/tf2g/ - trash & furries 2 general
marshmallow edition
thread for ""tf2 discussion""
>>>/vg/144223194
hah lol
first for
>>3218214
you fucking
>>3218214
is that the scout
>4 posts
>2 ips
fuck off bbbbb
im going to fuck you right her
jesus thats really hot
>>3213035
>why didn't you record it
i considered taking pictures but my fingers were really sticky
id be embarrassed to have my face it it
i think i'm depressed or something
>>3219550
dont reply to dotsy
depression isn't real you're just selfish
oh ok
>>3219803
that wasn't dotsy
I wake up and marshmallow boypucci is the new edition
nice
https://youtu.be/Phm1TVU65ho
why does he have so many views what the fuck
>>3221468
I don't even know mexican and I could tell he's obnoxious as fuck after like two seconds
I don't know
can you repeat the question
>>3223314
hehblehjeh
>26 posts
>10 ips
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://mtmarcy.bandcamp.com/album/naked-lunch-ep
this is cool
>>3225316
what did he mean by this
>>3225280
what did he mean by this
>>3225350
what did he mean by this
>>3225350
i like this a lot
>>3225462
i do not know
any other christian /tf2g/s who want to be my celibate bf? we can cuddle and stroke off together but we have to edge and can never cum
>>3225501
but i thought christianity prohibits homosex
>>3225523
hes a girl
i think
i found a pair of headphones to use with my phone
i hope my cat doesn't destroy them for the third fucking time
im jelly
>>3225523
yea thats why we have to be celibate
we can kiss and cuddle and edge but we can't cum
>>3225935
just the tip
no homo
it's not a sin if nobody finds out!
i already know
>>3226022
maybe occasionally but you absolutely can't cum inside
i want to go to heaven
>>3226308
nah it's if the balls touch you can't go to heaven
you can still try for valhalla tho
thats pretty selfish
not letting your partner have their relief just because you want to go to heaven
>>3226330
i want them to go to heaven too
if he wasnt christian i would try to make him christian because it would kill me if my bf wasnt saved
>>3226354
that's not even a fedora that's a trilby
trust me I'm an expert
>>3226378
you're a trilby
>>3226414
that's how I'm an expert
>>3226372
are you serious or just pretending to be christian
>>3226489
im pretending
haha oh wow
that feeling when no cute bf to watch esports with
>watching esports
boring
>not watching professional goofball goals
double boring
i want to be gay
*is gay*
i tried downloading some music in .aac instead of .flac and it sounds pretty much the same and the files are ~80% smaller
i wish there was a decent free music locker service that allowed flacs for muh quality placebo
i have a pretty fast connection but i want to save disk space
if you're willing to be autistic there's what.cd and other private trackers
otherwise rutracker, funkysouls and occasionally soulseek are the best you're gonna get
wait what do you mean by 'music locker'
I think I completely misread your post
>internet services that allow uploads of personally owned or licensed music to the cloud for listening on multiple devices
google play mate
free for the first 50k songs iirc, though I think it might max out at 320kbps mp3s when it comes to streaming
still accepts flac though
oh
i need to make a google account first
i keep deleting my accounts for some reason
yeah it would probably help to have an account to use for it
you are right
>Our music deals require that you have a form of payment on file to confirm your country of residence as music rights vary by country.
>The bank that issued your card didn't approve this transaction. Please contact the card issuer's customer service department if you have any questions. Or you can add a different card now to continue.
i dpnt understand
what the fug
I used some shitty prepaid card from target that I had used all the money on when I made my account a few years back, not sure why it's shitting on yours like that
it let me through with my mom's paypal
a
i dont even know what i want to masturbate to
but i want to masturbate
send help
this is pretty gud thanks
my dick is literally cumming
sexuality is gross
why cant humans reproduce like mushrooms or something
because producing sexually gives our gene pool more variance and resistance to diseases and viruses
if we were to reproduce asexually and a virus would pop up we would all die since we are all pretty much identical
oh
>still 13 ips
benis
is 13 ips a problem
>>3236584
that's a pretty good rear
>>3240448
:·3
Wait, so these threads aren't actually for talking about team fortress 2? Shit, I wanted to ask why that game has attracted so many furries and bronies.
you can if you want, but you would have better luck getting an on topic reply in /vg/.
