HG thread
>Dance off edition
>>3186763
thanks
>>3186725
oh, so that's what that was. arena event.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3186763
Da bear lady is gonna win, chosen one say so.
>>3186792
AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
>>3186760 (Karen)
I've met plenty of demons that aren't interested in either of those. And provided I am one, I hardly care for chaos, myself.
>Be back in a few minutes
>>3186792
Oh come on, OH COME ON...That was bullshit.
>>3186760 (Horned Lady)
>Kirby wishes for Apple Pie
Poyo!
>>3186720
...Maybe calling down lightning bolts was a little much.
>>3186724
Hold on.
>He takes the container out again, opens it, then sets it on the ground by his feet.
How far away can you do that from?
>>3186725
Gotta go!
>>3186734
You'll be fine, it's not like the monsters are gonna come to life and eat you or anything...
>>3186735
It's fine, Elly.
>>3186760
Are you gonna try to attack me or something?
>>3186792
...Shoot!
>>3186701
Just make sure you don't deflect any of them projectiles at me again like while wearing that strange costume of yours.
>>3186792
You can't beat me with lava!
>>3186792
None shall ever spook me again!
>>3186792
Just float off the ground.
>>3186735
>He nods
In dark times, you have a friend to rely on. Zhat is gut. Do you train with her for zhe day you must face your mistress?
>>3186760
Desire!? I am Reinhardt Wilhelm, And zhe only desire I have is to protect zhe innocent, follow my honor, and bring zhe hammer of justice down upon zhe wicked!
>>3186764
Zhat is a point, I suppose...but zhe destruction of planets is something zhat should be avoided!
>>3186760
Granting wishes? How, exactly?
>>3186792
night 4
M-O-O-N, that spells ______
>>3186792
Good choice.
>>3186832
I'm the greatest villain in the galaxy, that's kinda my thing~
>>3186831
>>3186708
You just have to get used to it, but maybe you'd like regular ice cream more?
>>3186811
>>3186735
Ah, well it was my spot after all, I haven't been doing too well lately.
>>3186792
Im not falling into that mess again this time.
>>3186681
So your just another super hero,just great. How exactly do you punish criminals?
>>3186701
Excellent! Its about time I had someone powerful to spar with. You know I even met your grandmother here?
>>3186715
Cant be worse than the hell I went through.
>>3186767
Go ahead enjoy it. You dont look like you have much to be proud of anyways
>>3186812
Lady wanna tishoo?
Godda runny nose lady?
Tishoo?
>>3186842
M-M.. Mooo.. Money.
>>3186821
>He steps back and starts to inhale, taking in each individual cookie, then the jar itself.
Poyo!
>>3186810
Yes she did. Now that I have seen you, I am trying to figure out why she did.
>>3186799
One thing at a time.
*takes a bite of the melting ice*
>>3186840
Are there burgers?
>tfw shitty internet is shitty
>>3186817
>>3186724
W-Woah! So you already have your own.
>she watches as he flies around
It looks fun...do you think I could try it?
Question. Did Kamina leave?
CT-27-5555 reporting in
>>3186840
You've been smoked.
There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
>>3186879
He's on a break
>>3186812
Serves you right, cheater...
>>3186821
Don't even say that! Yoma I can deal with, but monsters are a huge NOPE!
>>3186875
H-Hey! Don't go underestimating me!
>>3186879
Secret ava
>>3186879
Yes.
>>3186879
Nah he's still here with a secret ava. He's just not going to host for a while.
>>3186840
feast
>>3186842
"kys LD"
>>3186773
Fool! They are enslaved to my will with eight hour shifts and two meals per day!!
Kukuku... do you see now? Crows are the familiars of demons, and I command an entire flock.
>>3186811
Ku. Ku. Ku.
A bold claim, but I see past your lies. You haven't even any horns.
>>3186817
Fufu... an excellent wish, but are you ready to pay the price? Dealing with demons means you must be ready to exchange something of equal value!
>>3186821
Demons both grant wishes and reap souls, so whichever you desire is the path our meeting shall take.
Kuku... but be warned, if you truly want for me to grant your wish, you must be ready to pay the demon's price!
