Bonerfied ERP thread
>>3204983
>>3204983
>>3208896
Glad you enjoyed it. I'll send team Ico your regards~
>>3208938
>goodnight smooches
Bump. Never thought I'd have to do this to this thread.
>>3215123
I heared a term called "Dead hours". Is this it?
>>3215367
Perhaps so my friend. Perhaps so.
>>3215413
Sounds boring, like really boring. Is there anything interesting we could do?
Bump
live damn it.
Hey faggots, I come bearing good news
GUESS WHAT'S GETTING A SEQUEL
https://youtu.be/tYzdMOa9hEc
We'll be free when finals are over. We'll be free...
For now, though, I suggest you check'em.
>>3215859
Okie doke! You do that and I'll get the kitchen all set for us.
>She hops to her feet and scurries off, turning the oven on, grabbing all manner of utensils and such, picking out ingredients and placing everything out on the kitchen counter for her lovely cookie baking partner
Cute anime girls
>>3215873
Let's do it then. Lesson 2, listen closely. I'm gonna need your body to be as close to mine as possible. Specifically, your breasts on my partner downstairs. It's essential, since this is the only part of my body that can turn invisible. Got it?
>He shot her another one of his serious looks, praying internally that she'd continue to trust him and blindly do as he says.
>>3215909
>Rump wiggling she starts whipping together the ingredients as her frog friend rushes them back to her. She looks to the counter puzzled before looking back at her.
We do have a doggie cookie cutter right? Aside from that almost done!
>>3215931
Thick anime sluts!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JnVYaxJVy2
j-just testing out my new mic
v3 GuP movie AK subs still haven't dropped.
Goddamn it.
>>3215945
The doggie cookie cutter.. The doggie cookie cutter!! I didn't see it anywhere! Shoot.. Let me look again.
>She hurriedly hops around the kitchen, looking everywhere she could think of before returning to the doggo.
It's.. It's nowhere to be found!!
>>3215772
>He grabs her bare chest with both hands, squeezing hard and making sure to give them a firm rub.
Well they definitely feel real, although with magic there's no way of telling.
Why are you so worked up about this anyway? Doesn't it sound way more impressive to have grown a pair as amazing as this with your own skill instead of just being born with them?
>>3215966
test it some more
>>3215966
I think your mic needs more testing.
>>3215966
Nice going slut, now I have to cum.
>>3215941
>Even she couldn't help the rather confused look over her face. That twitching item below stirred something about in her, it didn't feel right yet like an epiphany it hit her.
Aha! So that's what that is!
>She sneered and thumbed at her nose, closing her eyes and raising her muzzle up knowingly.
Your wand! I wondered how you planned on casting any spells without one! Guess you aren't as powerful as I thought you were.
>She scampered forward and brushed her teats into his chest, arms wrapping around his waist and her hips pushing into his "wand" till it bent upward, her own naked sex pressed warmly into his sack.
I think maybe I took on the wrong teacher! This is so easy compared to my grueling lessons from before!
>>3215975
>She whimpers as his fingers dig into the furry lumps folding the flesh into his hands. For a moment she nearly loses her balance but catches herself and turns her attention away from his face.
I-I guess..., but then I'd be found out I'm not that good! Useless to boast when you c-can't back it up!
>>3215971
>She now taps her own chin and glances around the kitchen, her foot tapping away at the floor before having her "eureka!" moment.
I'll cut them out myself! Shouldn't be any problem! I may lack in magical ability but I'm a fantastic artist!
>>3215986
>>3215988
It's too quiet.
>>3215995
Really? Go ahead then!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XMsE8Hmpu5
Is this voice actually good? I don't want to listen and lose my boner. You faggots praised Nue's voice before after all.
>>3216097
You sound like a fucking slut.
(So when is this going to turn out to be a ruse cruise, you carry on with these moans for a few more vocaroos and then we get some good old deep voiced manly ear rape?)
>>3216031
>Another tense moment between them, as she gave him that questioning glare that tied knots in his stomach. He eyed her cautiously, her gaze seemed to be on his member. It seemed like she might actually figure it out this time...
