/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Literally dead Edition
Previous thread: >>3192181
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d3vba_steven-universe-barn-mates-and-hit-the-diamond_tv
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1f5a_steven-universe-s3e06-steven-floats_webcam
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
Did that actually happen?
ded. rest in piss
Need any picture colored?
Post rare Stevens.
>>3204731
>>3204721
This?
>>3204721
This one, please.
>>3204731
For the people that didn't see it in the thread.
Always stick to your morals trash.
I am always for you.
>>3204758
Steven's reaction to Peridot's cute micro penis
>>3204776
I don´t get it
>>3205055
would peridot call a strapon a limb enhancer?
>>3205055
Gems don´t have penises anon
How is everyone tonight?
>>3205172
kek, an limb enhancer means it enhances something else, so a strap-on would enhance her already tiny penis she has
>>3205102
Kenshiro from fist of the north star.
He famously says "you are already dead" in japanese
>>3205275
Lel.
I'd still jerk her tiny penis though
>>3205244
>>3205275
>not liking tiny penises
>>3205367
But anon, what if my big strong hands, accidentally crush Peridot's tiny and fragile penis?
Tiny penises are to small for my touch
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>3205425
you must be gentle, that's all
>>3205476
By bottled up emotions, you mean she is frustrated because she wants to release her pent up cum by sexually releasing her watery semen from her 6.9 inch penis inside Peridot's unbearably tight and constricting pussy?
>>3205336
what about a bj? that would be way more fun if she's small
>>3205563
Probably safer way too
unless you decide to bite for any reason, then its bye bye cute Peri dick
>>3205555
>quads
Lapis wants to rape Peri confirmed
>>3205594
>jasper will never gently nip your cock to keep you on your toes
>she will never make bj's adventurous but safe
>>3205594
but why would you want to bite her?
>>3205609
nobody cares
>>3205687
>not caring for epic gets
You wot m8?
>>3204749
This was a mistake
>>3205761
I think it's good, thanks though.
My head hurts like hell
end me
>>3205810
What do you have heart burn or something?
>>3205832
No, i have a head ache
i feel like drawing porn but i share the computer with other people
>>3205854
I can rub my dick on your temples
maybe I can get a free handy in return?
>>3205892
Tell them you'll need the computer for a few hours then
>>3205900
Hell, i would give you a handy for free.
>>3205892
Create a hidden/private folder.
>>3205900
do you have a gud dik?
>>3205921
how far are you willing to go?
mouth?
anal?
Man wife?
>>3205892
keep your drawings on a usb
>>3205969
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes <3
>>3205995
How much do you weigh?
>>3205952
If you want one that is scarred somewhat from constant fapping. Yes.
If It likes you, you can have seven inches of diamond.
>>3205995
dedicated?
willing?
open to suggestions?
>>3206009
110 Pounds
>>3206028
Are you hairy?
>>3206035
Not really
>>3206028
Well then. Fix me a sandwich, play with my balls and ask me how my day was when I get home.
Also I want it all the time, so you better be willing to take it.
>>3206050
Height?
>>3206050
"Not really"?
Welp, good enough I guess
>>3206076
>>3206070
I hope i am <3
>>3206071
I am an anal virgin...but sure!
>>3206080
5,9
>>3206103
I'm sorry, I can never love a man who's taller than me.
>>3206117
o i see
Good luck to you then
Hot stuff <3
>>3206103
Good, I am a hairy gorilla, beard and all.
I hope you are ready to be my woman. Because If we ever meet, I ain't gonna treat you any different than that.
>>3206140
>>3206144
Gorillas have notably small penises in comparison to humans.
Goddamn sug is extra gay today. Just the way I like it.
>>3206166
>>3206162
I guess
>>3206178
Same, i love being gay!
>tfw naked, about to masturbate when I decide to check on /sug/
>now too busy reading gay shit to jack off
>>3206197
>>3206177
it's all about the girth
get in my chest hair and breath it in faggot
Ok /sug/, I'm gonna make a portal to /b/ in a moment, so they can witness our fegitry, please hold while a find a gud canidate
>>3206213
>>3206178
It was always gay.
>tfw not really attracted to anything
>all of this gay loving happening in here
I really feel left out as fuck on this stuff
>>3206234
>>3206162
I wanna be the big guy in all my relationships but my problem I'm a 5 8 manlet
Disco here.
Have I uh- come at the wrong time?
>>3206245
Being the only straight guy, I know that feel
I just don't understand it. A man can't be as feminine as a woman, can he?
inb4 bad times
>>3206257
>>3206268
>A man can't be as feminine as a woman, can he?
They can my good friend, i am one
>>3206268
Men can be more feminine than women.
Fucking a guy can be straighter than fucking a girl.
That's how I rationalize my cocklove.
