faggot hg thread
>>3193227
You're in my house.
>>3193237
Make your pick, I'll wait.
>>3193205
This love triangle deepens..
>grabs popcorn
>throws at his face
I wish I had a mouth....
>>3193228
Fuck you nigger, you aren't Kamina.
>>3193162
...
You really don't break face, do you?
>>3193228
I want to tenderly impregnate Junko
>>3193252
I'll choose to walk away.
>Casually starts walking away
>>3193232 (Kaito)
Nnnnaaaah.
>>3193246 (Shanghai)
>She gives off a soft, concerned frown
...For your sake, I hope so, too. You still listening, Alice?
Just want to get this out their
Its totally not gay if you are getting your dick sucked by another man ok?
>>3193259
I'm a calm, level header person.
>>3193264
>grabs his arm
That wasn't an option.
>>3193237
A big shiny house and all the food she could eat!
>>3193252
I was invited inside, I crashed our car just to get us take out.
>>3193236
You never miss a beat do ya?
>>3193266
So I get you soda, I start being nice to you, and I haven't ask you about the power source of your tank in a while and you won't tell me.
>>3193269
You've got a heart of gold, kid. Don't let them take it from you.
>>3193278
I don't own a car.
>>3193266
>"I'm still listening, i've just been quiet... and *yawn* tired.
>>3193288
Okay.
>>3193290
Well it was a bike..but I was trying to impress my newly wedded wife.
>>3193218
Are you saying I *ugh* wouldn't swallow your cum you fag?! Only fags don't swallow cum, and since you are swallowing *ah!* any, you must be a gay ass homo!
How about you cum in my boipussi you faggot? I bet you couldn't even *fuck! *cum a teaspoon with your queer cock, you raging fag-mo!
>>3193297
You're not married.
>>3193293
Well? What's your thoughts on the matter? It...potentially could be dangerous to take her out.
>>3193287
>She offers a shrug
Shouldn't you know the extent of your own physical capabilities?
>>3193304
We can change that..fiance?
Don't fuck with me hg I've killed more cunts than cervical cancer.
>>3193302
>Spitters are quitters.
>>3193317
Yuuji is my fiance.
>>3193267
I don't know anon, is it lesbo to fap to minigirls getting fucked, used, killed or tortured while wishing you were them?
>>3193310
Not really... I never fight and I'm a singer so I don't know.
>>3193267
Ain't gay if balls don't touch
>>3193330
No i'm not. That guy is.
>>3193302
AAAAHHHHHHHH feel that? Thats my waterfall of manly tough straight cum filling your pansy ass faggot boipucci. Maybe now you wont be such a faggot cause you got a non faggot man to leave his seed in you ya fucking faggot. Haaaa haaaa im totally going to go get a beer and watch some wrestling. I hope you are happy with yourself faggot. Really made your faggoty parents proud today huh fag?
Junko when she betrayed hoshi and /sanc/ desu.
>>3193344
Pardon?
Say that again Yuuji.
I don't think I quite heard you.
>>3193352
I'm not your fiance.
>>3193344
>>3193352
Are any of you gonna just marry her?
What happened to Gundham anyway?
>>3193310
>"It could be dangerous... alright then! Shangihai, you're going to be stuck here for awhile, until we figure out a safe way."
Sure thing Alice. Make sure you talk to your dad.
>>3193330
He just left you so where does that leave us..?
>>3193351
>for despair
>not understanding the meme
>>3193335
Thats fine. Its only gay if you are sucking dick. Not getting your dick sucked. So just because iv had 3 twinks suck my cock does not mean im gay ok? Becauae iv fucked tons of woman in the past and maybe 1 twink but thats it.
>>3193351
You fucked it up, you fucked it up!
>>3193341
...Maybe you should find that out for yourself, then.
>>3193362
Welp. Either way, I guess you're stuck here for a while....
>She shifts in place awkwardly
Gotta say, I was NOT expecting anything like this when I got here.
>>3193359
You know, there's no age restriction here.
>>3193360
Since Yuuji's still alive that officially did not happen.
>>3193363
He can't leave me.
>>3193364
>It was what she posted in the for the games thread you baka.
>>3193351
You used the meme wrong fuckboy
With Junko, saying "Hail Hope" would be more fitting with this meme
Fucking meme amateurs
>>3193351
you might as well just delete your post
>>3193381
Look. It's Junko. It should say for hope
>>3193368
if you enjoyed the succ
you'd enjoy buttfuck
it's not only one way
it takes two to be gay
>>3193380
Alright, I'll just stay here, watching this drama unfold...
>>3193380
>No age restriction here
For what? like movies? Go see them with that one guy. He's really nice.