Huh? I mean, yes! My wand. There's no such thing as a magician without a wand!
>Phew, close call. He could only be relieved for a second, before she pressed herself up against his "wand" and started to snake her arms around his body.
Nonsense! This is simply the beginning of my training! We start simple, and work our way to the difficult bits! Baby steps. Speaking of which... Lesson 3.
>>3216137
just some very quiet moans.
>>3216031
>Annoyed slightly by her negative attitude, he squeezes her massive breasts even harder, making sure to aggressively rub her nipples with his thumbs.
Maybe if you didn't mope all the time you'd be able to back it up.
>Taking one of his hands off her chest he gently turns her head back to face him.
Wanna try and practice a little?
>>3216097
you're too quiet
you have to moan like you're getting drilled by a big fat cock you faggot
Yawn.../v/ is dull as dishwater today...
Is Morrigan Anon around?
>>3216186
I'm sorry but I'll have to request you keep going.
There is a very agitated penis that needs it.
>>3216142
H-hold on, just a second...I can't get comfortable...it kinda hurts poking against me like that.
>She shifts her body against him, absently grinding into the stiff organ till she finds a marginally better "spot", the very tip of his magical piece now poking her belly.
There, ready!
>>3216164
>She winces as his fingers only dig in deeper, her legs like jelly and ready to fall out from under her. Whimpers soon giving into low moans as he stroked her puffy nubs into submission. Now with her head cocked back to him she couldn't simply look away.
Prac-practice?....On myself?...
>>3216031
>She stares at you for a moment and nods her head, grabbing some knives and throwing out a small handful of flower onto the counter after clearing it. She spreads the flower evenly and plops the cookie dough down before stepping aside for you.
Well there you go, that should help you out a bit, I can't wait to see your cute cookies~!
>>3216199
Fine..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aN2N9i6DRz
>>3216227
>He seizes the opportunity, pressing into her pudgy stomach as she shifts around, hoping she'll disregard it or dismiss it as her own fault for moving. His head presses into the soft skin, which nearly envelops the entirety of his tip, a bit of pre starting to drip from it and onto her fur.
Very well. Lesson three is more of an... observation course. For this, I'll need you to watch me closely and refrain from moving too much. This is the part you've been waiting for!
>>3216227
>Still casually kneading her chest he places his free hand on her back and slowly pulls her in closer. He leans forward and whispers softly into her ear.
You can practice on me if you want.
>>3216260
>Proud of her creation she places her hands on her hips and raises her snout up. Chuckling like it were a job well done.
Easy! Now to get baking! I have to say, this is surely some of my best work!
>>3216304
lewd.
Are you masturbating or just pretending?
>>3216348
Okay, okay, we can work with that.
Not a problem at all! Now.. You just gotta make about 30 or so more. Got any magic that can help with that, like duplication??
>She looks at the first cookie, cocking her head to the side as she stared.
>>3216352
Secret!
>>3216413
Well I can guess what you're doing then if you want to keep it secret.
You nasty whore.
>>3216321
>Never even bating an eyelash at his suspicious movements Kibbles holds her position pressed tightly into his body the dog's face bright and cheerful as she awaits his next command.
I...uh...thank you for taking the time to show me your spell. I know not everyone can aptly teach these kinda things..., but I'm ready! Let's get onto the lesson!
>>3216335
>So warm was he she could hardly stand a moment longer. If not for his hands bracing her she'd likely of fallen over, it wouldn't stop his relentless attack neither. Fingers run through her fur, cupping the ample mounds and twisting their pert tips. The soft whisper made her ears flick and pull back to her head.
W-where would I begin?...
(I'm sorry to say I have to go in 20 minutes! I'll try to make the most of it!)
>>3216401
>She was not catching onto just how horrible they looked. Looking more and more pleased as she grabbed her staff and placed it next to her.
Worth a shot! Now, what was it she said to do....