>>3186832
Kuuuukuku... You wish to battle, then?
>The crows around the "diabolical creature" become agitated.
>>3186834
Have you not made an exchange with a demon before? Any wish you desire can be granted, so long as you are able to exchange something of equal worth.
It could be an object, or perhaps something less... physical.
Kukuku...
>>3186859
Depends on the criminal. Usually through methods like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ZHma15raI
>>3186879
Noooope.
>>3186908
Do you have proof that they are "enslaved" to your will?
>>3186902
He literally just hosted.
>>3186875
>At this point I have already finished my Popsicle and am just sitting there with the stick in my mouth.
Haha, fine maybe in a couple of days, but how is it?
>>3186883
Where is Rex and Cody?
>>3186877
Poyo!
>Kirby hops off, and the Warp Star magically picks you up of your feet
>>3186895
Poyo?
>>3186908
Poyo....
>Tosses you a milkshake
Poyo?
>>3186859
That depends on what you find hellish! Mostly insane people are contained in the Isles! IT KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING!!! And prevents me from being bored! It's better than what used to be in my realm.
>>3186906
Grab everything you can vassal! Keep your hideous chest covered as well!
>>3186908
So it's not what I'm looking for... good. I'd hate for one to show up here
>>3186852
All must be given a chance at redemption! But should you stay on zhe destructive path of evil, I will not hesitate to strike!
>>3186883
Hello!
>Nice! More SW!
>>3186908
>Seemingly unfazed, he raises his shield once more
Zhat will depend on you, lady! Are you here to cause harm?
>>3186874
Nice!
>>3186883
Who?
>>3186895
What?
>>3186899
Yoma?
>>3186908
I'm not gonna make that deal, sorry.
WHO MADE THIS?
>>3186899
I have not seen any thing impressive yet. Though you did me good.
>>3186906
>>3186942
It is covered.
>>3186840
I tried.
>>3186906
day 5
>>3186950
>tfw not on it
>>3186937
Alright then wiseass, if he didn't leave then where is he?
>>3186950
Looking at the autism. Sol.
>>3186946
Dr. Sora I'm the Driver.
>>3186823
That was an accident, I swear.
I need to take off for now. Try and keep an eye on Cell. He's bad news.
>He flies away.
>>3186859
So did I. Now, I need to leave. Don't think you're off the hook, freak.
>He takes off into the sky.
>>3186950
Me, why?
>>3186961
COMPLETELY!
>>3186961
This is unacceptable. I'm the main character! I'm suppose to win!
>>3186945
You're not really the type I'd want to make an enemy of, but I sure can handle you, just so you know, big guy~
>>3186946
Yoma are demons born from the bloodshed between shinobi. Every shinobi is trained to eradicate them...
>>3186950
Why does my... THAT room have to take up 1/8th of the house...?
>>3186950
>Dining room
Dessert is here.
>>3186946
>Nice!
>Who?
>What?
>Yoma?
>>3186971
>Not this time, anon.
>>3186950
This layout is impractical as fuck
>>3186952
I got your back all sparkly and washed your hair without getting shampoo in your eyes. Doesn't that count for something?
>>3186998
The dining room doesn't even connect to the rest of the house.
>>3186976
You don't get to bring friends
>>3186960
I bet you could swallow a whole pizza sucking things up like that!
>>3186961
Poor kid...
>>3186976
Driver of what? And how do you know my name?
>>3186996
They sound kinda like the heartless... Wait, you're a ninja?
>>3187001
>I'd like to thank the academy...
>>3186998
Poyo!
>Eats happily
>>3186961
night 5
>>3186906
I am not going to choke this time. Il send my monkeys there, let them have all the food as pay.
>>3186961
I shall calm
Only when victory
Is rightfully won.
>>3186939
>she holds onto it tightly so she doesn't fall off
H-Hey, this IS fun! How do I make it go faster?
>>3187017
Don't worry, no charge for them.
>>3186983
1. Why would you make this?
2. Where and how can I make one?
>>3186961
Do not get any ideas from this.
>>3186990
It is covering the important parts.
