Hold on to your butts, it's a HG thread
>>3202931
Didn't know someone could be depressed about being immortal.
>>3202962
Hold onto my what?!
>>3202950
>jumps back out of fear
N-Nyuu!
>>3202890
>faints
non cancer cancer when?
>>3202992
Oh god look at the time! Dunno Miria but Hold on tight!
>Picks up Miria and carries her to the door
I need to take this cat home!
>>3202966 (Joakim)
This tank, my better one, gods...anything.
>>3202971 (Kaito)
Boy, is that ever true.... I can't say I dislike this, though.
>>3202962
I think my butt's firmly in place as-is.
>>3202990
It was done in the heat of the moment, and she's sort of just...tired of it, apparently. I don't get her, myself. Never actually talked with her....
>She takes a slow, deep breath in
Your reality certainly seems...interesting.
>>3202897
Later today. I have some things to take care of right now.
>>3202992
You heard what I said.
NGW?
>>3203003
W-wait we need to help her out first!!
>he puts Miria back on her feet and gives the girl a blanket
>>3203017
Wah!
I don't know where we're going, but let's go, Isaac!
>>3203056
>New
Nah, you're getting the same old shit next game.
>>3203045
I would like to that in action sometimes, but its not gonna be now. I'll talk to you later Rika.
>Rolls out of the thread
>>3203045
My world? It's kinda cool! I heard back in the old era, that people used magic and stuff. But thanks to technology, we've made a big leap from all of that.
>>3203045
I like this place too, but what are you ganna do? Hug her? Hehe.
>>3203051
Oh, that's alright, I hope you take care of what you need to all right.
Who is the most annoying ava?
>>3203064
>curls up like a cat and sleeps peacefully
>>3203114
(You)
>>3203093
Be seeing you, Joakim.
>>3203098
...I knew we could surpass magic. I just knew it, but it sounds like a damn dream come true.
>>3203101
The thought has crossed my mind.
why do they always censor the bottom of these rice thingys ?
>>3203135
So you don't see its rice dick-its a censor, its seaweed...I think?
>>3203119
awwwww~
Well, Problem solved!
>>3203074
Let's go to a hotel! Anywhere you fancy!
>>3203131
It's not a dream, it's the reality that can happen... if you just try hard enough.
>>3203155
>Its a censor
>I MEAN ITS NOT A CENSOR
>REEEEEEE
>>3203135
It's the seaweed part of the onigiri western-kun.
>>3203162
shut the fuck up
>>3203162
You tried.
>Starts franking everyone in the thread
36 or 48?
>>3203189
Oh boy, your games again...
>>3203172
>You're not the boss of me
>YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
>>3203174
>I-I should've passed...
>>3203189
I'd assume 36
>>3203159
...I'll show 'em all, Shanghai. I'm not letting that shrine maiden stop me!
>She laughs somewhat maniacally, before stopping herself abruptly
Though, it does seem you made that split quite the while ago.
>>3203189
36 seems fine.
>>3203131
That's a little insulting...
>>3203189
36 with bumping potential if enough people show up?
>>3203189
infinity
>>3203074
>>3203156
So loud..
>>3203209
Unlimited you say?
>>3203204
I have no idea what you're talking about, with the shrine maiden and all.
>>3203189
The number 36!
looking like 36
reply to this post with your entry
>>3203245
Matsuda
>>3203245
Spike
>>3203245
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3203245
Prince Bubblegum
>>3203245
King Kaito
>>3203245
Overlord Laharl
>>3203245
Benny Goodman
>>3203245
The Player
>>3203245
Sliver Queen
>>3203245
Osamu Dazai
>>3203245
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3203245
Ruby Gloom
>>3203245
Rika
>>3203206
Well, she is sorta my daughter...kinda.
>>3203240
>She immediately looks embarrassed
She's probably not even one where you're form...Reimu?
>>3203245
Mii Swordfighter
>>3203245
Kurumi
>>3203245
Bill CIA Wilson
>>3203245
Eggman-kun
>>3203245
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3203245
Sanae Kochiya
>>3203245
Shanghai.Exe
>>3203245
Cappy
>Female
>>3203245
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3203245
Mai Minakami
>>3203245
Sunset
>>3203245
Captain Luna
>>3203245
Agent York
>>3203245
Jack Spicer
>>3203245
BACK TO FORMULA
>>3203245
Lord Beerus
>>3203245
Boba Fett
>>3203245
Prinny Squad
>>3203245
Mami Tomoe
>>3203245
Julion Alvarez
>>3203245
Haruhara Haruko
>>3203290
Welcome back.
