Hunger Games thread
>>3195942
Something like that did happen. I saw it with my own eyes.
>>3195918
Nothing like that ever happened.
>>3195923
...
I will make sure to repay your kindness, but I will "punch" a knife into your face.
>>3195947
...
This will do it for now.
>>3195947
I have to put all my cash into the med-bay...it is the only thing I can use without hurting someone anyway...
>>3195947
I said I won't hurt someone today, and I meant, now run away.
>>3195918
I know they don't, it's the cutting and making part that's satisfying, it's not a permanent solution, but it's a fun one.
>>3195919
Eh? Sure go ahead, just watch out for the claws.
>>3195949
You're not a reliable witness because you're linked to the case.
>>3195947
P-please... Do it... T-this place is s-so... alien...
>>3195963
H-how do I w... work this t-thing?
>>3195963
You do that or you will be forced to inspect my gun from close if you choose the other option.
>>3195963
Consider this payback for killing my personal sentry unit.
>>3195947
Its just curious jeez,
>>3195963
Ughhhh.
>>3195961
>Hugs the purple monster girl and pets her hair
You are loved <3
>>3195963
...wait am I forgetting something?
>>3195961
You should try cooking instead. You could rip apart meats and chop vegetables, which is pretty damn close to killing.
>>3195962
My eyesight's reliable, and my eyes told me you were blushing. Who knew you'd be so embarrassed when it comes to asking a meat shield to a dance?
Look up we can have some hope again
>>3195933
I always wanted a Skinner Box
>>3195985
The fate of that lost child...
No, it was lost so that it could be found. Just like all maidens are sorrowful so they may be comforted! Such is the bittersweet cycle of the universe!
>>3195985
I already made one of these and I think it turned out to be better.
>>3195992
Stop lying or I will make you stop.
>>3196004
This thing is far from stable.
>>3196002
I'd go as far as to say you were as red as a red delicious apple. You were almost too red, to be honest.
>>3196016
But I already built the very same rifle not so long ago, so that's clearly a lie.
>>3196017
...
>
>tfw have to walk an hour home because public transport a shit
Atleast it's sunny
>>3195988
I'm what? What's this feeling?
>>3195992
But I really don't feel safe around fire.
>>3196004
But no killing is not really in my agenda today.
>>3196016
I'll go to the lightside, I hope I'm not looked at as a weirdo.
Say goodbye oh we're leaving now
>Tfw internet dies like a bitch
>>3195906
Hehehehe....
>>3195923
...That felt good.
>>3195932
>>3195949
And neither do those Navi things.
>>3195947
Damn...I'm not even angry.
>>3196004
Y-you're no f... Fun
>>3196030
>What shithole do you live in?
>>3196022
You're doing it again! You're getting almost as red as last time!
>>3196030
Walking's good for you healthy, anon.
>>3196034
Maybe you can prep the food instead? Leave the fires to the chefs or whoever's cooking.
>>3196034
It means you have people that care about you, namely in the form of someone who's too busy to talk with a face right now, but somebody.
>Pet pet pet
>>3196032
It has something to do with omega, I guess?
>>3196049
>
>Littlest pet shop ends
>next show is some melanoma with a bunch of dogs and a furry
Why are kid shows such bullshit?
>>3196046
West European country
Just my luck that my ride had a collision with a car and has been stuck on the tracks until it is towed away.
>>3196058
Why are you watching them you fucking manchild
>>3196044
What Navi things?
>>3196054
Go ahead and shoot me. I already know you won't.
>>3196055
GOOOOOOOOOO NURSE-CHAN~!
>>3196058
They aren't all bullshit
However I worry when I can only think of an animated batman series and Teen Titans (original not the new dogshit)
>>3196065
I'm babysitting my 6 year old stepsister
>>3196055
I don't have time to waste with eating or anything else.
>>3196070
...
>simply shoots you
>>3196058
Animals make better toy designs to sell
>>3196032
Why aren't we making babies? Wait don't we need a dad for this?
>>3196049
Hmm, maybe that'll work.
>>3196050
Is this a joke, or a prank? I don't really know anyone who really cares about me.
>>3196055
I won't kill yo- oh.
