I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3185391
There's something I need to tell him.
Nth for fuck off Paul
>>3185411
Um, I don't shake that way pal...
>>3185383
>>3185361
>He keeps his eyes locked on Cell as he motions for you to stop.
>>3185388
This...is impossible...
You're supposed to be...
>He clenches his fists as if remembering something unpleasant.
>>3185411
I brought a cake.
>>3185378
>He smiles underneath his helmet
A fair lady, and a noble one, as well! It seems we serve zhe same purpose, lady Elly.
>>3185389
>He takes off his helmet and smiles
Hello! Who might you be, zhen? Another fan?
>>3185394
Love has other forms zhan physical! A strong mental connection can be just as satisfying!
Reminder that Paul is a deranged underage orphan that the world would be better without.
>>3185411
Thats not right Utsutsu
>>3185411
...
I think I had a little too much to drink.
https://desustorage.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>gogo is 5 away from being second
how do we stop the cancer from doing this, if he does this then he'll probably spam images even harder
>>3185441
That you messed up and you want to take it slower instead?
>>3185411
It's...it's not THAT bad.
>>3185381 (Janus)
Welcome back, Sir Janus.
>>3185400 (Zombieman)
...This place makes you do things.
>>3185403 (Sora)
Not just "trapped"....
>She shudders
>>3185412 (Kaito)
It's good to be determined, sir.
>>3185428 (Polnareff)
There's also always the telekinesis, at that.
>>3185449
I'm a gatekeeper, after all, it was my duty!
>>3185449
It ha been too long old comrade.
What the hell did I do to you guys
I'm sorry but seriously I never did anything wrong here
I actually like you guys, you're all nice to me but now.. w-why I don't understand
>>3185462
Does it even matter
>>3185449
I don't think I could have that either...
I'm not very smart, wasn't even meant to be...
>>3185470
>my picture
>>3185451
YEEOW
>>3185470
>Kirby floats around him
Poyo!
>>3185466
K-Kinda like that.
>>3185383
Oh. I have not been paying attention to your progress.
>>3185412
Hmm.
*she tears off the wrapper in a flash*
*she then bites half of the popsicle*
>>3185462
Let the monkey have it's day. It will realize this is all pointless.
>>3185475
I don't know why the hell they hate you. Personally, I don't give a fuck what you do.
>>3185475
It's because you're a fucking lunatic and neither community wants you. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away from 4chan.
>>3185486
kek
>>3185475
You treated your community like shit and ruined it, why the fuck would we want a toxic fucker like you anywhere near us? Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit, you're not welcomed here.
>>3185475
It doesn't matter, you're the worst cancer to ever grace trash for what you did. You deserve this. Maybe now you'll understand precisely what a subhuman your actions make you.
>>3185449
Oh yeah, you're a real admirable dude
Keep doing what you're doin'
as for me, I'm Lord Dominator
>>3185407
Tch! Me you imbecile!
>>3185402
Do I look like the type to joke around?
>>3185445
Supposed to be what?
>walks closer to the masked superhero
Hmmm there is something familiar about you.
>>3185475
Not all of us hate you. I barely know you so I have no reason to.
>>3185475
Leave. We don't need two Hoshi here.
>>3185491
I always die here, might as well not go....
>>3185471
How does a setting make you smoke a cigarette?
>>3185491
Fire won't do you any good here.
>>3185475
Because we have niggers like you here.
We know your kind.
>>3185403
Greetings again. How goes things?
>>3185409
I am here to monitor this area. You have no right to ask the details.
>>3185471
Thank you. Has the Rosarius worked well?
>>3185490
I think it's too late for that. You might have already scared him off.
>>3185425
>>3185475
you're fine, just ignore the drama like im trying to and soon it'l blow over.
Kinda hard not to when you're vilains but we got to try.
>>3185509
I am sorry that it went here.
>>3185471
Don't worry, I won't let it happen again.
