RWBYgt Trash General #79: Condiment Edition
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Fry sauce is the best condiment.
I want to lick honey mustard off of Snails' buttcheeks.
Sleepy here, might allegedly rub steak sauce over Gumi.
So uhh.
Is MQ resuming soon?
>Finally able to post
>Now I want to go get food
>>3280350
"Don't be like that. I'm sure a fifty-fifty split is plenty fair."
The man looks you over once. "I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to seeing if a man is..." He purses his lips, avoiding talking about infidelity, you'd guess.
On the line of guessing, he's probably underestimating you.
[] Ignore him, ask for details
[] Demonstrate your... Talents.
>>3282730
>[] Ignore him, ask for details
>>3282730
>[] Ignore him, ask for details
nothing better than someone else underestimating you
>>3282730
>[] Ignore him, ask for details
Never reveal timestop if you don't have to. trump cards are precious in this business
>>3282730
>[] Ignore him, ask for details
>>3282730
>[] Ignore him, ask for details
We can murder him and ditch the corpse in a sewer later.
>>3282810
No!
Are you crazy?
We need to make it look like an accident.
>>3282920
Or we can blame Veles the Pillarman instead.
>>3282730
You wrinkle your nose, moving around the man. "We'll worry about money later, okay? What's important is solving your issue."
"Oh. That's very nice of you, dear." The woman gives you a smile. Aw yes, brownie point get.
You hear the man start to walk away. He's apparently not one for quips.
"So. Grumpy Gus aside. What is going on?"
"My dear husband has been growing distant lately... I didn't want to consider it, but he's been avoiding me so much that I'm starting to think he has his eyes on another woman."
The woman briefly brushes her hair from her cheek. "He stays late to work every night it seems and he hasn't... Well..." She blushes a bit. "He's been avoiding me in the bedroom."
You tilt your head. "What do you mean? How does he do that?"
She blinks. "...Are you... Sure that you're cut out for this kind of thing? I don't want my husband finding out about it."
[] 100% Perfect!
[] I can handle it.
[] I'm planning on convincing Grumpy to help.
[] Maybe not
>>3283039
>May is now manually imagining the bedroom as an elaborate gymnastics training room.
>Is now further imagining the husband is a very skilled acrobat
>>3283039
I can handle it.
>>3283039
>[] I can handle it.
We can just ask our uncle about those things
>>3283039
>[] I can handle it.
>>3283100
NO TIME FOR THAT! YOU'RE RACING AN OLD MAN!
>>3283039
>[] I can handle it.
>>3283039
i can handle it
by the way do you mind if we do a double feature again? it was pretty cool.
>>3283039
[x] 100% perfect
>>3283039
You give the woman a thumbs up, flashing her your pearly whites. "I can handle it. I'm a professional."
"I see... Well... He works at an SDC subsidiary in town..."
You frown. "Could you be a little more specific?"
"Of course. He's a lawyer."
Oh, Schnee and Winestein. Of course. They're on the news almost every day with trying to deal with the fallout of the most recent controversy.
Is it weird that a private company can still be successful while being a direct target of terrorism? A little.
"I'll find out all about your husband in no time!"
"...Please do take your time... While I want to know, I would prefer you be careful."
"Roger that." You give her a sloppy salute. She does not seem to recognize that it is not a good salute. Or is being polite.
You take off, your mission in mind.
Wait... What is her husband's name?
You'd be really embarrassed to go ask the wife now.
The vote is weighted.
[] It MUST be Mr. Winestein. +1
[] You'll ask Grumpy Gus
[] Go back and ask -3
>>3283473
>[] Go back and ask -3
Do it, nerd.
>>3283473
[x] go back and ask
>>3283473
>Go back and ask
Assuming they don't have like a mailbox or something with their name on it that's clearly visible.
>>3283473
[] Go back and ask -3
Just to be sure, better safe than sorry.
Besides, asking gus will just make him belittle us, I'm sure.
>>3283473
>go back and ask
I like the concept of weighed votes though
>>3283473
>[] It MUST be Mr. Winestein. +1
>>3283473
Ask her, you little unattentive condiment.