>>3196076
>>3196078
Your nurse-chan can't beat my Sarah-tan. I trained her to be this good myself.
>>3196076
>>3196078
...Yo-You meant to jinx me, didn't you?
>>3196078
They were far from being pretty good.
>>3196083
Why aren't you busy raping her instead of watching kids' shows and shitposting
>>3196065
>He made a post earlier about babysitting some little kid and watching it with them
>>3196064
>Kek, Yuropoors.
>>3196085
>the bullets pierces his heart
>he falls over, struggling to stop the bleeding
Wh-when the hell did you grow the balls to do this?!
>>3196093
Because l'm a normie
>>3196093
Pedo plz go and stay go
>>3196088
Nope. Not a joke.
I'm gonna try to adopt you later.
Hope you don't mind.
>>3196099
What a fitting way for ISIC to go.
>>3196094
I guess traffic accident don't exist where you live
>>3196095
I remember doing the same thing when we first met. You'll be alright anyway.
>>3196099
Disappointing.
>>3196099
YAY NURSE CHAN
>>3196088
And hey, you can get paid to do that! Maybe you'll be able to buy new hands after you save up some cash.
>>3196070
That "digital avatar" stuff.
>>3196110
Are you brain dead or something like that?
>>3196106
Bu-But I wanna win, I WANNA WIN!
>>3196108
>Nothing bad ever happens in the U.S.A., the greatest country in the world
>>3196118
Why are you always so mean?
>>3196121
>kissu
You'll get em next time, worst girl.
>>3196121
Ssssssssh. No tears, only dreams now.
>>3196123
Thank you for hosting.
>>3196109
>he slowly bleeds to death
>respawns
I may be fine, but that still hurts. Dying's not as fun as some of these people make it out to be.
>>3196123
>>3196118
>kisses on the cheek
I knew you were going to win, Sarah-tan.
>>3196122
>nothing bad
>Bernie exists
>your president is a nigger that can't even nig
Every place in the world sicks in it's own rights, so let us just be friendos
>Protagonist literally, unironically calls somebody "M'lady"
Jfc
>>3196122
Your country kills INNOCENT GORILLAS
>>3196123
Congratulations, lady.
Thanks for the run!
>>3196127
...Th-That doesn't help, at all!
>>3196129
But crying is good for you...
>>3196140
Every time I roleplay someone who's polite I'm hesitant to say "my lady" but that's the only thing I can think of to sound polite sometimes and it makes me feel autistic
>>3196125
Why are you always so stupid? Don't blame me for something like that.
>>3196136
Good. It better hurt because I'll be doing it to make sure you know your pla-
>gets kissed on the cheek
...
>
>shoots him again
>>3196145
Thanks for hosting, Comfy guy. I could give hosting a shot, but I'd need a code for it.
>>3196145
I couldn't load any of the slides, but thanks.
>>3196123
grats
>>3196149
If you cry too much, your eyes will dehydrate and fall out of your skull.
You don't want that do you
>>3196158
Now host
>>3196145
Congrats nurse onee chan
>>3196150
Yeah you sound like a neckbeard faggot
>>3196139
>The Bern does exist, and Obama does too, so I guess that negates my statement
>Still though, Europeans are fine if they aren't Balkans, muzzies or hardcore social leftists, we just like to tease you
>>3196141
>Do you mean dindu nuffins or actual gorillas?
>>3196150
>"My lady" was ruined by fedoras and other such autists
>>3196144
>>3196160
Appreciated.
>>3196104
Oh okay, I don't really mind anything.
>>3196112
I don't think that's how it works, but it sounds nice.
First 24
go go go
>>3196161
Anon, that's a myth, that doesn't actually happen...bu-but crying too much still isn't healthy.
>>3196153
>gets shot again
>this time it's in his stomach
S-Stop it, please! This really hurts!
>>3196172
Modern science is a wonder to us all, crab-tan.
>>3196177
Thank You Canada
>>3196177
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3196177
Natsuki Subaru
>>3196177
Kotarou
>>3196177
Sliver Queen
>>3196177
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3196177
Hanako Ikezawa
>>3196177
friends4eva
>>3196177
Clawdia
>>3196181
But then I'll die again and get these back.