>The inquisitive hound stared hard at the cookies before raising her magical staff above her head and repeating some odd words. With a 'poof' the cookie disappeared into a puff of smoke before it dissipated revealing a even worse looking one beside it.
It...it doesn't look that bad.....my original work got warped just a little bit....
>>3216441
>Her oblivious appreciation elicited a small fragment of sympathy from the man, but he decided he was in too deep to pull back now. Besides, he figured it would disappoint her even more if he suddenly decided not to "teach" her.
It's no problem at all, you are a marvelous pupil... Let's commence with the lesson. Watch closely, as my magic wand...
>He pushes his girth into her stomach lightly, stabbing her with the erect member until the slippery pre shoots it upwards and into her pillowy breasts. The massiveness of her tits is enough to just barely conceal his cock, which throbs eagerly between them.
Disappears! Tada!
>>3216441
>He continues to absentmindedly play with her heaving breasts, barely even registering what he's doing as he thinks outloud to himself.
Hmm... Changing specific parts sounds a bit too advanced so it'd have to be a full body change, and making me bigger sounds way too dangerous, so I guess that just leaves... Ah!
>He gives her boob a sudden tight squeeze as the idea pops into his head.
Why not try making me smaller? That sounds like a fun and safe way to practice.
Afternoon.
>>3216594
Fucking nerd.
>>3216594
Who said you could come onto my turf bitch
>>3209000
Damn skeletons
so did LD finally kill herself yet?
>>3216515
>He struck her under boob with his hips, sending her breast upward painfully. She eped and turned her head, missing his throbbing rod disappearing into the perky cleavage of her tits. She turned her head back, wearily glancing down to see the wand had vanished. His thighs flush to her chest but with a odd, pulsing sensation deep within.
S-so...the caveat is you have to use someone else to make it vanish?....I-I don't mean to be so hasty in my assessment but that doesn't seem practical...
>She prodded her chest with curious finger,s head tilting from each side trying to figure out where it had gone.
>>3216539
>She bites back on her lip at the sudden squeeze, hissing as the oddly alluring pain shoots up her body.
I-I suppose so...that can't be that hard....
>A portion of her tongue now stuck out from her muzzle, panting like a dog in heat she gripped her magical shaft and stuck it into the ground.
Are you sure...this could hurt....
>>3216631
>>3216633
Woah what the fuck
Fight me
I'll kick your ass
>>3216669
She was saying some shit last night in her server. Maybe. Doesn't matter DMG is coming back tomorrow.
>>3216681
Bring it faggot. I'll suck your fucking dick.
>>3216682
>LD leaks pics
>LD shits on DMG
>People get upset
>LD thinks he's the victim
???????
>>3216490
(I have to head out, sorry! >.<)
>>3216697
Wow what a fucking faggot
I bet you won't even rim me you fucking sperglord
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.20_[2016.03.25_12.36.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6tbNjaj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.20_[2016.03.25_12.36.27].jpg")
>>3216681
Let's go I bet you kiss girls faggot
(I have to get ready. Thanks for playing with me guys. I appreciate it, but I wish I had more time. Don't be too naughty now and have a good rest of your day!)
>>3216709
Don't be I'm right behind !
>Fucks the hell out of the two anons kind enough to play with me as well
>>3216723
>Kisses
>>3216674
Of course I am. I wouldn't have suggested it if I wasn't sure. I bet a girl as cute as you couldn't even hurt a fly.
>>3216707
Teenager logic. He's 16.
>>3216638
I'll fucking hold your hand during penetration you faggot ass bitch.
Daily reminder that ERP is a degenerate hobby and you all are pathetic
>>3216707
DMGGGGGGGGGG <333
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.19_[2016.03.13_16.26.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E0C2TOp.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.19_[2016.03.13_16.26.50].jpg")
>>3216730
>>3216771
Soon anon. Soon.
>>3216773
That's right.
I do kiss girls.
Fucker.
Didn't you get hit by a bus and die yesterday?
>>3216682
Tell me what he said. This drama's been the only entertaining thing here for the last while. I wanna know how this soap opera ends.