>>3283473
Aw c'mon! You don't wanna! It's embarrassing!
You scuff your foot and turn around.
"Ma'am..." You are digging your toes into the bottom of your shoe.
"Yes, dear?" She had just started to walk inside.
"Could you tell me your husband's name?"
"Oh. I was wondering why you hadn't asked."
You're trying your best to mask your shame as heat travels to your ears.
"His name is Harvey Winestein. You probably know him from the news."
You quietly turn towards the reader, glaring.
>>3284361
Hey, with your 0 in Luck, it would have turned out to be an intern or a non-partner attorney and then we get the wrong guy and everything's fucked.
So, you're welcome, Mayo.
>>3284361
Don't blame us because CYOA wouldn't let you become an animator, May. It isn't our fault.
>>3284361
I'm sure there's a thousand Winesteins running around the SDC compound.
PAUSE!
>>3284849
FAST FORWARD!
>>3284855
You are still May Naise.
Grayson is reloading quietly behind a pillar, watching the corner of the hallway with his normal intensity.
"You alright?" He sounds tired out.
"I'm fine." You respond, dusting yourself off.
[] We need to find Hunter
[] Just get ready, the next wave is coming
[] Are YOU okay?
>>3284966
Only bakas are 111 off.
>>3284966
[x] Are YOU okay?
>>3284966
>[] Just get ready, the next wave is coming
>>3284966
>We need to find Hunter
No man left behind.
How intense is Grayson's "normal" intensity?
>>3285088
>>3284966
>[x] We need to find Hunter
But really, I'm gonna go get something to eat.
>Thinking of plotpoints for MQ
>All of them lead to suffering.
Is this just an eastern-european thing? Why do I awlays end up doing shit like that?
>>3285440
Mankind was made to suffer.
>tfw I just got back from work and missed out on an entire thread
/trash/ sucks sometimes, also Thatch this (http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3252510/#3278617) wasn't me, but I agree with them. Marche has an hourglass shape to her figure
>>3285651
Finally back from the punch dimension.
>Hourglass?
How curvy are you talking about here?
Before I Ieft, this is how far I've gone.
[spoiler]Like Daisy?[/spoiler]
>>3285875
Actually, that's fine. If anyone has an Hourglass figure, it's Phoenix
By that, I mean from the top to the bottom, her body makes an hourglass shape
>>3282293
Also kek.
Admiral, pls.
>>3285916
>Phoenix has the hourglass shape.
Ok.
On another note, did you mention their relative heights with one another?
>>3285990
Phoenix is 5'7
Rachele is 5'5
Suzume is 5'6
Marche is 5'2
>>3286049
KK.
There isn't really much difference to all of them but Marche's.
>>3286049
>Marche the Midget
>>3286167
From what I've read from Newt's notes she probably doesn't want to be called that.
>>3286167
Not as much of a midget as Laurel.
Or Snails. She's like 4 feet tall, right?
>>3286234
Thatch here, Snails' height has been decreased several times for probably just one reason.
She's 4'8 foot tall of spunk.
>>3286282
>Bertles and his dad don't even fit on this chart.
Ayyy.
>>3286282
requesting Jasper and Snails dressed as Roman and Neo
>>3286323
>I could have made Rowan taller
I forgot how freakishly tall people get in RWBY.
>>3286393
The canon characters are pretty normally sized. Dryden went overboard with heights where either everyone is a giant or a midget with only Morrie being a normal-sized person.
>>3286512
That's Dryden for you
>>3286512
And Leroy. And Beth. And the tailor.
>>3286512
>5'10"
>Normal
Manlets, when will they ever learn?
Daisy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Daisy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Daisy's mom
>>3286596
It's okay Persimmon, it's okay...
>>3286636
Angie has everything Daisy has but better so why settle for less?
Sleepy here might aswell update how the characters look again, forgotten the exact height which sucks.
>Gumi
Short height at 4'9
Short Maroon hair
Fox ears
>Furca
Loss his left forearm
Square jaw, and buzzcut
At a height of 6'7 ft.