>>3196177
The Player
>>3196162
It wasn't well-received.
>>3196177
Ninja Slayer-san
>>3196177
Stannis Baratheon
>>3196178
No, it isn't, it happened to my friend. He survived, but he had a glass of water once and cried his eyes out.
Literally, his eyes fell out because of how much he cried.
He said the water was just really good and he couldn't stop crying.
>>3196177
Rika
>>3196181
>>3196117
>Awkward throat clearing
>>3196177
Izuru Kamukura
>>3196177
Mai Minakami
>>3196177
Shiragami Youko
>>3196177
Yukine
>>3196177
Kagari Akko
>>3196177
Corrin
>>3196139
There is literally nothing wrong with Obama
>>3196177
Eggman-kun
>>3196166
I don't really notice extreme leftists here
Lots of mudslimes though
Yuropoors so the same teasing, but with other things like your niggerdemic, and rising obesity problem
>>3196177
Zombieman
>>3196202
Yo...are you me or something?
>>3196202
that's fucking scary
>>3196177
A mugger
>>3196215
t.Baracko Alabama
>>3196117
>awkwardly pauses for a minute
O-Oh, you were talking to me...Uh, so you play some kinda video game where you have an avatar? That's kind of unexpected. I thought you'd be a workaholic.
>>3196181
Stop doing things like that out of nowhere and I won't shoot you again!
>>3196177
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3196223
Yeah.
Ever heard of 'Perman?'
>>3196217
>From what I've heard there's more people cucking themselves than mudslimes desu
>You do banter us but it's shit
>>3196202
Why does this feel like a creepypasta?
>>3196243
Looks good.
>>3196202
...Anon, that's Jojo, and that was because of Pearl Jams ability...D-Do you think I'm stupid or something...
>>3196243
JustdontlookattheponiesIreallydontwantsissytocomeback
>>3196243
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHAT IS IN MY DISTRICT?!
>>3196257
SHUT UP
OKUYASU IS MY FRIEND OKAY
I NEVER SAID HE WAS REAL
>>3196243
This will suffice, I suppose...
>>3196253
Hmph...
>>3196233
>Sorry.
No, I mean the...alternate-universe me thing. From sheer guesswork, these AI are more or less the person's avatar through the...internet, I think. "Cyberworld", they call it.
>>3196243
Let's get this show on the ro-
>>3196253
YOU JACKASSES!
>>3196241
Hoy, there can only be one Josuke, and since I was here first, scram!
>>3196243
The sooner we finish up with this game, the sooner I can get back to working on the Algorithm
>>3196245
Banter from both sides is shit, because none of us really knows how the other side is
And because Europe is many countries, they all have different cultures and shit.
But then again, the US has states and all states probably have different norms and values as well
>>3196253
These things are needed. It's not just for snack.
>>3196235
Yo-you shouldn't be doing that anyways! I'm not sure if you've been shot before, but it feels like--
>he finally dies of blood loss
>respawns
--Like nothing else I've experienced before, and I've experienced a lot!
>>3196253
I'm ready to show off my goods.
>>3196266
I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO TOUCHY ABOUT YOUR FICTIONAL FRIEND!
>>3196269
>It's my fault for being blind
Yeah, so video game. You're probably playing some kind of RPG.
>>3196253
..This isn't the road to the Wind Tribe!
>>3196271
O-Okay..
>Might RP Surface later and pretend to be people, just Photoshopping screws on their foreheads
>>3196289
>forgot picture, reeee
>>3196296
>imposter avatars
It's the Nega ______ avatars all over again
>>3196292
Come here fishy fishy fishy, the water isn't gonna save you!
>>3196292
Please stop looking at me like that. I'm not as tasty as you think I am.
>>3196292
This is the actual worst.
>>3196277
>This, generalizing the USA is like generalizing all of Europe, which makes banter difficult
>>3196292
I-it's contraband because... Because it's s-so delicious a-and the g-government... T-think that I'd knock a-all the candy c-companies... Out of b-business!
>>3196279
Getting kissed on the cheek feels like nothing I've experienced before too, so just stop doing it.
>>3196292
Imitating the idiot will decrease your time being alive.
>>3196296
Yeah, that's what I thought.