>>3185489
Wow, you're like a balloon!
>>3185491
I'm not feeling hungry right now.
>>3185498
Yeah, I think this is the best I've done so far!
>>3185475
There are just enough of the community from HG that browses and participates in ERP to shitpost you away if you let them. Others will just bandwagon for upwards of two days
>>3185531
>>3185445
Very well, zhen.
>He turns away
>>3185437
No, I am not joking. Human or Omnic, both deserve protection! Who are you to decide who lives and who dies?
>>3185471
A gatekeeper? Vhat kind of gate do you guard, my lady?
>>3185474
>His helmet off, he stares at you in bewilderment and silence for a few seconds
It can't be...
>>3185480
Nonsense, my friend, all have a purpose! You must believe in yourself, if you were not meant to be, zhen why are you?
>>3185511
I vill not stop until my dying breath! Justice will be done.
A Lord Dominator? Zhat does not sound farmilliar. What do you do?
Hello.
>>3185491
I'm not dying yet. I've still got people to kill and games to win.
>HG yet again giving a single fuck what goes ok in ERP instead of just ignoring it
#DramaAlert
>>3185538
>Two days
Forever.
>>3185545
Goodbye.
>One shitstorm stops
>Another starts
Such is the way of life here.
>>3185514
>He takes a couple steps back.
Cease, monster.
>>3185535
Poyo!
>>3185475
You're fine if I like you and I decide you're fit for this place. Nothing else matters.
>>3185517
Is Hoshi the Phil Fish of HG?
>>3185514
I don't get how you're perfect.
What's the criteria?
>>3185471
Telekinesis? Like the ability to move things with your mind?
>>3185552
Who are you as a person?
>>3185514
Now that you've mentioned it, you kind of do look like a jester to me.
>>3185540
Try again in your next life. Maybe you'll do better.
>>3185491
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!?
>>3185526
This place isn't exactly...normal. It often makes you do things you normally wouldn't.
>>3185535
I wouldn't be so confident as to say that's a sure thing.
>>3185529
I'm afraid I haven't exactly tested it, sir.
>>3185544
It was a mansion, by the name of Mugenkan.
>>3185475
I tell you what you did, you ruined LD
NOW WHENEVER I PLAY GTA I DONT THINK OF LAMAR DAVIS BUT YOU!
>>3185563
You can leave with him
>>3185547
>implying
We don't give a fuck what they do. We just don't want the absolute height of cancer and idiocy shitting up OUR threads.
>>3185583
>>3185567
Holy shit, he is the Phil Fish of HG
>>3185563
>I decide you're fit for this place.
Let me remember you that this is not HGA, your voice is only an opinion here.
>>3185563
>>3185567
That would implying Hoshi made anything good.
>>3185563
What avas do you deem worth to be here?
>>3185571
Most certainly, sir.
>She smiles, briefly adjusting the grip on her scythe
>>3185573
Worse comes to worst,
There will be another.
>>3185581
>It falls off the skateboard.
>>3185544
Thanks for the help, Reinhardt...
But us battle droids are meant to be expendable
After the war I think we'll all get shut down and sold for scrap....
>>3185581
Yep, expected to die here...
>>3185529
They're going good. I think I'm gonna win this time!
>>3185562
Getting around must be pretty easy for you huh, Kirby?
>>3185576
As long as I'm around, I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you!
>>3185581
So what's our assignment?
>>3185583
I've been here longer than you. Learn some manners and not to order your senpais around.
>>3185598
>>3185600
Holy shit, learn to take a joke.
>>3185590
But we're all cancer Anon.
>>3185544
Eh, ya know, conquering galaxies and all that jazz
usual villain stuff
>>3185598
*remind
>>3185612
Poyo!
>>3185623
>senpais
*senpai-tachi. Learn 2 weeb.
>>3185544
You should know that the grave could not stop this old soldier from completing his mission.
