HG thread
Phantom
>>3208231
herp
Tell me if there is anyone else that would like to host.
>>3208231
>LF
>>3208231
>>3208237
I'd like to.
No, wait. No I wouldn't, I hate this place.
Go for it.
>>3208206
Still no. The few that Etna left behind are all I've got left until she returns. So unless she comes back I can't blow them up.
>>3208239
No anon. I lack both parts. I am just a prick.
>>3208231
>Pushes you to the other side
It's working now. Thank you everyone for helping trash like me work this site.
First 36.
>>3208237
I'd do it, but I haven't worked on my games at all since last time I did it.
>>3208252
>Image
>>3208257
Classy Raven
>>3208257
Kuroyukihime
>>3208257
Shanghai.Exe
>>3208257
Richard Feynman
>>3208257
Clawdia
>>3208257
Atsushi Nakajima
>>3208257
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3208257
Garnet
>>3208249
No reason to be here if you hate it.
>>3208210
Thanks for the thread crab girl
>>3208257
Jasper
Female
>>3208257
Thank You Canada!
>>3208257
The Player
>>3208257
Alvin
>>3208257
Perfect Cell
>>3208257
Overlord Laharl
>>3208257
sleepy maria-chan
>>3208257
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3208257
Tits the tits
>>3208257
Kurumi
>>3208257
LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTIPASS
>>3208257
Spike
>>3208257
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3208257
Mirai
>>3208257
Himiko Toga
>>3208257
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3208257
Memoca
>>3208257
True Ogre
>>3208257
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3208257
Jack Spicer
>>3208257
Kirino
>>3208257
Rottytops
>>3208257
Admiral Hyman Rickover
>>3208257
Seija Kijin
>>3208257
Eggman-kun
>>3208257
Cappy
>Female
>>3208257
Nyuu
>>3208257
Ted Kord
>>3208257
Matsuda
>>3208257
Koyomi Araragi
>>3208257
Malekith the Accursed
>>3208257
Haise Sasaki
>>3208257
The 392nd mobile infantry
>>3208257
Wiggins
>>3208275
You're welcome, genius boy.
>>3208257
Tony tony chopper
>>3208300
Stab me please.
>>3208257
Minato
Create the perfect game:
__'s events
__'s drive
__'s backgrounds
__'s speed
__'s commentary
>>3208257
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3208338
Just kill me, I'm late because I got food.
>>3208347
no events
no drive
no background
no speed
no commentary
no thread
no post
no simulator
no computer
no house
>>3208347
wriggle's events
wriggle's drive
wriggle's backgrounds
wriggle's speed
wriggle's commwntary
>>3208357
Want my spot, little guy?
>>3208341
Sorry. I'm totally fuuuuuuull on blood for today, so I don't need more. Huh, whatever.
>stabs you
>>3208333
The name's Jack Spicer. I tried to tell you a while back but you just up and left, crab girl
>>3208367
I smell pesticide.
>>3208347
Shorty, Kamina, Youko, Hoshi, Littlefinger
>>3208367
kys Yuno
>>3208257
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3208368
Sure. Thanks mister! I'll do it for you then.
>>3208382
>Kamina's drive
>>3208367
I don't think commentary should go to a person that can't spell it.
>>3208347
Seth
Kamina
Hoshi
Shorty
Spike
>>3208257
Specter
>>3208367
>kissu
>super sleepy, just want to stay home for the day
>can't
>>3208399
Lizard's scales
>>3208366
no poster
no trash
no boards
no website
no internet
>>3208431
kys trappy with your shit knowledge in maths.
>>3208347
Not mine
Not mine
Not mine
Definitely not mine
Not mine
>>3208399
I know right. Everything else is great without repeating.
>>3208347
The perfect game's already been made.
Well, nothing is perfect, but it's the best damn thing you'll get. It's mine of course.
>>3208439
I'm getting better, okay?
Give me any task!
>>3208431
You really don't know when to fucking quit, do you?
>>3208448
>implying you host anymore
>>3208372
>grabs wound and hunches over in pain
Ahn... It hurts so good...
>>3208456
Solve chess
>>3208448
Kurumifag's game > your game
can someone tell me what the golden rule is?
>>3208470
>implying his games really stood out
>Feeding him
>>3208481
>chess is not the puzzler
>>3208456
Write a script that doesn't shit itself as often as it works.
>>3208470
Not for a bunch of shits like you.
You deserve games that are on your own level.