>Holtum
Tallest at 7'2
Musclebound
Bald, but sports a fancy mustache
>Murasa
6'5 height wise
Ponytail with purple streak
Nice booty
>Ping Jiu-Lang
Height 6'6
Bald, sports a goatee
>Xi Jiu-Lang
5'9
Professional cut with ponytail
Clean shaven
If my height is incorrect (Mostly Furca, Holt, and Gumi) lemme know.
>>3286803
You forgot Wendell
>>3286963
Right...
>Wendell
Had to play it safe he's between 6'3 to 6'5
Dirty Blonde hair
Clean shaven as Xi's
Also more details of Gumi, she got scars from her belly and to her back. Implying she got scratched by a grimm.
>>3287046
I'm glad she got scratched by a Grimm instead of self-harming.
>>3284361
Woah what?
That was weird.
You could have sworn you were [BEST PALS] with Grumpy Grandpa for a second. And that you might have thought if he were a little less /old/ that you might find him to be a [TOTAL CUTIE].
[] Weird.
[] Gross.
[] Just terrible.
>>3287261
>Gross
>>3286512
Rowan was supposed to be a big guy because of his inspiration, but I guess he's a pretty normal height in RWBY. Que Sera, Sera.
>>3287261
>[] Weird.
>>3287261
>actually kinda cool
>>3287261
[x] Gross
>>3287317
Eeeeeeeeww.
>>3287261
You stick your tongue out, shuddering. That's just something that didn't need to go through your mind.
You start on your way to Schnee and Winestein. The building stands amongst others of similar height, an emblazoned S&W on the front of it.
You should probably be careful about how you approach this.
[] Freeform.
>>3287427
[] What would Uncle do? ... Nah, we'd never find a fire extinguisher in time. What would a NINJA do? Scale the walls and infiltrate
>>3287427
[x] Find an air vent
>>3287427
Stealth infiltration.
>>3287427
sneak by using the front door! NO ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT IT!
I drew a thing
>>3287660
[F]
RIP Harvey, You were Jefe's first and best.
>>3287427
You clap your fist in your hand. Of course, a stealth infiltration! It's the thing nobody ever expects!
You quickly slip from sight, fiddling with your windbreaker for a moment, tugging the hood and face mask over your head as you reach the roof of a fast food restaurant nearby. You examine your arms, a shimmer the only indication that they're there at all. Right now you're a pair of floating hands above legs. Oh, and your head. The hood doesn't go camouflage.
The air vents are going to be on the roof of the building. You're probably small enough to fit in there, but what would the best way to the top of the building be?
[] Duh. Time-hopping!
[] Jump from a TALLER building.
[] You've got this, but you'll need some string, a squirrel and an airplane.
>>3287660
Poopybirb pls.
>>3287771
>[] Jump from a TALLER building.
Maybe my imagination tank is running on empty right now, but I can't really see how time stop could help her scale a building
>>3287771
[x] You've got this, but you'll need some string, a squirrel, and an airplane.
>Captcha was skyscrapers
Botnet please stop.
>>3287660
>tfw harvey and jefe will never double-penetrate pyrrha
you were taken from us too soon birdman
>>3287771
>[] You've got this, but you'll need some string, a squirrel and an airplane.
>>3287771
>[] You've got this, but you'll need some string, a squirrel and an airplane.
>>3287923
Every time I post this, I regret not saving it as 'Literally Todd.jpg'
Alright. Well May doesn't have any of those three things.
Next time: Stealing an airplane to see if a guy is having special hugs with ladies other than his wife? It might just be a thing.
anyone want me to run GQ?
>>3288610
Sure.
>>3288610
I don't know why you didn't when you first asked.
>>3288610
Yiss
>>3288689
but i didnt ask today?
>>3288803
not me.
You are david
After your meal, you had a bone shattering mating session. It really hurt.
-10HP
Remaining HP: 10
Though, even for her size, you fit in just fine and made her shiver and purr.
You pull out your twin members, hurt and exhausted. You need a break.
She turns to you smile on her face.
“Well honey thank you for the amazing night!”
She squeals again. Soon I will have my own children! We will rule this forest and take down the hunters!
She looks at you and licks her lips.