Dude, this is too fucking funny
>>3185616
>>3185623
Don't tell me what to do. If I want to shitpost Hoshi, then I will do so.
>>3185475
Kid, you've been swimming in the kiddie pool, you're in the shark tank now, you wont last a day.
>>3185626
thanks to the based anon that made this btw
Hey, just a question, but do you guys have a discord channel like /ERP/ does?
>>3185623
>senpai
Like i'd ever treat an asian with respect
baka desu
>>3185471
So I heard you're camping with your vampire friend now, that must be a reason for your attitude lately.
>>3185498
>Watches in shock with a Popsicle in my mouth.
H-how is it...?
>>3185639
dude bro like whaaaaat this is tooo good.
>>3185607
That's the spirit! There's other fish in the sea, Sho-tan! There's no reason to be hard on yourself about this!
>>3185568
Please im unmatched in power,speed,strength,...well pretty much everything! Anything you can do I can do better!
>>3185573
You need to get your eyes checked boy,better yet removed.
>>3185558
Or what? You going to make me laugh to death with that ridiculous costume?
>continues walking forward until reaching the masked man face to face.
>>3185623
Get out, Phil.
>>3185626
We're all cancer, but Lord Dominator went on a hate crusade against another ERP'er and had such an immense meltdown that he posted IRL pics of that person and tried to vigilantly watch the threads to shitpost them out of the game.
>>3185628
Reminder LD posted irl nudes of someone because they played a character they didn't like in Overwatch
Reminder to take it easy
>>3185653
That's a weird thing to have, we have a steamchat.
>>3185635
Hey, how high can you go anyway?
>>3185642
I really hope she didn't hear me say that.
>>3185642
Can you stop hosting your shitty game and let someone else host already? seriously. its fucking garbage and even hoshi is getting more replies than your slides.
>>3185612
Hopefully, I can manage myself for now. I've finally gotten my own spell cards, so I can properly fight back.
>>3185657
>She smiles
...In part. It's good having her back.
>>3185653
Fuck no and we should be glad for that.
>>3185659
>>3185576
Hm. Has Sanae attacked you yet?
>>3185612
That is good. Keep telling me about the armor you were telling me about the last time we met.
>>3185660
I'd rather not remove them. That would be extremely painful.
>>3185668
Mind posting a link? I just want to get away from ERP really
>>3185623
No you have not.
>>3185674
How about YOU stop being an utter cock? Fuck, it's like you're a filthy shill or something.
>>3185665
Mind you all of this happened because the other person picked a character LD didn't like in overwatch.
>>3185694
So how about that adoption LD
>>3185674
Hurr durr
>>3185535
You are doing well. I believe I want you to win.
>>3185657
*she grabs her head*
I have a few problems with it.
>>3185694
Ask someone else, I don't have the link.
>>3185680
A simple "thank you, Subaru-kun" is all I wanted.
>>3185658
Dude! I know right?!
>>3185674
>thinking faggots taking Hoshi's bait means anything about the games
>>3185649
That strawman sure showed me!
LD is cancer, but so are you, and so am I.
Pretending to have standards on a "roleplaying" thread built from a survival sim on the trash board of the trash site makes you look like a Fedora tipping faggot.
>>3185694
>>3185674
>>3185623
What avas do you still play?
>>3185576
Mugenkan...zhat sounds Chinese, or Japanese. Who owned zhat mansion?
>>3185475
>I honestly don't know.
>>3185610
>He walks up to you and puts a giant hand on your shoulder, surprisingly gentle for someone so huge
Zhat is not how you must think. Only because you were created to be expendable, does not mean you are. Omnics were originally created for labour as well, yet now zhey live among us in peace! Zhere is always a chance, do not forget zhat.
>>3185628
Galaxies!? Do you mean you come from beyond our solar system!?
>>3185638
But...I was at your funeral, I spoke for you, I believed...
>He stops, turning his head away for a bit
Why did you not let me know? You were one of zhe best Overwatch had to offer...and a good friend.