>>3208489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikmq2gvpVp8
>>3208482
You mean the one with Rin's code?
>>3208495
What is the puzzler? He said any task
>>3208489
Gumshoe was a cuck and Phoenix couldn't predict the outcum
>>3208507
ah thank you I was looking for that.
>>3208482
They did have some good games.
>>3208456
Write a bot that RPs a generic anime girl.
Then samefag with it.
>>3208456
When I'm not so tired I'll throw you a few integrals and a few questions from physics to solve in your head.
>>3208530
>laptop, desktop.
>>3208456
Circumcision.
>>3208555
I don't think IP's work the way you think they work, unless your laptop's on a mobile network or something.
>1Am
>all these tributes
You guys need to go to sleep.
Now, I can either expand the game, or some kind fillers can give out their spots. The choice is yours, but know that it'll take more time for me to do all of this over again, and I have carpel tunnel.
>>3208299
>pets
>>3208514
Code doesn't just make the game imho. Her games were just better.
>>3208396
Just have fun out there, alright? I just remembered something I had to do.
>>3208583
Swap me
>>3208283
For this guy right here, bud.
>>3208338
>and check Kirino
>>3208583
Kirino looks pretty similar to Jack Spicsr but that might just be a coincidence
>>3208583
D10 Kirino looks like they caught the faggot pox
>>3208555
>needing two computers to samefag
KEK MEJT
XD
BLACH XD
.................
<says something is netherlandian>
>>3208583
Swap Memoca out for this one please!
>>3208303
>>3208390
Messed up Kirino's pic
>>3208583
EXPAND SLOTS
>>3208463
buuuuuuut
>>3208481
just brute force it
>>3208497
Then it would be slow as fuck.
>>3208530
I don't need a bot for that.
>>3208545
Alright, but we didn't do integrals yet, gimme some derivatives instead
>>3208569
I'm no jew.
Wait.
>>3208583
>>3208353
>>3208289
Yeah, I'm leaving. He's kinda hot so he can replace me or something, kay?
>>3208583
ZzZzZ...
>Good night and thanks for hosting.
>>3208583
>>3208325
Give this boy my spot in this display. I still have to do a few things before I'm ready to go.
>>3208583
I don't usually need sleep at all...
>Jasper
>>3208607
...
Appreciated.
>>3208583
Kirino's looking a lot better than she usually does.
>>3208583
Alright! Time to bust some viruses!
>>3208619
>>3208583
>Keep your tribute my man. I got Kurumi in so please don't do that.
>>3208583
>>3208609
>
Do it.
>>3208583
Swap me>>3208274
for >>3208330
>>3208610
I don't have centuries, m8. You do it.
>>3208583
Kirino's image is looking pretty evil
>>3208629
I know, right?
>>3208583
Nyuu!
>>3208627
No thanks needed!
>She salutes before flying off into the land of dreams
>>3208610
Wait, I thought you had already done a few integrals you buffoon. What happened to those?
>>3208644
>>3208583
I have a tribute in buddy, no swap.
>>3208497
>>3208610
Also, I'm pretty sure Autocropper has at least a 90% working rate since 4.0 (100% for me), and I'm currently working on Hosthelper 3.0, which should have a way higher working rate as well. If the collection of tributes works for you, then 3.0 is pretty much guaranteed to work in overall.
Here. check this out, almost done: http://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HostHelperHelp.html
>>3208604
>LF
>>3208594
If the space for the game expands, I'd be the last slot for a 48 round, and some UID's get their avas in too. I'm rooting for a bigger roster!
>>3208574
The fuck are you even trying to say in your posts? At least shit on my game too I don’t get a bad taste in my mouth with a vague idea of people you might be.
>>3208587
If the creative content in from of games and events don't make somebody's game in your shit opinion, I guess entering a game code, cropping and posting slides like any other shithead to try hosting makes it good. I'll even give RNG credit, but delivery boys don't make the pizza, retard. Here's your tip tho "thanks for hosting".
>>3208641
>kurumi is matsuda
That actually explains a lot
>>3208613
Thank you, whoever you are
>>3208668
I did when I was in school, but only polynomials. So I know how to make them, but I didn't do it in quite a while, and only basic ones.
>>3208686
>Even I know this much and I just got back
>>3208686
>Not knowing this
Slow on the uptake as always, Baron.
>>3208622
Come on, you don't have to do that, I was planning on reading something during this free time.
>>3208664
Not Junko.
>>3208684
Commentary, background, presentation add up as well. Enjoy your bland pizza without cheese or sauce.
