/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #65
Post lewd reptiles and discuss their bits, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, kobolds, snakes, sharks, and reptile folk on top of other scaly things are welcome. If there's a particular edge case you're unsure about, just ask.
Please do try to avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, keep it fresh and post other content.
You may enjoy a collection of scaly-related writings (as well as other non-smut contributions) here, which you are free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? Catch the previous thread here:
>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3183052
Today's featured image is a blow job from a big black cat.
Topic of thr thread: I'm sure you done it, but could you mention about why people had a hateboner for dragons since the middle ages?
First for alligator penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ED_exG3qLk
>Retyped the entire line instead of rewriting it to make sense
Anon stop my autism levels are flaring up
>>3215745
THAT'S NOT A BIG BLACK CAT!!!!!!
>>3215699
>Shitters were absolutely destroyed by it. We got through it with just us at one point due to frustration of people carting.
Two people is generally enough to get through most things in the game at a reasonable speed. Have extra baggage and you risk having some liabilities. If they aren't entirely shit at the game though, then by golly 3-4 players get through shit fast. Maybe a little too fast, but if it makes some shitty elder dragon fights like Gog, Fatalis, and Dalam much more bearable, so be it.
Guess that's why MHX buffed up the health of all monsters too, but it also affects solo village quests. Which speaking of, why the fuck did Capcom decide on having so many gathering quests? There's 82 in a fucking high rank game, 4U has 34. And they hide unlockables behind these. What the fuck? Give me more shit to hunt instead.
>Apex Mono + Garuga
You mean frenzied.
>>3215745
>Topic of thr thread: I'm sure you done it, but could you mention about why people had a hateboner for dragons since the middle ages?
I understand completely.
>>3215797
Make an OP first then.
>>3216100
I was too slow this time.
I want to dive into her lady parts!
What do you think of scalies with beards?
>>3216580
I don't like them. Real hair looks totally off, and spike beards look really uncomfortable to have.
You cold never lie your head in arms when it's stabbing them.
>>3216580
Not a fan.
>>3216580
>>3215745
>TotT
dude, what?
>>3216580
eww, no
>decide to exhume ancient dead games instead of shitposting on /scaly/
>minecraft
>old save
>suddenly, ender dragon
>end up shitposting on /scaly/ anyway
Because last thread hit the limit for images and I never got my rocks off, dumping that one Rezzic set pretending to be a comic.
>>3216976
>>3216984
>>3216990
>>3216994
>>3217003
best part of being the only one here, uninterrupted dumps.
>>3217012
>>3217025
>>3216976
I love this comic. Also these threads basically never hit image limit. It happened like one time and it was because someone challenged me to do it.
>>3216956
Interesting fact, Notch confirmed that Enderdragon is a girl named Jean.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/l9m8m/why_ender_dragons_wont_spawn_in_main_world/c2qxl5z?context=1
Steve x Jean fanfiction when
>>3217034
>>3217040
Alduin x Jean making apocalypse babies when?
>>3217047
Fuck you Alphys
>>3217038
Huh, figured the last one did since there was a link to a new one.
>>3217047
Well shit.
>>3217059
>>3217065
I'd love to.
>tfw no lizard gf
>>3217086
>>3217086
>Huh, figured the last one did since there was a link to a new one.
That was the bump limit not the image limit. There's only 300 posts but 250 images so it's usually never hit.
>>3217105
>TFW you will never force yourself on a lesser scaly smol.
>>3217114
Ahh, gotcha.
>>3217118
All my godamn fetishes.
>>3217128
>>3217164
>>3217178
I love how this isn't even a comic but a story told in fucking amazing desktop images.
>>3217189
>>3217196
>>3217205
>>3217059
>they had to ruin it with a human
>>3217209
>>3217255
fucking faggotshit, forgot both my image AND replied to the wrong post?
>>3217271
>>3217277
Drink it in, Dragonite, drink in that mammalian smirk.
>>3217283
>>3217292
>>3217220
I know, right.
>>3217298
Y'know a lot of these feel like someone just polished up a storyboard for an amazing cartoon.
>>3217316
>>3217220
>>3217321
>>3217334
>>3217324
This fucker gets it.
>>3217343
Look at those muscles, its almost like the artist knew which was the superior species.
>>3217220
Look at this pleb
>>3217360
>>3217324
Yeah, humans are plebeian taste.