>>3203245
Elly
>>3203304
sup dood?
>>3203245
The Dinkster
>>3203258
>>3203260
>>3203261
It's royalty district!
>>3203269
I know.. Which is why I said a little.
>>3203269
Reimu... Reimu... ummm... Oh! She's one of the younger teachers in Sliver Peak.
>>3203245
Mami's Booty
>>3203245
sleep maria-chan
>>3203323
>Sliver Peak
>>3203319
>Just a filler, and if the hunter isn't in its coming out.
>>3203331
>>3203245
Siegward of Catarina
>>3203323
...Teacher? Her??
>She covers her mouth, less than perfectly trying to suppress a laugh
>>3203322
Well, tough luck?
>>3203245
Suwako Moriya
>>3203328
Why does she have more thigh than ass?
>>3203357
>Genuine UID
Someone have your filler give this man a spot
>>3203340
What? It's the name of the school.
>>3203358
Yeeah... it doesn't help she's also doing it part time.
>>3203314
Thanks Spike. What's up?
>>3203366
It really is? That's neat.
I thought you just misstyped.
>>3203245
Maria and harusame
>>3203377
Nothing out of the ordinary. Joakim came back earlier, so that was cool. He seemed to be pleased you're back.
How's your day been?
>>3203366
How could SHE hope to hold a job...?? Where I'm from she just pummels everyone in to the ground who does anything for a living.
check it
>>3203245
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3203245
Wiggins
>>3203394
>>3203394
Looks to be in order, read when you are team.
>>3203406
That thing Italian Americans do with their fingers
>>3203358
Haha... You're really cold ya'know..
>>3203394
Looks good to me!
>>3203394
>>3203304
>>3203388
Swap her in for me.
>>3203389
Joakim was here? That's awesome news.
My days been alright, works work. Nothing too exciting going on.
>>3203406
You got your winscreen from those city games I did last night, right?
>>3203394
Time for some franking
>>3203360
>>3203284
Lady Suwako can have my spot, I need some sleep
>>3203418
>giving cancer your spot
>>3203394
It's shit because I'm not in it.
>>3203401
>>3203394
Put him in cheif.
>>3203390
It's alright. Sure she has a temper... but Koakuma is usually on the job.
>>3203394
It's busting time!
>>3203245
Shiragami Youko
>>3203435
>>3203394
>>3203394
Thanks for hosting in advance
>>3203437
>>3203394
Give the trash my spot.
>>3203394
if you'd please, sir?
>>3203317
>>3203400
>>3203394
Keep her in, please. It's her first game.
>>3203253
>>3203439
>>3203439
Thanks Sunny.
>>3203448
You're so nice, Matsuda-kun~! Ara, ara, perhaps you have a crush on me~?
>>3203435
>>3203444
Thank you Sanae, and have a good rest.
>>3203453
C'mon don't. I have to leave anyway.
>>3203454
No problem. Good luck
>>3203469
Good luck lady Suwako, I really need some rest
>>3203455
>>3203394
I appreciate it, but only do this if you're up to it. You seem swarmed with requests so I won't feel bad if you do not do mine.
>>3203467
Kill yourself, trash.
>>3203473
Actually trying to give someone else the spot.
>>3203418
Thank you for that.
>>3203441
That's...Patchouli's assistant. Wow, are things different there....
>She shakes her head
Looks like you're in a group with Janus, he's good people. Good luck out there.
>>3203421
To some people, maybe.
>>3203427
Well, at least it's over now, huh? Time to put your feet up and relax?
>>3203476
I insist.
And if you're gonna leave, a goodbye hug is definitely in order.
>>3203490
don't mention it
check it again
>>3203511
>Sorry for the run around on getting Prinny Squad out.
>>3203493
Then why me? I'm not a bad big brother right?
>>3203511
I know you're busy, and I appreciate how much work you're putting in, but if you could just do me this teensy little favour.
>>3203453
>>3203428
Yes, is it this one?
>Holds up drawing
>>3203415
Itarian?
>This game could have started 5 minutes ago
>>3203533
No, it's this one. Did you get this one?
Nice drawing, though.
>Spike
>>3203493
Patchouil doesn't have a assistant...? She's a mascot for the chip shop. Oh! Is your Patchouil an actually person?
>>3203511
Alright Janus. Rika said you're a good person, let's see that to be true.
>>3203541
Yeah, people who give out swaps are cancer, ammrriiitte?
>>3203541
Well sorry, I wanted to be nice today and give one of my filler spots to another person
>>3203545
>Black Mio
>>3203545
Ooh, my first. Thank you.
>>3203511
Thanks!