>>3208672
Oh right. I forgot.
>>3208583
I don't think they have a person in.
>>3208329
>>3208686
You're an idiot.
>>3208725
Boo fucking hoo, tell me something I don't already do.
>>3208681
That is either Yuno or Kyucko I think.
>>3208686
You are really damn slow. That has been known for 1-2 months now.
>>3208702
I can show you what I got to know for my MSAT, that'll be interesting.
And we're off.
>>3208637
I'll slit your throat, you fat whore.
>>3208727
nah its alright citizen! Tardiness shouldn't be awarded. Keep your spot im just going to be lurking anyways
>>3208744
She does it better and that's why I said. Her games > yours. Now you can cry over it or you can accept my opinion.
>>3208771
>>3208727
Garnet it'll get better. You and I can just help each other win...or just me.
>Jasper
>>3208771
I hate that I couldn't get the second swap in. Better make the most of it.
>>3208771
Later, losers!
>>3208771
Thanks Alvin, you nice man.
>>3208686
Kurumi is Rin you autist
>>3208771
I don't need a partner in death if I never needed one in life.
>>3208771
Thank you for hosting
>>3208771
It's been a while since I started off with a cakewalk.
>>3208771
Perhaps the use of relativity for destruction was inevitable. Even so, I feel no less guilty for aiding in this cause.
>>3208684
Asuka you really need to chill out. And this coming from me here.
>>3208706
>>3208739
>>3208710
>>3208767
>I have almost no connection to anyone outside the threads. What i see in the threads is all i know. Plus when i do finally find out, i forget whose who really easily. Its why i treat charcters as characters most of the time and try not to base opinions on the people who play them. Im not going to get mad at a tamaki for shit hoshi did.
>>3208771
>>3208711
Hmph, I'm sorry for this inconvenience. It seems the boy giving us this entertainment didn't see my request.
>>3208795
>criticizing the Phil Fish of HG
Nigga you gonna make him delete his twitter account...
>>3208824
I was just teasing you, man. I honestly thought you were DDD at first.
Oh yeah, I forgot to take that first event and a few others out. Sorry.
>>3208727
>>3208806
W-Why can't I be patient with things like this...
Why can't anime girls be real
>>3208835
Then I know which motherfucker is behind that post.
>>3208816
Don't worry about me, kid. I'll just catch the next one.
>Or host it if I feel like it.
>>3208849
...
It wasn't worth it to get in this game.
>>3208849
That's right Lapiss. Laugh at the fool trying to get as ripped as I am.
>Jasper
>>3208857
Wanna spitroast Yuno?
>>3208854
Because if they were real, then what would we have for fake?
>>3208824
>I don't either
>>3208849
Its suppose to entail that the weak for serve the strong!
>>3208799
>>3208849
Yeah. That's not happening.
>>3208849
>It's fine dude.
>>3208791
>>3208849
I'm not sure how that works.
>>3208857
It wasn't me either you fool.
>>3208839
Don't worry about it, somehow I prefer it this way.
>>3208854
>Tsundere shit in the real world
No thank you.
>>3208849
Insecurities? Yeah right, like I have those...
>>3208835
I'll reach for the next best thing.
>>3208866
You should have known the moment I was hosting to not enter my games. You only have yourself to blame.
>>3208894
>tsundere
>shit
Pick one, nigger
>>3208847
>Its fine im always like this. Id rather vent honestly like an autist then to hide and let misconceptions grow.
>>3208854
Because we'd all get stabbed to death by yanderes.
>>3208824
I usually post them wallpaper stuff, that gives it away.
>>3208874
For using best Magukah to meme on me? Yes.
>>3208884
>
Have I been tricked?
>>3208878
Whatever you say,nerd.
>Jasper
>>3208905
Remove your brain. You clearly aren't using it for anything
>>3208905
>Tsundere
>Good
Pick one, Nigger
>>3208894
This, a milion times this.
>>3208899
This is your home now
>>3208899
>finding me dead
A little mean don't you think? I understand the trash part but at least let someone kill me first.
>>3208899
>pet
>>3208899
Am I really going to let a dragon drag me into a 4th marriage?
>>3208899
You're the only one who could know that, but the fact that you asked means you're not sure about it. We're in the same boat right now.
>>3208899
I don't know who you are supposed to be, so that wasn't an option.
>>3208905
>tsundere
>not shit
It gets old QUICK
Like, really fucking quick.
>>3208899
Well, I guess that's not too bad a death...