“to bad you wont be there, to see it” She slowly approaches you, maw opening wider and wider. “its been fun dear, but you’ve lived out your usefulness.”
She lets out a roar, and charges.
You coil up, ready to spring underneath her and escape.
But you have no idea where you are and what way leads too Jefe.
You are trapped
>(1/2)
Suddenly, her stomach gurgles, and she lurches to a stop, and holds her stomach.
“ow, ow ow ow owww…” “What’s happening!?”
She falls on the ground tears falling from her face.
She gas once, then the flood gates open. She vomits forth, gallons of stomach acid, and a large lump falls out and slides towards you.
It’s Harvey! Smoke begins to rise from the bird, a telltale sign of death. It seems, he just passed away.
Out of the corner of your eye, you see gleams light.
You look downwards, “are those, ARE THOSE EGGS!?” In those claws were a blue and red egg.
You love eggs.
A sad wail interrupts your thoughts, you look back, and jump from surprise.
She shrunk, almost half her size, gone in an instant.
The tockodile, looks at the eggs and slowly begins to move towards you fear in her eyes when you get close to the eggs.
THE TOCKODILE IS HEAVILY INJURED!
You look downward at the eggs. Your hunger rises at the sight of the blue one.
The red one falls out of the bird’s claw, and rolls towards his beak. Harvey is half disintegrated.
WHAT DO?
>Something calls from beyond the grave. (uses all AP)
>a song of ice and fire staring David.
>write in
>>3288905
>Something calls from beyond the grave
>>3288905
Listen to ghosts
>>3288905
[x] Take the orbs and console Harvey's disintegrating corpse
Good night, sweet prince.
>>3288905
>Something calls from beyond the grave.
closing in 5
The red egg. It wants you to do something.
It rocks back and forth, tapping on Harvey’s beak.
Almost as if your body moved on its own, you pick up the red egg in your mouth, and holding open the nevermores beak with your tail.
You shove it down his throat.
A couple seconds pass.
Nothing.
Righty picks up the other orb in its mouth, its chill making his mouth shake a bit and wonders what to do with it.
Suddenly something pulls on your very presence, all your emotions, all strength leave you, and you fall.
From the ground you see smoke come off your body, and into Harvey. You feel like you could die if this
kept up. Why did you shove that thing down its throat!
As suddenly as it began, it stops.
AP:0
Harvey burst into flames. Fire so thick, it consumes him in an instant.
That’s when you hear the screech.
HARVEY HAS BEEN REBORN!
You look on, the tips of Harvey’s feathers, a glowing orange. Fire flows with every beat of his wing and locks eyes with the tockodile, and screeches again.
You look back at the blue orb for one long moment.
And you swallow.
WHO ARE YOU
>DAVID (REVENGE MODE)
>HARVEY (PHEONIX MODE)
>>3289252
>>HARVEY (PHOENIX MODE)
RISE FROM THE ASHES BIRMAN
>>3289278
>fixed the misspelling of 'Phoenix'
>fuck up 'birdman'
gg me
>>3289252
>DAVID (REVENGE MODE)
No one beats my girlfriend but me
>>3289304
fuck just realized i misspelled it
oh well
>>3289252
Activate the phoenix force
>>3289252
ERUPTING.
BURNING.
POOPYBIRB!
>>3289252
>Phoenix
closing in 5
You are Harvey
AND YOU FEEL GREAT!
The details are a bit fuzzy, but you are out of the belly of the beast and ON FIRE!
Kickass.
You feel cold on your left side.
Turning left you see that snake shivering.
How could he be cold, when you are right next to him?
Suddenly spikes of ice erupt from the top of his head, all the way down to his tail.
A long piece, rests on the tip of his tail, and he begins to rattle it, almost like a sign that death will come.
He turns to you and both heads nod.
He seems to be an ally.
Very well!
You turn to the clockodile, fear it its eyes.
And CHARGE!