>>3203526
I still don't exactly consider you one....
>>3203551
Yep. A magician youkai, and Koakuma is her...demon, I think, assistant. A mascot? I don't see her helping sales too well.
>>3203405
Oh my, I didn't realize someone swapped with me. My thanks, good friend!
>>3203511
Onward to victory!
>>3203569
No problem batty
>>3203566
I think you did good.
>Hug.
>>3203572
This is going to be one of those days...
>>3203532
if someone's leaving i'm not going to deny their swap.
also i got the matsuda-hikki swap
>>3203541
shame.....
>>3203594
It was a matter of honor. It's not like I was afraid or anything, I just don't wanna fight a chick.
>>3203594
I need this Dora the Explorer bag for the rooks we draftin soon!
>>3203594
My apologies, little mare, but this knight has to eat!
Come back later, yes? I'll prepare some fine estus soup in return!
>>3203593
What now?
>>3203594
Getting this show on the road!
>>3203594
Sweet, I'll use this to cut fruit.
>>3203594
Wait a second. Throwing stars? This could only mean one thing. HAND NINJAS!
>>3203567
If I remember correctly, the middle girl's actually asian.
>>3203568
You're very welcome. Sorry you couldn't be there to witness it.
>>3203594
You make a valid point. Guess I'll just have to eat a bunch of food then.
>>3203572
She's just a mascot... don't know why, but it helps the store. Anyways, what's a demon?
>>3203594
ACK!! Y-You... that was my nose!
>primetime
>36 UIDs
top kek
Have a pity +1, faggots
>>3203594
day 1
>>3203644
>shitpost
>no (You)'s
top kek
Have a pity (You), faggot.
>>3203654
F.
>>3203654
Great. This ol' chestnut.
>>3203654
>>3203624
Quick! While he's depressed and lying to himself! Steal all his stuff!
>>3203631
>>3203654
A-aaah, eeeasy, there.... You've...never even heard of a demon? ...Have you ever heard of a place called something along the lines of Hell?
>>3203654
night 1
>>3203654
What a defenseless looking fellow.
Hmmmm, should I approach him? No, that might just provoke him...
>>3203624
I will watch the rerun when it comes out on TV in two years.
>>3203702
full pic pl0x
>>3203699
I'm not the burn your village type of dragon, you don't need to pay tribute.
>>3203705
I don't think that's gonna-
You know what? Sure. Hope you like it.
>>3203699
Th That's just plain stupid. You can kill yourself all you want I'm going to go rule this world.
>>3203654
This healing chip will fix ya, don't worry about it.
>>3203681
Yeah, it's called the undernet... I think.
>>3203699
Now how did the other knights light their fires?
It can't be THAT difficult!
>>3203619
Ah nothing, but how's it going with your 'daughter'?
>>3203699
Why are you guys so on edge? People bath together all the time where I'm from.
>>3203699
Was getting your ass kicked a part of your plan?
>>3203699
night 2
>>3203741
Ohh ;)
Pardon me, I was
I am Sieg
to be honest
Have you ever
walked near a
white birch?
Well, if--
Whoever it is, ah--
But I have to find
this lift
well...
Hm 8I
>>3203758
Of course
>>3203769
O-Oh god, all that effort just to kill me...I don't know if I should feel flattered or not...
>>3203699
Shanghai, you....
>>3203724
Thanks for that...demons are supposed to be a sort of spirit that come from places like Hell. Normally they're intent on screwing with humanity however possible, but...I guess that's still up to individual preferences. Far as I can tell, "my" version of things's Koakuma just helps sorting books out in a library.
...This is tough, this is normally something everyone just already knows about.
>>3203748
She just committed seppuku after healing a wound of mine....
>>3203769
This the bitch that fucked up Luol Deng's spinal tap back in 2013!
>>3203769
I'm not good enough to fight him.
post crazy HG theories
>>3203769
We sure do have a big group now.
>>3203784
Well... That happens.
>>3203782
>>3203769
Feel flattered pig. I'm starting to teach dogs how to follow orders, ham is only part of the reward.
>>3203795
Bolin and Yin aren't cancer
>>3203769
Help... me...
>>3203795
(You)'re just in this for (You)s.
>>3203795
Izaya actually doesn't shitpost.
>>3203804
shit nigga i said crazy, not stupid
>>3203804
>>3203795
>>3203769
day 3
>>3203769
When did we go back the feudal era?
>>3203816
Better dead than a rotten coward.
>>3203816
Finally, someone requesting to be killed has his request accepted
>>3203699
You bloody.... coward....
>>3203784
Sorry that you have to explain this all to me... but all of that sounds really interesting.