>>3208950
Do be more careful with the uranium! I've known men who died from such carelessness.
>>3208950
Nobody will find them there, right? That's where I kept my old books too when I was at the orphanage.
>>3208967
All of them are hitting home with me and its killing me inside.
I shouldn't be mad, since I didn't die at the bloodbath. I'm gonna hit the hay for now though, goodnight guys.
>>3208967
Speaking of which, any luck on the doctor front?
>>3208950
I just like to lie there and imagine life together.
But everyone does that, r-right?
>>3208950
My guess is that life entails being alive. Quality of life varies from person to person
>>3208917
>
Those words were not formulated by myself. Take these words and put them into your ears foolish mortal.
The Player's a little perv.
>>3208952
You don't want to know who I am. I'm no one important.
>>3208983
Goodnight.
>>3208983
Night, underage shitposter guy.
>>3209008
Thought so.
>eye problems again
I'm about to rip this fucking thing out so I don't have to deal with it anymore.
Make sure to upboat my blogpost
>>3208989
I never got to thank you for hosting last night so thanks. Atleast I was happy for a little
>>3209008
What's Cocaine?
>Jasper
>>3209008
You know. Not too different from looking at my workdesk for hours on end
>>3208917
Speaking of yanderes, how is yukki? You two finally at it or what?
>>3209008
Nyuu...
>>3209008
Oh gosh...wh-where'd I set up camp?!
>>3209008
This game is hitting me at the wrong places.
>>3209008
All I can do is hope I'll be of use at some point.
>>3209029
Oh, don't worry about it. Sorry it went on for so long.
>>3209041
A hell of a drug
I'll fix the rainbow road event afterwards. Thank you for pointing it out in PM.
>>3209019
Don't get me wrong, you're worthless too, but unlike you I know my place.
>>3208992
>
I will take them into my ears, Mami Tomoe-san, the eternal princess of darkness. I will harbor them so I never forget them for where I once slay the foul beasts of the depths below. Also saved.
>>3209043
I am not Yuno. I am Kurumi.
>>3209058
I passed out so it's fine, hope to see you host again sometime
>>3209070
I feel violated.
![[screams internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/QRWjXQx.png "[screams internally].png")
>>3209070
It's mostly fear. If not all
>>3209070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atu8k39tkDw
>>3209079
I'm sure you will.
>>3209041
I think it was something Greg talked about. I wouldn't touch it.
>>3208992
>Chunni Mami
Jack puts the mad in mad scientist.
>>3209108
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
>>3209093
I'm with you on that.
>Jasper
>>3209120
>Not knowing basic weeb speak
>>3209112
I'm not sure if I should be happy about this or extremely sad. I think I'll go with the being sad option.
>>3209108
>Chunni anything
>>3209112
Well. I've gone insane this game. MIGHT AS WELL EMBRACE IT WHILE IT LASTS! AHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3209132
SAY WEEB AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY WEEB ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
>>3209070
You set this up to be as depressing as possible didnt you.
>>3209074
A-are you implying kurumi, uh you, have some wierd, twisted form of love for me or is this my emotions playing up again.
>>3209140
Join the club.
>>3209108
>>3209138
>chunni anything
Fuck off Shittymatsu
>>3209112
Nyuu?
>>3209120
No señor no hablo ingles!
>>3209138
>mfw
hit me with your twintails, dekomori.
>>3209159
Whooooo?
>>3209132
>Not knowing classic PF lines
Stupid weeaboo.
>>3209167
>Shoots you repeatedly
>>3209159
The fire doesn't hurt much, but the last part just felt like getting punched in the soul.
>>3209159
It didn't last long at all. Oh well
>>3209159
I cant believe Im having to bet on a bat slut, a beta dragon, or undead pirate
Ocelot's into ugly immortal girls.
>>3209175
>His face shatters because of the shots
.Alright I was just joking, don't do that again mr officer.
>>3209186
The Jasper and Rottytops event should be rewritten. Unless they both placed in 8th.
>>3209186
>I don't understand what kind of event that is. I'm second but it put me first for the chopping block and we both placed 8th.
>Jasper
>>3209150
Ku Ku Ku, typical mortal. You mock what you do not understand. If only you knew what kind of power a Servant of The Dark Lord possesses, desu!
>>3209167
A single hit upon yourself would have catastrophiceffects, I would rather save such a devestating attack for when a member of the church appears, desu.
>>3209186
What have I done? Killing someone who's actually destined to do great things?