>>3185581
...How disgusting. I would never fatasize over something like that.
>>3185642
So much for that study group I was invited to...
>>3185694
Can you like not? Seriously., you need to stop.
>>3185694
>>3185660
>His power rises as he becomes angrier.
Or I'll wipe your miserable existence off the face of the planet.
So is anyone else here trying to think of keyblade puns
>>3185706
>>3185734
Alright....
Thanks, Reinhardt....
>>3185669
>Just keeps floating higher and higher
>>3185729
You can always take solace in the fact that you host. I'm not good enough to do that.
>>3185676
Nice! Show me what you can do!
>>3185684
Oh right, the old keyblade masters before me could turn their keyblades into these sweet rides they can use to go to other worlds and get this sweet armor to go along with it.
>>3185706
Wh-What?
>>3185709
Really? Thank you!
>>3185747
...This is getting out of hand now.
>>3185606
I'm certain that while my Silver Chariot could handle that scythe you carry... the Telekinesis throws a wrench into things
>>3185752
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO GOOD
>>3185694
Search for the groups: HGAvatars and Circlekerk. Pick your poison.
>>3185674
she already removed her cat background
what more do you want
>>3185676
I had a feeling since I heard it from Aussa, but that's good, now all you need left is your mistress.
>>3185709
Ah, I think I already know... You have a brain freeze, it happens when you eat or drink cold things too fast, it'll go away in a bit.
>Talking around the Popsicle in my mouth.
>>3185734
I am no longer a art of overwatch. I am a soldier with only one mission. Find out who brought down our family by any means. You must have seen the bounty that's placed on my head. Makes me wonder where Sombra is right now.
>>3185729
If you are going to let the opinion of one person bring you down, then you deserve it. The people that are grateful outnumber the ones that are not.
>>3185752
>You post irl pics for playing Overwatch in a different way you wanted, forcing them to leave the threads forever
>'I'm good I swear'
>>3185758
>He unlocked her keyhole
>>3185758
You better not...
>>3185762
Whoa, that's pretty high!
>>3185752
>he thinks its ERP shitposting him
>>3185734
Yeah, see the big red ship there, I mean ya can't miss it
Hooked that baby up with a HUGE drill, just sucks a planet dry~
>>3185771
Allright, thanks
>>3185684
I believe she still thinks me not worth the effort.
...And strangely, despite her supposedly more...discriminatory ways, she's actually rather tolerant of me.
>>3185734
Japanese, I suppose. My mistress was the creator and owner of it, by the name of Yuuka Kazami.
>She sighs wistfully
>>3185769
I don't necessarily participate in melee with my scythe, either...ant certainly, it's pragmatic.
>>3185768
>She flinches slightly
Ah...I'd rather not show them.
>>3185777
Kurumi even said she'd help fight her, to help win us our place back.
>>3185688
If you dont get out of my sight, it wont be a choice.
>>3185756
>takes a step back
Wait a minute that power!
You...You...
>>3185802
Dumb fucking frog.
>>3185752
I'm dying
>>3185791
Poyo!
>Floats back down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTYoxHfXKeE
>IT'S HABBENIN
>>3185747
Watching one episode never hurt anyone...
>>3185802
I'm never eating anything again.
>>3185802
>>3185809
Whoa there Cell, there's no need to be this hostile!
>>3185777
Is that not how you consume it. And I thought wood was not edible. Why would they put in in there?
>>3185768
Yes. You are the one left up there I can stand.
>>3185802
*flatly*
Woo. Go Sora.
>>3185785
Oh come on, I know you lot would make chimp puns if I got lucky.
>>3185791
Why? Did you jam it in too much and broke the lock?
>>3185809
>He removes the helmet.
So. I think it's about time we had a little chat, Cell.
>>3185828
Where is she going?
anyone planning to host next?
>>3185828
I believe I gave you bad luck.