>>3216729
(Thanks for the fun, have a good one)
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2016.03.06_13.07.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nz7jfE7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2016.03.06_13.07.31].jpg")
>>3216793
Yeah but they remade me with a cyborg body
dont worry i still got the booty
>>3216797
He said something about his Grandfather owning a gun or something. He's still offline since then
>>3216745
What?
Stockholm syndrome?
>>3216820
Kek
>>3216833
It's kinda like reverse stockholm syndrome where it's their fault they got left for being a shitty person and they go crazy trying to fix things.
>>3216811
German engineering?
German science is the best in the world.
>>3216833
DMG didn't join Dom's server.
>>3216820
So what pushed him over the edge then? he seemed alright with DMG from what I saw...
>>3216822
What the fuck did you just say to me you psychopathic chocolate whore?
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.24_[2016.03.06_13.07.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ap1ReOd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.24_[2016.03.06_13.07.52].jpg")
>>3216856
Didn't America take all of germany's scientists at the end of world war 2
either way I'm going to go eat some food and come back later to actually typefuck instead of constantly shitpost
>>3216862
Dom wanted DMG to join her server again. DMG said no. Dom went coco for cocoa puffs.
>>3216874
Alright, make sure you save me a seat, shitpost waifu.
>>3216879
That boy aint right
>>3216867
Why are you being so aggressive?
>>3216900
Paul is insane.
>>3216901
Why are you being such a bitch? Jesus, come on, just quit your complaining for one god damn second and let me shove my chocolate covered dick down your throat you shitty fucking slut.
>>3216925
>willingly erping with people who have had their pictures posted
Just imagine their face every time you cum, stupid erpers
>>3216935
Thanks I do
>>3216935
B-But anon what if someone here is a pretty g-girl
>>3216935
Yeah life is pretty good.
>>3216934
You want some of this chocolate goodness slapped across your face too faggot? I'll shove it so far up your ass you'll be coughing up your new cream filling.
>>3216925
Do you actually have chocolate on it?
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19pVfsNa
>>3216979
>Rape
>>3216979
God. Fucking. Damn it. Shut the fuck up for one god forsaken millisecond and find out while I pound your cumdumpster mouth. Why the fuck are you even here when you're a shit of a slut even compared to crackwhores who put out for a teenth?
>>3216979
Here's a tissue because your nose is red
>>>/tumblr/
I heard LD has an extreme thirst.
>>3217028
https://youtu.be/0ysBaqfHRcE
>>3217039
I actually fucking love this guy's content
He's so happy all the time
>>3216879
Please tell me there's caps of this, that sounds amazing.
>>3216925
I would suck a legit chocolate-covered dick. I never tried it, maybe it'd be tasty fun, especially with some extra cream~
>>3216874
>fat gyaru pig needing to eat more
>>3217074
Where the fuck did all of these god damn bitches come from now that I'm offering some chocolatey goodness that is my dick covered in it?
>>3217110
Dunno man but I gotta try that shit
>>3217138
Nah, fuck you and your pussy ass shit. Get you retarded fucking self outta here you freak.
>>3216423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OmKqvpDw6W
>>3217182
Well
fuck you too
>>3217186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FWjVVqU5oO
>>3217210
Tomoko
>>3217066
I can PM DMG and ask for the screen shot if you want.
>>3217261
Yes please
>>3217261
Get them
>>3217261
Roar.
...
>>3217312
Lewd.
>>3217392
I believe that's the general idea around here.
>>3217392
Yes
You are
>>3217392
I want a lewd fight with Mika
>>3217290
>>3217297
>>3217307
"It wasn't a real freak out. And I don't wanna spread personal conversation. But anons want it. Here's a bit of the conversation"
>>3217373
>>3217429
post the bit where she killed herself
>>3217312
Cute trap!
>>3217110
I just never knew the offer!
>>3217416
I need more
>>3217446
I don't think he's technically a trap.
>>3217461
>
>>3217439
>>3217465
Who is this character?
>>3217468
>>3217465
Like, can I have more?