>>3206268
the gayness grosses me out honestly, i prefer women
>>3206268
Actually men can be extremely more feminine than any woman you know
>>3206268
I meant that as in, I don't feel attracted to neither man or a woman, not like, "I really don't like this gay shit in here". So by not being attracted to neither man or a woman, I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of shit
>>3206271
>>3206287
Me too.
So long as those women have cocks.
Eh here we go /sug/, some triforce fegs>>>/b/687381631
>>3206268
You've come at the right time if you've cum before coming here
>>3206304
>>3206302
You're missing out on part of being a human or sexually reproducing organism in general.
>>3206235
Yeah but usually it's like 7/10 on the gay scale, but it's like a 10/10 right now.
>>3206317
Nah.
>>3206308
i can stand women with dicks if they have cunts too
>>3206336
should I consider an heroing then?
>>3206352
>>3206308
Women have vaginas anon
WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?
>>3206352
>>3204753
This was an EVEN BIGGER mistake
But just to piss myself off I set to color it with chalk presets without bothering to set it up properly
I should probably stop doing these so shittily
>>3206376
>>3206401
This is the fasted /sug/ as been in weeks and it's gay as fuck.
>>3206352
The best dickgirls have both.
>>3206441
>tfw no gem gf
>>3206392
Thank you. I value you and your work, anon.
>>3206413
>oh lord
Don't worry man, i know my Limits. I am not going to hit on a straight dude.
>>3206268
disco will you draw us more rubies?
>>3206563
No it's not
I mean, unless you want to
>>3206413
Don't worry kiddo, I'm not interested in straight guys.
I'd give a friendly handy if needed but no more.
>>3206563
i will remind you
>>3206360
No.
You may still contribute to society through other means.
>>3206563
if you do go fag don't become a shitty millennial attention whore like this thread's
>>3206648
>shitty millennial attention whore
Good idea, don't end up like me
>>3206616
Like being a filthy NEET who has no job and leeches of his parents for home, money and food? But of course, I'll contribute to the society by doing that! You know what fuck it, fuck life, I'm done with it, goodbye /sug/. Eat my entire dick
>all this gayness
>>3206671
Hey anon, you're being hard on yourself. I love you man and never doubt that.
>>3206708
you actually have a point there
>>3206730
o shit man, thanks
>>3206678
>Eat my entire dick
Don't say that, faganon might actually do it
>>3206730
Hehe hardon
>>3206752
I will
I like how all the really gay shit happens in the threads when I'm fucking mad and tired, so I can't contribute in any shape or form in these fantastic conversations
>>3206770
Don´t, there is so much more to life than being a faggot
>>3206787
I like how it happened when I stepped out for a couple hours to see a movie.
>>3206751
No need to thank me, you're worth my love.
>>3206770
W-what have I stumbled across?
>entire?
>>3206817
they're probably just a pathetic prison gay
>>3206809
>Greg manages to kill 2 diamonds with his murdercock
Please make this canon
>>3206817
I know, i just like to act like this
>>3206830
That is...super nice of you!
>>3206842
>2 diamonds
>>3206820
Like, I usually love talking about gay shit in general, hell I almost suck dick for a living. But I feel like I've been cursed that I cannot talk about gay shit with you guys when the gayness really hits the threads. Every time that happens, I become this mad fucking asswipe, who's tired of life in general.
Hey, do any of you guys have the rest of the pieces?
>>3206860
Don't. Acting like a fag on anonymous imageboard is just plain stupid. Go out and act like a fag there.
>>3206906
>>3206898
Rose was Pink diamond, that's a fact
>>3206932
>fact
Wait a second, Anon is gay and likes the same gender. Gems like their own species as well.
So, does that mean we the humans have been talking to gems the whole time?
>>3206932
*headcanon
>>3206678
Wait don't go
I meant by holding my sperm in your ass
>>3206860
Love lifts us and it's free to give. Someone very special to me taught me that. It's a lesson I try to live by.
>>3206912
he's just a fake faggot
>>3206912
Yknow, you're right
My bf was sick today, so this was the only place that i can act like this. I hope he gets well soon
>>3206952
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3206809
Greg "If You're A Rock, You Crave My Cock" Universe
have you guys ever felt like giving hugs to eachother, even if we're all filthy, disgusting NEET's and shit? 'cause I feel like I wanna give all of you guys a huge hug just for being you and being this open about being a bunch of nice faggots
>>3206928
thanks, but I meant in card form.
This was posted not long ago in the /co/ thread, does anyone have the uncensored version?
A tumblr link for the artist, too, please?
>>3207008
I'm not filthy, I shower every week.
>>3207008
I come here to watch people suffer.
>>3206995
>Greg "Fuck the Girl, Cuck the Pearl" Universe
>>3206381
a little. i don't want to die without trying dick
>>3207008
I have a job anon, I'm not a NEET
>>3207028
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=11002345&tag=stevenuniverse
>>3207008
i hate faggots
>>3204731
>>3206899
It's okay bro.