>>3186929
From my subjective view I would say it tastes good. Especially without the wood.
>>3186995
4u
>>3186910
Cant help but say I like your methods.
>>3186941
So your realm is a set of isles for the mentally insane.What did it used to be?
>>3186979
Farewell Gohan. Try not to die out there! That honor belongs to me.
>>3186995
>Lets out a loud laugh
Zhen it will be a challenge, at least!
>catches on to the tone of her voice
Wait, vhat is zhat supposed to mean!?
>>3187038
And why would I want them?
>>3186925
Very well. Observe my power.
>She brings an arm up. Several crows take to the sky.
>>3186939
A worthwhile attempt, but no...
>She strikes a "menacing" pose.
What I desire from you is a genuine "Thank you"!
KUUUUUKUKUKUU!!!!
>>3186944
H-huh?
>>3186945
If you did not seek me out in search of a wish...
>She poses.
You must be fated to duel with me, in a battle to the death!
>>3186946
Ku. Kukuku.
That means only one thing.
>A crow flies up and lands on her shoulder.
You have sought me out to engage me in combat. A deathmatch, rather.
>>3187032
No Mercy!!!
>>3187038
and why would i want them
>>3187032
That monkey's pretty brutal...
>>3187052
...No thanks, I'm not interested.
>>3187052
...Perhaps you just scared them away.
>>3187014
That's because you teleport in.
>>3187039
1.) I was and still am bored as all hell.
2.) http://en.genzu.net/heimen/
>>3187059
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the chop shop, the Madetta Max
>>3187029
Well yeah. Isn't it obvious?
>>3187032
day 7
>>3187044
Those hideous udders aren't covered properly or I wouldn't even know you had them. Are you trying to kill me?
>>3187052
Zhen we will do battle! Ready yourself, demon, and prepare to face true justice!
>>3187044
You won't have to worry about the stick with ice cream, but if you want another I have more.
>>3187032
I do not think anything important was to happen tonight.
>>3187009
Barely You are right above a functional ape.
>>3187071
Mad Max???
Get them in the backseat, I'll warm up the engines!
>we went from 23 UIDs to 35
Maybe shitstorms arent so bad
>>3187047
OH IT WAS AWFUL!!! That was when I was Jyggalag! HE WAS NO FUN AT ALL!!! Daedric Prince of Order and Logic! PFFFAAAAAAH!!!
>>3187073
Not really... I mean you look like a little kid. And that outfit kinda stands out. Aren't ninja supposed to be sneaky?
>>3187075
Weird thing to do when you were doing so good.
>>3186950
Why am I with Booker?
>>3186965
>mfw not on it
>>3187075
night 8
winner next slide
>>3187049
We'll just call it a draw, I like this suit~
>>3187029
>nods
Poyo!
>>3187037
>Suddenly, the Warp Star picks up speed, flying you across the arena and destroying everything in it's path.
>>3187052
Poyo!
>Kirby thanks the Horned Lady
>>3187075
A dead monkey. This was a failure.
>>3187077
This will kill you? What would happen if I was not covered at all?
>>3187087
*by now all of the popsicle has melted*
Provide me another one.
>>3187071
Woahyoustillsaltyabuduhfidybucks?
>>3187088
You uppity bitch! If you weren't Hikage-chan's friend, I'd riddle you with bullets!
>>3187101
Maybe if you've only ever seen them in manga... What the heck is a heartless anyway? A bully?
>>3187110
Back to back failures. I do not even believe I killed someone.
>>3187110
Rooting for Kurumi
>>3187060
You cannot escape now, mortal! Our battle is fated to be!
>She points again.
Fufu... I hope you are prepared for my wrath!
>>3187062
>She lowers her arm again, and the crows return.
Is that proof enough for you?
Not that I need to prove anything, kuku...
>>3187080
KUKUKU! As if I would let you attack first!
Go now, my minions!
>The crows take to the sky, only to start pecking at the girl.
N-no, attack him! Him!
>>3187115
KUUUUUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!!!!
Consider it done!
>She pulls money out of her pocket and counts it.
Right! I shall return with your treat in a moment... Kuku!
>She starts running.