>>3217493
>>3217516
>>3217469
>>3217492
I believe it's Tsurugi Kyousuke from Inazuma Eleven.
>>3217505
Sure.
>>3217516
>>3217440
What part of "I don't wanna spread personal conversations" don't you understand?
>>3217516
>>3217556
seriously I'm going to hold you accountable for the damage to my penis.
>>3217556
My dude, thanks
>>3217576
>>3217582
Anytime, for some reason there's a lot of gifs for him sucking dick.
>>3217602
People love that yaoi shota
>>3217602
You're the real mvp
>>3217602
STOP, I can't take off my pants right now and my cock is bending at a painful angle.
(Also you got the one of him being fucked by a crazy looking horse?)
>>3217615
There's some rather strange stuff for him as well but I'll refrain from posting that stuff.
>>3217628
Am I really? I feel like picking him up to really make a good use out of these would make me that, in my honest opinion.
>>3217634
pls no
No loli or shota
>>3217660
That'd be pretty cool but I honestly don't care. I just want to see more
>>3217660
Oh, I found it~
>>3217694
Here you go mate.
>>3217694
I honestly am coming across too many enticing characters to play as
>>3217730
...Yeah...
>>3217730
Jesus fuck
>>3217759
sure you want to be playing a slutty boy, that's just baiting Nue.
>>3217800
I told you, there's some strange stuff. There's a couple more horse ones, a dog one, and some tentacle stuff.
>>3217829
I'm not trying to bait anyone, just trying to play an enjoyable character I think I'll have fun as.
>>3217868
P-Post the dog one
>>3217880
Fucking pervert degenerate, I bet you want the knot and everything.
>>3217875
We haven't, though you've probably heard of me. I I am Diego Brando, though you may call me Dio.
>>3217875
Love you too senpai.
>>3217880
Go look for it yourself, Youmu.
>>3217902
You caught me just in time so I'll post regular.
>>3217933
Thanks, homes. I shall now go pass the fuck out
>>3217933
Me on the left.
>>3217969
Great timing, was just about out and I, myself, need to get ready to leave soon.
>>3217973
Same.
>>3217875
You know like.. I dunno, we do lewd things until one of us taps out?
>>3217932
Dio huh, I really like that name. Me...
>She pulls out a mic from seemingly thin air
I am RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINBOOOOOOW MIKA! But you can just call me Mika~!
>>3217991
God bless this artist!
>>3217992
>Her eyes light up and she starts to cheer.
Well I'm always up for a new type of challenge!
>>3217730
MOOOOOOOODS!
>>3218001
>He rubs his ears with an irritated sigh.
Yes, you're also quite loud, but I do have to applaud you on your fashion sense.
Tell me, Mika, what is it that you do?
>>3218028
Well are we starting now?
>He glances down at her breasts, seeing them bounce as she moves. In fact he's staring for a little too long, letting them become a distraction
>>3218100
Dio is a bad man
>>3218112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHY4f19Z2o
>>3218116
Hmmm?
>>3218100
You as well? I had no idea I would be looking at another celebrity in this place.
You're from modern day, yes? I'm a professional horse jockey, I've just won a race for several million dollars and am spending time here as my vacation.
It's nice to meet you.
>>3218112
Whatever do you mean, Anon?
I'm not going to break her into another of my own personal sex slaves, why would you say something like that?
One more for the road, later.
>>3218105
>Mika notices your eyes and smirks before taking her fingers and pulling off the top of her uniform.
A little distracted are we?
>She then rips off your shirt and presses her nipple on to yours, swirling her chest around to so that they can stroke each other.
>>3218147
Whoa, I've never met a horse jockey before, or any kind of racer who's accomplished something like that!
>She then makes a fist and gives a beaming smile.
You have got to tell me some cool racing stories Dio!
>>3218116
Cease and desist.
>>3218187
Mn! I'm not that distracted..
>He was caught completely off guard and lets his shirt get ripped off. Not to be outdone, his hands move down to her exposed ass and gives it a firm squeeze
That tickles..