>Fucking do it, it's be amazing
tell ERP hi.
>>3196292
I tripped!
>>3196292
This is asinine...why am I lowering myself to their level?
>>3196314
I'm glad we can agree
If my nippon RPGs have teached me something, it is that the power of friendship always prevails
>>3196318
Except getting kissed doesn't hurt! Stop making yourself out to be the victim here!
>>3196293
I don't fully understand it, myself. Remember, this is all this...alternate-reality crap. Because all of a sudden, this woman pops up out of nowhere, and recognizes me on sight.
>>3196292
This place is crazy, we need to get out ASAP!
>>3196277
You forgot to add that there are a lot of countries next to eachother that literally hate one another. And then there is France which is special - nobody likes France.
>>3196311
I love you Kotarou!
>>3196322
Sure
>>3196334
Yup, that too
>>3196177
Hachikuji
>>3196334
A lot of states hate eachother too remember?
>>3196322
Alright, I'll go say hi to them.
>>3196346
Now do thirty push-ups.
>>3196337
I love me too. Wait who are you?
>>3196323
Next time you trip, you'll end up stabbed.
>>3196331
It doesn't hurt, but makes me feel weird, so just stop doing it.
>>3196346
...
Time to stab you.
>>3196346
>Muffled, panicked screaming
>>3196346
Finally, something unpredictable...what is this feeling?
>>3196333
And she looks like you, or am I still getting this wrong? This whole thing is kind of hurting my brain.
>>3196346
>>3196353
Yes ma'am!
>he does forty push-ups
I did an extra ten, just for my own sake.
>>3196357
A secret admirer
>>3196330
>Personally my nippon RPGs tell me that nobody is to be trusted and that Japanese warcrimes never happened, maybe it's because I'm playing a Jap school simulator
>>3196346
I d-don't have a heart c... condition... You m-must be thinking of... Someone else...
>>3196359
You're overeating. It's just a little kiss on the cheek. It's not like it means anything.
>>3196359
Gomen! I really just tripped!
>>3196378
>play nippon RPG
>final boss is God
>he's a dick
>>3196375
Wow, maybe you'll win.
Post ohayo's
>>3196375
No, no, I...didn't see the "other" Rika. This person was in part a...'creation' of hers'. She looked like a blonde woman, tallish, blue eyes.
...Man, this is really a "show, don't tell" sorta thing.
>>3196381
...
That means you just deserve death even more.
>>3196383
Tell that to the end of my knife.
>>3196393
...
I will just sleep on a rock.
>>3196392
>>3196384
>Side with God
>Kill him anyway cause he's such a huge fucking asshole
>>3196393
This is as uncomfortable for me as it is for you!
>>3196392
>>3196390
Fitness is important in games like these!
>>3196393
I-I thought this was a myth! How the hell're you capable of doing this to another human being?!
>>3196384
>Fucking Japs man
>>3196392
B-better to stay f-fit... And n-not need to exert m-myself t... Than n-not be fit and n-need to, r... Right?
>>3196393
Even a tiny pebble can be the herald of a rockslide.
>>3196384
>Oneshot him with a chainsaw
>>3196393
This will not impact my body significantly, I can tell... Kusamochi, hm?
>>3196397
...I don't get it, but maybe I met her. What's her name?
>>3196399
You actually wanted it to mean something!?
>>3196376
I've only been here for like a week though. Have I become that attractive? I should start modeling, I can't keep this body from the world.
>>3196403
Then put me down already! I don't wanna go through this whole game with ripped underwear!
>>3196430
Lady..atleast have the decency to wash yourself properly!
>>3196430
They must be close...but it is unlikely to be of concern.
>>3196430
Jokes on you guys, he had mint chocolate chip.
>>3196430
W-wait! P-please, stop!
>>3196425
If something like that happens I want it at least to mean something, so it's not just a waste.
>>3196430
...
It was just an air refresher. The horses stink.
>>3196399
>Shiragami looks over at her knife.
Gomen! I really just tripped!
>>3196426
>>3196432
Who said I was going to rip it! The whole point is keeping enough tension on the cloth while putting you through as much strain as possible!
You'll have to rip it trying to get it off though.
