HG thread, Face edition
>purrs like a cat
>>3200049
>kicks the cat
>>3200036
>tfw still not on there
>>3200031
I will not tarnish my detective reputation on that! I need to keep an eye on things before that happens.
>>3199983
No petting allowed
>>3200049
>Gundam punt kicks him into the next dimension
Stop trying to mimick beasts that are actually worthy to live on this planet.
>>3200036
>Not putting me on your kawaii people pic
Stop posting the fat faced and not at all recent picture of my face edition reeeeeeee
>>3200036
nobody guessed me last time
>>3199960
>that pic tho
I will not! You will fall by zhe hammer of justice! Come, and meet your demise, Reyes!
>He assumes a defensive position
>>3199989
>He gives a courteous bow
A pleasure, lady Asakura! I am Reinhardt Wilhelm, protector of zhe innocent and culler of zhe evil und wicked!
>>3200033
HA! Do you really want to test how many bullets that armor can block? Well, I'm more than happy to oblige...
>>3200049
>kicks like a mutt
>>3200049
*pets*
>>3200094
(You)?
>>3200067
>
>>3200071
If I murder someone around here will you kill me?
>>3200076
Stop mimicking someone who's more powerful than he really is.
>>3200074
Do you want cat food? I can give you some that I have left over.
>>3200094
You look like you're very unhappy with your life, desu senpai.
>>3200094
A serial killer
>>3200094
you look like a fully grown and extremely depressed version of me desu
>>3200108
...
>sigh
Are you hungry, little guy?
>>3200094
>You look like an angry accountant
If you play overwatch, post battletag and who you are.
>>3200049
>throws brick
>>3200102
>bites you leg
I'm not a mutt.
>>3200103
You might want to wash your hand.
>>3200038 (Kaito)
Hadn't we already established that when you stole that stingray from an aquarium?
>>3200033
>>3200099
>She offers an awkward wave
Just call me Rika. Well, you've got a...bold title, there. I knew an evil spirit one, y'know.
>>3200108
>kick
How could...
>kick
I stop doing...
>kick
something...
>kick
that I never did...
>kick
to begin with?
>kick
>>3200108
That's the food you feed to your earth felines, correct? that stuff tastes horrible...
>>3200133
>Mfw play it on ps4 while everyone is on pc
>>3200133
>he plays overwatch
>>3200148
How does it feel to literally play an edgy autist, fampai?
>>3200094
>Christ I thought I looked like a depressed faggot. Hikki take off the scarf and lift your chin up you gloriousedgelord
>>3200031
Then I'd be a bird!
>>3200037
Love keeps you alive? Well, me too! I dunno what I'd do without love!
>>3200154
play bloodborne with me senpai
>>3200108
The way we do it in our agency we deal with the things that the police cannot tackle down themselves so you'd most likely just get arrested.
>>3200102
>Zhen let us do battle, traitor!
>Raising his shield he slowly moves forward
>>3200133
>ShinyPants#2665, PC EU. although I can't play it on my craptop, which means only each second week cause then I'll be home
>>3200144
An evil spirit? Here?
>>3200164
>He plays mobaborn
>>3200137
I plan to. You were just cute at that moment.
>>3200164
>He posts games that are DOA
>>3200177
I never bought it. I don't play spooky games.
>>3200148
You hit like a fucking pussy.
>>3200134
>he lets it smack him in the face
>>3200123
I don't deserve to eat.
>>3200148
K-Keep it coming, Gundam~!
>>3200181
>Whoops, too many >'s
>>3200165
Play? You think that I have time to play while I'm holding the very destiny of this realm in my hands?
>>3200164
>he plays Stillborn
>>3200164
>>3200184
>>3200192
>Not enjoying both games
>>3200192
>>3200164
>>3200184
>he plays videogames
1931 Chinese floods, the death toll reached 3 million.
>>3200196
Shh, it's okay, I'll protect you Grimes-kun.
>>3200202
Nonsense.