>>3187075
I was calm too soon.
>>3187110
That could have been me dammit.
>>3187117
Hey! Lets not get any bright ideas now. Dressing like that you're no better than one of the succubi. A chest like hers >>3187126 is what I expect of one of my vassals!
>>3187134
>Kirby waits for his meal, quietly humming Green Greens
>>3187134
Hm. That is very convincing. I suppose I've met stranger lifeforms here...
>>3187126
And you are an annoying brat. If you were not Hikage's ally, I would have slashed you to pieces.
>>3187115
>the change of speed almost makes her fall off, but she keeps on holding tightly
AAAAAH! IT'S GOING TOO FAST! TOO FAST!
>>3187052
I've been tasked with finding certain objects and making sure they don't fall into the wrong hands. I'm glad you didn't have the thing I'm looking for, basically
>Late as shit for this
>>3187110
day 9
>>3187117
I'll get you a wet wash cloth as well for your hand.
>Walks back into the cafés kitchen and comes back out moments later with a wrapped Popsicle and a wet cloth and hands her both.
Here you are.
>>3187110
Shoot, you were so close, Ram...
>>3187115
You must love to eat, huh?
>>3187126
No, it's a kind of monster that comes from the darkness in people's hearts and tries to take hearts away from anyone it can find.
>>3187134
...
>He just waits for her to do something.
>>3187096
>we went from over 50 UIDs during primetime to 37 UIDs
HG is dead.
ITS HIGH NOON
>>3187098
Order and logic huh? Shame he couldn't stick around. What became of him?
>>3187114
>Confused, he remains wary
Is zhat suit not made for battle!?
>>3187134
>He remains standing, shield up and hammer ready, but lets out a laugh
It seems these pets of yours could use a little more training! Will you fight me, or must I do zhis myself!?
>>3187182
>Raises his shield, blocking the ult
Try once more, cowboy!
>>3187153
I don't wanna hear crap like that from some antenna sporting toddler!
>>3187166
Then we're pretty much stuck! See if I ever take a bath with you again, jerk!
>>3187176
You mean like that guy in Temple of Doom? KALI MA!
>>3187173
u did it
>>3187173
My vassal did it. She actually killed all you fools who thought you could beat me, the Great Overlord Laharl! AH-HAHAHAHA!
>>3187198
Thanks for hosting and thanks for the wincard my man.
>>3187190
>TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU
>UNSHEATHES DUAL SHOTTIES
HEH... NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>3187182
Fuck, my watch was a minute fast!
>>3187153
I am not a succubus. These are just the clothes Mother provided me with. And that thing has no chest.
>>3187176
I know I was. It is an embarrassing loss.
>>3187198
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity, host.
>Sorry about that
>>3186821
Well, thank you regardless, sir.
>>3186832
We have been. She only rarely participates in these games, but when we're not here, we've been practicing and preparing for the fight.
>>3186853
We'll get lucky at some point, I suppose.
>>3186908
So? Residents of Gensokyo favor a human-like appearance, myself included. The only two I know of with horns from there are both oni.
>>3187198
Congratulations, miss! And thank you for having us!
>>3187198
Congratulations, Kurumi.
Thanks for hosting, Manning.
>>3187173
Congratulations! Thank you for zhis round, host!
>>3187182
>Hooks you
>Shoots you in the face
>>3186995
For you.
>>3187198
totally not rigged for that entry image
>>3187188
IT'S A VERY LONG STORY!!! But he's free to wander Oblivion now, but hold no power! HAHA!!! THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR BEING SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!
Ew worst winner
>>3187235
>>3187198
Congratulations, Kurumi!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3187169
>The Warp Star slows down a bit, readjusting itself to keep you from falling off.
>>3187176
>Nods
Poyo!
>>3187182
>Shoots with Toy Gun
>>3187235
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3187235
Thank you for hosting.
>>3187190
Oh it's BUILT for battle~
>Her bulky arms start glowing brighter, seeming to almost melt and drip onto the floor below
Ya know, Volcanium X, Good shit~
>>3187198
Congrats, thanks for hosting man
>>3187175
Thank you.
