RWBY/RT Trash General #107: "Ain't no woman like the one I got" Edition
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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies
RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-episode-4
RvB Season 14 - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-why-they-re-here
THIS IS THE FINALE
Bun a Cute
>>3235667
As this chart demonstrates, Bun is in fact the best RWBY.
M E M E S I N T H E S T R E E T S
N E V E R M I S S T H E B E A T S
>>3235859
>>3235859
>>3235859
>>3235859
this is one of the worst ive seen
>>3235882
M E M E Q U E E N is great but unfortunately she isn't best cat
>>3235949
know your place
>>3235949
> terrorist
> abandoner
> cold and withdrawn
Not the best cat by a long shot, anon.
Now, this cat... This cat right here is funny, entertaining, a great troll, and a loyal soldier.
>>3236000
trips confirm for best cat
>>3235958
>>3236000
Why can't we just live in cat-faunus appreciating harmony?
>>3236032
Honestly I'm pretty okay with Blake, but the Blakefags fired the opening shots so I was forced to meme in rerun.
But the digits have settled things now, anyway.
>>3236000
You would think she would have ducked someone high up to get herself in Atlas academy. Being a faunus and all.
Blake can be a meme too
cat jokes count, right?
Why haven't you held your waifus hand yet
>>3236096
Because she's in another plane of existence right now. :(
>>3236096
Because RT adamantly refuses to release Emerald or Neon figures, or even plushes. The fools.
>>3236093
Fucked*
>>3236096
Because she's way out of my league and probably think's im a racist
>>3236000
Trips confirmed, give Meme cat more lewds.
>>3236096
My palms get really sweaty a lot so I'm not sure I'd hold hands with her even if she wanted to. She'd probably think its gross
>>3236161
She'd probably be more worried about how hairy they are you wanker
>>3236146
>Neon riding you to the beat of her favorite song
>>3236120
Patience...
>>3236175
Hey I may be a hairy guy but there's no hair on these palms
Whoa took me a while to find you guys, how the hell did we end up on trash
>>3236236
>>3236096
She's way out of my league
>>3236236
Howdy. You're late for a straggler, we've been here a while.
In short, mods banned RWBY generals until Volume 4. Likely because of all of the reporting and arguing about greentexts that was going on.
>>3235859
R E M O V E
>>3235859
>Neo worst girl
Are you even trying?
>>3236236
I wasn't expecting Roman to land in the top 5, or above Penny.
Shit getting pretty real on Off-Topic
>>3236365
Heh, yeah... The mods were deleting 5 line greentexts in seconds, but never did anything about image spamming, even when it was blatant. The twits.
>>3236468
>The mods were deleting 5 line greentexts in seconds
Stop bringing that the fuck up you goddamn autist.
>>3236504
is it u
>>3236349
>Fanservice rabbit in the top 10
>Neptune ahead of Ren and the twins
Shit
>>3236310
Weiss, I...
I want to take care of Yang until she's feeling better, then impregnate Yang with half black babies and take all the responsibility!
Whoevers fault it was we got kicked off of /co/, in the end it was ill-informed mods enabling the reporting and enforcing the ban. /co/, in honesty, kind of sucks as a board. Sure we have to share a board now with shit like the ERP threads, but I have to say I much prefer how the general has been on /trash/ so far compared to how it was on /co/
>>3236570
The ERP thread are actually pretty funny from what I've seen.
>>3236563
My magnum postus.
>>3236570
I'm glad we got the boot honestly. I'm 80% sure the bitching about greentext would still be going on and the persona power hour.
>>3236349
The fact that your 2nd and 3rd aren't the twins or the Schnee sisters worries me. But your taste in best girl leads me to forgive you. But then again, Neptune isn't bottom of the list.
>>3236504
First time I've mentioned it, anon.
I wasn't even saying anything about which side was right in the whole greentext debacle, just that there was a clear inconsistency in moderator action.
You don't support inconsistent moderating, do you?
>>3236628
What were you going to say to her, before you were rudely cut off?
what if ruby invited you ever to her house to watch her favorite movie freddy got fingered with her
>>3236921
I'd watch it with her, since I've always kinda like it. It's a parody of shitty late 90s comedies.
>>3236921
I'd hogtie her, call Neo, and offer to give her Ruby if she steps on me.
>>3236921
I'd go over, but spend the entire time secretly hitting on her sister with hopes of fingering her.
