Hg thread
Cute girl edition
>>3231939
>picture of a butt
>butts are where poop comes from
Perfect HG OP.
>>3231939
Claiming this thread.
>Shoots himself
>>3231956
Butts > boobs
>>3231939
>>3231956
Nice scat fetish faggot
>>3231939
This is a thread I can get "behind"
And hg died
>>3231984
Off now?
>>3231984
Can I cut you?
>>3231984
>Hits
Bad.
>>3231995
It was DOA the second we gave up on /b/ and accepted asylum on 8.
>>3231984
That was a bad ass pun.
>Jasper
say hi to ERP and make sure to tell one of them to suck a dick
So... Anyone doesn't want their blood?
You're all cancer. Give me (You)
>>3232036
Why is your game so bad?
>>3232018
Guess ypu could say it was the "butt" of the joke.
>>3232007
H-hey.
>>3232006
No
>>3231996
Depends on what you're asking about.
>>3232044
>bad in what ways?
>>3232045
Oh come on, we both are monster girls, where's the harm in cutting up eachother?
![[Guitarnoises].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fKYVz4v.gif "[Guitarnoises].gif")
We should, like, totally start a battle of the bands for HG.
I'd get so many babes.
>>3232045
That was a terrible joke.
>tfw Brant's RNG is shit
>>3232075
P-please marry me
>>3232075
Are you in Korea right now?
>>3232086
No.
>>3232090
I'm in my lounge room now.
>>3232065
Is the triangle a good instrument?
>>3232096
Oh okay. Its just that i saw someone posting as Izaya on another board that is in Korea.
>>3232065
Can it be a talent show?
I'm pretty talented with a rope...
>>3232096
Please...I-I love you Izaya
>>3232085
Get fucked, Qyburn!
>>3232103
hi animus
>>3232110
I love you too
>>3232103
That wouldn't be me.
I'm from Australia man and haven't gotten an overseas job in months.
>>3232110
No dice.
>>3232121
K, you can have (You)no
>>3232118
I wanna watch the Izaya's have selfcest.
>>3232098
Little dudette, if you can rock a triangle, rock a triangle.
>>3232106
Bro, autoerotic doesn't get you babes.
>>3232123
>implying you've been overseas at all
>>3232128
No.
>>3232131
But it makes me happy.
>>3232142
Fuck, You caught me anon.
I've lied. I'm not actually an event medic I'm just a NEET who enjoys the finer things in life. Like ERPing and never leaving my room.
>>3232165
Deal
>>3232131
Alrighty.
>starts tapping the triangle to make "ding" noises
>>3232153
>event medic
Christ, do they not screen their healthcare workers down there in Dingostralia? You're like the last motherfucker I'd want to see in an emergency.
>>3232153
The true artist of a NEET
>>3232153
Whatever gets your rocks off, bro.
>>3232172
Rock on, little dudette. Rock on.
>>3232183
Finger your poopoo hole and gtfo.
First 6.
>>3232217
Maria and Harusame
Fuck it why not.
>>3232213
You won't convince anyone over here. Wigwam has too many steam friends to deny it for him.
>>3232217
Eggman-kun
5 left
>>3232217
Clawdia
>>3232222
Hello!
>>3232173
If you have the qualifications and don't fuck up you're fine.
My qualifications are above average because I've been working in first aid since I was about 12 in my father's business.
If I had to take a psychology test faking not wanting to put a rope around my neck is easy.
Especially since helping people through my job is probably the only thing stopping me from killing myself.
>>3232177
Living the dream am I right?
>>3232217
The meme king
>>3232231
Rachnera
>>3232233
Hello!
>>3232222
One too many two's.
LURKSQUAD FORM UP
>>3232243
Can I have your blood?
>>3232217
Snu-Snu Bara Cheeto
>>3232250
>forms up
>>3232249
Screw you I worked for them!
>>3232253
Nope!
>>3232250
>>3232263
Awww, why not?
>>3232263
If you ask me, you worked too hard for it.
>>3232250
>>3232268
I need it!
>>3232269
I hardly worked at all!
Gaems
>>3232278
You're an idiot.
>>3232278
Not when you're dead.
>>3232284
Am not!
It's early, I blame all my mistakes on tiredness!
>>3232280
This should be good.
>Jasper
>>3232280
Something about storyteller i don't really know.
>>3232299
Why do you add a signature to your posts? Just a thing you do?
>>3232296
I blame mine on pure stupidity.
DumbASS
>>3232217
Corvo Attano
>>3232302
Of course you'd all make me do this.
>>3232295
Good thing I won't be dead anytime soon!
>>3232304
No I sai-
Wait what?
>>3232302
Go get 'em Auntie.
>>3232280
Dis gon be gud.
I can't even remember what sim this is.
But it's gon be gud.