>>3217394
Fucking christ 4chan, when I select an image you put it the fuck up.
>>3217404
Christ, this site's just not worth it most of the time.
>>3217394
Only under very specific circumstances is it that anything even vaguely human-like becomes tolerable.
>>3217414
Yeah, how about you leave to a different site?
It would be much better for all of us.
>you will never bed a cute little kobold
I'm actually upset
>>3217415
I dunno, I'm getting pretty sick of darksouls gay dragon-guy porn over and over again. Interspecies featuring scaly is pretty fantastic.
Case and point; saved the pic you posted there.
>>3217414
>>3217432
Fucking triggered much? Why not go back to /b/ with an attitude like that, friend?
>>3217438
I know your pain, at least we can dream.
>>3217450
>>3217463
>>3217474
>>3217489
>>3217499
>>3217508
>>3217463
>whining about a thing
>whining when someone tells you a way how to fix the thing
>>>/t/umblr
>>3217517
See what I mean by storyboard, though? I'd pay to see this animated. I'd pay in diamonds.
>>3217525
Hey, when its your turn to dump something you can complain as much as you want too, boy.
>>3217517
Can you guys go back to /v/ if you're gonna shitpost though
I came to fap to scales not watch fags argue
>>3217559
>>3217564
B-But I'm multitasking, I'm arguing with a fag while also accommodating your fapping.
>>3217568
>>3217588
>>3217593
>>3216580
I'll take a big, juicy cock and day, but for some reason beards just turn me off.
>>3217612
>>3217588
You're still a fucking cunt and just as bad as him.
>>3217620
>>3217564
It's part of the genuine 4chan experience.
>>3217616
I don't have anything against beards, but on reptiles they're just wrong.
>>3217649
Okay that one was my fault.
>>3217646
This guy gets it.
>>3217646
>It's part of the genuine 4chan experience.
How about you DON'T bring that shit here though
It really kills my boner
>you will never waif a kobold
NEVER
EVER
>>3217666
your satan-worshipping trips compels me. I apologize to that redditer from earlier, and to you. Continuing the dump.
>>3217707
>>3217666
If you don't want the experience, don't visit the site [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>3217719
>spoilers on /trash/
I guess fucking up like that is also part of the genuine 4chan experience, eh?
>>3217646
>It's part of the genuine Eightchan experience.
ftfy
>>3217633
>>3217665
>>3217707
>>3217715
This is some great shit right here.
Can you give us a source/download tho?
I cant be arsed to manually download all this.
This is almost full /SUG/ at this point.
>>3217646
Any hair on reptiles is wrong, regardless of where on the body it's located. But beards are just a turn off in general, even on non-scalies. Like on Mr. Close-Up-Shot-of-Guy-in-the-Middle-of-a-Porno in >>3217283
>>3217751
I'unno, what's 8ch like?
>>3217757
Apologies, I got it as a dump back when you had to hope something like this showed up on /b/. The full title is Kobold Adventures: Rezzic if you want to search for a downloadable archive.
>>3217769
Well, I can live with it if there's an excuse like "this isn't a reptile, it's a construct made of sentient magic bound to dust".
Beards, though, depends. Not full Honest Abe, but - you can tell I'm a /utg/ autist - hair like Asgore's is acceptable.
>>3217769
Depends on the beard, though that guy definitely is the epitome of unwanted facial hair. Also, I'm surprised nobody's made any Bearded Dragon jokes yet.
>>3217831
a bit /tg/ related, but when a DM of mine asked me why I made a Kobold bard for one of his campaigns, I sent him this image as a response.
>>3217781
Constant shitposting, baiting, arguing, and driving away content creators because of it, leaving it slow as hell with a bunch of fags to le ebin meme each other in their dead gay board.
It's a bad thing to bring about, yeah?
>>3217849
>>3217854
You're not gonna get rid of it, though, so the only thing you can do is get used to it.
>>3217854
Don't forget the occasional desperate attempts to poach members from other chans. Site's so fucking awful I hope someone puts their admin in a wheelchair.
>>3217860
Alright, getting into the hardcore scale on scale ones.
>>3217897
>>3217912
>>3217736
>implying spoilers on trash isn't a meme in itself
>>3217926
I think this one is one of my favorites from the whole set.
>>3217781
It was very comfy right after moot cucked the site, but right now it's literally a dead, edgy 9gag.