Armagayddon will come again.
>>3207028
cosmic-cyclosa
aka hoshime
>>3207008
Me too anon. I'd give you a hug.
>>3207086
but anon, I love you~
>>3206809
isnt this the guy who draws Grasper?
is he having greg cheat?
>>3207067
That's on your to-do list?
>>3207078
Thanks, senpai.
>>3207096
>>3207109
Don't be a fag.
>>3207008
Look, let's not make this weird okay?
I'm just cruisin for some cock to suck, no gay shit.
>>3207068
>tfw not NEET
I feel like an outcast now.
>>3207107
d'aww, same here bud. i would give you the nicest and warmest hug you could ever get and imagine~
>>3207100
Thanks, slightly-less-swift senpai.
>>3207109
doubt
>>3207133
Whatever you say broham
>>3207126
c'mon anon, don't make this hard for me, c'mere ya sexy fuck, give me a hug~
>>3207133
Want to hold hands at least?
>>3207164
*unsheaths katana and guts you*
>>3207133
it's ok dude, whatever floats your boat. i would totally let you suck my cock by the way~
>>3207008
I could really use a hug. I don't get em often
>>3207185
*hugs~*
>>3207008
>We're all neets
I have a job, nigga. Fuck you.
>>3207209
*uses the sharingan to send you to a hell of yeast infected pussies*
>>3207117
not really. I'm just shy irl
>>3207221
aww, sorry bud, i didn't mean to offend you. of course a man like you would have a job, you're so charismatic, and gorgeous like the morning sun~
>>3207112
no one Gem can contain him
>>3207237
Understandable.
>>3207008
i had a job. now I'm in college. i may start to work again during the summer
>>3207223
*grabs you with me to the hell of yeast infected pussies for a real long hug~*
Can we talk about Gem dicks again instead of gross human male penises?
>>3207285
that sounds bumb
>>3207285
but don't you want to pull back that foreskin and clean out the smema from greg's dick?
>>3207285
I like both
>>3207166
Only if we hold dicks at the same time.
>>3207187
Thanks man, I appreciate it
And I thought the Dick Squad edition was on /co/ not /trash/, am I right?
>>3207313
No, but I would for any Gem that's not Amy.
Hers would be especially disgusting.
>>3207322
I only like penises on women.
>>3207342
no problemo, mon ami~
>>3207356
>implying lapis won't rape greg just to get into his stinky foreskin
>>3207259
i wish i had been more open about it when i was a teen. now I'm in my 20s and no one even knows i like guys too.
>>3207342
I would love to hold your big dick in my soft hands!
>>3207354
I wouldn't know.
>>3207377
Eh, I'm sure someone is willing to give you a taste
>>3207285
I want to take Pearl's nine inches after she beats me in a fight
>>3207377
i would be more than willing to give you a good dicking~
>>3207418
That's pretty kinky, man.
I want to reach around Lapis's waist and give her a soft handy while we watch TV.
>>3207417
hmm
peri looks nice in that kind of dress
>>3207305
>blue hearts
Now I'm imagining them listening to Japanese punk.
>>3207516
I want to get high with Amethyst, fuck wildly on the couch, and then both of us regret it and feel like we made a mistake.
>>3207548
dat bobble head
Well, good night /sug/
I love all of you
I hope my bf gets better soon
>>3207548
>those kitty strap legs
hey now, thats pretty cute
>>3207451
I know how you feel.
But with Pearl.
>>3207615
>>3207633
Yeah. Maybe one day we'll get to jerk our favorite Gems off.
You seem to like that image. I actually gave that artist the idea. Piierogi loves drawing Lapis and Pearl, you should try giving them ideas.
>>3207560
I hope so too. Love you, anon. No homo.
>>3207560
Finally, the faggot's gone
>>3207695
whoa kay now thats what im talking about
>>3207560
i hate you and i hope your boyfriend dies
janitor put a ban request on me, locking me out for 15 minutes
am i banned yet?
>>3207791
>>3207809
Love you guys to
>>3207371
>Lapis rapes Greg
>because she misunderstands human bonding and does it to be closer to Steven
>>3206308
Why is pearl dressed like a Power Ranger in everything this guy draws?
>>3207833
she rapes greg, films it and then gives steven the tape as a gift
>>3207977
edgelord au
>>3207987
Steven then shamefully jacks off to it because he's 14 and it's the only porn he has
>>3207987
t-this sounds disturbingly hot
>>3207987
>Lapis honestly thinks it'll make him happy
This idea amuses me greatly.
>>3208011
Oh. That's not nearly as cool as what I was thinking it would be.
>>3208035
he has a phone, kids today re fucking lucky
>>3208095
He has a laptop as well.
>>3208095
Steven's too innocent for phone porn
Plus, he always has Rose's room to make sexdolls for him