>1/2
STATUS: HARVEY
HP: 20
STR: 1
DEX: 3
DEF: 3
SPD: 5
AP: 15
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Claw strike: basic move 4 (STR)
Feather storm: launches feathers in a large radius damaging all enemies nearby by 1 (DEX Modifier added) (4AP)
Dive Bomb: From the sky launches a strong attack that bypasses Aura and strikes HP directly. Hurts evermore by 1HP (Causes 2DMG) (SPD Modifier) (5AP)
Bird song: heals either yourself or another ally by 4HP (4AP)
> GATTAI: uses all AP, Evermore will attach itself to the Beowulf’s back giving Beowulf access to his abilities. Allows him to hover and glide. AP increase by 5
PHOENIX MODE: used once per session. All attacks use 0 AP and all physical attacks give +2 damage (lasts 3 turns)
BURNING CLAW (phoenix only) uses turns left during super mode and focuses it on a single target.
Does 24-DMG
STATUS: David
HP: 20
STR: 2
DEX: 4
DEF: 2
SPD: 3
AP: 30/ NOW 0
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Constrict: can hold a single enemy in coils for 3 turns causing 10 damage every turn. Vulnerable to outside attacks. (DEX) 7AP
Heat sense: can see enemies behind walls and can be used to see other enemies statuses.
Bite: normal attack deals 5 damage. (STR) 0AP
Poison spit: deals 3 damage every turn (DEX) 4AP (does not stack)
Iron skin: reduces damage by how much your DEF is, lasts 5 turns
Spring coil: curls up into a coil and launches himself towards an enemy. 2DMG penetrates aura (SPD+STR) 5AP
Evade: basic move
REVENGE MODE: All damage given to david is reduced by 90% and the full damage is reflected to the enemy. Lasts 4 turns.
ARTIC DEATH: (super mode only) icy breath, used 2 times freezes enemies solid giving 2x DMG (each breath does 8 DMG)
Shock and awe: can grab an enemy and paralyze them with your venom. (5AP)
what does Harvey do?
>write in (attacks)
David?
>write in (attacks)
>>3289778
Harvey uses feather storm
David uses bite
>>3289778
Wait wait. If Phoenix mode removes AP cost and GATTAI costs all AP, does it mean burning gattai is AP cost 0?
>>3289878
YOU GOT IT
CLOSING IN 5
>>3289900
The answer is obvious then.
Gattai: A song of ice and fire
You have an idea.
SNAKE COME FORTH! WE MUST COMBINE OUR POWERS TO DEFEAT THIS OPPONENT
He looks at you, as if you grew a second head, before realizing what you mean.
“Understood! Preforming transformation now!”
He streaks across the ground and jumps.
He lands on your back, ice forming along your spine as if it were armor.
GATTAI!
You fly straight up into the sky and unleash a rain of fury upon your foe.
Both fire and ice launch from your wings, the villain, is pierced multiple times by your blow.
-8 hp
You flip yourself and launch your final strike. The snake is shot off your back, like a spikey missile.
He lands directly into the enemies left eye, it thrashes and tries to claw it out of there, but is cut by the icy spikes on the snakes back.
You then hear a sickening crunch as the snake tears out its eye, and streaks back towards you.
-8HP
You fly downwards and the snake jumps back into place.
You then land on top your enemy’s head, it weakly tries to shake you off.
No chance.
It’s time to finish it.
What’s the grand finish?
>write in
>>3290205
Boop~
God damnit I'm so tired but can't fall asleep.
Funny jokes:
Grayson's full name is David John Grayson
Yes, he is D. John.
Kill me.
>>3290490
So fine he's made with white wine.
Boop
You place your beak gently ontop the clockodiles head.
It freezes, and sags in relief that you didn’t kill her.
HA HA NOPE!
You channel all your power into your beak and push it downwards.
The flow of fire melts the skull in an instant, before reaching the body.
After the flame subsides, you start hopping in place in glee!
VICTORY!!!
The snake slithers to you, smiling as well.
“well now that this crazy adventure is over, lets go and tell Jefe what happened. We need a nap”
Jefe
You turn to the snake, bewildered
Who’s Jefe?
Side quest 2 COMPLETE
FIGHTING: S
STRATEGY: S
TEAM WORK: B
SECRETS FOUND 2/2
RANK:A+
See ya later guys. It’s been fun
Oh and any questions?