>>3185828
>>3185836
Watch who your cheering for. The zombies got this.
>>3185828
zombie dude has this shit, hes going to crush those 2
>>3185784
>I swear on my never-appeared-on-screen mom m8.
>>3185802
Things are getting kinda boring now...
>>3185808
Oh... Alright then.
>>3185819
So do you usually just sleep in weird places, Kirby?
>>3185828
D-Don't take it so hard...
>>3185837
Shut up!
>>3185848
No, no it was my fault I think.
>>3185828
...He's been following me for a while. Maybe I should follow him too and see what he's really up to.
>>3185759
>He smiles
Good man. Zhere is always room at my side for a lost soldier such as you, should you wish company!
>>3185779
I had seen zhem, yes, and heard zhe rumours...but I did not believe zhem, until I saw you now. It is good to know zhe explosion did not kill you, but...what about what we stood for? Honor, justice, protection for zhe innocent? Overwatch may be gone, but its legacy lives on in us!
>>3185805
Zhat is impressive engineeri- What!? Sucking planets dry!? What about zhe people on it!?
>>3185808
Yuuka Kazami. Not a name I know, unfortunately.
Zhat sigh does not show you are very enthousiastic about her, are you?
>>3185842
I do not think so. So the floor is your's
>>3185768
Yes. You were talking about that.
>>3185808
Interesting. I recommend to always be on your guard, just in case.
>>3185808
You must be feeling really happy now huh?
>>3185836
It's so you don't have to hold the frozen juice part, you eat around the stick, like a corn dog!
>>3185842
Take it away Jabroni. Wanna make the theme KYS LD?
>>3185828
Hed fuck a girl with tufts but he wouldent fuck a frog-girl. You did good work there asui, killing that scumbag.
>>3185842
I might.
Might need to remind everyone what REAL shit games are so people can stop shitting on actually decent hosts.
>>3185869
For the love of God, big man, don't pay attention to it.
>>3185887
Thank a ton for hosting. You're a beautiful human being. Congrats to Zombieman
>>3185890
Not another one of your "reminders," Baron...
>>3185887
Looks like the zombie has it.
>>3185887
Thief.
>>3185887
Oy vey. Crushed by a garbage compressor. What a nasty way to go
>>3185869
I couldn't..
I will literally crumble with any hit of a weapon...
>>3185887
Congrats, Zombieman!
And thanks for hosting!
>>3185842
Jabroni. Make it a Hoshi x LD wedding game. Two sociopaths and a wedding.
>>3185887
You two girls had one job.
ONE JOB! And you still lost to a human!!
>>3185875
It helps protect them from all sorts of powerful magic and attacks, lets them breathe in space, and it's pretty lightweight so they can move freely. I hope I get some of that armor soon!
>>3185887
>>3185876
I am too damaged to think right now. Demonstrate.
>>3185923
>>3185869
I still fight for those thing but I do it my way. I have to hunt and find the ones that brought us down. Reyes is the number one suspect for it but I heard he died.
>>3185866
Poyo?
>>3185923
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity, hostess.
>>3185882
>>3185918
why don't we have both?
thread at XX:47
>>3185840
How did you even end up in this place?
>>3185833
Well maybe you should watch who you are calling a jester.
>>3185887
What did I say! The zombie did it.
>>3185729
Thank you for hosting... the cats were alright.
>>3185911
Way to go, Zombie friend! I believed in you from the very beginning.
>>3185923
>>3185932
Thank you for hosting!
>>3185904
Then stop shitposting The good hosts and i wont host
>>3185887
>>3185923
Congratulations, Zombieman.
Thank you for hosting during all the chaos, host.
>>3185919
Quiet, you.
>>3185941
You're a great man Jabroni.
>>3185923
Thanks for hosting. Do you have steam?
>>3185923
Thanks for hosting, and thanks to everyone for being so accepting despite my past, I'm sorry for whatever I dragged in
>>3185923
The zombie man has won this bout... well, thank you for the battle.