>>3217934
>>3217931
[spoiler]>implying implications[/spoiler]
>>3217946
>Ohhh! Santa-kun, will you make me your elf tonight and give me your present~?
>>3217931
Spoilers haven't worked on any red board or /qa/ for years, so it's a pretty bad old meme then.
>>3217959
I almost feel guilty about how much I get off to kobold abuse.
>>3217818
>>3217831
I don't have any reason, other than "I don't like it". I don't mind a muscular body, or broad shoulders, or any other typically male feature. But facial hair is an instant boner killer.
>>3217989
For fuck's sake I actually caught myself doing that one and thought I aborted it.
>>3218029
Christ, did someone spike my fucking coffee today?
>>3218046
>>3218050
>>3218064
>>3218046
>>3218068
>>3218077
>>3218088
I used to be good at dumps, dammit.
>>3218071
I require more laughing lizards.
>>3217757
>source/download
There's a Korean version on ex (fuck knows why), and you can buy it at the artist's store. There's also an album on imgur - http://imgur.com/a/P1MMd - but I can't find a torrent of it.
Just use DownloadThemAll and you won't have to manually download anything.
>>3218046
stop quoting yourself.
>>3218106
>>3218029
No need to alter your posting habits, friends. As you said: to each his own.
>>3218118
Okay.
Damn she got fucked super hard, looks like she's shaking.
>>3215777
Peekaboo! Does anyone have that alligator/crocodile egg laying video?
>>3218131
Cheers! Also, do you ever think scalies would have a hair/fur fetish? Or get super aroused by the idea of warm-blooded partners?
>>3218138
Definitely one of my favorite comics for this reason.
>>3218118
>>3218118
so salty
>>3218160
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwGyAVn1IY
Last few pics.
>>3218118
>>3218201
That's the one. Thanks.
>>3218281
it seemed like you were having trouble doing so
>>3218286
I wasn't going to post the height reference or the thank you page. If people wanted shit like that they could look up and get the pack themselves.
Always wondered. Why do people find sexualizing dinosaurs is weird as fuck? It's related to bestiality or....?
>>3218341
Depends on the dino tbdesu fampai
>>3217220
Fucking cuck
>>3218402
>>3218441
Cheers. 054 is also missing, turns out it started with 000 instead of 001.
>>3218416
He's got a point, though, humans are disgusting.
Human males, anyway.
>>3218402
>>3218449
79 and 54 are there, seeing as I can't upload duplicate files.
>>3218461
>having shit taste
Human male x non-human female is the absolute best.
>>3218497
79 was, though, it was just called "80_KAR_079" for some reason.
Thanks to both of you.
>>3218496
Maybe do a better job saving
>>3218498
>says this
>accuses me of shit taste
This is why it's called /trash/, people.
>>3218461
>humans are disgusting.
>Human males, anyway.
Anon, that is so wrong. We've studied the human form since the beginning of man. Every anthro ou've ever fapped to has had the human body used as a base to it.
Also
>>3218498
>>3218517
>Otherkins
>>3218516
I didn't do it manually. I just grabbed every picture in the thread with "KAR" in the name.
>>3218515
I think its because the first image is 000.jpg
>>3218522
This; the human form is purest distillation of A E S T H E T I C S
>>3216152
>You will never go spelunking in a dragoness
>>3218567
I think so too. The last bonus image is named 087, and I now have 87 pictures.
>>3218570
>Doesn't change the fact I don't want no human dicks.
Better to self-insert as a paragon of a human man fucking a qt scalewaif than some nasty scaledude :^)
>human dicks
>not the most aesthetic of all dicks
>>3218575
>he can't handle bantz
why are otherkin so insecure
>>3218602
how about a qt scalehusband fucking a qt scalewaif
>>3218639
yeah, this is /v/ alright
>>3218651
>boogeymen
>>3218651
>le everyone is from le /v/ boogeyman XD
Typical, FORCED raider/invader propaganda. Go back to your IRC and do not come back.
>>3218651
>being gay
That's pretty gay, bro
The scaly general has and will always be home to humans fucking scalies,
If you don't like it, maybe post somewhere else?
>this comfy general falling to shitposting bait and :^) tier posting
it wasn't supposed to end this way
>>3218689
But anon, with that logic all porn is cuck porn, because there is no NEET porn.
>mfw I get to go to the beach with this derg
Is...
Is this still /trash/?