>>3236496
shitting dicknipples and anal vore
try it, maybe you'll like it
>>3240592
what >>3241071 said is kinda true cuz this place is funposting general, but I'd still say trying here is worthwhile because why so many furries play tf2 is something I still don't understand either, it's genuinely fascinating
I'd posit that since the furry online community is so traditionally grounded on forums and shit that it makes sense that a lot would be pc gamers, and since tf2 is a popular, somewhat wacky, and free game it attracted a lot
I can't say for sure though because [spoiler]I barely play it[/spoiler]
it's a free and fun online fps
it's not that many furries play it, everyone plays it
overwatch is fun but it's weird
i barely feel any satisfaction, whereas in tf2 pretty much everything i do is satisfactory
maybe it's because i'm still a clueless shitter
i'm a clueless shitter in tf2 and it's still satisfactory
try modding the game to let you use porn sprays like tf2 does
I;m thinking about thos Paws
i hate myself
>>3250445
what is this image?
>>3251805
me too
what even is that
>>3255504
nice meme
it's a dank one thanks
or should i say
danks
I sent a feet PIC to a tf2g and he liked it
ew gross
what's the big attraction to feet anyway
i like feet and i don't really have an explanation
psychologically it's supposedly a submissive thing
i think i'm starting to like my ex again
help
i dunno how to help
i've never had an ex
have ex with me
*exes @ u*
*o's @ you*
haha I win tictactoe
i want die
because you list tictactoe? yeesh
>>3274356
>list
kill me
*kills you*
>>>/vg/144512431
>>>/vg/144527818
not him but doing it because his fursona is pretty cute
too bad he's an unlikable two-faced attention whore who constantly lies to make himself seem important, and downplaying other people with lies too.
i don't know exactly what you're talking about but i do hate him for being the obnoxious kind of gay furry
there was no reason to make that nsfw account other than attention so i guess i do understand the "attention whore" part
>Page: 11
???
why do i like my tf2gfu so much
why should i know
is he cute
it's probably that
gosh guys can you stop complaining about each other
what
who's complaining about anyone
>tfw i'm cute and have a big dick and no one talks to me since i don't advertise myself
>tfw no one will just come onto me and be my daddy
still waiting for that big dick
i said post your dick not the same text
do eet
>>3287320
holy fuck
god damn it looks like a pepperoni slim jim
in a good way tho
>>3287336
ikr
thats a big dick
im not actually gay, but damn
thats a big dick
is that really your cock
i have no clue who you are
I want to know if it's actually his too
I don't even care who he is it's just inhumanly huge
>>3287433
can you post it with a timestamp please
personally i still don't know who you are anyways
I.M. Meen
who here wants to take dotsy's virginity
what's your favorite flavor of slim jim
>>3287461
that's what i want to know
why do you want to know who i am
i'm just some fag that's impressed by your dick
>>3287525
no clue
i don't think i'm gonna guess it, i haven't been here for a really long time
>>3287590
oh so that's you
[spoiler]i still don't actually know who you are because as i said i'm somewhat new
i saw your profile but it didn't tell me much
still you have a really big dick, congrats[/spoiler]
>>3287510
is he cute irl
i bet he's not
>>3287695
he is
>>3287749
he is insecure about who he sends pics to (he said he only sends pics to like a couple people from tf2g), i can assure you he is cute
>>3287777
he sent me one and i didn't save it because i was unimpressed
>>3287803
doubt it
>>3287823
he said he was
and he didn't lie about his big dick so yeah
>>3288212
i don't know
maybe if he posted a picture of his face
>>3288296
>>3288464
why did you post the same thing twice
>>3288556
i wrote it like a retard the first time so i deleted it
where's that dick pkic
holllly shit
yeah
it's a really big dick isn't it
>>3288573
oh i see you wrote mayve instead of maybe
damn thats a silly mistake
im glad you corrected it
>tfw alone
>tfw with my cat
it's an ok feel
rate me /b/
disgusting
>>3289037
literally cute as fuck
where the fuck is the butt that's connected to those killer legs
>>3289677
hjlaskldf;lds
Hi
>>3289677
some slutty one with a small ass
>>3289716
that's all of them
tfw no thicc tf2gfu
oh
is his name is antmeat because his meat has proportional ant strength
spread that ass you fucking slut
dam no wonder u have such a big dicc
i want to kill myself but i don't want to be dead
>>3290781
why do you think I'm magicmax
>>3290769
i want to be dead but i don't want to kill myself
what if it hurts
>>3290810
i can promise you i'm not magicmax
>>3290815
this
hello its me, magic max, actually.
i may be a gay boy kissing degenerate, but i don't want to commit suicide. thank you.