>>3218187
>He taps the seat next to him, inching himself over to give her the minimal room to sit.
Come sit. I'll tell you of the time I discovered my abilities.
>He lounges back against the cushions of his fancy seat, crossing his legs and closing his eyes as he recalls the story.
It was during that same race. A man named Dr. Ferdinand attacked me in an area no one could see. Before I knew it, I was some kind of reptile, being controlled by him.
He forced me to attack two men, named Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli, my rivals. They defeated him, and I conquered the lizard I'd become.
It turns out that, by surviving, I gained the powers of a dinosaur.
I can now turn myself and others into raptors, and manipulate them as I wish.
>A large, scaly, tail appears from behind him, swaying from side-to-side.
Interesting, isn't it?
>the thread got used afterall
Something too make me smile at work
Odds:nap
Evens:keep lurking
Dubs:RP
>>3218248
Mmmph, straight for the butt~!
>Her whole body jerks up as you play with her supple bottom. You hands practically sink into the soft skin and she lets out a sigh.
Don't get too cocky!
>Mika then leans down and rolls her tongue all over your nipple. Two fingers then come and start to tweak your other one and her lips press on you. She starts to suckle at it and you feel her free hand graze your flesh.
>>3218294
Awesome!
>She runs over and places her self next to you.
Wow that sounds very fasc--
>She is then caught off guard by the large apendage and her eyes follow it around.
Uh... wow.
>>3218365
YES!
>>3218365
Have a nice rest!
Is Dio what we wish Kurisu was? Like, shitposts all the time but will seriously RP on a dime?
>>3218374
kys
>>3218366
>He smirks and swishes the tail around in the air, brushing the end of it against her face.
Have you ever seen anything quite like it, my dear? I, too, was amazed at first.
The strength, vision, speed, and stamina of a raptor.. It's all mine.
I would say this power is the reason I won the race, but I would have won it regardless.
>>3218412
>fuk ye boi
>>3218366
>His hands only get more aggressive and friskier. They start to pull her cheeks apart and massage them, his fingers digging into her soft ass. When she starts to lick and suck his nipple he retaliates by giving her butt a few smacks, trying to distract himself from how good her mouth feels
Ah! Oooh..
>>3218428
>She continues to be memorized by it and she slowly shakes her head with her mouth agape.
N-no, I've never seen anything like this.
>She then starts to examine your body.
Oh I don't that Dio, you look like one of the most fit people here... I love that in a man~
>She then starts to twirl her hair and look down.
So... is there other secrets you're hiding on your body?
>>3218464
Ah~Oooph~!
>She jumps up with each smack of her ass and you can see ripples form upon impact. She then presses her tongue on you and slides up your neck. Nibbling and kissing it before moving over and lightly biting on your ear and occasionally licking at it.
Odds : go play overwatch
Evens : lurk more
Get : jerk off
>>3218584
I'd rather play something else.
>>3218569
>He jumps when her hot tongue runs over his neck, his erection poking against her abs. He clearly wasn't expecting her to be quite so lewd and good at teasing his body. But he refuses to give up and pulls at her outfit, making it grind against her pussy
At.. least you're making this interesting..
>>3218569
>His tail begins to slowly wrap around her waist, the cold scales pressed loosely against her exposed skin. His half-lidded eyes scan her body, the man nodding his head ever so slightly.
I believe there are, Mika.
Some say I'm quite the 'beast' in many regards.
If you think you have what it takes, then by all means, let's see what you can do.
Post what you're listening to
>>3218827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHywdqH3F6Y
Guess who
>>3218827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
>>3218827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA
>>3218827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epVQa4r3ykY
>>3218827
The deafening sound of silence.
>>3218874
That gif is absolutely adorable.
>>3218882
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
>>3218885
Agreed
>>3218716
I'm sort of a professional when it comes to the human bo~aah~
>She starts to moan as you pull on her uniform and her body get warmer. She then proceeds to move down your body and place littles kisses along the way. She goes along your chest and abs before kissing the area around your navel and flicking it with your tongue. She then sucks on her finger and puts it on your tight dark hole. She presses and rubs it, but doesn't go farther than that.