>>3232320
Probably doge eat doge
>>3232318
Most of what I do is stupid, I'm not going to lie about it.
>>3232302
Maria and her ship girlfriend sends spidertits to the dog pound. That sounds kinda kinky.
>>3232310
You are late.
>>3232320
>>3232324
What he said.
>>3232318
Why's that a good thing?
>>3232328
Round 2, maximum hypeness.
>>3232250
standing by
>>3232303
>You know how many times i've explained this? Anyways,it's because when I first joined games on /b/ I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do it so since noone corrected me until a while later it became a habit.
>Jasper
>>3232332
>the hypest HG gameplay
>>3232327
>
>>3232331
Because I won't be dead?
>>3232332
And some more voting and our dark lord is taking the challenge.
>>3232342
Woohoo!
>>3232341
Why not just add the explanation to your signature?
Evens: Refactor
Odds: New Game mode
Dubs:ultimate game
>>3232345
Um...
>>3232345
Come on, won't death bring you a new sense of life?
>>3232348
You got it fatty.
>>3232348
Unfortunately he fails.
>>3232341
Or you could just stop doing it and not appear so autistic. Just a thought.
>Jaspers
>>3232360
I hope its comfy down there in the dog pound.
>>3232360
Guessing the dog pound is pretty much death?
>>3232362
>I'd forget to not do it. It's just a force of habit to add it to my post.
>Jasper
>>3232351
>
>>3232353
Uh,
No?
>>3232365
Yeah more voting
>>3232370
I am not sure.
>>3232379
get rekt Maria and Harusame.
>>3232362
>giving this much of a shit
Who's the autist?
>>3232379
I'm just guessing I don't want to be pounded.
>>3232377
>erp discord
Wrong thread buddy. Go ahead and drink bleach.
>>3232377
>>>/ERP/
>>3232378
Oh ok.
>>3232379
Oh it's my turn.
>>3232390
Sorry...
>>3232390
And round four.
>>3232394
Sounds like a good choice.
>>3232378
Well then...
>>3232393
You for throwing in your two cents like anybody cares.
>>3232411
Who the fuck is Paul and why should I care?
>>3232377
>Unironically and totally loving a person you met via internet jerkoff session
>having your heart broken by that person you've never met
Holy shit and they call us degenerates
>>3232419
The end of her tail should look like a butt plug
>>3232401
So there's that.
>>3232419
What?
>wiping face
>>3232422
WeW
>>3232378
post the porn
>>3232412
Well done Izaya.
>>3232451
Which porn?
>>3232456
If Izzy wins, I licky his lizzy.
>>3232456
The amazon gem and the meme king is only left now.
>>3232459
Yuri as its you
>>3232434
There's what?
>>3232456
Atleast I can be with someone I know.
Explain this, overfags
>>3232428
I know it does...
>>3232434
Pervert.
>>3232463
How about you don't and say you did?
>>3232472
>>>ERP
No one gives a damn over here. Drink bleach.
>>3232472
>implying anything can beat cory in the house.
>>3232481
Half-Life 3 can.
>>3232466
[Some commentary i forgot about here]
>>3232463
I don't think he is gonna win.
>>3232467
No my yuri >:^(
>>3232468
Dying is bad.
>>3232472
Overwatch is great, but cory is greater.
Simple.
>>3232477
Wh-What?
>>3232491
Get ready for the final round people.
erp here. Any truth to this story?
>>3232440
>>3232488
But weve got to wait til 2090 due to every gaben hatingnon half life 3 jokes
>>3232497
>There's a final round
Oh my...
>Jasper
>>3232500
I dunno, seems like something people here would do.
>>3232500
That's a jaw-dropping story if it's true.
>>3232491
>tfw you get pounded
>>3232480
Only one way you could have known that I posted this on ERP, mate.
You're a typefucker as well
>>3232496
Perverted lesbian, that's what you are.
>>3232500
I have a broken jaw too. Nobody cares.
>>3232497
And here it comes!
>>3232505
Yes and it looks good for you.
>>3232523
All I have is a broken heart
>>3232527
Congratulations amazon gem.
>>3232500
That happened around last christmas. Only a few assholes memed on him about it.
>>3232534
We /feel/ now?
>>3232519
Pervert? Me? No!
>>3232508
....god dammit anon.
>>3232537
Some placements.
>>3232537
Now I can buy repairs for the Gem Temple. Wait until Garnet hears about this.
>Thanks for hosting bb.
>Jasper
>>3232542
Yes
>mfw ERP bullied me away because they said my RP is shit
>>3232548
Summary too i guess?
>>3232544
>licks face
>>3232547
Well, like, if he goes and tells people on the internet all this personal shit, imagine what he says IRL. Seems like he needs his jaw wired shut.