>>3236565
To bad
Your Waifu doesn't exist
And she is SHIT(like all Waifus)
>>3237038
Rude.
>>3237044
Jude
What if being caught in Neon's rainbow trails turned people gay?
>>3237077
Exterminatus Degeneratus as our friends at /tg/ would say
t. /pol/ack
Been awhile since my last one, but not much changed, if at all.
>>3237125
>Waifufags
>>3237125
>Blake in the top ten
The plot of the last of the last movie you watched is now the plot of a future RWBY Volume.
What is the movie and how does it get adapted?
>>3237125
Pretty good
>>3237175
>The Jungle Book
Uh...
>>3237125
Let Neopolitan = 'X'.
If X > 5 on the RWBY rankings, work out the probability of anon having autism. Assume that μ = 1 with S.D of 0.43. Assume also that the probability is normally distributed.
>>3237175
>School of Rock
It's a flashback volume about how Qrow ended up as a teacher, of course
>>3237125
Actually pretty good.
Why is Raven so high though?
>>3237175
>Captain America- Civil war
FINALLY we get some Faunus plot, as several kingdom begin to removal kibble.
RWBY is split, with Yang and Weiss serving humanity, and Ruby and Blake siding with the demi-humans
>>3237220
>Not having the edgy milf high on your beaconship
We've been over this
>>3237175
>American Psycho
I don't know
>>3237222
I don't know if it would be possible for Yang to willingly go against Ruby AND Blake.
>>3237255
>Mercury hires the twins and fucks their brains out while staring at himself in the mirror.
>>3237265
>thinking Yang ever thinks through her actions or make good decisions
kek
Either way, illogical bullshit makes for big drama anon! It's sister vs sister in this civil war!
>>3237302
>And then murders them
>>3237317
>And feeds Blake to a cash machine
>>3237230
Her posing skills are impressive! But she has yet to contribute much to the show.
>>3237209
Just going to tack this on real quick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15rUJuKCM90
Favorite part was the King Louie bit.
What current/future character would you guys like Walken to voice?
>>3237328
>Then shoots either glynda(or cinder) and goes on a shooting spree before confessing it all to his lawyer
>>3237175
>It's kind of a funny story
Yang ends up admitting herself to a psychiatric ward because of her depression, I guess?
>>3235654
Ugh I want neo to smothered under that beautiful ass of hers so bad.
Gentlemen, I don't want to get too explicit, but let's just say that I want to repeatedly thrust my penis into Cinder's vagina.
>>3237464
Well, you'll have to work for it!
You could try killing every rival Neo lover, and presenting their corpses to Neo as a gift. That might amuse her enough to grant your wish.
>>3237494
Man, Scott Pilgrim is a lot darker than I remember
>>3237175
>Madoka Magika: Rebellion
We pretend the second half of Volume 3 (or any similar events afterwards) never happend for half of the movie, with team RWBY together, Yang with her other arm, Pyrrha alive, and Penny staying at Beacon. At the end of the movie someone rips Ruby from her Special Eyes powers out of love. Question is, which girl is the Homura?
Alright, fuck it, it's been a while and the mods aren't here to say no. I'm gonna write some greentext smut.
>>3237612
Are you going to start whining when people start mocking you?
>>3237625
No because I'm not terrible.
Although I won't write if no one wants it.
>>3237651
Even if nobody wants it, go ahead who gives a sod anymore.
We're in /trash/, man, its free-reigning bullshit, go nuts.
But yeah, if people start going tizzy, just outright not replying is the best way to go
>>3237612
>smut
Holy shit this is going to be bad.
>>3237612
Requesting greentext of May doing bisexuality stuff.
>>3237612
Go for it anon.
>>3237657
>can't report it here!
Who gives a fuck about reporting.
When shit got reported pretty much all the comments mocking it were drowned out by people calling them report fags. It's better when it doesn't get deleted and people can be linked to the bad bits.
>>3237612
Wh-What are you going to be writing about?
What Japanese honorific would you use for each member of team RWBY?
>>3237833
Why the hell would I use Japanese honorifics?
>>3237873
Because I'm holding you at fucking gunpoint to use them. And this gun can turn into a sword too.
Now start talking.
>>3237833
Ruby gets -chan
Weiss gets -san and gets upset that you don't give her "-sama"
Blake gets "-san"
Yang gets "-san" but insists you call her "-nee" instead
>>3237897
Baita.
>>3237897
>Because I'm holding you at fucking gunpoint to use them.
But aura