>searching storage
>randomly generated HG house
Wut
>>3185949
Take the sweet-talk and blow it out your ass.
>>3185923
Congratulations, Zombieman! Thanks for the game!
>>3185935
Yeah, you were just sleeping somewhere totally random, didn't you notice?
>>3185887
>>3185923
Congrats to Zombieman and thanks for hosting
How do you ava an edgy ava without being too edgy?
>>3185959
Wow, she's unlikable, just like the real Dom
>>3185959
>Everyone being so accepting
You
Are
Fucking
Deluded.
>>3185959
Nobody has accepted you, fuck off.
>>3185959
theyre not accepting of you
they just dont have to put up with you and ignore you ;^)
>>3185975
DIE DIE DIE!
>>3185975
By taking it slowly
>>3185956
I'm not comfortable giving mine out.
>>3185972
Poyo.....
>>3185975
>not indulging in the edge
>>3185924
Ah alright, it's like this..
>I pull the Popsicle out of my mouth and then bites into it stopping my teeth at the stick so a part of the Popsicle breaks off into my mouth.
>>3185923
Congratulations Zombieman!
Thanks for hosting and keeping this place lively!
hg please keep >>3185959
we dont want em back
>>3185946
How did you? You're the one who should be in Hell right about now. But I'd be more than happy to send you there a second time.
>>3185923
Congratulations, Zombieman.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3185898
Excuse me, to what are you referring, faceless one?
>>3185916
Zhen you will stay behind me! My shield will protect you, I noticed zhe rifle on your back!
>>3185923
Zhank you for zhe round!
>>3185933
>He slowly shakes his head
He is here! It has taken all my willpower not to bring justice upon him right here!
>>3185975
Have something that balances it out. Specters a complete idiot despite his intelligence
Reaper is so stereotypically edgy it becomes lighthearted
>>3185975
Don't be overly aggressive, try not to get into le super cool arr pee fights. Don't make threats every other post. Be intimidating, but not obnoxiously bellicose. Also cool any autism you may have.
>>3185975
If you're scared of that, then maybe you should do a little girl instead.
Uh, why is everyone so mad at Dominator?
>>3185973
Do you need some pictures? I have a file for Castle but I just never go around doing them. Also, all the picture I have are from the WarZone Comic,
>>3185959
>everyone being so accepting
>anyone accepting you
>>3185975
Ask Kurumi or Reaper.
>>3185866
I'm sorry sir, it's just...I have reason to believe I'm being watched by my mistress, so I'd rather them be a surprise to her.
>>3185869
Quite the contrary! There's nothing I wouldn't do for her. It's just...she doesn't remember me. Can't even stand looking at me, for that matter.
>>3185875
Of course, sir! I've also got a close friend from back in the day nearby, so it'll be all the more difficult for someone to get the drop on me.
>>3185876
Very much so, sir. It's just...right there. Within our grasp, if only we have the strength to grab hold.
>>3185923
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for having us!
>>3185999
I'd really like to give you some advice from one host to another. Please.
>>3186024
I don't know, and I don't care.
>>3186024
Got in to a relationship in ERP then when it went south on them they posted the other person's picture all over the thread in a tantrum
>>3186027
Doesn't matter. As long as it's Frank, it's good enough
>>3186024
Nigger pulled a dick move, like, a turbo dick move, over overwatch.
>>3186024
The person behind her doxxed and posted pics of another poster back when she was in another thread. However that poster had given her those pics anyway since, before whatever caused it, they were pretty good friends.
>>3186024
posted nudes of his internet bf in an erp thread because they didnt play overwatch the way he wanted to
btw, said internet bf (they have broken off for good kek) bought overwatch for him
>>3186024
Posted nudes of someone because they played a character they didn't like in Overwatch, which that person bought them because they're a 16 year old.
>>3185478