>>3218766
>She recoils as you wrap around her and she giggles.
I know I have what it takes, give me all you've got!
>>3218885
I'm not cute! I'm an S class hero!
>>3218898
Wait a minute, this is not the Disturbed I remember from my wild teenage times!
>>3218898
>tfw I unironically like Disturbed
I still listen to popular shit from the 90's and early 00's if it's not game or anime music.
Also you're okay for repping from best Jojo part.
>>3218855
>I can't tell if mocking Paul. Or really Paul
>>3216031
>>3218916
They're the same ol' band, they just did a really good cover of a really good song
>>3218922
Psh fuck yeah
Anybody that says they don't like Disturbed for being edgy is bullshitting
Disturbed is great
>>3218913
Really?
I'd argue your submission face is pretty adorable, actually.
Seeing a woman so strong blushing is such a rush.
>>3218911
>He pulls her onto his lap with his tail, which was much stronger than it looked, picking her up with ease and setting her gingerly onto his legs. He rests a hand on her thigh, his other arm coiling around her body and groping at her large chest.
You think..?
I must warn you.. I have a hobby of making women addicted to me, Mika.
You just may suffer the same fate.
It's been so peaceful the last few days.
I almost miss not having new Paul drama posted on the hour every hour.
>>3218911
Ahii! Th-that's..
>He makes a rather unmanly squeak, moving his hips away from her finger and shoving his length right in her face. He tries to keep the initiative and grabs her twintails, keeping her head close
Just.. suck it. Don't put things in my.. my..
>>3218994
Me? Blush? Never! Not even once
>>3219026
Blaze told DMG that Paul tired to off himself
>>3219026
I don't. Yesterday was one of the best days /ERP/ has had in weeks.
>>3219030
Oh, yes, of course.
I must have you confused for a much more powerful green-haired woman.
My apologies.
>>3219056
>Missed Mercy because of work
>>3219052
If that's true then that boy really needs to get his head checked out
Hey
>>3219097
Yeah, with a shotgun
>>3219097
The bi-polar meltdowns tell you the kid is fucked up.
Thinking he could get DMG back not one day after spending two days smugly shitting all over him was something.
>>3219111
Depressing if true. As fucked up as we all are spending hours of our free time doing this sort of thing I like to think most of us have the bare minimum of mental health to function.
>>3218827
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>3219099
Evening. (Best girl.)
>>3219137
I mean
I just like sex
>>3218994
Whoa~Wha!
>She's taken aback by how strong the tail was as sits on your lap stiffly. When your arm comes around she starts to relax only for the groping to make her shiver. Her heavy breast feels soft in your hand and you can start to feel her nipple perk up with each passing moment.
Well, I do like challenges~
>She finally relaxes and melts in your body as soft moan escape her breathe.
>>3219029
Hehe, just had to try~
>Mika keeps her hands away as her face nuzzles your heated cock. It slides along her cheek before she opens her mouth and lets it fall in. She presses her soft lips on your shaft and gradually moves forward on it. Her tongue presses the bottom and it hits the roof of her mouth. The blonde then vacuums you as she slowly pulls her self back, only to move back forward. This continues for a few moments until she moves her face and makes it poke out of her cheek. She starts to hum and tickle the tip from the outside.
>>3219056
Who was on last night
>>3218922
>>3218994
That's because Disturbed is great. Linkin Park isn't a bad band either - the only reason for these to get shit on is their attentionwhoring teenager-community and pseudo-elite keyboard warriors (4chan, especially /b/) with their elementary school kind of mindset.
It's the same as unironically thinking Reddit and Tumblr are shit and useless sites, just because their communities are so hugely annoying. Reddit still is a good place to gather all sorts of information on random topics and Tumblr is still good for looking for .gifs of your favorite shows and whatever else.
Not saying some of their lyrics aren't kinda "cringey", but damn, do they still sound good.
>>3219218
A lot of people.