>>3290490
>david
well shit
>>3290510
It's okay having two Davids. David is a really common name. Go to a shopping mall and you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a David.
>>3290510
Man, people can share names.
May Zedong and Melanie Whatever who cares
I'm lazy when writing names and don't often (ever) consider other people having them.
>>3290537
That is oddly specific, but Bob/Robert is still the most common male name.
>>3290544
its fine i just find it funny. Always had my share of shenanigans when i meet people with the same name.
>may calls for david
>both him and the snake turn and perk up at the sound of their name.
>>3290600
Whenever I have to email people with the same name as me, I always put Other [Name] when addressing them.
>>3290644
We're gonna call him mustard and he's gonna have to deal with it
you know, you guys came very close to actually losing Harvey forever.
this was the last chance to revive him, and you saved him.
there are some complications however.
You will see next chapter.
>>3290879
>complications
TRIGGERED
RIP thread.
>>3293092
>clearly Jaune
>>3293092
>Character's who've never spoken to each other outside of group conversations
Shitty even if you make the voice actor argument.
Especially if you make the VA argument, actually.
>>3293419
MC cock is always a hot commodity, anon.
>>3294193
What does Ruby's futa cock have to do with it?
>>3294367
>ruby
>main character
pick one
>>3294444
Quad of quatros confirms.
Also give me your most (unironically) sad/depressing songs. Preferably with no lyrics.
>>3290544
>Melanie Whatever who cares
Her name is Malachite, and I do.
[spoiler]About her name, not that TQ Mel shares it.[/spoiler]
So of all the girls (CYOAs and show), who sucked the most dicks? Who's the most shameless about it? Post hypothesis here.
>>3295717
>Jaune
Because he has one on him 24/7
>>3295717
I'd have to say Murasa, Tyria, and Doc Valentine (from least to most).
And Marigold pleases old men for money in public. She sometimes does it for free.
>>3295717
Deery. Of all the girls in all CYOAs
>>3295717
[spoiler]Sao[/spoiler]
>>3296240
It's hard growing up an orphan.
>>3295928
While I cannot confirm this I will say that it is not outside of the realm of possibility.
Jefe best boy
>>3297005
That's not Papa Perry the pancake pundit.
Which CYOA characters would be the best parents?
>>3297356
The worst would totally be Perry. One of his kids is dead and the other's a lesbian. He's an evolutionary failure.
Failure!
>>3297160
Perry is shit you waffle wanker
>>3297397
You can't blame him for the last one, that's all on the Yurifags.
>>3297403
Stay mad, fagglord
;^)
>>3297397
>Implying Bert isn't the Silver Knight.
>>3297356
Obviously Mel and Mel's mom.
Together.
Mhm, imagine having those two as your moms...~
>>3297639
What are you talking about? That would be the worst luck
>>3297434
>Got two for the price of one
Still the right decision; it's not about being gay, it's being smart.
>>3295717
You're waifu
>>3298600
Ayy
But we're all in agreement that CINT is best waifu, even in death, right?
>>3295717
It's gotta be Valentine right? Doctor Daterape has years of experience as a head start over most of her competition. I'm pretty sure she developed Oversoul entirely for sexual purposes. Surely to catch up with her, even the likes of Deery would have to be constantly sucking dick at an unreasonable rate. Like, at any given moment in time there'd be a 2/3 chance she's sucking dick.
>>3298701
Of course!
>>3297356
Ping would make a bad father, mostly his drinking habits.
>>3298860
I don't think that's relevant. This is merely a measure of the characters eagerness and shamelessness in sucking dick. If anything, the Doc's non-consensual shenanigans are points in her favour. It shows just how far she's willing to go to suck a dick
>>3297356
Mel, Tyria, Raye, Aero, Wendell, Rowan, and I don't think I'd trust anyone from CQ with a kid.
>>3299070
>tfw you'll never get good morning blowies from the good doctor.
>>3299079
>I don't think I'd trust anyone from CQ with a kid.
Oh, I bet Bianca would be a good mother. Up until the kid reaches puberty and starts to ask Bianca what that thing is and why it feels good when touched...