*she tears the wrapper again*
*she tries to take a bite only to hesitate*
>>3187196
I am not even sure how we bathed the first time.
>>3187198
Congratulations my beautiful Kurumi.
>>3187198
Nice going, Kurumi-chan and congrats to the bride and groom!
>>3187182
Looks more like night to me.
>>3187196
Yeah, kinda like that. It's my job to beat them and keep order across all the worlds.
>>3187220
Better luck next, right?
>>3187223
No problem!
>>3187235
Congratulations, and thanks for the game!
>>3187248
Next time I come here, I'm gonna bring all kinds of snacks for you, alright?
>>3187157
>She returns, holding a plastic grocery store bag.
Kuku! Your wish is granted!
I hope you are prepared to see my might in action...
>She pulls the pie out of the bag.
Feast your eyes!
>>3187162
Kuku...
>She reaches into her pocket and scatters some seed on the ground for her crows.
>>3187170
Fu... fufufu! You underestimate my abilities as a demon!
Any object can become mine, whether it be for a wish or personal desire!
>>3187176
...
W-well? Say something!
>>3187190
>An alarm comes from the girl's wristwatch, and the crows all scatter and fly away.
K-ku... I have sent my minions away to rest. Since it has come to this, I have no choice but to face you myself!
>>3187223
Demons have horns and command the familiar of a crow...
You have neither. Kuku...
>>3187173
>>3187198
>>3187235
Poyo!
Pogo Poyo Poyo Poyo!
>>3187196
Hm! Call me whatever you want, at least I'm not wearing a nekomata maid costume.
>>3187220
You wouldn't be one, you'd be no better than one. Your mother must have hated you as a child. Her chest is just fine, it does nothing to hinder her or ME! That's the most important part.
>>3187235
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3187235
Thanks for hosting. Congrats Kurumi
>>3187235
Thanks for hosting!
>>3187269
...What are you doing?
>>3187173
Congratulations Kurumi. Im surprised you dont speak as much anymore, but whatever.
>>3187182
>raises shield
>>3187235
I'l take the fact that i lost to no human, with pride.
>>3187269
Like what? Aren't you gonna do anything?
HOLD THERE, I SAY, I SAY, HOLD THERE!
YOU ARE ALL PLAGUED! PLAGUED WITH THE WILL OF THE DEVIL! THE DEVIL, I SAY!
BUT! THERE IS REDEMPTION! GIVE YOURSELF TO THE LORD AND THE LORD WITH GIVE HIMSELF TO YOU!
AMEN!
>>3187198
Congratulations Kurumi!
Thanks for hosting man, it's always enjoyable!
>>3187223
Yeah I know, but I don't mind not winning.
>>3187256
Hmm? Is there something wrong?
>>3187264
>Spins
Poyo!
>>3187269
Poyo!
>Inhales the entire thing, even the bag.
>>3187284
Poyo?
>>3187269
You're better off not getting it. Plus you don't even know what "it" is
>>3187284
If anything, YOU look plagued with it, evangelist
>>3187235
Thanks for hosting.
>>3187238
You must be quite the person to entertain.
>>3187284
I dont need to give myself to anyone! Im perfect!
>>3187256
The random number generator said we did, so we did! You were just sitting there while I scrubbed you, looking off into space...
>>3187264
The worlds? Like dimensional travel? What are you gonna tell me next? That an anthropomorphic duck and dog are helping you?
>>3187272
It's not a maid costume, you moron. This is an elegant dress for super ladies!
>>3187284
>Pets
Hello, denizens of the arena, and thank you for tuning in!
>The crowd cheers.
>>3187269
That sounds more like a hell raven thing....There's more than one type of demon, after all.
>>3187264
Would you perhaps know of some other way of training? I've only got the games and my co-worker, and I can't always be doing either.
>>3187285
I'm afraid I do, in such a case....
>>3187284
Man, there's a whole bunch of weidos showing up now...
>>3187287
>He approaches and pets you with a smile on his face
>>3187302
How'd you guess?
>>3187198
Thanks.
>>3187305
Hi~i!
Anybody here have anybody that you want to be franked?