>>3196425
Shanghai, from what I've gathered.
>>3196450
H-hello
>>3196450
I wasn't serious about it like that! What are you, an idiot?
>>3196452
.......what?
>>3196467
And there we go, I completely missed the game slide. Hi, I'm Kagari Akko, and I have terrible aim!
>>3196442
>he kisses her other cheek
There, that one meant something! Feeling any better now?
>>3196452
My underwear can't handle the weight of my body! It's going to rip if you keep hanging me up it!
>>3196469
I-I'm nowhere near that fat!
>>3196469
Jokes on them, I don't have any meat on my bones!
>>3196469
Even the least evolved fools know the importance of nutrition for survival... I shall gather some fruits.
>>3196469
Well then...At least now i know what a liposuction is. Good luck to the other contestants!
>>3196454
Nope, doesn't ring a bell at all. I'll make sure to keep an eye out for her. Maybe she'll understand what this whole "alternate universe" thing's about.
>>3196459
>Ignores
>>3196465
But you told me to tell it to your knife..,
>>3196471
I only understood about four of those words. I'm Tennouji Kotarou and I'm really hungry. It's nice to meet you!
>>3196469
This place will work perfectly as a base.
>>3196472
...
>>3196489
...
I shouldn't be surprised about how stupid people around here can be.
>>3196469
I must've accidentally casted a spell on myself that makes me look like a boy.
>>3196472
What else is magic for? Miracles like this! You should be lucky you aren't going to a magic school. There's a whole new range of activities you can take part in with your local jock!
>Wand moves up and down as she speaks with excitement
>You move up and down with it
>>3196492
Hungry for what? Blood, food, or knowledge? I don't have any of those for you!
>>3196488
>She immediately smacks her palm against her forehead
>>3196478
No pet, you're thicc
>kissu
>>3196489
He-hello?
>>3196498
I'm not stupid! I'm Shiragami Youko!
>>3196514
Yes?
>>3196493
You asked for it. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>3196499
P-Please, I'm begging you! I can't take it much lon-
>his underwear snaps
>he free falls to the ground
>>3196506
That story of my life isn't complete! Wait for my autobiography when I become a world class witch, just like Shiny Chariot!
>>3196499
Food ple- aw. Why not?
>>3196502
I see you're worried about me. You have nothing to worry about, mechanic. I'll be fine!
>>3196506
(What would be the best and most efficient method of elimination? Perhaps I should simply burn the cabin to the ground with them inside?)
>>3196519
Shiragami Youko stands for stupid?
>>3196523
I can always blame you, because I d-din't ask you to kiss me! I just told you what I expected!
>>3196534
More like "frustrated by your lack of understanding".
>>3196519
Ah!
>>3196543
There is no joy in this activity... All it is comprised of is sitting around and waiting for a reaction. How utterly dull...
>>3196540
No, that's my name! Ohio!
>>3196503
...Please don't call me that, I don't even know you...I-It's a bit creepy.
>>3196523
>Your underwear catches on fire
>Your crotch had been there a few moments ago
>If your underwear costed a few more cents, you would've lost your parts to the God of Light
>>3196533
Look at me! I'm wearing a flowing robe that fits my figure perfectly. Do you see some kind of cupcake or whatever sticking out of my-
>>3196543
ACK~!
>>3196561
Stop saying Ohio.
>>3196543
She didn't seem to be overweight.
>>3196561
You should take up "stupid" as a third name.
>>3196540
Jeez, you don't have to get so angry about this. Look, I'm sorry I did that. I figured you wouldn't have cared that much. I'll high-five you from now on, okay?
>>3196546
I can't help that this situation's confusing. I'm trying my best to follow along, but you're a lot smarter than I am.
>>3196557
>Goes back to ignoring
>>3196569
Huh? Why?
>>3196574
Third? But I only have one name!
>>3196562
T H I C C
>>3196562
Say oink
>>3196581
I think I'm just bad at explaining.
>>3196566
Is there any real reason as to why you're making me relive parts of my high school days?
>>3196583
...Not that, I mean the other one, who just calls someone pet?
>>3196577
I-I...can only...hope...that I can metabolise th-this...
Guys, ERP has some juicy drama
We need to step up our game