>>3203816
Like you were gonna get away anyways, now you gotta sit for a few games!
>>3203802
Th-Then I will, th-thank you so much for brutally ganging up on me!
>>3203816
You thought you could catch me out like that. Stop resorting to petty assassination attempts.
>>3203834
Coward!? Why would I want to commit suicide you freak!
>>3203846
Good that you know your place. Next time I might just cook you all by myself. Would you enjoy that?
>>3203798
...I'm gonna kill the guy that refused to go down with her.
>>3203816
Damn it, Janus....
>>3203834
That coward, for example, is a demon, I believe...I'm gonna kill him if I can help it.
>She grins slightly
We've both got a lot to learn, huh?
>>3203816
Damn it...
>>3203816
night 3
>>3203862
Ye-Yes, I-I'd enjoy that very much, us-use me in anyway.
A-As long as I'm useful I don't care what you do!
>>3203877
Get out of my way!
>>3203877
Ah, Yes, Sake...a classic Japaneses alcoholic beverage...you know, Zach, I've never had Sake before, I'd count this as a learning experience.
>>3203877
A blade is the only honest weapon.
>>3203877
I'm not quite a fan of drinking.. usually.
>>3203880
Your a strange human.
>>3203851
Because you said we're going to do it together!
>>3203868
Hey now... don't get too rough with him.
>She just hits one of sides of her ears.
But yeah, gotta learn and all that.
>>3203880
>use me in anyway
Meet me in ERP, nurse.
>>3203877
That's two duels I turned down. I have good reason though
>>3203877
>>3203900
Aight man, jus like you practiced, take the charge!
>>3203907
I-I'm sorry, I only want to be useful...
>>3203877
day 4
>>3203919
...Th-This is optional ri-right?
I-It isn't optional isn't it, o-oh god, why isn't it ever optional?
>>3203914
I said no such thing!
>>3203919
>>3203928
You can't have her! She's under my protection now as one of my servants!
>>3203938
Aha! would you look at that Zach, my sliver bullets worked! never leave home without them!
>>3203868
Haha, I feel bad for that poor soul, your wrath is scary.
>>3203914
Hmpf....I could smear him across the whole country, and he'd still get back up, with this place. You alright? Need anything?
>>3203938
Just. In. Case.
>>3203939
Nonsense, it's always optional.
You have the option to be on top or on bottom, of course.
>>3203940
I'll duel you for her.
>>3203951
>sliver bullets
I keeps habbening!
>>3203967
Like you could beat the Great Overlord Laharl!
>Actually have to leave in a few minutes so if this continues and I'm not responding thats why
>>3203956
You bet your ass it is!
>>3203938
day 5
>>3203980
>Forgot picture
>reee
>>3203985
Why?
>>3203985
...Why am I doing this? I need to focus!
>>3203968
What, that woman, she's a vampire isn't she?
She's obviously trying to hide it, but to the trained eye, its obvious.
>>3203957
If that's the case, give em hell! And do I need anything? Nah, i'm fine.
>>3203975
The World
Time has stopped
>Decks in head
>u die
>I kidnap Mikan an take her back to Erp
>u r lsoer
>>3203980
>>3203987
Of course you can pay me back by being a maid for rest of your life and into the afterlife. Clean the castle, cook my food, and take care of me if I happen to get sick.
>>3203985
Need to find a vantage to raise my castle here.
>>3203985
night 5
>>3203978
Ah, calm down a little, she's fine, you know how the arena works.
>>3204008
Sliver bullets though.
L before i.
>>3204015
>Level difference to great
>-1HP
>Time resumes
HA! You call that an attack you insect!
>Overlords wrath
>Destroys the world
>You like this
>Gotta go now
>>3204025
O-Oh, Oh shit, did I fuck that up?
I didn't even notice that!
>>3204020
We all die. You both should just get over it now
>>3204012
>>3204019
...Now that's just disappointing. Come to think of it, do you need, like...food, as it is?
>>3204023
Hmpf. Still....
>>3204037
I find it enormously funny because it's usually the opposite.
>>3204019
O-Oh, well I guess I can do that...the cleaning and cooking might be a problem...but I can take care of you just fine!
>>3204020
day 6
>>3204041
Food? Uh... sure. I could try it.
>>3204025
>It's all a conspiracy to mess with you.
>>3204041
Don't 'Hmpf' me, I'm just pointing out a fact, but I didn't know you could be so maternal.
>>3204053
Then you can practice and get better in my absence!
>>3204085
I'm fine with it, it's funny.
>>3204056
night 6
>>3204064
>box
but that is Aya