>Shoves sandwich down your throat
>>3200219
If only you were one of them. You'd be spared of literally posting autism for (you)'s. Hopefully my (you) will be enough for you.
>>3200000
>>3199999
>>3200207
Funny way of saying you jack off 24/7.
>>3200200
But those were kicks...
>>3200202
This turned into something that I want no part of.
>>3200144
The aquarium stole it from the ocean, so I just broke it out, besides they have more, and this isn't about that it's about the fact you actually like Otters!
>Not playing the .io games as if they were religion
>>3200137
Bite me again and you'll be euthanized like a mutt
>>3200164
I fucking love battleborn shitters.
>>3200181
Are you going hide behind that shield all day? Where's the courage you boast about?
>>3200149
>he opens up a can and eats some of it
It's good. Here, try some.
>he hands the can over to you
>>3200175
I'll be a jet.
>>3200179
The police are all brainless. They let me get away while making jokes.
>>3200189
It's amazing what mimicking a cat can do to one's image. I hope you've got your joy out of it, because it'll never happen again.
>doing any activities at all
>>3200231
I thought it would be a nice conversation starter.
>>3200219
That's pretty depressing. Not like I really care, though
>>3200236
Wouldn't that just put the value of this realm to an even lower point?
>2016
>Playing something as fucking pleb as Overwatch while you could be playing Red Dead Redemption
555-CMON-NOW
>>3200257
I'll be a submarine!
>>3200181
Well, I thought I saw her once...looks like this?
>She reaches in to her pocket and pulls out a wallet, from there procuring a photo of someone
>>3200240
That's still a bit...much. And you already knew I did!
>>3200269
eat a dick bolin
>living
Let's all just fucking end it, fampais.
>>3200219
Didn't God do the same thing, except he wiped off everyone that wasn't on that boat?
>>3200225
>he spits it out
It would do more use if you fed it to the earth instead
>>3200237
Keep going. I'm not done yet.
>>3200257
I'd rather not... it looks as bad as it tastes
>>3200257
We can do something in exchange of murder, we can just drink for the rest of the night.
>>3200269
I would, but I don't have a xbox anymore
Also, sequel when?
>>3200284
ALREADY AHEAD OF YOU!
>>3200243
>Is Bloodborne a religion? Cause that's my religion.
>>3200288
>pets
Why are you so grumpy, Mr. Cat?
>>3200253
>he bites you one more time
I don't think you have what it takes to put me down for a dirt nap.
>>3200261
>living
>>3200272
I'll be a stronger submarine.
>>3200253
Hmpf! You will wish you did not insult my courage, traitor!
>Lowering his shield, he flings a fireball from his hammer your way
>>3200219
Oh, zhat is...horrible. I did not know zhat.
>>3200279
>He examines the photo carefully
Hm...I have not seen her, no. Should we be wary?
>>3200284
Reminder to not into suicide
>>3200175
So you have a partner. I can tell from you, you two are happy.
>>3200265
Atleast now they won't go thirsty.
>>3200288
Yeah, but that wasn't in China alone nor at 1931.
>>3200312
It's alright, they got better.
>>3200279
Yeah but you never said it.
>>3200272
Then Il be... hmmm.. what would I be?
>>3200284
>dying
>>3200314
>tfw no dad
You just made me want to die even more.
>>3200268
You are speaking of things impossible even for you to achieve.
>>3200283
I want to man, traps are best
>>3200298
Never my man, never. Maybe that's a good thing though, recreating it while still having originality would be easy to fuck up.
>>3200326
>He nods
China is very stable nowadays, I have a colleague who is from zhere!
>>3200337
Then think of anyone else in your life
>>3200312
Depends on how religious you are about that "purge the evil" thing.... Then again, I like her, which is saying something, considering my paranoia about youkai.
>>3200327
No, no I sorta did....
>downs an entire bottle of vitamins
Goodbye world
>>3200257
Shame. I will remember that small feeling for however long I will live.