>>3193347
Waterfall? More like half a gallon, you faggot. And yeah, my parents are proud, cause they are lesbians like your gay ass parents you queer.
Fuck it, lets watch RAW on my TV, yours is a fucking gay cable brand. My Flat screen of manly, glorious HD master race lineage is way better than your gay ass shit you queer. Now c'mon, you're bringing the beer you gay ass faggot!
>>3193377
No, I'm fine with not knowing, but it'll make your notes less accurate.
>>3193399
Bro job bro job bro job!
>>3193380
Tell me how it ends up in the morning!
>falls asleep in your bed.
>>3193396
I mean we can get married.
Today.
>>3193377
Wasn't expecting someone like me to pop-up?
>>3193411
I sort of planned on sleeping through all of today so that's a no-go.
Will be making a midthread entry for 24 soon.
>>3193408
>Zaps
>>3193416
Do you need a day to prepare? That's fine.
But sign here.
>holds out a familiar paper
>>3193394
Well i feel like the woman to man ratio outweighs the man so I know i aint gay. Cause i slept with more woman. Make sense? So if i add up the numbers im straight as an arrow. Thats how it should be.
>>3193399
This has been a fucking experience. Was this a porno, a love story, or a biography?
No, seriously, what was this?
>>3193430
I forgot how to write. So sorry.
>>3193400
Fine by me, I reckon.
>>3193412
You could definitely say that...I mean, just...everything about this is just....
>She throws her hands up in the air briefly
>>3193430
B-but I just want to sleep!!
First 23 for the 4th Official Cyborg Games.
>>3193422
no hard feelings about not being added to meme page supreme right
i just added people who asked to be put in
wasn't meant to show off popular avas or status
>>3193450
Richard Feynman
>>3193450
Meme
>>3193438
That's fine, I've gotten pretty good at forging your signature.
>starts writing
>>3193447
Not on my bed or in my house.
>>3193450
Sleepy Yamada-kun
>>3193450
Yuuji Sakamoto
>>3193450
Clank the B1
>>3193451
What?
>>3193450
Hanky Wanker
>>3193450
KING CRIMSON
>>3193450
Aikawa Ayumu
>>3193450
DIO
>>3193450
Moonlight butterfly
>>3193450
Eggman-kun
>>3193434
A bromance. Something woman can never understand.
>>3193450
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3193443
>She mimic Rika, and throws her hands up in the air.
It's so strange... ain't it?
>>3193450
Shangihai.Exe
>>3193450
KaminaJack Feat. Drake
>>3193450
Shouko
>>3193450
Greed
>>3193450
EA Games
>>3193450
Atsushi Nakajima
>>3193450
Trafalgar Law
>>3193443
.... 'I reckon'..? Is Aussa rubbing off on you or something?
>>3193450
A mugger
>>3193450
Hibari Kyoya
>>3193450
Destroyer of worlds
>>3193450
Ayano Aishi
>>3193455
>why are you still awake. why am I still awake
>>3193450
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3193454
I'll sleep in the backyard dog house then...
>>3193454
I don't think that's legal...
>>3193450
Corvo Attano
Just fuck my shit up
>>3193462
oh gosh never mind
>>3193450
OG CIA
>>3193471
Exactly. There's no real way of putting it to words.... Partly because I've found out that other-me is an idiot.
>>3193486
We always shared a few talking similarities.
>>3193500
Nicw job jewface
>>3193496
Feed the dog.
>>3193499
That's not a problem.
>>3193506
So you two are like sisters now right?
>>3193491
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GOD HAS FORSAKEN US!
>>3193509
Kind of is for me since it's my signature getting forged.
>>3193492
Maybe you should get on steam, you pendeja
>>3193509
I'll feed the dog and then I'll go to sleep, okay?
>>3193450
Jasper
Female
>>3193506
She's not that dumb! I can tell you one thing, she can work on programs and other things, like a wizard. Heck, she's the reason i'm here.
>>3193517
If you've forgoten how to write this is our only option.
...
Done!
>>3193523
Okay.
>>3193519
>maybe you should shut up and go to sleep you fucking nerd
>>3193514
...What?
>>3193527
...She is? Well, at least she's a savant of some sort...what do you mean by that last bit?
>>3193531
Good Night honey
>>3193508
just fuck my shit up pham
>>3193450
Kurumi
>>3193544
My name is Shouko.
>>3193536
Oi, chica, cállate!
>>3193540
Yeah, you two are like sisters!
>>3193548
Who is she marrying?
>>3193531
...This will never hold up in court.
>>3193553
Good night then Shouko.
>>3193557
I don't exactly get along THAT well with her.
