you on 4chan
I swear, don't take this place seriously, it is for your own good
>>3294239
S-Sorry anon.
>>3294233
>She throws a rock at your giant lillypad and tears a hole in it.
>>3294058
>>3294237
Wait a second...
Hmm....
>Squints
"Beat HIM to death"...
Someone... is lying...
>>3294228
...Looks like you're down a hat huh?
>>3294243
I can still get it back! Shut up wench!
>>3294249
>>3294250
>That event though
>>3294250
I had no idea ice cream could be this bad.
>>3294250
So you're cool with a hookshot up the poop chute? Well, okay then. Bend over.
>>3294250
>>3294255
Added already.
>>3294251
OH DEAR!!!
>manages to fall in a large body of water
Well, at least I don't need to breathe
>>3294237
Kinda, More like some sort of tucker.
They're good eatin you know?
>>3294266
>no bulge
>>3294248
When I am facing this monthly mood swings, I will take everything personally and forget it by tomorrow.
And yeah. Thanks for the tip. I will try to do that eventually.
>>3294242
You're past due your expiration date too.
>>3294258
Assuming you're can fly like any magic-user worth an iota of a damn, you really shouldn't have much of an issue with that.
>>3294270
I have no idea what you mean by "added". I'm just going on what I'm seeing, guys.
>>3294255
I'm a woman, you idiot!
>>3294274
That sounds disgusting.
>>3294256
I-I could have gotten it if you weren't distracting me!
>>3294271
A plague on your house demon! DEMON!
>She yells from the cliff.
>>3294260
It was a pretty good fit.
>>3294270
>slurs and stumbles
AAwW Come HHERe liL Fella!
>>3294275
>mfw he knows I'm as smooth as a ken doll
>>3294275
fuck he's going r63 again
>>3294294
I HAVE NO HOUSE!!! HA!!!
>runs into a forest
>>3294284
"You can". Whoops.
>>3294294
I'm sorry I guess?
>>3294275
>>3294292
>>3294288
Ha ha... awkward...
Imagine if we met in the bathroom or something.
>>3294315
Blake plz.
>>3294283
I'm pretty young in my opinion
>>3294270
>>3294288
In short: Gender fixed for future games.
>>3294326
They wanted it!
>>3294328
Wrinkles, white hair, what more can I say?
>>3294331
I've been had!
>>3294334
But that's just me in a dress! That's not R63!
>>3294331
I can see all obstacles in my way.
>>3294349
They wanted bulge in that post, not R63.
I still love that dress.
>>3294323
Urgh, every time, I swear....
>>3294331
Place your bets.
>>3294314
You better be! Scourge!
>>3294339
I just match my hair with Mokou
>>3294358
Go to bed!
>>3294374
Time to remove some anime.
>>3294363
Hey, if we met any other way, I'd totally think you were a girl. But it said "him" y'know? You gotta let me off the hook for that.
You kinda screamed like a dude when we beat you to death though. Points for that.
>>3294377
She's just that old too.
>>3294283
>monthly mood swings
Are you on your period?
>>3294374
>starts guitar solo
>>3294384
No deal!
>>3294393
Am I a girl?
No
Do I have monthly mood swings?
Yes
I do not know why.
>bites the knob of the door and opens it
If I can't claw it, I'll bite it.
>>3294374
I doubt it'll stop anyone but it'll be better than nothing.
>>3294397
Congratulations.
>>3294375
Look, I'm headed off to do some errands but while I'm gone I can look for your hat if you want?
>>3294386
I'm surrounded by children and idiots.
>>3294402
Maybe your chromosones are XXY
>>3294406
Later.
>>3294406
Congrats, buddy! You're number one! How does it feel?
>>3294390
Physically she's younger than both of us
>>3294402
Fag.