>>3200311
>
>>3200323
Yeah! Isaac's pretty great, a lot of people say we know each other so well, we can complete each others'... >>3200331
>>3200360
Bottoms up.
>bodies an entire bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins
>>3200326
Of course they won't. They're dead. And back in the 1930s. They would be dead by now anyway
>>3200311
>takes you to the local vet
>>3200312
>wraithforms
You know, while you're wasting your time with me, your precious omnics are being deactivated. One by one. This just shows how much of a "hero" you are.
>>3200348
The weather in there is a bit smoggy nowadays, 4400 people die everyday due to the smog.
>>3200384
Well they could come back as the undead.
>>3200396
>just fucking dies
>>3200289
What do you want to eat then?
>>3200290
No thank you. I don't want to drink with someone like you.
>>3200309
I'm not grumpy, I'm realistic.
>>3200326
You're right, it was during the good ole days when nobody could swim.
>>3200365
That's all one could ever ask for.
>>3200375
Looks like I win this round.
>>3200395
Why are we at the vet?
first 24
>>3200375
Sentences!
Gotcha! Made you look for a minute didnt I!
First 24
>>3200428
>>3200431
Ichimatsu
>>3200412
You sound like you want to die, do you want to die?
If you do, can you go do it over there or something?
>>3200428
>>3200431
X7-10
>>3200428
Rick Grimes
>>3200431
nvm this then.
>>3200431
The Player
>>3200412
Suit yourself, I'm going to start drinking so goodbye friend.
>>3200352
I do not believe in a God, no, I live by zhe knightly code of honor, courage and justice!
What is a youkai?
>>3200395
And while I keep you busy, someone else is eliminating your agents as we speak!
>Activating his back thruster, he slams into you just as you exit wraith form, and crashes into a wall behind you
>>3200409
Zhat was a problem back in zhe early 2000's, yes! But nowadays it is rather clean of pollution, I believe! I have only visited on a few occasions, so I cannot speak for certain.
>>3200431
>>3200428
Reinhardt Wilhelm
>inb4 b8
>>3200428
Wiggins
>>3200428
>>3200431
Lieutenant Hyuuga
>>3200428
Spike
>>3200431
Yamada Kazunao
>>3200431
>>3200428
Kurumi
>>3200431
>>3200428
Jetstream Sam
>>3200449
>>3200428
>>3200431
Bikko
>>3200428
>>3200431
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3200428
Kneesocks
>>3200431
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3200428
Jeann
>>3200428
>>3200431
Yuiko Enomoto
>>3200431
Overlord Laharl
>>3200428
Isaac and Miria
>>3200412
I would be the STRONGEST submarine!
>>3200430
Hahaha! You're so smart, Isaac!
W-Wait, can we really read each others' minds? Try to guess what I'm thinking of!
>>3200431
These boxes
>>3200442
I'll do it over your sleeping body. How does that sound?
>>3200452
Make sure to drink and drive.
>>3200036
that's old
>going on dramatica
>>3200428
>>3200431
Lord Beerus
>>3200412
I'd like to eat the most delicious food you have on Earth, Cup Ramen!
>>3200428
>>3200431
Garnet
>>3200409
Undead don't exist in my world. Closest thing are people controlled by the Zing Zom-Bone
>>3200428
Sanae Kochiya
>>3200490
dramatica filenames have underscores homeboy
>>3200424
Its bedtime.
>>3200453
Ha! That'll be the da-
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3200490
>kissu
>>3200480
I don't think so. You and your husband look really weak.
>>3200491
Cup Ramen is peasant food. Surly you'd like something that isn't 80 cents at a grocery store.
>>3200490
>kissu
>>3200498
you don't need to link every single person who got in you know, hosts arent retarded
>>3200453
Monster, spirit, demon, whatever. And I mean dedication to the goal....My boss has sorta ran the gamut of what could be considered "evil".
>>3200430
>>3200323
How lovely. I am sure you two have been together for some time.