>>3218786
What if the PoV is a scaly?
>>3218818
Forked tongues are really cute.
>>3218830
then it's otherkinry, but at least it's not otherkin cuckoldry.
Jeeze anon, pornographic arithmetic is pretty easy, why do you need help with it?
>>3218825
What the fuck is that thing?
>>3218817
I have a good feeling about this VN.
>>3218461
>humans are disgusting
You take that shit back, you ungrateful faggot. Humans are the most amazing species ever created, we were born with sticks and bones and look where we are now, we have advance technology, medicine, culture, history, art. We were beaten and harassed by mother nature with fucking thunders, floods, volcanoes and earthquakes, but we did survived, we adapted to the environment.
>inb4 fag
:^)
>>3218867
>What the fuck is that thing?
A Seraph asking you to keep your eyes on her.
ser·aph
ˈserəf/Submit
noun
an angelic being, regarded in traditional Christian angelology as belonging to the highest order of the ninefold celestial hierarchy, associated with light, ardor, and purity.
https://adventistbiblicalresearch.org/materials/bible-interpretation-hermeneutics/serpents-and-seraphim
>>3218923
this tee bee aych senpatchis
>>3218923
>we were born with sticks and bones
What
also you didn't do shit you're just a retard shitposting on an imageboard
>>3218950
When am I going to see this dragon bully shove an anon to eat out her dragon donut.
She's so perfect for it too
>>3218950
And you are posting lewd scalies on a chinese imageboard made by some 15 cuck.
>>3218923
Yes, but you didn't do any of that, you're just leeching off of it.
>>3218461
>>3218498
>>3218522
>>3218923
>>3218950
>>3218982
>>3218991
GUYS FFS, stop fucking shitposting and post some reptiles already, holy shit, you are worse than /v/.
>>3219021
It's called funposting you memer
>>3219034
Too bad he's sub-human.
>>3219021
Just let it go, that kobold guy already obliterated the image limit, wait until the /v/ shitposters trying to push their human propaganda just go away and don't reply.
>>3219049
But...there's no fun in that.
>>3219073
>that kobold guy already obliterated the image limit
Pssst
If we posted an image with every single post, we still would hit the bump limit first.
>>3219073
>He believes this
>>3219055
Possibly, but we don't know that.
>>3219073
>human propaganda
That's some nice memes you got dude
>>3219089
>bump limit is 300
>image limit is 150
>thread developed into a fight between human supremacy and people who are disgusted by human x scaly
I love this place
>>3218877
Yeah, I really think it will turn out good. I just got an email stating about being included as a name in the supporter credits.
>>3219073
>220 posts
>156 out of 250 images
>>3219133
Except it's 250, we're already past 150? Are you high?
>>3219136
Fuck off scaledicks, humanity stronk!
U S A
U S A
U S A
[spoiler]I need a human male x scaly female version of this image[/spoiler]
>>3219154
Wait, what?
I swear to god it was 150, sorry for my autism then.
>you can type whatever garbage you want or even spam but if you post random scaly images it's not shitposting and if you don't post said images you are automatically shitposting
I hate this meme.
Do I blame /b/ or something? They just circlejerk with something similar to tripcodes while dumping the same images over and over there, right?
>>3219177
I wasn't keeping anyone side. Also, here you go!
>>3219219
Dragons with human kids around are really good, and I love them.
>>3219219
nice meme
Noodle
>>3219136
>>3219248
kek, saved
Biiiiiig egg.
>>3219256
nice princess
>>3219351
Thanks
>>3219351
>tfw it will take years till we get a fully sex mod for fallout 4
>tfw will never be able to make love to my deathclaw pet
fuck
Not sure if I posted these next two in particular before, sorry if I did.
>>3219424
>>3219408
I think Guoh did Dragon Princess as "realistic"
The other is from a lesbian doujin that was posted here before. Can't remember name though
>>3219436
>>3219408
>>3219489
OH SHIT, THAT'S THE SAME ARTIST AS THIS DOUJIN
>>3219561
>tfw the bird thread is dying again
>>3220154
I didn't realize it even came back to life.
>>3220213
It always comes back after a few days, and then promptly dies again. I almost wish we could just post birds here, but at the end of the day I'd rather keep them separate.
>>3220154
the image choosed for the thread is not the best to take the people's attention
>>3220625
The OP is kind of a mess in general. And, honestly, so is the thread.