>>3193558
Your prom date, you ugly sack of shit
>>3193540
She created part of me.... well, she gave me a unique A.I compared to other Navis, and something else... but she hasn't told me that yet.
>>3193536
Only when you stop being a blatant idiota.
>>3193562
>>3193571
>
>>3193563
The dog bites.
>>3193566
Joke is on you, I don't have a prom date!
>>3193581
Cause she took them, and isn't even going, cause they're getting married
>>3193564
Siblings never get along that well! I mean unless your brother is me...
>>3193580
O-oh...
>>3193450
Shiragami Youko
>>3193580
I'm banking on this document not holding up in court.
>>3193572
...Huh. So in a way I'm partly your parent?
>She laughs awkwardly
>>3193588
Well, I mean, she did wreck my tank....
>>3193554
>CÁLLAME
>>3193574
>insulting me in spanish doesn't make you cool ;-;
>>3193501
Silly Tricky.
And five more please.
>>3193580
A love story and violence! This is getting really good!
>>3193605
Frederick Frankenstein
>>3193605
Cadmium
>>3193609
>forgot pic...
>>3193605
>>3193450
Elly
>>3193594
Good night.
>>3193599
Luckily for us, there is no court of law here.
>>3193600
Basically.
>>3193605
Me Everyday
>>3193605
René Descartes
>>3193605
Principal Skeleton
>>3193600
That's family for ya...
>>3193617
Y-yeah...
>>3193605
Zombieman
>>3193604
Cállame con un beso
>>3193617
Well, I didn't sign it myself, so I can just walk away since I know it's a forgery.
>>3193618
>She shakes her head slowly
Didn't expect you to go along with it....
>>3193626
Could you stop with that?
Apologies about the wait, roster check.
>>3193604
Mas fresco que tu.
>>3193639
That's going to be a little hard.
>chains
>>3193629
Also he doesn't like people in his doghouse
>>3193647
Roger roger!
>>3193658
...Am I going to die here?
>>3193638
>directo a la cárcel papu
>>3193652
>NO ONE EVEN SAYS FRESCO
>>3193646
I'm just trying to make you two find a middle ground and if that middle ground is talking about how annoying I am about this family stuff so be it.
>>3193646
Why not? It's the truth, and I can't deny that.
>>3193647
Let's go!
>>3193647
Thank you for expanding the roster, miss. Ready!
>>3193658
I'll just sleep at the backdoor.....
>>3193673
YO SI.
>>3193647
The battlefield looks fine. We can proceed.
>Jasper
>>3193669
Why would I ever kill you, Yuuji?
>>3193688
That's where the doghouse is.
>>3193647
Ready
>>3193673
¿¡POR QUE!?
>>3193674
>She groans in irritation, rubbing her temples
>>3193675
I mean, it sort of depends on your interpretation, but...I don't think I'm ready for parenthood. Uhm, good luck, by the way.
>>3193696
I'm not saying you will. I'm saying i'm going to be stuck right here until I die.
>>3193647
Looks fine. Too bad my senpai isn't on it...
>>3193691
>YOU DON'T COUNT
>>3193701
>PORQUE SÍ
>>3193696
Okay...night.
>>3193707
>Just gives her a smile and rustles her hair.
you alright little sis?
>>3193709
Don't worry Yuuji, we'll travel a lot.
>>3193721
Good night.
>>3193732
Fine..whatever...I'm just going to go to sleep...
>>3193721
>watches him get viciously mauled
This is good! No wonder Jabba does this with his rancor!
>>3193726
>She flinches, rapidly backing away
>>3193733
Now THIS is more like it, hahahaha!
>>3193717
>Look up plight
>difícil situación
I quit
>>3193733
I do like this metal armor. It probably doesn't help much though.
>Jasper
>>3193717
>Wh-why not?
>>3193733
Who knew they'd break so easy.
>>3193733
That's still a name you don't deserve.
>>3193707
Good luck to ya too Rika. And don't worry, you're fine with the whole parent thing.
>>3193733
>"*Snoring*"
Great... she's a sleep. So no battle chips for me.
>>3193683
sup qt
>>3193751
It's functionally the same as a prom
>>3193733
...I'm going to regret this later.
>>3193748
>kek
>situación difícil sounds better
>>3193755
>because you're a nerd
>>3193759
Pardon?
>>3193767
>Whimpers
>>3193767
Was nice meeting you, Rene...
>>3193747
>Sighs.
You're all so jumpy..
>>3193761
true, true. Are we going to crash it with no survivors?
>>3193767
Lightning had grown far too unreliable for these tasks!
>>3193776
I am
>>3193772
what's up cutie?
>>3193767
CRAP!
>>3193758
Well, it must be a testament that you've lasted longer than me....