>>3200467
>tfw lucys back
>>3200480
Is it me? No wait no, its you! Wait a minute I got it!
Its our 95th anniversary soon isnt it!
>>3200501
I already slept for three hours today, I don't need to rest until the weekend.
>>3200487
Sounds kinda weird, sorry kid but I'm not really into that.
>>3200352
Ah... Well remember I'm bad at that stuff..
>>3200468
Hey Bikko, what's up?
>>3200526
They were split between both entry posts. Just making it easier for the host.
>>3200517
No way! We're the undefeated couple!
>>3200535
You've got it! I was thinking of all of those things, in that same order!
>>3200517
Cup ramen is the food of Gods, it's the most delicious thing i've ever tasted.
>>3200537
Luckily for you I'm into people not wanting to be into what I'm into.
>>3200539
Thought it was pretty prominent, seeing as it was, like, the first time we interacted.
>>3200547
geez, it's almost like a entry that replies to the host gives a big ol' fat (You) so they can tell
>>3200536
No, no. You need to sleep. Don't you know cats...hibernate?
So, don't be scared when the vet takes out the needle.
>>3200501
>leaving you crumpled against the wall, he backs up, standing in front of you
Is zhat all you have!?
>>3200528
Hm...I do not know any of zhose, so I am unable to judge zhat.
>He thinks for a bit
Wait! Lady Elly mentioned she was one of zhese youkai! She is quite a kind lady, zhat one.
>>3200566
Are you seriously getting buttfucked for a guy trying to help out?
>>3200583
Yes
>>3200564
I just remembered we talked about them, but I couldn't find one...
>>3200586
Give me your ava so I can ban you from my games in the future, desu.
>>3200550
People like you sicken me. Don't you know you can't be happy with each other forever? You'll eventually start disagreeing on things, and then that will lead to arguments, and then that will lead to one of you getting hit, and then a divorce where you'll both spend the rest of your lives bitter and angry at the world for making you believe true love exists. For right now you both are kidding yourselves into thinking everything will work out in the end, because it won't. You both will end up unhappy, and then you'll die.
>>3200576
Eh. She's a pushover.
...Then again, my boss didn't live up to the "evil spirit" thing too well. Still, probably not a big deal, either way.
>>3200592
Yeah, so you took one of those stingrays instead....
>>3200576
Not even close. I figured I'd throw a bone to this old mongrel.
It will make breaking you that much more sweeter...
>>3200598
do it fgt
>>3200610
>Not posting your real ava
You sad, little coward.
>>3200539
The usual
>>3200552
Uh...okay, I have chicken, beef and shrimp cup ramen...
>>3200575
N-Needle? You never said anything about a needle.
>>3200603
No, see, it's okay, since we'll never die!
We accidentally became immortal! We're about to celebrate our 95th anniversary, even!
Wanna come?
>>3200622
all three of them sound delicious... I'll have all of them!
>>3200607
>Not waiting any longer, the giant rocket hammer comes flinging your way, aiming for the chest
>>3200604
Oh, not at all! She showed remarkable courage and determination!
Race should not determine zhe way one is treated!
>tfw your avatars are all shit
>>3200557
So you are into dying then? Cause I might just be able to make that happen.
>>3200531
>>3200375
Hmm. Made the mistake of replying to myself. Keep it together, Garnet.
>>3200656
What makes you think that, Anon? I'm sure they're great.
>>3200626
...I don't believe you. You both look like you're in your 20's.
>>3200645
>he quickly goes into Choromatsu's stash and takes out the ramen
Here...Do you need hot water, or are you going to eat it raw?
Who is best girl?
>>3200673
>>3200649
When it comes to most matters, she is...
>She grimaces
You know what the favorite food of many a youkai is?
>She points at the man, before jabbing a thumb at herself
>>3200673
you
Is there a host?
>>3200531
To think its been almost a 100 years now!
>>3200550
We ought to plan something for it. But what?