>>3187305
Hmm? I didnt know they had interview hosts here!
>>3187272
She surely hates me now but that is not important. I do not see how it hinders you.
>>3187285
This is a different color from the last.
>>3187302
Ah yes. I remember that. I wish I could see that more useful side.
>>3187302
The bonnet is stupid and made for little kids.
>>3187309
>Relaxes
>>3187248
I-I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes there...
>she hops off the star and looks back at the wreck left behind
Uhhh...it's probably best that I leave. See you around, little guy!
ok give me OOONE second and ill make games
>>3187223
Zhat is gut, indeed. It will take time, yes, but it will be worth it. You are you, and have much time left on zhis world!
>>3187218
>Activates his shield, and after the attack he flings his hammer
NOT TODAY, TRAITOR!
>>3187254
Volcanium? What is zhat?
>Noticing the molten armor, his own armor starts to grow brighter
Some unknow element, I bet! But will it be a match?
>>3187269
>He hesitates for a moment, examining her
Tell me once more, why did you come? Do you mean harm to zhe innocents here?
>>3187287
I SEE NOW. THE DEVIL HAS TAKEN FORM!
I CAST THEE BACK, DEMON!
>he splashed it with holy water
BEGONE TO YOUR WRETCHED LANDS
>>3187295
BOY, I AM THE CURE, FOR I AM GOD'S VESSEL. BRING THYSELF ONTO ME TO RECEIVE THE LORD'S BLESSIN'!
AMEN
>>3187301
IN THE LORD'S EYES, EVERYONE IS PERFECT, MY FRIEND. BUT, GIVE YOURSELF TO THE LORD NOW AND PREVENT ETERNAL DAMNATION!
>>3187309
THERE IS NOTHING WEIRD WITH FAITH, CHILD
>>3187322
See this man? I want him gone
>>3187337
G-Goodbye?
>>3187348
Bane?
>>3187309
I was joking. Stop messing with meeeee!
>>3187325
I can cook and stuff too... and I really am good in a fight!
>>3187329
Your face is stupid and you should wear a shirt.
>>3187348
Funny, he's actually one of the avas I just started using
>>3187305
It's just one thing after another tonight!
>>3187306
Maybe you could do some heavy lifting?
>>3187322
I don't think so.
>>3187335
Heh, you remind me of this friend of mine...
>>3187337
Devil Goodbye?
>>3187301
HA!!! It depends on how long a single mortal is amusing of course! If I get bored I CAST THEM INTO THE ISLES LIKE THE REST OF THE LOT!!! If they keep me entertained I CAST THEM OUT ALSO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S A WIN-WIN!!! Well for me at least.
>>3187329
Nice scarf.
>>3187347
You sound like the madness to begin with. Go to church.
>>3187348
>>3187356
Who is this bane?
>>3187336
>Waves goodbye
Poyo!
>>3187347
>Inhales
>Turns into Water Kirby
Poyo?
>>3187363
Poyo?
>>3187343
Well, you know how planets have this gooey molten rock in the center?
That's Volcanium X, makes a WONDERFUL power source~
(I might be goin to sleep soon, idk)
>>3187357
The great overlord Laharl has no need for a shirt. It'd just get in the way or destroyed anyways.
>>3187370
Its part of my body.
>>3187279
Kukuku... My minions are recharging. Their energy was recently spent.
>>3187283
K-kukuku! Of course.
>She reaches into her pockets and pulls out a bundle of black feathers.
>>3187287
Fufu! Witness my power as a demon!
I even made sure to pick "devil's food'! KUKUKU!!!!
>>3187289
No matter. It doesn't not trouble me any.
>>3187305
Kuku... Radioman, I come to you with a humble request...
>>3187306
All demons possess these traits though, no matter what kind.
>>3187343
Kuku! Right into my trap!
>She throws a punch, only to injure her hand against the armor of her opponent.
O-owie!
>>3187306
Heh, I know you do, sorry..
>>3187325
Oh is it? I grabbed it without looking, is that one of the watermelon ones I have? Those are harder to come by, but you're welcome to it, they taste better.
>>3187390
Overlord...? Of what? The sandbox!?
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