>>3193774
"All"?
>>3193755
Alright man, sorry.
>>3193767
What am I, a robot?
...
Though I guess this is better than dying in the first few days.
>>3193785
>>3193767
>>3193772
Just...violent disintegration.
>>3193797
What did you say about me, you quack?!
>>3193776
>samefag pairings
>loner entries
>loner entries aren't D12 like
>meme entries are not even fun
Is there even anything to crash?
>>3193791
Never mind it's nothing.
>>3193765
>Only the best. But this nerd is actually going to bed.
>Here's to dying in my sleep.
>>3193797
...Yeah. Maybe it's just your luck?
>>3193797
I guess i'll just stabs this branch into you... since I don't have a sword.
>>3193814
Breh, wait a second
>>3193797
Surely you can think of a more entertaining way to kill yourselves than a fist fight.
>>3193814
>niiight <3
>>3193797
How do I play this game?
>Jasper
>>3193811
Always
>>3193826
THE JEDI CAUGHT ME!!!
>>3193829
>Elly
>Powerfull Youkai
>Stage 3 Boss
>>3193815
Hey, I got in second place the game before this, and I won the one before that!
...So, what can you do, anyways? There's no way any sort of me would leave you all cute and harmless.
>>3193812
It wouldn't be mentioned if it was "nothing".
>>3193829
Not really. And at least I'm raising my endurance...I think. I'm just going to go and...lay down or something.
>>3193842
It feels like a lot of people here don't like being touched and it's weird to me...
>>3193842
I have the Makai Buster... and I can uses battle chips, if my operator wasn't asleep.
>>3193865
You're a dude. You don't have to put up with every anon grabbing that ass.
Sike
>smacks ass
>>3193865
I only knew about me being like that.
>>3193870
Makai Buster...? I'm not surprised she called it that, whatever it is You don't exactly seem armed.
...And you can't even defend yourself properly without Alice? What was I thinking!?
>>3193883
...I mean that's not so different than reality.
>>3193873
I'm talking about hugs, not people touching my butt, this is the second time this has happened too, it's flattering but weird.
>>3193879
That's what I figured, but it's okay.
>>3193879
My buster is my arm, I just have no reason to use it yet. But you did give me a translator, if I came across any langauge i've never seen before. And you did give me that secret thing... still don't know what it is.
>>3193898
>kissu
Try being a chick for a few weeks then try not to assume everyone is copping a feel
>>3193883
>All these kills
>All these fucking scrubs
No wonder i'm winning, I'm me!
>>3193883
>>3193901
That cowardly bastard got what was coming to him.
>>3193898
Is it seriously that common an occurrence?
>>3193906
Hm...it changes shape, doesn't it? Nice, nice...and definitely convenient, that...I'd love to tell you, but I think the two of me work just differently enough to where I just don't have a clue.
>>3193922
>Three left
>>3193922
GO DIO
>>3193922
Winner next slide.
>>3193919
Huh? Guess i'll find out what the thing is... hopefully. At any case, I need to sleep... which is a weird thing for me to say.
>>3193936
>>3193940
good fucking job you dumbass frog
>>3193936
>>3193940
Wait, am I hunted down or killed?
>>3193953
Are you trying to wake up Fumi?
>>3193940
>>3193949
All I can say is DIO was robbed of his victory.
>>3193953
Hunted and killed, I'll fix up the event later to let it be known.
>>3193953
dio wears pads
>>3193941
If you can get her on the line, I might be able to chew myself out until she spits it out or something.
>She smiles, and nods a few times
Sure thing, Shangai. Have a good rest...if you need anything, anything at all, just ask me, got it?
>>3193940
>>3193953
You're hunted down AND killed. Duh.
>>3193960
Congrats to some mugger.
>>3193960
Thanks for hosting
>>3193966
>I-I was joking all along
NO. You listen here you little shit you know EXACTLY what you did and you're going to repent, do you understand me?
>>3193969
Placements.
>>3193969
Thanks for hosting
>>3193969
Congrats, mugger. Thanks for the run!
>>3193907
I know you're right, I see it happen a couple of times, but I'm a little guilty as well...
>>3193919
Kinda.
>>3193969
>>3193978
Congrats I guess.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3193975
>>3193966
The frog dies tonight
>>3193978
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3193978
And winscreen.
>>3193970
>>3193980
>>3193981
>>3193983
>>3193986
No problem.
>>3193993
You're welcome.
>>3193841
>Stage 3 boss
>still a boss
>still stage 3
>>3193989
Damn right the fucking frog dies tonight, you're going to fucking slaughter him and I won't rest easy until he's nothing but paste.
>>3194001
Stage 3 bosses are fucking easy mate