>>3200603
>>3200550
>>3200626
>covers her ears for her sake as he continues
Now that attitude wont solve anything. Sure there may be rough times, but us long as we stick it together, we'l get through anything!
And I would NEVER hit her you got that? Not in 10, not in 100, not in 1000.
>>3200670
Go on shoot me! Just make sure she doesnt see it.
>>3200658
I'm not into dying, I'm into S&M.
>>3200673
Me.
>>3200673
both the Asukas at once
>>3200673
Well, that's all subjective.
Personally, Sunset will always be the best to me.
>>3200691
>>3200670
You can eat it raw? I doubt that would taste that good... I'll go with hot water.
>>3200622
That's not a problem, is it?
>>3200649
>shadow steps behind you
>unloads dual shotguns
Do you want a time out?
>>3200687
Yeah, this fag >>3200428. I believe in him so don't be a fag and take over before he has his roster out.
>>3200673
The one and only.
>>3200673
Aizawa
>>3200673
Phoebe
>>3200604
I don't regret the decision, they're cooler anyway.
>>3200621
Are you sure? Ah, of course you're sure, you know yourself better then I do.
>>3200715
>Pheobe
I'd rather Cynthia.
>>3200718
>>3200531
Mhm!
It's been 95 years now!
We're closer than peanut butter and jelly!
>>3200670
We do, don't we? Isn't that cool?
I was born i- >>3200690
>>3200690
>Talking very loudly because of covered ears
I DUNNO, ISAAC! WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FUN, LIKE THROW A PARTY FOR EVERYONE HERE!
>>3200718
Wadda mean "Wrong"?
I'm positive that I'm right!
Who is best Dangan?
>>3200687
I am a host.
>>3200690
I'll be waiting on the 1001 year when you inevitably snap and strike her. I can tell you're the type to get angry quickly, so I wouldn't put it past you to do something as sick as that. I hope when your heart breaks in half when you do do that, because you deserve nothing more than to be unhappy and miserable like the rest of us.
>>3200724
Cynthia is best pokemon girl
>>3200673
Bikko
>>3200733
>>3200733
No Dangan.
>>3200706
I need to do some things before I can take it over.
I think host has abandoned us.
>>3200687
I mean, technically.
...You've got darker skin than I remember.
>>3200722
They are not!
>>3200745
Don't you fucking say that. I have the utmost belief in them right now.
>>3200690
100 years. Congratulations you two.
>>3200730
Live a longer, prosperous life together. It gets really fun at 5000.
>>3200704
You're not supposed to, but I've seen Jyushimatsu eat ten of those without water. It's quite disturbing.
>>3200705
I-I think I need to go somewhere else...
>>3200730
You people are too spastic for my taste, but I can't help but be drawn near you guys. I feel sick just thinking about it.
>>3200733
Mahiru and Ibuki
>>3200705
>twists around and turns his attack into a slam from above
You...vill pay!
>>3200680
What? Human meat!? Zhey are cannibals?
>>3200756
Rick, he's fucking dead.
>>3200733
Mikan and Bacon hands.
>>3200673
That's never going to have a correct answer, things like that are subjective, but for me it's Haku.
>>3200754
You speak blasphemy!
>>3200771
>Bacon hands
who?
>>3200768
Why does everyone I believe in always fucking die?
>>3200776
Kirigiri you retard
>>3200781
Have you read the comic!? You should be thanking your lucky stars that so many people lived!
>>3200773
It's objective.
You're wrong.
>>3200765
They're not humans. Some drink blood, others eat flesh, or emotions, or other, vaguer concept, or nothing at all.
>>3200773
Don't you bring religion in to my house, boy!
>>3200764
>Ibuki
Ibuki believes you got the best taste unlike some idiots around here!
>>3200764
I'll just stick to eating it with hot water added, then.
>>3200783
Oh.
Well you're wrong it's Fukawa.
>>3200785
I only miss glenn desu.
>>3200673
>>3200757
Five thousand?? Woah!