>>3232558
>>3232553
Git gud.
>>3232557
More stats for nerds.
>>3232551
You're welcome.
>>3232553
Every two weeks, I buy a bottle of wine to help me ease the pain.... same wine I used to drink with my girlfriend.
>>3232496
What's not bad?
Link the Mute apparently couldn't post after his father broke his jaw. Ironic as fuck.
>>3232544
Oh come on it's so blatantly obvious.
>>3232584
...
>Stabs shoulder
>>3232564
So should we force him to watch Jaws?
>>3232553
You're HG, of course your RP's shit.
>>3232577
Feels bad
>>3232572
>>3232472
Play better games
>>3232568
This Isn't /erp/
>>3232580
Cute girls!
>>3232587
Prove it!
>>3232584
>stabs shoulder
>>3232584
That's old news.
>>3232472
>Cory in the house has 226 ratings while overwatch has 1244
And your point is?
>>3232588
No wonder he was so keen on that ice cream. He couldn't chew shit.
>>3232599
Well, am I bad?
>>3232595
Are you saying ERP has better RP?
Well fuck you, HG has better hosts
/legion/ has best rp to be honest
>>3232584
I don't think you understand what ironic means
Why are you posting months old irrelevant shit
>>3232599
>Shows you a recording.
>
>>3232595
But we've put on the biggest shitshows in the middle of /b/.
You're never had anything like that.
>>3232606
Blizzard fag on suicide watch
>>3232597
When half life 3 comes out.
>>3232584
You know, I've got to stop getting robotic doubles to ease the workload.
>>3232609
Nope!
>>3232617
Wh-what's this?
>>3232615
"rp"
I bet they don't have multiverses either :^)
>>3232623
Half life 2 episode 1 and 2 combined are half life 3
>>3232615
Yeah. Shame its almost always comic villains, but whatever.
>>3232623
>pets
>slaps for being a youkai
Hello is I ___
>>3232628
So I'm cute right? Right?
>>3232640
You do know they've moved right?
>>3232641
Kys sannah eyy
>>3232645
Yes!!
>>3232628
Oh just a little recording of mine.
>>3232651
What if a cute girl dies? Is that bad?
>>3232607
Nice.
>>3232646
No actually. Like I said, When it comes to communities I know jack shit. Havent been in legion for the past 6 months.
>>3232631
Oh shit. T-that means we've been playing 3 all this time.
>>3232641
>Cries.
>>3232647
Sanae isn't even here you dip.
>>3232657
Keep playing.
>>3232660
Yes!
>>3232662
Well they are called /leeg/ now and have moved to 8ch pl instead.
>>3232669
What about cute boys?
>>3232669
Oh? Are you saying you want more girl on girl action hmm?
>>3232677
Not my problem!
>>3232679
Well yeah of course!
>>3232643
you're looking for?
>>3232688
Of course you are correct about that.
>>3232691
Well then you must really like girls getting it on, perverted lesbian.
post your Avas.
>>3232700 r Avas.
>>3232700
your Avas.
>>3232700
>>3232700
>>3232711
Can we have Cirno for a snack
>>3232699
Yes.
>>3232722
She is probably in Gensokyo, you have to get in first if you want to eat her.
>>3232730
Oh
But i am hungry
>>3232700
Could update it.
Not going to
>>3232725
So you admit to being a lesbian?
>>3232700
Yeah I need to fix this.
>>3232735
You have to eat Kanako's rice gruel then.
>>3232743
Having secret avas huh?
I always figute out sekret avatars, its only a matter of time
>>3232746
Is this news to anyone?
>>3232746
>>3232759
>>3232755
Jesus christ we both know it is disgusting
>>3232758
That's not what I'm getting at all
>>3232717
Hellboy.
>>3232769
We'll eat Cirno when she gets fatter.
>>3232759
You wanted me to prove it earlier, so I made you say it yourself.
>>3232775
Yeah?
>>3232717
Yellow and red are ugly colors.
>>3232783
She is fat enough
It is time to be on top of the food chain
>>3232785
I never indicated I wasn't gay.
>>3232787
Have you noticed the nazi guy next door?
>>3232792
We'll have to train every day for that.
>>3232794
Oh you are just a pain.
>>3232700
I want to eat out Cirno with Suwako
>>3232795
Did you say Nazi?
>>3232700
I need an update myself, but I don't want to try to remember all the literal whos I've fagged and reveal my secret avas.
>>3232803
What?
>>3232820
Oh nothing to worry about.
>>3232813
yeah you need to add Yuuji
>>3232816
Give me a second, I'm gonna take that Nazi where he belongs.
>>3232827
Okay then!
>>3232831
Good luck!
Hail Hydra
>>3232836
>>3232827
Go on...
>>3232828
Who in the world is Yuuji?
>>3232845