>>3299110
You know, with Todd being a med student and also being himself I bet he give an amazing massage. Like so good you would nut your pants off he really went at it.
>>3299079
>Tyria
Really? What was your reasonning for this?
>>3299293
She seems nice.
>>3299380
>this girl being a mother
anon, no
Sleepy here, gotten busy on job interviews at a fast food chain. Too tired for WQ, might aswell give Murasa a nice booty.
>>3299164
>"Hey Auntie Bianca, what are the Birds and the Bees? Some of the other kids were talking about it and they-"
>"What an excellent opportunity! Allow me to demonstrate on the Mistress. I'll go get the... learning aids"
>>3298818
>Every time we go to visit Deery, CYOA rolls a d10 to determine whether or not she's in the middle of sucking a dick
>1-3 means she isn't sucking a dick... Yet
>4-9 means she's getting some good 'ol Atlas military "rations"
>10 means she got a crit. May God have mercy on our loins, because she will not.
Is there any art of Snails? I need some for reasons.
>>3300450
>>3298818
>Murasa has to give up her dream of being a huntress
>Pleases old men for money to help her sick brother
>Picking fights with people who made a good living
>She can't control her hormones from all the succ
>Vacuo for lyfe
>>3298818
>Like, at any given moment in time there'd be a 2/3 chance she's sucking dick.
So, if she and Pi are in the same room, Deery is at the same time sucking dick and not sucking dick until we go look and then she decides for either one?
>>3300487
Thank you.
>>3300513
>>3300513
What are your reasons?
>>3300547
Appearance reference for when I write about my OC fucking her for my personal collection.
>>3300571
>Snails
>for lewding
wrong character m8
>>3300649
The cute ones are always good for lewding.
>>3300649
So far the characters I find it lewd enough...
Yulia, Gold, Saoirse, HNTR, and Naja
We all want to lewd best snek.
>>3300701
>Perpetual bad breath
That[s a dealbreaker for me m8
>>3300712
>perpetual bad breath
>brush fetish here we go
>>3300701
>We all want to lewd best snek.
I always figured it was just one or two guys who wouldn't shut up about it
>>3300701
>Saoirse
Young or old?
>>3300701
>No Daisy
Daisy can't you see you're just not the girl for me!
>>3300780
No one cares about Daisy
>>3300780
>Daisy gets no love
>Was secretly best character
>She got the booty
>Wanting Atlas soldiers to ravage that booty
We know that feel.
>>3300797
>not wanting thick waifu
Literally gayer than Keppel
>>3300571
I hope you'll post it here.
>>3300733
>best snek
>brush fetish
>>3300925
I'll post it if I think it's good enough. I haven't written anything besides character profiles in a really long time.
>>3301005
Do you take requests by any chance?
>>3301056
I'm not that confident in my writing ability, sorry.
>>3299164
What even happened to CQ? I miss that freakshow
>>3297434
You can't really foist things off on the voters and act like it has no bearing on the characters themselves
>>3301227
real life, iirc.
Lewis has finals and said we wouldn't be able to run for about three weeks. that was about two weeks ago.
>>3300998
Thatch here.
Kinda feel bad of the shit Daisy's been getting lately.
>tfw she was the first to interact with MC
>tfw mom of the group
>tfw boys just want to have sex with you
>tfw starts thinking the new guy might be alright
>tfw get feelings for him
>tfw hiding it from the group to not mess with the dynamic
>tfw he goes and confesses his love with not!you
>tfw swallow sadness along with a truckload of beer
>tfw ship gets taken away
>tfw nothing can replace it
>tfw own quest gets hijacked by said guy's relationship
Kamikaze
>>3301436
I want to give Daisy a tight hug.
>>3301436
Exactly how much booze is it gonna take for her to drink all of this away?
>>3301519
How much does it usually take for you?
[spoiler]loljk but seriously, JQ II is still on hold while SQ is going on [/spoiler]
>>3301519
Loads of kegs, and a bottle of whiskey.