>>3219228
I was with you completely until
>Tumblr .gifs
>>3219181
>He breathes against her neck, tightening his fingers around and pinching the bulge of her nipples underneath the thin fabric covering her chest. She'd feel his tongue flick against her skin, just barely brushing the surface, and his right hand edging ever closer to the spot between her legs.
So excited already, my.. Here I thought you would be something new, but..
>He drops his voice to a whisper, his lips directly next to her ear.
You're nothing more than just another cock-hungry whore, aren't you?
>>3219228
I agree with the Reddit thing
Tumblr is still cancer though
I WILL say that a long time ago before feminist bullshit Tumblr was fucking funny as shit and it was my favorite thing
But those days are lost in time
>>3219181
>His grip on her twintails starts to slacken as he focuses on his the sensations running through his cock. His fingers play with her hair, and he's pushing his hips forward without thinking
Mmm.. Wait..
>It slowly dawns on him that if he stays like this, he'll definitely be the first to tap out. His movements still a little lethargic, he tries to pull her tight, vise like lips off his shaft
How do I ERP?
I want to fuck dragon's crown's Elf (male)
>>3219398
Here's ERP in a nutshell
>>3219403
fuck that doujin in the ass, fucking meme50's vomit fetish
>>3219403
>>3219420
Elf (male) is still hot.
>>3219078
You would've been cucked out her anyway
>>3219078
this, senpai >>3219458
I didn't even try for that precise reason, she was so overloaded.
Poor rainbow mom
>>3219458
Mechanon is destined to be cucked for all his life.
>>3219403
I want to impregnate an Elin.
>>3219306
>Her breath starts to get heavy as you fondle her breasts and you can tell that it's getting stiff in your fingertips. Her face scrunches up as you taste her and her knees clasp together.
N-NO! I'm totally different, it's just that... this feels pretty good...
>>3219334
>Mika refuses to let go and her lips only get tighter as you nudge at her. She giggles with you still in her mouth and it creates a vibration. One hand then gets a hold of your sack and she starts to roll your balls around her fingers. Her other hand gets a hold of the base of you cock and she pumps you along with her mouth. Mika then starts to focus on the spongy crown and sucks on it like a pink lollipop.
Good day! Have an updated roster thing!
>>3219458
Story of my life.
>>3219490
True, it's why I almost never RP with her or Iowa in-thread.
>>3219509
Thanks yuruposter
>>3219520
>He worms his hand between her thick thighs, running his fingers back and forth along the damp, thin clothing covering her groin.
Yes, you are different, Mika..
You're resistant, unlike the others.
>He pulls her costume aside, letting her oversized breasts fall free to the air, and immediately resumes teasing and toying with the pink mounds.
I like that in a slut.
>His tail curls around between the pair's legs, running along the obvious bulge in his riding pants.
You want to retrieve it yourself, don't you? Then, go ahead.
That'll tell me what kind of woman you are, won't it?
>>3219537
You gotta stand up and just take Yuruposter
>>3219291
I meant normal .gifs (pic relatec) like reactions from anime / cartoon characters (kinda like in the good, old /f/ era), not the "tear-running-down-cheek" 3-frame-loops with "I'm fine..." captions. I don't care who made them, I just visit for the pics.
>>3219306
Sure, I don't like either of them communitywise anyway - what I mean is that their behavior doesn't keep anyone from still making use of some of their contents.
I mean, if I were to hate mexicans for whatever reason, some of them would still make some great food!
>>3219642
Fuck Mexican food I hate it it's disgusting
Fight me
>>3219658
Kill yourself my man
>>3219520
Ah.. No..
>There's something utterly emasculating about having his cock toyed with and sucked like a lollipop, and it gives him the strength to push her head away and get her mouth off him while her guard is down
I-I'm not out of this yet!
>He tries to return the favour, getting down on the floor, spreading her toned legs and burying his face between them. He plants a few wet kisses on her outfit before he pulls it to the side and exposes her pussy
>>3219537
(Every time I start you run away bozo)