What happens at five thousand?!
>>3200764
That means we're becoming best friends! What's your name, new best friend?
>>3200804
kys bolin.
>>3200804
This is why I deleted you
>>3200804
I'd rather have Bacon handjobs then be around someone who showers once a blue moon.
>>3200792
I have awful taste. Don't make me believe otherwise.
>>3200796
Are you going to share any of it with me?
>>3200809
N-No, I don't want to be your friends. I don't want friends at all.
>>3200791
Hm...zhat is intriguing, I did not know zhat was possible...
Yet lady Elly does not seem a threat, but I will be wary. Thank you for zhe warning, lady Rika.
>>3200825
Huh? Why not?
>>3200835
>I laff at your life
>Is an underage Irish kid who is hated by his parents
I think we should all be laughing at you.
>>3200764
>pushes you into the operating room
Do you remember what I said about biting me again?
>>3200765
>-75
Oh, that reminds me! I saved a friend for you!
>throws an omnic head in reinhardt's direction
See you later, teammate.
>wraithforms away
>>3200835
I laff at your lack of hygiene.
kys
Does this image explain how to execute javascript in Firefox to everyone?
Did everyone understand it without trouble, or do I need to explain it differently?
>>3200809
Nothing really. It is just magical. Trust me.
>>3200804
I have no idea how one can could for someone that doesn't care for anyone. Not even herself.
>>3200850
You're not supposed to want to be friends with filth like me. I'm the worst of the worst. Someone like me should die alone and forgotten.
>>3200855
>he tries escaping through the door
No! I don't want this! I want to suffer in different ways!
>>3200835
Kys
>>3200825
Hmm, I guess so, you can have one cup and i'll have the rest.
>>3200827
Even weak youkai can be dangerous. Even fairies. Then again, I'm paranoid.
>>3200861
>looks pretty straigth forward!
>>3200855
>catches the Omnic's head, looking at it for a while
You...monster! Next time, I will not hold back!
>Gently, he puts the head down
I am sorry you had to meet zhis fate, brave citizen...
>>3200861
Do you do this once you've gathered all of the entries or before it?
>>3200791
B-boy...? I think that's worse then being called kid...
>>3200881
>straigth
>>3200889
>cut me some slack, English isn't my native language
>>3200881
>straigth
>>3200886
After.
To get the list into the browser.
Most people had trouble with the automatic version of this, so I'll make the pasting manually.
>>3200852
>who is hated by his parents
F-fuck you man, both they and I have their reasons for the general dislike.
My mother is up my ass constantly, always having to be in control of everything, and my dad's a lying piece of shit that's fucked me over in the past and will likely do it again.
>>3200858
>lack of hygiene
Just because I find it hot doesn't mean I practice it, I shower every 3 days minimum, and that's because I just don't smell bad.
>>3200865
Since when does she not care about anyone? Just because her self esteem is rock bottom doesn't mean she doesn't care for anyone, or maybe I don't know what you do about the dangoes.
>>3200861
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>3200876
you too
>>3200886
when did you become a nigger?
>>3200875
Huh? That's never gonna happen though, what're you talking about?
You're not alone, because you've got Isaac and I! And there's no way you can be forgotten, because we don't forget anything, ever!
Don't worry, if you've got even one friend, then you must be a good person!
And you've got two!
>>3200865
I can't wait. Maybe I'll get hair like yours.
>>3200877
>he takes the shrimp one
Thank you. Am I allowed to use your hot water?
>>3200894
>if it makes you feel any better my grammars atrocious, yet I'm helping write for a local newspaper for the summer
>>3200903
And? We should still be laughing at your life. You're a waste.
>>3200861
I understand.
>>3200888
Oh, come on, I didn't mean it SERIOUSLY negatively. But think about what it's like being called "little girl" all the time.
>>3200914
You probably should. At this point I amount to nothing, but things might change, who knows, time will tell.
>>3200912
>Good luck with that