>>3301568
I don't drink
And I don't have to deal with the kinda shit she gets. My heart is still safe and I could go flying whenever I want. I get to be happy, she gets to drink.
>>3301436
>first to interact with MC
Through a speaker. She was the last one we actually met.
By the time she was introduced, the majority had already decided on Smoke or Snails. She lost by not being an option until after the choice was made.
>>3301832
I got into JQ long after it started. If I was around earlier I probably would have been in Daisy's corner but now I'm just a degenerate Snails fanboy.
>>3301832
Well there's that, and she also had the least interactions even after she was introduced. Being the pilot means she'd stay on the ship while the others all went and did stuff.
She had the deck stacked against, she had no hope of winning
>>3302351
But I wasn't here!
>>3302366
Are you BeeAnon?
>>3302351
Naahw.
>>3302351
I blame the people that tried to go harem.
Had we not shown interest in her, she might not be taking it as hard. Instead we tell them all that we want them then fuck over two thirds of them.
>>3302351
>"Oh hey, my hometown is along the way. We can visit there and have fun"
>"I'm sure nothing sad and depressing will happen there"
>>3302351
This ride never ends
>>3302351
Neat.
Now I'm looking forward to Kep.
>>3302431
But the only actual harem action was talking about it to a sleep-deprived Snails
>>3302351
Have Bee's freckles ever been mentioned in quest?
>>3302397
Even the one Beefriend on the swanboat left.
She was sinking and I did my best to salvage her.
>>3302494
That's just dirt on your screen, anon
>>3302494
Has Bee ever been mentioned in the quest
:^)
>>3302512
Whew, that was close. Freckles are a game changer.
>>3302351
I want Brutus to savage that Bee booty.
>>3302556
Right?
If Thatch had thought to mention them Bee might actually have had a chance, even with so little screentime.
>>3302503
>Keppel had a better chance than Daisy
Well, I should go.
Might start up MQ tommorow. Might not.
Have a good one.
>>3302351
That's nice.
>>3302489
When we first become aware of her feelings we didn't let her down. We kept her along for the ride, even if we didn't outright tell her about the harem route.
>>3302601
>>3302611
>putting an additional physical trait is a game changer
It's like you don't know that Daisy wouldn't like that a guy would only like her for appearance alone.
Also here's the fixed.
>>3302503
Yeah, sorry
I just wasn't having fun anymore
>>3302768
It's okay.
At least when some of the voters left, I kinda was able to manage who are left and see to their interests more carefully
Hence, BARFS
>>3302656
Hey Dry. Why'd you quit the VN?
I was looking forward to seeing some of your more serious work.
>>3302766
I'm fully aware. But it's like that one anon with his copper-ombre crush.
The sight of freckles makes my kokoro go doki-doki.
>>3302822
>and see to their interests more carefully
>except when they're Admiral
[spoiler]loljk you know I love your scaly little ass, man[/spoiler]
>>3302850
I think her hair needs a bit more red, but that's pretty good.
>>3302861
So I'm guessing you like Kep, Helen and Hunter as well?
>>3302850
Time constraints, inadequacy, doubt in drawing skill, lack of drawing skill.
I just don't want to get too attached to something.
At least with MQ II I could just not come back and no one would expect me to return.
>>3303099
I do really like Kep. I'm mostly just teasing about Bee.
>>3299240
>Gives great massages
>knows some prestidigitation for cute little magic tricks to impress a date
>Perfect memory that remembers tiny details and important dates
>Great with kids
>Gentle lover that respects boundries and is reassuring to the inexperienced
It's like Todd's been built up his entire life for a passionate, heartwarming romance.
>>3303224
And then someone decided to slap a giant cock on him that would ruin any chance for real romance.
Probably the same guy that decided to slap a cock onto the cute girl that's Keppel
Can we lewd Helouise?
>>3303224
>No one ever gives it to him
Mom was right, being a clown/doctor/stripper really wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
>>3303269
I think the way we play him is also somewhat responsible
>>3303278
Conjugal visits!
>Prison guard beings sword to Hel
>Hel starts using the sword to masturbate and keeps calling it "My sweet Abel"
>The guard has an erection but is very confused.