>>3290936
reported for death threat
>>3290954
they are living creatures
>>3290936
please don't kill my dog ant meat
dog
damn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYERdjstR0I
>>3290995
>six-breasted infant
minus the infant part that sounds kinda hot
>>3291066
that's the hottest part
eh
not much my thing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M
https://youtu.be/HxPzQcQXnOE
I want you all to appreciate this man's contribution to rock music, before him there was no loud sounding rock and roll with distortion.
>>3292060
hahshh his name is dick what a faggot
i can't stop getting hard thinking about that dick
really
if so that's pretty hot that you like dick so much
Mfw ive raped antmeat
:^)
stop talking about yourself antmeat.
can one rape himself
that was some good stuff last night
why did big dicc guy delete his posts :(
>>3294344
mods can delete all of a user's posts
he probably got banned too
happened to me like twice
huh
i wonder if he got banned for some reason
>>3294396
damn you beat me to it
fuck u
why would he even get banned, anyways
he shitposted on /vg/
i guess his dicc was just too thicc
but usually that only gets you banned on /vg/
and i'm pretty sure that the posts he made here shouldn't have been deleted, only the ones on /vg/
that's as far as i know at least
he didn't break any rules here so i guess that's the only explanation
i smell like dick
i like it when i smell like dick desu
i wonder if ant meat smells like dick
i WANT a cute tf2 playing bf!
tf2 sucks
i am angry at myself and the life i have to live
just be urself
i hate that gif
and being myself sucks
>>3298910
shut up BITCH
>tfw no bf
tfw tf2gfu
i think
oh god i smell like jerking off for 3 hours
that sounds really hot
why do you smell like that
jerked off on cam for 3 hours
why do you not post yourself jerking off here :(
explain yourself cutiecam jerker
a long time ago my tf2gfu used this avatar
i saved it as cute.jpg and kept it ever since
i think its autistic
i found this while fiddling on the archive
sorta cute if not disgusting
>>3305784
i wish i was good at drawing with pc utilities
i would draw so many anime reaction faces
its just so hard
how do people do it
very carefully
how carefully
very
im g
a
tfw talking with a qt from belgium
tfw he sends me pics
ask him to show you his chocolate ;)
how do i know when im breaking the line between being a creep and being lewd
between being a nice guy and a spineless-retard
most importantly
how the fuck do i shave my pubes
if it's funposting you're all good friendo
also you wax them but really you don't because you're lazy
im refering to when im talking to someone else on steam, for example
i feel like i lose lots of opportunities by being too bland/too nice because im afraid of looking like a creep and the other person thinks im not interested
how do i wax
oh well then i couldn't say because i'm socially retarded
also i think you go to a place and pay for a wax but it hurts real bad
just be a creep until the guy on the other end gives you clear signs you are being a creep
that doesn't work very well over the internet
honestly the better choice is to make sure he's okay with you being an awkward fuck and making sure he's alright with stuff
it's what I do at least
>making sure he's alright with stuff
asking him if hes alright makes it even MORE awkward desu
exactly
you make it known you're an awkward weirdo but not a creepy weirdo, so once they get used to you you're able to have completely honest discussion with them
keep in mind i already said i was retarded so you probably shouldn't take my advice but it does help imo
are you from australia
legitimate question
no i'm just retarded it's 3:13am here
>>3310009
oh
its 4:13 in here
im watching esports and i got finals in 4 hours
its okay youre not alone bbbb
god damn it im fucking retarded
i'm not bbbbbbb tho ya central time dingus
woa my post disappear
i want to disappear
i was asleep
i am going to be asleep soon
hopefully
it's 6 am
uh no it's 7 am lol
okay
well if it's that time for you, then you either live in a very snall section of canada or a rather larger section of south america
which is it
also I would recommend shaving, it's easy and you just have to squeeze your balls up a bit to make them taught, just remember to be very through and you'll be fine and dandy
god damn every time i say or do something i always wish i could have done things differently why am i so fucking dumb
>>3311641
thorough* maybe I should stop posting from my phone all the time so I don't keep making these really embarassing typos
>>3311642
what happen
>>3311642
me too
i just dont talk much
>not being able to things through
see what i fucking mean
i meant think things through*
>>3311761
bless you my child
take a half minute or so to reply each time then, give yourself time to think of what to say instead of typing stuff really quickly and hitting Enter just to have a response
take your time I wpuld say but I don't really know the situation so take it with a grain of salt
>wpuld
its just easier to listen to sad music than to deal with things
tfw no qt bf to listen to music with
i like weird music
tfw no bf that makes weird music on soundcloud
does my tf2gfu really like me
fuck off
:x
>:c
who are you quoting
quote me
you are not me
>quote me
i am not you
am i me